/rug/

Is this /Bundas/?

>muh heart
Pathetic. Anyone who actually has heart doesn't need to constantly tell people. You're like the googles who constantly go on about "muh dik"

t. The Tin Man

Execute all namefags.

OFFICIAL WOAT POSTERS RANKING
1. shitspouter

POWER GAP

yeah just shitspouter really.

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This desu

incredibly good post

Do you ever imagine shitspouter as your field kaffir, and beating him to death with your rhino-skin belt?

I would literally love to necklace the cunt

For those who don't know what that is:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing

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Lads anyone see Pococks tweet pic for his surgery? Grim as fuck

Swap /afl/ with /nba/ and you get my vote.

I am literally only having kids so that they can bully shitspouters ones at school and force them to commit suicide in their early teens.

Nah pic

Nah I'll get banned for gore or some shit, it's his hand clamped open and a big chunk of metal in there.

Did any of you even play rugby at school or club level, if so, call put your positions

>Flanker in early days
>Moved to Inside Centre in high school

only started playing this year, mostly playing inside centre

Winger/fullback. Only got into rugby at the age of 13 and was naturally fast/athletic but had zero rugby knowledge or skill so they just stuck me out on the wing. As I got experience I eventually moved to fullback for a season, then moved club and continued as a winger but as first cover for 15.

Lean mean thirteen here, although I used to be wing when I was younger. Our team was so shit, I could go entire games without touching the ball or having to make a tackle.

When I lived in England for a bit, they wouldn't let me play rugby, do you guys still only start when you are in high school there?

No girls allowed

Rude dude, I used to love crash ball, but the flyhalf and I could swap positions whenever we needed to, hence why they kept us so close together

Just bought a flight to Cape Town

>all backs

Second Row master race checking in. You're all massive queers.

>Literally.. LITERALLY sticks his head up a fat smelly props arse multiple times a game
>calls others queers

Here they start before high school. You can tackle but I think no lifting at the line out from memory.

I used to play flanker and it was boring af lad, even tried a game at #2 before, wasn't impressed.

Backline is where the magic happens, you guys just set it up for us

I wouldn't expect you to understand hard work and taking on jobs that a too difficult for most people to handle.

But as the only forward here I'm happy to take on the nomination for captain of /rug/. I thank you all for selecting me by default by being wholly inappropriate for the position.

Yeah hooker here.

Evening boys.

Come to Montecasino in Johannesburg and I will fight you

I'll never follow a captain whose only strength is his odour.

Too poor to buy a bus ticket? I'm going most of the way.

Lol I'm not going to beat up a homeless guy

You're such a little bitch lass, why do you even come here?

Winger when I was a small kid
Flanker once I got big towards the end of high school and still play there now at low division club level

WTF I hate wellington rugby now

wellingtonlions.co.nz/news/wrfu-statement-on-losi-filipo/

I refuse to believe front row players choose to play there. More of a case of 'you're fat, you'll play there'

Wing/Fullback, but I was put as lock in one game because we didnt have enough guys lol

flanker/hooker
although i played second five for a few games and was terrible

>tfw too intelligent for /cric/

Went to shitpost in /nrl/ but they don't even have a thread. Lol isnt their GF this weekend?

bruhs

>cankles

Not even once

This.

Absolute deal breaker when there's no calf-ankle transition. So gross.

Nina has cankles. And hooves.

scrum-half master race reporting in, feels good being literally the most important position on the pitch

Nah, in american football you're just the guy who hutt hikes the ball between his legs. The flyhalf is the quarterback

/turbomanlet/

good thing we're not playing American Football then

i'll glass you cunt

Mostly Wing, occasionally fullback, back up back up first five

Gonna get some hell pizza and watch the debate tomorrow. Might even get some tendies as a treat.

The real treat is watching Drumpf get BTFO though

>not dominos pizza
>not supporting based trump
could you be a worse human being?

R U G B Y

Winger
Can't tackle so let the inside centre do it for me. What a lad

Lad domino's is shit tier here, you can literally get a large pizza there for the equivalent of 2.50 quid.

Also trump is a populist embarrassment who has survived for so long only because you forget all the unbelievable shit he said purely because of the volume of it.

>Replying to a tripfag
>Supporting Trump

you've hit peak stupidity

What's wrong with Trump?

Also I take it you voted Remain?

/rug/ supports based Ted

Reminder that people who engage namefag and try to bring Cred Forums to Cred Forums deserve to be publicly flogged with namefags

Really? It's expensive as fuck over here and damn delicious.

My molded mouthguard is tighter than a nun's ass and makes my gums recede back to my forehead each time I use it. I tried applying hot water and reshaping it but of course it isn't changing much. It usually gets a bit better after a couple of days but I'm a bit concerned about the long lasting effects. Should I worry?

Lel just let it sit in boiling water for a minute or two, let it cool down slightly (so you don't burn your mouth to fuck) then just put it in your mouth and 'suck' it into shape rather than biting down too hard on it.

