am i the only one here who prefers this commentary team over rogan/goldberg
Hudson Lopez
The day GSP retired is when UFC died.
prove this point wrong
Ethan Rogers
that shirt would be a lot cooler if it just said AIDS
Evan Wood
In Schaub we trust
Jose Gutierrez
GOOBY
BLESS
Chase Myers
yeah Barao will probably win this fight but he is done
Joseph Gonzalez
CYBORG VS ROUSEY
Michael Campbell
Need Barao and Robocop
Jack Collins
i thought that was thug rose for a sec kekekekek
Ryder Bennett
It's a little dry, but I'm pretty much over Rogan. He's become a meme.
Asher Brown
...
Xavier Lee
Guys, guys, Cy is not gonna lose, right?
Aiden Kelly
Barao a shit
Liam Jones
def, also Dom barely let hanik the jew talk, rely gud actually
Xavier Robinson
poor brazilians, USADA hit hem hard
Jason Reed
Dom is legit the best
Parker Adams
It was when they added WMMA. Now every card has at least one mandatory piss break fight.
Carter Cooper
I mean, she might...
Brayden Allen
>All these casuals who don't know who Barao is
Cooper Davis
well Cruz is smarter at calling the fight
Justin Hernandez
desu I want someone more attractive so I can jack off to a champion
Juan Bailey
Cruz/ Cormier commentary team when?
Anthony Hernandez
Cruz is cool, just tries to explain to much. I think he would be better if he was looser with his commentary like rogan.
Luis Miller
Lads how many instagram followers do you have?
Thomas Mitchell
goddamnit this fight is boring
BORING
Justin Jenkins
i want to see a card with dom and the brits
Justin Cooper
literally a prelim fighter
Kayden Barnes
AND BRING THE FIRE RIGHT AFTAAAAAA
Jordan Roberts
tj broke him
John Thomas
>you will never see Jessica Andrade and Kaline Medeiros kiss
Mason Anderson
it's been surprisingly comfy
Ian Thompson
it sounds like Dom loves breaking down the action in front of him while watching as a fan. I also like when Hardy and Gooden do commentary.
Oliver Lee
1 too many color(ed) guys
Brayden Robinson
Is Dana going to add a Big Girls weight class just for Cyborg?
Anthony Cook
Says the taco eater la cucaracha.
William Rivera
haven't been paying attention because Anik makes my brain turn off
Isaiah Hall
>having an Instagram >giving Facebook even more of your information than they already have
Sebastian Russell
>yfw Dana called Nover the next GSP/Anderson Silva
Sebastian Morris
Why the fuck did Roy get so buttblasted over the stoppage?
Wyatt Wood
Who /drunk/ here?
Anthony Smith
lorenzo with that Gears of War goal physique
Evan Nelson
>couldnt even hurt or finish a tuf reject
Parker Wood
PRECISION
Henry Moore
Jesus that trainer sounds like a faggot
Jose Murphy
you just know
Daniel Clark
Any webms of the Felder stoppage?
Julian Hall
face it the time of brazilians is over, its time for the cardio machines of mexico.
Kevin Diaz
>trying build a division on someone you can't say is attractive
Jose Thompson
19-19?
Ethan Bennett
lol I bought a bottle of 2 Gingers
it's alright
Parker Hernandez
>going to decision with a Filipino nurse
Ethan Anderson
>what are you not believing in right now?
wtf kinda corner help in this.
that's your job to figure out and stay positive
Carson Peterson
Bottom left here, about to win this shit you faggots.
Eli Williams
They both have fucked up faces.
Made for each other.
Thomas Peterson
...
Jose Perez
______ is the next Anderson Silva
This has got to stop
Mason Thomas
its a translator you retard
Anthony Fisher
But you also can't say that she is unattractive, because you'd be terrified she is going to find you and beat the shit out of you.
Ethan Price
i'm losing a lot of fat by not being boozing hard. I suggest you do the same alchy
Adam Thomas
that filipino nurse just looks so annoying man i dont know what it is
Isaac Edwards
That your missus?
Dylan Fisher
...
Caleb Campbell
had to punch his friend in the face more than necessary
legit top 10 all time reaction gif
Noah Cox
>andre pederastneres
Adam Ward
Who is this ejaculate immaculate?
Nolan Sanchez
That would break my heart. Everytime she fights I'm so nervous.
That's kinda pathetic.
Hudson Long
>anything to get closer to Sage
Aiden Jenkins
Get some Robitussin softgels lad
Bentley Green
He is the best fighter ever alive Only god can judge
Dominic Phillips
From where is that accent from the flip coach?
Adam Gray
Who is the fat girl with the blue dress
Henry Roberts
>sheepshagger judging
Jeremiah Walker
yeah he does I love how his voice cracked
Aaron Reed
Filipinos are pretty annoying. The hues of Asia.
Luis Perry
>casual >watching fight nights
James Scott
Uh, boozers are losers
Nathaniel Cook
>doesn't say "welcome to jackass"
idiot
Angel Rogers
Anik sounds slightly annoyed at how in depth Dom gets with commentary
Josiah Wood
cyborg making 140 to try and prove she isn't a cheater is going to get her killed elbow princess via heem
Adrian Taylor
does he have some kind of face disease
Jackson Watson
Same Dana who said Pettis was #1 P4P?
Ethan Richardson
shit fight. glad i let my dvr buffer.
Gavin Campbell
Novers trainer you twat, he has a real high pitched whiny voice and he's whining about Barao getting up slightly faster than Nover
James Ward
Is that mighty mouse or a bald white guy?
Xavier Stewart
Does this girl Cyborg is fighting stand a chance?
Or is this a squash match to set up Cyborg vs Holm
Logan Gomez
>he
Matthew Gonzalez
mighty mouse
you can see JJ freak out in the full clip too
Kayden Bailey
Phillipe Nover
Aiden Watson
It's based mighty manlet
Benjamin Barnes
>fight fans will defend this
Nathaniel Thompson
it's more of a timing thing, Dom is stepping on his toes
Julian Hughes
meltzer used to talk about how smart cruz is when breaking down fights, so true
Carson Perez
I like tyron and I'm white
Jaxson Thompson
Boooorao
Anthony Anderson
that's a "she" of this orc race senpai
Cooper Clark
Its literally Cyborgs Ronda/Holm match. She is going to get outclassed and elbowed into oblivion.
