Official /turnleft/ Bad Boy Off Road 300 thread

i like to spend my pre race searching the internet for the most obscure photos related to each track

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That's what they should've used for the Spongebob Squarepants race.

The fucks a g'damn cannuck flag doing there?

Yankees....I am disappoint.

National Anthem dude was hyped

We're gonna need a new one here real soon....

I think my bracket's still pretty realistic, we'll see.

Stream?

good quality, but with Jew shilling: ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c

Filmed with a potato, but Premier does it without Jew shilling once the race begins: cricfree.tv/watch/live/nascar-sprint-cup-new-england-300-live-streaming

ustream, nascar49c

cant wait for another JGR cheater car to win

>First time watching a Cup race live since Daytona.

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>lelgano
>hometown hero
>CT
No

>Elliott Sadler

He's in another fucking series. How is Rick Allen so fucking bad with names?

sure hope Rick Meme tells us about Harvicks bull tweet again

rolling for first car out

i hate myself

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hopefully Chase wins so the leaf cancuck has a meltdown

shit... sorry krut bros

>Bad Boy Offroad 300
>Not on a dirt track

>yankee

Close enough...

Why is this such a shit track?

Flat

Because these aren't modifieds

Correct answer

I wouldn't even mind Gimmie winning desu

>this track
>flat with 4 left turns
>no right turns
>no jumps
>no figure 8 crossover

..and people complain about Tilke tracks

le wacky clarinet music man

>JGRwinslol
>shit sprint commercials
>corny NASCAR commercials
>Sonic commercials
>late race drama cautions

>watching coverage with commercials

>NRA sponsored race
>BADBOY sponsored race

All we need now is a TAPOUT race

This commentary

>you have to be good at corner entry blah blah blah blah you have to be good at corner exit blah blah blah blah you have to be good at brakes in the middle of the corner

So basically, you have to be good in the corner

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being good at turning helps in racing

LeFart Rick Meme and Burton suck

there's more to it than that

I had great hope for actual technical analysis on NBC's coverage last year with Letarte

But what we got instead is a simpleton word salad every weak

It's a shame, there's a lot to appreciate about what is actually going on underneath these cars

>mfw people are watching commercials for prescription drugs

In my office, they call me the boss man

>JGR 1 2 3 4

i wish i could get into football

I wanna hang out with Jr desu

Star Wars is on TNT right now

>looking that closely to see things

What kind of loser would do that?

Danica trying to find her talent...

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>he doesn't into water cooler dale

Is dat sum 4 cathode spark plug?

Yep, he seems like a blast offtrack

I want danicles to sit on my face

your H key isn't working, user.

She looks quite manish in that webm. More manish than her boyfriend

will this leaf make it to the big leagues

I wish she had a nice big cock

Only if she can stop crashing herself out

based france really picked the best tracks for the "chase"

>prickly steakhouse
>manish

maybe she can take Danicles car. Danicles isnt doing anything with it

>will this leaf make it to the big leagues

If by "big leagues" you mean the front page of Blacked.com, then sure.

Gross

ok.
steakhouse isnt manish, that was my point
quite feminine in fact.
I would bet $100 she wears a strap on to peg him with

If a Nascar race gets red flagged, do they pray again before the restart?

HURR DURR I AM SO FUCKING SMART LOOK AT ME ANALYZE THIS PIECE OF THE CAR

DAE THINKING PHOTO-OP?

cool clock Ahmed

>I would bet $100 she wears a strap on to peg him with

I would pay (way more than) $100 for her to wear a strap on and peg me

Same

there are some underlying homosexual tones here user.

we did it boys

I think we can all agree on this

1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson

I didn't think faggots like motorsports....

drug test

Danica is definitely the top in the relationship

Nothing wrong with a bit of backmarker bumlove my boy

speaking of couples is Truex ever going to propose to Sherry?

Truex is gay but can't confess it because it's NASCAR

>people funpost about bumfun Danica
>"hurr hurr I unironically hate faggots"

Found the closeted homosexual

>brad k and paul woolfe fuel strategy race

bumfun can actually be fun as long as it's not with an actual guy

that'd be pretty gay

>holding a soldering iron there
Girls got hands of steel. Doing an excellent job of melting the wrong side of that motherboard too desu

>no one has crashed yet

This is why making motorsport categories more professional ruins them.
You need out of their depth shit-tier drivers to cause entertaining chaos.

