/epl/

Fucking Wenger

go force another autistic poomoon general you nonce

TEH DABSIES HEHEHE TEH CARVERY SO RANDIMZ AND FUNNEH HEHEHHE xD TEH EPIC PENGUIN OV DOOOOM xD

@71438405
Yes it was. No one cares

>he actually made a new new thread out of peer pressure

Lost all respect for you now OP.

i wish but it isn't likely because he played in the milk cup

Shall we all agree right now to never use the autist's threads?

I think you'll win buddy

seems like a decent time to play chelsea

I never use them anyway lad, it's funny seeing his man city generals plummet down to page 10 every day

fuck off dunecoon.

Players can play two matches in a row though. Especially since they only have Basel in midweek, who've been in poor form recently.

Friedel
Walker - Dawson - King - Assou-Ekotto
Parker - Modric
Lennon - Bale
VDV
Defoe

you can hate spurs all you want but this was truly a fun team to watch lads. rip ;_;

>tfw used fantasy wildcard
>10 out of 11 players playing today

do you think if hiro removed Cred Forums and /r9k/ they'd leave and find somewhere else to fuck up or just stay and make other boards worse?

other boards worse, it's happened before

Daniel Taylor @DTguardian now
The rumours are correct: Wayne Rooney has been dropped from #MUFC team to play Leicester

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The latter, since that's more or less what happened the first time /r9k/ was deleted.

man utd v leicester thread

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Rooney and Fellaini dropped
Shaw not fit

>pls post in my thread

fuck you

>rooney dropped
>united still lose

can't wait for this

literally rashford valencia and herrera the only decent players in that 11 literally lmaoing at the absolute state of manchester united

Why would a snooker legend have behind the scenes knowledge of Man United's tactics and formations?

thats david taylor you idiot

>Smalling

anyone else feel worse the next day after eating delivery pizza than when you're hungover after a night out?

you cannot

Really fancy Celia Sawyer from Four Rooms lads and she's double my age

I captained Capoue on my fantasy

Really sweating on my decision lads

>Sakho

you'll be sweating til monday lad

>no captaining aguero

>not aguero
enjoy your point deficit

>everyone says drop Rooney to free up Pogba
>drop him but still play Pogba DM

What did he mean by this?

i captained mane
>screen cap this right now BECAUSE HES GONNA FKING SCORE A HATRICK

Shit, didn't mean to reply

mane is a good shout lad

That's a weird way of spelling De Gea, Bailly and Ibrahimovic but you're right, the rest are trash.

>Vardy's face when he realises he's the whitest guy at the fucking club

I hate to think what he did to his woman when he fought out they signed a guy called Islam.

HOLY FUCK IS AGUERO BACK FROM SUSPENSION?
I TRANSFERRED HIM OUT WHEN HE GOT BANNED

FUCKKK

>yfw he scores a hattrick this afternoon

>Aguero
>starting ahead of Ian Based God Nacho

yeah, the milk cup game was the last match he was banned for

domestic cups count for suspensions

both could start with no nolito/silva

if Ian had a foreign name like Iago, he'd be ahead of Aguero

New work is gonna be an hours walk away lads

so 2 extra hours on top of my working hours wasted every day

fuck this i should withdraw and stay neet

>mfw I always enjoy my club being linked with literal who's with foreign names more than players who are already in the league or who are well known outside it

I guess I'm a transfer hipster.

just subscribe to a lot of podcasts and listen to them while you get fit and slender from walking 2 hours a day

get a bike

Get a car you loser

>4-4-2
>Pep playing without 5 midfielers or without wingers
Btw where the fuck would you place De Bruyne in a 4-4-2?

Get a bike, that'll at least halve the journey.

...

Be an entrepreneur and start your own business.

>When I started my company, I had nothing. Except a Dream. And £6m.

>thinking in terms of rigid formations

this is going to be a good day of footy

ahh yes just coming off of neetdom i can definitely afford driving lessons, tests, car and insurance right now
>podcats
literally never in my life i have no idea what they even are
actually valid suggestion, will probably do after my first paycheck

You don't have to play 442 to start both you mong

>In the Premier League era, six teams have never been relegated: Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, Liverpool, Manchester United, and Tottenham Hotspur
Which of these teams do you reckon will be next to get relegated

My heart says Arsenal, but it will probably be Everton

This. I'm going freelancing right now. Just a nightmare trying to find the time and energy while working full time.

>literally never in my life i have no idea what they even are

what the fuck lad, are you some 40 year old NEET or something? everyone listens to podcasts nowadays.

just look up podcasts for whatever it is you find interesting.

depends how long Mouyes stays in charge

>tfw leicester paying $6.50

is there seriously no public transport?

Everton

I could see a cheeky Chelsea relegation if Abramovich were to drop them quickly at some point and they had too many troubles off the pitch to do well in the league

Truly a self-made man.

rashford is much better than martial tbqh

not him but any suggestions beyond football weekly?

I need a good political/current affairs one

everton, liverpool and spurs have gone the closest so one of them

Nope 24 but never had any interest. Just listen to music but I'm in this weird situation right now where I have no music on my phone and I'm not able to add any

JRE

Need Man United and Dortmund to win and all my teams (#TeamJezza included) will have won

Logically? Everton.
Based on history? Chelsea.
Ignoring Everton, who else? Liverpool.

Probably

1st. Everton
2nd. Liverpool
3rd. Arsenal
4th. Chelsea
5th. Spurs
6th. United

Though, if we pretend FFP actually works, then Arsenal are only behind United in likely.

>Need Man United and Dortmund to win
You're already halfway there then

>I'm not able to add any

I'm sure there are buses to the other side of the city but considering I won't be paid for a month I won't be able to afford getting buses every day

>I'm not able to add any
what

none of them will ever be relegated again

is fabregas starting today?

Chelsea finished lower in the league last year than Liverpool have in over 40 years.

>

get a bike?

dunno about politics, but pretty much every premier league team has at least one decent fan podcast, particularly the really big clubs.

Basically anything Monocle24 produces is great

Rooney not starting

Do United have a chance?

Their issues are still quite not solved, I can see a 3-2 lestah win tbqh

Thoughts?

