/cfb/ - Week 4 Rape Edition

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>this image
>this game
At least I can distract myself with other football games today.

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Imma rank ole piss too high again

cmu needs to pick it up.

#2, right?

Blowout win over an ELITE SEC DEFENSE

15. Ole miss
19. Georgia

There you go

Real football fans are watching CMU - Virginia

too many mistakes

>i thought this was the year UVA turned it around
>i predicted them to go 7-5
never have i been so wrong about something

Na I cant rank them that high because people have to lose before they move up

Fucking retarded, fuck off AP

>Ever having ole piss over 20

>Ever having ole piss over 11

fuck off cuck

25th for
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>unironically predicting LSU to go undefeated

>grew up in virginia
>all my friends are tech fans

for everyone but my own team this is a pretty good week tbqh

Time for Hurr State vs Orecant State

There are Texanons in /cfb/. We just stay quiet mostly. Its rough out here.

>tfw "This game not available in your area"
Thanks Dish

>when east coast CBS always plays the entire 4th quarter of shit tier ACC noon games and only swaps coverage once it ends to the SEC GOTW

Oh I forgot you do the meme rankings. I normally ignore those

>This event has been blacked out in your area

3 AND 0

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Someone please start a Florida at Tennessee game thread for me. It won't let me

>tfw your roommate gets student tickets to the Florida game
>tfw he sells his tickets for 250$ to some random guy instead of offering to sell them to you first

/r/cfbstreams

Well somehow they are still better than the AP

/umd/ checking in. going to our game today

multi-sports.eu/18.html

Hey fun game though :3

Bite the pillow, we're coming.

Based Cooper Rush

Who /best team in the north/ here?

should add
>tfw garbage satellite internet because Ruston is stuck 20 years in the past
seriously, i can only get 10 gb of internet per month and it has to be split between 4 people. And its not like i live in the country. i'm only .5 miles outside city limits

When did Australia start annexing parts of the US?

>watching CBS games

>pizza hut

Fuck you, cfb
I fell for the Georgia hype during the off-season and they just broke my heart =((

Not the spartans

I don't pay E!SPN 10+ bucks a month when i can use remote login with parents' cable plan. Only basic cable games on TV

>THE CITY OF TENNESSEE
>THE CITY OF TENNESSEE
>THE CITY OF TENNESSEE
>THE CITY OF TENNESSEE

Someone get upsets so i can put ole piss and wisconsin in this Rankings

Bama
2. The MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY
3. U of Houston
4. Clempson
5. North Dakota State
6. Harvard
7. Northwest Missouri State
8. The Ohio State G5 stomping Buckeyes
9. LOUISVILLE
10. SDSU

>Kent St got BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS

Against Augustana right? I'm going too

yes go, war eagle

Fucking kickers.

I guess

4 games to work out the kinks. the niners could show up by then

>All these bottom tier power 5 teams struggling against Go5 teams or FCS teams

Break up the conferences or give the Go5 a better chance at the playoffs because this is just stupid now.

you're only 3-1

UT is trash
Florida is the only hard team you play still and you have them at home

UGA going 9-3 (8-4 if you let Knoxville meme against you)

What the fuck is your problem, don't tell me you go to the Polytechnic Institute of Akron?

fugg chips what are you doin

help. too many good games/games i want to watch right now
>Boise-Oregon St
>Duke-ND
>PSU-Michigan
>UF-Tenn
>App St-Akron

Chips :'(

Watch the ending of the Syracuse / UConn game

MY FUCKING FRIEND/ROOMMATE DID THAT LAST YEAR TOO. Inexplicable, but it wasn't a big game at least

To be fair, some of us enjoy LARPing that this will be our year.

This UF-UT game should give us a good indication on our division though.

Any beaver bros around? Do we have a shot? Or is it business as usual?

That's not Minnesota

Where did the Dobbs hype even come from?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

God damn it, I hate the fucking Gators

GO VOLS

aerodynamic eyebrows

Name a team that has a better resume than Wisconsin right now

Protip: You can't

Got u pham

it's not on in my area

Boise is going in dry on the beavs

From 5 touchdowns a game

Because there ain't one senpai!

>expose a could frauds who everyone knew was going to be bad
>think they hot shit

>ABC has some mid major game between USF and FSU instead of switching to the Penn State Michigan pregame shit

tbqh i don't think i will go
going means i'd have to get in line now, and i'd miss any other game i'd be interested in seeing
if it weren't televised i'd go, but i can stay at home and still not miss a thing

where did the Tennessee hype even come from?

They beat 1 ranked team during the regular season in the last 4 years.. they are going to be the new UGA

Why athe hell are they still showing that garbage

When does Pac After Dark start?

who WVU here?

Lets goooooooo Mountaineers!!!!!

Boise with the tricks early

This happens every fucking week. They will show it until the game ends. Sometimes even include a little post game shit. And I'm not even in Virginia/NC

yeah dude.

after dark

They just said team /speeee/ is a major factor for WVU.

How did they know I was here?

Yup. Good reverse. Lookin forward to Top 25 after this week.

