/epl/

Please liverpool don't lose to fucking Hull

no one said the prem was good though
its just entertaining. but the quality itself (tactically that is) is really poor

N A Z A R E T H
A
Z
A
R
E
T
H

srry lads, no titles for manlets this season.

With Migs replaced by Karius this title race about wrapped up.

>that guy ended up getting arrested for public masturbation
Kony did?

>no one said the prem was good though

the damage control begins.

Also, it's called Palestine you fukken kike

he's going to absolutely BTFO poop, can't wait la

Literally every single time I come on here he's posting. Literally the saddest cunt on this website.

Top myself desu

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No, the guy running the campaign. No idea what happened to Kony, probably died of syphilis in the jungle.

Go back to Lebanon then

t. Netanya, Israel

>Dutch bandwagoner's back
Well, Cred Forums, I'll be seeing you tomorrow

Pretty sure he's underage/NEET, leave him alone until he gets his shit together.

1. FUCK FAGGOTS
2. It was a joke
3. FUCK FAGGOTS
4. FUCK JEWS

rate my new dank meme

Oh right. In terms of african dictator crazy stakes Kony was relatively sane

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Macías_Nguema
>During Macías Nguema's regime, the country had neither a development plan nor an accounting system for government funds. After killing the governor of the Central Bank, he carried everything that remained in the national treasury to his house in a rural village.[2] During Christmas 1975 he ordered about 150 of his opponents killed. Soldiers dressed up in Santa Claus costumes murdered them by shooting at the football stadium in Malabo, while amplifiers were playing Mary Hopkin's "Those Were the Days".[10]

Everyone talks about Gerrard's slip, but Kolo made at least 3 MLS-tier errors that cost Liverpool 4 points.

well at least I never did
maybe the brits did. but that's normal if they defend their league

>neet

bro

1. FUCK LEAF-POSTERS
2. It was a joke
3. FUCK LEAF-POSTERS
4. FUCK JEWS

>Swansea v City
>- power gap -

100% agree with this

best 3pm game by a considerable margin.

i'm telling theresa may you said that

£58 WOW

Not bad, rate mine

Your Boko Haram made me think that the new villain should be a black terrorist cell, something like the black panthers. It could bring something new to the table, middle east islam is kinda getting boring.

Doesn't prove shit. Could be mommy's money, or your unemployment checks or whatever communist bullshit you eurocucks have

>During Christmas 1975 he ordered about 150 of his opponents killed. Soldiers dressed up in Santa Claus costumes murdered them by shooting at the football stadium in Malabo, while amplifiers were playing Mary Hopkin's "Those Were the Days"
Honestly sounds like a scene from a dystopian movie.

ive been to more city games than every city fan on Cred Forums combined desu

>censored
could be anyone who bought that
post the uncensored version to prove it was you

If there were spoilers on Cred Forums I'd be posting a spoiler with BLM in it right now.

African banter is top notch.

>people unironically to the bandwagoning shitskin dutch arab

>implying this is an impressive feat

Please don't reply to Autistic people.

fuck off

why are you so ugly anyway?

BLM is not catchy enough as name.

bro

>Born as Mez-m Ngueme, Macías Nguema was the son of a witch doctor who allegedly killed his younger brother. He belonged to the country's majority Fang ethnic group. As a boy of 9, Nguema saw his father punched to death by a local administrator when he tried to use his title of chief to negotiate for better wages for his people. Nguema was orphaned a week later when his mother committed suicide, leaving the boy and 10 siblings to fend for themselves.

jesus christ

>that disgusting ricer keyboard

hahaha holy shit

im not tßh

This proves nothing. Show me your paychecks, your ID and your latest rent payment, and I might believe you.

thanks for posting the barcode, now your ticket is invalidated

Well shit if I'd been through that, I'd probably be killing anyone that opposed me too.

Imagine how much phlegm a Dutch-Arab accent would create

>to ss??? honest

what did he mean by this?

fuck you're right

>City fans
>On spee

I actually had a City season ticket from 1995 to 2008 and missed like 2 home matches, with quite a few away days. Season ticket was my christmas present every year

you are pretty disgusting tbf

>ß
I hope you're aware this makes a 'sz' sound

hello autism

It's from a year ago, he's been posting it daily for a year because it was (and still is) his first ever game

hi

friendly reminder /epl/ is a pro-palestine general

I've always been a fan of the Turkmenistan President myself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmurat_Niyazov

>Niyazov banished dogs from the capital Ashgabat because of their "unappealing odour.
>Niyazov requested that a "palace of ice", or indoor ice skating rink, be built near the capital, so that those living in the desert country could learn to skate.
>He outlawed opera, ballet, and circuses in 2001 for being "decidedly unturkmen-like"
>He banned news reporters and anchors from wearing make-up on television, because he said he found it difficult to distinguish male anchors from female anchors
>Gold teeth were discouraged in Turkmenistan after Niyazov suggested that the populace chew on bones to strengthen their teeth and lessen the rate at which they fall out. He said:

truly the best general

>swansea

WHAT DID HE SAY?!

