Colts vs Chargers Pregame Thread

ITS GOING TO BE A SHOOTOUT EDITION

What are your predictions Cred Forums?

Chargers will choke

Chargers gonna bootyblast lucks overrated ass

I think South Korea will get nuked by North Korea

Jags here.

We of coursed Jag'd our way to a 2 point loss.

See you in London. If you lose today, we'll both be 0-3 in London next week. Whomever loses that game at least gets a new coach.

>two 0-3 teams face off in london
its destiny

>the winning team is actually the one that loses because they finally get to dump their shit coaching staff

P-p-p-please go easy on us chogers

READY

Gordon rushes for 200+ yds

Cap it niggers

Perryman finally hitting well

This Chargers secondary needs to fucking step it up

Luck is gonna get exposed again and the media will still suck his balls.
ch/a/rgers!

Fuuuck, you have to get that tackle on luck

Slippy as

My turn.

Holy shit we have a lead in the first half for once

Please don't get my hopes up Indy, the defense is just going to crush them.

>that hardcore balding on luck

Fucking Wew lads

Who /CHARGERS/ here?

Verrett is my bae

Im predicting Dragons here. LETS GO BASED RIVERS

RUN GAME IS A NO GO. UNLEASH THE DRAGONS

any links to a stream?

is gates not playing?

Means he's alpha as fuck.

Simply too much test.

>3 and out
Is this a dream or is the colts d component for once

Hamstring

>this is what balding betas actually believe

Lmao

i guess you didnt see the chargers receiver drop an easy first down

TYREEEEEEEEEEEL

>component
Also vintage Gore here

>dropped pass

Wouldn't say it's competent

>Gore rushes for more than 5 yards
Is he, dare I say it, BACK?

Make a game thread what the fuck yo

>charger tackling

Fucking abysmal

Is it just me or didn't Trent Richardson fall backwards every time and Gore falls forward almost every time

God I hate Richardson

We're going to get BTFO

HERE WE GO

Every single fucking game somebody has to die dammit why.

And a Charger is down

It begins

ANOTHER NON-CONTACT INJURY!

IT FUCKING BEGINS

TEO DED. CHARGERS DED. SEASON DED.

God damn it.

Every. Single. Week.

Kek getting started early with the key player injuries

Don't forget how he always ran into his blockers instead of running through the holes they created

ANOTHER CHARGER INJURY

EVERY
WEEK

>Teo injury from non contact
>Raiders 2-1
>TREVOR SIEMIAN THROWING 4 TOUCHDOWNS TODAY

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

>Chokegers

i forgot about manti te'o

His gf tackled him

Why did we pick this cancer fuck over Arians ago?

Enjoy fighting the Chefs for last place.

Chargers are ded

GG

Fuck off Raidnigger

hi chorjeez

>Currently down by 6 pts in Fantasy
>Had to make the decision to play either Hilton or T. Williams
>Decided to go with Hilton
Hopefully I don't regret this decision.

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Anyone got that webm of that i enjoy recalling painful memories

Thank god the Chargers are the only team with worse injuries than us

How many starters are out between these two teams? 10?

How many total players? Like 30?

What the fuck happened

Far from it.

How the fuck does Dorsett end up on Brown?

Chargers looking like trash

Change SNF to NFL

The Chargers are melting down. Wtf is this shit

>Why did we pick this cancer fuck over Arians ago?
Because it would look bad for the organization to fire someone with cancer, regardless of competence.

The Red Sox are doing literally the same thing now with John Farrell and Torey Lovullo.

The fix is in

Wait fuck never mind totally misread it

So what the fuck happened to teo

Friend told me his gf tripped him

I didn't like that penalty. Pagano should have declined it and taken the 3 points.

Fuck being refballed.

What happened to the run defense the chargers were pretending to have for a while.

>refball helping the colts

What dimension is this

>can only win games against ded teams or the jasg
I'll take it

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE CHARGER INJURIES

SDFBWDFGWDFGWETHWETHWERHADFHADFHAERHAERHAETHSRTBWRTB

colts 10, chugg-offs 0.

I don't even understand what the penalty was for.

