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dana a shit
hener
So is Roy gonna get cut for kicking BJM
>the best fighters fight in the cold sterile wasteland that is the Ultimate Fighting Championship
John Lineker vs. John Dodson
Will Brooks vs. Alex Oliveira
Joshua Burkman vs. Zak Ottow
Louis Smolka vs. Brandon Moreno
RIZIN >>>>>> UFC LADS.
Mamamoto
I was thinking that until you said it
Hopefully. Werdum should have been cut too. And Faber for that ridiculous eye poke, fucking asshole I can't believe people are fans of his.
what the fuck is this? when they were young or a shoop?
Werdum was Cro Cop´s training partner and bjj coach in the early pride days
Werdum got into Pride because he was CroCop's jits coach, lived with him in Croatia for a couple of years or so.
>Lineker
>Brooks
>Burkman
>Smolka
no mma action till Dec. 29
see u then lads
dont forget kovalev vs ward
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k hory you can change back to spain now
>this faggot from several threads ago talking shit about my waifu
It's going down in a minute
Baruto will become RIZIN champ and then cut weight to 265 and dominate UFC HW. Then cut a little more to womansbabyweight and fight Gregor McRunningFaggot.
Called it.
Your waifu is on the gas.
nice proxy
>and then cut weight to 265
Which limb is he amputating?
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vicious hammerfists
She deserved it for that dick ass haircut.
All that jerking off little boys is paying off, look at her hammer speed!
>that no reaction from the crowd
lel
lel, didn't take long for the butthurt Aussie to appear.
watch that first round
try not to cringe at her ''''''''''''''''''kicks''''''''''''
EFN: Dagestan in 4 bongs 24 bings
>EFN
>pisses of reddit
>good Christian girl
>qt 3.14
>meme kicks
Literally our girl
got shit to do tomorrow, fuck. Love EFN
I'm a straight shota fan, not salty.
>mah nigga
When will they give her another ranked opponent ? Shit's ridiculous that she's number 9 without wins against anybody in top 15. Would love to see her get smashed again like when she fought Rose
Who's ready to see this face back in the octagon??! Comment with which @ufc card and against who!!!!
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We're talking about a ranking system that's put a guy win 21 crushed cans out of 23 wins at #1 in lightweight. The system makes no sense.
Feed Paige to Esparza.
guys dumb question here- what does /heem/ stand for
And one outrageous robbery, don't forget that
Kebab is massively overrated
I am blind, what does the scale read?
Heem Every, Even Myself
PVZ vs Aisling Daly at 207
141.5
Cyborg missed weight.
141.50
she was over half a pound
I'd legitimately neck myself. On the plus side, free money on PVZ.
If anybody's still in that rizin stream there is a spicy as fuck kickboxing fight on right now
>YFW Bigfoot's career is basically over.
Oh, he is. He'd still wrestlefuck Alvarez to a stunning 48-47UD, though.
They should decide MMA fighter weight classes for women by how attractive they are instead.
Man that poor swede chick. She looks horrible after that beating she took. It was more one sided than Gall vs Punk. Hard to watch.
Cyborg really needs to fight dudes.
what stream
He just needs to get cut so that he can roid again. Bellator or RIZIN would snap that shit up.
Cyborg needs to drop muscle or stop fighting desu. There is no 145+ women's division. They aren't real fighters.
MIGHTY MEME V CYBORG OPENWEIGHT. MAKE IT HAPPEN, DANA!
>straight shota
The patrician choice.
>Not Crazy Horse
Any good fights on the Rizin card I should check out other than Krazy Horse, Gabi and Mirko?
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These guys steal ur gf. What you gonna do about it?
hahah man these africans are really funny,
someone has to fuck the fat girls and they seem so happy about it kek
you better keep your whore mouth shut
ahh, let'em have their fatties. Fat chicks need love to.
