/heem/

JUSTino
Barao
Big country
Trinaldo
Thiago
Pepey

monster
noncan
fatass
beggar
spicy
Los Pepes

Literally said strawweight even relatively or whatever is deeper and more talented than HW and LHW

Youre a fucking fedora tipping retard

Stipe Miocic, you're taking everything I worked for Motherfucker! Imma fight your fucking ass!

stipe tapped

...

Gooby isn't the one tip toeing in every photo, Fagnaldo is a mental manlet

>Fighter with 8-5 record fights Former champion
>the state of WMMA

Oh right, yeah, it is. That's not equivalent to saying 115lb female fighters would beat up 205+ lbs male fighters though, you fucking retard.

Claudia-Rumble

Who ya got?????

Not the same as saying that strawweights can beat heavyweights in a fight you mongoloid.

What has you spergs so riled up against female fighters?

It's Friday night, go out and talk to some girls or something. Lel.

Uh yeah it is since you even said so relatively you stupid fedora retard

I reckon Claudia can grind him and choke him out in the third.

talking about faggots, why every gay in UFC is closeted meanwhile dyke walk free and without shame?

don't say me that in UFC right now there's not faggot fighters, everyone knows MMA is full of faggots and UFC have x5 more male fighters than female ones, so there's much more faggots in the UFC than dykes.

WMMA only is good to show that:
1. fit women are sexy
2. women are inferior to men

Gotcha the first time, autismo, try readinf better

Relatively means relative to their weight you dumb cunt. It's the opposite of absolutely.

So when people say that 155 or 170 are deep divisions, do you in your oxygen deprived brain believe that they are saying that Tony Ferguson could beat up Brock Lesnar?

Who here knows, as they knew when Conor aroused,
that these fools can't compete against Romero's body.
So flowy, smooth, but explosive, aesthetically pleasing in his mewments and in general.

Weedman striking is disgusting and bad for refined fans like me.

I cannot be more confident in Romero man, it's like some of us simply
know when we see a true and elite striker and mewment master.
I don't if it's because I trained taekwondo till yellow belt but I have a good eye for strikers.

Rose "I can throw meme kicks but not a proper armbar" Namajunas is apparently more talented than JDS and Bader

...

Your retarded ass still doesnt get. Youre not even being ironically pathetic at this point

Not the same person Knobby, and the original post was a stupid joke about WMMA fighters beating a heavyweight, so clearly you don't know what you're talking about if he's denying that he ever implied that and you can't point to a post where he did.

Dude, quit being a literal retard. You're embarrassing yourself.

If Karolina were a 240 pound man her shit skills would apparently be unstoppable against Cain

joe rogan in hist youh.

why do I hate these webms?

cyborg-lansberg weighins live

Upcoming events:

9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - Gracie vs Tokoro
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari

News:

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-95-early-weigh-in-results-10-a-m-et-1-1

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/lineup-finalized-for-ufc-204-and-its-going-to-be-an-all-nighter-in-manchester

mmafighting.com/2016/9/23/13019210/heavyweight-title-defense-jared-rosholts-debut-set-for-wsof-35

Say, right now, what you think the original brit bong was implying, how it relates to the jokes about wmma fighters beating heavyweights, and how the same comparison with 155 compared to heavyweights doesn't work.

Youre a fucking joke. Its embarrassing how oblivious and pathetic you are

what defines something as a superfight? People fighting from different weight classes at the same weight?

>inb4 fined for breaking uniform policy

Least autistic post in the thread

stay salty lanklet

Literally said multiple times what you said retard, now you're backtracking because I've just humiliated you

seeAnswer my question pussy.

WEIGH INS ARE LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=4TwsNKY2Mrc
youtube.com/watch?v=4TwsNKY2Mrc
youtube.com/watch?v=4TwsNKY2Mrc

>Justine Kish is an IMMENSELY more talented fighter than these gauls that inhabit the Heavyweight class. These women are under-appreciated, they are amazing! Stunning what they can do under the oppressive patriarchy!

why don't more fighters wear fedoras instead of caps? they are much more stylish and less thuggish.

You haven't made anything clear at all actually, or justified why direct fights between wmma fighters and heavyweights is apparently what the original britbong implied. If you're the same person that said that Rose Namajunas isn't as talented as JDS, then you might have a point, but that is not what is being discussed, what is being discussed is people being retarded about what the p4p system means.

