/afl/ General - Brownlow Edition

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>MUH BULLDOGS
>MUH SCRAG
>MUH WEST SIDE STORY

Reality Check: The Western Bulldogs will not win the Grand Final. Sydney's midfield is too elite, and the backline will crumble under their forward pressure. It's been a good effort, even though they were clearly umpballed over the line last week, but they have 0% chance of beating this Sydney team, and I will shitpost mercilessly when the Swans win.

And if they lose you will hide under the fridge like you did after the giants fell

>Bulldogs have beaten the Swans the last two times they've played
>In both games they kept Swans to 4 goals less than their average score for the year
The stats don't agree with you lad

They played on a fucking postage stamp.

That full field press gimmick won't work on the MCG against Sydney's stacked midfield and Buddy at CHF.

I don't agree with you

Please provide your rationale.

I'm providing about as much rationale as you are

>be me
>the REAL RC
>Be on 5/8 tips for Finals Series
>Give perfectly good explanation for one reason why Bulldogs will fall over in the Grand Final
>user disagrees
>Ask why user disagrees
>cause yuh fuckn rationale xPPPPPPPPP

Typical.

>"That full field press gimmick won't work on the MCG against Sydney's stacked midfield and Buddy at CHF."
>Using an opinion as a basis for an argument
Top kek

It didn't work well against Collingwood or Richmond at the MCG. Both of these sides are hardly what you would call finals material. Even Carltank was able to restrict Sydney to a low score at the SCG, it's not fucking hard to do.

>most people have posted that they think Sydney will win it, but hope might Dogs get up
>YUH RETARDS SYDNEY WILL WIN DA DOGS HAVE NO CHANCE YOU'RE ALL WRONG

I didn't think people here were so autistic

At what age does it no longer become normal or acceptable to live with your parents? I'm thinking 21, which is when minimum wage increases from $17.70 to $22.13

28 going on 29 and loving it w/ the folks

idgaf cunt it's /comfy/ as fuck and cheaper than slogging it out

depends on ur parents tho i guess

I work 20 hours a week at 24/hr and live with my parents

I didn't think the Bulldogs could go over to Perth and beat West Coast.
I didn't believe the Bulldogs were capable of beating Hawthorn in a big match situation.
I surely didn't believe the Bulldogs could beat a well rested GWS team
I doubted the bullldogs all 3 times and they proved me wrong. But now I'm a believer.
Not a trace. Of doubt in my mind

HEAVE HO UNNA

whats everyone up to on grand final day lads?

Who's the top 5 going to be tonight?

if I pull that off will you die?

who /dabloos/ here?

Bont
Martin
Dangerfield
Parker
Selwood

Neale as a smokey

Not in that order. Dangercunt will probably win.

dangerfield will shit it in
then pendles/bonte/jpk/robbie gray will make up the 5

fugggg :DD :D

royal go :D :D

>Robbie Gray

M8 the taller scissor-like one can go fuck itself, no way do I want to be tossed up and come flinging down whilst being flipped quickly along the way. The Beast was a good thriller.

>tfw friend invited me to the show with their friends and i was too afraid to go on any of the rides

haven't been invited to anything since

>tfw 25 and living in my own place
>tfw mum still comes over and does my chores

Fucking carnies and their rip off artist shittery.

mods = cunts

ikr

$35 to get in, and then you have to pay for everything else

i only wanted to go to look at all that dogs but fuck that

THANK YOU BASED MODS
Ridding us of one faggot RC a trip at a time.

It's criminal mate, they deserve the lowered attendances they're getting for scrapping the under 12's free entry. I tell you what though the absolute STATE of the half naked 15 and 16 year old girls wandering around is fucking fantastic.

>TAPITTRN that are actually scared of carnival rides
kek

KEK

K E K

omg imagine if FIGJAMfield loses tonight

all the cocaine in the world is not going to take away the pain

>Lanklets

I would have thought his missus would be hotter

despite his footy skills, he's still a manlet abo

Based Blake Caracella has joined Richmond lads

Fear >us next year

>beers sorted
>bets sorted
>dinner sorted
ready to get comfy as fuck lads

the fuck you on about, she's alright

who's your smokey tonight lads

not a complete smokey, but I think sam mitchell will place

LUKEY

FUCKING

SHOOOEEESSS

Who /goodtaste/ here?

She's alright but no the literal 11/10 Eddie deserves (despite being an abo)

> RC's tip loses
> they either threw the match or their opposition were favored by the umpires.

One of the most skillful Essendon players I can remember seeing play (since 1998ish)

Probably behind only Hird, Mercuri, maybe J.Watson

Good evening /afl/. What a season it was and what a night we have ahead of us! Really looking forward to seeing some of our best players come together for what will surely be a fantastic evening. Make sure to tune into Channel 7's coverage at 7:30pm eastern time so you don't miss a thing. And stay tuned, because you might see a little Perth cross-over at some point in the night! You beauty!

Teams in the grand final, by state:

Victoria - 75%
New South Wales - 25%
Worst Australia - 0%
Shit Australia - 0%
Tasmania - 0%
ACT - 0%
Northern Territory - 0%
Queensland - 0%

based basil

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

So who should present the cup for each team?

