Wet Spam - Southampton

>x factor fc
fits their demographic

>I rate Mark Noble

Horrible poster

Why do they call them the hammers

Real thread, not made by a child killer

Because they're as dumb as a bag of hammers

Have you lot bought the official 16/17 binoculars yet?

club was formed by communist immigrants during the cold war

originally their kit was pink as in "pinko" but the colour slowly got darker over the years

Because they get nailed every week.

>thread autism
>for this shite game

christ

>16/17 binoculars

hmmmmmmmmmm

Gotta find some way to be entertained

>de ham

>became a father for the fourth time
That's not how it works

Fuck you

Fuck you

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I'm honestly not even watching the game, it's just on. Fuck Sky and their stupid shit.

> Jon Moss is still a PL ref

Why is this allowed?

fuck sake lads where do you usually download music Im having trouble here

Well he's fathered four children, so it kind of is, but I see where youre coming from

>Payet gets the ball
>makes the right pass to Lanzini
>get a corner right away

>Payet doesn't get the ball
>makes nothing offensively but random passes
>loses the ball for no apparent reason

Just the usual

>tfw used to be a CHAT poster before he was actually good and it went mainstream

This meme got ripped to shreds in a matter of weeks. Sad.

We stream these days, gramps

Thanks for the well mannered response

>downloading music in 2016

Hows Limewire working out for you grammy?

WE WUZ WORLD CUP WINNERS N SHEEIT

Yet if he scores the winner against Porto "Chat Shit" will get spammed all over Cred Forums again.

This board is fickle, how have you not noticed it yet?

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*aza

Remember when west ham put up a statue of michael jackson

friendly reminder that anfield has better views of goodison park's pitch than this.

someone left the chainsaw on

Wasn't that Fulham?

That was Fulham you melt.

what were they thinking?

what are those empty sections for?

that was fulham you twat

>kouyate

wew

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why download?
I get everything I need some soundcloud, youtube and sometimes sounddose

literally have zero library right now

Dont try and pass the blame

that was Fulham you cunt

It's how they made the seats closer to the pitch, the seats can retract back to make room for the running track in athletics mode.

That's awful. Imagine being a season ticket holder for decades and now you have a view that like.

Disgrace, all so West Ham can market themselves as "London's Club"

lmao
>playing crowd noise through the speakers

that was Fulham you nonce

that was fulham you spacker

>all engine, zero brain

I hate this meme

For a racist club West Ham sure does have alot of black players

I really wouldn't be suprised if they're actually doing that.

?

Yes I do. What a set of bellends.

Remember when west ham fans kicked the black guy off the train

I think that might have been Fulham

Glad someone else remembers, cheers

>two syllables

You fucked it up.

the commentator just said they were pre-game

That was Fulham you small bean regarder.

Remember when Southampton where a meme team

remember when west ham were so bad an user mistook them for fulham

remember when west ham fans all crammed into the overcrowded pen and ended up crushing 100 of them to death

Remember when a gang of thugs from Chelsea trying to stab Vardy outside a pub? Glad Vardy proper fucked them up with just his shoe.

That's awful. I know frustration can set in even this early, but selection policy is the manager's business.

That was Fulham you fucking Mongolian Yak farmer

Remember when a West Ham fan killed millions of jews for some reason?

>Live Nissan """"""""""Super"""""""""" Sunday

underrated

remember when west ham killed princess diana

Remember when you were happy?

Mug

Look at the state of this thread. Look at what these """""Super""""" Sundays have done to us

Remember when mark noble said "this does not fucking slip" and then he slipped

>the queen is actually a west ham fan

Remember the 60's?

thanks for the yous

>you melt
Are you calling him a sandwich?

remember when west ham posted on Cred Forums asking if anyone remembered when west ham put up a statue of michael jackson

remember when west ham lost to portugal on penalties in the quarter final

This thread is terrible.

[spoiler]But still better than this game.[/spoiler]

You think I don't know that spoilers don't work on Cred Forums... [spoiler]but I do[/spoiler]

Couldn't even tell you who manages Southampton desu

Remember when car chase threads were allowed

same actually lel

oh well lads, at least there's only 237 (two hundred and thirty seven) days until west ham are officially relegated

Gameshow threads where better till the mods started being dicks

>yank """banter"""

poo hell

*batter

remember when west ham lost 7-1 to germany

Pretty sure Bilic fitted my new toilet yesterday.