Saturdays MOTD is the best in a while desu, all good fixtures guaranteed goals.

>Be a bandwagoner
>Be Dutch
>Be a shitposter
>Support a club you have never even been to the home ground of
Pretty shitty fan, but I guess that is why he supports Arab Oil FC. The club literally bought success like PSG, biggest plastic club going in England

Too bad the Sunday and Monday games are irrelevant shit

You forgot this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaming_of_Turkmen_months_and_days_of_week,_2002

the absolute madman

I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw to strengthen their teeth. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not chew on bones. This is my advice...

have to root for swanshit to win so this muslim will fuck off for a week or two like he does every time man city lose

Anyone who sits through Stoke v West Brom by choice and isn't a fan of either teams deserves a fucking medal

swansea are fucking shite this season

they are gonna get raped

>this season
>5 games into the season

ahh yes, typical kneejerk /epl/

IT'S COMING HOME LADS!

Why would anyone due that when it isn't on tv?

stream, pham

Why dont you watch proper teams from a good league and tune in to dortmund vs freiburg?

Its not like you have anything better to do on a friday night, user

reminder that west brom scored 4 goals against wet spam last weekend

kawai desu haha!

Why is youtube so gay for truegeordie?

swansea have been terrible in every match so far

llorente is a massive flop

>5 games into the season
MASSIVE FLOP

'no'

he's our second striker anyways.

keep dreaming la

>They took Gotze back
lmao, is there a more cuck club than B.Dortmund?

DRY YOUR EYES MATE
I KNOW ITS HARD TO TAKE BUT HER MINDS MADE UP
THERES PLENTY MORE FISH IN THE SEA

>tfw no more broken english romanian gf

German football is dreadful, nobody knows how to defend

>thought my world fell apart when my gf broke up with me
>today, like 6 weeks after that, I had an amazing first date with the qtest girl I've ever met
We all can make it lads, we really can

fug u la

fuck off and take your stupid shit to another board you nonces

>crawling in my skin
what was that for?

from*

*carves*

What did he literally mean by this? I don't get it

I'm actually going to the United match tomorrow but I'm sick as fuck and if it weren't for the fact that everything is booked and paid for, I wouldn't be arsed desu

meet another girl

*carves internally*

where does 'CRAWLING IN MY SKIN" come from, you bad boy

shit gimmick fuck off

Oh right. it's Crawling by Linkin Park you melon

I find your blogposts annoying generally but I'll forgive this one because The Streets are based

This he's not like real fans like the Australian chelsea fans and the Irish Liverpool fans and American united fans who go to literally every single game

It's so lame amirite bros :p

>finding my based blogposting annoying

bro you're literally seething with anger right now

thanks, could never bring myself to listen to them

You should really be supporting Algeria's chosen sons desu (Leicester).

Don't forget all the English bandwagoners here who never go to games.

I don't really like Man City bandwagon either but would you really care if he supported Accrington Stanley though? Stop obsessing and just fucking deal with it.

>boohoo my league gets international attention

Shock and horror, how hard it must be to be you.

poop will do just what he did at buyern; under perform.
will spend massively
will pass sideways
won't win a CL
might win the league
might win a mickey mouse cup

Tell you what lads, Wigan are shit.

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Dortmund, Bayern and RB Leipzip would win your joke of a league every season.

Still looking for the stellar discussion, lads.

>having a team named after an energy drink as one of the best teams in your league
really makes you think

is this to the tune of we are young by fun

exactly, only winning 9 out of 9 games what the fuck kind of shit manager is he?? look at mourinho and klopp now those are real managers and real managers lose against burnley, watford and feyenoord you fucking dumbshits

>Algerian City fan versus 190kg tomorrow
sounds like a lose/lose for spee

neither Rasen nor Ball nor Sport nor Leipzig are energy drinks ;)

I'd quite like a Red Bull side in England just for the drama desu.