>reality

Lol youre such a seething retard you can't even link posts correctly

You have outright stated multiple times that the strawweight division is "so much deeper and so much more talented those strong amazing women ;D" multiple times you utter retard

>multiple times
>multiple times
Ur shook. Deep breaths.

>you might

You might be a mentally castrated fucking retard. You are clueless and so fixated on this one thing as opposed to what I've been consistently embarrassing you on

Your father is a failure

Just arrived back from training, just a reminder that none of you faggots has an answer for my De La Riva Guard game.

I haven't actually, if you take fault in that then fair enough, what was being discussed was the idea that deeper division=can beat them in a fight at their own real life weight, which no one ever implied, but unfortunately for us all you didn't end up as a stain on your mothers curtains so we had to have this conversation where you had no idea what anyone was talking about.

Found daddy's little disappointment

Lol I can't imagine you're unironcially this mad. You're just a prankster

>You are clueless
You;re the one who can neither keep track of who he is talking to nor what is actually being said. The best part of you clearly ran down your mothers leg.

Triggered the daddy issued cuck :)

Lol u silly goose

wtf i hate manlets now

My eye gouge would destroy you

Lol you are such a clueless retard

>girl power women are so much better!!!!

>b-b-b-but that's not what i meant, theyre not a-a-actually better

CRYborg
Barao
B I G C U N T R Y
Trinaldo
Thiago
Pepe

The fact u keep responding shows how much you resent your father for raising you into being a woman

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Ur a mad man

>Implying i wouldnt dust you inside 6 seconds

no point pulling guard with a shattered jaw leaf

how many bing bongs till invicta?

Is Joanna /ourgirl/? I love that little goblin

Did your dad touch you?

starts 1am over here

like an hour and 40 minutes

> that funny crazy lady with bug eyes in the blue UFC shirt.

If you still haven't inferred that I didn't say that the women's divisions are deeper than the mens, just took issue with the analogy of strawweights fighting heavies, then please just cut out the middle man and castrate yourself

Stop replying already

Lol ur wild

lol @ this faggot and his retarded shtick

Anyone got any good friday /blog/ ?

On all fights except fighting karolina

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
De La Torre

>mfw hokey boy goes runin everytime based peruvian appears

Crazy eye-fuck gril back at it

Im so sorry for what happened to you

Y? I don't think we are going to run out of internet m80

>wake up
>some faggot going apeshit because le wmma hate meme
>wonder why i come to /heem/

dadbod bigfoot

Not too bad

Why is Joanna so ugly?

We wonder why you come here too, bro.

Is me fucking your gaping asshole triggering old memories?

For you

This guy^^^
lol

I have literally been talking about your comparison of straw to heavy you clueless fucktard lol

You are so stupid

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
De La Torre

>wake up
>living on the shit side of the globe
>having zero relevant mma fighters except new zealand imports

kek

>Argentina giving Peru props

Well, now I've seen everything.

Diddled by daddy confirmed

DAD

>my anaolgy

There we go again, I didn't make any anologies, you retarded cunt.

Lol ur not even the real sperg

Cyborg
Barao
Bigfoot
Trinaldo
Santos
De La Torre

What a fucking grotesque lesbian shit fighter

>Rogan trying to pretend like he thinks Lansberg is some sort of a challenge to Manborg

More like some cuck retard saying how strawweights could beat up heavyweights

You'd think shitposters wouldn't be so thin-skinned.

More like Cybeard right guys.

hehehe

do yo agree with this question: khabeeb is the biggest meme fighter out there, he's dining out on wins from 5 years ago, and his knee is literally held together by a cadaver part

What post did somebody say that in?

She's not a lesbian, she's a zoophile. That dog licks her cunt.

I didn't even say analogies you fucking baby brained retard

Uh oh daddy cuck is getting upset

Do you guys think Rogan gets insecure when talking to UFC's other colour commentators and realises that not only do they do more research and care about their job more than he ever does but they actually used to be fighters and have insight on more than kicking and jiutjitsu?

why do you stalk her insta if she's so grotesque?

>le paint her face green like the hulk at weighins """"""""woman""""""""

Lol Ur gonna go far kid keep it up

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

Full belly.

Fuuull belly.

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

that's not her instagram it's mishka's

I doubt Rogan ever feels anything but insecure. Literally every thing the man does is overcompensation.