Are any of the '54 bulldogs even still alive?

Swans: Barry Hall
Bulldogs: Barry Hall

Who do you think will win the best & fairest award?

>le bomb inside 50 and hope man

>Staying in Sydney because the cocaine is better

it sickens me how overrated he is, he is a good to very good player at best

it makes me so glad to know he will never play in a premiership kek

Chris Grant
Tony Lockett

I'm pretty sure the umpires just find out who had most possessions at the end of the game and base the vote on that

>Tony Lockett
pretty sure he can't get off his bed, like that vampire in blade

>forgetting the crucial initial 15m run before the bomb

Does anyone other than Dangerfield realistically have a chance?

it sickens me how you cunts have no idea how he literally carried cats into the finals, without him they wouldn't have even made top 8

Sloane was his only challenger i reckon

Have they made any changes to the rules, or will it still be dominated by mid-fielders?

Why would they get a St.Kilda legend to present the cup to Sydney??

i wish liam pickens missus would fuck off

wew lads some chick just got splattered trying to cross the highway near my place

pics?

dangerfield whinges a lot on the field, wouln't surprise me if he drops a few from that

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r8 gaff's gf

Gonna have a wank to Xev Bellringer.

Wish me luck lads, hoping for a really strong orgasm, my last few have been pretty average.

someone post marc murphys whore gf

was just about to post her with a similar commentt

Jack Steven

>If the Bulldogs win they will have a vague description of a general geographical region engraved on the cup

What a PATHETIC club. No wonder you've been shit for 60 years. I hope all your supporters die off without seeing another flag.

GO SWANS

Is Snorlax Harvey there yet?

t. Adam Goodes

how many surgeries has she had? shes wayne careys washed up goods now too

>tfw too intelligent for /nrl/

where are the west cuck eagles from again? can you narrow it down for, the west coast is pretty big, eh.

Joel Selwood

Probably coward punching a woman in a crèche right now

Dusty

...

>t. Mrs. Selwood

robbie gray's gf is alright

Broome I think

When do they count the votes ffs

would fugg the bont's mum

Dangerfield is a flog

>tfw you'll never be an ugly footballer who gets a hit gf because you play AFL

JDIMSA

8:15 m8

Do you reckon Jobe Watson and James Hird will be there tonight as past winners?

>hit gf
Wayne Carey pls

Lachie Neale

>Jordan Ablett, partner of Gary Jr.

Fuck off turncoat, don't think >we've forgotten that you tried to jump ship to Poort.

>tfw Cred Forums has made me such an edgy contrarian that I decided to root against the dogs as soon as the media hype started, and now I'm not sure I'll ever be able to enjoy anything that isn't rooted in instinctive cynicism and enjoying the pain of others

wut

This always annoyed me. They should have been the Subiaco Eagles or some this. Then again being about to parody "West Coast" into "West Coke" has provided me many keks.

nothing wrong with being sick of people hyping the dogs

its their own fault theyve been so unsuccessful, they dont deserve to win on sat just because they have only wont 1 GF/havent been in 1 for ages

i like the WB club, but their fans have such a persecution complex its incredibe

The problem is the names that would have made better sense were already taken by WAFL clubs

>Thinking about the crying Bulldogs supporters after a crushing 50+ defeat by the Swans

>Chris Scott said he used to code
Huh, didn't know that. How did he get into the opposite end of the job spectrum?

Loves a line or two. Can't wait for his inevitable Cousinsesque fall from grace.

Love a bit of Xev, don't watch any of her incest shit though, which is like 90% of her content.

>LE FUGG LE WESDERN BULLDOGS XDXD

>don't watch any of her incest shit though
pleb

>LE BULLDOGS ARE LE EBERYONES SEGOND DEAM XDXD

It seems that WB or the Saints are may people's second fave team. Probs due to their underdog status because of their lack of success.

BAZ IS HERE
HE DIDN'T LET US DOWN

he's in sydney tonight, nice gimmick retard

I didn't think the Bulldogs could go over to Perth and beat West Coast.
I didn't believe the Bulldogs were capable of beating Hawthorn in a big match situation.
I surely didn't believe the Bulldogs could beat a well rested GWS team
I doubted the bullldogs all 3 times and they proved me wrong. But now I'm a believer.
Not a trace. Of doubt in my mind.

Confirmed AFL homosexuals are Travis Boak and Joel Selwood, I couldn't give you any other names without being 100%

Andrew Mackie

Go Dogs!

stay mad conshit

picken will win the norm smith, calling it now

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Why the fuck is Hamish McLaughlin and this literal who skateboarding and who thought it would be a good idea?

this suit ad with hamish is the gayest shit ever

would definitely give her my penis

Nah i don't think so

Is Marc Murphy on the 'tism spectrum?

Isnt it funny how none of the #proud aboriginal players have aboriginal girlfriends

>Lose to Freo "deliberately"
>Make it to finals
What drugs did the Bulldogs take in their week of secret training?

man fuck this red carpet shit

nat fyfe seems a bit of a cunt ey

comes off as extremely arrogant

Love knows no #borders

Would anyone like to see a nude photo of Mike Fitzpatrick? (legitimate)

If this post gets 3 (you)s I will link it

Alex Rance

Can confirm him and Pavlich are the worst to club staff
>t. Administrative Assistant at Freo

Why not

for RC

That Armaguard on stage is too swole to control. 'mirin.