What a fucking shit game.

Remember when some West Ham fans bombed some buses and trains in London haha banter

listening to it on radio because reasons
the commentators cant be arsed
>yeah someone passed the ball, not very well
>little quality on display
>just looking forward to my half time cup of tea and biscuit

>lanzini

This is fucking horrible

who remember the london riotbowl threads

now those were some good match threads

remember when west ham fans unironically thought they'd be seeing their new ground in the champions league?

Remember when West Ham won the league?

Looking for an EPL team to support, either of these good choices for an American guys?
I like that both have ham in their name

>shitzini

Remember when us tax payers paid for west hams stadium

guess whos hair this is

if it gets them relegated it'll be worth every penny though

> EPL team

Fuck off and pick a League One side, stop picking clubs in the top flight.

jokes on you I don't pay tax

remember when some west ham fans crashed a plane into a mountainside in the french alps

Remember when West Ham flew two planes into the WTC just to avoid a cup replay with Crewe?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

Just go with Arsenal mate, their nickname is the Gunners so Americans fit right in.

mine?

WORLD CUP WINNERZ N SHEEIT

Fucking parody meme club.

Yours

screenshotted and emailed to theresa may

>Cred Forums
>taxpayers

lmao

yer mum's

Remember when some West Ham supporters denied a black man to get onto a train?

yer da's

Where did you get this picture of me?

I genuinely keep forgetting she is the PM, it feels like we don't even have a government anymore tbqh

I do remember

why the fuck would americans pay for west hams stadium?

Remember when West Ham and Frodo fucked up a group of Milwall supporters

The Apprentice again soon lads.

One of the few reasons to still visit Cred Forums. Apprentice threads are still GOAT.

Remember when Sweden was white?

Remember when austin score against relegation fodder

?FNIR?GOkiofklrnthgpeflobuytecpk$-hvcpfl

finally some life

way to go austin

Remember when West Ham blew up the Death Star and saved the galaxy?

West Ham scored! I'll remember that one for a long time.

Remember when England was white?

WET

>Wet Spam way

>WET SPAM

> THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM > THE STATE OF WEST HAM

Well I liked Newcastle but you can't really get anything below EPL games here without hunting down streams

>the caliphate of Al Zaza
>the islamic state of Wet Spam

West Ham a shit

Did last years winners plumber bullshit ever take off?

Remember When is the lowest form of conversation

WEST HAM ARE FINISHED

>The filthy disenfranchised caliphate of Stratford

>not supporting newcastle because of yedlin

how unamerican

ahahah wet spam

i live in essex so i have many spamcunts on facebook. this season is the best thing to happen in football in years. they were getting so sickeningly lairy after last season and the new stadium etc

back to the championship you go you bunch of horrible cunts

Remember when you could understand when west ham supporters spoke

Austin just secured himself an England cap

remember when i made this post and it turned out to be true?

I got tricked into believing Mark Hughes and Bilic were good managers

Austin is on fire atm

Get him in the England squad instead of Jamie "One Season Wonder" Vardy

S P A M
P
A
M

Cockneys were a mistake.

>this new stadium is literally going to be the end of West Ham in the top flight

IRONIC

Austin is a shit Wayne Rooney though.

Why isn't steve davis southampton's captain?

lol fuck west ham

holy shit, trash harry memekane and put Austin as regular england striker

>west ham play crowd noise over the PA to make the stadium sound less dead

Imagine selling Bertrand for peanuts and then be stuck with Ivanovic as your RB and having an actual RB at your left side.

Kek I actually completely forgot that happened too. Farage seems like a clueless cunt imo, but he did manage to rustle a man into unironically resign as the leader of a country. You have to respect the achievement.

What team did Del Boy support

Racism

Read that as "autism on fire". Thought you were referring to this thread.

Redmond is complete shite. Worst black pace babby I've seen.