Apparently farther than your dad's cock did in your butthole

No need to get upset, daddy-cuck

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Spicely
Peypey

are you jealous leaf that i have more friends than you.

Wew uve got some wild fantasies lol

Stop posting this you fucking sperg

no dishespeck but i don't think cyborg is 100% female.

something isn't right

I am legitimately scared for this qt Linda

Who's gonna protect here from that scary moooonster

rest in peace Lina :(

That's what happens when you fuck with hormones

You are so mad.

Anyone else think it's retarded when UFC tries to promote shit as a "rock em sock em" event? First of all, those fucking toys are like 50 years old now, plus it's just two stiff robots throwing arm punches at each other's heads... are they literally just saying it's a shitty """brawler""" fight?

fuck this guy
he's almost as punchable as sam alvey

Uh oh daddy-cuck is getting passive-aggressive

if lina can fight anything like her demeanor she could maybe pull it off

You're not the boss of me, buddeh.

You're just an average bloke.

>Stalking someone you find grotesque

It is you who has problems.

who /fat/ here? 6ft1 and 220lbs here

>peru thinks argentina is his friend

Bro, they literally use your nationality as an insult (as well as Bolivians').

will scotland ever produce talent?

Lol don't give up

It will be over in 2 minutes.

Anybody watching FFC ?? HAHAHAHA, what a fucking KO. Damn

my boy

What a pathetic response from an even more pathetic person. You are nothing but a robotic (slave) soundboard for the people you worship, the people you have no relationship with other than you have some twisted fixation with them.

That's /notfat/ in Merica.

that's not bad, just take adderall for a few months

Daddy-cuck is starting to break

oh no, daddy-cuck

/heem/ is getting restless

Why isn't old man Hendo abusing the mental warfare as much as possible? He has an abnormally huge psychological advantage. Why isn't he reminding everyone how Bisping became the victim of the biggest highlight reel knockout in UFC history. Make the dude flip out, make him flinch during staredowns, tell him that his chin hasn't gotten better since UFC 100.

Why are you so mad?

gib stream

...

Lol u can talk to me

fite me faggot

Calm down, cuckboy

conor is scottish

my keks at this kind of autism

what are you talking about nigga

It's on Croatian TV, i don't know about stream.

Its friday night got to live a little

...

Hendo cant waste energy on "mental warfare." He has to preserve his power.

Youre getting BTFO bud

Perfect weight m8
Just try to trim the fat and get the most muscle
>tfw 6ft 160lbs
Gainin weight slowly though

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND, BOEH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's wrong with you?

is claudia a gay?

totally not WWE the sport

I only have HRT 1 and 3

Daddy cuck frantically responding to everything lol

Did canada get an american proxy?

U guys can tell me the truth

im a lazy fuck, might start hitting the gym more often. what type of exercises should I focus on?

It's on Nova TV

Got to keep the (you)s flowing on a night like this

Is this the first time you're watching Invicta weigh-ins casual?

Daddy-cuck running out of ideas

You have autism

Could Cyborg beat Schaub?

Bear in mind he has a glass chin and lacks a certain fluidity of movement that elite level guys have.

No, he just has a loyal puppy who copies all his mannerisms

Guys it's not like that lol

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAA

Maybe he's referring to the women looking like men

what's wrong with that dog?

(You)

KEKED

BY

DAD

100% lats so you can take hit's from anything

Cuck

It cuts to 145 because it doesn't like fighting animals its own size

it's peeing lol

Its the same 5-6 retards that ruin every thread

>all Barao and Cyborg

heem confirmed getting btfo again

You think I'm an ignorant savage. And you've been so many places I guess it must be so. But still I cannot see If the savage one is me. How can there be so much that you don't know? You don't know.

Sounds a lot like aspies

a L E A F

underrated post

Posters that need to be banned immediately from /heem/

-SpergOP
-THE American sperg
-Adan
-Norway
-Spainsperg

On the watchlist:
-Peru
-Netherlands

What's wrong with Norway?

He's as scottish as I am Roman

>On the watchlist:
>-Netherlands
feels good tb h

>You left out that other canadian that adopted adan's dialect. The one that spammed his bet slip over 20 times.

That is Adan

Modafferi is the most unathletic piece of shit that ever stepped into the octagon, even for women standards.