>it literally costs the equivalent of 25 quid for two Xtra Large pizzas here
Is large 12"? At least it's 25% cheaper than Xtra Large (15") here.

How much is it?

A large stuffed crust is 18 pounds

I envy your prices.

Not to mention Domino's here has a retarded pricing.
>$29.80 for one 12" pizza
>$33 for two

Domino's here always has offers on. My local does large pizzas for 3 quid at certain times, mostly during the day. Anyone who pays full whack is a mug.

>tfw mum pays

>dominos subs
>that new yorker sub

Rugby

Dang those prices really arent to shabby, is there not a local pizza shop?

/sharkies/ is up btw

will we beat them this time?

>tfw the mods started banning any thread with this in the OP

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I didn't know you were a CTR shill. Have a (You) on the house.

Left has my vote.

Seriously? fucking basedbies guy ruining everything

Hillary is on the Left.

Did /rug/ defeat /cric/?

We are allies

No one here is your friend, quit posting Shitsprouter

You need to take it easy friend, being this upset over the internet is not healthy

>I refuse to believe front row players choose to play there
>First post in the thread is a player who would be a first choice wing for any NH team who chooses to play in the front row

casuals please go.

>leaguies realise their sport is boring, weather at 10

/rug/'s official team have made it through to the finals of the Torneo Regional del Litoral 2016 and will play Old Resian on 8 October at Duendes.

Duendes will be looking for their 7th consecutive title and will feature Guillermo and Pedro Imhoff (brothers of Juan Imhoff) at Prop and halfback.

Old Resian have never made a final before and are looking for their first title.

When did Glasgow do this?

Please refrain from discussing election politics in this thread, thank you.

I'm watching the debate

Dont want to miss the memes live

Cheetoman BTFO

How long is memefest 2016

Pot calling the kettle black conference is in full swing

The crooked career politician has been giving the jersey shore reject enough rope to hang himself 2bh

you're wrong
no YOU'RE wrong

>your a bither
>your a birther too

Nice, I broke out in a fever, so studying for my exam that is tomorrow is just going swell at the moment.

Is the debate everything you wanted it to be?

It was pretty shit 2bh
Some big zingers from each
The moderator didn't really control either of them
He was arguably tough with the questions to Donald easy on Hillary, but he did let Donald run over his time and interrupt a lot

No great memes imo

Lester isnt that great in anything imo, hes just mediocre.

Not surprised on the questions for Trump.

It's over. Drumpf is finished.

It's HER turn. Stand back boys. It's time for the women to run this world.

Good post.

They both deserve eachother imo

If those were the 2 "main" party leaders here I don't think either would be PM

But then our system isn't as broken as the US

Undoubtedly the Blues' year next year lads.

Agreed
They seem to have really come out of a rut towards the end of the season
Hopefully they can keep their "momentum"

The only thing standing in our way is the Chiefs, Hurricanes, Highlanders and Crusaders.

>couldn't even win tthe sevens gold in rio
They're frightfully average

He sent a kid to hospital in year 8 so I'm not surprised desu

>le coconut player who assaults people meme

>follow through on the convictions
>all blacks back to being all white

Half of our fucking back line are wife beaters lol

Some of them are even wife beaters who have appeared in ad campaigns about now beating your wife.

And then there's Ben Smith. What a piece of shit he is.

You shut your whore mouth Bin Smuth is the perfect husbendo

>if this pakeha doesn't get me off with a warning I'm gonna fucken bash her

Adam Thomson - assault
Carlos Spencer - assault
Mils Muliaina - sexual assault
Tanaka Umaga - assault
Robin Brooke - sexual assault
Sitiveni Sivivatu - assault (pregnant wife)
Stephen Bachop- assault (partner)
Julian Savea - assault (partner)
Zac Guilford - assault
Malakai Fekitoa- assault (partner)
Eric Rush - assault

IT'S NOT OK LADS

The number of ABs granted name suppression is scary.

>kiwis will defend this

Muliaina's charges were dropped

Ur photoshop game weak as fuck esse

You'll get dropped in a second pal

www.nzrugbybadboys.blogspot.co.nz/2013/01/all-black-hall-of-shame.html

You should update your list lad

>kiwis will defend otago hating Ben Smuth.

hes a class act 2bh

From off the top of my head, that's a pretty good list.

le GOAT man

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Morning lads, have all namefags been executed yet?

its ongoing lad

Ben Smith is a perfect angel, a miracle of the universe
Pretending otherwise is completely over the line and so help me I will drop you faster than a "promising" rugby players assault charges if you "funny" guys keep up with this sick little "joke" of yours.

Cheers
xoxo

This is perhaps the gayest post ever to be posted in /rug/

I hope you're happy with yourself

Reminder that Ben Smith was yellow carded in the final of the Rugby World Cup for reasons that have been suppressed to preserve the dignity and and memory of the poor girl that he raped and murdered.

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And we still gave you a hidings lmao

Much like Ben Smith hid the body.