Josiah Edwards
Can't wait for Rogan/goldie aka best MMA commentating duo back in 2 weeks.
Eli Davis
don't forget TJ and Buffer
Jonathan Nguyen
OY
LOOK AT THE WAY HE STAND UP
Brayden Thomas
>JJ freak out
What a qt
Oliver Davis
I miss the old Renan The Nosferatu Renan The fucked up teeth Renan
Jackson Bailey
usada was a mistake
Noah Hernandez
*barfs*
Leo Ramirez
>meltzer
LITERALLY WHO
Adam Reyes
hahahaha
Logan Fisher
Shit fight
Jacob Ward
jj and conor you just know
Cooper Bell
No shit
Blake Martin
>half Filipino oh boy you know the flips are gunna freak out if he wins
Oliver Nguyen
Barao should go back to 135
Kevin Morales
Rogan doesn't do international travel anymore, he won't be back until MSG
Alexander Perez
>women main events
makes me sick how damn far we fell
Aaron Sanders
who wants to see a heemed nurse?
Ethan Allen
How do I get Dana-mode, lads?
Logan Davis
Best move of the night? Push kick on Big John 2bh.
Ryder Cox
qt upset incoming
Chase Cook
can it nerd
Cameron Ortiz
Is that eligible for the 50k bonus?
Andrew Lee
renan like a real life rocky III. wrapped up in the material shit and lost the hunger
Brody Foster
be nice fuckers we can't all be good looking, she does have a nice personality though
Christopher Davis
Not Barao apparently.
Christian Ramirez
I had it 29-28 Not the best fight
Jace Wood
>how damn far we fell
You wouldn't know. You've only been watching 2 months.
Logan Powell
variety is ok but Rogan + Goldie is goat
reminder that Rogan only signed a one year deal and they are keeping their options open
Austin Kelly
How does it feel being in such close vicinity to these subhuman mongoloids?
Hunter Ortiz
>Best move of the night?
Felder posting that pic
James Stewart
barao should do a lot of things, but going back to 135 ain't one of them this guy is completely broken after getting mauled twice by dillashaw this guy needs to either switch camps, roid up or just fuck his shit up getting lost among whos, which he seemingly does right now
Holy shit just look at Goobs though Reduced to skin and bones
There's no way he's making 145 again
Charles Taylor
Portuguese is such a gross language tbqh
Jaxon Morgan
...
Thomas Adams
>she does have a nice personality though
obviously didn't watch her season of TUF
she has a fucking TERRIBLE personality she made Claudia's personality seem cute
Nicholas Howard
Meltzer is some pro-wrestling """"""""""journalist""""""""" who now covers MMA since no one cares for mandrama anymore.
Juan Sanders
DOM AND JIM ROSS
DANA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
DOM AND JIM FUCKING ROSS
Owen Carter
HA HA
TIME FOR CYBORG
Elijah Campbell
Me too tbpqh
Angel Morris
i need to lick vanessas belly before i die
Nathaniel Collins
>Eu amo o Brasil
Samuel Carter
Please have sex
Camden Brown
seu buceta
Nathaniel Sanders
>you will never rub lotion on them
Eli Flores
Says the vegemite eater
Nathan Taylor
> vaovaovao > eyneyneyn
Jacob Sanchez
Would be fun but cyborg can't even make a made up weightclass.
Christian Ross
+quinton jackson dayna plz dayna plz
Blake White
>Reduced to skin and bones
that's all we are familia
just skin, water and bones
Logan Brooks
DON'T SAY THAT
Joshua Wood
>it's an america tries to bantz episode
embarrassing
Samuel Edwards
BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM
STOP THE DAMN MATCH
HES GOT KIDS KANG
Luke Gomez
>YFW LINA WINS
Joshua Garcia
The ones this bad are generally in remote areas. The ones in the city are so drunk they sleep most of the day in parks.
>HEAVE HO UNNA
Anthony Bennett
who /cheetos chicken fries/ here?
Gabriel Morales
She won't. She's gonna rearrange the face of that princess
Sebastian Sanchez
>tfw you can see the razor bumps on their pussies
this fight is shit i'm going to fap
Tyler Ross
>jj my heart
Mason Butler
lol I have this saved as king of the hues
Jack Flores
RENAN BARAO?
MORE LIKE RENAN BORINGAO
Nolan Gonzalez
My thoughts exactly.
Julian Brooks
Yeah, 80% of UFC fights are dog shit now. Looks like a low energy sparring session most of the time. Get these dudes some roids, fuck. Make prize fighting exciting again.
Dylan Gonzalez
This.
Everyone knows marmite >>>>> vegemite
Isaac Bennett
Spanish is so clearly superior to Portuguese that it isn't even funny.
Ethan Watson
>who now covers mma kys, he was the main mma news outlet for years you 189'er
Samuel Howard
it's a European language that is derived form Latin
have you ever thought you might just be an asshole racist?
Nolan Harris
Why is Lineker getting a killer in Dodson and Garbrandt gets people ranked below him?
Sebastian Hughes
Meltzer has been covering MMA for literal decades.
Oliver Roberts
>it's a "BJ Penn defecates on his own legacy again" card next month
bummed i'm gonna miss it
Elijah Collins
...so you want him to commentate with Denis Kang?
Blake Foster
IT'S FOR THE SHOW
David Cox
I wasn't "trying to bantz" you missing link.
Jayden Davis
...
Nolan Gray
>user you better be ready to blow me after the fights are over!
Easton Evans
Everyone knows not being a cuck>>>>>>>being a cuck.
Austin Anderson
dodson is my boy
Tyler Turner
this
Cameron Thomas
>their
Um pretty sure you mean "her"
Jackson Sullivan
are there any ring girls tonight? I havent noticed any.
