/afl/ Finals

CHEER CHEER THE RED AND THE WHITE

cheer cheer the red and the white

for all the shit aliir cops on here, he looks like a pretty decent bloke 2bh lads

Enright crying. Retirement confirmed.

>onward to victory

never in doubt lads

Why does Sydney have a member of Apex?

Geelong had 32 MORE INSIDE FIFTYS
THIRTY TWO
32!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAH WHAT?!?!?

because theyre the best team in the league mate and prob best team of all time thats why now kys

apex has a sydney branch?

Oh shit

i don't think he's too worried about deadshits on 4chang if im being honest with you

No one getting around him either. End of an era at Geelong.

best song, no contest

>Victoria about to cuck itself with an all-NSW final

Richmond's is the best by far. Swans have best non-Victorian song though.

Joel deserves better than this

So many upsets this time around, very worried about GWS now since Bulldogs looked pretty sturdy in their matches.

>all these crying cats players

Hoping for Swans-GWS just to watch Eddie McGuire's head explode in rage.

Oh well. Always had the feeling that Sydney would beat Geelong if they ever met.

At least Bulldogs (and to a lesser extent Giants) are likeable and can be cheered for in the Grand Final.

Most of them were shit kicks inside 50, it rebounded to just outside 50 and Geelong rushed it back in, etc. There were passages of play where they'd get 5 or so inside 50s in the space of 20 seconds for no result, only for Sydney to get a clean rebound and run it straight down the other end.

Israel are probably flying out a specialist medical team for Alir as we speak

His eyes are burning right now.

Aussies are shit tier flag posters

t. Mr Selwood

Knew it lads

>Israel
>In planes

This can't end well.

>theres a big big sound in the west of the town

>not enjoying the GWS polka

Please watch our sport

AmeriWORM detected.

AmeriWORM on ELITE squished watch.

woman = geelong fans
mountain lion = tom hawkins

Fuckers in school telling me, always down at the local Selwood ain’t bout this, Selwood ain’t bout that my boy a GOAT on fucking Geelong and them he- he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit! All ya motherfuckers talk about Selwood ain’t no hard ball getter Selwood ain’t this Selwood a ducker SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got robbed of a brownlow tagged every game and shit Nigga been on GOAT watch since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Selwood I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lingy and them. Did you not see the 2011 AFL Premiership match?! I jus git anotha kick, tackled his ass cause he a bitch, I know you ain't with this shits. Y'all need to stop- I swear to god yo. That shit irk me the fuckin most bro when somebody sittin up there talkin up there talkin bout nah Selwood aint about that he ain't be getting that tactical free kick win about that. SHUT THE FUCK UP! I know when a real nigga play cause I feel that shit, AND I FEEL JOEL. Thats it. Fuck you mean. That's my fuckin nigga

What do you think of AFL? It's pretty good, right? I need a big, strong, muscular, handsome American to tell me it's good.

Trips confirm

New Strong Welshman here

Don't think you're any better than Cucktorians, West Cuckstralians

>Gave up Stevie J to keep Fatlop
Did Motlop do anything tonight? I can only recall him completely fucking up a fast break into the inside 50 by burning Stanley and getting run down.

It's breddy gud desu. Reminds me of the Stonecutters song.

How the fuck so niggers actually talk like this. It's like another fucken language, caveman-esque

GEE110NG were always going to get cucked 2bh

Their game plan is literally "bomb it in to the 50"

rev up SEN lads

Can someone post the top 20 handsome players list?

cooney and straffo confirmed best buds

Is Matt Eagles related to West Coast Eagles?

went one up on a tight tipping comp tonight lads

No but he is the half brother of Manly Sea Eagles

yeah, he is their wife's son

Rev up K-rock lads

how if I'm not in geetroit?

krock.com.au

Stream on their website la

so is your missing punctuation, fragments and misspelling ironic or something?

>all shitney gf confirmed

expansion was a mistake

Thank fuck. This is "literally" the happiest moment in my AFL viewing experience all year.

>misspelling
ya goofed
I'd blame it on him being drunk but he can defend himself.