Statue time

Look m80 I just wanna know the official time so I can be the right amount of drunk when it starts

kill me

>Boise has already ran 2 meme plays on the first drive
were in for a wild ride boys

also
7-0, Go Broncos

Sorry Beav bro

>where did the Tennessee hype even come from?
This happens to like 5 SEC teams every season. The media starts building up hype for absolutely no reason

Look at Georgia every fucking year for example, and some combination of the Mississippi schools, none of these schools are ever good, but 2 or 3 of them are almost always wrongfully ranked

i've never watched a boise state game before tbqh

am i supposed to drink every time they mention the fiesta bowl

>OK State lost to a team that is getting styled on by a fucking basketball school
lel

Good ol' MemSU

Could be some epic maymay-ing today.

Boise just memed all over Oregon State

ok, look at your local television listings.

what time do the fucking PAC 16 games come on tonight?

Thats about the time PAC after dark starts

no m8. you will most definitely die by halftime

Cal-ASU is at 10:00 est. if you get Pac-12 network, UW-UA is at 10:30

Michigan gonna win by 60

Every fucking preseason

Their Unis used to be based too

lol

This is gonna be comfy

>that near safety

You don't get it m800

Thanks m8000

>Twelvesee
>Thirteenesee
>Fourteenesee
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gonna lose next week though when they play their first non-cupcake opponent

Pac 12 after dark is any Pac 12 game that starts at or later than 7 PM PST (10 PM EST)

under 21
i'm just drinking water and pretending i'm cool

>sackeburg
>mcsackley

Do we need a Michigan PSU gamethread to contain all of the memes?

>Meming on Boise
Kek

but i want to watch cal-asu
why couldn't that one be on a real station

help

No.

>Michigan fan with "JOE KNEW" shirt

to be fair they have had like 3 or 4 top 10 recruiting classes in a row, they just can't put it together
Ole Miss has deservedly a top 10-20 team the last 2 or 3 years and seems like it'll stay that way this year

this year was so much worse, glad the hype died week 1 vs App State lmao

Jesus fucking Christ is Jabril Peppers good..

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

their uniforms are still pretty good, i want to die due to that defensive shitshow and flowers forgetting how to throw.

Cal-ASU is on ESPN2

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>Michigan
>Has two of the shittiest cities in the United States
>one went bankrupt
>looks like a fucking horror film
>82% nigger
>other can't provide clear water let alone potable water
>both poor as fuck
>can smoke cigarettes inside like a degenerate so everything smells like dogshit
>can't beat the Bucks to save their lives
>can't beat Sparty which is also shit
>literally can't fall on a bad snap
>0-16
>Tigers will still lose the AL Central to the Tribe
>niggers left and right
>best football players left in Suh and Johnson
>actually made one of the best wide receivers retire
>East Lansing's best alumnus has AIDS
>hire a khaki wearing faggot who can't keep his mouth closed who also coached some hafrican unpatriotic piece of shit
>scUM = nerds and chinks
>all those first round picks last years' draft from Michigan
>Detoilet
>only claim to fame is creating cars and yet they can't even do that right
>have to hire some overpriced PR manager to work for Chrysler to make Detoilet not look like a fucking warzone and create a campaign for Americans to buy cars made in Japan

Fuck Michigan. Good luck putting more signs up in beautiful Ohio trying to get us to experience Michigan. The JACK is better than MGM Grand anyway, and your sports teams suck balls. Your cities suck balls. Your entire state, both the mitten and that dog boner called the upper peninsula are all shit. Oh, I forgot

>letting a essential high schooler from Akron beat the NBA Champions
>having a chimpout on your home turf that lives on in infamy

Good job being the laughing stock of the B1G again, Shitigan. Fucking faggots. Go Bucks.

Sorry for what, friend?

>ESPN has to go down memory lane almost 30 years in order to hype the LSU-Auburn game

Jesus they will go to no end.

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Big 12 matchup of the week: BYU vs. WVU in Maryland!

Get hype /spee/

should i be watching blue meme state or florida vs tennessee

oh good

>Ohio getting uppity about not having a bad NFL team

Whoa dere

>should i watch SEC FOOTBALL or not SEC FOOTBALL
hmmm

Don't let us down. Send the Mormons home crying.

yeah but my tv cuts off like half the screen on cbs

>those cheerleaders

Nice Michigan

Way to play it smart dude. Stay in school.

Ouch Gators...

Is it a rule that punt/kick returners have to be the most retarded googles on the team?
>trying to catch a punt inside your 5 instead of letting it go for a touchback
>dropping it

>Floridurr

Goddamn I missed these /Cfb/ gameday geneals.

that pic is pretty funny. I like it.

>Orecant State

I want to get into this sport. Which game should I watch now?

Any other BSU fags enjoying some local potatoes while watching BSU meme it up?

Just made meself a baked tater. Might make some fries later.

HUE GONNA WIN ONE FOR DA LAND

Tennessee - Florida cunt

>Tennesshit

Why do you autocorrect nigger to google? Is it a drunk text thing?

Think that one up all by yourself, friend?