Do you have any peer-reviewed articles to back this up?

Could fall sound asleep to this

DANGER GOD
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G
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DANGERFIELDWINSLOL

Tell me, why are you even watching?

I fucking hate Bruce's voice

>dangerfield
>elite
pick one

I like that brown suit

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2nd photo (nsfw)

Thanks for the virus lad

anyone got a stream i can join in on?! desperate to watch.

I'll try that again

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Turn on the fucking TV

TV is currently being watched by niglets im living with who dont like afl.

Dangercunt on suicide watch

Anyone else finding it hilarious how mad as fuck west australians are jumping on the fugg the western bulldogs bandwagon?

Eat shit you worthless cunts

Why do Worst Cuckstralians ruin everything?

What's your obsession with Dangerfield? All year you've been hating on him, almost think that he rooted your mum, sister and missus

Aaron Hall on elite, muscular Brownlow watch

What are you on about? If you mean /afl/ then it's just PerthGook86 sperging out that iggs got BTFO the sentiment over here is that the Bulldogs are well received and most of >us would love to see them win. Fuck Sydney.

t. Mr Dangerfield

>tfw my television is being used by my sister who's watching somecooking show on iview
She's saying that I'm just missing the red carpet, is that right or have they started counting already?

Not him, but hes an absolute cockhead

Impossible. Don't you know the golden rule?
If you're on the blow, your cock don't grow.

Didn't mean to strike a nerve with you mate, sorry but you have me worried

Still didn't work

...

And thanks for playing Aaron Hall.

From my experience you can get a stiffy, you just can't cum

@71503651
Bullied by your sister who is watching a cooking show to learn how to please a real man so she doesn't end up with someone like you oxygen thief.

round 4 now lad

go away

>With a single vote (so far) in round one against Essendon, dual-Brownlow medallist Gary Ablett Jnr has now polled in 100 of his 288 career games.

GAJ PLEASE

Don't reply lads

>it's a cotchin gets votes for getting 30 handball receives episode

>Le can't handle injury man

DangerGOD on Brownlow watch

If they give Charlie to some fucking GOOGLE this year I will be beyond pissed.

I really do hope he can have 1 more full season before retirement.
He deserves it

Cox on watching our sport watch

>dangerfield polls in every game for the rest of the year bar the next two
DangerLEGEND on 40 votes watch

Viney might win it next year lads

Is Bruce a fag?

no wonder boomer wants to keep playing, imagine having to spend more time at home with that thing he calls a wide

>BlacksOn "My Wife" Cux

Fuck that seppo

what part of 'expected to poll' don't you understand you utter vile cretin?

That retiring music had a putrid singer

I have a cheeky $20 on him for most melbourne votes this year

He literally has a cuck shed he sleeps in the night before games. Not joking.

>dangertwo getting b the f out by gold coast

Brent Harvey's wife is fat as fuck lmao.

>wide

Kek

Nah, he just comes from an era where every man wasn't afraid to get close to another bloke without it being a gay despite having no sexual urges like ALL millenials think ti does. Ironic given how most white numales bend over backwards to tell you how they have gay/black/muslim "friends"

>dangergod gets 30 disposals per game
>basedlong finishes second
>dangerlegend BOG in almost every match
Can't wait to see "your" """"""pathetic"""""" """""""""""""""""life""""""""""""""""" getting BTFO

What? Hahaha

He probably will though, he's flashy and he doesn't mouth off.

I think it was 2014 when he didn't even have a great year and he nearly won the thing.

This

Who's missus will Kokki bang next?

Nobody. He prefers a cock in arses

DangerGOAT Ltd.

Got $10 on LUKEY lads. Carlton pale ales on me

Franklin's

>cucklong supporters clinging to their only success, patrick dangercuck
kek

K E K

KEK!

mirka

Can you buy those at the bottleo or just on tap at certain pubs?

how come carlton pale is only on tap?

>kangaroos tragic
>can't pronounce petrie

These celebs need to fuck off

D
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because it's shit

bruce mcavaney? apparently.

reminder that betting is degenerate

At it again?

t. GAJ

>parker overpolling

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

abby holmes goes alright

I'd smash the one on the right.

B E T T S
A
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fuck off, daisy is pure

3 pretty ordinary goals desu

Based Eddie

deserved winner for GOTY Betts

Year by year women get more and more unwarranted attention in this game and it triggers the fuck out of me.

Eddie was literally given the award

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2017 Brownlow Medal Winner.

t. Pig McGuire

Same

>Eddie Betts has won three GOTY awards

@71503863
I'd smash your face but God already did such a number on you I wouldn't want to do you any favors oxygen thief.

>manlet supports worst cuck shitgles
kek

K E K

KEK!

>west coast supporters are employed to be manlets

They try to make the women's game seem legitimate but they only promote that Abby bitch because she's hot, she didn't even get drafted to the women's league. The other girl has a massive forehead too.

