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>Arnold Palmer died
I want to die lads.
second for bean
Why is he so good at meming?
>yfw Price gets Halak'd
I am well, I hope you are.
what will canadians do if europe wins the bettcuck cup
>canada loses
>canadians so salty they could be commercially exploited for exports
won't happen but would be funny desu
how does /hoc/ feel about Paul Bissonette
>ZERO WINS
ZERO CUPS
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>0 wins
See
See
>ZERO WINS
>I'm gonna Cred Forums post to cover for the fact that I got BTFO
>0-3
What did he mean by this?
>attempt to build a team specifically to beat your "rival"
>lose every game including against your rival
>ZERO WINS
how is winning every stanley cup since >1993 Cred Forumsposting?
>canadumb logic
>America's cup
>Almost exclusively Canadian names engraved on it
really makes you think...
>american fans celebrating
really makes you think...
>0-3
Winning cups isn't Cred Forums posting. Posting a photoshopped pictureof Justin Trudeau that has nothing to do with the subject at hands is. If you give me another retarded answer, I'll stop giving you my (You)s.
You may ONLY post in this thread if you are Canadian or European.
No smelly Americans, Finns, or Swedes allowed!
America fans celebrate Canadian stars... whoa... it's almost like it's normal for you to worship Canadian cock...
see
but >my team does have a cup
its just that canadian athletes won it for >my city
>mad
>at memes
>ZERO WINS
why are americans posting here still?
Ok that got me
Warned you mate. Keep living in your delusional world
>0-3
Why do other countries like Canadian cocks so much?
Is it cuz our big black dicks are so juicy?
>ZERO WINS
ok but why isnt finlan being bullied
because we like them
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Because Finland knows it's a meme. USA actually believes it doesn't suck because of the Stanley Cups
>5,000,000 registered hockey players
>can't beat a country that doesn't exist any more with a population of 72 and no running water or electricity
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>build a team to beat canada
>get BTFO by the chechens
>muh international tourney wins
that's cute
did you guys hold a parade like this?
Been in the woods for a few days. Who's left? Just canada vs euro? When is the game? Tuesday?
>pens thinking they are cool for having a parade
this is the best cup win
Game 1 is on Tuesday
Game 2 is on Thursday
Game 3 (if necessary) is on Saturday
You're making us look bad.
Stop
hunting?
>Bettjew making 3 games
Smell my nuts, fatass
Ok, so... If we beat them really bad on Tuesday, we only need to kind of beat them Thursday? And then the Saturday game won't happen?
Just getting ready to, sighted in and cut a few fallen trees, etc
It's a best of 3 basically, so yeah.
>Nova Scotian lifting the cup for a team that a French Canadien owns
Bud...
>millions of american fans celebrating
>having a great time
>meanwhile in canada....
>tfw no canadian bf to powerplay my butthole after canada wins the wcoh
nigga that's gay
>meme team wins meme cup
like pottery, it rhymes
that's from the last one
>Sled
>Track
ha
nigga that's gay
>ZERO WINS
Why do Americans suck so much dick at hockey?
>your country will always be good at hockey
Thank god.
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who unironically think that world cup is more important than skoda cup
kys tbhonest
what the fuck is that
jesus christ
a pet American
Ok
can i be your pet american kippers
reminder Sweden got memed on
>tfw the team europe reich will last 1000 years
guys i've been out for a bit, are we still making fun of team USA?
>0-3
no actually we've been reminiscing on Vancouver's Stanley cup wins, which is why, as you can see, the thread is so slow
hmmm then maybe we should discuss Team USA's international humiliation, there's plenty to talk about there
serious question, will you ever recover?
We should have a northern team consisting of swedes and finns + Zuccarello
well let's see, USA such prospects as:
Auston Matthews
Jack Eichel
Dylan Larkin
Johnny Gaudreau
Seth Jones
Jacob Trouba
I think that's pretty good.
Even as a Vancouver fan, I think you can agree to the statement that Torts is the most overrated and crap coach in the NHL.
Guy has no idea what he is doing anymore.
>rags
Are all swedish women this beautiful?
This coming from a country that hasn't won a Stanley Cup in 23 years?