>tfw i cant even get fatties and you cucks are giving em away to africans
>Australia
Get an orc m8, even an african wouldn't touch that
Say what? Africans pick the best cherrys.
How does it feel to constantly compare yourself to people you don't know?
this kid is only 20 years old and his success compared to your own is pitiful
how does this make you feel?
>can't even upload an image properly
How do you expect to be a success if you can't even do this one simple task? You're gonna be a failure for the rest of your life, bruv.
you seem shook, swedecuck
why hate on sage? hes only 20.
Haters hate success.
Sage is a good boy
>no reading comprehension
>can't post properly
Get out of my country sir
Why are these homos projecting on my image board?
>this is the most attractive one they could find to represent in a modeling
I dont know where to begin
This young lad is coming for him. The real money fight is Pimblett vs Northcutt
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>posting the edited version
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Nice, what about this tribute?
Just think, a bunch of tumblr era white girls saw that and thought "oh my god, he's so progressive" and their knees went weak.
> This is what incel male feminists actually believe
Why dont they teach fundamentals anymore?
I thought dan hardy retired?
>how does this make you feel?
idk, feels good n gonna make a fortune with placing on McGall
>this kid is only 20 years old and his success compared to your own is pitiful
>how does this make you feel?
he's destroying his organs and giving himself heart disease with PED's, bro.
Think about that.
sage is going to have a heart attack when he's 50 and he has not developed mentally past the 2nd grade
He says he's unretiring.
They do. Women are just bad at fighting.
Crocop challenged Silva because he was afraid of being sent into the ring with Baruto. FACT.
rizin is fun but it's not better than the ufc simply because the fights are not as competitive
rules are way better though, rizin rules + caged octagon would be goat tier
>the fights are not as competitive
I want to watch Matrix Andy, not Cormier v Anderson.
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heem not even particularly sleepy, the fuck was Roy treating it like some awful stoppage for
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That was five unanswered, undefended strikes straight to the chin. Late stoppage.
Does anyone have the webm of that blonde ref who doesn't call the fight even though the one guy has been beaten while nearly unconscious for like thirty whole seconds?
>bet 50 to win 769 on Burns, Barao, Nelson by KO, and Cyborg in r2
>Burns fucks everything up
I'd say never pick a hue, but I had no choice in that fight.
Who else was impressed with Gregor Gillespie last night? Think he can make some waves at LW.
That explains his Croatian shout out, post-heem at 203 I guess
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Full fight.
GOOD AFTERNOON, CAGEFIGHTING CONNOISSEURS
HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY
>lineker via KO
>ill will via UD
>burkman via TKO
>smolka via UD
>Rizin is ebin' cool you UFCasual goofs
>not knowing how to have fun
Nah that's not the one. The referee and fighters were all guys, and it was some smaller, non-UFC event.
The one fighter has the other guy pitted against the cage and he's ragdolling like something out of GTA IV while the guy is just wailing on him for like 40 whole seconds. Then when he finally drops him, the ref decides to call it. It's hilarious.
Teodoras Aukstuolis (LITHUANIA) vs Syzmon Bajor (POLAND) - RIZIN 2 - OPENWEIGHT TOURNAMENT 1ST ROUND
>LITHUANIA
LITHKEK... IS THAT YOU?????
yeah Pat Curran vs Joe Warren
its pretty infamous
>I have to watch jap wrasslin to have fun
Wasn't a single pro-wrestling match on the show, if you have to make shit up in order to post, don't post.
it's all literally right in the article you fucking dumbass. he and silva are friends and silva has taken a lot of hits in his career. he honestly looked stiff as hell and kind of scared to fight. I'm getting sick of seeing refs let the guy get hit more than he should too. fight should have been stopped after the first hit on the ground, any hits after that are just unnecessary.
if Roy was so concerned with Bigfoot's likely brain damage then why did he sign to fight him, knowing what was going to happen? (not posing this specifically to you, just wondering)
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Thanks senpai.
