/cfb/ Evening General: 3 hours in paint Edition

OSU-Baylor: 7-7
Nebraska-NW: 17-13
Stanford-UCLA: 3-10
Arkansas-TAMU: 7-7

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Fuck all googles

>his team is named after a euphemism for menstruation

posting the new discord here
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OH MY GOD

MY SCHOOL JUST BEAT WILLIAM & MARY

HOLY FUCK

THIS IS OUR BIGGEST WIN IN YEARS

JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REAL

who uk/usc here?

I was comfy for a little while
now it's full-on battlemode

Lamar has five tds already lol

fucks sake defense

A

FUCKING

TREE

Wut?

stanford pls

do it for her ;_;

Houston is committing felonies in San Marcos at the moment.

>this defense
maw gawd

Cred Forums reporting.

The UW-Colorado PAC title game will decide a playoff spot.

>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol they have to get through Zona first

beat him for for being a liberal.

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Who T/a/MU here?

ish zamora isnt that the guy that beat the shit out of his dog?

And receiving the Leonard Fournette memorial trophy is...... Quarterback out of Louisville, Lamar Jackson! Jackson has padded his stats all September, and will surly only play worse from this point on.

>WILLIAM & MARY TRIPE

OUR TEAM WENT 1-11 A FEW YEARS AGO AND NOW WE'RE HERE

GET FUCKED REST OF THE CAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK ANIME
gig em tho

is the UMD guy still here? the game is fucking close isnt it?

Ask him for his opinion on Aleppo

Assraping fsu is a bit more than stat-padding

Fucking incredible.

So the only viable playoff contenders left are:

>bama
>louisville
>houston
>Michigan
>Ohio state
>Tennessee (technically)
>clemson (technically)
>Wisconsin (technically)

Right?

COME ON UK GET A DAMN TD.

>CAA
Wow, I'm so impressed

not exactly sure what that is, famalam

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

>tfw waiting all day for your game

1. Bama
2. Ohio State
3. Louisville
4. up for grabs

why did you choose UK over Louisville, man? I know most of the state despises Louisville

fuck off israeli sympathiser

shwarma stand

get the special sauce

congrats senpai

This is like when that hot chick thats not into you tries to pass off her ugly friend on to you

Lamar Jackson might score 70 TD'S this year.

post yfw lsu didnt actually get the snap off

I was born at UK hospital man, blue was the first colors I saw.

nah, petrino is gonna over use him and he'll be hurt before long

OH SHIT WOOOOOOOOOOO
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that is a dog :3

plus there should have been a 10 second runoff, a penalty for a LSU WR not being set at the snap, and a penalty for the QB being past the line of scrimmage

refs fucked that last play up entirely and it never should have even happened. Auburn got lucky they didn't get Poke'd

fair enough; hope you get a really kickass season one year to make up for the eternity of heartbreak

Not much going on right now. Post qt

what did we do to deserve dogs

Is Josh Rosen destined to be the greatest QB of our time?

I'm not sure what you meme by this

SOON

there were 12 seconds left on the 4th down play when they snapped it, and ettling hit dural for the 1st, but that was negated because the illegal shift. lsu should have had 12 seconds with a 10 second runoff, leading to 2 seconds on the last play

Kentucky hasn't always sucked a fooseball, besides meh its more of a basketball school. which is all good with me I like both.

...

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smart dog...

we've been posting dubs all day
he's a p nice dog

nothing, but they're the best anyways!

...

her camel toe is huge

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well france. our o-line is looking better.

Kentucky was pretty good in football when they had Tim Couch.

He looks freaked out by the mascot

is her country, crotch is called Wang

>arkanstrip

god fucking damnit

You know exactly what I mean. Look at her fucking tits

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Congrats scro! Maybe you can win 3 games this year!

Yup.
Justice Hill doing great

Why does A&M have a shit defense right up until the red zone?

that bari

yeah and when they had Andre Woodson too, still have the paper when they beat #1 LSU.

mixed feels. now if the offense can actually do something

you don't put time back on the clock for an offensive penalty

>have two close friends
>they're both married
>both of their wives have offered to set me up with their friends
>they are pretty hot so figure they have hot friends
>every time it's been either a fat chick or a single mom
I'd rather be alone than with either of those types of women tbqhwyf

in no less than 100 words describe EXACTLY what you meme

>tfw he leaves and i get banturd with this webm

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How are you gonna reproduce tho

TIME FOR DAWGS

im also happy for rennie

Where did everyone go?