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>tfw I'm gonna miss it because I have to go an away game

is this /bundes/

I wiht 190kg would just...leave.

captcha: at any time

>will pass sideways
ahh yes, tiki taka is passing sideways

City fan is Dutch and it's spuh

haha lol well memed

Any Forest fans here willing to listen to figuratively suck Burke's dick?

he clearly isn't and its spee

That last sentence needs some proper grammar, I suppose.

Pep doesn't play tiki taka. Spain play tiki taka. The Spain team that won Euro 2012 were absolutely awful to watch and definitely crab passing merchants. Pep teams are way more dynamic and entertaining.

So van Bronckhorst at Feyenoord is Pep-tier? Cool

Which one of you is our Austrian and which one is the imposter.

>dutch eredivisie teams

m8 i could literally beat those retards on my own

I'm the local /arse/ resident, just passing by.

how many will he score tomorrow lads?

>what is ManU

That's not clear at all which one is which

none, game will end 1-1.

>playing manure after we raped them the weekend before

we broke them, they're midtable tier now

Can Everton do it?

>Pulis takes charge of his 1000th game tomorrow

09-11 barca wasn't tiki taka?

Pulis is a legend of the game tbf

extremely bad post

inb4 6-0 blowout

Have any of his teams ever finished higher than 10th?

2bh nationality is just a spook

Good post

Ye

girl just added me on snapchat lads

>we
>we
Come on now

I often have this problem when flags are essentially trips in these threads. When another poster with the same flag comes in it confuses things.

For example, we have Payetfag and our regular French user.

Or Carverylad and City fan for the Dutch flag.

More recently we have two Israelis.

What a wonderful multicultural community desu

Is she a typical british slag?

>2bh nationality is just a spook
hmmm bit unsure bout that

See, if you'd posted this before I asked I would have known instantly.

I was just thinking that this thread is starting to attract a nicer crowd on an evening these days.

not enough

nah shes a qt half asian shut in who Im 90% sure never had a bf

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>people calling it spee or spuh

It's espee idiots baka

great picture

>saying Cred Forums out loud

1. City
2. Spurs
3. United
4. Arsenal

>Phil Brown will never be England manager

thank you

Nice glasses pleb.

Didn't even know who he was until Stoke

Eh I feel like Aragones' Spain was closer to Pep's style than Del Bosque's desu. As time went on with Del Bosque they became increasingly different from Pep and Barca. With Barca, possession was always, unfallingly proactive and positive. Spain from 2008 till 2012 became increasingly stagnant and negative, to the point where a lot of people were calling their 2012 winning style 'tikinaccio'. Possession primarily as defence.

God I just know that we probably will get defeated tomorrow, but at least I hope Conte makes Frabregas start at first.

If Spurs couldn't finish higher than Arse last season they are not doing it now.

Nice ball from Will Grigg there desu.

KTBFFH mate!!!

>tfw Ousmane Dembele doesn't play for >your team

Which Dembele is that.

Dembele is like the African 'Smith', right?

the GOAT one

The brown one

the best one

don't @ me delusional spuds

Must be West Africa at least.

The best one

>PSG losing again
France, how long do you give Emery if this continues

Man is a shit league manager desu

>I often have this problem when flags are essentially trips in these threads. When another poster with the same flag comes in it confuses things
That's the problem with semi-rare flags. But patented images help.

I'll have to write an essay about it sometime then.

Sorry, lad. I already turned off my pc so I'm phoneposting. I'm ultra slow. So tired that imma say goodnite.

good night lad

what happened to the second Moussa Dembele that spurs wanted to buy?

>what happened to the second Moussa Dembele that spurs wanted to buy?
Went to Celtic. Getting hard to keep track of all these damn Moussas and Dembeles

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89 million pounds for florentin pogba

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37430009

Predict the PL table. Who you got /epl/?

>Sunderland
>relegated
>ever

borders sure are a spook but not nationalities. just in terms of culture for example

every football pundit is falling on him too. saying that he's not "made for the league" and that PSG would be better off with "french excellence" for manager. bit sad that. everything takes take imo

is he our guy?

Nothing, I really dislike these predict the league or predict the weekend's results posts.

People just post a list which no one replies or which has some stupid prediction everyone greentexts.

Why did he randomly start speaking Spanish mid-sentence

>barely survive
>add literally nothing to the squad over the summer
>moyes

You know it's finally happening m8

>PSG
lel fuck the shiek

I don't think leicester will be THAT low. and manU that hight

In the what?

