/bet/ - /bet/ - /bet/

Guys can I get some MEME MAGIC for Liverpool and Everton to score pls.

>Man Shity

Aguero. 1/8. Will send you all fivers when I win the hotshots.

Will remember this.

Also NEED Crystal/Sunder goals

ALEX MAIER FUSSBALLGOTT

Wtf I love Frankfurt now

Time moving so fast

>tfw gyno.

Just tape them down with medical tape

>tfw Socrates and I have so many things in common..

>He had wide-set, bulging eyes that darted sideways and enabled him, like a crab, to see not only what was straight ahead, but what was beside him as well; a flat, upturned nose with flaring nostrils; and large fleshy lips like an ass.

>He doubt le short black man with a cool head in the box

>tfw gyros

Odd post this

Where is the best place to wank?

>Bayern

Into a girls mouth

On the moon. No air so you get the autoerotic asphyxia and the much lower gravity will allow you to shoot your wad for fucking miles.

>autoerotic asphyxia
tfw no femdom gf

pouille

Want death

Swansea SW @8

Need Everton score AND one more goal by Sun/Crystal

>he didn't get on city at HT

kek

> being a submissive

sensing a lot of repressed emotional trauma

what's the best bet for arsenal/chelsea?

BTTS?

>repressed

0-0

Gibraltar SUCH a fraud. Literally just some sad little call centre worker living in his parents' home in Doncaster and regurgitating Gibraltar Football Talk previews to make himself seem like a Gibraltan. V V V V strange little man.

>hass tipping invisible lines

Any value in Arsenal v Chelsea game lads?

>We believe

draw la

>I am sure they are ready to continue winning spree with great team-spirit.

>We believe Lions will struggle this season and will most likely end up in the bottom 3.

>I
>We

V v odd persona

hass, you tipped an invisible line and your game is even

Never seen /bet/ this dead on a weekend

Thread architect here, one of the others hasn't been posting recently. Hard work to prop /bet/ up all by myself

UAC Tipping Group are smed on Sektzia Nes Tziona -1.25 @2

albania/bessus pls

TFC ML and o3

Gionvinco is BACK

>don't bet the first few weeks of college handegg
>make picks anyway out of habit
>crush it
>bet 8 games this weekend, considering a 9th
>expecting to lose everything because that's how it works
So far so good, though I don't expect it to last.

We would never tip such lotto shite.

>lotto shite

Clueless. It's a WORLD bet. How did your premier league accy go today pmsl? Don't worry, I'm sure mummy will give you another fiver to play with next weekend. Tears!

This is why you were never allowed in Albania. V v odd man.

absolute fucking tears lmao

Real Madrid -1.5 is SURELY value

Albania fuck off you DAC little cunt. The worst thing is you're not even trolling and you ARE on this bet and because misery loves company, you're trying to trick others to get on too.
Get back to the phones you ugly prick or your commission for the week ain't gonna cover your therapy bills.

NA BEAT invitational later

Infamous @1.40 ML (vs Team Freedom)
Team NP -1.5 (vs FDL)

anyone thinking anything about these games?

>@1.40 ML
pmsl

Terrible post.

it's free money desu.

And i think it'll end 2-1 so I'm not taking -1.5

>Implying wanking isnt a sport

Last year champions Lincoln lost last week to Europa FC 0-2 in Super Cup. Best player in Gibraltar Liam Walker has left the club and it affects team confidence. They have been used with their real artist Liam Walker in the midfield, but he is not there any more. Yes, Lincoln is still favourite in the league but Total Under 4 line is worth to try here.

Lynx FC (finished 5th last season) are a team that always begin the season in full flight but slowly run out of steam. Perhaps also a change of manager to brighten up things in the camp should be considered although, as we already know, the president loves his manager. They signed few UK players, alongside Argentinians and Brazilians they already have.

First game in he league for Lynx and it’s a team that can defend, they are playing carefully against Lincoln and Total Under 4 is worth to try here.

real madrid -1.5 is value

absolute fuckin TEZ if you're not on

e-sports ruined /bet/

prove me wrong

How would I prove you wrong when you're right? E-Sports and Aussies are cancer.