Imagine what this ground will look like on a Tuesday night against Burton in the championship

Millwall

Austin can actually score

Because Fonte has been around longer

Need 12 points to win my head to head.
Have Antonio and Capoue left.
>will I make it?

mate, wayne rooney is a shit charlie austin

Cameron was corrupt as fuck. Better a government no one really notices than a posh dickhead supporting his m8s

Remove Antonio
Send Feghouli

Remove Noble
Put Fernandes

Remove Zaza
Put Fletcher

Lel spam have been dire

Southampton should be at least 3-0 up

because he plays snooker mate

If Cedric had passed there it would be 2-0

Relegated:

West Ham
Burnley
Sunderland

Is it half time yet?

More like West Scam, amirite lads?

Austin>Vardy

hahahahahaha snooker loopy!

bilic has to be fired after this right?

Post some proper dirty bints m8

Wayne Rooney has 2 goals since February - both against Bournemouth.

He needs 4 more goals to beat Bobby Charlton's record.

Do you think he can do it before he's sold in January/Summer?

As a spammer, the perve in me want us to be relegated to see the absolute shitstorm/ lulz that would accompany it.

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>no hull

discuss

Ye not implying Cameron was a good PM or anything la, just saying Farage, at least so it seems, has no idea what he's actually fighting for. He's like a living meme, just aimlessly fighting for change without any ideas on how to fix shit.

Why are TV adverts trying to normalise body deformities?

Why are they celebrating weakness as strength?

>the perve in me

:^)

I really, really like this "Remember when" meme desu lads.

they thought they were gonna be this seasons leicester lmao

Remember during the Euros when Cred Forums said Payet is better than Pogba?

Remember when West Ham melted your grandparents with Agent Orange?

He is desu

Do we still post half-time slags in game threads? Haven't been here in a while.

This was my first ever wank. I believe I was 13 years old

Sissoko and payet are both better than pogba

hmm hmm hmmmmmmmmm

Kek

Dad? It's been ages since we've had a Father-Son chat

>"more importantly son, why are you wearing a hat indoors like a cunt?"

That's how you do it.

Farage is in it for himself. He'd be fucking terrible in any position of power.

But they are right kek. Payet has at least done a meme rabona assist this season. Pogba scored a header against a team that can't defend headers WOW.

I wanked too many times to this picture a few years ago. Don't know what it was, just turned me on so fucking much.

MAN I FUCKING HATE THAT ADVERT.
Ever since my dad saw it, he thinks it is funny to walk over to me whenever it plays on TV and bends over, shows me his arse and tells me to check his prostate. He usually edges closer until I either do it or the advert ends, whichever comes first. Fucking annoying desu

HOW HOW HOW HOW

Going out for a quick cigarette lads, you want one?

I fucking hate games at this stadium lads. Minimum amounts of comfy.

Agent orange was a herbicide.

fuck off king

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burning fags is illegal in my country

Quite often the worst games produce the best threads.

Bit late but whatever

> That shitty bubble machine barely working

Yes, we do. Well, I post half-time ass but slags are also very much appreciated.

She's more silicon than human

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Bet $150 wet spam will win today, how fucked am i. Also, what's for breakfast bros

>West Ham have a fucking leisure centre lifeguard playing for them

>West Ham playing crowd noise because the stadium is too quiet

Reminder that if a betting or micro loan company is the shirt sponsor, your club is on its way to relegation

>no baseball cap

Come on lad.

What snacks should I forage for tomorrow night's debate?

> The echo from the Southampton fans shouting

Are they seriously doing this? Those "chants" are starting to sound really fake

Sorry bro. Here's one for last time.

What debate?

>"OI REF"

the fucking state of that West Ham fan's hair hahahahahaha

>pajeet

Legend has it that those Southampton shorts used to be white but were put in the wash with the black shirts.

>missing an open net

DRY spam

> Redmond
> Tadic

Clinton/Trump first debate.

Are they really playing crowd soundbytes?
They sound so unnatural and most of the sounds dont fit the situations.

Chicken and waffles

>get a stadium for free
>it's an olympic stadium
david cameron is a master bantsman

that wasn't a noble tackle

Payet goal incoming in less than five mins

>Redman
>is black

...

Redmond is complete shit. He's actually conning a career.