>Tennessee is gonna be good this year. I swear.

Tennessee/Florida right now
Stanford/UCLA and Arkansas/Texas A&M later

not local, but love me some Broncos. planned on going to school there but family didn't want me that far away.

Tennesse - Florida

Then watch Arkansas-Texas A&M later

BSU MMMEEEMMMEEE

That's cool, I actually just moved here. Pumped ot go to some games this year. Was never into CFB, so Broncos are my boys now I guess. I like it on this bandwagon so far.

thanks, now lets hope I can understand the game

Tennessee you always fuck everything up

wearefanatics.com/become-fanatic-overnight-college-football/

Read that, watch UF-Tennessee

google came out and said they were changing their search results to discriminate against racist words.

so the powers that be on Cred Forums decided that instead of niggers, we would just call them googles, because google wont discriminate against the word google

also: kikes are now skypes.

You just need to know that refs suck.

14-7

Lets go Memes

who is he going to lose the other 15 games for?

I'm /comfy/ too, user. It's the best part of the weekend.

Have you seen rugby or anything not soccer before?

4 downs to get 10 yards. Otherwise other team gets the ball.
The team can punt the ball away if they're not gonna make it to a first down
6 points for getting in the end zone, with the option of 1 point kick or 2 point conversion
3 points for kick a field goal through the uprights

The true secret to college football is watching multiple games at once and switching between them as commercials occur

nfl.com/rulebook/beginnersguidetofootball

>linking a fucking NFL guide in a cfb thread
Way to mislead them

>tfw two TVs set up in living room
>tfw desktop is positioned where I can see them both
>tfw one monitor is streaming a game and the other has /cfb/
Now if this hot weather would finally fuck off so fall could start I can achieve maximum comfy

kek
Thanks, all really helpful.
Can someone explain how a defender gets two points for a "safety"?

That's advanced shit. They aren't ready yet.

If a defender tackles the ball carrier in their own end zone, it's a safety and scores two (2) points. It's relatively rare.

It's similar enough. The rule differences are easy enough to pick up

who /hasasoftspotforBYU/ here

because aryan recievers turn me on no homo ;)

implying more than one watchable game is usually airing

although right now Duke and WVU are both airing, and both are watchable

Huh what is different? Its both American Football right, just different leagues?

West by God Virginia is the most white state east of the mississippi

>UMass takes the lead with a land dragon over MSState
Just kill me now

Even Hurr State is watchable. Usually it's just the noon games that have nothing but garbage.

Some rules are different. Touchbacks start at different yard lines, the overtime rules are different, the inbounds reception is different, etc.

>Couldn't go today because my sister is getting married today
>Shitposting on my phone
>Have two tests next week, and I can't study
Wish I could be there to watch Gus lose his job.

doesnt matter, their roster isnt white

There are slight rule differences, mostly just with the clock. The biggest difference is that in college it counts as a catch if the receiver gets one foot down inbounds while in the NFL it's only a catch if the receiver gets both feet down inbounds.

literally the worst fans in football are the most polite Cred Forums users...how is that possible
meanwhile the appy / oregon state / d2 guys are mean lol

These. What is and is not a reception is by far the most noticeable and greatest difference between NFL and CFB.

>Miss St loses to South Alabama and UMass
>beats Bama
one can dream of such a meme

fcs isnt d2 you fucking inbred shithead

>SEC losing to UMass

Kill yourselves SECfags.

Bama fans not included.

Dookies tie it up!!!!

One real difference. CFB IS 3123456456 times funnier than No Fun League.

>ywn COLONIZE nicki minaj's fat nubian ass
:/

It's silicon, the silicon valley really, same as her fake tits.

>being a miss state fan
would consider suicide if I had to go to every home game and listen to fucking cowbells

Overtime rules are different CFB trades possession at the opponent's 25, NFL is sudden death (unless first possession results in FG)
Touchbacks come out to 25 instead of 20
Only one foot is needed inbounds for a completion

She looks and talks as dumb as box of rocks but I would knock the bottom out of her ass

>Coach calls timeout
>ads
fuck, how do you deal with this?

The offense is going toward one end zone. If they go backwards and are tackled in the other end zone ("their" endzone), then it's a safety

>Penn state tackling

It's like they are trying to tackle little boys out there.

Gets frustrating dude.... NFL is even worse. Has made football really tough for me to watch over the past 10 years when it seemed to get even worse.

Just wait until you experience the touchdown/commercial/kickoff/commercial sequence. The amount of commercials is by far the worst thing about football. This is why somebody said earlier that the key is watching several games at once.

You don't desu.
Switching stream

It's been like this for years. I don't think the coaching staff is teaching them how to tackle.

Drink.

But this never happens then right? I mean, why the hell would the offending team walk in their own end zone?

NCAA players don't get payed, NFL players do. But it's the same sport. CFL and Arena Football are different sports

I didn't say it would be this season. Anybody who thought they had a chance this year or next at even a .500 record is crazy. They'll have a winning record (probably no playoffs though) in 2018.

It's way worse during bowl season, especially the NY6 bowls, since they have a huge audience and can hock their wares better.