>ywn massage daisy after a tough footy game before having sexual intercourse with her

@71503863
Wow. Just Wow. Derogatory language like this towards women, particularly from a Greens voter in Melbourne, is unacceptable in 2016. I am literally shaking.

please have sex

Don't think I won't drown you Caro you fucking crone.

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Based Guthrie

True, over a century of footy history tainted by a few years of internet culture brainwashing the world. Only fine with this if it doesn't get promoted on the premise of muh respect

this, fucking dyke cunts

Dangercunt on pooicide watch

>molly meldrum isnt dead

Molly seems like he's struggling

>priddies 8 votes
>shuey 1 vote

Why do we give a fuck what umpires think again?

Tainted? Do tell how many games you've played? school lunch times don't count

l-lewd

I fucking hate priddis so much

>against women's afl
Actually think it's a good idea, and I literally never hear about it so it's not like they shove it down your throat

I won best club man in my under 10s team you muppet

Good lad. Literally the Steven Bradbury of Brownlow medalists.

Who's been the best non-midfielder this year lads?

Kieran jacks gf looked gross, I would have just kept my parents.

>tfw BOG in an under 10s grand final is literally my best sporting achievement

Reminder that in every game from now on, Dangerfield has gotten 28 or more disposals and played in only three losing sides.

DangerGOAT on 40 votes watch

I got here late but did anyone else see Marc murphys missus? Her tits are fake right?

Imagine how many votes gaj would have had if he didn't get injured though, he came third iirc and he missed half the season

Gone too soon, we didn't deserve his pure soul

Josh Kennedy and he doesn't poll well, rances year has been overrated.

>Runner up B&F in the u17s
Get on my fucking level

>children
great

Most improved under 12's, division 4. Come at me.

That and he's a white, goody-two-shoes who's loved by the media + AFL pressures umpires to vote for marketable poster boys

Damn shame he will only have two brownlows, he's been the best player of the last ten 10 years by a country mile. He should have the coons 2008 one.

Rance is a genuinely good player though. You just gotta see the hype for what it is and get past that, don't let it cloud your judgement.

kochie molesting that little girl lmao

I kicked two goals in an under fourteens match once.

>tfw gave up footy and wouldn't even improve Ardmona or Nunawading if I joined them

>its a player tries to be funny when the camera pants to them episode

Mason Cox

remember when Lewis was Le smoggy for Le Brownlow?

Would you take your mum or sister to the brownlow, lads? Seeing as you don't have a gf.

I said his year was overrated, not him.

Although it's pretty stupid that buddy kicked bags on him twice and they still talked him up as being bog for the game.

Kennedy you legend.

yo i need a FUCKING stream

Why is Brendan Goddard so angry?

>Some shithouse footy player screaming unintelligble shit after their teammate gets announced to basically be "le look at me XD I'm le ripper calls dudeman XD"

Why does no one tell these people they aren't funny

Anybody else notice that Kennedy has to skull a whole beer when he gets 3 votes?

I'd take my dad tbph

just turn on the telly, lmao

Shave that shit off Daniher fucking hell.

I'd probably take a m8 and then mean people on the internet would speculate I'm a faggot

but seriously if you can't pull a chick as an AFL player you have serious issues

Take the old man, he loves the footy

roidrage

god FUCKING dammit i cant FUCKING find my FUCKING meth. i left it on my table and now its just dissapeard. fucking pissed at the momemt lads

PRESENTING THE NEW FORD TERRITORY.

Have you ever had a mate like that? You just let them shoot shit but you talk shit behind their back and don't invite them on trips with the lads, they're lonely and probably a virgin

You like the work of big cocks, do you?

>Music
Not here for this

this guy sucks

>still playing this song

Jeez this bloke got fat.

oversinging it tbqh

>toast by fuckhead goddard
>serenaded by Alex "I ate all the pies" loyd

These players deserved better desu

UHUH! OOOHH YEAH! 1 2 3 4!

You were amazing

This is the Wonderwall of Australia except not good

found my meth lads thought for a second that my dad stole it was gonna kill the cunt

cy walsh pls go

The afl have such terrible taste in music. They should just get chisel to play at every event.

Pls cy he is already dead.

>Have you ever had a mate like that?

Actually I do and we tell him he's a shit cunt all the time but he has no filter, has a good looking missus. Still a good bloke though. I'd take unfunny and loyal over the opposite

If there is one thing I hate about sport culture it's having to be on bants alert 24/7

>assignment due at midnight tonight
>too busy watching brownlow
HELP

Is meth any good? Im thinking of going off the rails and have 30k in the bank and I can only spend so much on anime figures

Need any advice, lad?

Just do it tomorrow man. Got heaps of time.

HELP-FEES

Drop out and pick up a trade.
You're welcome

>he isn't on holiday

drop out m8

Getting up early to watch the presidential debates tomorrow morning lads. Am I a cuck?

who /Tafe/ here?

>Having assignments in the holidays
Leave tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's (you)

yes mate, it's great,, just don't eat it. fucking kills your stomach.

They start at like 9 Perth time. Sort your life out m8

Yes

Name one successful person who went to tafe.