Seriously, who could stop this Pepe?
It's not like any other fight Bigfoot could have taken would have fucked his brainpan up any less.
how am I seriously going to be the first to point out that what you literally said is that everyone here is way more successful than Sage?
It makes me feel like you're a retard.
Jon Jones would poke his brain out, with eyes that big he doesn't stand a chance
My boy RENA confirmed for jap fightfu
>He didn't see the Mirko Wandy segment
Literally WWE
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>no hips
She doesn't even compare to the mommy that she disgracefully choked out. It's not even real fighting. Miyuu was trying to stand and bang and Rena pulls this disgusting shit?
it happens sometimes, people fight others they consider buddies or whatever, but if it ends coming to one of them getting knocked out they expect the ref to call the fight in a timely manner and not wait for foam to start coming out of the guys mouth
>He didn't see CM Punk fight on a PPV card sold by the UFC
OMG LITERALLY WWE YOU GUYS
Serious question though, is he stupid?
whatever it takes
No, he's just got daddy issues.
the fuk
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HE'S EXPLOSIVE
>implying ring fights aren't godtier
Wasn't a single pro-wrestling match on that PPV, if you have to make shit up in order to post, don't post.
What you posted wasn't a pro-wrestling match to begin with, so I was just following your lead.
Krazy hoers is an animal. Why had he no greater career?
Gregor is my boy.
Crack is a hell of a drug.
>A pre-scripted post-fight call out and contract signing isn't wrasslin
Which steroids does Cris Justino take?
No more than literally having CM Punk on your card. And, also, variety is nice. Nobody forced you to watch and post about RIZIN for hours and hours.
Winstrol, HGH, EPO.
wtf I love Rena now
Nobody forced you to defend weeaboo wrasslfight but here you are
get a dog bro
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Right, because I'm discussing something I enjoyed. That's intrinsically different from what you're doing.
I enjoy discussing why you're a faggot. Pic related: it's you.
Then go ahead, discuss.
>I enjoy discussing why you're a faggot. Pic related: it's you.
"I enjoy discussing why you're a faggot. Pic related: it's you."
*dabs*
>I enjoy discussing why you're a faggot. Pic related, it's you.
is this a new meme
why don't more fighters i nthe UFC dab? Is it because they are racist?
idk seems pretty effective
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More like Gina Caralho am I right?
>that flying knee by Kizaemon Saiga
whole first round was insane
I understand that this guy and all the guys on tuf24 are from ghetto poverty organizations... But cmon put SOME effort at least into your belts ffs
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UFC is still a fringe organization. Once it hits the mainstream every fighter will dab.
fucking spicely ruining my perfect picks
oh, now that your ass is about to get cut NOW you can fight? FAGET
based
yamamoto's wife was a qt, she looked deviously sexy
any other fights I should watch? went to sleep at 8am lol
Kron vs Tokoro was a spicy roller
EFN in slightly less than 2 bongs.
RUSSIAN SLUTS ACTING SLUTTY FOR THE (You)'s
HYPE
also btw that's Saiga's wife
oh
ok
I watched everything Baruto onward, and I enjoyed every second.
Guys how did Felder do yesterday, I saw he got a nasty cut. Was MY BOY doing ok in the fight ?
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he lost because of that cut, he looked alright but not a Cerrone lite like everybody was hyping him up to be.
Erson and kron
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>feeding undersized guys to kron gracie
>muh gracies
>based tokoro
Give kron smoebody his own size. I want to see aoki fuck his world up.
Rizin again when
does kron have a reason for not fighting in the ufc? he should be able to get in on pedigree alone.
>getting into the UFC because your name is gracie
>current year
he wouldn't be a main eventer in the UFC
Because he wants to be a big man in a small pond beating up undersized people for more money and more exposure than he would get in the ufc. Hell Ryan Hall would probably beat kron.
they have let people in to the ufc for less
you'd think he'd have higher aspirations than that but i don't really know anything about his personality
there is no aspiration higher than to continue the age-old Gracies vs. Japan feud, friend.