>tfw the Chargers are the only team that have more right to complain about injuries than >us

I've been bitching about colts going down 5 times a game all season but I genuinely feel bad for you guys. Your shit makes our shit look like heaven.

being black

Teo out for game with his Achilles

Every
Week

Well, sure, but there would be offsetting penalties then. nfl.com says 'leverage' as the penalty, which I guess would be when you are jumping up off of someone else to block a kick, but I didn't see that happen.

>WR injured too

I had us at 8-8 prior to the season beginning. I now have us at 5-11

Split jags
Sweep Titans
Beat Chiefs (meme magic)
Beat bears
Beat 1 out of 3: raiders, one of the two Texans games

We will still lose this game btw. Chargers have had our number for a decade now

The chargers are made of paper

They'd literally blow away in a strong wind

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tfw the Chargers are the only team that have more reason to complain about injuries than >us

FTFY

Learn2FirstAmendment

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Poor rivers :^(

This shit is insane. I dont think the Chargers can pull through in this one.

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Idk man, the whiskey bowl is a complex anomaly. It could go either way.

I feel sorry for you man. All the way in Korea and a chokers fan. Unlucky.

I think Rivers has blown at least 6 timeouts the past few games by not getting the snap off in time

He needs to do himself a favor and root for a better team

I wait all week for this kek

McCoy must go

Im from SD so my only issue is finding streams and waking up at 5am to catch the game.

He has the fattest O line in the NFL being lazy to deal with

Just take the 5 yards. A timeout is way more important.

>tfw Luck officially has Stage 2 David Carr Syndrome

Not in the first half. If McCoy ever has his team on offense with less than a minute left in the first half, it's kneel-down time, no matter the score.

At least Rivers is getting some use out of the time outs that McCoy would otherwise waste entirely.

It won't be that bad, Colts should have a winning record this season.
Lions were OK in week one and today, Broncos turn out to be legit and that game could've been won by Colts.
Postseason is still very much on.

>no Allen, Woodhead, Oliver, Cumberland, Bosa, Teo, Addae, Johnson, Dunlap

Hmm really makes you think

Getting hit so much that his career gets derailed?

Correct. The o-line IS marginally better this year than the last four, but he's so used to getting rocked he's starting to get jittery in pocket on throws he doesn't need to be jittery on.

And gates

WTF WAS THAT

JUST

RIVERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Chokers are you trying?

To be fair, Indy isn't exactly healthy either. Now, the part where we aren't as fucked as you guys is we expect most of our guys back by mid October, whereas Chargers already have season ending injuries. I feel bad for you guys, honestly. Nobody outside of he AFCW hates the chargers

FUCK MCCOY

>taking a field goal

Even you Rivers

Its hard to try when your necks are tied

This is pretty much the /injurybowl/

FUCK

>LUCK

Clots should have been drafting an o-line instead of getting a bunch of receivers.

DUDE

HAYWARD

LOL

TYBH

Thank you captain obvious

Unfortunately Grigson is a retard and it took him four years to realize what every other person on the planet already knew

Nice Quads.

Hayward is having a pro-bowl year.

I remember saying this shit his rookie year when I saw the game against Baltimore in the wildcard. I saw luck running for his life on every play.

I knew this would happen, Chargers have had our number since rivers came into the league

27-13 Chargers, cap it

>Rivers

Rivers accuracy is off today. Wtf

Got damn

Rivers like a yard or two either way off today

Hasn't played with McCluster at all, so they're not in sync. The miss to Gordon earlier was inexcusable though.

REEEEEEEE

So much for hope

Wow never thought I'd see the D bail the team out this season

Can't win with field goals

To be fair, it's against the only team more banged up than we are

thats factually untrue you cliche spouting retard

Chargers tackling is seriously awful

Doesn't seem to be helping the offense much (excluding Gore)

CAN'T WIN WITH EM
CAN'T WIN WITHOUT EM

THE FIELD GOALS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE

>tfw we need penalties to bail us out against the fucking Chargers

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Holy fuck, is Gore finally going to get his 100 yard game?

I hope Gore goes just under 100 yards rushing. I would really miss that 58 game sub-100 rush stat.