I'll wait here.

>11 am AEST
>early
(You)

Define 'successful'

I forgot how much this sucks when your teams had a shit year.

If you have a loving family I wouldn't recommend. Also meth heads will take advantage of you for their own gain. If I had that cash and no gf I'd go nuts on warhammer or hire a high class prostitute

Fuck knows but I'm shitposting on Cred Forums on a Monday night, a Uni dropout and >no gf so it's not like I have anything to live for

Who is >your team?

I got a mate who works as a liney and gets paid $300,000/year. So I'd say that guy.

how to watch?

Stynes got a pretty qt daughter

would fuck jim stynes' daughter

Tiges? Thought dusty would be up there atm

Uni is mostly a meme tbph

just start going to brothels and doing coke and caps i reckon

who /lawdegree/ here

>$2 on Pendles to make the 5
Good grief.

Also, is Information Systems a good uni course?

literally all tradies marry/ go out with chicks whove had it through them

Not him but Lions, it's awful

Kelli Underwood's voice giving me vietnam-style flashbacks

same m8, this US election season has been entertaining as fuck

would give a leg to this steines bird tbqh lads

It's going to be entertaining as fuck, can't wait

jetta fucking robbed, all bartel did was grow a meme beard

The Cred Forums thread is going to be so fucking fast

based handsome elite Bartel

BRUCES HAND

When's it on/what channel?

shave off your beard jimmy. fucking hell.

Yes, yes I do. I get excited when I see big cocks in action.

I'll be her new daddy

He was always gonna win it, they're focusing on women this year, probably would have won it last year with all the Goodes stuff going on

Imagine the memes spawned. I can hardly wait.

9:00am in WA, I'll be streaming it and watching w/ Cred Forums

true

Havn't trimmed my pubes in 7 years to protect the rainforests but no one gives a flying fuck about that do they

Probably have to go through the hulkusc streams, they'll definitely being playing it. Cred Forums will probably supply an elite muscular YouTube stream anyway though.

if there was any justice there'd be a Cred Forums thread

D is for destruction, in games he will commit
A is for amazing, Patrick's style is it
N is for number one, Dangerfield's Brownlow rank
G is for god mode, he makes other teams tank
E is for exceptional, his performance this season
R is for rigged, if he loses for some reason
F is for fantastic, just like his footy team
I is for incredible, he's every Supercoach's dream
E is for elite, he's on Brownlow Medal watch
L is for Luke BTFO, he got further than Hodge
D is for dank as fuck, like this prose-filled meme
Next week I hope that I get put on the /afl/ Autist Team

tell me when the ads are off lads

I haven't had the opportunity to say Gavin wankerneen in fuckin years boys

based Wangaz

>Next week I hope that I get put on the /afl/ Autist Team

Good luck getting in now you attention seeking faggot

>wanganeen in charge of being an abo

Whiter than me desu.

trim the base m8 its like ur cocktail grows a few inches hey

youtube.com/watch?v=_0ijNcNvmyw

The chief autist is the Dangerfield hater so you're probably a shoe in

fuck dangerfield is a spud

meth is alright as a once or twice just for experience I wouldn't recommend a habit though. Bloke I know who was set for life doing comfy IT shit for mine shits is going away for a long time because he was caught selling to fund his own habit. Get into blow or caps instead.

does dangerfield have any premiership medals?

Tfw good bloke

>Next week I hope that I get put on the /afl/ Autist Team
Jokes on you the Team is finished for the year cunt.

>le 64% disposal efficiency man is going to poll the record number of votes

What are yas doing for the grannie /AFL/?

>got a ticket to the game

who died

how did he get caught?

Gonna watch it from bed home alone so I don't have to deal with faggots who throw Grand Final parties and the normies plus their whores talk through the whole fucking thing.

He wasn't gonna get success at Adelaide because they're full of spuds but at least now he's surrounded by spuds but can walk to his mums house

iced tea lemonade man

Couchy

Going to a mate's joint where I'll be the only watching the game while everyone else is taking selfies and exchanging "hawt bants"

Had been caught for possession before but got pulled over and found with enough for intent to supply and a weapon. It's the worst drug to sell as well because you have tweakers knocking on your door at all hours (after he got caught his folks took him back in to get clean and they had cunts ringing the bell at like 2 and 3am) not to mention one would probably get the cravings so bad they think they could roll your house for the stash. Better off selling blow to yuppies who have cash or shouting some slut a gram or 2 for sexual favors.

oh yeah that's right

Majak is a LOCK for mark of the year

le jumpy nigger

Going to m8s gf party but will run to toilet whenever I think of something worthy to post on /afl/

lol of course

BLACKED

Based diversity wins it again

BLACKED

what the fuck are they doing this year, much preferred the streamlined approach of past years, non of this fluff shit

majak only won cos he's black too

>this sjw race pandering
the afl is dead.

How was that moty?

He's literally as black as his suit.