>0-3
T H I C C
H
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C
C
>didn't even watch the game today
>check website
>fucking yurop won
holy fuck you cannot make this shit up. Sweden you should be ashamed of yourselves
>lundshit
>rags
>YES
Delet this post right now, we lost to europe 3-0 remember
at least sweden won a few games
>Lundshit
>Literally inconsolable
>Swedecucks btfo
o im laffin
>Armenia
>Literally nobody representing you in WCOH
>Shitskins btfo
o i am laffin
>Lundqvist last ten games vs Halak(all competitions)
>0-9-1
is lundquist a bust?
>tfw halak wins one 4 da continent
>team Europe makes the finals
>Tatar, Nielsen and Vanek play for Detroit
>tfw Detroit makes the playoffs once again
"fuck" detriolet i hope their gay streak ends this year
only barkov and rask (>finnish goaltending) would make the team desu
>get up
>Americans still shitposting
>Armenia shitposting
>86.3% vs 94%
>blacklivesmatter wings
F L O W E R
fick du cuck
go to bed. that may cure your madness m8
This man will bring a smile to every Edmontonians face, this man will save the Oilers, this man will bring salvation.
they are called edmongolians
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kek
What's your favorite Pulju pic?
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can all this edmongolian autism just please stop jesus christ
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>not letting his natural charisma radiate
>trying to fight an idea whose time has come
>le funny face binlan man :DDD
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HIS FACE HAUNTS ME I WANT IT TO STOP
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>his draft day jersey didn't have his name on the back because no one was expecting >finnish GMing
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I didn't watch the SWE-EUR game yesterday because it was datenight but the news have been hilarious.
>SHOCKLOSS FOR SWEDEN! "People are outraged, FIRE HIM"
>Swedish experts: "There is a slight kicking motion"
>Swedish coach: "they are wrong about our reason for loss"
>Swedish expert: "we were the better team"
>Swedish expert: "The coach didn't play Karllson for 27 to 28 minutes"
>Swedish fans: "We deserved the win."
Finland lost the tournament and did 1 goal in that span
"Finnish players: "We just couldn't finish"
>Marjamäki: "we should consider smaller rinks for practise purposes in Finland"
Why are swedish so entitled and sore losers? Not trying to stir shit but Sweden ALWAYS complains that they deserved the win instead of an loss
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Swedes aren't, it's the journalists.
I've not seen any swede besides journalists blame external factors.
How is saying that the coach and the team should have, and had capacity to perfrom better being a sore loser?
I have not heard or seen a single person say or write that we deserved to win.
Don't pull things out or your ass, Pekka
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>iltasanomat.fi
>"clear kicking motion" Richard Wallin
m.iltalehti.fi
>Bitter whining from Swedish fans and experts; "This final is a fiasko"
m.iltalehti.fi
>Bodin: " Horseshit hockey!"
>The media calls this a superfiasko, once again
>social media explodes
Twitter and Aftonbladet/Expressen comment section are also bitter as fuck so come on.
I know you didn"t care about this tournanent but this happens EVERY time. I could dig up news from our U-golds against you and show more sore loser-mentality but that's not the point
They are Swedes. It is unimaginable to them that they might not be the greatest country/people in everything they do.
Every Swede believes that they are God's gift to mankind and gets upset whenever something puts a dent in that delusion.
Sweden played terrible hockey thruought the tournament
that's not even hockey
As I was saying and you seem to prove. This is all about journalists.
>social media explodes
Are you serious? This is a well known term for "a handful of people being angry on twitter".
It's a country of around 9 500 000 people. A few journalists being sensationalists and a handful of people being angry on twitter doesn't prove anything.
lel
look at those disgusting mongol babies
really makes my skin crawl
HAHAHAHAHA
>SWEDEKEKS
B-b-but it was a-a k-kicking m-m-motion
SWEDEN SUCKS! Send more of your women to Los Angeles though, they are hot and very DTF
How scared of us are Canadians right now?
And before you reply, take a moment to realize that I am a European and therefore team Europe is my team :)
This :)
>literally everyone will be cheering here for Team Europe when the finals start
Gonna be comfy
or send them to Armenia, he loves Swedish pussy.
Fonlond lost, get out of here. That shit is basically team Kopitar, therefore team LA kings, therefore team USA.