>Everton

>everyone suddenly rating Watford
Always thought they'd be very entertaining with Mazzari desu

His Napoli team was GOAT

No way Liverpool doesn't get top 4 this season, would chop my arm off.

Dubs for correct prophecy

Neverton are flavour of the month af right now. They'll be nowhere near the top 4 come May.

Also I'm pretty sure that Pulis always has a clause in his contracts that doesn't allow for relegation under any circumstances.

>lelmery

Idk lad, it all depends on who they bring in once they sack Moyes

asda is a store

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This seems very fair, although Manchester City could go back to play like shit at any moment, I feel

double dubs, hull safe confirmed

Something like this

Think Man U will get better as the season goes on as Mou actually works out his best team, title will be a 2 horse race with City dropping points around xmas as they get tired but just hold out.
Arsenal will be Arsenal, Spurs will struggle toward end of season with burnout and Chelsea will struggle with injuries throughout the season. Liverpool will get CL places but wont be consistent enough to challenge for the title

que=what in Spanish

There's no Big Sam on the market to come in and save them this time.

>inb4 the return of Di Canio

Tony da Gawd Pulis when once he gets sacked obviously

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Opps forgot pic

based Deano

truly a based god

Maybe he won't even need to get sacked, Sunderland will be desperate enough to pay the compensation for him.

Pulis and board at West Brom probably have it all planned out already.

Teams like Liverpool and Spurs who rely on running 6000km per game will always collapse towards the end of the season.

Also Liverpool should be above Chelsea, both teams have shit defenses but Liverpool attack is a little bit better

>towards the end of the season.
Likely to happen in December too

worried_huddersfield_fan.jpg

Liverpool are substantially better than Chelsea going forward. Chelsea's stagnant as fuck midfield really kills any creativity. Needs Cesc.

rate lads

Roy Keano to split time with Ireland and whip those pansies into shape

They're alright, prefer girls desu

>LOOOOOOOOOOK AT MEEEE I AM A CITY FAN I MUST REMIND YOU EVERY TIME I POST

nah pep is on board

but liverpool won against leicester ynwa

stop this meme

I'm the only Israel flag around these parts. Any fuccbois wanting to stake a claim on this general are welcome to fight me for it.

תל אביב, חומה ומגדל 17

COME AT ME

How long until Kompany just retire?

it really feels as though pep has managed to harness meme magic this season
the absolute madman

There are only 3 good Dembeles.

rated best to worst:

Ousmane
Mousa

When will this disgusting cunt get banned for this hate speech?

>those GW fixtures

Noice. Why Capoue on the bench though? Surely he's worth a punt given they're against Burnley and he's on fire.

Any French managers in particular that people are touting

Wigan are going straight back down.

Agreed, hopefully Fabregas will perform at his best this season, Davide Luiz has showed some potential, those long distance passes of his are very dangerous.

It's only Ivanovic, Cahill, and Matic the ones who are holding Chelsea down.

he's just the best manager ever haha

not really because all of them are mediocre. just talking about french excellence

yeah, I'll probably start Capoue and bench Antonio for this week maybe

How are Villa and Newcastle doing in the Championship btw?

Could poop manage to not get exposed at a mid-table club?

Villa - shit
Newcastle - Started shit but getting their shit together

Villa are going down again

>all of them are mediocre
let me stop you right there

Depends on what you mean by exposed? A mid table club is aiming for mid table so he would need to get relegated to be exposed.

le copy paste Benitez' tactics but actually get respected by the players whilst doing so man

>Benching Antonio
He's probably going to score a hattrick of headers.

Pep should swap jobs with moyes desu

But zidane has got absolutely no tactics. Midfield organisation is shit, so he has to play casemiro to help for the inevitable counters, cant control the tempo of the game, dont have game specific plans, forwards dont know to link with midfield ...i could go on

fuck

don't know who to bench

until poop wins the cl with crystal palace he won't have my respect

i don't care, he won

Dmitri seluk is that you?

>mfw pep posts here until he gets dubs before every match
>mfw pep posts on a dutch proxy

>Villa and Newcastle

;_; pls come back and help towards the GOAT EPL lineup.

West Ham to lose 4-3 then

*does a little dance*

Just realised United are 6 points behind. Zlatan isn't gonna win the Premier League is he?

I'm Lynden Gooch

This is the first one of these I genuinely can't find fault with.

Sanchez. Chelsea will crush Arsenal.
Probably. They're fucking trash rn.
Nope. Won't pass 15 goals either.