Yeah, it's been going on at Penn State since 1994.

When safeties happen it's usually because the offense is backed up deep in their own territory, usually inside their five yard line. If the QB drops back for a pass and gets sacked in the endzone - safety. Also, if an offensive player is flagged for holding or intentional grounding in his own endzone it's an automatic safety.

This tbqhwy

Georgian here, same thing I do every year: mock them mercilessly and remind them their team is inarguably the most annually overrated team in all of sports

their tears are extra delicious because I don't give two shits about college ball and that is literally their only comeback "durr well who do you like"

My brain knows it's silicone but my dick doesn't care.

>Mississippi State is playing AT UMass

I didn't know that it was possible for SEC teams to play OOC games on the road kek

the timing of this post confirms the msu/aosu rivalry

Thanks for all the replies, I really want to like american football. I already tried to like Baseball, but I really don't get that sport.

It's pretty true. They're pretty well-coached from the standpoint of reading plays, but they're not really athletic or strong enough to do anything on their own.

It's not going well

>a 2-2 Ole Miss team is going to be ranked in the top 10 next week

God bless the SEC

Baseball sucks.

If CFB can't seem to grap you, drop by here again at the end of November for Rivalry Week. THAT'S when all the good shit goes down.

Who /shitpostingwhileatasportsbar/ here?

Baseball sucks. It's ok.

this isn't an fcs thread, it's cfb
and I'm autistic, not inbred

Baseball is boring af now fampai. CFB is the true GOAT sport.

Baseball is much more of a sport you have to be there live to enjoy. Lazy summer days with overpriced beer and hot dogs at the ballpark is the ultimate /comfy/ sport experience

>this triggers the ABSEC

its okay i still love you cfb user

What don't you get about baseball?

Thats because basebore sucks.

stick with /cfb/. its good stuff

College baseball is secretly great

Biggest mistakes for foreigners watxhing is sports is going straight to pros.

College is where the fun and crazy is

The cowbells are hype as fuck faggot.

wtf is happening in this?

>switch to boise state game
>nutfumble

I grew up in A&M country so I already know that Texas fans barely even acknowledge the rivalry since they have more important things (read: on-field success) than an in-state rivalry

>WHO HYPED AS FUCK HERE

t. inbred

>mfw he's getting fired today

left hand motion by the pitcher isn't allowed

Balk

The pitcher balked while the winning run was on third base. The penalty for a balk is all runners move up one base. A balk is an illegal movement by the pitcher that can deceive the batter or runners. The balk in this is when the pitcher starts to come set (moving his glove hand) then stops.

t. somebody who has been umpiring baseball for almost a decade

>mfw jay jacobs will make the new hire

Fuck off stingray. You're a Bama alum who makes us look bad.

IT'S HABBENING

>that collection of cowbells

lmbo

it's over Wisconsin is gonna get DPd for the next two months

Tbh it's hard to enjoy football unless you've played it or been to a live game

Watching it on tv can be really fun but you need to have experience with the sport to see past the commercials

I think they could go 2-1 in the next 3 games

He left Wisconsin to coach at Oregon State, why?

Their October is rough but their November is cupcake outside of the Gophers. They'll go 2 or 3 loss at worst the rest of the season.

""""lateral move""""

Wisconsin's academic standards were too high and they wouldn't lower them so he could get the inner city nigs he wanted on his team, so he left

There was that one stretch in the 90's I think where A&M won 10 of 11

t. retarded sister-fuckers

How can a football genius in Nick Saban be a god in college football and suck so much ass in the NFL, while someone like Chip Kelly is excelling better in the pro game than in college? Or Harbaugh who has success in both NFL and college?

They'll beat Mich and OSU and then somehow drop Iowa.

Are they retarded, or are they fucking their retarded sisters?

I disagree; I grew up in a place that was football crazy and completely avoided it until I was like 16, didn't go to a good live game until I was like 21 (Ravens @ Texans, Monday night, Ravens blew a 3 or 4 touchdown lead and Texans tied after a 99 yard drive and 2-point conversion with like a minute left on the clock; complete insanity (you could hear a pin drop before Andre Johnson's catch), and if you watched the game you know how meme-y it got afterward lol
to be honest, I got into football by watching Inside the NFL on HBO

saban is a recruit babby.

Go back to your steroid-laden luckswing general, fag.

Saban didn't have a monopoly on paying top talent in his region in the NFL so he had to actually outcoach his rivals.

winsipedia.com/games/texas/vs/texas-am
Texas one 1 game between '84 and '94

>Chip Kelley is excelling in the pro game better than college
Uhhhh, what. Also recruiting is not a factor, while keeping players happy with contracts is

it's like what Coach K has said about coaching 18-year-olds: they're easier to control and because there's no money/freedom involved it's easier to run everything

Because he can only win if he has a roster made up entirely of 4* and 5* players while the competition has inferior talent. The talent difference in the NFL is much smaller.

could be both, you never know

good choice

also saban is like the emperor of bama. no one questions him.

Not me. I'm at work.