LA is basically team Kopitar, therefore team Slovenia, therefore team Europe
Oh, and pic related is Canada vs. Europe
Swedish girls are the best. They are deprived of good dick in Sweden. So whenever they finally get out that shithole they are craving this deek
>tfw you realize you've won more cups than can'tnada in the last 23 years
l m a o
look at this fucking frog lmao
this has to be photoshopped right?
Can confirm, Stockholm is the easiest place to get 10/10 pussy. I feel like a trophy there, maybe it's because I am not a white beta.
Holy shit, kek'd and check'd
ahahaha holy shit
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Is this a rare bulju in the middle?
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more like canada being cucked out of their own sport they have to go and play for teams from another country to be able to win a cup where the sport is only around 6 most watched out of all :^)
it's actually bulju his father, his 3 uncles, and his 11 cousins, plus his mom with the cup.
fun fact: 72.1% of finnish people are actually related to bulju.
the rest are just reindeer's and russians.
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not to mention that team has alot of murrican players and get to celebrate the win in murrica
btfo
those are just the lame ass staff crew that run little games and interview fans at the game while commercial breaks are happening or inbetween periods
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>he doesn't rank pulju
>tfw you got to see yet another inconsolable lundpads splayed on the ice after conceding the goal that cost his team everything
>Team Europe
>No Turkish players
>wake up
>USA has still won 0 (ZERO) games
the real best part of this all is that because the swedes legit think they got screwed, they still won't turn on lundpads
>muh sensationalist sports media that plays on peoples' feelings the hours after an important game
noone cares
was wondering why they weren't mexican
yeah this is what they actually look like
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Guys which pick is better value in a head to head pool with standard skater stats
10 people, 17 picks each
>Klingberg with the 100th pick
>Monahan with the 110th pick
>Ladd with the 130th pick
>Barkov with the 170th pick
Barkov
Seriously
How many points will Barkov get this year?
Well he put up 28 goals and 59 points last season even tho he played only 60+ games so i wouldn't be surprised if he puts up 70-80 points assuming he plays full 80 games
He could be bit more selfish tho, he always has other foot in the D zone and rarely takes any risks with the puck
>assuming he plays full 80 games
Which he has never done, though. I think it's more safe to assume he's going to miss ~15 games due to injury and put up ~55ish points again, no?
To be honest I don't even know how good he is, I've never watched him play. Any other guys you'd compare him to?
He's a kind of mix of Datsyuk and Kopitar, big and strong 2-way center but has a silky smooth hands and fantastic hockey iq
not really a speedy skater but has a strong stride
it sure will be, it's not often we get to btfo an entire continent at once
fuck man that's a pretty intense comparison, are you sure he's that good? you're comparing him to fuckin datsyuk?
I'm saying his game is similar to Datsyuk's, not that he's as good
Jordan Staal might have been a better comp
Fuck that's quite a big different lol
A big defensively minded center?
What the fuck was Lundqvist doing yesterday? Both the 2nd and 3rd goals were avoidable minor mistakes and misplays.
10-0 both games for the finals incoming.
I think his skill is more similar to Jordan's and they're the same size
Barkov is a top five center in the league at this very moment
Barkov is cerebral player though, Jordan is not. Barkov is more like Kopitar.
He fucked up big time. No doubt. But he shouldn't get more shit than the rest of the team. They only managed 2 goals in over 6 minutes.
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>russians
If he's the same size as Jordan and plays like Kopitar, I'm going to keep him.
I just want him to fucking stay healthy.
kek look at this frog
pretty sure if that frog touches you you turn into the same type of frog
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Its not about winning
What happens when you realize how hard they're going to get btfo'd
Nice to see Slovakia in the final though
>Dorion says that Mark Stone looks fine and shouldn't miss too much action
So with that out of the way, I have to ask: Is he Cell key material?
Kids career is ruined
Matherson material at most
>Peru
He's a scriptfag
Rip the king
Rip mr hoc
Why does Everyone die
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>canada
how great is it that they got Schultz kessel and bonino a cup in the same year
>Player that gets constantly bashed by Toronto media goes to another team and wins the cup shortly after
You know what this means folks; OUR FUCKING YEAR
>laffs
Good for Bill, he deserves it for escaping hell
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>ZERO WINS
Amerifats will never recover
I only cheered for the Meme teams soon when NHL starts I'll have my own cities meme team
MARCHAND 8 YEAR $49M EXTENSION
8 FUCKING YEARS
>6.125 AAV
>mfw it's true
twitter.com
oilers what the fuck
OILERS YES
how heavy is the cup?
did he get a double leg cramp?