YOU ruined /bet/

e-sports is the easiest fucking money i've ever made

tennis is the easiest fucking money i've ever made

Icelandic Handball is the easiest money I've ever made

cutting Hass' hair is the easiest fucking money i've ever made

charging on tipstertube was the easiest fucking money I've ever made

who /UAC/ here

>arsenal to win
>spuds, city, liverpool treble
>tons of e-sports

literally up about 15% of my roll today

still got TONS of bets to play

>lots of NCAAF starting soon
>real madrid -1.5 looking #safe
>esports later

feels good to be me

might start tripping to post some tips if you guys want?

>
>arsenal to win
>spuds, city, liverpool treble
>tons of e-sports

>literally up about 15% of my roll today
Yes please trip up so I can filter you.

>might start tripping to post some tips if you guys want?
No thanks

>real madrid -1.5 looking #safe

SUCH odd timing

>up about 15% of my roll today

You're only up $15?

PMSL

Will Albania EVER win a bet?

>hating on people being UAC

come on guys.. don't hate me cuz u ain't me ;)

cheeky ;) pints on you tonight lad. oi oi

You are really turning into an endearing young man. Enjoy reading your posts most of the time now, keep it up x

kys

forgot my trip

Seek a female companion.

do you record match betting on your spreadsheet?

>Not one mention of the darts

@71452159
(you) farmers are getting cleverer but surely people still see through this

In reply to 71452218:

I'm being serious pal

Gambling just not healthy

Being a virgin isnt healthy mate

Seems like you're not getting enough Vitamin D

Fuminig at Arsenal. Didn't bet on them but 3-0 is absurd. can't WAIT for the derby

also, ncaa plz

What's the bet tonight, lids?

Agreed

Louisville -19.5 first half is THE BET

las palmas to win

Vila Nova SW - LARge

on

mad men

>being too dumb to google 'humidity'

>humidity
These are players playing in one of the best leagues in the world, most of which have been playing in these conditions for a number of years.

down BIG

>humidity
These are players playing in the most elite league in the world, most of which have been playing in these conditions for a number of years. They can handle the humidity my pseudo friend.

>Vila Nova
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

identify yourself

absolute TEARS

utter utter

>Goalful MOTD coming up
>Dominos ordered
>Shower taken
>Now browsing /r/relationships

who /comfy/ here?

-8 South Arkansas Abstract Expressionists is the bet

have sex

>non ironically watching MOTD

dull man

wew

I'm making an exception for it today, some goals in it

wew 2.0

Pls post these with non American odds

Unreal free money there.
Assume it is Bovada or some murican only site though.

this. I barely understand the value in them

...

...

...

so simple. its based off a 100 dollar bet or win. +140 = 100 to win 140. -300 = 300 dollars to win 100 dollars

Tenpted to bet on trump to bring up Monica Lewinsky

...

holy fuck this is free money

>crooked hillary
>bigot
>deplorable

...

>Either candidate says Mexico @1.6

Mortgage on

WTF surely this is free money.

So +140 = 2.4 and -300 = 1.3 ?

Imagine being part of the campaign/the person who writes the speeches.

I'm sure they get paid well enough and don't have to resort to penny punting.

Max lays won't be much and doubt you can make an accy

>Russia doesn't respect us yada yada yada
>Illegal immigrants from Mexico
>in b4 he doesn't say any of this

Max you can win on these is $25 unless lines shift btw.

Any sites to bet on spreads of player's points, assistance's, jumps, etc (for basketball) or player points for handball?

I'd be small on Clinton to NOT say bigot desu

whats your reasoning on that?

>le bookie shill

what bookie is offering these debate bets?

wish bet365 did.

I feel that her calling Trump a bigot is too personal and direct insults are not common in presidential debates. Clinton's too professional to alienate voters that way.

>Clinton's too professional
>hillary why the hell am I not 50 points ahead clinton

sure she is

Does her calling Trump "Bigoted" count as saying "bigot"?