Like clockwork this WORM turns up after games are finished and posters have left so he can at least feel a small level of relevancy. Sad.

hard to get excited about the rest of the finals

hopefully the dogs get up despite all their bullshit about how hard they've done it with injuries

>posts in the thread once it's dead and the game has finished to not get bullied

RC has become king trip to tripWORM

iggs

sad

laughing

Which RC trip is even the "real" one? Someone was posting in the midweek thread under !rCG7vS3bHk

The "real" one killed himself. We're up to like version 4 or 5 imposter now. !hkhb/w9wcc is the "current" RC but he's gets bullied into irrelevance if he shows up during peak times like the aborted narrative WORM he is after ruining his own story he's so fucking stupid.

Is there a greater practice in the world than bottleos giving away wetties? Just scored this retro beauty, couldn't be happier.

I got hope that I can leave '14 final behind.

I got a free beer matt and pint glass the other night from the local

[spoiler] I stole it [/spoiler]

fucking love doing that

especially at posh joints with classy shit

What a beautiful granny that was. Sat 4 rows behind the goals, tier 4. Got absolutely blind, then somehow got a photo with lake and spangher at the crown at like 2am.

Might go watch it desu.

I have an ever growing collection of pint glasses and other pub paraphernalia, sue me

I was on holiday in Sydney for that one, was planning to watch it but when I knew it'd be a thrashing I went out and enjoyed the beautiful summer weather by the beach and had a barbecue with the lads. Great memories тbh.

>tier 4
pleb

They get it for free, good job turning your "man-cave" into a billboard.

If the Dogs can snag this premiership it'd almost be Leicester tier

Eh, 2008, 2012, 2013 and 2015 I was on the wing. That was the only year I was tier 4, kinda enjoyed it more desu

mate tier 4 is where its at

Reminder that the nrl and afl premierships are both coming to NSW.

what did he mean by this?

>have to handle NSW bantz all summer

well, it was nice knowing you fellas

>not wanting to have a seat where you get to watch the play unfold before your eyes
t. Never ventured out of the basement.

Michala Banas is the only wog that gets to the survive the purge

>posting on Cred Forums over summer

>NZ wog
passable desu

too steep and too far from the action, second or third deck is where it's at

yeah I was just joking m8, take what you can get for grand finals

but that's when based /kfc/ is most active...

I love her in Upper Middle Bogan

You're probably right I'm using Perth 3rd tier pleb perspective.
fuuuuark

I'd unironically love to drop a pinga in the audience of The Big Music Quiz, looks like fun.

right? its japanese btw

forgot pic sorry

or korean, fuck sorry

That's korean you retard

>inb4 arr rook same

>Korean writing
>Japanese
How do you eat that? I'm assuming the top and bottom zinger patties/buns would break/crack around your fingers leaving you holding a hot greasy mess.

>a hot greasy mess.
what else are you paying for

>no bun, all meat.
You eat it like a man you sissy fuccboi.

You guys are making me hungry with all this kfc talk

>tfw already brushed my teeth

Something that won't burn your fingers to buggery.

Goodnight /afl/

goodnight m8

*tucks doona up to your chin*
*ruffles hair affectionately and plants a kiss on the forehead*

CONFIRMED SHIT!

youtube.com/watch?v=-157j1ZjO3I

>koreaboos
not going to watch this

I'm also not going to watch it, but I'm guessing that the title is a case of editorialising.

>inb4 pol >le burger jew

You dumb cunt, this burger is actually healthier by comparison because it doesn't have the bread.

>Trading health empty carbohydrates for transfats

reporting in...

What are you even trying to imply. I said by comparison not that it had any actual value to it. Fucking pleb.
>hating burgers of all types
not very inclusive of you desu

You said it was healthier because it uses pieces of fried chicken instead of bread.

I was implying you were >retarded.

Give me the macro nutrient breakdown then you fucking idiot.

>2 cunts arguing about burgers at almost midnight or 2am on a Burmese car sales forum.
You're both as pathetic as each other. Shut up.