Pfft do it in the open, everyone is on there phones all the time these days

did majak have a whole speech prepared and they didn't let him say it? kek

cauz he black gotta be black these days to be cool

>you win majak, congratulations, talk us through it
>yeah, someone kicked it and it just stuck
>you can fuck off now majak

diversity points

Whoever edited these marks and goals of the year footage has no fuckin idea

eppppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk racism guise sooooooooooo fukin hardcooor 2 da maxxxxxxxx wepoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo edgy

its not racism you dumb fuck

Enjoying your time here Straffo?

t. straffo

could danger's girl be anymore basic

braids and a choker lmao

Selwood should have won it in 2011 tbqh, a tie was deserved

I'm literally more anti-Cred Forums than you are, bigot

simple reply from a simple mind.

>Majak wins award
>231 butthurt replies

at least he has a gf, unlike you faggot

Not being 2D was the first dealbreaker 2bh

School Holidays posting in full effect.

>"ooooh look at me i have pale skin that means i'm better than people who don't"

i don't want a girlfriend haha

Choker is +10 to dick sucking skills and +5 to Daddy Issues mate don't you play this RPG?

>Award Jimmy Bartel for his work highlighting the issue of domestic violence
>Bring Wayne Carey out on stage next
Top kek

>tfw outlayed $430 and not going to win anything back

looks like im selling my ass tonight lads

he wifed her though

direct quote from me

Based observation

That is true yes

3 unfunny cunts holy shit get on with it

>Daniher snubbed

I don't evevn know what Pang is doing there.
He's alright on HYBPA, but that's about it

Really makes you think

name me one Australian sports personality worse than Andy Maher

Protip: you can't

Yeah, he's ok on HYBPA

Jesus tap dancing Christ

Adam Goodes

majak 'rapist' daw

david koch
eddie mcguire
jimmy barnes' son

>Racist

kek, fucking moron

Why is this a thing?
You have to draw a crowd and tv ratings to get paid well
Womens football will not be able to do that

id fuck jo silvagni if you no what i mean

any lewd stories?

Look at tennis

Neighbours dog won't stop barking.

What do lads?

>Wears gold shoes
>Shames others for unfair financial situations

>one person
>"hur the sky is falling! Sjws ruin everything!"

Sosos is literally Adonis

i played football with jack

t. straffo

Stop being such an ugly cunt then he wouldn't have a reason to do it

Melbourne needs to sink into the fucking ocean.

What about it?

You have no idea how many of those dresses I want to wear.

Fuck I hope parker wins it

Is Luke Parker the handsomest player? I like watching him smile, no homo.

why didn't you put $100 on aaron hall like based straffo? #freemoney

did you "get anywhere?"

Wow, REALLY makes you think

>posts an image with a cliche line
>"This is exactly the sort of systemic discrimination I feel obliged to stamp out!"

>le fug le sjw's how dare they demand the same pay for the same job as me who has a penis

>Windsors
That's going to bomb so hard

Awful banter, apply yourself.

Literally who?

no, in person she just looks like a typical Balwyn mum

So you think you know racing? I'm sorry but you're wrong

Put my wife's daughter on Majak to win with the local Somali shaman bookmaker

t. straffo

Favourite ad boys? We've seen enough

That footage of people trying to get into that Joondalup concert is hilarious.

Didn't think I'd ever see this in AFL after all these years

Men Play more sets and have higher ratings yet are payed the same. Djokovic criticised it and got brutalised

Don't pretend like it didn't affect you

Lads what are ur thoughts on The Bont?

How is that even a comparison. Djokovic was savaged in the press for saying that because Men draw higher numbers across the board as well as them playing longer (BO5) matches they should be compensated accordingly. Nobody watches womens Tennis for the skill, nobody would want to watch them play BO5 and they damn sure wouldn't want to play BO5.

not in Serbia though only in nu-male countries like USA and Australia

>watch Brownlow
>it ain't me starts playing

>it ain't me starts playing

My missus calls Aliir Aliir the "Black Swan", and says she would invite him to dinner if given the chance. Can someone tell me what she means by this?

baka.com.au/sport/soccer/matildas-lose-70-in-friendly-against-newcastle-jets-u15-side-20160525-gp43yl.html

Shit like this is why womyns sport shouldn't be taken seriously

>watch the brownlow
>It Ain't Me starts playing

Honestly the fact Straff pointed out the fact the AFL has conflicting messages about gambling here and then puts on an impulse bet shows me he truly is an enlightened, open minded man with many perspectives on life

Who /centremetreperfect/ here?

Remind me of the format for Men's Singles Grand Slams?

Here, I'll be you.

You're an ugly faggot lmao kek. Now look at me with a straight face and tell me you're not.

mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-28/matildas-face-backlash-after-loss-to-boys-team/7456458?pfmredir=sm

Lol, SmH turned into Baka

yeah it means you're a sad degenerate faggot making up stories on an anonymous board

He has a fucked nose...

And hes p good

He didn't point out shit, there was a big outcry after what Judd wrote is his biography then turned around and did a sportsbet ad, he's just parroting MSM shit like the good little goy he is.

I agree. Mens tennis is so much better to watch then women's

I'm gonna miss Dennis ;_;

Bruce and Dennis is my otp

>D. Cornetto
>only ever getting 3 votes in his entire career
LOL

I went to a swannies game the other week and my missus was checking out aliirs ass. Apparently it's good by women's standards, is this true?