I lost my phone on holiday, restored from iCloud to the new phone when I got back but iCloud doesn't save music

the laptop that I have this account tied to I can't use it because the charger is fucked

Can't buy a new charger because no money. So everything rests on me working this job for a month, getting my first paycheck and then my life can significantly improve

Just stipulate in your contract that they send a car to pick you up each day.

In terms of average positional ratings. Everton are lowest, followed by Liverpool, then Spurs, then Chelsea, then Arsenal, then United.

If we include the last 5 years, then it's pretty much the same.

talking about the time that liverpool almost went into administration lad

>charger
don't they sell them in poundland?

>liverpool

errr mate Liverpool haven't been relegated in over half a century

Can we just take a minute to laugh at Derby?

>2 goals

Take up Jogging

You can also get Government funding to buy and bike and the money comes out of your paycheck till its paid off.

Dortmund won last night you dope

Literally just realised I was posting this in /epl/ shit I thought I was in /brit/

HAVE MERCY FRIENDLY CUSTODIAN GENUINE MISTAKE

Gonna be a good day lads!

are you a bit slow m8?

>tfw no gf

for laptops? no. laptops all use completely different chargers and this HP laptop uses a very particular one I have to order it online for like £20 it's proper cunty. super annoying because it's the 3rd time I've broken one and had to do this

I guess you are a tory

I just have both tabs open right next to each other and wasn't paying attention

a-anyway football lads hehe. Looking forward to watching Lester smash mouyes today

That's wrong but ok

Man, that sounds super annoying.

lel

ARE JEZZA

Can we please stop calling Mourinho Mouyes?
Moyes was a great headcoach who was tricked into captaining a sinking ship.

>it's ndrrzjijg
?

Another day, another loss :)

Moyes has done nothing since leaving Everton

Ruined a decent Man U side alongside LVG, was terrible at Real Sociedad and hasn't really improved Sunderland

but the united squad is still a sinking ship. period

Moyes inherited a ManU team filled with players that were past their prime and only got 1 year to fix everything.
The fans literally traumatised the poor man.

My mistake. Swap Liverpool and Spurs around.

They haven't won anything in that time span either iirc

Ahh shit i know that feel. I've had to get the DC jack repaired on every laptop I've ever had.

haha lads

>Ruined a decent Man U side
>Decent

Even as a hardcore ABL, even I know that's fucking wrong. They've been refballed to several CL's trophies.

They just won the League, sure they where past their prime but not 7th place passed it.

they only won 1 CL pal

They had just won the league at the time mate.
Decent, not amazing, not shit, decent.

Don't think anybody else would've won the league in fergies last season

Sunderland

So did Chelsea in 2014-2015 and they didn't even change their coach the following season.

You can't expect someone to fix a team in a few months, that takes time.

He's wrong, but not the way you probably think, Shitzien.

1st: United
2nd: Arsenal
3rd: Chelsea
4th: Liverpool
5th: Spurs
6th: Everton

So, yeah, in terms of average positions, Liverpool are down there. Seeing as they fell out of Top 4 when Suarez left, then out of Europe altogether last season, if we follow their current pattern, they're due to finish 11th this season, though highly unlikely, as even a shit team like Liverpool can't finish below 6th, or at least shouldn't be, with no European football drain and £100m+ investment this window alone, to make £700m in the last 10 years.

>Roonaldo dropped
>Mouyes ranting in his programme notes

Utd are finished kek another new manager and 300m spent next summer

Do you think they gave him enough time? I mean, I know you're expected to make a positive impact immediately, but do you think he would have been able to fix the team given more time?

you're a fucking idiot, they won practically every trophy a ridiculous number of times within that timespan.

Place bets on next headcoach.

My money is on AVB

You now remember a past-it Essien playing for Madrid.

>>Roonaldo dropped
I expect some funny stories about Mourinho in the media byy monday.

Liverpool spent second least in the league you ass blasted abl

This man did an even worse job than Moyes.

what a time that was to be alive

as right back

What else can you play? 3-5-2? I doubt that Agüero or Nacho can play on the wings. And that would be a total waste either way when you have proper wingers like Sane on the bench

Chelsea's situation was completely different to Moyes. Player revolt along with Mouyes completely losing the plot in the media was the reason behind that.

I agree Moyes didn't get enough time or support but he also wasn't a great head coach, he is a good manager for stability but not for winning trophies.

Yes LVG was given too much time, worse than Moyes, spend shit loads of money and alienated the team. Also had the most boring football style to grace the EPL in the last few years.

If we followed patterns like this, then Arselel who finished 4th in 2014, 3rd in 2015 and 2nd in 2016 will be champions this season. It doesn't work like that.

Besides, Liverpool don't have distractions in Europe so they can focus on the league. More so if they get knocked out early in the cup competitions.

Steve Bruce with Wes Brown assistant

Ancelotti desu

Warnock

>Ancelotti leaving Buyern
He's actually in a league even he can win

First of all, no they didn't.
Second of all, even if we play by your fucking "m-m-muh net-spend!!" meme (something everybody shat on Arsecuck fans for claiming to be a reason why they're shit), then that doesn't stop the fact that Liverpool splash obscene amounts of cash on players, dice roll, and hope that shit sticks long enough to make it worth while, then ships them off to relegation fighters for money back.

Why would he leave Bayern?

jesus I forgot how bad match threads were

That's what I said, didn't I? As for patterns, Arsenal's only pattern is they'll scrape Top 4, go out in first KO stages of CL and they'll get massive injuries that end any chance of winning the title.

Liverpool, however, have not improved like everybody claimed they would. They've gone backwards, not forwards. If I was an Arselel fan, I'd be happy that the last three seasons Wenger has actually spent, has shown improvement (Forever 4th + Cup, 3rd + Cup, 2nd). If they can get 1st, I don't think they'd care. I think most Arselel fans would trade a CL win for the EPL thou.

>not enjoying being an ABU for 90mins

Come on Fitty, lad.

They're okay for small matches.

Liverpool have improved under Klopp though. If they can get their defence in shape top 4 will be guaranteed. Now that Brenny is gone and they actually have a decent manager (in fact the best since Rafa), they're moving forward again.