>not this year
Houston have a better shot then us, Broncobro, even if we go undefeated

>everyone falling like dominoes

Top Ten:

1. Rawl Tahd
2. Louisville Nigger QBs
3. THE Ohio State University
4. Michigan Harbaughs
5. Houston Cougars
6. Clempson Tigers
7. Green Bay Packers
8. McCafferey University
9. Texas A&M Faggies
10. Washington Huskies

Assuming above teams win

>The city of Rice owls

There's always sperm donation

i've hated your team ever since y'all had no hotels available when i needed somewhere to stop for the night a few years ago

Yeah he seems to be a real good guy. He won't make to the NFL but I hope he will find success after college.

targeting is a faggy rule

we officially /latenite/

WHAT THE FUCK WHY AREN'T WE BEATING UCLA FUCKKKKKKKK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST

Noise

which was the best gif of the day?

dantonio disappearing act or daniel carlson nailing the camera girl

nah its a good rule. But the refs are fucking inconsistent with calling it.

>H-hey Stacy
>Oh hi user.
>How are you doing tonight.
>Just watching the game with my friend Katie here. Have you met her
>Uh no,
>Oh hey user, Nice to meet you. Do you like to swim? I like to swim. Swimming is really fun. Sometime its all I do all day, You should try swimming. In fact you could come swimming with me. It would be really fun. Its okay if you don't have a swim suit. You can just swim naked. I won't mind.
>Uhhhh no thank you

qt camera girl getting 360 no scoped cross map

>SEC is now a shit dumpster fire conference
what happened bros?

Nice trips.... I know the reality, I just felt like I'd throw it out there.

literally nothing wrong with her

People finally caught on that Bama is the only consistently good team in the conference.

huskybros, you rooting for stanfrod too?

UW and Arizona just started/

Nick Saban literally draining the life out of everybody every year since he's got there.

HURR RELATED

Your take on the usXII expansion?
What if BYU goes?

Is a NY6B Owl still in the cards??
Yeah...

Playoffs:

1. Bama
2. Tennessee
3. Texas A&M
4, Arkansas

>>Uhhhh no thank you
fite me RIGHT NOW
dont you EVER hurt her feelings, even in fiction you create for laughs on a Swahili hematological Best Practices forum discussing memeball

Go to bed, Skip

Check rule C. The clock should've started on the snap in the LSU game. Yes I'm fucking mad right now

DELETE THIS YOU SICK FUCK

I would rather see them lose and so the huskies have a better chance at winning the conference.

Hope so, but probably not. Hate how BYU has the leg up.

I don't want her to see my shamefully miniscule flaccid penis
>tfw grower

what's wrong with tan pants?

I missed the early games. Which are worth watching?

I'm high as shit right now but is this stanford-cal game way more exciting than an NFL game?

>UCLA is stacking the box
>hurr durr lets running the ball, screw play action

Horrendous plausible play calling.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Do you NOT want her to humiliate you??

stanford game going into 4th qtr

Anyone else mirin this Arkansas/TAMU ref?

1. Bama
2. fuckeyes
3. Cards
4. ... not sure yet.

UCLA (Cal Jr.) not Cal

Nice throw and catch for Arkansas

Arizona just ran that shit in on UW.

GODDAMIT DEFENSE I WANT TO BELIEVE BUT YOU KEEP FUCKING UP

Dang dude, you are high. Is Goff playing too?

Arkansas-Alabama is going to be so hype

Referees signaled the clock to start when they placed the ball and there was a penalty applied. Hang yourself LSU fanboy.

I love having a 30yr with an usXII, dough

less begging of the other P5 teams, maybe we can play some lesser Powers like Wake or Vandy

>MemeCaffrey
>Fournette
>Cook
at this rate Lamar Jackson could drop a few games and still win the Heisman

lmao realized my mistake YEE

FUCK FLORIDA HAHAHAHAHA

No kidding, that was fast as fuck.

WR has 17 catches for 210 and 2 TDs and we lose. i hate this defense. i hate this quarterback. I want my Jeff Driskell back. I want Kenneth Dixon back. JUST WAKE ME UP SENPAI

WOOOOO PIG SOOIE

That'd work too. I just want a little more diversity in our schedule around the country. It's the only way to really advance.

4th down and he runs backwards! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

The NFL is fucking garbage compared to college football.

Mostly has to do with absolute shit tier refs in the NFL who don't let the players compete and throw a flag on every fucking drive whereas college refs will generally let teams get away with a little dirty shit (small holds, a little contact etc) as long as both teams are doing it.

Also has to do with all the commercials in the NFL, shit tier NFL commentators and ABSOLUTE SHIT TIER nfl atmospheres. The only NFL games i can stand to watch are when my own team is playing, whereas college football i can spend an entire saturday flipping between 20 games and enjoy all of it.

McCaffrey is playing well

Cook had a good game

Already watching it, but I'm asking about the morning and afternoon games, so I have something to watch after the night cap games.