I can see "Trump is a bigoted man/Trump has bigoted views/Trump surrounds himself with bigoted people/Trump is bigoted against [x]" but I can't see "Trump is a bigot"

Love having a good chuckle at Hass' politics posts

she just has to utter the word

Not the best example you could've used. She called out VOTERS by calling Trump supporters deplorables a couple weeks ago, she won't make the same mistake twice.

Pioneros -0.5
@2.0
is the BET

LSU vs auburn under 46.5

league?

Mexico

ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE ON INFAMOUS ML (vs team freedom) @1.40

no way they'll not win this

got the fuckin mortgage on this pmsl

>Hass 'feels' something about politics
brb calling my bank manager

Also reckon Clinton could very well bring up Paul Ryan and talk about the disunity between him and his breed of Republicans and Trump.

I reckon she won't.

Is that handegg or what?

dota

nope, some obscure esports
team infamous is some dota 2 peruvian team

Not even if she brought up Trump's tax returns?
>team freedom
>handegg
I see the connection pmsl

+3 South Arkansas Registered Sex Offenders is THE bet

TEARS if you weren't on Linares

TEARS if you weren't on North Kansas Baroque Violists

>mfw somebody tells me they bet on Crolla

No one answered my previous question

Do you account for matched bets in your spreadsheet?

>INFAMOUS M
oi is this legit

yea the games been pushed back til 2am (2 hours from now)

it'll easily win

memes aside refs have called no flag on ejectionable head hits from auburn on LSU, fix is in

Everyone needs to stop posting and make an effort to have sex

You most of all.

What do you mean by 'matched' bets?

Betting on something then laying it

So you don't mean matched bets then pmsl

@71458347

Won't give you anymore (You)s pal

@71458458

Have sex please.

Go back to your student money-saving blogs pmsl, have this (you) for the road

I dont understand how men can be gay. Men just dont have attractive features, when i walk around, most men are just ugly bastards.

However, women, breasts, curves, hips and the arse are just amazing. its truly beautiful and i understand why so many artists draw nude women.

The average male is less attractive than the average female however the peak of male aesthetics is objectively better looking than female.

>the peak of male aesthetics is objectively better looking than female.
You are objectively wrong. I must conclude you are a homosexual.

I dont understand how men can be straight. Women just dont have attractive features, when i walk around, most women are just ugly cows.

However, men, abs, biceps, shoulders and the jaw are just amazing. its truly beautiful and i understand why so many artists draw nude men.

Strange strange thread.

Im not though. Im just not a tryhard.

You dont need to be all "ooh tits and arse XD" to be straight.

Straight intellectual men are attracted to the female essence anyway not just their body parts.

You literally swallow cum 24/7. Don't you.

This. If you can't appreciate a nice feminine penis you're probably gay, sorry to be the one to tell you m8

I swallow my own sometimes cause my gf likes to see it, no one else's though.

So many closet gays. No wonder no one tinder posts. Grindr posting is a thing now.

Some BIG sense being talked right now. You boys know who you are. I applaud you.

P-please be a joke. No one here is gay right? Like actually gay and not being an edge lord. Not sure I can attend the/bet/ meet up now.

>tipstertube.com/profile/jokerpaidtips
>JokerPaidTips
These guys can't be serious

is not a 'le big booties' mindset, dont downgrade it to that.

you can appreciate your 'feminine penis' m8

>Not sure I can attend the/bet/ meet up now.
Why else do you think we're all so keen on meeting other young men from the internet?

im not saying men can't be feminine and everyone has to follow 'bro culture'.

every man has some estrogen in them. But if you appreciate a 'nice feminine penis' you are probably gay

The whole point of my post was that body parts are mostly irrelevant to high IQ people.

stanford -2.5

LARGE as you LIKE

got the fuckin mortgage on this pmsl

the fact that you call yourself 'high IQ' shows your a faggot.

any sane man understands that people are bound by uncontrollable circumstances.