>Derby
>Forest
>Leeds
No thanks

>forest
kek

Portsmouth with all those crazy memes like Benjani and Boateng were great

no way I'm benching an 11m midfielder lad

>leeds

Don't fall for the sunk cost fallacy. You know it in your heart, Arsenal are going to get pooed on, and probably score 0(Zero) goals.

>15 years later
>still pretending you don't want them back

Think of the memes son.

Nah I'm leaving capoue on the bench he's going to dry up eventually & I have watford covered with deeney

meanwhile chelsea are crap

Kolo Toure has Premier League winner medals for 2 (two) different clubs

Stevie G has 0 (zero) Premier League winner medals

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Who do you support m8

I'm firmly seated on the Manchester City bandwagon.

mans never been in xfiles when its shutdown aye
truss me dadi

based

who /topoftheleague/ here?

>yfw a convicted nonce has more PL winner medals than stevie la'

A lot of Israeli flags on Cred Forums are Spurs fans, not even joking, so that's a change at least.

Me too lad.me too

Well, well, well, it's the roach coach.. Stupid, servile roach coach. Dance for me, roach coach!! Dance for the puppet master! Your strings dance within the master's nimble fingers.

One place forward.
Two places back.
Harah, harah!
Hachacha!
Put your left foot in and ya shake it all about.

Stupid roach coach. I've had my fun with you. Now get back to your pathetic weakling life, until the puppet master fancies another tango. Sayonara.

what must be this retard thinking right now?
>getting a shit wank and bj in my car for two minutes was completely worth ruining my life

>thinking
he wasnt thinking.

his penis did the thinking.

I don't think I've ever met an IRL spurs fan in Israel. Most people I know support Barca/Madrid/Bayern, with a few people supporting PL clubs.

No surprise that Jewish people would support Spurs though, considering their Jewish background.

What part of Manchester are you from, you plastic cunts?

>what must be this retard thinking right now?

Probably rehearsing his lines for the Sex Offender Shuffle

youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

Etihad campus here

I hope someone else wrote this, for your sake

don't want to pass off as a nonce tbH but she was 15 and you know how UK medias are tough with nonces. I don't think the big fuss about what he did was necessary

he knew the rules and broke them, he even googled the legal consequences before anything happened

it's not about if it's right or wrong but about respecting the law or getting in huge trouble, ruining your life and career and becoming a social outcast, all for a wank in a car. The guy is a retard. Plenty of 18 year olds he could have fucked legally

>I don't think the big fuss about what he did was necessary
It's about what he did rather than her age really that was the problem

if something isn't immoral then it's not bad

don't you think that was also a bit exagerated?

crossing the street without looking is not immoral but can get your run over and kill you or leave you in a wheel chair. It's about using your brains before you act. Morality has nothing to do with it

He admitted to grooming her and he was basically pressuring her to have sex. That's the main problem

More drama:

>Mory Touré (Yaya's dad): "We ask Guardiola to come down to earth. He’s the boss. I ask him for forgiveness, to let my son do his work."

>Dimitri Seluk to BBC's World Football Podcast: "Pep Guardiola - he thinks only about himself. He thinks he is already God."

You've got to put an arbitrary line at some age desu, people are always going to argue that's it's too low or too high but he knew where the line was.

should have kicked him out with joe shart before the season started. Wouldn't surprise me if he was gone in january

>getting your dad to plead with your boss in the international press

Great idea.

there's nothing stopping a 15 years old from saying no. She wasn't as oblivious as everyone made her out to be

Yeah but that's not really relevant, you can't just choose to apply the law or not depending on the specific law breaker. Or you shouldn't anyway.

the world would be better with no laws at all in my opinion, but yeah i get you. at the end of the day he had something sexual with an underage girl and paid hard for it
the fact that he was very conscious about this showed that maybe he just wanted to break the law. because he would have groomed a smaller girl if he was a real nonce

Sure, I don't think he's a nonce or even some sort of dangerous sexual predator.

Given that I was going all over the country following City when a good deal of posters on this site weren't even born I have to say no you haven't.

>Giggs wants the Swansea job

Top kek

>the world would be better with no laws at all in my opinion
How can you argue this?

Giggs would win

Gillingham manager in 1999

he finished 2nd....in the championship

>Welshman wants to manage top welsh club

Fucking hell, seriously?

I'm expecting a top 5 finish at least this year.

how's your night, lads

good

My hdd crashed, my collection of games ..gone

Take it as a reason to grow up and stop playing videogames like a kid.