Now watching Florida - Tenneessee
Tennessee is really shit right, they are getting BTFO

>Notre Lame struggling against Duke

Nick saban wasn't that bad in the nfl

Only 2 seasons, 15-17 record, that's basically average in the NFL

It's ok shitposting at work is def allowed

Tennessee is overrated as fuck and they haven't beat Florida since 2004

this isn't surprising at this point. they've lost twice and those losses look worse and worse every week.

I'll stay in both because my brain is big enough to follow multiple sports

nigger players doing the "black power sign" , fucking white liberal students doing the "black power sign" during the national anthem.

Tennessee was the obligatory SEC East "THEY'RE BACK GIVE THEM HYPE" pick by the AP for rankings.

Their near miss against App State confirmed what we already knew: they're at best decent.

It's early familam. Give this game a little time to settle, could be close.

Saban wasn't that terrible in the nfl, he went 9-7 and 6-10; it only looks bad in comparison to college because he's godlike in college
Doesn't look as good since he can't have the best of players in NFL

Chip kelly is average, looked good in NFL early (and now I guess?) because of meme offenses

Harbaugh can be considered as a good coach overall? Although he had a decent roster to start with and improved it a lot more

definitely check out Oklahoma State / Baylor the memes are gonna be crazy
and Texas A&M / Arkansas

Overrated, but depends on what you mean by "shit". They're better than half the teams in FBS. But there's no way they're gonna win it all

I'm so happy those niggers got btfo by the NCAA with the crop top ban

I agree with this, make sure you don't miss Arkansas and Texas A&M later tonight.

when is Northwest Missouri State's coach getting picked up by an FBS school?

where were you when white pride died?

>grown men like ezekiel elliot wear clothes in a way that makes it looks like it's made for children
still have no idea how they think that's cool

who /feels/ here

Gotta show off them abs for the wite wimminz

tfw thought Georgia had a chance this year =(((((((

Can confirm. When I was in high school I worked for a MSU alum for four years. Those people are nuts for their cowbells. They get a new one almost each season and display them all around the house.

Duke up on bootyblasters

we out here

See what I really miss in football (soccer), is that in every league there are 1/2/3/ team(s) overpowered as fuck. While in American football you have those drafts, so that bad teams can get better.

Is it already possible to say which teams really have a chance to win it all this season?

Stop shovel passing

If you haven't had a rage-induced stroke yet you should search out the youtube video of the coddled middle-class liberal student chick telling a black cop that he doesn't know what racism is. It was from the Charlotte riots.

isnt Penn State that rape college?
I guess I supporting Michigan this match

Instant classic webm hot off the presses.

Now back to the pennant races for me.

Is WVU the most underrated team this week?

Fucking hell, SJWs even invaded CFB
REEEEEEEEE

Child rape, yeah. If you meant regular rape that's pretty much all of them.

>Chip Kelly is excelling better in the pro game than in college

Bama is the current frontrunner, largely because they have talent and the SEC is a fucking joke this year.

Ohio State is next up because they have mad talent as well and it's developing at a staggering rate, though their schedule is a bit tough.

Jury's out on Louisville and Clemson. Michigan would have to either beat Ohio State or play them SUPER close and pray for an upset elsewhere to have a shot.

Houston doesn't really hold their destiny in their own hands, they need an upset elsewhere.

"x-files intensifies"

Who the fuck cares if your university concussionegg team won. Why the fuck are all getting high and drunk while shitposting on Cred Forums? Shouldn't you future deadbeats be studying for your midterms that start next week?

In my mind there are only 3 teams that have a chance to win it all this year

Alabama
Ohio state
Louisville

But it's early in the season, there are teams that don't look like they have what it takes now but might play better later in the season like Baylor or Stanford or Clemson

Is BYU a good team?

lmao this can't be real

>It was from the Charlotte riots.
Fuck, I thought you were talking about one that happened at Berkeley like a year ago where the cop actually lived through segregation in the South.

College football has no draft system. Imagining the conferences as European leagues, you see some dominant powers over the years
Big Ten - Ohio State, Michigan
SEC - Alabama
Big 12 - Texas, Oklahoma
Pac-12 - USC, with Stanford kicking ass in the last decade
And then there's Notre (noter) Dame

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I don't think I could handle posting on Cred Forums sober.

Washington @ Zona, dead of night edition:

Alabama is a perennial powerhouse (if you hate the big four, you'll fucking hate Alabama; and there's no draft format in college football....teams have to convince players to join their rosters when they're in high school)
but it doesn't really matter now that conference bowl games are basically determining the playoff teams, not regular season performance
it's pretty wide open right now, man; good time to watch for upsets

Fuck off NEET faggot, im trying to enjoy cfb here

Houston will get in if they go undefeated

Houston doesn't need an upset they need upsets to NOT happen

They need Louisville to win the ACC

G O L D Y
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>show only half your abs and your belly button
>supposed to be attractive that way
STILL can't understand why this is a thing

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I can't have a rage-induced stroke, it's too expensive. But I'll have to give it a look just for the sheer comedy.