This Allen may actually be better than his brother was.

You're not a true contender in the pac until you blow a game to a shit team. It's tradition.

yeah, is always PAC

but we wanna be PAC, see we may as well
BYU is in fucking trouble next week, btw

also
>blowing a 20 pt lead to MTSU
really guys...really?

This. He may well be able to bootyblast Bama at Arkansas

>parents concerned about injured player
>daughter not giving a single fuck about it
Priorities, man.

Football is the only sport where somebody gets hurt every single game.

>tfw shit team played us way too close but we ended up with a comfortable w

>6 points against UCLA
>South Florida

Stanford getting absolutely exposed

>bootyblast Bama
You do know Bama has a defense right?

The last time someone told me a team was going to bootyblast Bama was the Notre Dame Natty game

enjoy your freefall down the rankings

THANK YOU BASED TREVOR BUT FUCK THIS OFFENSE

Arkansaw confirmed meme team

>QB land dragons
>the QB is trevor knight

Watch out bama

Are you watching the game? Stanford's play calling had been atrocious. I don't think they've run play action once even though there are 8 players in the box.

I don't even know how you fix the NFL. Every rule I could try to come up with to try to get it to not be 100% about money would have some weasel workaround.

That's the thing that makes CFB so much better - it's pretty much only about the sport and tradition.

>implying we were ranked

kek

KEK

come on UK close it out and get the W.

Notre Dame would booty blast both of these teams

SEC Power Rankings?

1. Bama
2. Ole Miss.
3. Everyone else

why are the PAC such sluts???

Like all of them..

Arkansas should be up like 28 to 7

Arizona just got btfo by the refs

Oh great..... Kentucky's gotta play Bama next that'll be a close one.

I'll predict

Bama 40-14.

you'd think so but then again
>arkansas

>USF
>UCLA
lol

>Marshall

So if Stanford loses and Texas A&M wins there will be 3 SEC teams in the top 10, right?

>non SEC cuckferences

The fans at NFL games are mostly garbage people too. If you go to a college game, most people there either have a college degree or are working towards obtaining a college degree. If you go to a NFL game, most people there have GEDs and maybe a few went to community college for a semester. This results in NFL crowds being much trashier than college crowds. It might sound elitist as fuck but it's true.

Miss State is a lock for BTFO OM in the Egg Bowl to ruin a promising season after being shit all year.

correct

More like

>SEC power rankings
>obliterated by anyone in the ACC

>Note for real power rankings multiply by 20

Just like last year right?

Oh yeah, SEC won almost all their bowls and the natty.

Stay cucked, little coastal bro, we may have an opening for your school one day.

can ucola do this?

inb4 McCaffrey dragon

>named after A FUCKING TREE

>tfw going to community college
:/ pls no bully

>(((Rosen)))

Memphis is up 70 to 6 against Bowling Green with the 4th QTR left to play.

Fucking turnovers and penalties. We are our own worst enemy

Reminder that non-SEC cucks are the manlets of /cfb/

Always desperate to overcompensate for their inherent inferiority

>ESPN making me relive today's loss right now

>Implying a college degree means anything these days because all you have to do is be breathing and able to sign a loan form, or be a minority to gain entry to even the most elite of colleges.

A college degree hold no exceptional value anymore. But I do agree on the fan issue.

>Memphis' QB has 7 incomplete passes and 6 TD passes

me too but ill still root for bama

NFL tickets aren't exactly in the price range of someone who has a GED and works at Walmart

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ASU bros, where the fuck are you at?
Is this our night?
>Stanford about to lose
>Washington losing to the Memecats
>Oregon loses again
>University of Shitty California is done for the season
Trying not to get my hopes up but its weird watching this game with family while trying to hide your boner from excitement.

>unironically saying this when Alabama is the face of ncaaf right now

if >a fucking tree loses this game, how fucked are the pac-12's chances at a playoff spot?

Alabama literally carries your conference and practically sucks any worthwhile recruits. SEC is honestly pathetic in how the ranging of quality it is. You better not be one of those cucks who root for SEC no matter what.

Laughed hard at GB

Washington would be their only hopes.

INDEPENDENT RELATED

Should all the Military Branches be Indy?

should all Indy schedules be upheld, even ND?

Most SEC fans didn't even finish high school

Didn't they lose to Duke today?

Those Aggies sure know how to make a good commercial.