You might be slightly smarter than the average joe but you cannot attribute your achievements to your individual merit alone.

its your race, culture, your parents, where you were born, religion and so many other factors that attribute to who you are today.

you can't seriously think you have a better job than another man just because you are smarter. a lot of your future is already pre-determined by your circumstances.

see

ON

odd post this

its not odd at all.

it is, you are either memeing or have no idea what you are talking about

Strange man. Don't use this as an excuse for you only being able to pull 3/10s

go back to fucking broken sluts on Tinder you odd little man

Will do. Have fun fucking your 300 pound whale """"intellectuals""""" Pmsl

Tbqh, liking girls seems like a pretty gay thing to do

Can tell this lad does gender studies at uni. Disgusted. Spat out my tobacco.

my gf is very attractive pal

Reminder "love" is just a distraction on your journey towards death age nothing really matters.

PLEASE have sex.

Okay pal.
You need to have sex

@71459801

Get laid

Found the webm I was looking for but it has sound. i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474170332046.webm

Had sex with a chubster off tinder last night. Feel terrible even now, she wanted to cuddle all night and kept trying to get me hard the whole time even after we fucked a few times. In dire need of advice

Looks like Euan's graduated from Cred Forums to /r9k/

...

>being an arse man
>being a boob man
>not being an essence man
Why would you care? It's a funny story to tell, that's all

>only 3-0 in Q1
worried desu

You are getting sad now mate.

PLEASE have sex. PLEASE.

>as i say that UCLA socre touchdown
WAKE ME UP

trust me

just chill

Trips of truth.

Very strange responses

S E X
E
X

H A V E
A
V
E

PLEASE
L
E
A
S
E

Can't wait to tell my form class about this haha. Teacher asks us to tell the class something funny that happened that week on Monday. Lads are gonna love this.

there are people who have posted in this thread who LITERALLY are attracted to women

You should print out a copy of your spreadsheet pmsl

A pretty face and a nice pussy are all that matters desu.

Obviously a nice ass and boobs is cool too but pussy and face far more important.

You guys need to realize no amount of charm or wit will ever help you get a girlfriend. It's literally all about FACE, FRAME, and HEIGHT. Either you are genetically attractive, or you are genetically unattractive. There is nothing you can do to change this.

If this was true then ugly guys would never have gfs. You are an idiot.

If this is true then how did your parents meet?

>stanford will never score

Have faith desu.

You must believe.

Am I being memed?

Show me a picture of an ugly guy with a girlfriend then

>UCLA score a field goal
Fuck this im out

Need one more Louisville touchdown

Paddy have just lowered the odds on a Stanford win after UCLA scored.
Is there a worse trader?

It's fixed

Teaches me for believing in memes

told you

Get in Lamar Jackson you fucking unit

Don't really have to show you a pic of your parents pal.

Any worthwhile UFC matches coming up?

not really, all brazillian fighters heavy favorites except for nelson
>betting on army -13
JUST

Up spastic

just put the kids, wife, and house on the main event to not go the distance.

Really though, Paul Felder vs Francisco Trinaldo to not go the distance is a decent enough price.

#on

>Paul Felder vs Francisco Trinaldo to not go the distance is a decent enough price.

Have you ever seen either of them fight?

What a strange little man you are

Wtb?

Under on nelson/silva, trinaldo to win, cyborg/lansberg under as well

Down spastics

>pic related

Sorry for making people money.

Good pick lad, close fight but sucks for felder though
Made a good 50 quid on trinaldo winning

The fight got stopped cause of a cut, it was otherwise going to a decision but alright.

Any tips for NFL tomorrow?
I will be watching the Vikings game so I was thinking up putting a cheeky 10 on the under

Thanks based eire.

>that stanford td will cover a -3.5 now
pmsl

Felder is too afraid to pull the trigger, Trinaldo has power and probably could have subbed him at one point on the ground.

Fortunately some of us here can spot value, it can be hard to acknowledge defeat though.

Up outrageous sums from this call after getting on it late. Well played.

>Fortunately some of us here can spot value, it can be hard to acknowledge defeat though.

You're such a moron, but even a broken clock is right twice a day. Enjoy your $20.

Gone with that and Cowboys spread. DOES NOT LOSE

...