Gavin Martinez
>pro-wrestling journalist
LOL that's a new one. What does he cover? Who is scripted to win?
Juan Jenkins
Looks like an anorexic 12 y/o
Brody Wilson
...
Eli Gonzalez
Cruz is so great, he makes even the boring fights less shit
Evan Ramirez
did mexico have any top 15 figher?
Jeremiah Johnson
i want lina to heem this ugly piece of shit freak
Levi Hernandez
i was falling on purpose to submit conor
Jayden Jackson
>faber
is it time for him to retire?
Ryder Green
You're supposed to be setting the standard for bants, y'know.
Grayson Perez
If I was rewatching fights or learning off of fight videos, Cruz would be GOAT.
Would appreciate a bit more "excitement" to his commentary like Rogan as well, however. >OHHH, HE'S HURT!!! HE'S HURT MIKE!! >wow he is getting litttt up, look at the cut under his eye! oh my god! it's like a faucet there!
Dylan Collins
yes
Julian Cruz
Guy who lost 800$ to senior citizens here
I'm 2/3 on picks, let's hope Cyborg puls for me.
Cameron Reyes
>and Garbrandt gets people ranked below him?
um did you watch him fight Almeida?
Jose Gomez
he looks just like MC DJ Fresh
Kayden Williams
Why do Bethe and Cyborg have such vomit inducing heads and nice bundas?
Jonathan Rodriguez
...
Jaxon Perez
looks like she's had so much work done she can't smile anymore
Levi Turner
>everyone in the top 6 is good >everyone in the top 6 deserves a shot >Cody #6
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
Owen Allen
>Im dont scared blood mang
Austin Hernandez
lwgacghlwss
James Hernandez
that is a washed up pornstar face if ive ever seen one
ew
Carter Taylor
Mostly availability, although Dodson is ranked low because he just moved up to BW if Lineker wins he will get a lot of credit. Pretty much ignore the rankings on this one.
Garbrandt does need a real fight though, sure as fuck doesnt deserve Cruz. The winner or loser of Lineker vs Dodson would be good for him really.
Hudson Cooper
>she say she want to take blood from me >so i start taking birth control
Carson Walker
This card is heeming me to sleep lads.
Cameron Young
cain
Adam Cook
Yeah he doesn't give off the same "FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THAT" vibe
Andrew Carter
>implying we're not about to see a fatality in the cage
Nathaniel Rivera
Does cyborg get her period?
y/n?
Camden Reed
I noticed the camera is lingering a lot less on the ring girls this year.
Michael Sullivan
Nothing. He just means Urijah doesn't deserve the shot.
Daniel Bell
Why does Cyborg just get chicks we've never heard of
Blake Stewart
I have 0 chance with women who are of this level of looks in real life
thoughts?
Daniel Torres
>user im coming over to spar with you!
Hudson Scott
I think Cyborg is actually a living neanderthal
Anthony Rodriguez
because glutes are a muscle and will get stronger if you actually train hard or roid
Adam Cruz
name?
>everyone has ko power >bryan cuckaway
Matthew Hall
"One of the toughest" "One of the best"
Joe Rogan drinking game during promos
Kevin Rogers
>Faber #7
Connor Walker
Because they're men who had sex changes.
Is there a reason no one brings up the fact that they have men who chopped off their dicks and say they are women to reach the top in a sport where men have a clear advantage over women?
Chase Collins
>Welcome to the UFC, I hope that you enjoy your time
Cyborg with unreal bantz? wtf
Liam Bailey
lmao sail
Nolan Clark
Who would win, Cyborg or CM punk?
Samuel Carter
Cyborg is a literal man, she removed the best fitefu from MMA and I will never ever forgive her for that.
Nolan Walker
Do they check if cyborg is actually biologically female?
Cooper King
>women main events
Owen Williams
new popular/successful fight company WHEN
Anthony Torres
IT'S TIME FOR MOTHER FUCKING SAGAT GET FUCKING HYPE
Alexander Turner
Loses via blood stoppage.
>SAIL
Juan Edwards
SWEDEN YES
Matthew Watson
we are coming out, mma is not that popular is getting there with the young, but boxing dominates.
Brayden Roberts
(((LANSBERG)))
Parker Bailey
why is it so hard to like brazil guys?
Ethan Jenkins
ok make sure you squeeze my testicles until they burst like little faggot grapes
Tyler Baker
Bitch I will knock you the fuck out.
Sebastian Lopez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Isaiah Martinez
The qt swedess gonna get heemed lads
Asher Thompson
and what about Dillashaw? Is he getting keked by the based politics of the HEEMs?
also, I think i'll start watching south park from the beginning, that universe has something odd
Angel Brown
This girl is kinda cute.
Probably not for much longer.
Austin Davis
this fucking meme song
god damn it
Jaxson Phillips
because the entire country behaves like american women
Samuel Howard
She looks nervous
Dylan Wright
That'd be Dan Henderson
Thomas Taylor
song name? lansberg is fucking CUTE
Connor Nguyen
Plz based Lina. HEEM this roid monkey into the shadow realm.
Liam Thompson
>sweden >she's white
love ufc banter
Carson Ortiz
fucking lame
Parker Rogers
O-oh no, you got me in the triangle choke again! How does this keep happening?
Hunter Baker
...
Zachary Cook
Why would you say such a thing Canadabro?
Brody Nelson
bethe is #1 p4p bunda imo
Daniel Adams
>there will never be a WMMA fighter as hot as Gina because they require proper skill these days and pretty women don't bother
Mason Roberts
SAILLLLLLL
Landon Butler
CM Punk.
Austin Jenkins
because most of them are uncultured dogs?
Lucas Rivera
MAYBE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF
Logan Turner
Prepare to get rekt, scrub
Benjamin King
He looks like Jazz from the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
Aaron Bennett
F
I hope your fighter lasts at least two minutes.
Camden Garcia
heart-breaking.