>go to Cowboys game at Cowboys stadium
>assholes everywhere, witness several fights, see a couple arrests
>go to Alabama/USC game at Cowboys stadium
>don't see any of the bullshit from the Cowboys games
Hmmmmm

>finish

AH HURRRRRRRR

>being BTFO by "literally who" Charlotte a couple of weeks ago
>being this excited about winning a game against some other no-name "Special Olympics" division college football team

ND would booty blast Duke 9 out of 10 times

Duke got lucky today because Cutcliff is based

>A

>t
T R E E

>Elon
Jersey trash detected

>stereotypes.


All right /cbf/ tell me how bad will bama spank UK? Gimmie your final scores.

UCLA-Stanford coming down to this 4th and inches. If Stanford doesn't make it, they almost definitely lose.

Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>JUST

u tried

They used to be the injuns before muh political correctness

I think you mean High Point.

>flyover cuckolds

What did Drake mean by this?

>tfw your school is so weird it scares off all the T-shirt shitters

>go to ESPN.com to check the scores

>craperdick shit still a top story

Don't even care who wins TAMU/Arkansas.

So indifferent to both teams. Neither truly belong in our division much less the conference.

>Pussy ball punting

still high because >Big XII

>Stanford is punting
What kind of cuck shit is this?

>what is pandering

Should have gone for it cucks

He's a /lifelong/ obviously

>what is alcohol?

The ultimate bandwagoner

I'm not kidding, My family is from Louisiana and are all LSU fans despite never even sniffing being able to go there

CHICO

>tfw your school is so bad in a great conference that all bandwagon fans just root for Bama

>9-2 in last years Bowls
>alabama carries the sec lol

in what world did that make sense?

>the by far #1 coach in amateur football got fucking eviscerated when he coached in the NFL

Reminder of how trash you are compared to The Pros, lads.

will she need comforting ;_;

Jerry World still sells alcohol at college games

I think he does it with all the teams that win. Though funny enough he's always at Kentucky basketball games.

>airballed at a Kentucky pregame warmup

Yes

What part of Alabama is he from lads?

>a fucking tree

Most deaths are caused by exploding refrigerators

SEC plays garbage ACC, Big XII-II, and Sun Belt teams in their owls

tuscaloosashire

>His college doesn't sell alcohol at games

>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the country will miss the playoffs next season

>Brandon Peters (objectively and statistically the best QB in the 2016 recruiting class, it isn't even debatable)
>Ty Isaac (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1200+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Jake Butt (a top 3 TE already going into this season, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Sean McKeon (literally a Jake Butt-clone)
>Amara Darboh (top 10 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Jabril Peppers (a black guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Kareem Walker (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Joe Beneducci (best blocking FB in country)

>Best pass rush in the B1G
>Best LB corp in the B1G
>Best secondary in the country
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Wolverines are missing the playoffs this season

The Michigan B1G championship drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

Muscle Shores ;^)

almost makes me wish we'd lost so i could commiserate with her

GO DAWGS
Browning with the block!

its not fair ;_;

GO UCLA

How so?

>mfw auburn fags think they should be ranked after beating LSU

>le 30 ghostwriters man

It's good for the brand to support successful college teams. A lot of his fans are college students.

Holy shit that block

They get some ridiculously mismatched bowl games too
>Leonard Fournette vs Texas Tech run defense
>Arkansas vs Kansas State
>Georgia vs Penn State

Houstons going to get decimated by Louisville. Clemson will beat Louisville with some kind of meme magic next week. Michigan and Ohio State will cancel each other out after one of them blunders a game against some other in-conference opponent. Tennessee is unlikely to win against Alabama, but Alabama has a brutal 4 game stretch after next week, even if LSU looks terrible right now, they will give them a game.

Out of the rest of the undefeated top 25, Washington, Miami, Utah, and San Diego St. have the easiest schedules. The monetary backlash will send Div. 1 back into the non-playoff BCS era.

So did anyone else's pick ems get BTFO this week?

make 'em 26

FAKE IT

at the end of the day ucla are just faggots that didn't get into stanford

>muh Great White Hope team about to get cucked by a Jew
will Cred Forums ever recover?

Salty ole piss fan detected

You guys get a 3 year: ex NFL, ex tree, coach; and you think you are biggest bitches in the B10
You posters are diamond dozen

>mfw I thought a buckeye was some badass animal like a badger but just today found out it's a FUCKING GOD DAMN TREE

This is what I never get, how the hell does the ref keep the clock running? He was pushed out of bounds right the fuck away, no forward progress or any shit. That shit happens so fucking often and it's outrageous. Especially with how often games come down to literal last second plays (LSU vs Auburn FYI, although that was all Les). I hate this arbitrary decision to keep clock running or stop it by the refs.

that block by browning seemed almost apologetic lel

Wat? He had a .500 average over just a couple years in a shithole of a program. When will this meme die. There's like a whopping 5 pro coaches right now with consistently great records. End this meme

catch interference good job UCLA.