Passable

And that's why you're not fucking cute college girls every single day

And you are?

they also have to beat Memphis

they got their asses pounded in the Holy War last year

saved the fuck out of this one

That suggests that Houston is gonna win hands-down.

Louisville plays Clemson in two weeks. If they're as good as advertised and beat Clemson, taking Houston over them will be a tough sell.

My main point was that they're still a G5 team, and their marquee win to date is currently imploding at a scary rate. They'll likely need a big upset during CCG weekend to make it in.

>implying wearing clothes in a goofy way is the thing that decides it
>implying I want white wimmenz to steal my gains

Oklahoma isn't imploding until they drop a Big 12 game.

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first for bae master race

These /Zips/ are pretty speedy.
(And pretty meme-y)

The Mountaineers are still dominating though.

>App's backup RB has 100+ yards at halftime

don't they get benched at BYU for having wet dreams

>that timing
clutch

Nah I'm fat and ugly

But those CFB players with the crop tops are

this Duke and booty blasters game is a little crazy.

28-21 Duke.

nah it was for fucking black girls in their dorms, they told the coach it was affirmative action kek

Holy shit McNichols

A BYU basketball player did get kicked for admitting to have premarital sex

Someone call an ambulance to Reser Stadium asap. OSU players ankle just got turned to dust

So what do you guys think Peyton ACTUALLY does on Sunday morning?

I didn't imply Houston was definitely going to beat lousiville

The question was whether Houston can make the playoff or not, obvi they need to beat lousiville, but that may not be enough of Louisville and Oklahoma have shit seasons the rest of the way

I guess i'll switch from Florida to this game after the half.

Do they wear their Mormon underwear during games?

fantasize about Tennesse trainers

I might as well start my countdown until opening day next year. Not even being competitive makes it hard to even watch my Beavs.

Here's to next year, friends.

Think about how to destroy the lives of those bitch reporters in Tennessee

I was discounting Houston's ability to make the playoffs. I was discounting their ability to do so by their own merits. Hence their destiny not being in their own hands.

>notre dame is losing to dook
Was the booty blasting from MSU so bad they're permanently shook this season?

Wakes up to a blowjob from Papa John

BYU honor code.

policy.byu.edu/view/index.php?p=26

wasn't discounting ability to make the playoffs*

He draws up plays for Eli

Boy, college sounds fun. Boisefag here, my buddy and I might roll down to BYU for the BSU vs BYU game and see what exactly the fuck it is the Mormons do for tailgating. I can't even imagine.

Pretty strange of the NCAA to allow Michigan to schedule a game against a high school team when everyone else in the Big Ten is starting their conference schedule

You could say they were "molesting" them

To be fair, the entire defense is dead. Fuck Franklin for this offense though.

That missed fg was the turning point

Key parties

>Big 12
Honestly, I bet if Baylor ends up winning the bowl game the media will turn against them for the sex abuse scandal and they won't get a slot....if it's Texas they're definitely in
>Big 10
bowl winner is a mandatory shoe-in
>PAC 12
hard pass; Washington will lose tonight
>SEC
bowl winner is a mandatory shoe-in
>ACC
ACC is out unless Clemson goes undefeated
>now Conference USA
lot of shit has to happen to give Houston a slot

When will Tennessee give up on the black QB meme? Auburn is the only SEC team that can pull it off but even they are struggling with it lately.

well, that high school team deserves a good ass rape.

LGTSS

>tennesshit

T E N N E S S E E I S B A C K

go zips

>Houston

>Conference USA

Opinion discarded.

>camera man fell over
during Duke/ND walking off the firld
KEK

Not surprised at all Mormons have stick rules and such.

The commercial with the old man telling him to never stop working actually hurt Peyton... I think it cut him deep.

as for what he does? Probably checks Budwiser stocks, papa john stocks, and films more ads.

lol I forgot that they changed conferences; it's still the same scenario, man

For a game like Arkansas vs A&M where it starts kinda at night, what do the players do all day? Do they get up early, practice and then take naps?

No, friend, the Beavs sucking ass was the "turning point."

auburn hasn't had a great white qb since stan white (brandon cox was good but not great), the only 4 year starter in auburn history
sean white started as a freshman
this can't be coincidence

and I've been rooting for them for awhile; they were super meme-y a few years ago

seeing all these people I usually see talking about hockey analyzing football is really weird

>never stop working
That's skype propaganda. I have been working my first full time job (recent college grad) for the last three months. It's an easy office job, it pays well and the benefits are outstanding, I like my coworkers...I already can't wait to retire. I don't know how people work 40-50 hours a week for most of their life.

>bored and see two cfb games on the telly
>both are blowouts

i thought the ncaa didn't pay players to enforse parity? it's doing a fucking shit job

Provo is a dry town. There is no drinking at the BYU tailgates

loooooool holy fucking shit 435-67 yards

how is boise not ranked?

>I don't know how people work 40-50 hours a week for most of their life.

Once you get adjusted to a job, the hours don't even register in your mind.

31-14 at half.

It'd be a game if your QB would stop throwing picks.

Boise better not let up in the 2nd half. Harsin needs to go for the jugular.