>letting the Colts run all over you

Embarrassing

Frank gore always rips up the chargers.

I think his longest run of the last decade came against us too

Chargers D is running around like chickens with their head cut off.

70 yards in the first half. Almost certainly.

T-this is gonna be a 2nd half game right?

Looking like the 2015 chargers again

>implying we're a bad team

Easily top 90% of the league.

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Colts are generally a second half team, but who knows, they've been good at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory lately

Just got home from picking up a case of beer

How the Bolts looking boltsbros?

Don't jinx it

>chargers somehow still in the game

Wew

A mess

Rivers uncharacteristically inaccurate

dat pizza

Rivers is having an off day

Is this the game thread with the least happiness on Cred Forums?

D is letting a 33yo RB run right through them.

>drinking on the sabbath

Degenerate

The most effective plan for Colts I can come up with:
>throw for 50yd to get somewhere in mid-field
>let Vinatieri just kick 60 yd FGs all day long

This post triggered me
>alcohol laws in Indiana

Just go to Applebees and get drunk.

Fucking retarded laws.

BABY DRAGON

That what you fucks get for voting in Conservacucks

No, death sticky and Browns-Dolphins threads are still up.

You'd have to make defensive stops 2 out of every 3 possessions though. And that's assuming 100% accuracy on the field goals.

Explain

I won't I hate hearing about it it reminds me how awesome Vick Ballard was

Run Gordon out of I-formation, guaranteed yards. I know, let's give him a delayed raw out of a 4 wide set.

>tfw grew up in "no alcohol sale on Sundays" Indiana
>moved to a state that allows sales on Sundays but grocery stores can't sell anything above 3.2 beer

I will never know the freedom of buying Jack from Schnucks on sundays, feels bad man

Chargers just need to keep passing. Colts have that run game on lock right now.

Mike pence is a horrible neocon and I'll be voting for Hillary just because trump put pence on his ticket

When I go up to Michigan I'm blown away by cold beer in gas stations.

Only liquor stores can sell cold beer here.

>you now remember wasting a first round pick on Donald brown

Just like you shouldve passed on fucking with us at Pearl Harbor

Hillary is even worse though, just dont vote.

>implying a neolib is any better

I was ready to hold my nose and vote for trump but pence being a heartbeat away from the presidency terrifies me.

>tfw Based Daniels didn't run for president in 2012

Teo tore his Achilles and rivers is meh

In Indiana you can't buy alcohol on sundays. Pretty sure you can't buy liquor after 3 a.m. throughout the week either, but you can buy all the hard liquor you can imagine from walmart.

Chorgers fans is the red zone offense usually this bad? Want to know if I should feel good about this defense

Hello darkness my old friend

>Remembering that a first round pick was also wasted on Trent Richardson...

I'm a rivers Homer, but he's having a terrible game

No. The fucking left tackle is replaced. That 2nd string fat fuck got whooped

Let's just have based McAfee do onside kickoffs every now and then.

Fuck this coaching staff

THANK YOU BASED WALDEN

Yeah, but at least the Browns used that pick on manziel, Lel. One of those hilarious trades where both teams lost the trade

Donald brown saved us from trent that makes him worth a first rounder

What the fuck was he doing

Hairston being a real nigger
Fucking idiot

This game is already over isn't it?

I was referring to Indy drafting him in 2009.

This is so frustrating to watch

Even more so than the fucking Kansas game

TRASH

Nope

AHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

Fuckin' A

JUST

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Wew bby that fumble return

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

B A S E D

A

S

E

D

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha WHAAAAAAAAT

We're back in it boys

>clots

Oh I know I'm saying grabbing him in 2009 first overall was a good pick because he eventually relieved us from Richardson

FAT FUCKER TOOK OFF LIKE A TRUCK

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN

>Andrew cuck

Just take the fucking sack you stupid faggot

>THE LIONS LET REID GO

I told y'all

I told y'all we can't beat the Chargers no matter how shitty they are

ANDREW KEK BTFO

rumble big man rumble

I think Jatavis Brown is actually better than Teo

He's playing better than a fifth round rookie

The chargers are legitimately better than this Colts team they're just having miscue after miscue

>Andrew "Cuckold" Cuck.

he has to break out of tackles 7/10 times he throws if he just took sacks he would have 150 of them a year

GIMME FUMBOL

>tfw starting to lose faith in Luck

Luck the turnover man

>LUCK

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I think they're pretty even, particularly considering both teams are beat up as fuck.