WTF??????????
>having a mascot that isnt Griff and Griff Jr.
>ZERO WINS
/ouryear/
>They named it after an old owner
>have concussed player trying to get back into the game
>new guy levels him in a scrimmage
>fight breaks out over said hit
>concussion battling player now has a concussion again
>everyone hates the new guy
>snes
>Karlsson's face when coming back to work
>$24M of $49M in signing bonuses (48%)
>contract runs until he's 37
Almost buyout proof, not quite Clarkson tier though
What the actual fuck? >we just got rid of the cheerleaders, why the fuck did they bring this shit in
Nice marchand pic
That is a very funny picture of Marchand you have got there. May I save it to my computer?
That's some ridiculous bullshit right there. But if he was re-concussed that easily, it was gonna happen anyway.
>ruins
What this guy said. Time for MacArthur to retire.
It's all yours my friend, thank you for your gracious (you)
Thanks, very kind of you my friend. Have another one
not necessarily
in a scrimmage that he was likely not cleared for full contact, he wasn't expecting anyone to hit him. He was in a vulnerable position and there's literally no reason for him to protect himself in that situation. Except for, of course, retarded minor league "physical" players trying to make an impression
In real games, you play differently, protect yourself differently.
hits are way worse when you dont expect them.
see: most Kronwall "Kronwalls"
He would've been wearing a different coloured jersey, and I doubt he would've taken part in a scrimmage like that if he weren't cleared.
bean is a literal reddit meme stop fucking posting it
>get rid of cheerleaders
>bring in animal suit
oilers confirmed wanting the furry audience
>we just got rid of the cheerleaders
What are you gay.
You'll always be vulnerable in any game like that. He shouldn't have been cleared to play anymore anyway but probably just wanted so much that they gave him a slip.
Anyway team is insured so they probably we're going to get more cash out of him if he was injured in a play situation and retired, rather than just retired.
>"It was a big disappointment seeing Lehkonen not really progressing from last season"
>"I don't think there's a chance that he makes the team"
AHAHAHAHAHHAAH WHERE'S THAT HABS FAN WHO POSTS THIS BUSTS PICS
AHAHAH SOURCE?
very progressive of them
those were said by me.
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Datsyuk wants to crosscheck Princess Sofia in the teeth.
whats the curve on that stick there
plz europe win god plz win fk fk fk fk fk
Post bum
I challenge /hoc/ to show me their spiciest memes in the past 6 months
Guys I have to decide between Barkov with the 170th pick, Monahan with the 110th pick, or Klingberg with the 100th pick and it's killing me.
I'd get to keep the player at that spot for the next three years. I don't know why it's so hard to decide
klingberg you chump
sweden would have won had they not snubbed klingberger
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You fucking mong, you have asked this at least 3 times and every time people say barkov
MONG
i guess you're the expert on mongs
buddy over here just said Klingberg which is what I was leaning towards originally
only you and one other guy said Barkov
also Monahan plays with Gaudreau and Giordano a lot. It's not that easy of a decision, Klingberg is a great fantasy dman, among the best. Barkov won't be among the best at center but I get better value due to the pick being later
Monahan or Klingberg. bustkov had a fluke year and will regress as jagr declines.
ubsubscribed
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WTF I love the Oilers now
LMAO
Very weak and disappointing, /hoc/. I expect better iin the future.
I think Barkov is really good value but it's really hard to pass up Monahan and Klingberg at 100th and 110th.
Barkov is ranked like 46 in Yahoo ranks, he's ranked before Max Pac, Taylor Hall, Nathan Mackinnon. Some people seem to think he's really, really good.
Because he is really, really good
>barkov
>good
finnish hockey """"""""""""""""""""""""knowledge""""""
Nah if you watched him play, something like 75% of his points were with Jagr. Once the playoffs started and jagr was injured, bustkov was incredibly ineffective
But normally that move does work
rate my autism lads, 2 million hours in ms paint.
you'll swipe us 3-0 tbph
max pac is a ghost, taylor hall is massively overrated, and mackinnon had a down year playing for a shit coach. really not that surprising desu
You got a nice imagination kid
Is the Canadian demon being a bully and keeping the meat n taters from team meme
Very nice! 8.7/10
One question. Did you get inspiration for it from the gandalf/balrog picture I posted earlier?
was jagr actually injured? it just looked like he couldn't keep up when the game sped up in the playoffs, plus the isles just took advantage of the florida kids lack of playoff experience and murdered them on special teams which the panthers never had an answer for. barkov was a ghost, but so was huberdeau.
