FC Barcelona vs Sporting Gijon Match Thread

Subs:

4 I. Rakitić
6 Denis Suárez
8 Iniesta
13 J. Cillessen
14 J. Mascherano
17 Paco Alcácer
18 Jordi Alba

>Messhit

its on the picture

The picture says Rakitic and Iniesta, they aren't playing

Ray Hudson is a top lad

We rugby now

>lel stegen

most hilarious handball of the year

How the fuck is that not a penalty?

how to the fuck this is not even yellow?
>uefalona

>barcelona without messi

How would a goalkeeper's handball ever result in a penalty?

why would a handball outside the area be a penalty?

Hey, how is everyone doing?

It can't be a penalty if the goalkeeper uses hands.
Should have been a yellow though

he's the keeper, he can't grab it outside of the box, it's a penalty

hahaha, wtf manolo, stop it with the drugs

>outside of the box
>it's a penalty

are you listening to yourself?

But the offense happens outside the box, it's freekick

Are you genuinely retarded?

Decent game honestly in that it's not a one sided beatdown. Could easily see Sporting take this one.

Suarez has been really quiet recently, haven't seen him do much at all

Good, how about you mate?

Don't make up your own rules

but he's the keeper for fuck sake, he can only grab the ball inside the box, it's a penalty because he grabbed it OUTSIDE of the box

who /asturias/ here?

pretty good, first barça gamethread I follow this season
>manolos in charge of common sense

I dont know if I hate Barcelona or Real more, at least Real doesnt have so much refballing and their star player literally babysit

whats the goatest spanish team, bilbao?

I feel like you're baiting?

Ok

>but he's the keeper for fuck sake
it doesn't matter if he's the keeper or he's the pope, if it doesn't happen inside the box it can't be a penalty, are you retarded form birth or did your mother drop you as a baby?

Bit of a dead gamethread desu, no GOAT

Even I'll probably tune out soon

how do you pronounce gijon

gijon

SAUREZ

always do in this situation, it gets me a huge amount of (you)s

SUAREZ

hee-hon in spanish or shee-shon in asturian

>Gijón (/hJˈhɒn/, /hiˈhɔːn/ or /xiˈxɔːn/, Spanish: [xiˈxon]), or Xixón (Asturian: [ʃiˈʃoŋ])

hihon

hee-hon

like hee hon but if you have a sore throat

TSUUUAREZ

Good on you

what are you gonna use all those (you)'s on? are they gonna give you a job for them?

no one cares about asturian go back to your mine

not even asturian

le donkey FC

aint it gee—ron or gee—jon

the only decently dressed man in the pic just scored (besides the goat)

Le no penalties catched man is in Barca now?

the fuck you talking about

>that Mortal Kombat bracelet on Adriano

kek

too many sudacas in this team if Im honest

>at least Real doesnt have so much refballing
Are you serious?

Let the guy be. He just likes to be noted in an anonymous imageboard. There's nothing wrong with that

>Genuinely world class
Don't exagerate.He is a good patch.Barça will probably sign a new RB the next year

>Sergi is actually a pretty good right back
Who can stop us?

>at least Real doesnt have so much refballing
What did he mean by this?

Sergi Roberto's crossing is top notch, almost makes me not miss Dani Alves

>aint it gee—ron or gee—jon
the english "gee" sound like in "jesus" or portuguese "jogo" doesn't exist in Spanish

>in attack
Just look at Rafinha's goal

>they're the best players

makes u think...

>whats the goatest spanish team, bilbao?
1 Bilbao
2 Villarreal
3 Betis
4 Espanyol

actually, there is something wrong in deliberately acting like a retard online to get attention

if you do that, you should kill yourself

we know this since last season

>4 Espanyol

Holy fucking shit, I had my doubts before this thread, but now I can say for sure that the retarded niño rata that has mysteriously appeared since about four months it's the stupid "argentitian" madrid fag with a proxy. Not even the most virgin, neckbearded spanish would be this retarded when it comes to football. Don't you have a Kyoanus cartoon to watch, you amerifat mongoloid?

>almost makes me not miss Dani Alves
After 2011 Alves was shit.Literally a rock could make it better than him

Next year we will be unstoppable la.Mr chinck is going to invest 300 M EUROS in 3 years.We will City'd the crap out of Barça.JAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>mfw everyone around me talks about the Premier League team
>I give them a cheeky smile and say I support Barca

He was shit in 2012-2014 but he had two very good seasons recently (and he's been good for Juve from what I've read).

I actually feared that would happen but after watching the shitty players he bought this year I'm not scared anymore

they might even get relegated this season

what a rebel

>300m in 3 years
The top teams are spending over 100m on transfers every year and they already have world class squads. 300m in 3 years will never allow a shit team to catch up.

Where I live there aren't too many Barcelona fans, most Americans/East Coast people watch the Premier League... I know Barcelona is a huge team all across the world but there are people that don't even know what teams jersey I have on when I go out

>but there are people that don't even know what teams jersey I have on when I go out
and I hope it stays that way

It's a different story where I live on the West Coast. I've seen a ton of beaners in Barca/Real Madrid jerseys and hardly any epl.

Whites and Africans gravitate towards Premier League teams
Hispanics gravitate towards Madrid/Barcelona from what I've seen

say something lads

>paco alcancer

everyone is watching the Premier League games

I love you Sergi, you are fucking brilliant

plus your gf is hot as fuck

DOUGLAS

OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR HAS ENTERED THE PITCH

>Douglas subbed on
inb4 0-3

she's a Jewess too

patrician taste

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called it :^)

I bet she forced him to cut his foreskin

shame paco didn't score

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he did good though

NERMAN

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Nerman is best

>Sergi Roberto is now the top assist maker in La Liga
APOLOGISE

Since the last game, Nerman and Rafinha keep insulting each other the whole 90 mins.

Lipreading them has been fun, they probably hate each other's guts by now.

cant say I blame rafinha tbqh

it's probably friendly banter

they posted a pic together not very long ago

I saw that, but I dunno.

What they say seems a bit heavy for friendly banter.

>Gijon

Good city
Great memories

carvajal has already lost his rb spot in spain's nt

>Since the last game
they've been like that since rafinha came back to barcelona last season

can TSUUU stat pad to the top?

bbc.com/sport/football/spanish-la-liga/top-scorers

it's friendly but you can see there's always a bit too much physicality when either one scores and the other slaps him on the head

youtube.com/watch?v=PAFE6O6IsNE

wow that retard is really happy with nermans shirt

its friendly banter for sure. have you not saw when neymar said "era pra ter cruzado" and right after "vai tomar no cu, filho da puta" laughing?

its all resenha.

it's with neymar and turan that i'm worry about.

they clearly don't like each other.

arda is too muslim and nerman is too christian

never noticed any problem desu

nerman is catholic

insulting a brazilian supporter with a "100% jesus" bandana isn't very christian, is it?

that supporter insulted him first

all christians are sinners from birth

>nerman is catholic
I said he was christian

one is 100% jesus the other one 100% muhhamed

this guy gets it.
Allahu Akbar brother

Tell me one top player that would be willing to sing for Espanyol even if the team has the money. I'll tell you. NO FUCKING ONE.