Not yet, Just van der Shitzposten.

>Rugby is more important than justice for sexual assault and murder in the backwards hovel of middle earth

The only thing Ben Smith buried was his dick in your missus lad.

To be honest lads, the RC is the footy I look forward to all year, and this year is just a shitter.

and also the corpse of the girl that he raped and murdered in 2012.

>Correct

Why would he bury that inside your missus? Seems and odd place to put it.

desu with you lads, Ben Smith looks like a bit of a poofta

>tfw no dominant springbok set piece to be fearful of

It's probably all the repression that caused him To rape and murder that girl back in 2012

To be fair a lot of shit happens before and after their careers
But yea it is pretty terrible regardless
Our country has a pretty bad domestic violence record

Just signed up for a right wing death squad lads

Execute all namefags.

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That's Matthew Broderick you desperate fucking weirdo.

So Anna Gallagher literally didn't age in the 26 years since Matthew Broderick killed her the first time?

Dare I say that Ben Smith simply just had good lawyers? Broderick got done for the crime the first time, and under double jeopardy laws you can't be charged for the same crime twice, ergo Ben Smith was free to go?

Excellent bants here from gentleben, playfully subverting the clean "son of the nation" image of Ben Smith.

Spanish donkey all name faggots

OUR GUY

I personally support this movement.

Ben Smith should be replaced by a certain young chiefs fullback

wtf i hate ben smith now

Can anyone tell me which reddit phone app is best? If it makes any difference, I have an Iphone 7

Is Pocock out of the autumn games?

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It's not been announced yet, he'll miss the third Bledisloe game, but it's said that he wants to make it in time for the NH tour.

Big Burly 13 here still playing tho

Retallick

The break every 2nd week is what kills it.

Do we really need 2 bye rounds? Its a 7 or 8 week comp.

We'd have so much more to talk here if you southern cunts would follow eurorugby.

>Will Treviso be good now that Allan transferred?

>Shitalian teams
>Good
>Ever
>In history
>At all

yeah nah

They could potentially finish 9th and 10th this season which would be the best season for italian teams

Above Dragons and who else?

If you say Edinburgh I'll fucking report you

Connacht are still pointless

Good post

Blues won only narrowly against Zebre, the shitalians couldn't kick and missed all conversions. Try-wise it was 3 & 3.

Connacht basically lost to Zebre, as they were trailing shitalians 22-10 at halftime, before the game was reported due to storm.

+Dragons

1- Ulster
2- Leinster
3- Glasgow
4- Ospreys
5- Blues
6- Munster
7- Edinburgh
8- Scarlets
9- Treviso
10- Connacht
11- Dragons
12- Zebre

Tbh.

>Ulster
>Not fading like shit at the end of the season and getting knocked out early

funny joke

I think Dragons will be bottom, yeah the Italians look shit but Dragons look diabolical.
Ospreys, Leinster and Glasgow will get stronger as the season comes to a close so I'd put them in the top 3 with Leinster top. 4th will be Munster or Ulster.

is the champooionship back on this weekend?

Ulster beat Ospreys in the final at the Aviva

Table will finish

1-Ulster
2-Ospreys
3-Glasgow
4-Leinster
5-Munster
6-Blues
7-Edinburgh
8-Scarlets
9-Treviso
10-Zebre
11-Dragons
12-Connacht

Tbh.

Ulster are missing their 3 main centres (McCloskey, Olding and Marshall)

Who plays 12 and 13 this week against the Ospreys?

I'd put Cave at 12 and move Payne up into 13 personally.

Yup

/Piutau/

I reckon Ulster Leinster Glasgow in whatever combination will be top 3

I have no idea who'll be 4th, you'd have to think Ospreys or Munster but both have declined quite a bit imo

Is he "our guy"?

Don't even know why Travis Perkins is that be honest.

Second row
Stopped growing at 6'3 so I'm more of a utility forward now
Can cover second row, 6 and 8 pretty well.

Flanker is the best position. Making a tackle off the scrum and then winning the pilfer is the best feeling in rugby

Better than kicking the winning goal when all your team are huddled together?
Better than scoring a try, beating multiple people along the way and having people mention it for weeks afterwards?
>muhh pilfer
Are fat smelly forwards the WORST thing about rugby?

They're up there

Why are you lads using a WWE wrestler for your thread image?

POOmas

Kek

execute all namefags

Stuart McCloskey had the most clean breaks in round 4 of the pro 12 and he only played 14 minutes

Ospreys are a meme team at best who run in 20 tries at home against the shitalians and think they're great

Munster are literally 'muh history'

Blues are on their way to meme status with players like Morgan.

One of those will be the 4th, but they don't have a chance at beating the big 3 if they're not in the middle of a giant injury crisis.

>glasgow and ulster are suddenly 'big 3'
>reminder they both have exactly the same number of titles as fucking connacht

OK champ, they're literally the only teams with a chance of winning it, have fun supporting your irrelevant has beens

Coming from you.