Arriany used to be cute af before the bolt-on melons and face butchery. She was gorgeous and fresh. Now she's so... not.
tragic.
Juan Adams
You Can't Bring Me Down by Suicidal Tendencies
Bentley Roberts
UFC could literally do Jacare/Camozzi 3 and Joe would be talking about how Camozzi is a legit threat
Isaac Kelly
that image gets me everytime
Daniel Diaz
HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY
Matthew Green
Hello aspie
Sebastian Baker
Darude by sandstorm
Alexander Garcia
To be fair, one of them is a man.
Dominic Gray
Dillashaw could get Grabrandt
The thing about him is he seems a cut above a lot of the other guys in the division but Cruz just got done beating him so giving him a shot this quickly would just be odd
Justin Gomez
nice pic
Evan Wilson
I genuinely like Aldo, Werdum, and Silva
Ian Moore
>not liking maia, jds and werdum >>>/reddit/
Jordan Rivera
>inb4 completely unenjoyable steamroll finish
hope i'm wrong tbhfams
Benjamin Walker
So will they have a memorial for lansberg after the first ufc death tonight?
Evan Ramirez
BUNDA SPOTTED
Samuel Ramirez
>worked with children with autism
OH MY
Noah Price
Yeah. Her penis was very feminine.
Tyler Clark
Are the any pictures of Cyborg's bulging clitoris?
David Perry
cyborg should just fight a dude already
Xavier Howard
This chick is phycho
Jaxon Hill
women's featherweight is even shallower than the other divisions, the UFC doesn't even have that weight and bantams won't go up to fight her.
William Turner
MAKE SCANDINAVIA RELEVANT AGAIN
Isaiah Bennett
>not knowing Wake Me Up - Sum 41
Wyatt Hall
>i know all about autists >working here with Dom tonight
cruz btfo
Eli Watson
is she muslim
Brody Howard
...
John Scott
Which dude?
Nicholas Scott
Under/Over on fight lasting more than 90 seconds?
Isaac Barnes
MAKE SWEDEN PROUD
We haven't even heard of this lass, it's not out of the realm of possibility that this ends quick and she's mentioned as nothing more than a can in the future
Angel Ward
...
Brody Peterson
>yfw lina HEEMS this roidmonkey
Bentley Moore
borg is for sure getting heemed
Angel Taylor
the BORG will assimilate
Oliver Young
yes!!! that's what I meant ty
John Bennett
The fuck is this music? Didnt anyone tell her hues walk out to linkin park?
Julian Perez
She'd do well in /heem/ then
Caleb Clark
>Cyroid crushes much smaller/prettier opponent >calls out no one in her post fight interview >instead, complains about having to cut weight in a manner that appeal to "grrrrrl power" feminists
You can all go to bed now.
James Garcia
WE NEED A CENSUS, CYBORG MAN OR WOMAN?
Juan Miller
100% pure female power
Camden Myers
RIP in peace Lina
Colton Long
Why would you put a squash match as the main event?
William Cruz
Very touching music for a funeral.
Great choice.
Condolences to the Landsberg family.
Luis White
depends on % of body fat
maybe not
Kevin Brown
I work with autistic children every day, posting hilarious memes for them to laugh at, you don't see me patting myself on the back.
Connor Hall
>she worked with children with autism
D...do we actually have a shot?
Angel Lee
just give her to a sheik at wholesale and replace her with one of these
Jaxson Gutierrez
she has to be a shemale. never forgot the years I got into shemales/women born with a penis that I started only jerking off to shemales exclusively and I printed to jerk off my gf's clit like a miniature penis and told her to make similar sounds to these brazilian shemale sounds (they sound different when moaning)
Juan Howard
People always got to shit on Arianny
Isaiah Thomas
CYBORG Y B O R G
Gavin Bennett
Brazillian legit sounds like a procedurally generated caveman language.
Colton Collins
...
Carson Rodriguez
Phil Brooks. Also congrats on getting your dick sucked.
Noah Ross
RIP SWEDEN
Isaac Phillips
Cyborg's entrance song sounds like a folksy pop rendition of the Jeopardy theme song
Juan Diaz
Woops
Brandon Phillips
lmao idiot
Jaxson Carter
>coming out to a Christian hymn
hahahahahahahaha already repenting for committing murder
Christian Morgan
Ffs I hope she doesn't do what she did last time
Called out no one in her post fight interview, then a bit later on Instagram decides to call out Rousey
Oliver Martinez
same
Jaxson Anderson
t-this is the main event??
Kayden Gomez
>cyborg >woman
Camden Evans
>cain was born in Salinas, Califórnia, EUA huehue i mean Mexican
Julian Gutierrez
>Cyborg's emo music
Wyatt Edwards
Yes.
Jack Hughes
...
Christopher Lee
cyborg can beat up cans at her own weight, and they feed her an undersized fighter at catchweight for her debut
Hudson Adams
is catchweight a step up or down from bantam?
Eli Kelly
>she's not up to my standards
Charles Wright
post your fightfu
Chase Price
Please don't mess her up too bad Cyborg. She's gotta come back here too y'know
Justin Taylor
I wonder how many unaired interviews Megan has done with people that are similar to that Overreem interview.
Evan Walker
>unfortunate enough to be born with breasts
>knocks people the fuck out cold anyway
>dudes still knock you
I feel bad for her tbqh. #Wrongbody 100%
Jonathan Gray
calling cyborg by ground and pound
Jordan Cox
why is there a man walking out?? I thought it was supposed to be a wmma main event
Asher King
>GOSPEL MUSIC
Kevin Mitchell
fuck I would of though she would of came to something more aggressive, I mean she does look pretty fucking aggressive
John Ramirez
>Tried to stream this event on LiveJasmin >Doesn't allow rape videos
What is this bullshit?
Benjamin Ross
I'm... T-totally f-emale guys. Stop bully me
Joshua Perez
It is pretty strange desu
I don't get this 9 weeks of cards thing Dana has gone for
Julian Rogers
imagine the children those two would produce mfw
Cameron Russell
cyborg looks smaller than usual, why?