I disagree, they're just a glass cannon team with opa geggen pressing style.

they should have left him in charge for this year too, then replaced him with a guy like Tuchel or Berizzo

So still better than what they were under Brenny after Suarez left.

Burnley 2 - 0 Liverpool

lol have you even watched a Liverpool game?

they're clearly, visibly, objectively better now than they were when Klopp took over, and even a lot better now than they finished last season.

Perhaps, but under Brenny, they finished 2nd, then 5th. They finished 8th under Klopp.

We shall see, shan't we? If they don't get Top 4, then it's a failure.

>support your club since childhood
>see them get relegated over and over
>nearly relegated again
>start playing well
>top of the league at Christmas
>surely the disappointment must come soon
>actually win the league
>in tears
>see the team bus go through the centre of town
>Jamie vardy gives you a wink and mahrez is laughing behind him
>new season is starting
>hard to get tickets to games because of the sudden popularity of your team
>get a ticket to the Man Utd game
>sit down in your seat
>look to your left
>all chinks
>"COME ON RESTER!"

FFs lads

you're a fucking idiot m8

Liverpool under Klopp are a possession team that counter presses when they lose the ball, but obviously you've heard all you need to know about Klopp from his time at Dortmund so it must be identical at Liverpool.

So far this season they've conceeded 5 goals in their first two league games, and then after that they've been far better defensively and conceeded a goal each at Tottenham and Chelsea away, and Leicester at home which was a complete fluke goal. How many teams this season will keep clean sheets in those games?

Klopp would've finished 1st with Suarez, not 2nd.

>so it must be identical at Liverpool
That is how he played with Dortmund for good parts of the 11/12 season though.

Klopp managed to drag Dortmund into a relegation battle in a 2 team league

He's right in that Liverpool are still glass cannons though.

what's the best British baked treat, lads?

THE MOU ERA IS STARTING

Why isn't Schmeichel playing?

Popularity is both a blessing and a curse

Congrats on winning the league though

Groin injury

cherry bakewell

>united winning
Is this going to be one of those days where nothing fun happens?

Important poll

strawpoll.me/11291099
strawpoll.me/11291099
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Important poll

>Leicester

Earth could still magically implode

It's alright they've all put Man U shirts on now and are shouting UNRITED!

>Man U literally raping Leicester
Are memes dead?

>4-0
Fucking hell

>Pogba memes are dead
There goes this comedy gold meme

>Even Pogba scored
Fuck, Cred Forums going to be mad as fuck all day now.

Pogba didn't Dab guys

The meme's are over

Game will end 4-2. Pundits will praise Lestah's underdog spirit. We will all pretend they have a chance at a top finish because it's good for the leauges brand.

If Rooney scores I'm going to fucking kill myself

>Check /r/soccer for the webm of goals
>They're all making dab jokes
Fucking hell, identical to this place.

How did arsenal manage to draw with these shitters?

You've answered your own question. But if you want a deeper one, they have no good strikers and Lester learnt from their losses last year.

Wow, so it was literally 100% Rppney's fault that they were playing so shit

Yup

my.mixtape.moe/lburbk.mp4

and he will start the next league game kek

You don't think Mourinho will learn from this?

just watch lad

COMEBACK INCOMING

well 4-0 is twice as dangerous as 2-0

Will Liverpool ever comfortably beat a team they are expected to comfortably beat?

I'm 99% certain they will drop points today.

4-0 win

>Will Liverpool ever comfortably beat a team they are expected to comfortably beat?

4 days ago

4 days ago

>cup game

WHO CARES

*carves*

Dejan Lovren is missing for Liverpool with a viral infection. Ragnar Klavan comes in to replace him at centre-back. Loris Karius retains the goalkeeping position while striker Daniel Sturridge is left on the bench.

>Daniel Sturridge is left on the bench

>mignolet

If he plays he'll get injured

don't think he's fully fit, he only came back to full training on thursday

ah good move then

eton mess

...

But when we do it it's funny.

It isnt

>the danny drinkwater in the NT meme is finally over

Farewell, son of a bitch.

Mignolet is top 5 gk in the league. He's better than Courtois too.

>Garth Crooks
>Former Spurs striker on Final Score
Posted at 15:53
>Wayne Rooney has far too much to offer Manchester United to be on the bench for long. United are in the Europa League, have a league challenge to mount and the FA Cup to compete in. He also has a crucial role to play in the dressing room as both the United and England captain.
When will Rooney's friends in the media fuck off?

...

post yfw Heung-Min Son wins the golden boot

Anyone willing to explain the carvery meme, i didnt really follow /trans/

why Llorente is so handsome

That lineup is peak Garth.

LALLANA IS GOD

Waaaaaa

will this week finally kill the everton meme

signing of the season

BASED SUNDERLAND

GET IN!

HAWAY THE MOYES!

Is the league, dare i say it, ours?

KIMMICH BABY

...

>MOYES

>Most clean sheets is 2 this season
why can no one defend

>the splel

HAHAHAHHA

THEO WALLSHIT

>buy David Luiz for 34m

in a market where
>Mustafi went for 35m
>Bailly went for 30m
>Matip went for free

>Kante single-handedly won Leicester the league they said

Black Ji Sung Park

I thought Kante was good lads

>chelsea will challenge for the title they said

You can only post ITT if you are unbeaten in the league

Not so fast everyone but Spurs and City

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Oh god. Arsecuckanal won. Gonna be fucking flooded with the fucking scum. Wish they were all perma range banned. Gonna be fucking misery.

City won. Liverpool have best attack in the league. United are up and running. Chelsea are still finding their feet. Spurs have the best defence.

It literally is going to be

1. City/Liverpool
2. City/Liverpool
3. United/Spurs
4. United/Spurs
5. Everton
6. Arsecucksanal

Yet Luiz was the best player for Chelsea. A lucky game where Arsescucks played a new manager a new team, at home, with jammy refball as always (they've been awarded THE MOST penalties so far in all comps, at 4 (FOUR) and they've missed two (TWO)).

Watch the "IT'S OUR YEAR LA!" then Shitka gets banned for being a slav chimp, Ozil dies or plays shit like he has been since half way through last season and the 2 entire seasons before that (most of it injured LOL), Sanchez will get his legs broken.