No tienes respuesta entonces, eh peruanito?

sherdog.com/events/Invicta-FC-19-Maia-vs-Modafferi-54707

What fights are you guys looking forward to the most? Got a feeling le nerd women is going to get dusted.

Not that user but Norway is a total reddit-tier poster

That American who keeps bringing up politics and racial theory

Literally all me

adan is in jail m8

The 1 male fight

I dont know why I meme arrowed that.

Nah I dont think it is. This other canadian always talks about how much he loves his dad. Adan's dad was killed by a Navy SEAL sniper after taking the captain of a ship hostage back in 2009.

>SpergOP
why

HAHAHA i've been watching MMA since the mid 90s which is literally longer than most of the kids here have been alive

keep digging

-Dockautist

>i hate liberty and freedom

You are probably the only man proud to be mid-life, congratulations

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Cyborg
Barao
Big Cunt
Irish Dragon
Spicy
De La Torre

do you have a roman last name? does the roman family to which your name belongs still exist in rome? didn't think so you stupid mick.

Put spainsperg on the watchlist

He's getting better guys, honestly.

I'm part italian you nigger

>white people should feel guilty, it's fucking horrible

Mark Gregor is the goat

...

This thread needs a nice dose of the PREMIER minds of mixed martial arts

Would you buy supplements from pupper Paige?

Jordan Breen is the GOAT

Wait, is this the same awful podcast as the one with the black guy with mad scientist hair?
I'm not up to date on ironic /heem/ memes

Lol that guy got knocked out like 5 times

I unironically listen to if I did it, knuckle up!, care/don't care, and the sixth round wrap up every week

LINA GO UPSET

NORDIC PRIDE WORLD WIDE

QT CUNT

>If I Did It isn't one of the most thought-provoking forums of discussion in the modern age

This fight is priceless! It is like a fight equivalent to that famous Liverpool fans webm

so you hate fun ameribro

>he doesn't listen to Eugene recount his orgies in the 70s

literally me

though ill skip knuckle up sometimes if eugene gets too ranty within the first 15 minutes

He has the time and inclination to be a giant autist
You'd be surprised what one person can do on here
I used to be quite the autist in my golden days as spergOP, way back when

Yes

It's an open secret

mcgregor is a scottish surname, most likely he is descended from planters

You think the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you. But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger you'll learn things you never knew. you never knew.

Good to see /heem/ is a breeding ground for shills.

>wahhh they like things I don't like
Hys

I never said he wasn't, I know this

Miesha Tate is a breeding ground. /heem/ is just full of homosexuals.

I listen to JRE and that's pretty much it. I used to be a CME regular but they've gone too reddit lately. I listened to care/dont care a couple times but eugene's mic as shit and I just find him unpleasant to look at.

Bitch looks like squidward

$0.50 has been deposited into your twitch account

Retarded cunt. Just leave MMA already.

>no powerful passionate racemixing with claudia

at least I know she's not getting railed by some nigger

Fat fingered schaub schill detected

pretty crazy how it doesn't even stagger him, though it sure as shit fazed him

For sure stay in your lane, bro.

Not a hard or clean punch at all

I'm not even joking when I say i could that with ease

the whole bottle?

Can ye handle dat left?

that's what i mean, nate hit him flush as you can get and conor just ate it (though obviously it was the beginning of the end)

i think nate's stability was a little off after eating all the leg kicks

post your most upbeat webm

mine not related

I honestly believe Tebow is going to give MMA a try after he bombs out of boreball.

...

Oh yeah, with a year of training he can not be a total embarrassment at HW thanks to his athleticism alone, should be a way better freak show than Punk

>watching fake fights

I know right?
>gay Pride FagC

I feel bad for the japans, they invented martial arts but they get reckt by every1

Are there any neckbeards in the UFC?

Josh Barnett is an atheist who listens to metal and watches anime
Great tier boy too

Paige Van Zant
She's such a nerd xD

I'm a fucking samurai

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Bwah.. els yA got EVHB!?

there are several norwegians here. don't just hate on an entire country. at least wait and see what happens if meek wins a few fights, then it can get annoying.

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Fight for yours and don't let go, don't let them compare you, no.

more like paige van can't ... compete with the best in her division

>>not liking pride
casual detected

Why is the Angry Video Game Nerd cosplaying at a weigh in?

fake shit should cost $9.99 bro

Would you let PVZ barf on you?