Lincoln Watson
Question. Is it at all possible that Cyborg may have been a man at one point but kept her transition private and secret. To the point where she can get into the UFC as a female without question?
Gabriel White
anyone have webm of nelson kicking ref?
Christian Allen
Press F to pay your respects.
Carson Long
Numb by Linkin Park
Joshua White
Its gospel
Matthew Barnes
Welcome to the Show
Christopher Hall
both these women are taller than me :/
Xavier Baker
this is just wanderlei pulling a fast one on dana right
Aiden Edwards
who else wants to suck cyborg's feminine clit after her fights?
Dominic Flores
Cyborg's potentially a draw, certainly was significant enough to be seen on Rousey's level back when idiots thought she was some kind of unbeatable fight goddess that could beat male bantamweights. It's also a brazil card, so even more drawing power.
Ethan Murphy
C Y R O I D
Camden Edwards
Olivi is not a nice shorty with cute feet she's kind of an oblivious diva so I doubt she'd notice your advances
Andrew Lopez
Quints confirm Cyborg KO's Conor to win the Featherweight belt
Nolan Rogers
bretty cute but her boob job was objectively poor
Carter Turner
Her tomb will be here in Brasilia
John Bailey
It will be over in the first exchange.
Jaxon Thomas
/heem/ is my fightfu
Camden Carter
how much do you think bruce buffer gets paid to shout into a microphone for 3 minutes once a week?
Evan Richardson
yeah i agree, u guys have alot good boxing
Connor Foster
I'TS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEE
Dominic Johnson
...
William Edwards
>posts an old ass picture of her missed the dude's entire point
Elijah Flores
she had to cut like 25 pounds
Josiah Baker
need such a bad piss
Eli Jones
...
Landon Reyes
are we sure Cybord isn't a Slav tranny? He's got the face of a slav.
Jaxon Flores
these are strippers there's no fucking way these guys are all not strippers
Xavier Gutierrez
How do hues keep getting away with it?
Grayson Hall
holy fuck brehs
Levi Davis
>plz let cyborg get caught
Jaxon Rivera
She was a real qt.
Joseph Garcia
IIIIIIIIIITTTTTSS TIIIIME
Samuel Lewis
poor girl
Eli Nguyen
HEEEEEEEEEEM
SWEDEN BTFO
Thomas Price
>tfw im shorter than both of these girls
Gabriel Roberts
>-1100 odds
Dylan Robinson
make it quick plz i need a piss
Carter Cruz
How do they look in their 20s?
Asher Brown
oh i thought it was the new drug police they have
Oliver Sullivan
Bruce Buffer is the most based man on the planet.
Kayden Williams
> -1100
Grayson King
...
Aiden Sullivan
i won't date anyone with replacement parts, bro
if you don't have standards you have nothing
Ian Murphy
SHEEEM SLEEPY
WOOOOW
Carter Garcia
HEAD CLEAN OFF PLS
Alexander Russell
Piss break.
See you guys for the main event.
Robert Martinez
Rip
Caleb Harris
cyborg will win
cap this
Hudson Cooper
sweden getting bullied hard
Zachary Hill
I bet 300 on Cyborg. Please make fun of me if for some reason the swede pulls through.
Also is betting on the massive favorites generally a good strat? As long as you avoid the obvious upsets I mean..
Jace Hall
i really hope lansberg cuts cyborg with an elbow so bad those titanium plates under her skin are exposed
Landon Brown
She's so cute.
RIP
Jaxon Jackson
Wow its over desu
Ryder Hill
>Also is betting on the massive favorites generally a good strat? As long as you avoid the obvious upsets I mean..
Carter Barnes
Heem
Joshua White
>Also is betting on the massive favorites generally a good strat? As long as you avoid the obvious upsets I mean..
The line is usually set a lot better than you can beat it.
Camden Perry
you are most likely correct.
Landon Walker
From previous experiences of the past, I have this idea that Hue fans are annoying (you folks chant "you are gonna die" to foreign fighters for Kek's sake!). Also a lot of fighters dont speak english, which from an entertainment point, kind of isolates them, it's very difficult to transmit a personality when almost nobody understand what they say. Finally, when they talk in portugueese it sounds really messy, maybe you guys talk too fast but it doesn't sound nice. That being said I like Anderson, Werdum, Machida and a couple of others. I have nothing against brazilians, but this is my perspective.
Jackson Brooks
CIBORGUI CIBORGUI
Ian Smith
cyborg should just fight gabi already
Hunter Robinson
>knee placement and head placement while fighting for underhooks is key in these battles
Cruz is based
Josiah Wright
>knee to the vag savage
Alexander Thompson
phil brooks
Aiden Williams
>its another cyborg beats up someone smaller than her episode
oh boy
Robert Stewart
Maybe if you can sling together enough for a good multi
Otherwise absolutely not you need to get big to make it worth it and anything can happen
Ryder Flores
CAN'T GET KNOCKED OUT IF CYBORG CAN'T THROW HER FISTS
Levi Green
Cyborg is a fence babby
Bentley Rodriguez
>elbow to the eye >her eyeball pops >red light where eye should be >literally a cyborg
How would you react?
Carson Wilson
i feel bad
Ian Gonzalez
Lansberg looking fucking terrified in there.
Alexander Martin
>The line is usually set a lot better than you can beat it.
Literally the fucking opposite of the truth, congratulations you're fucking retarded
MMA is a young sport, the experts are wrong almost as often as blind bets Following the sport closely and betting on upsets is, by far, the best way to make money
Isaiah Brown
Well there's a reason I'm asking. This particular fight is free money anyways..
Elijah Diaz
no
Robert Reyes
same as McCuck and you suck his dick dont you?
Angel Gonzalez
her insides are getting scrambled by those knees
Caleb Cruz
>this is your main event
Aiden Fisher
Cyborg is literally a man
Matthew Smith
lel
Michael Ward
based mario
John Johnson
>this bitch just clinching the whole time
Josiah Williams
>obvious upsets ummmm
Joshua Evans
Why is lina not throwing kicks?