Taking bets on Passive-Aggressive Irishman vs. Salty American

You to have sex in this lifetime @5000/1

>Adding more salt
This is why heart disease is the number 1 killer in the US

You can't win every argument, especially when you make the wrong call on the bet. Don't take the loss too hard, pal.

XD

>nelson koing late in 2nd round
>bet on under 1.5 rounds
JUST

BTFO

I would pick myself as the winner, but I obviously know nothing about combat sports.

underrated post

we need this to be the title or photo next thread

You're winning this comfortably pal

You can be the cheerleader.

Did anyone lose money on the stanford vs ucla game?

espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400869121

Luke Zimmermann
@lukezim
Stanford were 3.5-point favorites at Bovada

thats a bad beat

see

strange trip

anyone that lost money on this match is a spud. a lid posted a MORTGAGE tier bet PMSL

The call made here was to go big on the Stanford handicap, so the majority should be up.

any j-league bets?

looking at overs on kawasaki

bets of the day lads?

chargers

But they won?

ON large

>mormon qb
Good luck faggots

>look at the scoring summary.

stanford scored a meaningless td as times expires to go from a fg up to 10 points up. without the meaningless td ucla would have covered

Is anyone going to stay up for the wawrinka vs zverev/thiem vs pouille matches?
everyone here bet was on stanford, and the line moved to stanford -1.5 before kickoff
don't think anyone got btfo today

Probably not, but wtb?

No prestaking for me, going to sleep soon and wake up at 3/4 am to watch it live
Wawrinka is in good form but he's playing in germany so need to watch it live, should be a 2-0 for stanimal though
Thiem should've lost to simon but he choked while serving for the set, pouille in decent form as well
Muggy accy is definitely thiem+wawrinka ml

It's in Russia m8, the country Zverev betrayed. I'm on le Zebraman but it's Wawrinka's match to choke away

definitely need to go to sleep so I can wake up with a full brain, >the city of me
for some reason, I thought st petersburg would be in germany from the name alone
medium on wawrinka ml, small on thiem ml to prestake, maybe reback when it goes live

I think Wawa's being overrated because of the US Open win and recent form

>I thought st petersburg would be in germany

>BRITISH EDUCATION

WHERE ARE THE AUSTRALIANS

howd you end up doing? did well on a parlay and Standford ML

Busy making $100 that i lost yesterday

Where's the German bro?

also, what is the most tragic case of variance catching up to people?

can any germans give input for the shalke game?

might go hoff -1 but scared about the capabilities of shalke

>betting on schalke games

Bet o2.5 in both bundes games

Better off going with overs

how about DC hoff?

following a 10-1000, this mug made it to 800 last time and stopped.

i feel guilty its on reddit but its for fun

When you bet for fun you can't lose xDDD

PMSL ver true going unders 0 2.5 dont see shalke scoring at all

Never reply to me again, clueless plebbit scum

i wont go on reddit again. please forgive me ;_;

>Didn't get on Vinci @2.2 despite having some faith in it
Remember, proactive >>> reactive

I lost a third of my bank in a week lmao

Thinking that I step back a month it's not so bad I guess

Always happens when I reassign my bankroll management

PMSL have sex pls you scurvy little man

P.S

/bet/ of the day is Cologne SW @2.30

Who /bacon&eggs/ here?

>Cologne SW
not sure m8

i hate laying teams that has been underestimated

decent, but as an Australian i prefer woodonga cakes + bacon + eggs

can't help but think bournemouth are one of the most likable clubs in the epl

>eddie howe
>mostly english players
>plays good football, unique among the bottom 10 clubs.
>climbed from 4th division to epl
>still has working class heritage

EnvyUs +1.5 - Mousesports

FREE MONEY, BOOKIES ARE SO CLUELESS ABOUT EMEMES

that's cause its lotto shite

>watching j league
>black player on one of the teams
He must be one of the five blacks in Japan.

Plenty of brazilians in J League.

you should do standup

Who shit in your knickers, moor?

Sven was a good sport. Why can't you be?