It's not gay if he's wearing a skirt

better than JGRwinsREMEMBERTOSWERVEYOURCARlol

>buescher 29

The meme is over :(

Ask that question on a weekend where she doesn't ARCA herself out of a race

We haven't had the Brian Scott caution yet, calm down.

True-X

>"funpost"

Sure, faggot.

Sure....

Who /ragsinabox/ here?

>still being unironically bumblasted about "faggots"

Are you from the south, user?

Always

Is that a feminine hygiene product?

Always

Pit road speed limit is a meme.

Either let them go as fast as they want or use the ECU to set a max speed.

>tfw hard drive took a shit and i lost everything
At least I have the most important thing back now. Thanks lads

But the penulties make the race more exciting!

>he wants to take more driver control and skill out of the sport

>Mfw not using Gojo and a beach towel to solve all of life's problems

Damn casuals

But if there wasn't pit road speed then drivers wouldn't get nailed for speeding, and we'd have less chances to >Driver Meme Name Here

>use the ECU to set a max speed.

M8, it took them over 30 years to allow EFI instead of crapurettors, that'll never happen.

I like it, it cucks all my least favorite drivers.

>mustang in commercial
>on chinese Uniroyal tiger paw tires
Lel. Just noticed this. At least advanced auto is being honest about the quality of their parts.

exactly. Hamlin cant go a race without a speeding violation. Fuck that guy

>new hampshire to dover

nice one Brian

Have you ever jerked off with gojo?

Or at least they should give them a speedometer

They can have a speedometer, they choose to just use a tach.

How did Roush fall so far?

they are lap cars....

Sniffle isnt even competitive anymore

>should give them a speedometer
They can with the digital dashboards now.

I haven't reached that level of alcohol poisoning yet to think that was a good idea

or a knotted rope to throw out the window

>Gimme dat lahbasta

Larson senpai, don't make me wanna call you manlet for shit like that

With the exception of 1998 and 2001, Dover has followed the second NHMS race since it was added to the schedule in 1997

duh breeze is blowing

>duhbris

>debris caution

"debris"

meant to say

shit races

FINALLY

>de bris

>Logonzo stuck a lap down
proof that God exists right there

>Based Dinger keeping Lelgano a lap down

>picnic on the hill on the backstretch

Comfy

So is Chevy and Ford going to start putting some money into it, or will the entire field be Toyotas in 10 years?

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""debris""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>Logano cucked out of the lucky-dog by Almondnigger

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needs a white suit, a goofy helmet, and a beer gut

>ford
Can't imagine it'll happen until they wrap up the Ford GT program.

Literally the same thing as rpm. Just wasting space

Nah, give it 2 more years of this post-race wiggle bullshit, then NASCAR will completely overreact and ban any kind of post-race alterations (even burnouts) with massive penalties for infractions. Toyota loses their edge, Chevy comes back, and Ford still sucks because of Roush

Don't forget France wants to add a new manufacturer by 2018 as well. Probably Nissan or Volkswagen (If they can unfuck themselves post dieselgate)

Where the fuck are people getting vw from? Makes no sense. Nissan at least has some v8 blocks. Every other brand I've seen suggested is retarded

>fiat

Fiat owns Dodge tho.

/missdodge/

Anyone else really miss Dodge?

>implying that matters
Welcome to the world of badge engineering and silhouette cars, lad.
youtube.com/watch?v=p4ItFIhKlYQ

when did the free lap pass become a thing and why?

>tfw this excuse for a racetrack
>tfw this isn't Watkins Glen

When they stopped letting them race back to the line, coincidentally after a race at New Hampshire.

like 10 years ago, and safety

It's essentially the Dale Earnhardt Jr rule.

Anything to get a popular driver back on the lead lap.

After they started freezing the field for cautions. It used to be customary for the leader to allow any nearby lapped cars ahead of him and get their lap back when a caution came out.

Yes and they don't spend money on dodge

Well aware of that. Especially with diesel killing the vw budgets

This motherfucker would make an amazing Sprint Cup car if done right

after this: youtube.com/watch?v=nG32BZPebY8

>boring race is boring

>don't let Hillary leave you defenseless

Wew lad nra

>drivers use mirrors to see where other cars are
Holy SHIT lads

>tfw I was under the grandstands when that happened

>ywn again be 8 years old, playing with diecasts while watching the race.
Why live?

Did you know that they use the steering wheel to turn to the left?

And people say Nascar isn't high tech

That unironically looks like a good track.

They don't even try to hide it

It's based on a real track. Almost an exact scale replica. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of the track.

m8, did you take a picture of your TV?