Jack Smith
...
Jayden Edwards
lmao getting man handled
Alexander Flores
HEEEEEEEM
Juan Davis
>be so terrified of your opponent that you just clamp down on her arms so she can't punch you
>that man slam
Noah Carter
With laughter because I told you ppl all along she isnt human.
Kayden Martinez
free money isn't always worth the risk
crazier things have happened. jones almost dropped a title to sonnen because of a broken toe
Camden Collins
Leave Cyborg to me.
Nathaniel Morris
BULLSHIT SHE LITERALLY LET HER UP SO SHE COULD FUCK HER UP MORE!!!!!
Anthony Fisher
SHE'S DYING IN THERE BAW GAWD
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Adrian Jones
I'd give her my twitter dick if ya know what I'm floating
Bentley Ortiz
Cyroid is fucked if she can't finish in this round
Nolan Gonzalez
this is legitimately cruel
Mason Cooper
Lansberg hoping to take the steam out of borg
Noah Morales
God cyborg is disgusting
Fucking roider
Nathaniel Johnson
>CLINCHBORG
Thomas Powell
>taking two sets of pictures with the same clothes what an autistic little attention whore
Alexander Stewart
w...what if cyborg gasses?
Adam Garcia
>Cyborg will never vs someone of equal caliber
Ryan Phillips
Anyone else see cyborg smiling at her the whole time? She's playing.
Matthew Clark
What's Lima doing in there? Has she landed a strike?
Matthew Jackson
>cut to 141lbs @ 14% BF
>get in octagon
>opponent is 160+lbs @ 8% BF
Jayden Barnes
Could she win through surviving and gassing cyborg?
Landon Clark
>Dom: don't go for overhooks that's retarded I could have sworn I heard Landsberg's corner calling for overhooks.
Ethan Gray
the homer simpson strategy
Nicholas Murphy
Cyborg's about to get her shit knocked this round
Brandon Jones
...
Jackson Russell
>theres any shame in losing to the greatest to ever step in the age
Alexander Powell
DONT WORRY GUYS LINDA IS PULLING A DIAZ
Aiden Sanders
is that Akira Corasani in there with Lina? he knows how to get KO'd
Henry Campbell
no roids for cyborg = 2 rounds
Wyatt Williams
dammit, who lost on 1st round bet.
cyborg you robo cunt.
Isaiah Cox
Lina keeps clinching and it's turrible
Jonathan Collins
Lina about to enter Cyberg mode
Liam Edwards
Why Lina no more smile?
Grayson Ortiz
Anyone who either sanctioned this fight or put this fight together should be ashamed of themselves.
Holly Holm and Miesha Tate are willing to fight Cyborg.
Why give her these types of match ups?
Noah Wilson
GASBORG
Michael Davis
Hey she made it to the 2nd round, not bad.
Juan Foster
LIGHT HER UP JUSTINO
Jacob Anderson
She looks a bit lost, also looked like she knew she was going to get bodied
Leo Torres
cyborg will gas lads
Asher Cook
KO
INC
Nathan Martinez
reminds me of how people used to try to fight anderson
Jacob Williams
She won't. Her cardio is good.
Jeremiah Smith
JESUS FUCK
Jack Adams
My condolences, Malmö
Thomas Taylor
More like no one will ever roid as effectively as him, nor will they so effectively pretend to be a woman as well as him
Juan Campbell
cyborg teeing off like a fucking pad drill
Tyler Ward
WHEN CYBORG'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE-
Oh...
Angel Robinson
Steroids AND being a man?
He is just toying with her.
Xavier Kelly
JUST LIKE THAT
Juan Kelly
why does he allow these
Austin Gutierrez
lansberg is going to diaz her way to victory, she's tough as nails.
Jeremiah Kelly
Lasted longer than CM Punk would against Cyborg.
Nathaniel Ramirez
holly never had any intention of fighting cris, she pussied out when the call came
Samuel Allen
Would Honda last this long?
Brandon Foster
Lima is literally diong nothing
wtf hit her
Michael Ross
kek
Jackson Jones
...
Benjamin Peterson
>Uh vai morrer >Uh vai morrer >Uh vai morrer
Ethan Rodriguez
Seriously has Cyborg been touched? Also Lina can take some abuse.
Christopher Nelson
This is stupid
Ryder Diaz
ROIDS O I D S
John Brooks
>ufc lets this bitch headline cards at her optimal catch weight and steamroll smaller people >looks like she's cardio kickboxing on lansburg at the beginning of the second
i think miesha or ronda could honestly take her
Benjamin Butler
>leave cyborg to me
Daniel Sullivan
MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THIS BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
Blake Perez
instead of weight classes women should just fight based on similar levels of attractiveness
Joshua Hernandez
STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT MARIO
Ian Russell
JUST STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT DUDE!!
Grayson White
just end this
Jaxson Lee
translate huenon
Lucas Kelly
STOP STOP STOP
Aaron Hill
RIP in peace
Alexander Perry
nice """fight""" ufc
Nathan Young
Late as fuck stoppage Jesus Christ
Jordan Ortiz
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Matthew Edwards
Eh, fuck this.
David Gonzalez
Cyborg might gas lads.
Xavier Allen
cyborg vs aldo who you got?
John Garcia
whats the point? cyborg should go fuck herself
Angel Morales
her face is a mess
Nicholas King
Literal Flawless victory.
Landon Green
Another lamb sacrificed to Borg.
Jaxon Sanchez
Well that was just embarassing. Who's the genius who sanctioned this shit?
Hunter Murphy
that was honestly unfair stop this ridiculousness, get cyborg out of here or legit 145 contenders. no more cans at 140 PLEASE
Charles Anderson
bad stoppage
Dominic Stewart
Bring in Fallon Fox
Carter Campbell
That was awful.
Joseph Johnson
this shit isnt even impressive
girl isnt even with 15lbs of her
Isaiah Walker
THIS MAKES REALLY GOOD FUCKING SENSE ACTUALLY
Ethan Ward
This is savage lmao
Nolan Price
...