Iwobi won't even be a one season wonder. Gibbs will suck at left midfield (though he's the one I like the most out of the team as England need a left midfielder and Gibbs is actually good, but senile old cunt Wenger won't play him).

Jammy as fuck, Mustafi is exposed against any proper coherent attack; see Liverpool or even fucking Forest.

can't argue with this lad

is son good now or what

Fucking full scale salt mining operation going on here.

>Liverpool have best attack in the league

...

Messi-tier

So mad
>talking about refball after all the shit Chelsea get away with v arsenal over the years
Kys

>cahill talking smack on BBC after the game

I know this is bait but Mustafi didn't even play against Lolerpoop
it was the might CB pairing of Holding and Chambers.

is Courtois just a Simeone babby?

>liverpool
>winning the league

>is Courtois just a babby?

yes

>Mustafi is exposed against any proper coherent attack
>see Liverpool or even fucking Forest
what

he didn't play against Forest either who didn't even score

/r9k/ was deleted before and the old news board which was the closest to Cred Forums was also deleted and people just spread from there to other boards. If hiro really wants to get rid of them he would have to keep the board alive but stifle it by banning certain discussion and filtering their favorite words. That's what drove gamer gate supporters from Cred Forums to Eightchan's Cred Forums. Hiro doesn't mind Cred Forums though. He has probably accepted the site will never generate any good money regardless.

pick one

>then Shitka gets banned for being a slav chimp
What?

It’s clear that Mourinho over achieved with this team when we won the league. No other way to describe the decline in basically the exact same group of players. We used to play cohesive albeit defensive football and you had an expectation when you watched Chelsea. Whether we won or not we would be hard to beat now I don’t know what to expect. Concede three of the softest goals and don’t even register a shot on target until late in the game. Honestly I think an overhaul is what is needed. This isn’t me being reactionary to the results today but rather looking at the team performance since last season. We need allow Conte to rebuild from the ground up and bring in players that will suit his system fully. Otherwise just very disappointed, I wasn’t very excited before kickoff and my fears were realised. Second half was better but by then the game was already gone.

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656
>Rowan O’Connell, 23, was hit with a fine by magistrates today over the sick outbust following the death of Mzee, 18.
>O’Connell took to social media website Reddit, where he made baseless allegations, labelling Mzee a “good for nothing, spice smoking, Toxteth monkey”.
>O’Connell, of Back North Crescent in Lytham St Annes, Lancs, pleaded guilty to sending a communication of an indecent or offensive nature at Sefton Magistrates’ Court today.
>Nick Archer, defending, told the court that O’Connell experienced a strong backlash from the Reddit community which resulted in his employer’s Facebook page being flooded with derogatory posts.
>This in turn led to O’Connell losing his job, although he has since managed to find other work.

HAHA BRITKEKS

haha nice to see a fellow reddittor in the wild!

wow, another win for City

AND it was another thriller

Hate to be one of those fans but when you're so far above the competition, the competition becomes boring

All City fans have to look forward to this season is Champions League

also, pls read my blog
poleaboo.wordpress.com/
poleaboo.wordpress.com/
poleaboo.wordpress.com/

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT give it the light of day

Get in here lads

I'm genuinely in disgust

Ok fuck this.
30 year fan here, it's about fucking time some home truths came out regardless of those in apparent denial.
We have issues at a far deeper level than just the squad, this goes all the way up to the board, I swear if Abramovic is even considering letting Conte go at all this season then I would rather he just walked away from the club himself, this is not a Conte issue, this is an issue with awful transfers and negotiating skills from the last few windows, bar a few great signings such as Kante and Costa we have wasted tens and tens of millions of pounds on absolute SHIT such as:
Baba / Alonso - Shocking, just shocking, the value of these two combined, speechless!! Alonso was exposed tonight for what he is, utter wank, people need to say it how it is, was obvious this was another bad signing.

Luiz - Ridiculous panic signing for a blunder prone oaf who we managed to get a good amount for previously.
Pato / Falcao - Snakes imo, Falcao was finished as was obvious to see, thanks Jose! Pato was using us to try and get a contract in Europe elsewhere and get better cash.

Miazga / Djib - even though we've sold Djib these two are just joke signings.
Pedro - just not good enough.
These are just examples of how far we have gone wayward from good deals.

The board went into this last summer KNOWING we had massive fucking issues in defence, who had we scouted last season during these times? Why not a plan b or c? Not just a last minute alonso / luiz signing thanks. We can't just hope Zouma is back to his best and the Christiensen will want to be here next season.

cont...

I need an opinion from the neutrals. Why is Cahill playing? it's like Brani last season, you have this clear issue in your team and yet the manager doesn't drop the player. What am I missing?

*replies*

Alonso Terry Zouma/Christensen Azpi
Should be the back 4
Permabench Ivan and Gary

CHELSHIT BTFO

Thibaut can just fuck off, we lost Cech because of this mouthy little belgian prick who's overrated as fuck.
Ivanovic, sorry but you can't just play or not slate someone because they've done a good service to the club, him along with cahill need to be let go, just as you or I would be if we were so bad at our jobs.
Costa, he will leave next summer and it's going to be heartbreaking, he has been amazing and very professional in his media conduct, surrounded by absolute clowns yet still tries 200%.

Hazard, not world class, nowhere near consistent enough.
Willian, all he does is try to take on one player then attempt a cross, awful.
Bats and Kante, amazing signings, nothing else to be said there.
I can't even rant anymore as I'm typing this angrily, we will be lucky to make the top 10 this season at this rate, barring a miracle window in january (lol!) we are going to be fucked for signings in the summer. This won't go down well with a lot on here but I needed to get it off my chest, the club I've grown up with has massively lost it's way.

Is this fucking pasta?

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker 1m
A stunning MOTD. Here's the running order: ManU/Lei, Swa/ManC, Ars/Che, Liv/Hull, Sun/CP, Boro/Tot, Bou/Eve, Sto/WBA. @BBCOne 10.30

>ManU/Lei and Swa/ManC above Ars/Che

>the nigger from Napoli turns down Chelsea
>the good brazillian nigger defender turns down Chelsea
>a bunch of spanish niggers CB's turn down chelsea
>a bunch of italian whiteys turn down chelsea
>end up with Luiz

Irrelevant. My point is a proper attack that knows what it's doing AND isn't constantly switched around (Conte changed formation and should have done after 2-0 down).