But I was talking more about the fact San Diego is like 8-1 or something similar against us over the last 10 years

COLTS SHOOK

Fat guy touchdown was exactly what my heart needed. No safeties,no cbs, no thin athletic dudes. I needed a fat guy touchdown.

Based cooper made a career off peyton

What NFC team to I bandwagon this season? It's been the cardinals for nearly my entire life but seeing the vikes win and make packers fans butthurt would be nice as well

Basically 0-0 again

Gotta win the next half

>"WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK"
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""sports""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>you now remember when the chargers picked off Peyton 6 times and Cromartie got 3

da bears

If rivers starts hitting his passes and the D stops getting stupid penalties we can take over the 2nd half

da colts

Why did the gamethread just die?

Servers were down or something

Who will finish their career with more children: Cromartie or Rivers?

Why is Luck the best paid QB in the league senpaitachi?

you're mom

Is there a such thing as a high bitrate stream for this game?
All the reddit ones are ass, and all the games on tv in my region are blowouts.

Hillary supporter here

GO COLTS

Kill yourself please

Is there a such thing as a high bitrate stream for this game?
All the reddit ones are ass, and all the games on tv in my region are blowouts.

WEW

based clots

GIVE FELIPE YOUR POWER

Thank You Hilton

Fucking TY Dragoon

>Chorgers
most consistent chokers

o fuk

we just saw how chokers sucked a huge dick

APOLOGIZE

FUCK

/o\

why going for 2?

Fuck the chargers

Honestly

Chargers suck I hate being an SD fan Rivers is a cuck

We're still going to lose. This is week 1 against Detroit all over again, we went up with 40 something seconds and still lost because this defense is Swiss cheese.

hold me spee. what did you guys do while 4chin was borked?

PEPPER IT

Why not

demoralize

That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady

Cruise into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She's a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know it's all right
That's right

That, that
That, that

Backstage we're havin' the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away!

[Chorus]

Never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise.

[Chorus]

So baby let me follow you down (let me take a peek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me all night)
Baby let me follow you down (turn the other cheek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me, do me)

Ooh, what a funky lady
Ooh, she like it, like it, like it, like that.
Ooh, he was a lady!

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

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if they had made it, the chargers would have had to get the pat to win if they got a td

CHARGERS CELEBRATION THREAD WHEN?

>mfw traded AP for ty hilton last week

What's with the "challenge from above" on a pretty clear first down, that essentially gave the Colts a free time out.

Then they didn't start the clock until after the snap...

Shitpost with plebs on twitter

I've seen this happen so many times

It's a "who can choke less" episode.

Answer is the colts.

1 doesn't give Colts anything.
With 2 Chargers need a TD to tie, extra point to go into the lead.

FUMBLE

CLOTS WIN

>White boy

Same with flowers going down

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>a hurdur it woulda been 3 point game if he made it
Are these announcers fucking retarded? If that were the case the colts would have went for 1 not 2

LMFAO

WHOOPS

JEJ

>rookies
JUST

hahahahahahahahahahahhahhaha fucking Chargers do it again get fucked losers enjoy the bottom of the division

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RELOCATED WHEN?

BAHAHAHAHA

Does Rivers like women as much as Rodgers?

BAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

THIS FUCKING TEAM WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO LOSE

>Chorgers

WHY DO THE CHARGERS CHOKE SO MUCH

Why is that a catch? And not incomplete?

Who can realistically stop "us" at this point?