Caleb Williams
...
Zachary Roberts
THAT FUCKING EYE!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen WSHH fights that weren't that much of a beatdown.
Oliver Peterson
stupid fight
Dominic Taylor
OGRE G R E
Nicholas Ross
the challengre didn't throw anything
Wyatt Robinson
>Akira is a good coach
Owen Evans
Lina's gonna need a new surgeon
Kayden Rodriguez
S H E E M
Noah Price
i dont care about the skill of her opponents i just love watching her smash bitches
Adrian Turner
what was the point of that?
fight someone decent not at a catch weight you roided up bitch
Logan Lee
I wish cyborg would beat my ass
Jordan Russell
>wmma is good
Evan White
>that right hand to the nose >that realization you dun fug up
Joseph Reed
lansberg would die before that
Isaiah Jones
holly and valentina would counter the shit out of her
Carson Ortiz
cm punk vs cyborg when?
Robert Moore
That was horrific
Lima wasn't close to her level, I'm not sure she actually had any offence. Her defence wasn't much either, she just didn't get KO'd but she'd have been better off if she did
Terrible, terrible fight
Jacob Jones
Cyborg's man grunts were really disturbing
John Harris
Cyborg vs Honda needs to fucking happen. I think Borg would get memed on in the clinch though
Nolan Fisher
Jesus fucking christ
Cyborg even stopped swinging to keep the fight going, she wanted this bitch to do something. It was a fucking slaughter.
I love this fucking woman
Charles Jackson
YAAAAAY FOR MY SWEET BRUTUAL LADY
Dylan Ramirez
oh wow a 16-1 fighter just demolished a fighter with 7 fights. I am so surprised
Christian Williams
Seeing this shit just makes me want ronda to go to a real camp and power up and destroy this roided hue
Jeremiah Smith
ANother can crushed. Why even bring her into the UFC?
Lucas Perry
Reminder that wmma is a joke.
Wyatt Hernandez
the 145 "division" doesn't fucking exist though.
It's literally super heavyweight for woman. There's no fucking talent at 145. Zero.
Dylan Price
...
Owen Powell
post fight heem
post fight heem
post fight heem
Nathaniel Richardson
...
Wyatt Roberts
fallon lost to fucking evans-smith, she would be destroyer by cyborg.
Benjamin Anderson
kek...
Cyborg vs Garcia when lads
Josiah Watson
GET KEKED, KEKS
Noah Hughes
This is a great idea.
>Bunda Bethe will never be the butterface weight champ
;_;
Luis Harris
I stayed up till 6am for this, fuck this shit.
James Scott
>Thinking you can just clinch The Borg and cruise to a decision
Wew
Carson Hernandez
Would Cyborg wreck Rousey?
Brayden Campbell
congrats
Logan Murphy
meganposter nooo :(
its dana's fault
Adrian Sullivan
come back ronda
Julian Gomez
How many good opponents has she fought?
Evan Clark
she's too small
Josiah Nguyen
Cyborg vs Gabi when?
Michael Brown
>I'M SO INTO YOOUU
>google "Arianna Grande Sexy"
Whew boys this chick looks like a teenager
Leo Murphy
The worst takedown defense and ground game I've seen in ages.
Daniel Cooper
where would Evinger (sp?) fight if she went to UFC
she seems like she'd have a shot
Isaiah Perez
>She
Ayden Taylor
her eye is completely fucked
Luis Gonzalez
No shit isnt
James Baker
Honda would get heemed. It's got nothing to do with skill Borg is just a freak physically in every sense of the word
Julian Hughes
cyborg vs gabi 210 main event, open weight
Leo Brooks
that was fucking terrible, from both "fighters"
I'm right back to not watching women's "fighting".
just shit tBh
Gabriel Brooks
I'm here too don't worry
Grayson Miller
She would KO Rousey.
Asher Fisher
Well lansberg is almost as ugly as cyborg now.
Jace Campbell
i saw that as well, the "make her bleed" comment must've gotten under her skin lmao
Austin Scott
this. Just get her to fight Gabi Garcia already kek
Camden Ramirez
Man, when she starts going with those power shots it's pretty nuts.
Zachary Roberts
lol what did you expect
Kayden Lopez
LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE A MAN FUCK HIM!!!
Matthew Clark
That voice.
Asher Green
>that voice holy fuck how is this allowed
Wyatt Thomas
CYBORG VS NUNES? WHADDAYATHINK?
Dylan Morgan
I didn't get my picks in time for this one friend, I'm not even on there
Isaiah Robinson
>There's no fucking talent at 145.
Casual offers his casual opinion
Henry Wright
If ronda used judo and went for the armbar she could win.
Adrian Campbell
they're both awful. it's like asking which tastes better: dirt or sawdust?
Caleb Scott
>im going to make cyborg bleed
what did she mean by this?
Brayden Ross
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
Matthew Morris
...
Liam Reed
It was honestly shite yeah
Probably the worst main event in years
Camden Howard
cyborg vs male 125'ers when?
Owen Bennett
>WMMA
Kevin Sanders
Evinger is definitely beneath the Borg. She's mainly a clinch/top gamer. Borg would destroy her and take her soul.
Daniel Ortiz
not for long ass just give her two weeks and she'll be pretty again. But this roided man - fuck him
Ian Scott
gabi almost got dropped by 0-0 mandrama, cyborg would fuck her up
would watch/10
Henry Richardson
Nice to see the crossdressers doing well in MMA.
Xavier Gomez
7am here
Isaac Rivera
It's another 'Cyborg smashes the small time cans trying to make a name' Episode
She gave Lina more then a chance. This should have never been a fight.
Colton Fisher
>Judo >Effective in MMA
Absolutely not
Tyler Bell
none, she only fights women.