But I'm not surprised the

>b-b--but U21 defence!! :((( Liverpool suxx!!!

Nope. You just got fucked. Liverpool's only weakness is terrible defence. But here's the killer. Arsenal's strikers are S H I T E. Look at today. 3-0, when they had like 10+ on target. Wallflop fucked up, Sanchez did too, their fucking fans BOOED Xhaka for not shooting. But what should I expect from people who called Mertesacker 'BFG' for months, making him incredibly depressed until somebody explained to him it wasn't an insult. So Xhaka is going go "fuck they're booing mewhen I touch the ball, fuck them" like so many other players have done. Watch the Forest game, Bendtner and Hayden both HATED Arsecuck players.

It's the point of attacks which aren't cobbled together and basically having to treat the matches as friendlies as it's a new manager with new players and even more new players. Hard to fint eh best team.

Guy has literally one of the worst disiplinary records. 73 fouls commited in Bunda (for a fucking MC), 5 Red Cards (FOR A FUCKING MC). If you go on last season alone, he got 3 (THREE) Red Cards and 6 (SIX) yellow cards. For a fucking MC. He isn't fucking Viera.

So I think we can all agree that Leicester, Chelsea and Everton are all definitely 100% not going to be in the title race.

City could run away with it but otherwise, Liverpool, Arsenal and Spurs are all looking pretty good. United are shaky but if they play to their potential they could make it interesting.

At this point it's a 5 horse race.

You now remember Anthony Martial.

Aspie--Terry-Luiz-Zouma-Alonso
--------Kante---------Fabregas
-------------Hazard
------Batty--------Costa

3412

1. United thrashed the champs 4-1. So they deserve to be first.
2. Man City are undefeated, so their 3-1 win is also deserving of the place.
3. The fact Liverpool/Hull isn't 2nd just proves the favouritism to London teams when everything else should be equal.

>no keeper

absolute madman

(you)

They are all shit anyway, might as well go #yolo

>world class

Fucking this. The club is on the verge of becoming a fucking joke. Like all memes aside, a serious fucking joke.

WW@

Turn off your proxy

>favouritism

oh shut up, arsenal v chelsea is a bigger fixture than liverpool v HULL and you fucking know it

>Why the hell was cesc fabregas picked over Oscar when we conceded none because of our midfield and fabregas did fk all in the leicester game during 90 minutes ? And that too against their B team

You now remember when Chelsea fans wanted Fabregas to start over Oscar.

arsenal chelsea behind swansea city is mental

'bigger fixture' is irrelevant, Liverpool played the better football and it's more entertaining than Arsecucks being refballed into Top 4 yet again.

Personally I would have done

1. Lester/United
2. Liverpool/Hull
3. City/Swansea
4. Arsecucks/Chelsea

you first

>'bigger fixture' is irrelevant

It's literally not though.

Oscar been shit for a while
At least with Fabregas he could produce some magic especially against arsenal

>be me
>have Aguero and Costa
>mmm which one do I captain

kill me

>27 points with 9/11 already played

>replying to copy-pasted r-ddit posts

This game had nothing to do with Fabregas and all to do with the absolute state of >our defense. It's impossible for the front lads to do anything when the defense lets the opposition run straight through every time they're on the ball. It's mentally exhausting for the entire team when every chance nearly results in a goal. Everyone except Costa looked like they had given up before the game even started.

>Everyone except Costa looked like they had given up before the game even started
I want to appreciate that Costa tries to lead the team but he looks so silly, I can't take him seriously.

>not captaining aguero every single week if he's fit

I did put the quotation marks around it. It isn't bigger. The order shouldn't even come to which club has more JF ''''''(((((supporting))))''''' the club. By your fucking logic, United should be 1st every single weak. The show is to show highlights, it's on late at night, so the most entertaining should be on first. Liverpool fucking pwned Hull Shitty 5-1 (Arsecucks could only manage 4 lol), which is more than 3-0 against a disorganised Chelsea side.

Your 2016/17 PFA Player of the Year

the goat?

rashford was always the better player

not bad

>nissan game of the day
>liverpool vs hull

Can I switch to Liverpool? my flag kinda looks Irish

welcome aboard

>azzar

That's some weak fucking shit. Is Contre really that overrated? Does he just not know how to train his team to play without 3 at the back?

>Arsene Wenger inflicted Antonio Conte's heaviest league defeat since October 2010, when he was manager of Siena (3-0 loss to Empoli).
>Chelsea found themselves three goals down at half-time in a Premier League game for the first time since May 2012 (v Liverpool, 4-1 FT).
>This was the first time since October 2012 v Manchester United the Blues had conceded twice in the opening 15 minutes of a Premier League game.
>This is Arsene Wenger's first win over Chelsea in the league since October 2011 (drew three, lost six).
>Chelsea's first shot on target came in the 82nd minute.
>Hector Bellerin has provided more assists than any other Premier League defender since the start of last season (six).
>Theo Walcott scored in consecutive Premier League games for the first time since May 2013 (three in a row for the Gunners).

>Arsenal's best striker is fucking Walcott

Struggle for Top 4 confirmed. Bellerin, Ozil, Sanchez and Xhaka die, then it's over

it wasn't 3 at the back until the 2nd half

>Xhaka
He's not even a starter

Conte : "We are a great team on paper, but not on the pitch. but the pitch is the truth"

Exactly my point. He's a good player and he doesn't even start. Wenger is senile.

>We are a great team on paper
lel

Wenger has been senile for the last five seasons.

>Cred Forums still claim hazard is better than Alexis

>Cred Forums still has audacity to compare Fabregas to Ozil

le one good game every month man

>Cred Forums still doesn't recognise 30m for Mane was a bargain

le one good game man is still better than le no good games man

But >we are. Loads of quality players, yet literally no ambition or interest from them to use that quality.

You are utterly delusional if you think that Chelsea on paper are a good team after what we saw in the past year. No one looks at a defence with Cahill and Brani in it and thinks "oh, this looks good on paper".

living in the past m8

Just got back from the game lads, haven't seen the scores, did Arsenal collapse again?