>After the north London club’s impressive 2-0 win at Manchester City in January 2015, Mourinho told Beasley: “[One of the Arsenal players] sent me an SMS to say players did themselves, organised themselves during the week. Wenger did nothing.”

maybe you shouldn't have shat on it you nonce

Not too bad, thanks.

It was Ozil, wasn't he?

i don't get it

I meant footie games m9, as i am studying for a coaching badge.

At least i'm not a paki cunt like youself . faggot.

>watch City Spurs match
>look for the 1 person attending the Etihad that week

Time will tell m8

Are any of you lads going out to see the footy PL or otherwise this weekend?

people wouldn't feel like doing something morally wrong or illegal if there was no laws

like always

Arsenal won 2-0 at City, one of their players sent a SMS to Mou saying they arranged the team tactically themselves, without Wenger, who was clueless.

>people wouldn't feel like doing something morally wrong or illegal if there was no laws
People already don't do a lot of things that are morally wrong but are not illegal. And, of course people wouldn't do illegal things if there were no laws, it's implicit in the absence of laws that nothing is illegal.

On his day he can be a really dangerous sexual predator. Fortunately he doesn't show it often enough

Morality is relative. Can anything really be morally wrong?

Being a tripfag

>it's implicit in the absence of laws that nothing is illegal.
well yeah that's the point. someone who did some bad deed would have a proper trial instead of jail years based on some law in a book

some stuff definitely is. But I don't think stuff related to sexuality, like pedophilia or homosexuality is morally wrong, or even against nature

>someone who did some bad deed would have a proper trial
So there are laws? and he he would go on jail based on what?

who could it be

>arsenal player in contact with mouyes
either cech or ozil I'd guess

cech was still at chelsea at the time

Makes you wonder why they don't do that every week and win the league if they're so fucking special, hmm?

It says in the article they based themselves on Chelsea's win the year before, they didn't really come up with a plan out of the blue.

Reminder that City have not faced a single good team yet

agreed

>tottenham and everton in the next 3 weeks
interdasting

not a real test
only tests are arsenal, liverpool and chelsea

>#8, #10 last season and arselel
but I thought every game in the eplel was a real test and shiet?

Soon they will be saying the only challenge is the holiday schedule.

Also reminder that Liverpool have outplayed Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and Leicester yet the BBC are still pushing the "le Peps got them playing great" meme cause they put 4 past fucking Bournemouth and Stoke

>one clean sheet out of 5

Kek, pathetic

that's a meme that's gotten confused with the truth

on any given Saturday, a Stoke or West Brom can just have a blinder and pull off an upset - it just happens more in England because none of the top teams can actually defend

It really makes you think...

they also put 4 past barcelona, yeah it was a friendly and shiet but it did happen

Damn, season shaping run of games.

Pretty much, fuck I hope our defense get their shit together

No, Andre Gray is

Decent, just got back from dinner w/ the wife. Settling in to get comfy for the evening.

fhritp

Bazinga

*dabs respectfully

How long does it take to get from Erie to Manchester?

>4 match ban for comments posted 4 years ago
Even gets dubs.

>our

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DRY YOUR EYES MATE
I KNOE ITS HARD TO TAKE BUT HER MINDS BEEN MADE UO

killl me

el salvador is a cool name for a country :3

Well, at least you know where she was this night. Tyrone will probably be loading up the sock with oranges for when she's 'out with the girls' next week.

Is this meant to be banter? Is this just /r9k/ spillover? Jesus, the retarded shit that gets posted here on a daily basis is astounding.

>no aguero

can't wait to see Klopp get Mou fired.

No, it's just something that will make you toss in your mind, every single night, for the rest of your life. Like some kind of terrible pancake.

Enjoy, user. It is my gift to you.

>getting upset over shitposting anonposts
Nah, anyone who could take anything posted here seriously is more mentally retarded than the average joe autistic posters
>see you

I know, right!

If you didn't know it means "The Savior".

Bullshit right? Those livershit cunts dug up dirt on him just because he scored against their pathetically shit team. Is there a worse group of "people" than scousers?

You're reacting a bit hard for something you weren't taking 'seriously'. At least you admit you're mentally retarded, not that I needed your admission. You got married, after all.

>s-s-see you!
>I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE!

Top kek. Don't reply, we're done here.

>the Cred Forums banner that won was the 7-1

Poor Huezilians. I was the only one who voted for the slip. If only somebody had done a proper one...

Autism fucking speaks, back to /r9k/ you fucking sperg. Or better yet,just neck yourself and save your parents the embarrassment.