Yes, I did.
More like the meat n tatArs team meme, lmao
Artturi will play on the top line with Alex Galchenyuk and Brendan Gallagher tonight against the New Jersey Devils. Expect a strong, confident performance from the young Finn.
Cool, feels good tbf
you shall not pass, but you can dump the puck
youtu.be
>Maple Laughs
Have you ever seen something so pathetic that you physically cringe?
You nailed it swede
you and the mark stone snes fan should fuck each other
Just as the rags go to shit we get to laffs post again. The hockey gods are great
Will Pulju be shoehorned into a meat & potatoes style role when he plays with Connor McDavid?
>mad at elite young hockey talent
Thank you :)
Here, have a picture from google
>elite
i guess you have to take what you can get when you only draft grinders
I didn't have that one
Lehkonen isn't some run-of-the-mill scrub. He's long been considered a high-end prospect. This is a player who beat Daniel Alfredsson's SHL playoff record, outproduced Puljujarvi in Liiga in his draft year, and made his team CHL champions. He's a first round talent who fell to the second round because he was too small in his draft year. He's now 5'11, 176 pounds, and a strong playmaker on North American ice.
>russia BTFO by canada
>russia BTFO by america
max pac has 40 goal potential
taylor hall is a point per game player
hall is a meme player worst 1st ioverall since dipietro
he's a point per game player
Made improvements.
me in the back next to last right
.ppg player
Not an argument
um . .. . no he isnt . ... .. uhes literally never broken 80 points or 40 goals hes garbage
Europe is gonna get memed harder than the rags.
>5'11
He's a useless manlet who should kill himself.
>ZERO WINS
I hate the maple leafs and the leafs as a nation
Jealousy is a stinky cologne my friend.
There is nothing wrong in either.
I hate memes
me to lad
>to
>TO
>Toronto
>Toronto Maple Leafs
>Laffs
>laffs
>la
>L.A.
>L.A. Kings
>kangs
>we wuz kangs and shiet
>shiet
>shito
>to
what did he mean by this?
Just like Crosby right?
So who you got in preseason games tonight, lads?
>all these split squad games
it is chris kunitz' birthday today
I'll be checking bulju highlights tomorrow desu.
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Why is he so good?
Spotted the flyers fag
because north dakota is the real state of hockey
shut up gord
>north dakota
the real state of hockey is alaska, its the most icy place and ice hockey is played on ice
I see scott gomez isn't handling retirement well
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
I am the most powerful meme master on /hoc/. Prove me wrong, you literally can't
top this
heh ... nothing personnel, kid, but you are like a little baby to my powers . . .
oilers win both games tonight with pulju going 1+2
>tfw been too busy at work to watch the Bettman Cup
How's Team America doing?
as good as the canucks
anybody make one for this year yet or do I gotta do that this week?
Is pulju playing both games?
Oh good, so they won some games!
I was worried that they'd gotten BTFO in every single game, leading to being swept right out of the tournament and their fans had to resort to excuses and deflection
ZERO
WINS
The worst player on the Canucks made it farther than any American
didn't you see? we resorted to rioting
do you think kippers would go out with me
Why would you want to go out with a non-passable gook tranny?
kippers is cute! no bully!
The glorious Nucks lead the way again, a light in the darkness to the great unwashed American masses
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Ugh this general is filled with racists
always
Good thing this year is our year
>pubelix
can someone post that disgusting publix sandwich, need it for something
OF COURSE!
Publix is pretty good 2bh pegga
here you go friend :)
>yfw Jakob "Big Guy" Markstrom debuts his Bane mask for the Cup Final
Nice messiers
is that this big guy?