Show me how the "bread" used is better than chicken, albeit it fried, based on macro nutrient profiles. Give it up mate.

nutritiondata.self.com/facts-C00001-01c200_B000132a0F0200003s0T050307zzzzzzzz00Hamburgerqq0Bunqqcqq0100qq5qq0Wholeqq0Wheat.html

nutritiondata.self.com/facts/legumes-and-legume-products/7693/2

wow you actually did it, absolute madman

>fried chicken is healthier than a bread roll.

this is where HGH and steroids gets you

>Not wanting to be swole

meh, I'm more the running, sit-ups, push-ups kind of guy, I'd prefer to be a skinny fuccboi tßh.

But I'm a tall fattie who wouldn't think twice about eating chink kfc after a few katsu chicken rolls with a bourbon & pepsi max.

>Hamburger Bun, 100% Whole Wheat
>Whole wheat
>self magazine
yeah nah you are fucking irrelevant mate and clutching at straws. Thanks for playing along though.

>Nutrient completeness score
>Friend chicken 50 vs "Hamburger Bun" 16

Thanks for proving my point fuckhead.

Neetfucks talking about KFC until 4am, Killsquads when?

good morning /kfc/

Morning m8

nominating the arguing KFC burger duo for the team

can't beat that taste!

Front of second deck is best.

who /iggles/ here?

/saints/ here desu

My man

second this, but there has been a lot of noms this week

yeah lad

Patrician choice my good man

Based

kek

should Kilda yourselves lmao

Kek, BSA delivered a great new meme

Who here /Caulfield/?

t. Ariel Goldstein

> is a horse an athlete?

Mooney Valley is the based racetrack

straffo dropping elite truthbombs with his retweets today

Big fan of the dogs even if they did ruin the eagles, but sydney vs gws will be a goat grand final.

my thoughts exactly

based OG /afl/ trip community with an ELITE truth bomb

Vics get salty when they're not included

>cucktorians

>salty
t. 14 year old wigga

> 7-1

Very high chance of an all NSW premeirs hip, lads. I wonder how the Maalbourne media will react to that. It'd be funny to see the melbcucks get poorious over the inevitable suggestion to host the 'hip at the SCG.

>Cucktoria
KEK

they'd host it at Stadium Australia mate

and can we just flush this interstate GF thing for the time being? Maybe in 50 years when the major states all have 80k+ stadiums the debate might be worth some consideration. I say this as a Best Australian by the way.

>they'd host it at Stadium Australia mate

anz stadium is being redeveloped to be a rectangular field.

Got two last night brah. Broke one in with some 500ml torpedos.

What's for lunch lads?

it's not even close to being similar you drongo.

had an all day breakfast; refried honey and garlic roasted ham, scrambled cheddar cheese eggs on two slices multigrain with heinz ketchup

what were the odds? about 20/1 at a guess

Woke up about an hour ago since I work arvos/nights and my sleep schedule is fucked. Gonna get some KFC for breakfast.

>tfw early death looming

Did some gardening lads gonna have lunch and head over to a mates for cones and footy

>KFC
based
>cones
based

Who /hungover/ here

Gardening is an absolutely ELITE way to spend your time

suprised that some autist hasn't responded with katsu chicken yet

>cones

What flavour ice cream do you and your mates like?

Subway and a STRONG FUIC Stubby

>smoking cannabis

you have to be 18 or over to post on this website

neopolition
only the pink shit though

*katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max

what the fuck is katsu chicken anyway?

breaded and fried chicken; japanese style

>neopolition

If It's not salmon and avocado then it's not proper sushi.

Cooking up the favourite brown rice veg and tuna haha

/cric/ is up lads

I was in Japan recently and I couldn't find katsu chicken anywhere, not even for a lel.

Who /kfc/ here?

Reporting in. Was gonna just now go and get some tbph

Had the cola wings.

Wasn't worth it.

Got a wings pack on my shopadocket the other day.

strawpoll.me/11290000

pregame question lads. note this isn't who you think will win, but who you want to win.

i really liked the cola wings being honest with you, though it's just a different sauce on the wicked wings

Yeah, I was expecting it to be something different from them just chucking some sauce on them. Was okay, but I prefer the plain wicked wings desu.

The sauce leaked through my box as well.

doggies, fuck the AFL Giants

Gotta got with the doggies m8

thoughts on the change from crispy strips to original tenders? feel like they have abandoned a loyal fanbase with that one

never get the strips

who /lifelongGWS/ here?