Mate, talking about your own afflictions must be difficult. As you know, being unable to follow simple instructions, such as "don't reply", being a MAJOR sign of an autism sufferer.

But, then again, I am not surprised, with your admission to being retarded as well. Retarded, autistic AND married? Fuck me, I feel sorry for your wife. But why does she care? She's got want she needs for the rest of her life. Note I say 'her' life, not yours. You're an accident or an illness away from preventing her from ever needing another provider.

Again, don't reply. This is my final (You) to you.

Heh, so funny, says he doesn't take shit seriously but he can't even take the 'win' when I gave him a carte blanche to bow out without ever having to reply again. But, alas, autism is a powerful thing. If only we could harness it...

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Probably hasn't even spoken to this dad. Seluk is Yaya's best friend, and he considers him a father figure. Everything Seluk says, Yaya is ok with.

We need a fresh proper thread.

This one still can take 100+ posts before capacity.

But I hate the OP :(

How many >we will beat Swansea today?

That's not a real reason.

>only Nignogs/Nigerians are arguing the fact that Yaya Toure's agent is a piece of shit and so is Yaya

If Everton keep playing at this level, they will be in __th position in the table come christmas.

>this won the banner contest for Cred Forums

Pathetic. Why is this board so shit at OC?

>1, 2, 3
>th

????

They're obviously not top 3 material.

You can just reply with 1rd, 2st, or 3nd if you want to you sperglord, figure it out.

>current position
>2nd
>not top 3 material

?????????????????

>5 matches played

is this a meme?

>L-l-lester won't win the Title!
>5000-1!
>They'll s-s-slip up!!!
>t-t-t-they just scraped relegation safety!
>t-t-t-t--they're not Top 15 material, let alone Top 10, Top 5 or Top 3!!!!!!!!!

good post

Can never tell if you weebs are being serious

>that flag

How does it compare to the semi-pro-mode-on-FIFA defences of Ligue 1 ?

Morning, lads.

Seriously? My Gott. Cred Forums wtf.

lel, classic.

>both of those replies are for me

:3

I will miss all the football today

What would be funnier Cred Forums to watch Mou fail, or to watch Pep fail?

oh dear

mou

no one really cares about city

mou because poop would just go quietly about it

going to the games later lads?

ill be at old trafford as i am every home game.

>In 1991, Niyazov's government put forth a decree granting "the free use of water, gas and electricity and refined salt by the people of Turkmenistan for ten years";[2] when the decree expired, he extended it to 2020

Utter madman

Morning lads. Need my footie fix early today. Is soccer am still as interminable as it used it be? What about that show on BT?

why are you up at 4 am if you're going to the game later?

>mouyes

Ouch. I'll just miss some of it.

It's only 4am in yankland mate

I feel sorry for you tbqh. Wouldn't miss the football for anything. Shit, I even have an exam tomorrow that I'm not really ready for, still going to spend 4 hours watching and discussing footie.

Viewing houses with the missus today

Going to miss some footie

This is how it begins bro. Enjoy your slow, painful emasculation.

why?
I love living with my hot young gf tbqh

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how hard is it to pick a barratt new build they are all the same

Ligue 1 actually got quite good defences. Won't be saying that it's better than the ones you could find in the prem but it's pretty near that

off to 'illsbrah to watch the tricky trees

shut it nerd

>Ligue 1 actually got quite good defences.

Will Pep get EXPOSED this weekend?

you've probably never watched ligue 1 you mong

>sakho

>190kg
>Algerian City scum
>anime

horrendous thread

le unprofessional funny black lad

literally the centerback Balotelli

he's a shit defender as well, been carried by his defensive partners for a while now

sakho is liverpoo best cb though (on par with matip)

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post yfw Leicester beat United

One of those games where I'm not sure who I want to lose the most, so I can only be happy with the outcome

got some monstrously big flies in the house that won't fucking die

>Pep will get exposed in the prem, every team is good unlike the Buyernliga and Lel Liga
After City win 9 out of 9:
>Doesn't mean anything, he's only played shit teams. Wait until they play Liverpool/Spurs, Pep won't be able to handle their pressing

I wonder what people will say when Spurs get beaten by 4+ goals like they used to under AVB

What do you guys think about Celtic/Rangers joining the Football League? Are you opposed to it?

they should join the conference

They're going to reorganise the Football League so instead of having 72 teams in three leagues they'll have have 80 teams in 4 leagues. That leaves 8 spots open.

That isn't happening.

Genuinely do think Liverpoo can beat City

They're a bogey team and always try extra hard in the big games

In seriousness, I don't think either of them would be keen on dropping down that far.