What's this meme that the Flames will be playing the oilers simultaneously at home and away
North America has had time travel for like 20 years now
Thanks, and nice try on the messier femmas
No, he's a right now Swede, those are the Swedes of the future
>paying a total of $ 22 000 000 for the Sedins and Eriksson this AND next season
>paying $ 8 000 000 for Eriksson
You done goof'd
oh no they're not letting those violent hongs in are they
>jelly of the most passionate fanbase in professional sports
Nucks hockey is so great it turns even ant-like conformist Asians into hooligans
I'm not jealous I just don't want Sweden to be unsafe!
>Canada thinking they have hooligans
cute
>hongcouver
>Sweden so brainwashed by their media that they conflate hooliganism with their everyday Muslim rape gangs
Just some youths blowing off steam!
It's too late bro
It was always too late
I'm from Las Vegas. I want to be more knowledgable about the game and the players in the league before our team starts up after this season.
Are the EA games a good way to get to know the game? Is there any kind of documentary like Ken Burns' Baseball, but for hockey?
oh goodness they should send in some bruins to save them!
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
sorry no desert spics allowed
>Just some youths blowing off steam!
Lel. That's not hooligans. That's just rioting kids. This is hooligans.
>some of them doing a nazi salute while having black friends
Strange people
Welcome, yes NHL games is the best way to learn rosters and rules
what the fuck
>binland telling someone to play EA games
no wonder your suicide rates are so high.
Are we having a game thread to pre-season stuff or de we use the general for those meme-games?
also
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
>laffs
Starting right off where they left last season
oi i am laffin
pls keep me updated on laffs, I cannot watch gaem right now and I must know how badly they choke. Do they have their rookies playing?
Choking is an understatement right now
Less than 2 minutes in and it's already 2:0 for the snes
>laffs
>snes
Holy shit my sides, are they all sitting on the bench or something?
Toronto's coach looks like a gay autistic Mike Sullivan
first one was a PP-goal after a stupid DINDU NUFFIN Penalty by the laffs in a fucking pre-season game
second was just a usual black-out by the usually non-existent laffs """defense"""
Kadri then got BTFO by a hit of some sens young prospect
followed by a fist fight of 2 young prospects
>only the laff gets a penalty, and it's a MAJOR
My sides have left orbit
man what a meme-off
why are they showing a replay of sweden losing on nhl network rather than a live meme game
God damn I hate that I'm missing it, it sounds like a riot.
35 pounds except when it's your turn to lift it
>standing up for Kadri's honor in a fucking preseason game hory shet it was a legal goddamn hit what a fucking faggot
did you say riot?
Hammond?
Remember when that cuck called out Crosby a few seasons ago and then got btfo?
anybody want to meme with me?
>rags
>tfw missing the game because of lecture
Keep doing God's work, Austrian bro
YES I can watch every fucking preseason game with nhl.tv subscription
CONGRATULATIONS!
Got my AHL tickets in the mail today and there's only one home preseason game kek. it's on sunday I probably won't even go
>be American
>0-3
>0 goals
>injurying and fighting with your team mates during a team-intern scrimmage
JESUS FUCK, how could I miss that shit?
What's wrong with the sens? anyone can explain this shit?
it feels unreal for a pre-season game
No problemo I will do my best
Right now they hand out penalties left and right
If pre-season is that heated what the fuck will happen during season, left alone in the Play-offs?
Austrian autist this is pretty bad for NHL you're just used to yuro hockey desu
happens every year to be honest
its because of all the steroid thats used in NHL therefor steroid rage
amerifat zero-wins
Why should you fight your own future teammates in a meaningless scrimmage?
This has nothing to do with euro-hockey or not
2-1 Sens
poor hamburglar is never gonna be good again
>Why should you fight your own future teammates in a meaningless scrimmage?
it happens every single year. its guys trying to make an impression with muh grit and muh heart
How did laffs manage to pull it together long enough to get a goal?
powerplay
max pax is a ghost when it counts and will never, ever lead his team anywhere
what game should i watch?
A lot of younger players or PTO players really want to distinguish themselves to get a spot with the regular roster. Especially against a rival
Also the fighting was because one of these guys concussed one of the top 6 forwards after he had just recovered from a couple really bad concussions.
2-man advantage. They needed daddy ref's help.
All this laffs support in Halifax is fucking disgusting.
there's only one that's already started so that one
Finland btfo
edmonton puljujärvies vs calgara fames in 1,5 horus
suck my dick austria. Leafs come back to win this, and finish with more points than Ottawa in the reg season.
cap this.