>csgo
>not lotto

no thanks

Too much on Valencia.

cash this out then?

I take that back. you wouldnt survive a night of it

Is romansergio the hero we need?

Dire dire thread since I left it

Up too much.

TORAS TIP UP

>That has to drain out anyone mentally and physically

zzz

You can make money simply buy betting Massive on toras' tips before it crashes, then cashing out

also,

BASED envy tip. its locked now for sure

>tfw you can't remember what it feels like when you win a bet
like trying to imagine what sex is like when you're a 30yr old virgin

But they crash within 5 minutes of her posting them.
Bookies follow her for sure.

>simple

Nigger, that shit is retarded.

>Clinton's too professional to alienate voters that way.

HAHAHA joke of the day right there.

envyus map 2 @1.66 is a lock

yep. if you bet too much on her i feel like there will be a wave of limited accounts.

there was article i linked before about how bookies track everything they can with meticulous effort.

anyone following toras is already red flagged, including myself.

/bet/ is one of the best betting groups because is so diverse. they will find it hard to track down though IP or even betting patterns because there's so many random bets.

is zyzz based?

Where can I find toras tips

TT?

>20 minutes in
>not even a shot on target
toras pls

It's a rule when you're running for office to never insult your opponents supporters - she broke that rule. She came out and apologised for doing so and therefore she acknowledged that she had made a big mistake. That's my reasoning as to why she won't be calling anyone a bigot tonight.

>tonight

>her
??
also where did it came from, i don't remember it being around a couple months ago

>get lost you barely sentient goat
This bants.

agree completely. "bigot" will only worsen the democratic party's troublesome shift to the "far" left.

If the democrats dont win this presidential election they are in DIRE DIRE trouble because they dont control many seats or governorships in states.

They also have had a minority in congress and that other parliament.

the democrats simply cannot alienate more of the central voters, or the right leaning centrists.

ok, blessing

strawpoll.me/11298953/ .

Am I the only one who doesn't find his posts funny but just cringe? Joe and the boys are not laughing.

Lol no we don't

Doing the goal dance

Hilary or Trump to say "Wall Street" is free money. I wish there was an o/u market desu

>Toras tip goal disallowed
Why

Are hyper tourneys worth it as long as you play "perfect" ICM? Edge obviously can't be that big, but surely there are enough players at the medium stakes with a weak push fold game?

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

>Inter

Have you ever been to Japan? There's loads of Africans in Tokyo.

ok liebs

liebs?

Wawa pls dont let me down.

>cashed out literally 5 seconds before the second goal because it was on a JJK DA
KILL ME

>Toras
>Euan
pmsl

Asia so tough

Asia is my playground.

That's my line pal

I'm not your pal, buddy.

HAHAHA EUAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

Couple of my boys might be interested in meeting you outside Chelmsford station if you keep up that attitude friendo.

Joe?

Fuck you Wawa you stupid piece of shit.

>tfw Joe and the boys will never spitroast me

Is he playing badly? It's only the first set, pal.

REBACK
WAWA

NO

#ON

>Inter will never score
>Sparta will never score
>PAOK will never score
why live?

Why have you stopped tipping on TT?

should i give my gf the discord link PMSL

How active is the discord lid?

are you stackgainer?

Vikings +6
Browns +8.5
Raiders -1.5
Colts -1.5

Get on lads.

Don't need anymore people.

Some slag I follow on twitter had this bet hahaha

Not sure why she puts footy bets on but there you go

Wow, rude. Is that the thanks I get for all I've done for /bet/?

Damn.

From BBC live text
>Bo: There's nothing good about any new stadium, they're soulless arenas for mediocre minded, middle aged fat men in football shirts.
Thought that was a Goff post as I was reading it

I wonder if miserable middle aged men from previous eras said this about new stadiums back then too.

>tfw no hobbies outside of gambling

Popped a bet on Schalke or Draw at half time and I think I fucked it

New stadiums are generally shit.
West ham, Arsenal and city have all struggled to create an atmosphere now.