All options under that flag other than Ulster and Glasgow are laughable

Just wrote a stuff.co.nz article about why Drumpf must be stopped

>NH /rug/
>talking about irrelevant games and teams rather than getting to the real issue of spreading the word about Ben Smith murdering and raping a woman in 2012

>11:10 am Sunday game

How comfy can you get lads

Fug lads, think I am dying

too much bud lad?

Nah, the old ticker I am afraid, been having enormous troubles breathing as of late.

I blame the Magnesium

>Have more titles than Ulster, Glasgow and Connacht combined

What game

arg vs nz

I would really like to see the Pumas and the Boks win this weekend, but I know neither nor are going to.

Sexy cute all name lads

SA might be able to pull a sneaky food poisoning victory out lad. Never underestimate the tricky cunts

Ill be keeping my hopes up as usual, especially with Pocuck out too.

The probability of them wining with him out has definitely gone up.

remove this post

Congratulations weebs.

youtube.com/watch?v=OhETQkLNuTA

Sexycute all namelads

Been getting big into coconut water lately. Might invest in CoAqua

Well, that's it then. They finally won.

Fk yeah that's magic.

looks a bit gay tbf not that I mind

Sexycute all namelads

If well-known coward, shitspouter, and EANF man had a bare-knuckle fistfight, who do you think would win?

Statsy could handle the two of them easy. But Shitspouter would win this head to head.

t. statschink

depressed argie would beat them both hands down i reckon (and I am being quite truthful about that reckoning).

Depressed Argie is like 13 or something m8.

Cunt I know what I said.

If there was an australian namefag he would murder both of them like Ben Smith raped and murdered that girl back in 2012. But there are no aussie namefags because we as a people aren't desperate for attention like you cunts.

Pretty aggressive. Everything OK today?

Gentleben is so fucking elite.

How does he do it?

Pretty sure shitpspouter is Australian,and I know statschink is, and he shitposts here under various gay pseudonyms.

rugby

I don't know enough about their little imaginary club for virgins to know whether this is true, but what I've gleaned from my time here is that maybe there was an austistic dude who was australian who everyone called autistic memespouter. Then over time his personality was co-opted by these other faggots who were desperate to have people recognise them.

You can tell that current spouter tries really hard to come out with shit that he knows makes people want to call him a faggot, but everyone's discipline has gotten a lot better in that regard and he hardly gets a response even when he posts as devolad or pretends to ask questions about who would beat who up in a bareknuckle fight.

Gentleben is the most fleshed out poosernality here t b h

rugby?

Not that it matters but original AMS is from chch and still posts here on occasion. Shitspouter appropriated his "identity" and started this bizarre aping of failed Australian shitposter, Reality Check with his stupid fucking "narrative".

This is all true, but Reality Check is not a failure.

execute all name faggots and all posters who discuss name faggots.

Fuck up freshcunt.

I don't know who Gentleben is I only ever see spouter and devolad but I'm only ever here for internationals.

Is daniel still around?

>tfw EANF man is now effectively a namefag
>tfw he has to kill himself thus freeing all namefriends from his tyranny

What a looser.

>looser
dumbass kek

>he thinks there is only one EANF man

everyone who isn't a namefag is EANF man by default. We are legion etc etc.

What did he mean by this?

EANF is not a man, it's an idea. You can't execute an idea. Looser.

Kek

this is fucking retarded m8

It's the samefagging that gives statschink away 2bh.

Diltered tßh

Dilter yourself meathead.

(you)

This community is total garbage. The northern hemisphere posters are okay but know nothing about the sport.

The southern hemisphere posters are all either mentally ill namefags or underage kiwi memespouters.

The only poster in this community that would be welcomed somewhere else is Gentleben, a character that was raised up from the ground by Statscunt's samefagging to incite further namefaggot conflict.

Prove me wrong.

>You can't

I'm usually indifferent but this made me cringe a bit.

Shitspouter is a former NZ muay thai champion

>implying King Benjamin the gentle is the creation of statschink
Gentleben founded this community son

Just put your trip back on lad, no one here believes that it isn't you

cheeky tenner on waikato tonight lads

Nothing wrong with this community. It's just a standard 4cham growth pattern. It's flourishing at the moment. There is always threads and match threads are busy.

Only negatove ninnies like you make this place shit.

Dont like somebody's posts? Don't reply.

Why are you so obsessed with him btw? And why do you post in /rug/? South Africa isn't really a rugby country anymore.

Shitspouter detected. This is classic shitspouter bait.

The Truth is shitspouter. You're not fooling anyone.

Well I was at Sylvia Park waiting for him to show. Even asked here what he was wearing and where to meet for a scrap. He didn't post till like 7 that night. Pathetic 2bh telling people to fight you then not showing

Any of you meme-loving queers actually going to watch the game?
Waikato Cunterbury in 45min

As if I'd ever to to Sylvia Park for any reason. Especially for a fight in public.

You're either a liar or retarded.