Outside of the chicane on the left, that's pretty much Daytona Infield.

Reminder that Ford hasn't won the Cup championship since 2004.

It is

Estoril

Jarama?

Estoril
The portuguese gp from f1 and motogp was held there

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Nascar to COTA, when?

>Lelgano

>commcerial cawshun
>(((debris)))

>LOGANO KEKED BY DANICA

When Eddie Gossage dies.

Thanks. Never actually seen a race here, so it's hard to remember.

epic again

cota is a shit track

Bobby Labonte driving like an absolute madman there.

Honestly an oval with elevation changes and asymmetric corners sounds cool.

Is GE making fun of autistic people?

>cautions breed cautions

This is what I said last time.

Put a hill on the back stretch of New Hampshire and high banking in the last corner. That would make this race interesting.

Will they go back there?

>one guy to beat
>run right into him

>having to explain what a wave-around is
W
E
W

Look mom I'm making a low energy shitpost again

>shit track
>fake cautions
>awful commentary
>toyota

This is the worst season ever

>german gets offended by this

typical

meme race

At least there isn't a caution clock in the sprint cup yet.

North Wilkesboro has elevation changes.

We're not allowed to have nice things.

No. Supercars is looking at an Asian expansion.

No. It was horribly promoted, and everyone in the paddock threw a shit fit about the the logistics of it.

>in the sprint cup yet
>sprint cup yet
>yet
>YET

>low energy shitpost

>time taken to photoshop something
>low effort

m8, at least use some fucking logic in your insults

Apparently attendance was dismal just like every other race at that track. Would be neat to do something with indy car but I doubt they want to go further than Kuala lampur. Just like super gt doesn't have to go anywhere further than thailand. Not much to gain from going to the us.

nice """system"""

Please have sex

>shitposting

What if Martin Truex fails post race inspection again? NASCAR would be forced to disqualify him, right? Should 2 or more rule violations in one round disqualify a driver from the chase? I think it should.

Does getting bummed by Danica count?

What did he get busted for last week?

>chase drivers are there because they run up front

good one lefart

Buescher is in 28th. This is the best Ford can do.

Failing the lowest possible tolerance of laser inspection

edwards wins lol > hamlin > kenseth > troox > busch

And people ask why I actually prefer Fox.

>based Mike Joy
>affable grandpa talking nonsense

Who /missLarryMac/ here

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>Toyota spanking every team in NASCAR

>They still haven't built the Coca-Cola Superspeedway

How the fuck is this track so abysmally boring?

Hasn't it killed like three people?

My nigga

Technically, they killed themselves
>due to the boredom

Dear lord what did I just Google?

>2 bombs weren't enough

>the track is only exciting when brakes fail and people die

Sign me the fuck up senpai

The pinnacle of track design

That's not frank n beanz ring or caketin

>not earsplitter expo center

autism

commercial cawshunz
5556

Danica leading the race

Damn, ARCA sim?

>commercial caution
>a net

>forgetting to turn left

YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB

>commercial cawshun

>Dodge Raceway Stadium
>Old Spice High Endurance Speedway
>Red Ball

NR2003

Though ASRX does exist

>Panica leading the restart

>tfw 500 laps around dodge raceway on the gamecube

She hit the pits

What if he was so bored that he fell asleep?

I want a quarter midgets sim

youtube.com/watch?v=Gj8mcZx7VqY

It's better than hitting another driver.

>Krut

>NASCAR games will never be good

kek

what a shitty design, literally insidelinewinslol

user my son that is some top quality banter

Her boss disagrees

why do i watch this every week

>41 team thinking Krut's pitstop is an iPhone 7 and can function without a jack

>unironically using the term "wicked fast"

Nothing better to do on a Sunday.

Why is this fat babyface in charge?

Hey lads, I had an event for my business fraternity, what have I missed?

jgr leads lol

>being American
>not dedicating your Sunday to Jesus

New England faggots unironically say wicked before everything

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>Danican't trying to kill Jimmie

danica battling JJ in the top 10

>kryle bullying danicles

>Danica in a position to wreck kryle and gimme
Yes please

There is nothing wrong with saying wicked, but it's become way overused in recent years

>manlets
When will they learn?

This is good racing lads

>mfw she bends Danica over and violently penetrates her with the microphone while calling her a slut

>Weekly McDowell Caution incoming

>nascar letting the 95 out just so he can wreck

Holy shit.