EZ 4-0 win today chaps.

I just meant what do you think about the possibility of it.

It would only be 4 promotions, at least 3 of which would be easy as fuck. They'll just be nobodies in the SPL so why wouldn't they?

Manure is getting relegated, and it will be after Mourinho get's sacked.

>park the bus team at anfield
>EZ

>More than 80,000 people have predicted their final Premier League table this week in our special selector, with 78% putting City in top spot.

What a bunch of memesters.

>Chelsea that high

Was this poll only done in Australia?

give me one good reason why liverpool losing to hull isn't THE 3pm game to watch

please no

in for eternal blue moon

Because you could watch Swansea expose Poop.

YPCY or whatever her name was hasn't even posted for years

Is this some kind of sick joke against those brave souls you died at hillsborough?

Man united should be docked 60 points for this.

its > la

Put them in League One then.

>le all the promoted sides will go straight down.
uneducated fools.

>moyes
>promoted this season

there fans would rape and pillage every time they played away.
It's a no from me. Infact i'd probably build hadrians wall to keep them out.

>1st post on Cred Forums
I've embarrassed myself.

>Leicester
Don't really follow soccer but this caught my eye and am somewhat familiar with their Cinderella run last season to end up champions.

How are they backing it up this season as the reigning champions? Likely to go back-to-back?

Liverpool have never lost a home game against Hull in all competitions (W8 D2)

Is >shaw out or not?

Good. You English pussies need to stop being that.

>"Super" Sunday
>West Ham v Southampton

More like Genuinely fucking atrocious piece of SHIT Sunday IMO.

Super Saturday doe

>it's an everyone thinks Liverpool will lose to lower table opposition memematchday
>Liverpool would mathematically be in a relegation battle every season if the only points they picked up were against the top 6 or 7 sides every season

The last 6 are all me. So I got 5 bad, 1 good.

Didn't know I was going to be valued based on my filenames. I'm not Shitzien desu.

rooney dropped

>Chelsea will thrash Arsecucks
>We'll win against Hull (If Arsecucks can win 4-1, we can win 6-0 e-z)
>United will drop more points
>I want Swansea to get twatted 8-0 or more by City, but I'd take a loss just so Ring Ring switches to one of his new proxies for a day
>Sperms will meme a 1-0 win somehow, even without Andy Cole 2.0

Not happy, lads.

nah

what are you having for breakfast, pals?

Leicester's defence hopefully

full irish pal

you mean for lunch its already 12

already had a sausage and egg mcmuffin mate

danny drinkwater is going to dominate pogba today lads

it's Saturday too.

>tfw no gf to have for breakfast

Had rolls with cheese sausage.

So, fried potatos, with a side of potatos washed down with whiskey and a chaser of Guinness?

Neat.

That's right, feed a woman so you can maybe, possibly, have sex with her once every month.

that's not what i meant /r9k/

Requesting pic without the shit hat

I think he means performing analingus on his gf in the morning

had some marmalade on toast while I waited for last night's pizza to reheat

sounds good but no

Fuck off kirino

good for you

>it's an Ireland are so obsessed with England that they try and fail to one up them in everything episode

By how many will we beat swansea today lads?
No offens 180cm

your mother's rancid snatch

>beat Chelsea with ease while they parked the bus

full irish > full english tbqh

that was at the bridge m8

>we
Algeria isn't part of the emirates.

I'm pretty sure anybody who calls him Kirino is actually Kirino trying to keep himself relevant.

>Literally no difference to a full English apart from that unidentifiable meatcake

The Welsh do it too. Their only variation is their "Welsh sausage"

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sterling, aguero

Hello newfriend! I hope you enjoy your stay!

no one gives a shit everyone will be watching the liverpool game instead

the meatcake is essential

bout tree fiddy

I always thought a full Irish was a slice of soda bread topped with mashed potato and a side of chips.

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New

not using this

Fuck off, someone else make a thread.

lmaoing @ ur life

6-1.

teams will be out in 15 mins and the paki united trip will make a game thread

Alternative thread

based

FUCK OFF.
Another person make a thread.

I made one:

of course you'd say that

>p-pls buy I-Irish produce...

FUCK SAKE what actual thread are we using

this one

bout tree fiddy

needed that chuckle based canadian

They 100% would, especially Celtic. They get like 3 million pounds for winning the SPL. One season in the PL would get them at least 70-80 million, which is more than worth the few seasons they'd be in the Football League.