Why are french midfielders so invisible?

where is that fuckin meme Calleri?

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WOW THEY ARE TRYING TO INJURE PAYET
PRICKS

>implying that """pass""" from Tadic wasn't completely shite

Slipperpool to poach Virgil and Tadic next summer transfer window

man try say he's better than me, tell my man _______

that nigger did the same thing with Cristiano Ronaldo

How dre they injure France's most white player

What about Austin to be the new Suarez?

Lol give Zaza a penalty and make him take it.

imagine being payet

you could have gone anywhere

but you ended up with this shower of shite

>zaza

Forget about your teammates Payet
Just take direct free kicks

>zaza now remember he is not at jewentus anymore

lmao no penalties for you

disgraceful fucking dive

how did he not get booked

Zaza is fucking pathetic

Same with Mahrez and Vardy

morons sticking with a team because they had 1 good season

>west ham fans chanting 'we want to go back'

kek

Send Fletcher in

he did get booked

>Payet being invisible as always.
People don't still rate this mug do they?

GOLAZO

RIP in peace West Ham FC Football Club

BEAUTIFUL

WET
S
P
A
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But it's both Mahrez and Vardy playing shit though...

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

LOL

GET FUCKED WET SPAM

>Wet Spam

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhaha

he did? oh good. soz didn't see the card and don't have the sound on

F

lmao

>WET SPAM

GET REKT

>that defending
top fucking kek

when is this slav getting sacked?

>WEST SHAM
WET SPAM
>WEST SHAM
WET SPAM
>WEST SHAM
WET SPAM
>WEST SHAM
WET SPAM
>WEST SHAM
WET SPAM

west ham are relegated haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>invisible
Look at his teammates first retard
He makes so many crosses but no one scores and Zaza keeps losing the ball

Worst afternoon of the month

Football looks really easy. Just press high and have players with alot of energy
Why has no one figured this out?

RIP IN PISS

HAHAHAH WET SPAM

they're so shite. have they even won a game in this shitty stadium yet?

West Ham are literal shit.

that fucking defence holy fuck

non-league teams would be embarrassed with that

inb4 Wet Spam concede 4 yet again

That defending was fucking hilarious

Thank you for the giggles wet spam

that goal was like me playing the fifa 17 demo on semi-pro

'ammers look like the away side kek

this arena is so fuckin shit

>west ham london fc fans genuinely believed they could be a big club
L M A O

bilic is done

they fell for the olympic stadium ruse

Big Sam can still save them

Looks like an Italian stadium

Who else wants Wet Spam to fail just because they're ripping us off for the new stadium

payet is a fraud

>60k stadium in the championship

> West Ham thought they were going to get champions league football
> Didn't even make it into the Europa League by losing to Vauxhall Astra
> Southampton and Leicester are in Europe instead

Has there ever been a good eastern european manager?

Do they give the stadium back if they get relegated?

The entire population of Great Britain

>'ammers look like the away side kek

They literally are. The team are squatting in a ground far above their station.

>tfw when West Ham will establish themselves as a big club due to nodebts

rate my banter:

Not happening at the new stadium so far for West Ham. From the Boleyn ground to the bogey ground.

What has Payet actually done today?

>they had to come into the stadium as a premier league club
>mfw they're going out

PAYET SAVE THIS TEAM
PAYET IT'S YOUR JOB
SCORE THREE GOALS OR ASSISTS
SAVE THE TEAM ON YOUR OWN
I KNOW YOU CAN

West Ham/20 Premier League places

more like from the Boleyn ground to the Boooing ground

Fuck I hate Forster and his down syndrome face

Come to think of it, I hate most goalkeepers, they'll all seem to have aspergers or something

>West Ham bringing on the Poundland Rashford

Crossing all the time but getting no one to score

Fletcher is on
Maybe he'll score

you should say 'from the Boleyn ground to the 'No Win' ground'

true

Here comes the Alex Hunter who chose to play for West Ham

>That fist bum

Shall we just save ourselves 9 months of our lives and relegate West Ham, Sunderland and Stoke already?