Boise State is last decade's meme, grandpa.

All aboard the H-Town Express!

Because those numbers are against the worst team in the pac12, friend. It's not really an accomplishment.

I just want to go back to the comfy NEET life, which is why I play the lottery all the time

sounds awesome

not everyone gets lucky and nabs a comfy office job.

You should be lucky you could be in maintenance at a wheel manufacturing company that requires you to work at least 21 days in a row before you might get a weekend off.

They will be this week or next.

>435-67 yards in the first half is not really an accomplishment

beavers are getting raped today

two wins in a row versus pac 12 opponents boise should be ranked

I'm thankful for my job and know it could be so much worse. Part time jobs I have had in the past include landscaping, furniture delivery and fast food so I know how shitty that can be. I still just want to be a NEET but homelessness isn't an option so I must work.

you're watching the wrong games

You're three months into your first job? When the money starts becoming an issue you'll say "okay what's it gonna take to make more hours" and recognize that comfiness takes a backseat to getting time and a half

Why the cops are always guarding the HC during games? Looks retarded as fuck.

I disagree, friend.

someone might poison him

Because Houston is the darling right now and Boise had a pretty shit season last year.

Hopefully once 2019 hits the polls will start taking them seriously due to their opening games.

>Daily reminder that Georgia was ranked top 10 at one point in time
>Daily reminder this happens every year

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Have you SEEN the shit Americans will shoot each other over? Did you not hear the boos from Tennessee fans?

If not for his escort, Jones would have a gaping hole in his head right now.

you're entitled to your weird opinion, buddy

I figured as much, I'd just love to sit and observe and see what all they do to keep occupied. Water pong? Corn hole?

They do have a beautiful background to their campus as I've been to SLC a few times and driven through Provo, but still.

This, they need a fucking raping to get noticed on the national stage.

We're comin' for you Houston!!

Hope so.

I make almost 60k working 8-4 or 5 M-F in a low cost of living flyover state. Money will never be an issue with this job unless I knock up some succubus roastie. The money is nice but it would be nicer to have money and infinite free time, hence the lottery tickets.

you're more likely to die in a car accident than to ever win the lottery, even if you buy 1000 lottery tickets a week

>all these mental gymnastics to make buying lottery tickets seem like a good option

It never is

If you took all the money you spent on lotto tickets and dumped it into a bank account, or some kind of stock investment, you'll get your infinite free time much sooner on your return.

I am sure the folks in Provo barbeque and play corn hole, and toss a football around.

I'm aware of the odds but it gives me hope and I can easily afford it. I already put 10% into a 401k which gets 6% employer match.

>tulsa are favorited by 2 touchdowns
>down 0-21 but no one talking about them
Are they really that irrelevant?

On what planet is beating WSU and OSU an accomplishment again?

>both unranked
>both are in the gutter of their league
>barely beat WSU

Yet, you somehow relate putting up a ton of yards on the last place Beavs to Demanding to be a top 25 team?

Dream on, friend. I know the stats from this game got you feeling really good, but be realistic.

>lottery tickets.

fuck that noise, even if you win. It would just be too much pressure in my mind to have that kind of money. Money is great and all but it attracts all the wrong kinds of people and attention to you and your family members.

JUST
I hate to love this """""team"""""

Any attention they might have gotten just got picked off and returned for a TD by Malik Hooker.

>no more Dak
what did you think was going to happen?

iktf, bro

I wonder how much we're going to lose by today?
>over/under is 83.5 points

I know but i was being foolishly optimistic.
I do have a feeling fitz will be goat in a year or 2 though.

LMAO !! The Notrekucks are getting beat by Duke !

How bout them mississippi state bulldogs?

wtf they don't match 100 percent? do you have to meet a deductible to use your insurance benefits? I changed jobs last year and the benefits are way better than I've ever had, low copays, gym membership is compensated, tuition reimbursement, etc...feel stupid for not switching earlier lol

>over/under is 83.5 points
>vs. ASU
easy money

Play your cards right and they might hook you up with some caffeinated beverages

What's going on with the bootyblasters losing to the Dookies?

>Grilled cheese stuffed crust

Every time I see that commercial, my stomach turns.

Fucking stop it, Pizza Hut.

the team gave up on the season

You bring State Troopers from your own State, they're just there as private security and to represent for your state. That's why they're usually jacked.

Notre Dame is going to fold every year as soon as they hit two losses since all they have to play for is a playoff bid
>muh special snowflake independence

is this somehow better

Who /Buffs/ here?

espn.com/video/clip?id=17627794

No. Pizza Hut in general is trash.

Chain pizza in general is trash.

Local pizza or GTFO.

there's a webm in this thread

NOTRE LAME

It feels like Croom is back. I don't like this feel

I don't live in the best pizza place lol
I just avoid it altogether, actually

mormons dont drink caffeinated beverages.

>Yellow
>Mustard

They must be trolling

jesus christo Tennessee

That may be a good junk food combination, but that just looks weird as hell.

Blow it open Duke

Dominos has really improved over the last few years, but local places are the best for sure.