USADA.
HOLY SHIT. I just saw they had krazy horse on the fucking rizin card hahaha how did he look? Looks like they just let him come in and glass some guy in 7 seconds.
Oh I didn't read that wall of text.
even better the kid he knocked out was mentored by wanderlei and after the fight he also called out wanderlei and then fought with him backstage
>Bisping vs Hendo 2 is a title fight in 2016
Wake me up
Money. Prestige.
He's pretty much a star in Rizin, fighting guys with name recognition. In the UFC, he'll fight some anonymous redneck wrestleboxer for chump change, and would probably lost too.
>Have a party during EFN
FUCK
Ah, the other guy went for a meme werdum flying strike to open the round, then bennet just stepped to the side and crushed him with a right. At least we know his reflexes are still there. Hope he comes back for some more fights. Glad they invited him to come back and have some fun. It was cool to see him soaking it all in like he did lol.
Man, I'd track down the entire fight from entrances to post-fight stuff because I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at MMA in my life.
He animatedly jacked off his prize trophy in the ring when he won, and then he called out Wanderlei and told him not to run because and I quote "I'm a nigger, and I run fast". Then he ran around the ring.
sauce on vid?
How did the Yamamoto v Rena fight went? Anyone popped a titty? Any webms or pics?
Has Roy Nelson been cut yet? You know he would have been if he was black.
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Halloween isn't for over a month you lush.
Only the last one seemed to do any visible damage, I think you're just a massive pussy.
How much was she paid to take the dive?
Anyone got a pic of Lina after that massacre last night? Did she even land a punch?
that's what you get for being sociable
I like how he called wanderlei candylei
So where's CM Punk gonna have his next fight if not in the UFC?
Duke Roufus' NAFC
Illinois' XFO
or RFA
>his success compared to your own is pitiful
That doesnt mean what you think it means, stupid. Learn how to string a proper sentence together before posting here again.
LADS
Where can I watch/download Rizin 1 and 2?
I've never been able to find Rizin 1 so never got to watch it and now I'm having the same problem with 2
NJPW
Youtube
pay for it you literal thief
>titty?
Sadly no.
>Did she even land a punch?
...nope
>destroying his heart with PEDs
Combat athletes don't run crazy PED stacks like body-builders or other athletes. You literally roid in this sport for recovery, power and aggression( at least in smaller weight classes where you don't need much muscle). Weight-cutting and getting beat in the head is more than likely more detrimental to their health than the drugs that they use.
Did you see what roids to Kevin Randleman tho?
Who /UFC205/ here?
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>all these little butthurt fags on reddit last night saying Roy is gonna get fined and he deserves it
>he's not gonna get fined or reprimanded at all cause it happened in the lawless mma land of brazil
F
Do you think krazy horse is blacksplosive enough to touch conor up?
Dana IS the law kiddo. Roy is already cut.
It's rumored that Baruto will take part of UFC 211 and fight 1v2 Overeem+Hunt
Are you seriously getting upset over prelims ?
KH could KO a horse, but his ass trains by crossing up niggas on the court so no.
Not gay but would suck literally a trillion dicks to get McGregor's physique
what roy did was worse than what jason high did
literally even worse than what paul daley did
cut the scumbag
Maybe you could just work out?
>UFC Senior Vice President and General Manager of Brazil Giovani Decker deferred an official reaction to the event’s de-facto regulator, the Comissao Atletica Brasileira de MMA, or CABMMA.
>“I think when they’re in the cage, they got a little hotheaded, and it’s up for the commission to judge them – not the UFC,” he told MMAjunkie.
Sucking a trillion dicks is a workout if I ever knew one.
I'm excited for /UFC205/ you stupid polack
>fined
>for giving the ref a little scoot for being a faggot
This is the year of kicking non-combatants in the octagon
Lineker - Dodson is not going past the first minut.