WE 1-2 NOW

AFC SOUTH CHAMPS

Fucking chokers

SOMEBODY CAP THAT POUT FACE

WHITE BOY JUST LOST HIS JOB LOL

ENJOY WORKING AT MCDONALDS FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE FAGGOT

Neither of these QBs deserve to have their careers wasted on these teams

Your Colts MVP of the game

I-i-is this what winning feels like

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he took like 4 steps after the catch nigga

he caught the ball, and made a football movetm (which is just making steps after catching it)

Just fucking kill me

Chargers proving they earn the roast name of chokers

Because he had control and ran with it

Well, he created a whole Oline with his wife

Are you honestly retarded?

Someone get the Philip rivers face just now

Thank you based Clots

t. Raidnigga

>Can't even hold onto a ball

HAHAHA

THIS CUNT COULD NEVER GET A JOB IN ANY OTHER SPORT

FUCK YOU SAN DIEGO

CHOKE
H
O
K
E

Sd fags btfo

Holy shit. This is the first time we beat the Chargers since 2008. This feels weird.

Still not terribly optimistic though, barely hung on against a team even more injured than ours

>Le funny meme face man BTFO
>Le funny meme face man BTFO
>Le funny meme face man BTFO

There's nothing better than watching the Chargers lose. Remember when you faggots polluted with this board with "muh prophecy". I didn't.

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Colts still a shit.

Fuck my shit up senpai

Luck may be completely bald by next season

>"""""Henry"""""

Because Colts management is retarded and there needs to be a per player salary cap.

Yes

Classic Chargers Football.

Less a shit than the Colts though

The Chargers have to be the unluckiest team in the NFL

>austria

why havnt you killed yourself yet?

CHAOS ON THE FIELD

>CLOTS

HAIL MARY HAPPENING

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE?

COLTS HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS THE JAGS
COLTS HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS THE JAGS
COLTS HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS THE JAGS
COLTS HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS THE JAGS
COLTS HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS THE JAGS

UNTIMED
N
T
I
M
E
D

What the fuck is happening?

HAHAHAHAHA

CHARGERS BALL 1ST DOWN

GIVE RIVERS YOUR ENERGY

REFBALL

Hail Mary for the win

>untimed down

H E R E W E G O

>MFW another Chorger loss = a blow to Prop C

Vote NO on C San Diego. No new taxes for San Diego. Keep Comic Con in San Diego. Tell the Chargers either pay for your own stadium or GTFO.

Chargers win if my post ends in dubs

dubs confirm DRAGON

ITS NOT OVER

HAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS

>untimed down
TIME FOR MEME MAGIC

>tRAVIS bENJAMIN

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I'm so fucking mad

Fuck this pleb team, Fuck Mccoy fuck pagano

You can't win shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh my GOD do NOT fuck this up

WHY DIDNT HE AIR IT OUT ???

>THROWING IT SHORT

AHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO WHAT WAS THAT

the fuck

HOLY FUCKIN' REFBALL.

Fuck this shit. Wish we lost so Cuck Pagano would get fired.

>goes to lateral

BTFO
T
F
O

That little nigga got blasted

LOL WTF IS GOING ON

They already accepted defeat and threw the untimed play.

Because the only way they're going to score is on a bunch of crazy laterals and hoping for a hole. He's not going to throw an 85 yard bomb.

Wait Wait, the Colts have just been assessed another illegal touching penalty, Chargers get another untimed possession, plus a 50 yard penalty on the Colts, plus the Colts will only be allowed to field 10 players for the play

Finally, a fucking win. Probably get beat at Wembley next week though.

>how empty the stadium was for that last down

Fucking yanks rushing off for their McSack burgers

This is painful.

Fuck comic-con and fuck you I'm voting yes

The stadium will be payed for by an increase in the hotel tax i.e. tourists will pay for it, not us

Yes on C you fucking faggot

Good call

>Keep Comic con in San Diego

""""""""""""""Comic""""""""""" con can fuck off.

>Cuck your largest industry besides importing illegal aliens
>Intelligent plan

Jewry of the highest order.

I'm out once they move to LA. Fuck LA. At least the suffering will finally end.

not surprising a Cred Forumstard doesn't understand business and economics.

>cuck
>jew

not an argument, faggot

Memeing does not invalidate an argument. I'm just saying taxing your largest industry, however small an amount, isn't smart.