Why do people actually support Port Adelaide?

>smoke weed.
>no hangover.
>???
>Profit.

Wait, they got rid of crispy strips? Why?

based fucking /kfc/

Because >muh 37 premierships in a shit league that any Victorian club would have dominated

You are forgetting that you are breaking the law.

replaced with a less crispy, original recipe coated tenderloin called "original tenders" around a year or so ago

Because the majority of South Australia is full of bandwagoners

13% of the adult Australian population have smoked cannabis in the last year.

It's an unjust law. Decriminalisation is coming, frond. And don't even tell me that you don't pirate shit, because guess what? That's against the law too.

Fucking degenerate.

Adelaidean here. Usually because they come from the western suburbs, or they're shameless contrarians and support 'not-Crows'.

>Adelaidean here
stopped reading there.

>DUDE WEED LMAO

Should I go for some kfc right now lads?

look into the based colonels eyes

the answer is always yes

I'm thinking of doing the same. who /kentuckyburger/ here?

Is KFC a new afl meme or something?
Usually any place other than KFC that specialises in fried food does better fried chicken.
Chimek for perthians.

kfc Tbh

Mate, the KFC meme has been around for like two years when zerobenis used to post in /cric/.

I miss old au/sp/.

this ţbh

/kfc/ is a pretty hardened au/sp/ meme so get with it or get out alright?

/kfc/ is up lads

guess I missed the boat on this one
KFC is shit tier though, even as a meme, HJ's erry day.

Just went the torp from a kick in lads

/kfc/ on /ck/

how long to kickoff lads

Just took a speccy at the arc of the forward 50 lads

hungry jacks is based but not a con word about the colonel cunt understand?

probably the same 13% that are unemployed too

take me back to pre 2012 /ausp/ please.

its fucken schnitzel you cunt

just a clanger with the ruck lads

id's thad dime of the year again :D :D D

wesd coke eagle go bags :D :D D

Just sprinted 15 meters and bombed it long into the 50 lads

Thank you DangerGOD for your contributions

We all agree the dogs will get blown the fuck out, right?

DangerFLOG*

DangerGOAT*

Pls no

>just sprinted 23 metres and rebounded 50
t. Zak Jones

unfortunately i cant see them break g their prelim hoodoo this year

/doggles/ here btw have money on them too

>le run and break tackle and kikc man

you are literally seething

you are literally refusing to admit the fact that DAYNJUH is a spud

...

>tfw to intelligent too support the dogs

t. casual armchair analyst

Just took a pack mark but sprayed the shot lads

pls be bait

Just watched some idiot who took a pack mark and sprayed it from 20 out.

t. casual who unironically rates the imbalanced 'skill', selfish play, and lack of mental fortitude memegerfield

>to intelligent
KEK

Just nailed a banana from the pocket at about 25 out lads

Just glassed my girlfriend lads

Why would it be bait? I've seen several young hot shot teams crash and burn, the dogs will be the same. I'd rather wait for a team that actually has a real chance of success.

What's the etiquette on a bushwalk lads? Out this morning, I overtook an absolute qt, we exchanged pleasantries and started to chat, then I realised how isolated we were and thought I'd better push on. Looking back on it I can't help but feel I've cucked myself as she was very friendly

Just smothered the ball, right before the full forward was taking a snap

...

Just tore my ACL lads

Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.

I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Firstly, my apologies for not posting a promotion last week, I decided to hold off for another week to see if we had any additional contenders and I'm glad I did. As this is the last games prior to the Grand Final I thought we should have a double promotion in honor of the year we've spent together. As there was a runaway winner during week one with a commanding vote lead, "WAautist on Suicide Watch" will have his name updated to reflect his finals efforts and cement another spot in the Team. He will then be removed from the contenders and those left will vie for the second promotion spot (6 of these contenders are tied for votes) to be awarded after the game today. With one game left between GWS and WB every vote counts. Below you will find the First Finals Promotion, the remaining contenders for the final promotion of the year and the updated 2016 Autist Team so far. I would usually post the 2015 Team for the sake of posterity but doing so would exceed the character limit. If you are a GWS or WB fan then I wish you good luck.