1. Boxing
2. Wrestling
3. Muay Thai
4. BJJ
5. Other meme shit

This is the ranking of the things its best to be elite in if all other things are average.

Agreed?

I LOVE Pride.

>meek
Literally beat Palhares with strikes to the back of the head and nobody gives half a fuck. Venator was such a pile of shit, so glad they're "on hiatus" (dead)

Weak bait

>duurr it was to le back of the head xD

Stop

Why type it like that? It's completely true. Go find a webm and report back.

JUST BLEED

Who hurt you, Peru? Why are all your image posts the same five images about Canada? You obviously have incredibly strong feelings for us, maybe you did shitty work here for your working holiday and we didn't let you stay? What else could have hurt you so much that you can only think of us? I mean, we're flattered and all but we told you already we don't have a spare leaf for you.

be careful

Who doesn't about these shitty fights and can't wait till Hendo crushes bisbong's skull

Me

All you have to do to bring out the faggots of /heem/ is mention what a boring pussy dominic cruz is.

Last time I posted that webm I got banned

Cruz is the best fighter in UFC you fucking autist.

what's the line on Gastelum vs cowboy?

How come he cant finish anyone?

You're in charge of finding two free fights to hype Khabib vs Alvarez
What do you pick?

Invicta imminent

because he is high IQ fighter and understands that he can win by decision due to superior technical skill rather than trading blows with some meme fighter and risking future brain damage to impress some casuals

AXS Fights in one bong

So he's not really a fighter then, he's more of a dancer.

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>tfw we didnt get this card

AXS Fights in one bong

Just watching UFC100 again. it was actually the first UFC event I ever watched.
>Brock Mir
>GSP Alves
>Hendo Bisping
>that fucking Akiyama Belcher fight
I'm fairly convinced the promotion peaked at this point and has steadily dropped in quality since then. UFC are relying on a 7-year-old rematch to headline 204 smfh.

Alright lads, which matchups are looking to be spicy in Invicta tonight?

Aldana of course

chick figths

Literally none. Watch AXS fights.

that was one of my first "tuning into the ppv live" moments as a fite fan

still think belcher got robbed

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Invicta is always great though

um, wouldnt you just have to underhook a leg and roll to sweep that?

shes probably enjoying it desu

Don't lie.

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Tyron will wrestlefuck Wonderboy come UFC 205

who watching Invicta with me?

Goat milf fightfu laura schanko

Career ending pregnancy :(

It is though, top-tier regional promotion.

>You've been a very bad boy, user

Is Wiedman on 205 yet or is he still being a cuck

You sound excited

How are all these Invicta chicks so ugly?

I mean I know that's a casual comment, but it seems to me that nearly every female fighter in the UFC looks better than these chicks, except some of the worst Brazilians.

oh god i cant wait to see bispings lifeless corpse splayed out on the canvas again

what weight class does this guy fight at?

You havent been around enough women to know what they look like without makeup on and nice clothes.

invicta is a feeder league

anyone with any """marketability""" is getting snatched up quick

the rest are the non-outlier women who willingly choose to fight for a living. what do you expect?

Don't taint my waifu with your orange haired oompa loompa hat

WE WUZ VIKINGS

you might want to take a closer look at that hat m8

Yamasaki refs
Akiyama wins
coincidence?
flick us a stream m8

Mizugaki is awesome and he will always be my boy.

ufc.tv/video/invicta-fc-19

That's not quite true, usually they have to prove themselves to some extent otherwise Aldana and Andrea Lee would be in the UFC already
>you now remember that Lorenzo Fertitta was publicly touting Aldana as the next big thing but then she got brutalised by Firecrotch Dyke

>flick us a stream m8
get fightpass you scrub

I got emotional

cricfree
.tv/watch/live/invicta-fc-19-maia-vs-modafferi-live-streaming

This guy sounds like a strip club DJ

Have you heard Bellator's ring announcer? Dude is fucking HORRIBLE

damian maia vs roxanne modafferi would be more compellin

woop.io

I miss Lenne Hardt

>both in black/black kit

Well isn't that just delightfully retarded.

>cricfree

not
>cuckfree

>hendo gets the belt and retires
>khabib gets the belt
>maia gets the belt
>gal subs sage
>aldo gets the belt
>rhonda returns and loses

probably destroyed her vocal chords

this kills the dana

Why do people shit on Hendo getting a shot when he was literally scheduled to fight Jon Jones a couple years back

gc
haha last time an irish lad posted a link it was a screamer and I had headphones on. Bastard.