Ethan Sanchez
Bleeding through her whatever
Caleb Diaz
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT ROUSEY AGAIN BUT YOU'LL DO IT ON TWITTER WON'T YOU FFS THIS IS THE TIME TO DO IT JUST DO IT
Thomas Ortiz
>We're here with the main event winner Cyborg >So Cyborg can you describe your cycle to us there are a lot of guys at home interested in your routine >We you shooting up the same amount as the last time you got caught or have you upped it further? >I'm sorry Mike could we turn down the bass on the speakers a bit we can't make out what she's saying.
Isaiah Perry
Elite kickboxer lina to throw at least one punch.
Austin Butler
>ys have alot good cyborg is too much men for the women division
Connor Perez
WTF Anik youre not supposed to interview losers that get heemed
William Watson
don't bully the happy warrior
Julian Collins
>fight says it ended at 2;29 >thought I saw it at 2;31, no idea if I won or not based borg
David Allen
>me beaten brutally, big funny
Parker Rodriguez
daily reminder janitorcuck is a dirty ass bitch nigguh who would never make it in the league
Wyatt Powell
plenty of women can make 145, it's just they'd rather fight at 135 for a size advantage. Ronda rousey probably walks at 145 or more, same thing with any female fighter 5'8'' or more, like holly holm.
Joshua Sullivan
>"You're stock went up tonight"
she just got the dog shit beat out of her
Thomas Cook
thank you for the ass beating
Owen Jackson
and thats why you dont do female main events...
fuckin dumb
Landon Edwards
CALL OUT HONDA
James Wright
>I enjoyed it >I thought I would do a little better >It's funny
Concussed
Brandon Smith
well, out of the WMMA, don't have much to choose from ya know
Eli Green
he's literally the dumbest man in mma
Ryder Collins
>This 193're talking to me. List me 10 145 woman fighters with more than 4 fights and a 60% win streak you faggot.
Brayden Sullivan
Why are female fighters so hideous?
Alexander Watson
Did Lima even do anything but initiate a clinch she got murdered in?
William Smith
>She enjoyed getting her ass kicked THAT WAS HER MASTER PLAN, SHE'S A MASOCHIST AND SHE WAS HOPING TO GAS THE MAN
Justin Hughes
Of course you'd say that you progressive fuck
Nathaniel Murphy
Could she do it? She's the only girl in the UFC that even comes close to Cyroids size and can actually fight
Evan Lee
>Thank You for beating the shit out of me
Luis Sullivan
>Ronda rousey probably walks at 145 or more
SHE'S A WELTERWEIGHT
Jaxson Stewart
Bold bet friend, I like it
Lincoln Walker
PEOPLE ARE THANKFUL TO GET BEAT
WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU DO AGAINST FEMGAT? NOTHING, YOU'LL DO FUCKING NOTHING, FEMALE SAGAT WILL HEEM EVERYONE ON THE ROSTER AND THEN PEG TJ DILLASHAW
SHE FUCKING DARES YOU TO TRY AND FIGHT BACK
Parker Walker
all women in invicta now
ufc should be real fights only
Ayden Gutierrez
is cyborg a fucking man? how long will her reign be?
Camden Turner
B O R G E D
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Lincoln Scott
new
Cameron Long
>women fighting each other instead of making sexy sex time
Grayson Perez
>betting on heavy faves
gl making money long term
Aiden Edwards
Make Jessica Eye fight Cyborg next
Isaiah Garcia
Lansberg is the most obvious masochist ever
She is going to masturbate to this memory for a long time
Benjamin Scott
have you seen her last fight? she's finished
Robert Richardson
hahahahahaha
fuck i'm dying i'm dying ahahaahah
Hudson Nguyen
Who did this?
you won.
Ian Taylor
>"I enjoyed it"
literally didn't throw a punch, do anything at all
Landon Hughes
>"Thank You for this, I had fun." Stockholm Syndrome sets in fast.
Jackson Ortiz
Yea but that's as retarded as saying DJ once fought at 135. Doesn't mean he had any business at 135.
145 is a wasteland when it comes to talent.
Cooper Jenkins
Might as well go for it, she's on 2 losses at 135, this'll be a big fight for her that could get her back on track
Jose Cook
The sad thing is that Holly would light her the fuck up and we will never get to see it
Jack Peterson
You were about 3 seconds away from losing that bet.
Gavin Fisher
Yeah but I think she's a far more skilled striker than cyborg, who just gets by on raw power
Cameron Myers
She could probably do well in 135. Just feed her a literal who and Jessica Eye, then before you know it it's title fight contention in the literal clown show that is top 5 of that division.
Parker Nguyen
If they made a 145 division they only thing it would do is cannibalize their 135 division. A 125 division makes more sense than a 145.
Jason Kelly
who's watching rizin lads?
Jonathan Howard
Glad I didn't pick cyborg r1 tko even though it was at like 1.5 odds just needed an addict bet and some quid for dominoes in the night >2 seconds makes all of a difference But what happens if the official timer ended on 2;30?
Luis Wright
sadly, this might be true.
reminds me of Joanna Wellick on Mr. Robot (not looks-wise, obviously)
Ryder Anderson
The lack of talent issue is not due to 145 being unreasonable it's simply because >WMMA.
Joshua Edwards
it should tell you when you make the bet. To classify what .5 of a round is. Probably said .5 means it needs to finish UNDER 2:30.
Kevin Brown
That bitch is truly the villain of the show. >"Fuck your dead wife and your dead fetus corpse"
Jason Clark
her vs. cyborg pls
Owen Clark
Cancelled fightpass lads. Only having shitty prelims makes it pretty pointless.
Dominic Robinson
I don't fully understand it here, the wording here makes me think 5;00 to 2;30 is the first half while 2;29 to 0;00 is the second half?
Jaxson Anderson
you are going the wrong way. UFC shows how much time is left. So if the fight finishes 0.00-2.30 into the round, under should win, according to that wording. 2.31-5.00 is a loss. But the UFC would have had 2:31 on the clock, but it was only 2:29 into the rd.
Ian Rodriguez
the thumbnail looked like a super obvious shop of the jaw and chin area then i clicked on it, holy fucking jesus