First Finals Promotion:
>The Autist, The Banker and The Suicide King - WAautist.

Remaining Finals Contenders so far:
>ABHawthorn
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>"BT's Love Childen"
>"Freo Sad Cunt" Guy
>"Lingy Hater" Guy
>The Lawyers of /afl/
>Kieran Jacks Biggest Hater
>KFC Burger Duo

The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
>Bikecunt
>The Wolf of SportsBet
>"Cred Forums Defender and Failed Janitor" Duo
>"Autistic Straffo Stalker" Guy
>Mr and Mrs. Selwood aka Joel Selwood's Biggest Fan(s)
>The Autist, The Banker and The Suicide King - WAautist.

you should have given her a cheeky rape m8

would have been a laff

So where in the season are we? Are my swans gonna win the chip?

>it's a "describe literally every player in the AFL" post

I'm sure you could include a few other empty criticisms in there next time champ

*dabs*

just did an illegal shepherd on the half back flank lads

If year 3 English needs explaining to you and you're unable to see your mistake, your claim to be "to" intelligent for anything lacks credulity.

They've made it to the superb owl. The game today decides their opponent.

this """"sport""" is shit

good post

>tfw could have made it if I didn't switch sports to pursue a promising career at a young age only to have my hopes ruined by a severe head injury

Help me build a time machine lads

Guess your to stupid to realise it was bait from /fit/.

Comiit syicidr

>They've made it to the superb owl.
PLEASE

Fuck yes! So I picked the right team! Just started watching a few weeks back and I liked Franklin and the way the team played.

Lifelong swan here lads

Reminder that it's harder for Victorian teams to be successful in the modern era. Interstate teams are given competition-ruining concessions and have access to more talent per capita.

>I liked Franklin
Dropped. Get out.

>Tom Papley

Who is this semen demon

Are you supporting the Doggies today? Based Straffo is
twitter.com/Straffo/status/779557805392965632

trip on RC

What's wrong with him? He's the big leader of the Chads that runs people over and scores goals

So it was bait, you were just pretending to be retarded, and you've outed yourself as a tiny dicked homo

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/gws-membership.855212/#post-21872853

>buy a giants membership to go with your gold coast membership
>support the doggies

based straffo

#StraffosBruceTour2017

Not RC, he injured his knee playing footy I think, my head injury ruined my coordination and short term memory

Honestly, if I was a Hawks players I'd be trying to get the fuck out of there as son as possible. They are going to fall off a cliff just like Brisbane. All this talk about them being well coached, they have a plan, it's just that - talk. Do you think the Lions planned to fall off the face of the Earth? Do you think they just decided one day " hey, let's be awful from now on". No. Hawthorn will crash and burn, just wait and see.

genuinely can not decide between the last three contenders, +1 to them all

feels good man

Search your feelings, there can only be one. The Lawyers was some real autistic shit for my money +1

I don't think >we will.

More worried if I was a Norf or Bitchmond player

>hating a meme player like Jack is now considered autistic

Good post

Screencapped so I can post this next year and laugh at you.

MWNN has unironically been a member of:
>Essendon
>Gold Coast
>GWS
>Melbourne
>North Melbourne

That's 27.78% of the league.

t. Kieran Jacks Biggest Hater

Lads

You're kidding. Hawks are a good club, didn't get their premiership from having an extra $500,000 in the cap like Brisbane.

I'm sure JOM and T. Mitchell coming to the club will make us fall.

Real sharp one here.

t. Kieran Jacks Biggest Hater

>laugh at you
>they are not a name or tripfag

/afl/'s handsome 22

B: D. Rampe (Syd) A. Rance (Rich) S. Dempster (StK)
HB: A. Mackie (Geel) R. Tarrant (NM) E. Wood (WB)
C: L. Weller (Frem) A. Swallow (NM) L. Parker (Syd)
HF: C. Wingard (PA) L. Casboult (Carl) S. Hampson (Rich)
F: J. Silvagni (Carl) T. Walker (Adel) J. Bartel (Geel)
Foll: S. Martin (Bris) J. Kennedy (Syd) T. Cotchin (Rich)
Int: J. O'Meara (GC) J. Watson (Ess) M. de Boer (Frem) S. Wellingham (WCE)

Added to the screenshot.