>laffs
IS PULJU FINALLY PLAYING? :DDDDDD
>mfw da isles win a stan lee cup for da island
anyone else think marner looks like shit?
yea :D
FUUCK YESSSS
hes skating through sens like they are in molasses. youre just hockey retarded.
both these teams look like shit
>reallyMakesYouThink.jpg
thx for the explaining guys
actually managed to capitalized from a Powerplay
I don't even fucking care who wins this canadian meme-off
Just funny how the "big strong rebuilding laffs" just keep on laffing
>kapanen running a goaler
How was that Greening hit not charging? He took like 6 strides into him
>not your team playing
>it's from a different country
>you watch their games anyways
>it's not even regular season
Whats funny is that Ottawa is playing their starting day roster and are going to lose this.
BIG STRONG NORDIC VIKINGS PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
you do all of those things during the playoffs
that would make it even better
>laafss
top kek laffs are diarrhea shit
>guy hasn't played in a year, battling concussion symptoms
>apparently cleared to play, no "no contact" vest (verify? )
>new guy from ahl trying to make his mark as a physical player destroys recovering player with a blind check in a scrimmage
>Bobby Ryan, in his own words, just saw a guy he knew for 5 minutes injure a teammate he knew for 3 years
>"what the fuck was that? You fucking idiot"
>ryan fights him
>the other guy gets benched, comes back later in the scrimmage and 2 more snes almost start a fight with him and he's sent away for the rest of the game
>player that had been battling concussion symptoms for a year now has a concussion again
Likely this guy is gonna stay in the ahl until management can give him away. I don't think he's a terrible player, but absolutely no one in the snes organization likes him anymore
anybody else have the nhl.tv subscription for this year? I'm getting a popup saying I can renew for $110 but when I go to renew it tries to charge me $130
Sounds like $110 is before sales tax, don't forget to tip too
>laffs
weirdest part of that whole MacArthur business was seeing Neil lead the charge against sieloff. one, he is supposed to be a leader and not winding everyone up. two, he has likely laid more of those hits than literally everyone else on the ice combined.
also, marner looks like total ass out there.
I remember all the flim flams telling me how great Patrick Sieloff was going to be
>snes powerplay
I have a feeling that despite all the new faces, this isn't going to be any different from last year.
is not. I do get a 10% if I use my visa credit card for some reason though
I'll take him on the Leafs, fuck the senators and fuck their gay ass fans.
>snes
>laffs
wew
Reminder: Bob McKenzie is a fat lard whose never laced up skates before other than public skating where he needs a chair to stay upright.
thanks a lot for that one
FUKKEN REKT
>mfw
>Brooklyn
>island
explain this meme pls
I actually don't watch anything in the playoffs besides the Stanley Cup Finals (elimination game)
I just shitpost from watching webms in the thread.
What's wrong with bob mckenzie's voice?
Hi Leon
Of course, when your team is as shit as the laffs, you'll take anything you can get.
holy shit
we know. you're still doing it then
Honestly, Minnesota Wild is depth the team. They're missing an alite player or two but the depth is amazing.
does anyone know where i can find the wild vs sabres game for free pls, im not in the usa either.
is there a stream for their game?
kippoo btfo
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www.britishairways.com
>missing an elite player
aka Eric fucking Staal is their 1C?
i'm expecting 60-80pts from him
but then i can't watch it for free
You people are fucking retarded, thats not even good banter holy shit.
@71512385
thats probably because you're a literal retard
13-32-45 and I'm being generous here
>implying it won't happen
Seriously?
lol i just found it its not being aired
realistically i'll be glad if he hits 50
Yeah, he'll have a hard time producing more than Koivu and might even be beat by Haula if he breaks out this year.
haula is elite. future #1c
@71512441
>implying you arent just fishing for (You)s
kill yourself chublet
WHO'S FUCKING READY?
not chubbs.
if i was chubbs i'd seriously believe that eric "cement legs" staallout will produce more than 30pts
French Canadian is interesting
Opener vs dogs tomorrow
>first their own players
>now the laffs
Will the snes be the absolute goon-squad this year?