Kek

based spouter

You literally posted last weekend you would be there. Trip and everything

>this seething damage control

Ah so you're retarded then.

>trying to fight someone
Fuck lad you're either uneducated, underaged or both

>I was just joking about challenging strong muscular anons on /rug/ to a fight
>I. I. I didn't bitch out when someone took me up on my offer

Dont bring your other names in to back you up

this is up there lads

This is a good post. Referential but with a crisp, modern take on a much-loved meme.

Well done.

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I don't understand this meme.

Yeah it's pretty obscure, round here we call it an ACTUAL GAME OF RUGBY ABOUT TO START YOU CUNT

Sutism

Right-o calm down there Afioga.

I'm not really an advocate for fighting, seeing as I've had more than my fair share of ones that have gone too far.

But there are things in this world that are worth fighting over, and beating the crap out of Shitsprouter to permanently prevent him from posting here further is one of them.

>you are posting to Shitsprouter
I know, this is the last (You) he will get from me

Cunterbury

That is all

Have you kiwi lads seen the TV show 7 periods with Mr Gormsby? It's pretty funny.

Me and my mates all say "late again Hohepa" when there's a late tackle in a game of rugby.

Yeah it hasn't been on in a while. I think Mr Gormsby is Jason Hoyte who hosts an afternoon radio show on Hauraki

Last one left in /rug/ please switch off the lights would you?

I'll knock everyones lights out in this thread soon m8

I don't understand.
What s the premier league in Union, is it the Super Rugby?

Suppose so. Seems to be heading that way more and more by the years more foreign players coming to "our" (SAANZAR teams) to play a season or so for experience

The Top 14

NPC/Mitre 10 cup

Super Rugby is the Champions League

He said premier not pre-retirement.

nah nah nah
nah nah nah
hey hey hey
good bye

shield

Haha New Zealand's old folks home

>while the legend is gone, the hair remains
Fuck sumo is good sometimes

my 'cheeky' tenner got fucked up lads

Mine didn't

Bad rugby memes?
>player falls/slips into tackle
>tackler is penalised for a high tackle

>A forward pass is flung outwards
>Players on the field can see it, so they expect it to be called
>Results in a try
>Commentators praise it for being a superb """""""""""""flat"""""""""""""" pass

Looking at you here, New Zealand

The biggest one out
>forwards actually want to be forwards

Fucking LOL

Do fat smelly forwards here actually pretend that?

Kek, happens all the time
Nisbo calls it suspect and then Marshy says that it was definitely not forward.

>Player jumps into a tackle
>Tackler is sent off for a tip tackle

I can't really remember that ever happening lad

>props are the fittest players on the pitch
>greasy ball/pitch
>earn the right to go wide

youtube.com/watch?v=qgs5eqDiVvI

Etzebeth can do no wrong

>Alan Solomons steps down

WHAD THE FUGGG

YASSSSSS

Payne>Hogg

truth

falsity

Stay salty Glascuck

/cric/

>canterbury will now keep the Ranfurly shield for the next year and a half, perpetually breaking the hearts of children elsewhere until brave Taranaki lads finally end their reign of terror in 2018
>petition to change the name of Massey university because politicians in the early 20th century were rassis
>Kermit's asshole wants us to please watch his spoort

What a time to be alive

lads looks like my rugby career is over, fucked my ankle playing squash

How'd you manage to do that champ?

Not much of a loss for rugby you squash playing queer

fat smell prop who can't handle moving faster than a gentle walk detected

Turned quickly to hit the ball, all my weight rolled it over. Dropped like a sack of spuds Tbh

Two men in a humid room, grunting and smashing balls together is pretty manly.

Literally an elite handsome back.. with glass ankles apparently

You must be a pretty shit back if you roll over your ankles every time you make a quick turn

Only lad I ever knew that played squash turned out to be a nonce and ended up quadrospazzed on a lifeglug.

Better to get out now than suffer that

Why don't English people post here?

No one discusses the Premiership.

more like premiershit lmao

English rugby """"""""fans"""""""" are too busy sodomising themselves with beer bottles for """banter""" to actually watch rugby

PL = Le Top 14
UCL = El Super Rugby

Mitrão has basicly local players. Top 14 not too much.

>Italy pull out of 2023 RWC bid

Only us, France and South Africa in the running now.

I don't think France should get it due to how recently they have hosted it. South Africa have hosted it only once though and the game is in dire straits there, it could do with the publicity. I'd also question our ability (the infrastructure) to host it though we will probably get it due to there probably being games in Wales and Scotland to garner votes.

Where do you lads think the 2023 RWC should be?

Dream: Pacific Islands
Dream 2: Zimbabwe
Lack of dreams: Irelands, because Irelands didn't host WC before.

Also South Africa have all their white elephants from the soccer world cup. They could do with a bit of use.