This pagan chick is fucking jacked

Watching women's fighting just makes me jealous and angry because I could literally HEEM all of them and I literally only weight 140lbs but they get to be professionals and I don't because they have a vagina and the level of skill required was lowered for them.

Cause a lot has changed since then and there are 11 people ahead of him.

Hendo deserves anyone he fucking wants for his last fight tßh.

Don't be angry just because you're a manlet, bro.

I tell you what, get hormone treatment to bring your testosterone and estrogen levels equal to that of women for at least a year, then go fight professionals and see how it works out.

will David's Daughter ever escape her father's shadow?

Then go to a gym, train and become a fighter then

>I could that with ease
What did he mean by this?

Anyone gonna jump in to watch Invicta on heemspeak?

ts136.teamspeak3.com:9695

CUNTPUNT KNOCKDOWN

No you literally wouldn't. Twerps like you would get schooled by the blue belts in my gym who only do it for fun. The fact that you think you're a man and weigh 140 lbs (kek eat a sandwich kid) gives you an advantage is literally wrong on all accounts.

mmm yess, nice ass shots here lads

W H O

norse warrior valkyrie doing work

Pannie Kianzad

david's daughter vs Mianus

10-8 round there?

She's gassed but I've got her two rounds up.

i met mcgregor tonight and said to him "round 1 you knock alvarez out" he replied "you know it" that's all i got

nah there was some good grappling which showed Green was not completely outclassed

WE ARE CRASHING THIS CARD
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Lansberg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Santos
Le Pepe

did anyone finish the pic for the last fight night after you went to bed?

I know they're not in the ring to be pretty, but which is uglier on a woman: shaved head or corn rows?

Me too but these announcers keep making it sound like she lost the first.

Shaved head by far.

Yeah actually watching that again, that was bullshit.

Shaved head by far imo, at least the girls with cornrows look like women outside of the fight.

Shaved head imo, plus you can get rid of corn rows, you'll have an ugly shaved head for months.

Aryan goddess is way hotter than the 12 year old boy shes fighting.

That spinning backfist that got Greenway taken down...

It's not a get out of jail free card, you actually need to know how to do it.

Very few girls can pull of a shaved head, but when they can.. HNNNGNNG

30-27 for the Viking.

Now that I think about it, isn't it really fucking weird for a regional promotion to fly in all these international prospects?
Especially when they're making their debut

Does Rose pull it off?

pics, didn't happen etc.

Corn rows on women are unanimously digusting

I think she'd be better with short hair/pixie cut. Honestly, girls who can pull off shaved hair are just attractive girls who can pull off most looks. I'm just a closeted homo.

...

I guess they really believe in the growth potential of their business; I think it's pretty admirable.

the WMMA talent pool is just that small

worst decision she ever made after Barry

looks like a tranny in your pic

That's what I thought, /heem/ disagrees.

Hard no.

Same, that and the quality matchmaking really set Invicta apart.
Well no, they could find absolute shitters to fill up the prelims if they really needed to.

She looks like that woman on Mr Robot in this pic

It's not that I like cornrows, it's that you can turn cornrows into good looking hair by unbraiding them.

Can't just instantly grow your hair out again.

>fighting out of dublin
>... california

BIG BITCHES INCOMING

could amateur cook make it in the fight bis?

>that bunda
>law offices of Ogle

Fucking kek

I love 145 lbsers 2bh

Depends on the school of cooking

Any good streams lads? Only got the shitty ones like cric and firstrow.

They could also cut costs even more by just doing a 5 fight card as they're only broadcast stream is Fightpass.

Well honestly Invicta is the biggest female MMA Promotion out there besides maybe the UFC (though they only have 2 weight classes) They live in this weird limbo between regional but are top tier simply because no one is doing what they are doing

youtube.com/watch?v=181ZZgv4pak

twitter.com/RockyPMMA/status/779480830817148928

Holy fuck Hendo is going to MURDER Bisping.

I'm aware of that but I still assume they've only got regional money. I don't know how much UFC pays for a Fitepass contract.

If not for the UFC Goldberg would probably be a used car saleman, wouldn't he.

Damn thats a pretty nice bunda there

This fucking bunda

these girls need to relax. ok you're lesbians, we get it.