Remember when west ham put up a statue of elvis presley

As a goalkeeper, can confirm

Hart actually has tourettes

>Wet Spam will get relegated in their first season at the new stadium

Absolutely based

> Poundland Rashford
Made me laugh mate.

Keystone (Leytonstone?) Cops defending from the spammers.

From the Boleyn ground to the NoWin ground

Not as dodgy as Arsenal putting up the statue of tupac

>pooyet

Karma for West Ham.

That's for getting Vardy sent off cunts

REFBALL

>Payet fucking up again

Awful, awful player.

>Boleyn Ground

Why is this a thing?

West ham played at Upton Park

>that complete spin-around airkick
BASED

HAHAHAHAHA

>2016
>still no video replays for refs

Literally 10 seconds to confirm a penalty there

He was fighting to leave the EU. It's done now though, and UKIP is left without a real purpose

LOL THAT FUCKING CORNER

>WET SPAM

ref is having a mare

>that series of """passes""" disguised as clearances
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit wet spam are so shit

>pooyet

>summerfag

SHANE DONG

>The Boleyn Ground,[2] often referred to as Upton Park, is a closed football stadium located in Upton Park, east London. From 1904 to 2016 it was the home of West Ham United, with their predecessors Thames Ironworks playing their home games at Hermit Road.

kek this game is absolute chaos

Billic is Martinez 2.0

Has a great initial season based off previous managers work, other clubs under performing and players in good form.
Second season they bring in their own players, can still attack but rely on 1 key players and cant defend for shit
then goals run dry and they get btfo and sink like a stone

Oh look who the ref is

>PLEASE GIB BENULTY!!!!

gahahahaha

So Bilic is a fraud, right?

>1 Pound 1 fish

It's alright
This season can still be saved
Forget about the CL spot fight
Just focus on the EFL and FA cup while other clubs exhaust themselves like morons trying to beat City

"I'm in charge here"!

>the city of wet spam defending

night*
just the one haha

>the western hamlet of london

> Kicking the ball out of your own keepers hand

Jesus christ

Most of the West Ham fans can barely make out how shit their players have been on the pitch. So that's a plus.

>The dense cunt,[2] often referred to as LRL, is a poster on Cred Forums located on Cred Forums

He's right, nothing is more magical than a child's imagination

Why have West Ham never replaced Adrian?

more like trying not go get relegated m8

the shot was not going in therefore the handball is irrelevant

correct decision.

hahaha spam are an absolute shambles

an absolute west hambles if you will

*EFL nights here will be magical*

Your stream's a bit late mate

So what is this stadium actually called?

I've heard it called

>The Olympic Stadium
>The Queen Elizabeth Stadium
>The London Stadium

Which is it?

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>an absolute west hambles if you will
i will

Both these teams can't defend for shit. Embarrassing dezoo.

>zaza

Need Bog Sim to ring in 606 desu

The Awaywin Stadium

>arjun

lmao

Jack Grealishs Party Pad

The Shithouse

The Empty Stadium

POO 2 LOO

Remember Chelsea getting 3 goals in additional time? No reason West Ham can't do it

Why are they doing a fire drill in the middle of a game?

The Hammer Dome

Damn, I was hoping Hesketh would come on after his cup performance

>getting a name on your shirt is bad enough but at least get a number as well.

umm what?

cos west ham are being burned alive

Tesco Stadium

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camera btfo

Hello yes how do I greentext?

kek hojbjerg killed the camera

inb4 that shot of the ball hitting the camera is used in a Sky Sports advert

>bringing on a somali pirate

hahahahah lol a ball flew at a cameraaaa xDDD ebin fellow reddit bros

>Shooping the shirts around

Desperate

are the west ham fans singing "we love chelsea, we do"? wtf

>journalism
i guess they may have meant Enner but hes at Everton
fuck knows

reminder that west ham is the most reddit club irl

They done this some other week too

Is "Mark Noble should play for England" some English meme that I'm not in on? Every time there's an England squad announcement I see multiple people complain about him not being, and yet, I've seen nothing that would suggest that he's an above average player.

west ham is the new west brom

that's what i thought too

just remembered spam have a player called antonio they must have meant him kek

Fuck off you cucks. Chelsea nearly got relegated last season. They are still a big club. Not as big as us but still big. Dortmund almost got relegated a few seasons ago. They are pretty similar to us in many ways. Having a bad start to the season doesn't invalidate our achievements as a club and doesn't change the fact that out of every single English club we are the one with the most upwards momentum.