>tfw no ZA Superr Ugby franchises hosted in Nelspruit, Polokwane and Rustenburg

>two players jump for the ball
>one falls badly
>other gets penalised for breaching a duty of care to the other player

>tapping or passing the ball off the top of the lineout in attack

>forwards win tighthead
>backs immediately kick or knock on

youtube.com/watch?v=HsHdbbFwGHc

>tackle player
>get red card

By the letter of the law hard to see if the ref had a choice. Think he might have been punished if he let a player hitting the ground head/neck first go without a red card

>literally the only knowledgeable and unmillenial literate /rug/ poster

who are you quoting here?

thanks for noticing me lad

I want to get into rugby. What team should I support?

the USA

BIG

>#BREAKING The entire state of South Australia is without power as a massive storm hits.

KEK nice 'power grid' you've got there

Who are you talking to buddy? No one from South Australia would be here, even if they did have power.

Also, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Auckland_power_crisis

>5 (five) week power outage

>le guaranteed (You)s man

Cheers m8 you're pretty cool too.

>implying he was alive in 1998

Damian McKenzie named on the bench

Mate, did you miss the last game? Coles is now Le Forward Who Runs Like a Back, Offloads Like a Centre, and Passes Like a Halfback Man

What country should I support worldwide since the US still sucks?

Kinda like South Africa, kinda like NZ

Canada.

japan
scotland
argentina

all interesting nations that play different styles

bandwagon >us if you want to win every game

>scotland
>interesting nation

this just is not true user.

they're interesting because they're so boring

tasman vs cunties on lads

Hey shitspouter you cum guzzling faggot, you should have tried to make your reddit account less obvious.

None of these fucks actually watch rugby m8, you should know that.

3rd high tackle from counties.
Fkn mongrels.

>Posting on Cred Forums past the age of 25

Just lomu yourself my man

>poms are up

What are you moaning about?

just got a call from phil goff lads

What did he want m8?

Fkn good game Tasman.

wanted some time but i was busy jacking off so i hung up

t. old irrelevant memes who don't watch rugby

Based EANF Man, no time for IRL name fags either.

Getting paid to post on /rug/ right now lads
ama

We literally play the most intense attacking rugby in the NH.

I'm still salty this didn't result in try

youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4mPZj1wro

The Rolling Meme

McKenzie will be so impressive this weekend he will cement a starting spot as captain

#Ireland2023

gas the Irish

Not even Irish but it should happen.
>never been hosted there before
>perfect timezone
>good fans
>good rugby stadiums
>few games can be in england/scotland/wales

Imagine being british

Pocock's been shit this year anyway. McMahon would be the better 8 option even if Pocock wasn't injured

Australian players in shit form or just plain shit, have a habit of playing amazing against us.
See
Kurtley Squeal
Quade Cooper
Berrick Barnes

So what was the point of him as Scotland coach?

Steyn starting?

just remember how fucking godawfully shit Scotland were under their last coach. Then he's done an OK job

good times

I only watch international Tests 2bh.

gas Singapoo

/rug/'s team lineup for tomorrow evening.

Hogg scared into hiding after not being able to deal with Piutau

You left out
>POWER GAP
>??? /gaa/

Big strong foreigners will never want to play our sport ;_;

Had my growth spurt early so played lock at junior level. Then I got fat and everyone else got taller so I ended up at prop. Lost some weight and ended up as third choice hooker.

I was poo at rugby.

Hard to glass a man you can't reach

>That pack

thank god it's only Pooport lmao

Do Favaro and Sarto bring any added value to the team? Why do you buy italians?

Favaro's been pretty good, Sarto up and down

lel this
/exposed/

Ben Smith, Israel Dagg, Anton Lienert-Brown, Ryan Crotty, Julian Savea, Beauden Barrett, TJ Perenara, Kieran Read, Ardie Savea, Liam Squire, Brodie Retallick, Patrick Tuipulotu, Owen Franks, Dane Coles, Joe Moody

Reserves: Codie Taylor, Wyatt Crockett, Ofa Tu'ungafasi, Sam Whitelock, Elliot Dixon, Tawera Kerr-Barlow, Lima Sopoaga, Damian McKenzie

Who is this jizz mz?

Just toying with the other teams at this point.

Im most worried that Crotty is starting to look world class

He's looking very solid.
Still waiting to be impressed by Lienert-Brown though. not 100% sure on why he's starting.

What happened to Aaron Smith?

Both have been good additions. Favaro is solid and Sarto is enigmatic but more hits than misses desu

Speaking of Italians, Sergio Parrise was actually born in Argentina, did not know that.

>Rudy Paige starting for South Africa
Jesus fucking Christ

At least Morne is starting

The Springboks are gone man, best to just move on, they won't be a power anymore

easy ranking points in the autumn if they keep being shit

I know man but it's just sad to see the shittiness of the government now infecting the sports teams
Proteas are fucked too

Was bound to happen, we've been a political nightmare forever, remember what happened to Jake White

England will be in the 90 ranking points bracket by the end of the season, I cannot see us winning there at all

Hoskins is a fucking moron.

That may be true, but the new guy is worse and he's corrupt

too much ass

Is he Fifa tier yet?