Someone get this hot head outta here

me too, user

>multicultural round

I couldn't imagine someone who cares so strongly about imageboard quality has any redeemable physical qualities

>inb4 triggered white male's

Fuck off Irene ya flamin galah.

Sounds like a great idea. Don't want to be a problematic xenophobe right-winger bigot, do you? My wife's daughter is dating a Sudanese boy at the moment. He's taller than I am! Gotta admire how athletic and sculpted the Sudanese are... she will certainly be a happy young lady with him around!

>takes gil 5 hours to get through Geelong V Sydney

yeah nah

Gazza you poof drinking red wine

Agreed, work on your personality instead.

can u be anymore cliche you fuckin ugly cunt Ling

>dustys gf doesn't have chopsticks for eyes
REALLY makes you think

lel, didn't realise how skinny guy sebastian actually is

>Here's Guy Sebastian

Watch it cunt. He's drinking his own blood.

t. bogan

The next few will probably be between him, Parker, the Bont, Viney and Cripps

really not liking this new format

are they going to wheel out the exact same "celebs" next year?

Fuck, you Cred Forumstists are so fuckin gay

Can we get a CEO who can enunciate properly?

Is dusty a poof? I'm getting triggered by his patronising homosexual tendencies

Rather disappointing about Sloane getting a suspension. Ah well, there's next year, I guess.

>basil is going to be commentating every friday night and sunday afternoon for the next 40 years

No need to bring in homophobia to our fight against the fascists friend

>7 reporting on the us presidential race
WHO CARES

It's better than having current players say it, I liked it best that year they had previous Brownlow winners say it

>he doesn't rate Jeedubwyess

/afl/ on muscular watch

>he's not following it
most entertaining thing I've seen in years

is the x factor ad using the sound from the euro 2016 ads on bein sports?

Hope Ch 9 and 10 get the coverage soon

Kys you sad poof

>no /afl/ next week

>more majblack

4% battery lads, might not make it

>le "pause before announcing the player's name" meme

who the fuck is this?

Not a fan of this change

>fremantle in charge of having a celebrity with normal fashion sense

That means he'll be shitposting less on /afl/ next year.

get hype for trade week

DangerGOD has won.

>gets 3 votes
>gives a complete fuckwit celebration
fuck off

Jump over to /cric/

LIKE

A

LIBRARIAN

The lessers doubted him, decried him and denounced him, we truly aren't worthy

Was that fat broad dustys missus?

Is it time for, dare i say it, a new thread?

>not drinking the blood of Christ
Heathen please go.

This. Instantly dislike the cunt now. No fucking class. Hope he retires soon, the game is better off without these selfish pricks

Hahhaa yeah wtf!?!

Who else here got a missus ten time she hotter than Dusty?

>Your colo(u)rs define you
Isn't that contradictory to the anti-racism they're trying to push?

I am brown

>mack horton is a dees supporter
fucking based

Sun Yang is a fag

It was the speech of the year. He was taking the piss.

is the Bont the future of the game?

Him, Merrett and Cripps

This man WILL win next year. Screencap this post

>Gill still doing his fucking stupid pauses as if it adds tension
We all know whos gonna win, just fucking read them

He won't even get the Norm on the weekend.

kys seebohm you choking cunt

0421 330 290
Call me for shard

literally WHO?

Tigers will need to improve so he can get some 3's

Neither will 43 other players

Sent :^)

Geez I understand he needs to reach the end but fuck Gill is going fast.

cripps, imagine if he played on a real team

Rory Sloane on ELITEwatch. I can also personally confirm him for being a top bloke.

Are the cuck posters IIT Ironic or unironic?

>the state of me

42 other players

Poor old ms Dangerfield. She's hoping tonight's her chance to be the next Rebecca Judd nee Trigley but just doesn't have the tits to pull off that dress.

Max Gawn is so based

Based Benny Cuz

IT'S HAPPENING
PARKER AND MARTIN ON FUTURE BROWNLOW WATCH

>Not mentioning her fucking hair.

tom?

/CRIC/ REPORT IN

Yeah, what's up?

is joel selwood literally the best second best there has ever been

first gaj and now dangerfield

He's underrated on here for so many reasons

surprised dusty could do the maths to figure that out

>dusty throwing his arms up

Bruce literally just ruined it.
>h-hey patty hows it going. a-are you good at math? y-you've won mate.

seems he ducked under the radar a bit, ey?

2017 is the year 2 Richmond players win a Brownlow

ROBBED

Never forget

That loser taking multiple photos of dingusfield

>Carlos.jpg

*Claps*

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>le charge your glasses man

every fucking year

Where are his eyebrows

Fyfe to win again next year?

That chink was a bit young to be serving alcohol

Look under his nose

>took Riewoldt for most saints votes at $8
wew

Dangerfield literally looks like the Wojak from that >my feet hurt >i wish I was at home meme

She was ancient

kek

always hard to tell with them

and the fact that she has the most unoriginal style of 2016

braids and a choker? really taking a risk there!

That medal is fucking tiny and looks stupid.

>Bontempelli 20 votes
>Merrett 19 votes
>Cripps 18 votes
future of footy in good hands desu

Pics?