>dark gray shorts
>ass sweat in the crack clearly showing

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>angela hill joining us via twitter
>everything
>is
>racist

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

HEEM
E
E
M

SHEEM KNEEPY

good evening, my fellow autismo strawmen

SHEEEEEEMMMMM BODY

>autism celebration

what's so great about grown, sweaty men groping each other while pretending to fight that it needs its own general?

fucking plebbitors

WAR LANKLET

@71432626

Get in my guard

Don't you have a rich fuck to escort up a mountain?

BLUR - WEW LAD

also, i thought the WEC ring announcer was dead, glad to see him alive
also 2, InvictaFC octagon interviewer is HIGH TEST

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Leibrock Lesnar

That chick she just beat has a loss to Colbey Northcutt in ammys lel

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>implying we are watching men right now

who else has a burning hatred of schaub?

youtube.com/watch?v=75xu3UA5GkI

We fucking get it already.

>This was the first Simpsons episode I saw when I got to Spain for the first time
Feels good man.

Drill! Drill! Drill!

DYKEFIGHT

>lip ring vs Rachel Maddow lookalike

Not sure who I'm cheering for here.

Me.

Who platinum here?

>That jaw

Wew

VERY jealous of Julia Jones' jawline

get a dog bro

>Forgetting to update your templates

don't you have a dick to suck syrupnigger?
basically the same shit

Love how Autistic Dan Severn is

See

Good post.

dat jaw to chin ratio

it's not that he's dumb or retard or mentally handicapped or anything

>That box face

I love it

I love it

I can't even process it.

Looks like a fucking minmaxed create-a-character

Must be those central asian genes.

Why do grown men wear hats like this?

Have we finally found someone to rival Shannon 'Ugly as' Sinn?

I wonder if she has a glass chin. Let's find out.

>tfw only gold III

Her head is literally square lmao

>pornstar name
>over-the-hill pornstar face

I'd hit it.

>with a right cross

It's like when the Japanese put a watermelon in a box so it grows into a cube shape. Soviets done the same with Julia Jones here.

does branden schewb browse heem?

Go Jones

...

IT'S THE MOST CUBED FUCKING THING

THE OTHER GIRL LOOKS LIKE A BOY

LET'S GO CUBE WAIFU

My fightfu!

Serious question lads.

Is there any correlation between head shape and ability to take a punch?

More like Julia 'Jowls' Jones

>romans and italians are the same people

lmao you're so fucking stupid

Don't be mean guys.

is megan anderson on tonight's card?

Who is this jiu-jitsu loving semen demon whispering armbar techniques in my ear?

>mean

I don't think anyone's being mean, we're mirin the next stage of human evolution.

Oval face master race here lads AMA

CUBED

the chin prevails

what a fucking can

The worst head shape to defend against the RNC

Cubehead is pretty good, the 4-5 chick didn't look too shoddy either

Got 1k riding on lansberg, cyborg is going to come in weak and deflated from the weight cut, right?

GET FUCKED BY MRS. GEOMETRY
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF

C U B E D

U

B

E

D

my fucking keks

>4-6
topkek, just hang it up lass

SQUARED
Q
U
A
R
E
D

She'd have a concrete jaw I reckon

Whoops I mixed them up I am an idiot.

The majority of head-shape talk is clearly just a meme. Oblong, Round and Oval are clearly the same thing. Diamond, heart and triangle are clearly the same thing. And square jaws are pretty easy to recognize.

G E O M E T R I C

In all seriousness, she's very cute.

But is she a G in a gi?

>mfw I just watched an eastern island head choke out a fourteen year old boy

>You can't handle the proof
Fuckin' killed me.

T R A P E Z O I D E D

/heem/ is always so comfy during invicta

stream link?

This Soest chick is meant to be hot shit

Van Cute

>marine v timebomb

topkek

Tiffany Van Soest already! Loved her Lion Fights.

It really is I love watching waifu wars with you guys

She is....in kickboxing. She has had one MMA fight before and got subbed by a chinese chick.

Those ears though.

Shiet

NEW

>fake front teeths

JUST

Long-ish cut of finishing sequence, wanted to capture the good heavy 'bows and back control adjustments.

Is Time Bomb Bilbo Baggins?

This bitch is about to get fucking TIFFED

I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH MY FINE DINNER

Autism

mixed

martial

farts

A'rr

American Bunda