I bet Ritchie finds a way on to a 3rd or 4th line, and gets more points than Staal.
should i watch hockey or the d-bate
>game starts 2-0 sens
>laffs actually manage to equalize
what the fuck is happening /hoc/?
hockey now, debate later
>marner 2 apples
>could have 4 goals
>skating through defencemen like its peewee
> autists and haters on Cred Forums say he looks like shit to make themselves feel better.
Heil Leon
are you fags ready for this?
are you watching the game on tv?
fucking frogs
no, i am streaming
>tfw missed leon by one spot in the draft
Bennett is still good but I would have loved to see him with Johnny.
Some Oilcuck posted this awhile ago but did you know Leon wasn't even ranked by ISS in October 2012 and December 2012. It wasn't until January 2013 he got ranked and it was 16th. His pre draft ranking was 6th overall.
I hate seeing him in an oikcuck uniform especially because I watched him in PA.
>laffs delusion at an all time high
love this time of year to be quite honest
bruins vs BJs game is pretty shit if anyone was thinking about switching to it. I got it on tv but watching streams mostly
Debate isn't for another bong and a half.
>Marner skates fast
>laffs fans literally ejaculating
>Only 26.5 hours till the opener
yay meaningless hockey days
cheers to anyone that has to listen to this muddy as fuck audio stream.
>also, go Mac. Here's hoping you get to 50 this year
how many days til playoff elimination?
it's on nhl network
>team's pre-season doesn't start until tomorrow
>some team has started since yesterday
WHY AM I A FAN OF THIS MEME LOVING TEAM
You know who else was fast? Kessel.
Marner confirmed Pens cup in 10 years.
>Half way through the Second period
>No Shots
Good to see the Sens are already in mid season meme form.
This is a cup year
BEST 55th OVERALL SINCE JASON POMINVILLE
t. Finnish Pro Scout
About 465. Carlisle wins his 2nd cup this year.
make it happen
Correction: one shot.
>implying the blots will not win the cup
So what's going on with the snes laffs game? Give me an update.
kippers is my gf!
laffs tied it up and it's a regular boring preseason game now. stop being a demanding faggot and be a go getter. you're in college now and with your current attitude you'll never get a job and you'll live with your parents forever
Congrats
How do her farts smell
There was a big debate here about whether to draft the enigmatic German or the rough and tumble Canadian kid, I'm so glad >we took the Final Solution.
Fuck you, Flimmie faggot.
Snes have really gotta start playing the puck if they want to get back into this game. They're trying to play the body way too much and they've hardly had any possession at all in the second while the laffs are dancing and dangling around them with speed.
Good thing the laffs have no threatening offense.
kippers is my son
Why the FUCK is the NHL ran by fucking Jews? Is anyone streaming the Flyers vs Islanders game? I'm out of the area and it's blocked.
are oilers fans here triggered now to see hall in a debbies jersey?
Congrats to Bibeau for getting his first NHL assist.
just watch the habs game en francais
what what
>Why the FUCK is the NHL ran by fucking Jews?
Because everything is run by the jews.
This Canadian team is really awfully condescending. You really can't root for them. It's like if team USA came to olypics play basketball. I hope European team breaks them. All that BS, when Canadian journalists write about how Total Canadian dominance is actually bad for hockey overall, it's like if there was a huge gap between them and other teams in top 6. And mainly how they are certain about their victory. That's what I call respect. I hope they get roasted. How many olympic medals does Gretzky have? A how well did they fdo in 2005 championship when they had all NHL players?
Artturi clicking early with Chucky and Gally. Some good chances from all of them.
It looks wrong as fuck - wrong colours, wrong number, wrong everything - but the way he's been moping to the media has softened the blow. I'm beginning to think he really was a locker room shit. Plus >we have the neanderthal and Pulju to help replace him.
>laffs
Thanks pierre
Yeah, apparently that's a thing now.
>get rid of cheerleaders
>add a retard in a furry suit
ET LE BUUUUUTTTTTTT
Reminder that the best Austrian player of all time is literally Czechoslovak
ET LE BUUUUUUUT
In other news
Canes lead the craps 1:0
new
You faggots want to be the OP that bad, that you make threads early, huh?
You seem pretty butthurt there pal. This canadian team hasnt lost a game since the round robin in vancouver. The hype is for a reason.
I really hope Nielsen gets something for that cheap shot at the end there.