/afl/'s Ugly 22

B: - D. Merrett (Bris) - J. Frost (Coll) - A. McDonald Tipungwuti (Ess)
HB: J. Pittard (PA) - M.Brown (Ess) - J. Cowan (Geel)
C: B. Hartung (Haw) - S. Pendlebury (Coll) - K. McIntosh (Rich)
HF: B. Brown (NM) - J. Walker (Bris) - J. Cripps (WCE)
F: J. Daniher (Ess) - T. Vickery (Rich) - M.Robinson (Bris)
Foll: T. Goldstein (NM) - R. Griffen (GWS) - B.Ebert (PA)
Int: W. Langford (Haw) - B. Goddard (Ess) - M. Kreuzer (Carl) - C. Mayne (Frem)

Lads, when and why did people start referring to the Swans as the Bloods?

MUH BLUDS CULCHA

Need to get a spud 22 going lads

Still wanna get KFC lads. It's a bit cold out though and looks like rain is on the way. I don't want to ride my bike in this weather.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_VFL_Grand_Final

just snorted a line of k and meth lads

gonna play some vidya, fuck a prossie using my neet bux, come home to watch the game, then go work at my comfy night job where i get free food and money for doing fuck all

life is good

Waiterbro or Bikecunt or [spoiler]Are they the same person [/spoiler]

>I don't have a car

After seeing this a straight swap between Hartung and Heeney should be made

job is...

nah Waiterbro is chill. Bikecunt was a cunt on a bike.

maccas

>neet bux
>job

>2016
>not activating your almonds

looks like james rose 2bh

they're not, t. waiterbro

Agree

B: - D. Merrett (Bris) - J. Frost (Coll) - A. McDonald Tipungwuti (Ess)
HB: J. Pittard (PA) - M.Brown (Ess) - J. Cowan (Geel)
C: I. Heeney (Syd) - S. Pendlebury (Coll) - K. McIntosh (Rich)
HF: B. Brown (NM) - J. Walker (Bris) - J. Cripps (WCE)
F: J. Daniher (Ess) - T. Vickery (Rich) - M.Robinson (Bris)
Foll: T. Goldstein (NM) - R. Griffen (GWS) - B.Ebert (PA)
Int: W. Langford (Haw) - B. Goddard (Ess) - M. Kreuzer (Carl) - C. Mayne (Frem)

you can still get neet bux if you're working part time minimum wage. at least as a job seeker / youth.

Banner on point

Why the increase in its usage? Have they been as violent of late as they were in the Bloodbath game?

>on point
t. wigga

I want them both to win to be honest. Maybe Footscray a little bit more, but overall I love both teams.
Who /clayton and sometimes heatherton/ here?

This may as well be a Bulldogs home ground the way the crowd sounds

Literally no one cares what you think

Can you please not post here? Thank you.

Lick my asshole

Am I the only person in this country who cant stand the bulldogs?

The way media talk about them as heroes, about Beverige as some sort of second coming of jesus, and the weekly fucking barrage of articles about their banners.

Ill KMS if they win today

Fuck off oxygen thief.

Where's the cunt who said that your trip would be exposed? Or has he just been caught showing off to try and impress us innocent denizens of /afl/?

Doing your best to shit up another thread? Just fucking leave.

Dogs will win today and it will be glorious. Better start tying the noose.

Not by a long shot mate. I'm /saints/ and could never stand them.

He was bluffing. Ive had this 'code for half a decade and it hasnt been cracked yet.

>Footscray

Just put 5k on the dogs. Gonna wake up filthy rich

>2 captains
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

Fuck this meme team

Wise man, what are you spending the winnings on?

Fucked Callan Ward's gf in high school lads. AMA

its canadian dollars. he'll be able to buy a grande starbucks if hes lucky

How fucking furious will you Cucktorians be over the all GOD South Welshmen final?

.>We LITERALLY dont give a fuck about your sport and yet dominate it anyway.

This would be like Uruguay and Argentina contesting the Rugby World Cup final, or Scotland and the USA contesting the Cricket World Cup final. Fucking embarrassing.

which one?