We have a world class new stadium that will guarentee we become a huge club, on the level of a Munich or a Milan. Players want to play for West Ham. Players watched the London Olympics, so they will know that this stadium is special and will be even more special once the fans have become used to it. At the moment the atmosphere is a bit flat but our fans are the best in the world so I wouldn't worry too much. The London Olympics are the key to all this. Players saw their countries win medals in London 2012 and will want to experience that success at the same stadium. If you look the top 4 nations at that Olympics were China, the USA, the UK and Russia. We will pretty much have our choice of Chinese, American, British and Russian players whilst we play in this stadium. Plus we already have world class players like Payet and Zaza.

West Ham will win a trophy this season, I am sure of that and we will qualify for the Europa League at the very least which is a competition we tend to thrive in. I believe in Bilic at least, he is a proven quality manager with a great track record everywhere he has managed.

Forever Blowing Bubbles.

Steve Bruce is still available

grab him before stoke do

who are you quoting

anyone see winston reid have a seizure just then haha

you dont need to be an above average player to get in the england squad

Pearson will be available in a few weeks too.

Hitler.

this fucking defence ahahah

>They are pretty similar to us in many ways.
Nah

He was ok last season, ok enough to be considered an option.

Nobody has called for him this season, well, unless they're a complete tard.

all west ham mongs mate

west ham had a decent season last season because payet was carrying them so the spam mongs convinced themselves they had a good team

Slav out
AVB in

Your bull

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Is Bilic gonna bring Payet on?

>stadium half empty

PROPER FAHNS AT WEST HAM NONE OF THOSE GLORY HAHNTIN' NORTHERN CAHNTS

Can't believe you went through the trouble of making such a bad bait.

>Goal Kick

How?

still haven't a clue who the Southampton manager is and don't think I ever will

inb4 Bilic doing a Gary Speed

Mark Noble wouldn't even be a starter for West Ham if it wasn't for "muh heart"

Okay Italy, time for bed.

>Bilic

F R A U D E!
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THAHTS MR WEST HAHM TO YOU MATE

>We will pretty much have our choice of Chinese, American, British and Russian players whilst we play in this stadium
Not setting the bar very high there, Ahmed

> We want to go back

Oh dear

three

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>wet spam

>WET SPAM

>W E T S P A M

BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
>WET SPAM

3 (THREE) - 0 (NIL)

FUCK OFF CUNTS YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

Opinion: West Ham isn't very good.

WEST SHAM

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>tfw not enough time for 4

They've been getting consistently BTFO

>The Ammers

FACKIN AMMERS GETTING CRASHED

The Blunderdome

Man must be nice to have a 60k seat arena in the championship next year

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I'm so happy for Jamie.

Dully deserved.

>Being so shit literal who's are now scoring against you

LEL

I take it back, JWP instead of Hesketh was a good move

Will Bog Sim ever recover?

Trips confirms new ground name, sponsered by 888 Bet

>we've got more fans than you

top kek

>we've got more fans than you

Davis is ridiculously underappreciated

>we've got more fans than you

LEL

> Booooo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>We've got more fans than you

Top bombing.

Should have given Leyton Orient the Olympic stadium desu

>Standing up
Reported to the metropolitan police. Enjoy lifetimes bans faggots.

>WE'VE GOT MORE FANS THAN YOU

this makes me so happy

>charlie austin's ripped shirt
under armour = the new puma

>mfw payet fucks off in january

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>The boos weren't too loud...
>Oh yeah most of them have gone

KEK

>West Ham have lost five of their opening six top-flight games in a season for the first time in their history

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>I could be shitposting on the eternal Arsenal thread right now
>But de pussy good tho

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what's kante doing there?

Did they remove "Super Monday"?

at least they were right about making history lol

why do black men love thicccc white women so much

They should lay off the ham a bit

it's west haram

It was never Super Monday, it has always bee MNF

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Tinpot general lads

Fat little cunt.