Chelsea is shit. Only half decent CB is Zouma, only good fullback is Azpi, midfielders are trash(Matic will never get back to his 14-15 form, Fabregas is inconsistent as fuck, Kante will never get back to his 15-16 form), Willain is overrated as fuck and has shit end product.

Only good players are Hazard and Costa. Maybe Batishuay in a couple years will be decent.

Emphatically, it was inevitable really

Yes. They missed like 10 easy chances.

Can someone translate Sakhos snapchat about not playing into English for me please

Remember when people were saying that Pearson should get the real credit for building the title winning Leicester side?

most impressive teams in the premier league so far this season

1. city
2. liverpool
3. arsenal
4. spurs
5. united
6. everton
7. chelsea

Just got back from the united game
Leicester fan, sitting in the home end (borrowed a mate's season tickets).

I have honestly never seen such plastic fans, and I've been to away days at Chelski and Arselel.

The people in front of me were literally Chinese tourists. The people to my left was a posh cunt from London and his Swiss friend, who spent the whole time idly chatting like they were in a cafe.
The crowd was absolutely sterile and dead. No chanting or singing, except about a couple of times City for some reason (talk about obsessed...). the emptyside has better atmosphere.

It's the most plastic club I've ever seen. It's like the fans don't understand the etiquette of supporting clubs. They booed *everything* Leicester did, there were weird banners hung permanently around the stadium, people left 10 minutes before the end when their side was winning...

post a screen

>chelsea shit
>leicester shit

If it wasn't for Pep City it would be all >muh istery fags domination. The memes are nearly over lads T.T

A-at least >we might become a comfy mid-table/top 4 contender again and stop having to deal with all this pressure every year.

Mou was right.

Would fuck all of them t b h

good lad

Wasn't it Pulis or Big Sam who said they built it all off his work and Pearson deserves full credit.
Tbf he did beat Qpr 5-1 in his last game but still

Most young women these days have literally nothing exceptional or original about them. Blindly follows trends and fads. Literally making the "women are all the same" meme become reality while complaining about being objectified. Guess what cupcake, you wouldn't be seen as an object if you looked and acted like a subjective human fucking being instead of copying your girlfriends to a tee.

>Azpilishit and Davshit marking the same player
>relying on a winger for the last line of defense

Migs > Courtois prove me wrong

>these days

>>>r/the_donald

"red pilled" faggots that hate women because mommy didn't give them enough attention aren't welcome around these parts.

>luiz ball-watching instead of marking his man drawing asspie in
>this is somehow hazards fault

Frigg off

Chelsea can be good again if they do a big purge

>Israel
>Responding to this

Like clockwork.

I don't hate women, I dislike what a lot of women are doing these days. Their mindset is all wrong and contradicting and being a man has never been more frustrating. You just don't meet any interesting women anymore, so many of them are just plain fucking boring these days.

According to who? You're not old enough to know any of this first hand.

All Belgians are overrated trash apart from KdB and Alderwerield

How did you get all that information from an image of a bunch of chicks taking a photo?

Taking a selfie with the lasses doesn't suddenly turn a woman into a raging whore.

>b-but muh perfect pure western women are being corrupted by the jews, why can't I find a shy innocent 10/10 qt3.14 gf?

>telling a stranger how old he is

According to me you fucking idiot. It's just MY subjective opinion, doesn't mean I'm right or that everyone has to agree.

You've said before how old you are.

And I'm just wondering how you came by this high opinion of the women of yesteryear desu.

what makes you interesting?
your subversive opinions on an anime forum?

Not his fault but he could've done more, defending is a team effort if you see someone completely unmarked at that level you probably should be doing something about it, not waiting for the worst and then trying to fix it.

>he doesn't take Cred Forums memes seriously

Court was Simeone's Captain tho, back in his Atletico days he was GOAT.

When will United get hid of Rooney?
He needs to retire before the fans start hating him

Simeone just made him that good
Same with Oblak that's why he choked the CL final last year

that whole post doesn't make sense

When will United get rid of Rooney?
He needs to retire before the fans start hating him

How the fuck do you just MAKE a goalkeeper good? Theres coaching and stuff, but your position is cemented, you're not going to just magically become better at doing the same thing under a different manager. Goalkeepers have one purpose no matter what the tactics are.

>that staggered line
nice rugby team la

Watch ur mouth you little girl.

Las Palmas Manager IN

>Guess what cupcake

Don't think they make fedoras your size

kek shut the fuck up man

Been having a rough day lads, post something to cheer me up please

We will be dead soon

No, other than that

*dabs*

...

Just came back from the pub after finishing exactly one pint, all by myself. I started to feel dizzy because of all the noise in there (have a big hangover today) and the only words I said during my entire adventure was "Hey", "I haven't touched a drop, like seriously" and "I'll have a beer thanks". Also got caught staring at a 4/10 chick because I was so bored I got caught up with studying her, and as I got caught I finished my pint in one big gulp and walked out of there like an absolute dick.

In this moment I am autistic. Not because of any phony special snowflake complex or OCD, but because I am socially inept.

Blogposting to keep the bread alive so pls don't get upset.

>all my mates are watching world cup of hockey, none of then even watch football (soccer)
>canadian football team, meanwhile, sucks
>canada doesn't even really have a league, we just use the US one (mls)
>even then, the mls sucks
Life is terrible

Fantasy teams suck.
>mfw i left defoe (13) off and ibrahimovic (2) on
>mfw i put on fuchs (0)
>mfw i left jakupovic (0) on and took cech (6) off
>mfw i left huddlestone (0) on
>mfw i left ivanovic (0) on
At least de bruyne and lallana made me look ok

...

That's nice, thanks mate

...

Reddit eleives it is the fault of david luiz.

Protip:it is the fault of ( in order):
a)Ivanovic

b)Cahill

c)kante

Luiz is the only one who made the correct maneuver.