Big Strong Swede has returned lads.

GWS and Sydney fan here.

I literally and unironically can't lose the grand final. GWS to win by 40.

is Kim Jong playing

watch channel 7 you poofter

Looks like she has pretty good tits.

AUD:CAD is 1:1

Inb4 storm flog whatever shit team they're playing in your boring, empty stadium sport and your boyfriend has to console you

channel 7, based BT is commentating

>empty seats
pathetic

you dont remember him crying the other week? hes done

>Based BT
Good lad

Grandstand if you have to.

The better option it to mute the telly and listen to Triple J.

Nah I'm not leaving my room

>>We LITERALLY dont give a fuck about your sport

no there was talk of him returning this week

Based tradie

Why are so many southerners so jealous of GWS success?

hes playing in the vfl grand final tomorrow

>luke darcy commentating bulldogs game

Was in the same year as that flog Rhys Palmer at school AMA

you were saying sven?

go back to your cuck shed, sven

Execute Robert Walls

Reminder that yesterday I correctly "predicted" that the Sydney Swans were going to easily defeat the Cats, even though the Cats were favourites - something I was dumbfound over.

Reminder that I also predicted that the GF would be Sydney v GWS

Reminder that GWS will smash the ever living shit out of both the Cuckdogs and Cuckney Swans

>Sven
He's an unironic Australian poofta who moved to Sweden for the BBC

Not so fast, dogs could deliver the double upset Sven.

ah ok I wonder if he'll return if they win and no one gets injured

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Reminder that most of /afl/ thought this and you literally aren't special

Dogs look like they want it more

Where the fuck were you yesterday cunt

how is the better team winning a 'prediction'?

Was he a dickhead?

The Cats were clear favorites going into yesterday's game.

Been 16 years since a non-top 4 team made the GF, sorry but the Bulldogs are finished.

yes. If only he had have died when he crashed his shitty Suzuki back in the day.

What does his cock taste like?

I told you all that the Bulldogs would win.

trip on reality cunt

nice fallacy

you're a legend, please start doing this to anne erin as well

>>>/reddit/

""""""""""""""Giants""""""""""""""""""""""""' btfo

>Palmer going to be suspended
Kek, fucking faggot

It's best not to give that oxygen thief any attention

Reality Cuck too scared to even put his trip on

>Both prelims decided by a stupid as fuck bye the week before the finals
Gillon needs to leave the country thanks

Dunno mate you'll have to ask him what mine tastes like.

but the better team won, did they not? how is that a prediction? no one is surprised the swans won

Tears at all you casuals if you didn't pick Swans vs dogs gf

>casuals

I had swans/gws
And that's what it probably will be

>not wanting an all Sydney GF to see cucktorians lose their shit

The squiggle and betting agencies were surprised. Especially considering that the margin ended up as being 37 points.

Who /autismspectrumdisorder/ here?

>Dogs will lose ANOTHER prelim

Half the anons on here and st kfc, as far as I can tell

this completely

here, feels good being the next step in human evolution

Sydney is South Melbourne.
If the Bulldogs win, it's an all Victorian final

>everyone else is at fault not me
Drink bleach cunt

It's DAT GUCCI MANE

Dogs should be up by 15 but keep choking

Based BT

>there are literally people ITT RIGHT NOW that don't want a Sydney v GWS GF
You faggots hate footy or something?

who bloods here?

just moved to sydney a couple months back. was living on the outer western suburbs and i work in western sydney. western sydney is fucking digusting. im surprised the footy team isnt full of wogs and arabs with a couple of asians thrown in the mix. the only white people who dont live in the eastern suburbs are scabs. i just moved to bondi and everyone is now white

>the absolute state of Brisbane 2016

How can one team be so insipid?

kinda want it, can only see GWS beating da bloodz in a GF

Western Sydney is a dumping ground. There's literally no reason to go out there, unless you need some industrial supplies and cheap car parts.

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ignore them, they don't deserve any attention

you are not welcome here

who heading to woolies at halftime

I'm going to pick up a 4 pack of monster ultra zero for $7 on special

that first sip

You're a greens voter in Melbourne so I'd rather not taste Ahmed's cock

>bondi
>white

Kek.