McCaffrey is pissed

and I'm sure your conference plays only the best of the best ;)

mccuntfrey is a hack, leldecky is ugly, the stanford band sucks

Nice """"teams""""" in your clearly superior top to bottom conferences

Specifically for SEC games though? I know it's banned at campuses but I would also assume it applies to neutral sites.

mcaffrey is no hack, but you're right on hte other 2 counts

Jaded Miss State fan.

>tree

its a nut

>leldecky is ugly

Who is Pete Carroll

Holy shit Stanford, calm the fuck down.

He just jumped ship cause he knew the NFL was dying.

Buckeyes more like BUTT GUYS lol

a nut is a baby tree

>knee obviously down in bounds
>refs call it out of bounds

Your mom is a slut

He's Right You Know...

all that work for nothing. goddamit knight

>he has to worry about his team relocating if the Jew owner thinks he can make a few more shekels in another city
Glad I never have to worry about my school moving somewhere else

>the Ohio state trees

>The Ohio state reees

>Texas Gay&M

That should have been a 4th down play, fucking stanford getting the benefit of the refs

underrated post

My state only allowed alcohol sales a few years back. Still loosening the grip from the temperance days of Protestant influence.

>UW has a good defense
ah ah ah

ever heard of the jizz jar?

TFW no power five team is safe.

STANFORD WHAT

UCLA BTFO

HOLY FUCK THAT CTAHC

>He thinks every NFL team has an owner

My
Fucking
Sides

>yewclah

TOUCHDOWN STANFORD.

SCORED TOO SOON CAP THIS

WHITES WIN LMAO

>PooCLA

Stanford getting the benefit of refball, god fucking dammit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>OOKLA

>inb4 kick return TD

fucla being the faggots they are

>worst coast cuckolds

JUST

UNIVERSITY OF CAUCASIANS LOST IN ASIANS BTFO

He's literally holding the UCLA player off with his arm

>wearing watches halfway up your forearm
why is this allowed?

>has to worry about the death penalty and losing his titles when some of his dumb nigs get caught taking money

Doesn't sound much better

Wew

Hey Mod, go fuck yourself.

Stanford and UCLA are both on the west coast though

you DO REALIZE stanford is also on the west coast?

idiot

HABBENING

>Cutting to commercial

WHAT THE FUCK ABC

>What is Green Bay

Your move, champ

Hail mary time.

HAIL MARY TIME

Hail Mary time.

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why does UCLA have so many asians?

>saban/alabama
>every getting caught
lol

>timetime

>ucla gets btfo 60 straight yards in 60 seconds
>one play with a close non-call

blaming the refs in this situation reeks of desperation

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>dropped ball
fuccin rip

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>ROSEN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>JEWCLA

FUCKING KEKEKEKEK

AHAHAHAHAHA

WHITES WIN

CANT CHASE THE MASTERRACE

>Strip sack on Hail Mary attempt

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

TOUCHDOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the ending of that game
Get fucked Bruins

>(You)CLA

WHITES WIN AGAIN

DEGENERATE GAMBLERS BTFO

>(((Rosen)))

good grades

tfw stream is 20 seconds behind and you guys ruined it for me ;_;

What website is this?

When will Ledeckyposting fucking die, the olympics are over already

>that fuckin Stanford cover

did we do it??

JUST FUCK MY SPREAD UP SENPAI

And Myles Garrett just dropped his draft stock.

Garrett down. gg arky

>ucla

public shit schools btfo

on a related note: ryan burns seems like a bro

ESPN

Chop blocks are for pussies

There goes your number 1 overall pick

>tfw the most based QB/RB combo in the country

yeah. for as much as i tried to see how sports rigging can be done at that high a level, there are just way too many variables that come into play for it to actually be rigged.

really liking cfb though

Name a more overrated conference than the SEC

muh knee

Colonial Athletic

Spot the faggy

comic conference

I can't

>balding uggo
>manlet

just cause they are white doesn't make them based

spotted the pussy

B1G is literally propped up by tOSU.

Michigan is still shit and everyone else is middling at best. Iowa just lost to a fucking FCS team.

God, that receding hairline.

Small 10

and I though the way LSU lost was shitty.

That's brutal UCLA...... but FUNNY AS FUCK.

Is that any different from the SEC being propped up by Bama?

Probably this

Her hairline has always been like that!

I hope you know that while you were in diapers, the SEC was the most overlooked and mocked conference
SEC used to be associated with a bunch farmers

PAC

White people win again lol.

found the buttmad ucla fan

youtube.com/watch?v=WO-QTJer3vU

Na because the SEC has underrated teams (ole piss) And the Big has all overrated teams.