How would Cyborg vs CM Punk go down?
Thanks for the clarification Literal Jim.
why didnt he just smash his head into the ground? even I would have heemed that idiot in the blue if he grabbed my arm like that and im an obese NEET who hasnt worked out in 15 years
He was also HUGE and black(HW right?) There's a line between use and abuse, he falls under the latter. You can only stack so many risk factors together before you're fucked m8.
deserved for that haircut tbqh
She'd buttheem him until he loved her.
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This next fight night actually looks pretty good.
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He gave a love tap with his foot
High shoved a ref
Ottow is shit m8
Too many niggers
>cut for kicking someone who was going to attack you
>Americans being this cucked
How much longer can Dana deny MY BOY a shot?
145 is a mess
So is Burkman at this point. Im going to confide in Ottow's grappling ability versus Burkman's tendency to get submitted
Ey he's OUR BOY
He probably has to wait for Conor to rematch Aldo
>edmond was going to attack werdum
lmmfao
Wait, Greene is out and has been out for 5 days and UFC still hasnt updated their website??
>a canadian calling an american cucked on the ability to defend yourself
desu Edmond would have dusted Werdum, he has very slick hands
But he was
have another pint you zilch
>Doubting our guy
Edmond is the most decorated individual that's involved with the UFC, and could beat McGregor and Rumble on 1 days notice.
I AM A NIGGER AND I CAN RUN FAST
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We can share m80
Wew lad, that's babyback bullshit considering he heems Aldo and then Conrad in a rematch.
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DYEL Dutchman: is Cyborg now a clean athlete?
Your boy is already past. There's a new killer in town and his name is Choi the korean superboy
Aldo and McGregor are the only fighters capable of beating the other at 145. No one else stands a chance. Aldo and McGregor >>>>>> Everyone else at 145
lol that zero is going to get btfo.
Why is Al Iaquinta on twitter memeing about Cyborg vs male 135ers
He's been afraid to step into the octagon ever since Masvidal knocked seven shades of shite out of him 2 years ago.
Maybe he should fight Cyborg instead?
Mark my words.
wgaf
ur opinion=
Still too green. Really needs to work on his grappling. Suppose its not hopeless enough if he was able to get back up from Tavares
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sauce?
well I tried youtube
Its Trish Stratus you goof
is Borat commentating?
/REDALERT/
how about just typing "rizin 2" ???
btw, nice poosy
>cm punk
Dude this is roy nelson hitting you while you're completely defenseless.
>they'll never hire Cruz to comment the big events
I magine watching a goat card with Dom behind the mic. It would be better than Rogan saying "oh here's that side kick to the knee again, let me tell you how dangerous it is" 10 times per event
>$$$
welp, that works
>ufc events in japan and brazil with gracie fighters
>not $$$
Speak for yourself, I hate that fake cunt.
C H I
what did she mean by this?
Hey look another man who knows better than Big John! There's a lot of those running around today.
I would like to dedicate this victory to Peru.
>not $$$
Said it yourself desu
that file name
peru on literal suicide watch
edgar vs barao lads
She looks just like the boxer Andre Berto in a dress
would pay to see big country vs big john tb h
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MAN THAT GUY REFS HARD
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Nate beat Conor at 202 judges were wrong
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Reminder that Stipe tapped
>conor convincingly beats a man 2 weight divisions heavier and 3 inches taller
>r/mma still doesn't like him
this girl is CUTE
>2 weight divisions
No lol
stipe tapped
love u too faggot.
I couldn't watch rizin yesterday do you guys have a torrent?
she can get this dick
conor came into that fight 168
nate came in at least 180
>mexican flag mouthguard
>fights out of america
dropped
at least 250, actually
Nate put on at least 2 inches for the rematch
>ref makes an obvious mistake
>defer to his judgment
Retard
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reminder
>the refs are paid off
>weighins are fixed
>gsp weighed in 180+ vs diaz
pic related is ACTUAL PROOF
Why arent you training or studying tape right now?