*believes

>le run away from the ball man

all luiz is doing here is keeping the second attacker onside

>Brenny turning Dembele into the next Suarez
hes too good for liverpool

The first step of dismantling a counter is to press the midfielder who is making the forward pass, lets assume my midfield has been caught up the pitch, now the question arises as to who among the remaining backline is going to press the player to either win the ball or force a wide pass too early into the move( & therefore at a greater distance from the goal)

Even after using this principle a further insurance policy can be employedto to keep a man extra in the backline compared to the no of attackers in case the press fails.

a)Ivanovic makes a tackle on sanchez & starts retreating, kante is a bit behind ozil & therefore Cahill should have his body & momentum towards his own goal ready to defend in case ozil is played through by sanchez, instead he just stands there.

b)David luiz is doing this correctly as he saw walcott is running to his side,& has his body momentum to prevent walcott getting through as his run is from deep & cant be played offside.

These 2 actions lead to a split of the CB's which is very very bad, & this happened simply because sanchez is in the middle of the pitch & can play a pass to either side, cahill instead of communicating with ivanovic that he should move ahead & press to force sanchez to pick a side tries to do it himself from too far .

Seeing that cahill has held his line , kante does the correct thing & stops to maintain the line , but a key point here is that whenever the free man(sanchez) has escaped the press, & the defensive line cant press, its better to retreat because the 'central' defender( as in the solo defender between his two defensive mates , in this case cahill)cant come through to press sanchez in fear of leaving a gaping hole in the center of the line since the two side defenders have to keep their momentum towards the goal.

>tips fedora

everton have been more impressive than united, phamily

Does anyone else find the Goal Rush thing from Premier League Productions annoying as fuck?

why's it annoying?

Makes it difficult to get into the featured game when you're just waiting for

>and now let's switch to the Britannia WHERE... the shot's been blazed into the stands

If it was just the goals, maybe it would be okayish, but I'm just finding it irritating when they cross over to other games for inconsequential shit.

oh was thinking of something else. yeah the redzone style is a terrible idea for this sport

>tfw comfy Championship games at the Olympic Stadium next year

Denying the fact that most men, including us, desire female companionship is expected of a kike like yourself.

>implying cooking, cleaning, homemaking, sex and babies aren't the only sources of worth a woman has
>implying women are interesting and have real hobbies that don't involve their looks

Have fun with your used goods.

this is the worst sunday of all time for the top 4 leagues

>one shit game today
>one shit game tomorrow
fuck off FA

whoa we've got a bit of an alpha here lads

Blame sky

>Chelsea finish outside the top 4
>Hazard, Costa, Courtois leave
then what?

Sonaldo

abramovic leaves. chelsea are finished. relegation.

sounds good

wew lads

Get a fucking grip m8, you just don't meet any interesting women because you yourself are an uninteresting loser. Why would they even want to meet you? They might actually be actively avoiding you, now that I think of it.

>responding to MRA spastics

They said the suffering ends

They were wrongq

Who /thatliverpoolfeel/ here?

United and Liverpool are too big to be relegated.
All of them look safe for the near future, but I reckon Everton because they've come the closest (17th)
Or Chelsea since their future is a bit unsure right now.

ur thoughts??

Costa leaving is the only really downside of that. Hazard is basically at the same level as Zaha bar that season where he got to score all chelseas 1,000,000 penalties while Courtois is a lanky lazy shit

Palace are looking quite good, wouldn't be surprised if they had a meme season like Newcastle did when they finished 5th

>hull have joint fewest bookings but highest number of red cards
wew

TLF

I`m starting to think its the players fault and not the managers. First mourinho and now conte. Only way chelsea get back to the top is if roman opens that oil rig

tears

potentially good europe games this week
>Dortmund v Halal
>Monaco v Leverkusen
>Sevilla v Lyon
>Leicester v Porto

>Arsenal v Basel(English killers)
>Atleti v Bayern
>Gladbach v Barca
>Napoli v Benfica

nothing good in europa

>How the fuck do you just MAKE a goalkeeper good?
You have a good defence that reduce the number of shots and forces bad shots, and then you work on being sure your goalkeeper is always focused so he doesn't do dumb mistakes.

Just got given a 50 pound note

How jelly are you?

The labels are titled differently from what the title and the words say. For example first one is "percent of sexually active women" but the title says "more likely to be infected with sexually transmitted diseases".

krasnodar v nice
shaktar v braga
zenit v az
fener v feyenoord

imagine a team scoring 3 goals in 9 games

well you don't have to imagine any more!

derby county exist!

>Getting embarassed by the joke that is Arselel
Is Conte already finished? I hope so, he could be good for Chelsea.

When (if) he will drop Cahill things will drastically improve.

>selling Lukaku, De Bruyne, Mata, Sturridge and Bertrand

who's the mong in charge of chelsea's transfers?

mourinho

Sturridge is probably on Di Matteo, he preferred to Bertrand over him in the CL final.

Who can he replace him with?

What happened to terry?

Ivanovic, Chalobah, Chelsea loanee #3424, Papy.

Terry is injured, hopefully he will come back for the next game.

The Papy signing has to be one of the strangest signings ever. Almost Bebe to United levels of strange. It's not like he was a young talent either.

They are all shit though

Ivanovic is worse than terry

>I sell here, Sir, what all the world desires to have - POWER

That's why one should never take those pictures seriously.

united are back lads

3 set piece goals against the champions

>Denying the fact that most men, including us, desire female companionship is expected of a kike like yourself.

Literally never said this.

Nice 20+ year old statistics though. The women marrying their only sexual partners are probably too repressed to admit to being unhappy or having depression, out of fear of their father and husband beating them.

My personal theory is that Mou wanted Stones, Chelsea couldn't buy him so they got a stopgap, Mourinho hated him, and then he entered theloan cycle with no hope of playing for Chelsea ever.

>Ivanovic is worse than terry
He just has to not be worse than Cahill.

Michael Hector too

1 > 5 > 8 > 4 > 12 >> the rest

Papy isn't in the loan cycle, they sold him to Sunderland for 8 (EIGHT) fucking million pounds.

I meant Cahill of course

How the fuck do Chelsea get so much money for their unwanted signings.

Granted it doesn't always work out (De Bruyne + Lukaku).

Money laundering

>not rating 6

bad lad

It's ridiculous.