Now you can argue the SEC has overrated teams like Georgia, but we all knew they were gonna go 9-3 come on.... we all knew it, don't say it.

here come the dubs

Its so bad.

but she sure can swim

There are also wealthy cucks who take their kids to NFL games for the experience (mostly for facebook photos) and then shit like this happens:

youtube.com/watch?v=X_iH4XatU3E

Pro sports are garbage but without them college football wouldn't be what it is.

Its just amazing how boring NFL sundays are compared to CFB. Makes me realize how many people in this country and abroad are fucking morons who buy into marketing so think the NFL is the best. They clearly don't know or care about the actual game of football, but just care about not feeling left out of the NFL hype.

So what are the candidates for best and worst teams of the week:

Best: Bama, Louisville, Duke, Colorado, Houston, Wisconsin...

Worst: UF, LSU, UGA, Notre Dame, Oregon, Michigan State...

I'd like to narrow it down to 3-4 each for my autism chart later this evening.

As a long-time UCLA player, they deserved to lose that game.

If you let go of a free possession by just running down the middle for three downs like they did, and then end the game on your own turf by having your star QB get sacked with the ball returned for a TD, then you deserve to lose.

You played like shit all night and gave up every good opportunity you had by letting it fall out of your hands, both figuratively and literally.

A classic loss by UCLA, and well deserved. I bet Rosen wishes he was at Stanford right now.

the big 12 is unironically a "power 5" conference

>post yfw UW gets cucked by Arizona

The entire fucking SEC East and everyone in the SEC West minus Alabama is overrated.

kys

College football was popular before the NFL existed and would still be popular if the NFL disappeared

the SEC is only overrated because the other conferences are all blatantly shit

>Troy Aikman posting on Cred Forums

That pick is going to hurt their momentum

based FredEx

>Underrated (ole piss)

You mean the best 1-2 team of all time?

>Ole Piss is overrated at 20whatever

Lmao

Fuck off Iowa

>Inb4 not Iowa
stfu gay

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>Houstonfags offline still acting like they've played anyone this season
I can't wait till Louisville shuts them up.

Alabama is THE SEC. No one would take the conference seriously if not for them.

They are though.

Olepiss had to deal with what OU did.
But they managed to not look shit in the process.

Truly a great performance, very entertaining games

It was, but the talent wouldn't remain. The best athletes play college ball and work their asses off because they want to get paid in the NFL.

Sure college football would exist and people would love it, but it wouldn't be the god tier thing it is today. You have guys putting their literal lives on the line to make millions with an NFL contract (knowing most of them will half ass it after getting paid the first time)

Meh, they did beat Oklahoma. This week doesnt count though...

+1

>Losing 3 TD leads in multiple games = not looking like shit

"okay"

disgusting, why would anyone wanna go to NFL game. it'll never match the energy of a college game.

Thanks reddit

HOLY SHIT BAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK

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>the city of baylor

Arkansas, Ole Miss, Arkansas, T&M, Florida, UT, Georgia (next year) and auburn normally are elite teams. This is a down year for most traditionally god tier SEC teams, but the aggies and arkansas are stepping up and UT seems to be making a return.

Alabama will win another natty for us.

I have no idea.

game changer there

>Counting a win against a team that got exposed in week 1 and had no business being ranked so high
Keksas Kek could beat OU.

-2

>3rd and 21

They had 3 TD leads.

OU wasn't doing anything close to that.

Shit how many wins does Clempson have against shitters where they didn't do that.

They aren't georgia bad

Honestly the biggest play was fucking Ishmael Adams dropping that 3rd down pass after Rosen made a great throw

Ucla's defense was passable tonight but really the story of the game is Stanford looks sluggish for 3 1/2 quarters then ucla chokes the game away

Florida has not been elite since like, 2010.

>4th and 25

They've been elite in everything BUT the QB position since then. Now that they have a QB (he was out today) they are fully elite again.

2016 elite SEC teams
>Alabama
2016 SEC teams that might end up being elite
>Arkansas, A&M, Ole Miss, Tennessee

>All that for nothing

OSU is the B1G ten, No one takes that conference seriously at all.

Because the actual quality of the game is much higher and defense is a thing. 75% of college games are stomps by the team that has the biggest, fastest giga-nigs

HOLY HELL that was a hit on the AZ player

Son of a bitch, Arkansuck.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA PIG FUCKS

>not taking the points
Literal pigs

>this wad post 420

DIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDE

Fucking beautiful

>B1G ten
I hate all of you

the NFL has better players but all the games are blowouts or come with predictable endings. not to mention the fact that losses in the NFL aren't a big deal while one loss ends your season in cfb

>anyteam not alabama
lol

>Georgia (next year)
>next year

Literally the story of Georgia football in two words.