Right on time

Shhhhbhhh

I liked the part where they turned left

FUCK

woolad

classic short track rules apply

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

WIZARD
now say troox will crash

Fatfaggot France needs the late race drama caution

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Wouldn't it be right from your perspective?

>mcdowell

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Did Krut just blow up?

this isn't even the last one

If meme magic is real will Danica crash out if I get dubs?

>mfw you suckers are at an ad break

>thinking you're so good that people actually care about your pit strategy

>edwards and hamlel pit road penalties

jokes on you faggot I have team audio and animated video that's minutes ahead of your shitty stream

>elliot is now in 3rd place

I'm glad Geico is finally making some commercials with Mears.

I wish they would have made some with Papis

>animated video

Honestly man Kenseth is doing what he has to do, but he's being super aggressive with Truex who keeps giving him breaks.

Similar to Logano last year, if Kenseth keeps that up and Truex stays in it? It would be Kenseth's fault.

>the entire commercial is max slapping and getting slapped by the gecko

been watching a premierliveHD stream....

kwl

How do you sign a great spokesman like Papis and never use him? Those could have been the funniest commercials on tv.

JGRwinslol

sadly, truex doesnt have the balls to touch a gibbs car

...exactly

>inb4 meme caution

BAYNE?

That's a big hit

Jesus Christ

Why does coach Gibbs have a soda machine in his living room?

>Hamlin's crewman just throwing the tyre at Blaney

>BAYNE
>CRASHING THIS RACE, WITH NO CHASERS

CRASHING THIS CAR

Doubly numbers and Kryle becomes ded

Geico too busy with all their other le epic comedy ads

BAYNE?

If you had as much money as that motherfucker, you would too

>BAYNE?

Why not?

you're a big guy

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>truex holds up kyle
>kyle divebombs turn 1
>harvick wins lol

>Kek has blessed this race

I think Chase will use his premium restart skills to zoom past all the drivers and win the race

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>24 car
>superior restarts
lol

Yeah, m8. We're fucked up from the annual 6 months of cold.

who /virg/ here

>Kahne suddenly decent now that he isn't in the chase.
The struggle is real.

that is just about exactly what just happened

>inb4 another meme caution

>steakhouse

>Shithouse Jr

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>Sticky

ayy

>caution

FUCK

And he did't again

>dicky steakhouse

Reed Sorenson is still here. Good for him.

retrokek'd

>steakhouse

The pegged becomes the pegger

>memehouse

fucking overmemeJGRwinslolSWERVETHECAR is coming isnt it

I can't even desu~

If harvick stops it, he's officially the GOAT

>rick allel

HIT THE SWERVE

Brad is in a great spot to come off turn 1 in 2nd assuming the 18 gets under the 4

does the swerve the car thing happen after every race?

I'll listen for it on the radio if it is

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Yes

MISTER WURRR DID HE CUM FROM

Hold it now you beautiful son of a bitch!!!

Yes

does it happen to harvick?

FUCK YEAH HARVICK!

Yeah, they say it on the cool down lap

F U C K J G R
U
C
K
J
G
R

Based Harv gonna save us from JGR

Meme caution when

Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr wins the race!

CMON HARV

FUCK TOYOTA

woah dude weed

Listening to Matt's stream right now

JGR/TRD on suicide watch

FUCK

FUCK HARVICK

>Kenseth

Why do they have to sponsor 1 lap to go

Thank you for saving us Harvick

EAT SHIT TOYOTA

Stewart Homicide Racing wins lol

t. Joe Gibbs

mfw I don't swerve

BLAZE IT

Because capitalism

>ken seth has fans

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

STU-HAAAS!!!!!!!

1ST AND 5TH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw a fan of a sport without a future

Now watch Harvick fail the post-race inspection and them take away the win.

>burning out till your tires blow out and fuck up the rear of your car

shady

Not a chance

No weaving, he blew it up. Old fashioned sabotage.

Toyota $pent too much to lose

>Hurrvick fails post race inspection lol

m8, they spent 500 million a year in F1

>having to cheer with le >2016 1% sprint cuckman on your car

>Kevin stops TOYOTAWINSLOL
>Krut wanted a top ten, gets a top five

Can't complain lads

This.

Race was decent this week.

My bracket is holding up well.

WE
DID
IT
BOYS

>And the streak continuous

On to Dover lads...

Trucks in Las Vegas next weekend
>mfw I will be there in the grand stands

Trucks always kick ass on the 1.5 milers. Draftlock battles and lots of memes

>jwt
>crapton
>kbm
Can't wait