KEK.

>that is a flatout falcon

yo get me some cookies bruh

Compared to Western Sydney, even Argentina is white.

ignore them please

>being white
>a good thing

WARD NO

VALE WARD

DED
E
D

Looks like he's set for a trip to the hospital ward

h E E E E m

Swanswinlol

Who is them, spergy?

heem sleepy

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Notice on Carlos

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BT subtly destroying Daniel's confidence, one underhanded compliment at a time.

>Cincinnati Pringles

lads i got $10 on halftime draw @ 25

GWS are such massive cunts I love it.

Theory: the entire league feels sorry for the Bulldogs due to their lack of premiership success, injuries, and general lack of reason to hate them, and thus, teams haven't been playing too well against them as of late. This is also why the Bulldogs have had the most free kicks this year.

What should I get for dinner from the supermarket lads?

holy shit had no idea the game was on early

Just get KFC lad

Same m8 I missed the first qtr

>ward back on the boundary
M A D M A N
A
D
M
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>not getting dominos and trying their new maple cured bacon

OH BOY

WOWEE

One of those Aussie Hero microwave satay chicken rolls.

>eating pig
infedel

HE BLAMES THE SHOELACES
IM NOT SO SURE

Oh yeah, it's Western Sydney playing.

this
had it last night, pretty decent

Having veal tortellini for tea lads, hbu

>maple cured bacon

where lad, cant see it on the menu?

Why do the Bulldogs have such fat heads?

The jamie oliver frozen chicken fillets are pretty good, maybe with some wedges and peas

At this rate, Sydney will beat whoever makes the grand final.. GWS and Dogs are just destroying each other physically.

all their bacon items are now maple cured mate i am getting a meat lovers

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i thought you meant like an actual maple bacon pizza, sounds good anyway

Come on, Giants. I need to see Eddy McGuire's head explode on live TV when it's an all-Sydney final.

satay chicken and rice

heath shaw would of been red carded by now if it was divegrass

Not watching, what did he do?

If Heath Shaw held all your teeth in place he'd be Heath Jaw

>would of

hungry for a wagon wheel lads

Is Jordan Roughead related to Jarryd Roughead?

Fuck those other two co-captains for GWS off and put Heath Shaw in as captain. He's calling all the shots from centre-half-back.

wouldn't mind a quarter pounder

haven't had one in years

I'll give ya a quarter-pounder, you Big Mac.

Dogs bebopping and scatting GWS losing it

If Heath shaw made poor financial decisions he'd be Heath poor

ignore them please

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itt things that they couldnt do in 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=RF1DWSXJhtc

get one IN YAS cunt

DAE think Bulldogs banners are good??? xD xD xD

pretty decent, would like to see what he comes up with if they make the granny

is a google search impossible?

Doggies looking good

Literally redd1t: the banner

did you order mate? mine arrives in 10min

t. Manos Padlipouilidopilis

the doggies have the best banner bantz

How many kids has than moustached man raped

you must be saying that daily in canada

Less than Hamish McLachlan

lads this could have been us

No it couldn't have. You fuckers were awful and would have lost against the hawks anyway

Holy shit BT

>could have

It couldn't your highly delusional seek professional help

concunt is in this thread RIGHT NOW

Gonna get a blowie from the missus if the doggies get up lads :^)

good to see you've got conjugal visits in prison connie

no he isn-
ayyyyyyyyyy connie

>Please watch our sport, mr big strong handsome American

What do you guys use Mission tortillas for in Australia?

is AFL always this shit?

*farts*

PWOSBSA

y-youre a-all ABWCE...

I miss the WC/Syd Finals in the 2000s.

The Syd/GWS Finals of the late 10s will be better.

no you would have been BTFO by the hawkroaches

>that one hand pluck

>this atrocious bogan haircut

Stringer is fucking SHITHOUSE

when we hit 500 migrate over /here/ lads

before i clear some commitments i gotta make sure my bros have a FRESH thread, sorry it's 5 posts early

good job fuckheads

fuck off

Fuck's sake.

dogshit cunt get FUCKED

I appreciate your attempt lad

kys

this thread made first lads

oops.