I've never gotten the hype around her/that. Honestly find it quite unattractive.

Shut the fuck up about this.

They'll do anything to get into Crown.

Nah, you never come back from leg breaks or fractures the same. Look at Barlow, Nathan Brown etc. Plus Neale coming into his own will deprive him of a few votes like the Geelong midfield when it had GAJ

Spotted the /homo/

Pretty proud of z Merrett.

19 votes from 3 wins. Shining light in a dark year.

If Luke beverage wins does that mean man lets have finally learned.

They considered using an exact model of your dick but it would have been worse on all counts

Yeah not bad senpai

hairstylist: what you after senpai?
chris scott's wife: just fuck my shit up

Impressed with Cripps tbH, future brownlow medalist

Literally cringed tbqh.

Why so upset honey?

I'm revoking your flag for this shit tier attempt at bantz, for shame.

>the tits at the adelaide table

Most boring Brownlow ever?

Most boring Brownlow ever.

>don't talk about footy
fuck off.

She's the real mvp

Seems like she's taken a few left rights over the years

fuck off bruce ya puppet looking cunt

Needs more Johnathan Brown and Fev 2bqh

The year swanny won it

>That
>Beautiful

>talking about beating his wife on live tv

Your girlfriend probably did too

>cucktoria

Ok

How much coke do you reckon old mate has stashed in his room for after this is done?

>not mentioning his basic bitch gf at all
Kek

KEK

U deaf nigga?

He did tho

>Dangerfield potentially as a commentator

Kill me before that happens please. Seriously he's fucking thanking his sponsers now.

>sponsors
fuck off

He's also pausing every 4 words

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fucking jew kike as fuck, disgraceful.

>Awkwardly standing up there and sipping on his drink

lol 50 bucks says he never even met paul couch

Ford literally saved Geelong from folding in the 90's

Dangergod on post Brownlow winning speech watch

Let's get this baby to 1000 posts.

Did the song skip or is this modern music

You realise a smaller midget has coached the last 3 flags right?

He thanks NIKE though. Not Ford. HE THANKED HIS FUCKING SHOES!

Fuckin hell, Uncle Jewbert must drill it into them to thank the companies at every opportunity there's a mic in front of them.

Yes

A smaller angry midget at that.
I'd be eternally angry if I were that short too

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Who even knows anymore tbqh

I thought they said word woof woof

>tfw you're having a better night than Dangerfield jsut because you don't have to go home with THAT

He thanked ford at the start

Hehe, join the army, goyi- I mean guys.

Your faces when this song is confirmed to actually about there being so many ugly girls up in the club.

She is just a beard. He went to Geelong to have gay rumpy-pumpy with Selwood.

FUCK DANGERCUNT

I learned a few years ago but yeah, my face was pretty shocked.

>gaff 5th

Wtf lmao shuey was fucking robbed all night.

Have they taken the medal off Jab Fatson yet?

You'll never take it off me

see you all Saturday for the final /afl/

What kind of beverage will Luke Beveridge receive if the dogs win?

Who's the bigger coke head, Rodney or Patrick?

4 Brisbane players polled lmao

kek

>21:13:07
>21:13:07

I'm scared lads.

>leave irrelevant shit club in bumfuck nowhere
>finally get recognised as the great player you are

Must feel so good leaving badelaide

>Using a computer on wifi and phone on cellular

Dangerfield of figjam watch

nope

carey on coke

sam mclure is an absolute wanker

he has a pineapple head

...

/afl/ on thriving community watch

good thread lads

predicted # replies for the gf thread?

We'll do over 4 threads EASY

probably 2 full threads and a third one with 200ish posts

hopefully none

>being on Cred Forums for the grand final

>Putting pants on to go and hang around normies who'll talk and fuck up the viewing experience
kys desu

2 1/2 by the final siren

Depends how close it is desu. Big strong foreigners may even have watch >our sport

/saints/

FANTASTIC post

Yearly reminder that Sam Mitchell will NEVER EVER win a brownlow

>Worst Cuckstralia

reee

Last for /straffo/

can we, dare I say it, get this baby to 700?

Time for BBL posting

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Give us a wave rebeccah

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>cricket

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kys bbl fag

>Sam Mitchell has the same amount of career votes as GAJ

Has there been a bigger cuck in AFL history?

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Mitchell has 4 premiership medals, that's pretty impressive tbqh

More liek Sam Bitchell

I am pumped for comfy /cric/ season but, seriously,

>BBL

I would take 2 premierships and 2 brownlows over 4 flags

bbl is good on tv but shit if you're at the ground.

But no Norm Smith medals to go with them

Even when he wins, he literally cannot win

It's the best thing for Australian cricket.
Get's all the players who miss the main XI a reason to keep playing

...

What did they mean by this?

So what are we watching on Saturday lads?

The grand final or the first game of the Matador BBQS One Day Cup?

probably brain damage

need to pump him full of afl approved peds.

lol, why would they put it on the same day

cricket australia are so fucking retarded

The /cric/ obviously

almost there lads

699th for straffdogga

700

League's run by socialist Melbourne faggots. You seriously couldn't see this coming.