NEED Feyenoord FH goal

Thanks based /bet/ting gods

>being a centrist makes you 'normal'

chuckling heartily at Goffy here

>this Ventspils lineup

PMSL

LOL wow, its really bad eh?

REBACK STAN WAWA

>bookies where you cant check max bet

so so annoying

Gf just asked me why i keep pointing to my head ffs

why havent UAC tipping group gone large on this? it exactly the kind of bet they love

Ventspils don't actually look bad on stream, Rezekne aren't exactly great, fitness will probably become an issue later on and current line of +2 is just begging for a refund

I have twenty five pounds on so I hope it doesnt lose.

>that first half

UAC UAC UAC UAC

TEARZ IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIZARD..

On my knees for Nancy or Nice FH goal

>tfw my wife just told me she used to go out with Nick Goff

saw me on his twitter and said she knew him

fucking shaking

a good stadium would be dortmund's one

>tfw your wifes son is actually goff's son

>wake up 2 hours late
>thiem lost to pouille 0-2
>wawrinka choked from 3-0 to 5-7
odd way to start the day, esp when I didn't listen advice here

What are your thoughts on Giants -3

I'm a redskins fan btw. I know they're hot garbage this season

Washington +3.5 makes more sense to me, giants are probably the worst 2-0 team
>not believing kirk cousins will statpad in divisional games

Cologne will score, right?

Too busy /outshagging/.
I don't really plan on formally tipping anymore desu, apart from maybe on quiet weekends like today. Plus Interkretsserien ends soon and the other leagues I follow don't offer good bets as frequently.
Tipping on TT is a chore too.

BOOOOOM

Just play OVER on that game. Easiest fucking bet of the day. You'll be laughing by halftime & thank me later.

LARGE on unders

#tailed.

>quitting while down
is there a more -ev thing you can do?

Get on this accy lads, it will save your 2 digit bankrolls from being reduced to single digits LOL

I'd like to ask polish anons, how is it with legality of bets in our country? Can I make bets freely or should I be afraid of some problems with law or tax office?

>Chargers

top TOP kek

any of you lads on stars playing the final day of WCOOP?

>He's a political """scientist"""

Is 60 bucks for 50 pounds of rice a good deal? Need to prepare for DAC days in case there are no more goals in the Cologne - Leipzig game

>not buying brown rice

worried

brown rice costs more

Yes, and it's also healthy.
Keep it in a dry place at room temperature.

>giants already btfoing redskins in the first quarter
really need to stop posting my own opinions so I can stop feeling dumb

...

got something to tell us pal?

Yes. The fix is in. Tears if you missed it

Please stop using "pal" as it's my gimmick. People will think it's me

>women wont sleep with me therefore i will take my revenge by after timing on the internet

sad sad man

LIVING on takeaways right now

It is was VERY obvious, friend.

I am not spending my entire day staring at the exchange or odds movements on other bookies though.

Seeing my clue meant you had plenty of time to check out the usual suspects

JustEat so so +ev

>look at Just-Eat account
>8 orders in September so far
fug

>Zenit
down spastic

>No Dart tips

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

As longest you are not winning big amounts of cash, you're safe. Just make Skrill account for foreign bookmakers and keep winnings on it, just do not send BIG money on your bank account. Fortuna and STS are legal books, but shitty

Anyone know how to get a fake ID and fake birth certificate?

dangerous question. Might have to forward it to the Home Office

go ahead

Leave Hass alone.

>JUST pepperoni

wtb?

>cardinals
>Cowboys

Can you be any more square? Bears win straight up

would do unspeakable things for a steaua goal

It can never happen again Adolf

J West PLEASE reply to this post.

What'd you need buddy.

Race 6 Monmouth Park

Runaway Train.

Horse is complete mental

need to get Jamie in the discord like AIR

Discord is in harmony. Leave it alone.

Even if J West never returned to /bet/ not in one hundred years would I EVER forget my love for him.

What does /bet/ drink?

Heineken here

Holsten, because it's cheap. Tastes like ass.

>eating dirty assholes

Why didn't you guys listen to me? I come here on rare occasions to give you guys tips and you guys never listen

Anderlecht goal WHEN?