He's Jacob Zuma and Schabir Shaik tier,
If you don't know who they are, go have a little squizz on Wikipedia, literally as corrupt as they get

>Zulus in charge of creating names

I swear they are on par with mashing the keyboard when creating a save file name.

I really despise Commies, so hes on the top of people not to care for. When will SA realize that communism is not cool, and that Mandela was a moron for implementing it.

South Africa will keep deteriorating until it is simply another African country, you cannot change these people. Take a look at what the "leaders of tomorrow" are doing here, they honestly believe that it's sustainable for them to have tertiary education for free, and their methods for protest is just savage and barbaric, it's like they're terrorists

We are seriously burning down to the ground here

>co-captains

fucking lel.

That is rather depressing, America is currently playing into the same hand as your country is as well with the whole BLM. It is incredibly notable on our University's campus too. People are being charged with hearsay left and right. I would call it McCarthyism, but McCarthy had the tendency to be correct. We lost a wonderful chancellor and other heads in our system because some kid was allegedly called a name off of campus. He claimed he was constantly living in an oppressive world, when his father was making 6 solid figures, and is probably worth more.

outkickthecoverage.com/is-the-entire-mizzou-protest-based-on-lies-111115

I am upset about the current environment in our campus's politics, so sorry for the rant. I really enjoy watching the boks play though, so I just wish better for the team.

gas Cred Forums immigrants

gas reddit cucks

It's the best new meme of the 2016/17 season lad

gas rude posters

Just wiped my arse and saw the biggest red streak in my life. Thinking this is the end, time to say goodbye

Reddit is literally more welcome on Cred Forums than Cred Forums because redditors are more likely to be normie than Cred Forumstards

off yourself

Fuck off with this reddit shit, just dont act like a bitch ffs.

Strange, no Ulster lineup given I that pic

The red streak is the 2017 British Lions

quite glad ireland is behind the boks decline

reminder we are behind the international anti-apartheid movement

those bastards had it coming

God bless you lot

God bless us all

thanks my dude

EANF Man here, what have you done today to rid the world of name faggots?

Clearly didn't read the caption son

I have maintained a unique and consistent personality while posting under the name "Anonymous".

now one cares

antipodean /rug/ is so shit

Are glasgow the most forced meme in the history of /rug/? At least standing up for the ulstermen had something behind it, but this Glasgow nonsense is just ridiculous.

>Actually taking the time to do this

Thanks for confirming Glasgow as /rug/'s team

nah, its a Scottish dominant team, and itll always be Scotland's year, regardless of the year. So it really isnt that forced.

>irelel

nah leinster will always be the most dominant team

no team can compare with their academy

Literally who

I believe you're missing the point here.

/rug/ always has hope that Scotland does well in 6N, or at least be more competitive than usual. So it's only fair that /rug/ continues the blind hopes of another Scottish side to do well.

Terrible chat ITT

kiwis are literally the worst posters in /rug/

Only Rwc winners are allowed here

Irish independance was a mistake. At least when you were british you could hide behind a flag that has achievements.

i think you need to calm down friend

humourous since the only achievement and the entirety of your national identity you were beaten by irish soldiers and we really don't give a fuck about it

that's how pathetic and frankly shite you are, though you lads being shite and us being class is just par of the course

hilarious in its own way

Calm down my British friend

i am completely calm

maybe you should relax tbf

When an irish person posts "tbf" is it "to be fair", "to be frank" or "to be fiddle-dee-dee"?

I am fine. I just think you're not exhibiting the British level of composure expected of us.

it's you are literally a yank if you think it's "to be fiddle-dee-dee"?
desu

Which Aussies obvo are

kek kek you lads are renowned on Cred Forums for being the least able to handle the banter and the most autistic

Don't fi-diddle-fee yourself Padraig

Holy fuck can anyone understand this post? It's actually true what they say about the Irish being drunk 24/7.

Saved to my Irish banter folder lads.

>Being so hostile to a fellow Brit

Bad potato harvest me matey?

>>yank

its a little funny how you pretend to be a different people

nah the current potato harvest is quite good desu

>Seething

Need another bail out btw?

>yfw Angus Gardner is a sculpted AUSgod compared to a professional sportsman from the British Isles

continue to bail out the banks owned by your own government tbf

your own captain is an irishman desu however shite in reality he is

Our captain is from the United Arab Emirates lad.

Went to school at Brisbane Grammar School and then University of Queensland.

Don't know what you're talking about to be fiddle-dee-dee with you.

Just watched the female remake of ghost busters

4/10 would not recommend to anyone

Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.

>Mah vagina!

It felt like they spent all their money on special effects and actors with nothing left over for a decent script.

Ironically the only well written characters where the receptionist and bad guy who are both men

Blindside mostly but every once in a while they'll need me to hook
I'm playing for my university team

which Uni?

University at Buffalo
pls no bully this is our third season at D1a

Its cool, Mizzou is a D1AA level, wish I could play, school is keeping me incredibly busy though. Shoulder is a bit fucked too lol.