Krazy Horse vs Artem when?
this girl is THICC
Based
>that Roganwatch
>Rogans legs are fucking trembling every time he does one those moves
>the weights look to heavy for Rogaine
>Rogan almost falls over one point
>and the entire time that guy Aubrey Marcus just looks at Joe and seems to want to laugh Roids and kale shakes won't make you taller Joe.
Is EFN in 3 bings?
Too bad she can't fight.
>never liked Gabi at all
>when he shorts were riding up during the fight
That chest tat is disgusting however.
That's a nigger if I ever saw one
O-N-N-I-T
wow racist pls delete
she looked ok, probably fare better against someone who isn't a huge man
wtf i love peru now. Have a local hottie near (You).
Also, see if this works.
For fuck's sake, forgot link...
mmafighting.com
been on for an hour
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>missed live reaction to pepe's win
did you guys lose your shit?
Dom is honestly pretty incredible to listen to with how quickly and precisely he breaks down exactly what's happening in the fight. There are so many things he picks up on that are going completely over my head until he brings them up.
He's a little bit too low-key though; if he were to punctuate his analysis with occasionally getting excited when something crazy happens, he would be the GOAT commentator.
Ironically this mirrors his career as a fighter; he's technically incredible but people don't really consider him a GOAT contender because he so rarely goes the aggressive/exciting route.
Reminder that all you former bullies will one day get what you deserve (being beaten up by a bigger and stronger dude in Front of your girl, maybe even killed)
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Zak Ottow?
Don't you bring bring that shit on me Germancuck!
que bien tu hablar espanol
>Has Roy Nelson been cut yet?
Didn't he just murdered BigFoot on the ring last fight?
I just watched the fight, fucking ref almost let the brazilian get murdered right then and there.
What's needed for a stoppage these days, having the skull caved in?
Roy Nelson was a class act, stopped punching on his own.
>dropped by a sideways Frenchman
No one cares.
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I know right? but if you google him you see he's filling in for Bobby Green
Sherdog still hasn't updated it though
how long until miesha finally realizes she needs to leak nudes
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>gringo detected
Yeah pretty much
Oh, lel
Been any good? Anything wacku?
So it's basically confirmed now that Krazy Horse did indeed knock Canderlei the fuck out considering never once did Wanderlei deny it yesterday?
>incapaz de detectar un poco de slightly sarcasmo
>la ciudad de Canadá
>bienvenido al internet
thanks buddies, take a pic of one of my fav peruvian models stephanie cayo
aha, didnt hear
Claro, porque spainsperg no se pasa todo el día posteando aquí negando ser español.
>incapaz de detectar un sudaca expatriado
Let's be honest, Cro Cop would fuck up most the UFC at the moment
It's hard to tell slightly sarcasmo over the internet
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Reminder that Conor Anthony McGregor knocked out (K.O.) José Aldo da Silva Oliveira Junior in just thirteen (13) seconds.
are those videos archived anywhere?
Tranquilícense, caballeros. No empecemos a chuparnos las pollas todavía.
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jajajajaja
I wonder if you've ever even watched the non-dubbed version, though. Man you spaniards love dubbing everything into your ridiculous fucking accent...
>precision > power
>timing > speed
well Ronda knows how to box which is never
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WOuld you?
Nothing like some dolphin pussy
thank u
Gooby has the nicest ass in all of Ireland
lads, in some far distant future, just how big of a historical moment was that fight in MMA
rumble and woodley
Are not Irish
got ahead of myself there sry lad
kek
What part of Ireland are you from ?
What the fuck is wrong with /heem/?