50 million pounds for David Luiz

HOW

PSG are retarded

and so are Chelsea for buying him back

>Papy isn't in the loan cycle
He entered it when he was loaned in January.

It doesn't even matter if he's a worse defender, he just has to not pass the ball to the other team strikers when they are going to be 1 vs 1 with the goal keeper-

>Chelsea loanee #3424, Papy.
Chlesea aren't going to recall players, they never have. The board makes the calls on players, Conte can't just say 'I played FM last night and I could recall a GOAT regen when my defence went to shit. Do that, yeah?'

Maybe I'm misunderstanding what you mean by loan cycle. I assume you mean the cycle where a Chelsea player not able to break into the squad is constantly sent on loan until he leaves Chelsea.

If you mean that, then Papy has already left Chelsea permanently, after only being loaned for half a year.

>the largest denomination of his currency is 50

He could have asked to not have a defender loaned though.

By loan cycle I mean that once you are loaned you will never play for Chelsea.

>He could have asked to not have a defender loaned though.
That has nothing to do with your original point. Loaned playeers and someone sold are not an option. You only have Ivanovic because
>Chelsea
>Playing youth they haven't bought for double digit millions

>That has nothing to do with your original point.
My point is that Chelsea could have kept one of the defenders they loaned, namely Miazga and Hector.

quite surprised chelsea didn't keep cuadrado

>Kevin De Bruyne's hamstring injury will be assessed today by Manchester City. Player hopeful he will only be out for a couple of weeks

hope he fucking dies desu

Same, Conte rated him a lot, not buying him was apparently one of the reasons that made Conte left Juve.

one of the others was not buying iturbe KEK

>mfw he's out for a month

Conte is awful at knowing what players to buy desu.

>go on loan to Bournemouth
>make 2 appearances
>leave

How shit must you be to not even get into Bournemouth's squad.

>Loaning someone better than your own wingers to a better team
Worse than Juve paying Pogba's agent/house desu.

Too much money spent on buying refs I guess

Cuadrado was wank at chelsea

stop stealing my images and filenames knobhead

they'll still win most of the games

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery lad

those are some tricky games

DLDLDLD

The exposed poop month, can't wait.

>fake fitizen is back

Then was good at Juve. Hmmm.....maybe they should have given him some gametime instead of inisiting on fucking WIll.i. only good at freekicks.an and Eden 'Only on Form when Barca is watching' Hazard every week.
Even if he does play poorly SELL HIM, don't give Juve a great player in his prime for pennies.

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it's actually my filename and I give him full permission to use it

>pep v pulisball
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LADS

neck yourself you cunt

You lot shit on Chelsea wingers but their problem is their midfield with championship tier players like matic

WWWLWWL

don't be jealous that I can make witty filenames and you can't

cheers lad

Best be moved to a monday night

The problems imho are
>cahill & ivanovic making the defence shit
>matic being too slow and sloppy
>willian who doesn't offer anything going forward
I would also play Hazshit in the middle, I don't rate him as winger.

But Matic is the best defensive midfielder in the world, he's better than Busquets la

Because Chelsea's wingers are shit, one static, dogshit midfielder doesn't change that. Kante, Oscar and Fabregas (when he plays) are fine.

so it's clear that Conte has no clue how to utilise Kanté - he wants to play him as a holding playmaker instead of allowing him to fulfil the box-to-box interceptor in which he flourished last season. Kanté's stint at Chelsea isn't going to work out.

Should Leicester try to sign him back in January?

he was for a season you mut

it's clear he was the 2nd choice to nainggolan

Germany have great CB depth

>Boateng
>Hummels
>Höwedes
>Rüdiger
>Mustafi

>Stones
>Smalling
>Cahill
>???

Did Chelsea ruin Kante or was he just overrated?

he was overrated and now he's being played in a different system that doesn't suit him so a bit of both tbqh

I don't think banks accept them anymore

>Rüdiger

he is a system babby

Chelsea didn't need Kante, they already had Matic for the 'useless at anything but defending' role. Sure Kante is a huge upgrade but Chelsea didn't sell Matic and kept him.
Now Conte has to make use of Kante and is foolishly forcing him to make risky passes, which he is AWFUL at.

see long and the short of it is Conte wants him to step into the shoes of Pirlo or Makelele when Kanté is a very different player. Chelsea are a possession-based team and doesn't suit Kanté's playing style

is that rare?

defensive midfielders are overrated anyway

Who gave you one?

>banks don't accept money

why do losses in football make you want to punch everything

I severely want to murder every little cunt on Cred Forums laughing at my team

you all need to fuck off, you have no fucking clue and you're just perpetuating memes

>torino v. roma

don't mind if I do

>Conte wants him to step into the shoes of Pirlo
Dude

If you're not a criminal, used car dealer or Mike Ashley.

Lunchtime sunday italian football is the best

>tf
Even though no one on Cred Forums cares, I still feel like shit

instagram.com/p/BKwJH_dh4vj/

This. Roman saw a little 'underrated' (if everyone fucking lauds the guy he's not undderrated) nigglet and thought 'NEW MAKELELE LAD'. In reality Kante's only got two brilliant traits intercepting and stamina. How bloody useful for a team that holds the ball, passes to Hazard so he can dribble to the corner flag then pass it back.

ah the hart-szczesny derby

weird, €50 notes are very common

it's a meme you drip

Don't accept £50 notes for some reason anymore, better just being devilish and buying a bar of chocolate to break it and watch some dick emptying the till

Who /Einstein/ here?
Nice of Mou to take our advice and drop Wooney.

Things are just cheaper here

>tfw love doing the opposite, and pay in small coins

bruno peres returning to his old team

interesting lads

Not really

Is there a PL game tomorrow?

was what I said not accurate?
Conte is desperate to have him fill the defensive playmaker void

yep

the incredible burnley against the unstoppable watford

Born too soon to explore the galaxy. Born just in time to experience the dab era.

Süle is better than Rüdiger

new

burnley watford

gravelthroat v pozzo money laundering scheme

It's never too late to enroll lads!

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Super''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Sunday

Burnley - Watford

Literally not true. I could go down the bank right now and put it in if it werent a bank holiday

watford have been entertaining this season M9

bumley watford is a championship game really though