Because there's no value in the NFL

>tfw didn't bother after game already started
>over came in by the 3rd quarter
JUST

Ok, thanks. How much big money are you talking about? 1k €, 2,5k? What is the risk if I do?

there is literally nothing wrong with tax evasion if your state is corrupt

also

welcome back

theres nothing wrong with tax evasion at all

imagine wanting to keep your property being frowned upon

ok Thoreau, expect a knock from HMRC soon

if some four eyes from HRMC comes knocking at my door he will end up buried under my patio pmsl

ANOTHER unemployment cheque gone pmsl

how much are you up lids? barely breaking even here..

up so much that I lost count

Probably in my lifetime, i'm probably about 22 grand up in my lifetime. The highest win I've ever had was 17 grand and the biggest loss I ever had was 2.5 grand.

Banks always checking clients who's reciving 15k EURO per year

Kimberley Mar del Plata 0.0
@1.75
VALUE

reason?

#on

Soccerway stats
rball

Anyone want to apologise for not following this?

Colts will sail in.

>that browns ending
NEED to stop making these muggy bets

lads.....

yes lid?

thanks, went for Kimberley next goal instead, up INSANE

it's the first week of uni and im already staying at home making excuses to not club with the """""""""lads""""""""

how can i make myself enjoy night outs

Cheers, went 0.0 but LARGE
What odds did you get?
2222222

well done lad, tailed. interested in tailing you more, how the fuck did they misprice this so much?

an rball bet that if repeating 100 times would yield 20% or more. how did this go unnoticed on 365?

Have sex

get really drunk
wander away from the group and just enjoy the atmosphere
find other friends - i know this sounds hard but you sound like me when i was at uni, my flat mates were all mind numbing LADS but i met some other people who were more chill and would often go out with them instead or just hang out with female friends

They fucking up South American games constantly, too much games to watch maybe :)

took it at 2.87 and 4.0

>female friends

limp-wristed, Corbyn-supporting, Refugee-welcoming, yoga-going leftie detected

yeah they're nice guys but all they talk about is how many pints they want to down

cant even engage in conversation in a club much. but yeah, good point, ill try.

You couldnt be more wrong mate.

Your tips on here seem to always win but you're DAC on tipstertube. Why's that lid

Never switch up on your niggas that's bad for your health

youtube.com/watch?v=NfktbCcZU5E

TT curse, I'm winning most of the tips off Tipsterube, trying to post more better quality tips now
also fucking up staking system

these soccerway tables are confusing as shit. can't find the other games from 365 on here

Many of their league tables are on Football Federation sites, search for info there, mispriced games can be found

Corbyn-supporting Northern #LAD here, spent a good hour speaking to a Japanese student about her frog-based research in a pub

>not one mention of the SMED that was in play a few minutes ago
Pmsl don't post any tips and you guys are helpless

I hope you choke on your next jagerbomb

TEARS if you missed the MEDIUM that was in play yesterday

good post

Reminder that Hass unironically thinks that me and ALL of YOU are in tears because they missed a small/medium tip. PMSL.

I'm an addict so I actually am annoyed that I missed it

Give me something big Juveguy

I've been around the same value in my account from wins and losses this last week, I want to go all in on an all or nothing and finally cash out and stop this crippling, crippling addiction

Follow ICB for ALL my best tips.

Praying Seahawks don't go overs

Give me one here and now you massive ponce

>dat boca game
so tempted to get on o6.5

who /drinking alone/ here?

>They scored 4 in the first half therefore they'll keep scoring

Fascinating logic

>Estudiantes Caracas somehow managed to get 4 red cards

tempted being the key word, not on. Btw.
>They scored 4 in the first half therefore they will not keep scoring
flawless logic

Portland Thorns Women HANDIS
LARGE

Won't sleep until I get a (you)

HUP HUP HUP

Still need that tip faggot

>games are 45 minutes long

went LARGE

x

>(you)

what are you drinking

I wrote Handis,
#On HT and FT handis so HUP

new

HUP x

NEED sex like air

0 goals were scored in the 2nd half btw