Krazy Horse,Kid Kaos,Charles Bennett
>has sold drugs
>has done a ton of drugs
>has been arrested numerous times due to drug dealing,weapons and or assault
>uses awful,homophobic language like calling people faggot and saying nigger
>drop kicked a woman who pulled a straight blade on him after a drug deal went awry
>says stupid shit like "jacking off is the best exercise, it's workout and pleasure"
>problems with the police every other day
>smoked weed
>drinks alcohol
>does hood shit like he did last night at Rizin
>Based Charles, Charles Bless
Jon Jones
>took a banned substance in a tainted supplement unknowingly
>got heated at a cop once
>never assaulted anyone
>piece of shit I hope he dies
This shows how ass backwards /heem/ is with fighters. "It's cool for Chael,Hendo,Rampage to do TRT." "Nah fucking guys like Vitor are cheaters for doing TRT"
*flicks a front kick at your coach*
krazy horse is true and based jones is a fake piece of shit nigger
difference is that krazy horse doesnt pretend hes a dindu good boi
You got that backwards, friendo.
Plumbington
>I'm a nigger, and I run fast
What did he mean by this?
does anyone have the webm of roy nelson's wife not wanting to touch him after the fight?
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he's tarded
I think he meant that he runs fast
Seconded.
Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Moreno
What do you think?
>never assaulted anyone
>was dq'd in a 2 on 1 for using a weapon(car)
Pick one
>mfw chael will heem tito, wanderlei, rory and fedor in that order only to retire as the GOAT
I'd watch it.
Only betas who were bullied in school dislike Jon Jones.
I might be reading too much into it but when he heemed Wanderlei he said he ran the fuck out of there. Maybe was referencing that.
How comes there are a lot of good white american ufc fighters but white american boxers are shit? excluding the Italian ones
He'll be lucky to beat Rory
Boxing is for poor kids
He was talking about getting dat contract. He meant he wants a proper fight scheduled and until then if he sees Wanderlei he's gonna run his ass away.
And MMA is for rich ?
Whites -> wrasslin -> pro wrasslin or MMA
Blacks -> boxing -> gorillian dollar and/or prison
rory is a meme
Take that back.
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Wrestling and other martial arts are
Wrestling isn't. It's in almost every high school in the country.
stipe tapped
>Lanklet hailing from lanklet meme country is jealous that a glorious north american is taller than he is
Nice meme
Which current UFC fighters are using PEDs?
im gonna make you tap
How are you feeling after being BTFO by Canada?
Because most white men in the US look like this.
>meme
see you fucking shills keep ignoring this
>Zane Simon is 32 years old
>You're older than Zane, but will never know 1/10th of what he does about MMA
>Lineker vs Dodson next saturday
nate diaz
no way crackhead eses gil and shields got popped and diaz isnt using
how many babies has he killed?
Diaz is on EPO.
What's your point?
>That KO ratio
>KO'd Hunto
Was Manhoef just natty and blacksplosive?
He had to be on some good PED's
>natty
they eat winstrol like candy here
>they
what do you take?
just some Super Male Vitaly combined with BrainForce bro tim kennedy said its legal peds
UFC Fight Night UFC Athlete Outfitting payouts:
Cristiane Justino: $2,500
def. Lina Lansberg: $2,500
Renan Barao: $10,000
def. Phillipe Nover: $5,000
Roy Nelson: $15,000
def. Antonio Silva: $10,000
Francisco Trinaldo: $10,000
def. Paul Felder: $5,000
Eric Spicely: $2,500
def. Thiago “Marreta” Santos: $5,000
Godofredo Pepey: $5,000
def. Mike De La Torre: $5,000
Michel Prazeres: $5,000
def. Gilbert Burns: $5,000
Rani Yahya: $10,000
def. Michinori Tanaka: $2,500
Jussier Formiga: $5,000
def. Dustin Ortiz: $5,000
Erick Silva: $10,000
def. Luan Chagas: $2,500
Alan Patrick: $2,500
def. Stevie Ray: $2,500
Vicente Luque: $2,500
def. Hector Urbina: $2,500
Gregor Gillespie: $2,500
def. Glaico Franca: $2,500
>walking out to a fight in a suit
dapper
>this list full of who's
thats fucking disgusting.
for you
>roid to a size that leaves no worthwhile competitors
>dominate undersized women
why is this allowed?