Terrible review.

Just stop posting because you have know idea.

>your opinion is wrong

kys namefag

>two Yankee Doodles turning this thread in to a dandy

Allow me to be the first to formally request that you Please watch our sport

that was pretty good, i liked that ty

It was OK. I'd give it a 6/10.
I certainly didn't pay for the privilege.

School makes it so hard to play. Engineering consumes all my free time

iktfb, im a MechE and working on receiving my minor in Physics. I just want to sleep ffs at this point, I have a thermo midterm tomorrow. And then I need to prepare for CompMethods and Stats4710 next week.

How have midterms been for you?

No one likes rugby league
Keep your aussie boogan trash to yourself

I'm a mech too, have physics 2 midterm this week and then statics next week and thermo somewhere in between. Life is suffering

are you working on curvilinear kinematics in Physics 2? Statics is a breeze, put more focus on Physics and Thermo.

Do you have access to Chegg and/or past class files?

I have Chegg and right now I'm being tested mostly on gauss' law. For us, physics 2 is electricity and magnetism

shit, I was thinking P1. So are you on fields and basic circuit theory then?

Watch your language young man. I'm an english and drama teacher who regularly teaches film analysis and I would instantly give you a not achieved.

Fields and flux and such, no circuitry yet, just the basics.

To get back on topic, what other schools do you play against?

Heart of America Conference, so the likes of Arkansas, Nebraska, and such.

Sorry to leave you hanging, but I need sleep, night dude.

Log out of Cred Forums mum im talking to my friends

Gotcha, night brother

I've given /rug/ a hard time this year, but I will be the bigger man and congratulate you on finally choosing a girl for your OP that isn't shit tier.

Baby steps.

God you're an insufferable faggot. Fuck off.

>dyed hair
>fake tan
>disrespect for a jersey (albeit an irish one) in the name of '''fashion'''
>generally looks like a slag
>not shit tier

I agree it's a step up from being obsessed with Nina but you really shouldn't offer praise for such a miniscule improvement tbf

/cric/ is up lads.

Reminder that Abigail Brown is the one true rugfu.

>/rug/ gets top stories all week full of basic normie bitches getting triggered by rugbys continued existence as problematic male entertainment that is completely responsible for some 17 year old polynesian with a troublesome family background beating up 2 men AND TWO WOMEN (#ITS2016IMEANCOMEON)
>dispite desperate attempts to get something noticed, anything at all in the midst of this utter rugby dominance, /cric/ can only muster just one story just before the game starts
>it's about their captain getting a little too acquainted with poo in loo culture and being unable to play

Pretty pathetic tbf
Embarrassed for the sport of cricket if I'm entirely honest with you

who the fuck are you quoting? What the fuck are you talking about? fuck off you cric faggot.

Is that what you said in cardiff 2007?

Let's get this bad boy to 500 lads

How many Viaduct sluts will Peter Breen slam in Providor tomorrow night?

I think you mean Shakers in Whangarei.

Shit, that I do.

Who here is going to watch Naz get fucked up in the boxing?

who's naz and when's it on

The Parker fight this weekend
Naz is that chick from the bachelor that everyone hates and was in the media for 2 weeks or so after it finished for some reason

She isn't fighting Parker obviously she is an undercard fight

Parker will lose 2bh

He's overrated

Yeah I don't really watch reality TV or anything.
I'll watch Parker fight if i can find a nice illegal stream though. Sky charges $50 for those fights, I don't know who the fuck would pay that.

Dean Lonergan is going to kick your ass

$40 for this one

I didn't watch the bachelor but I heard people wanking on about her on the gym radio

Honestly, that shield match on Wed was one of the best matches I've seen all year.

Eliminate all name faggots

Pooden is going to France lads

Makes sense that turncoat would turn on his country too

What a traitor

He's not required.

Frankly all of the kiwis in europe are killing the development of their homegrown players and reducing opportunity.

GOOD post

Hopefully Kieran Reed follows Franks and Pooden.

I agree
He won't though which is tragic

Your name is not required

Read is an inferior cj stander

500th for /nrl/

Are you trying to silence me?

Great post.

Born in Argentina, to Italian parents, who had moved from Italy to work for an Italian airline company's argie office, and spoke Italian at home.

That's cool, didn't know that!

So what's draws you into rugby? Does Finland a have national team?

I used to live in France, got the spark from there. Finland has a national team, not really highranked though. The womens' 7s team beat Portugal last week, which is quite something as the ranking difference is huge. Men's 15s team play in European nations' Conference 2, which is the 5th level of eurorugby.

Ahh, that makes more sense now, did you move because of a job?

And good for Finland. 7s tends to be a weird sport at times because some of the lesser 15s teams do really well in 7s for no apparent reason.

because it's a meme sport. Those minor teams give everything they can and the top tier teams send their castoffs.

NRL is up lads :)

someone make a new thread, my ankle is injured so i can't do it

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