>bama and tamu are the ONLY elite teams of the last 5 years

ironically, tamu was a transplant from big12, which goes to show how easy the sec "gauntlet" actually is

outside of the south, everyone knows that the other teams (auburn, arky, tenn, uga, uf, miss) are all garbage. absolutely garbage

except UW is now shooting themselves in the foot

>team goes 9-7
>can still make the playoffs and win the Owl
Disgusting

Offense will still find a way to fuck this possession up. Double OT looks very likely

>GAYLOR

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>elite in everything BUT...

so in other words, NOT elite

>turn on TV for some OKST baylor action
>not on Fox

Did I miss a memo?

Perfect example of bootyblasted tripfag

kys

Is it on FS1?

>R KANSAS

I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. GET FUCKED PIGLETS

DRAGON

But they're like a number 10 team now right?

Yeah, I'll argue that and the interference penalty before Stanford's last drive were the catalysts, though they probably would've pushed through it (and I don't think it was actually interference ether).

Eh, sure their defense was passable, but a major part of UCLA choking was their defense failing to adapt to Stanford when they started getting a little more rowdy, as shown by their failure to guard WR Irwin (#2) for three straight downs or more.

At what point do you stop calling every team garbage and start recognizing parity in the FBS?

If there are 120 teams and 117 are "garbage" then your standards are obviously too strict for these young players

>the landmass of Bert

TRY CHANNEL 25

>computers and how sports writers feel determining who plays for for the title

100x worse

>torched.png

Rip in pieces Arkansas.

>A 2-2 team
>top 10 team

Ha. Ha. Ha.

>computers
What is this, 2013? Condolezza Rice and various Athletic Directors determine who's in now

doesn't look like it, weird.

>team goes 7-9
>can still make the playoffs and win the Owl
>Absolutely Disgusting
Fixed

Good thing >we got rid of that retarded shit. I would be OK with expanding the CFB playoff to 8 teams but 4 is a good number.

those were the days

ping

>don't drink the espn sec koolaid
>ZOMG YOU THINK 117 TEAMS ARE TERRIBLE

many teams outside the sec are great, you are just unable to see it with your sec bias. simple as that.

M8 it's an objective fact that NFL games have fewer blowouts

I prefer college football but you have a bad argument here

80% of nfl games are decided by 1 score

Ole Piss will lose to Memphis again

I want an 8 team playoff

>literally defending a system where sub .500 teams being able to compete for a champions hip
go back to your /customer/ general fampai

BAYYYYYLORRRRR
it is on fox

>better players but all the games are blowouts

Are you fucking retarded?

is he elite?

which is why I mentioned predictable endings

No that's not it, honestly it just looks like I replied to the wrong person

Everybody is constantly saying this team and that team are shit, basically everybody who isn't bama, Ohio state, and Louisville has been called garbage or shit in these threads, that's all I'm saying

give it a few years

How the fuck is that any better? Still comes down to muh feelings, biases, and muh ess eee see

Fuck it, make it 16.

whoa whoa senpai, I'm a Kentucky supporter I'm only typing the Big ten the way I've seen it typed.

32 teams is only fair.

NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS EXCEPT DUKE GGGO BLUE DEVILS

>you now remember when Arkansas lost to HOLY TOLEDO

That's just a Cred Forums staple. Go to any board and anything that isn't the greatest is shit. It's a fucking banner, man

Saved

Buffalo native Chad Kelly says no

They aren't any more predictable either so you're still retarded

No, that's too watered down. 8 would be perfect.
>autobid for each P5 champion
>committee can decide which G5 team gets the G5 autobid and the two at-large teams
>first round is played at the homefield of the higher seed

>getting rid of one loss ends your season
literally the NFL but with shittier players

alabama in the snow

MAKE IT HAPPEN

>actual quality of the game
oh you mean commercials after every kickoff, touchdown, first down, timeout, PAT, ect.....
Teams allowed to blatantly cheat with no actual punishments or players/coaches getting banned. the same two or three teams winning superbowls. that shit is literally worse and more scripted than the fucking NBA.

>unable to escape the Clinton commercials watching cfb
Can't wait for the October surprise.

>your teen comes home smelling like marijuana now what?
>this calls for air guitar
A most excellent answer

>energy company shilling

They'd boycott before they played a big game in the snow.

>NFL
teams go on a 5 minute drive to milk the clock or take a couple kneel downs after a late turnover/blown 4th down

>CFB
see spaghetti like FSU/GT, Sparty/Michigan, Arkansas/Ole Piss, BYU/Nebraska, etc.