I take a healthy dose of testos- err horse meat guys
>no worthwhile competitors
december 29, and then another the 31st
make it happen dana. I unironically think megan would beat cyborg.
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she was so perfect.
Meh, I'm not a Cyborg fan. But... Watching Anderson's last fight, I can't agree with you. She still has has some green. But she herself called out Cyborg, it is the matchup to make eventually.
There's no guarantee that slamming Ray would have led to an escape. The armbar was tight and by not allowing Ray to use the ground as leverage Patrick was able to escape.
you're right, but I like to pretend someone might have a chance. Honestly, I like the idea of Germaine fighting cyborg.
JUST
Fuck Roy Nelson
>good life decisions
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is Ramsay on the juice
Should have kept it properly shaved, much better than the "just fuck my shit up" look
yes
Have you seen his shows, it's a clear case of roid rage.
she's desperately trying to grow back out and forgot it takes years and looks like hot garbage for 80% of it
everyone is on stereoids but me
JJ's side profile is what you end up with when you make your entire Dark Souls character while viewing straight on from the front and then rotate them at the very end to check everything out
shevchenko would unironically fuck up Cyborg
Anyone watching EFN?
... ughhhh these Ruskie stage bands, that half play instruments and half just press-play some shitty song to remix
No I'm refreshing for the next episode of Knuckle Up
don't know if schevchenko can take a good punch of cyborg.
They better have a job alongside fighting with those shitty pay
Will this dyke beat Miesha Tate?
the suffering is real boys
Bro that is FREE money they get just for wearing Reebok gear.
Schaub Status: Shook
Imagine if you started dating that version of rose and she turned into JUST rose
Hope so, Tate's face offends me
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at least she came out as a lesbian before the wedding
Shaken*
If Conor is to be so respected for moving up weight classes why does he employ false statistic to try and artificially convince people that his achievements are greater than they actually are?
Conor would get dusted by Alvarez and most likely by Khabib also.
for most of them it barely pays up a camp
funny thing is she's the one who went on a """break""" with pat
robin BLACKED said he thought diaz was 185 that night
Next OP better be incredible or I'm going to wreck all of you.
I want news. I want a back link to this thread. I want a relevant edition. I want a funny picture. I want some fucking effort.
I don't want memes. I don't want " herp derp go to Google.com for your news". I don't want Schaub. I don't want some Somalian poetry. I don't want Canada, Australia, Ireland or any other shit nation to ever make a thread again.
I want a goddamn good op. You dildos better deliver or there will be consequences. I promise you, it is in everyone's best interest to meet my demands.
Vitor had to TRT because his roiding in his early career has left him with serious side effects. Chael has a literal diagnosable medical condition.
>Chael has a literal diagnosable medical condition
yeah from roiding his entire career lmao
I got some Somalian poetry on the way senpai
This logic should then be used to entirely discredit each and every one of Conor's wins at 145. Conor has not thrown a single punch in the UFC under 160lbs.
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shut up
Accept reality.
name me a single fighter at 145 who's weighing in under 145 to face someone?
New thread boys
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Wassup /heem/
>that belt knot
20 minutes and 13 post's early
Great job user hopefully a Jani deletes it
Is anyone preparing a proper thread?
delete that terrible thread
Nope best just migrate to the premature shit threads
Anyone around? What are your thoughts on last night's UFC event?
"proper" thread
lmao pussy
Who is Lina fighting next?
Dodson
Brooks
Ottow
Moreno
YOU
=
PUSSY
is Ottow any good?
lmao
New thread:
Wassup, sideways Peru.
This is correct