The Georgia D is going to have a field day against dobbs. 5 interceptions minimum.

oh god Miami of Ohio is beating Cincinnati

Its no where near that bad with croom >we'd have lost to SCAR

That was the joke.

Is this... food?

Better than ketchup.

Found out what the Aggies are all about today.
BTHO the piggies

wtf is a defensive 2 point conversion
apparently one just happened in the UTSA / Old Dominion game

it's capitalism

LOLOL

block extra point, return for 2 points
return fumble/interception for 2 points

I guess so man, I guess the consistent bowls have spoilt me.

The best part is that I don't think the hot dog crust ever made it stateside. I think that's from UK Pizza Huts.

Americanism is contagious.

Calling that shit Moutarde...

We get it, the French have very sophisticated pallets, now stop being a fag, have a beer and watch some football.

>Umass going for it on 4th and 12 at their own 10
Are they trying to give >us the game?

post your favorite bulldog mascots

that's a big bone

*palates

I apologize , the app messed up they punted.

No we don't. We are just pretentious as fuck.

And I'm currently having a beer ;)

That harness doesn't look very comfy to lay down in.

And we have the lead. Thanks Ross

chill out
have a puppy picture

>Not standing like a badass dog

Bane?

maybe he's a leather daddy / powertop

Do you watch streams or can you actually get some of the bigger games on TV there?

>auburn has a flyover before the game

that's the most exciting thing we're going to see, friends

Thanks :)

d'awwwwwwwwww

some euro guys have talked about the college football packages they can buy but apparently it sucks compared to basic cable in America lol

>mississippi state was consensus AP #1 in week 11 in 2014
What the fuck went wrong

One man team who lost the one man?

The same thing that is happening with Louisville this season: One-man team

Everyone at state knew we were overrated.

Dak is gone.

Who's watching on ESPN Goalline right now?

It puts all the games on for me at the best parts like Redzone

Jalen Tabor talking shit and backing it up. Love that.

how will this drive end? i'm gonna say fumble

MSST is a cursed toeam doomed to lose. Just google the immaculate deflection if you dont believe me.

One little cable channel broadcasts one game or so per week but pre-recorded. Zero interest.
They used to broadcasting games live but not anymore. Shame. The Playoffs and Natty are live though.

So I use streams. This month I bought ESPN College pass but I won't keep it desu. They got like 30s delays and paying 22€ per month to not have all the games sucks desu.

int

>SPARTY

that sucks that ESPN can't even give you a stream that's on time, kinda stupid

Do you like CFB in specific or Football generally?, and how'd you get into it?

keep up with the cfb stream subreddit, man; those guys are bitchy but it's good

youve really got to be fucking kidding me with this Notre Dame defense

Why does Tennessee put a pincer collar on Smokey?, seems pretty fucked.

underrated post

If WVU wins today and Baylor loses to Okie Lite,would that make WVU the best team in the BIG 12(10)
>inb4 TCU beating Iowa State for a conference win means anything

From then to now? Dak leaving, mainly

Tennessee is feeling the momentum.

also, dan mullen definitely missed his chance to jump to a big time job

youtu.be/CfIBqEaXUmg

=( RIP Handsome Dan

Yeah the delay is the killing point... And also no GoalLine.

I do enjoy NFL too but clearly not as much than CFB. I don't support any NFL team the way I support Okie State. And also I don't hate NFL teams as much as Zero U, SEC teams and Baylor. But I like the Ravens and the Seahawks.

Long story short my sister doing a PhD in Okie State. So I started to follow their teams. But I'm a long time NBA fan.

Yeah "Redditors" are fucking cancer but this subreddit rocks

At Okie State*

>Iowa actually gave Ferentz a contract extension

why do you hate Baylor? I prefer TCU, personally (simply grew up enjoying all of the non-UT texas teams), but Baylor is fun to watch

>3.33 gpa
>scholar athlete
the major is impressive though

B-bu-but BSU is gonna win, right?

G-go Broncos..

Is it an ncaa rule that all coaches are required to chew gum like fucking retarded cows with a broken jaw

What is the deal with Mike Gundy's mullet? Did he lose a bet or something?

Holy shit buffs.

>MSST scores a pick 6 and is up 36-20something against UMass
>"I'm speechless"

Okay Verne, chill out. The cowbells aren't really setting the world on fire there.

They kinda steal our wind (or to step on Cowboys toes if you prefer.) Okie State were supposed to be the Oregon of Big 12, mediocre historical program with recent growth.
And also how they handle the rape cases. Man that was painful to witness. Briles trying to play the victim here is shameful.

>Tennesshit going back to irrelevancy
Just as it should be.

HOWEVER

I don't think your timing could have been ANY worse.

>tripfags

Let me guess. Vols just scored a TD.

Literally right as your post came up, he caught the pass.

we'll beat you finally, ducks

thanks for the world's worst statue of liberty, gus

new thread

my mom taught at Auburn in the early 80s and said that rape was just swept under the rug; and so grade fixing...she'd fail football players for not even taking tests in her class and the department chair reversed the grades
that shit happens everywhere, man, and it always has