>tfw first debate in less than 48 hours
HYPE
Y
P
E

Be excellent to your fellow man, dude

too early to call. if baylor loses you can count the big 12 out for sure

Literally all they show is Clinton commercials.

Jewish leaders of the media really are terrified that Trump=Hitler.

yeah letting UT put up 38 points in 3 quarters was real elite of them

but what abou WVU?

muh ebil juice

Trump doesn't need to pay networks for ad time, he makes them do it for free with their nonstop coverage of everything he says

2 quarters*

elite

>white people

that pure ass lucky heem sleepy moment

barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/presenting-the-whitest-brawl-in-the-history-of-white-people-at-the-vineyard-vines-tent-at-kentucky-oaks/

i live in a solid red state, and we dont get any Clinton commercials.

It's because trump literally doesn't have a campaign. He relies 100% on media publicity

>justice hill

God bless you Booker T. Washington your school produces damn fine nigga running backs.

>best quarterback is black
>best running back is a white & blonde
>best receiver is white & blond
what did they mean by this?

these fucking refs in the arkansas a&m game

So true

THANK YOU GREATEST ALLY AND FUCK THE PIGS

>spotted the college student bernouts turned hillary shills

kind of ironic that all these "anti-establishment" sanders supporters now support the most pro-establishment, pro-corruption candidate since the bushes

>whitest brawl.

whites don't brawl because we aren't subhuman gorillas


that was the gayest pass interference I've ever seen... the Gayygies literally being handed the game.

take off the jacket

I have yet to see a Trump commercial in Georgia, but campaign emails say that they'll push them out following the debate.

I think I saw an ESPN commercial where they're gonna try to set up something via the app or website to see both events simultaneously (or something like that). If not, ESPN will be losing a lot of shekels on Monday night.

how old are you? Anything past 26 that's what you're going to be stuck with.

oh fuck we say that then he fumbles.

>whites don't brawl
>Ireland exists
>soccer hooligans exist

he did

refs are fags, i'm out

>irish
>white

why does everyone assume that louisville will beat houston?

his campaign is pretty solid make america for americans again. Fix all the issues the left has caused in the last 8 years and bring americans together again.

Shillary's campaign is literally allowing terrorists into the country and pandering to minorities while causing a further divide among the american people and she'll set back women's rights 100 years.

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Name one QUALITY team besides bama in the SEC. You literally can't.

Politicians and the government have zero problem spending peoples money. In fact, they get hard off of it. They love that power.

Fact of the matter is Hillary spent over 250 million dollars in september in ads, and trump spent like 5 million.

Why? No one going to vote in November is going to remember hillary's rotten face on her ads 5 weeks earlier. Its a waste. Hillary doesn't care that its a waste, "waste", as a concept, doesn't even exist to her. Trump is saving his funding to launch an ad campaign during the last couple of weeks. That will actually make a difference. He knows how to effectively spend money and not to just waste it.

All Trump needs to do is point to Hillary's record as secretary of state (fucking up libya causing the migration crisis in europe, and funding the overthrow of assad- aka ISIS- thinking that would stop the iranian nuclear program). Thats all he needs to point to. He could even ignore the clinton foundation curroption like how they literally took in tens of millions for themselves while fucking haiti out of billions of dollars of rebuilding funds (see Clinton Cash or listen to former Haitain politicians telling how they were offered massive bribes from bill to play along)

He could also ignore Hillary's medical problems. The fact she is mentally and physically damaged and we have video proof of it, isn't even as damaging as the proof we have of how shit she was in she had some power.

Then there are the clinton death's.... Her laughing about defending a rapist....

Also the racist democrats keeping blacks on their plantation- using taxpayer dollars to keep blacks in poverty but make them feel like they HAVE to vote D to keep getting those handouts.

He doesn't even need to do commercials in my opinion. People should figure this out on their own.

But yes, I'm glad trump is blowing money on ads 6 weeks out.

who is the best receiver?

>Auto-bid for each P5 champion
The Big 12 is a perfect example of why thats a terrible idea, when Oklahoma wins the big 12 after going 9-3 later this year

>racist democrats
butthurt republican spotted

Damage control spotted.

>racist democrats

Oh shit, I guess I better vote for Clinton now

not what you said, just the "racist democrats" part

reeks of desperation

The democrats have always been the racists. They view minorities as nothing more than an asset to manipulate.

Or do you actually think welfare is a good thing? And do you think "affirmative action" is something a non racist would get away with? What if a republican came out and said a black person needs special treatment? How would that get spun? Black folks are waking up to this shit now and starting to realize they have been fucked over, thats why trump is suddenly getting 20% of the black vote (and its rising)

The republicans freed the blacks. They view people as equal. The democrats have been and always will be the party that uses them.