I am the ghost of Johan Cruyff WoooooOOOOoooOOOO I will forever be stuck in limbo unless the mods give me my sticky...

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
I'LL FUCKING SUE
I'LL FUCKING SUE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Even the 7-1 was a World Cup deciding moment for the victor
>Cruyff took part on literally 0 (zero) occasions like that, on the victor part

He already got his sticky...about a month after he died.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If a semi-final counts like you said then he did

>semi-finals are titles for the dutch
>0 (zero) WCs
Irrelevant player.

I demand a sticky on behalf of my client (pic related).
He has demonstrated his merits by being the most expensive player on the planet, while simultaneously driving shirt sales worldwide. In todays bullish dab market he is the player who can satisfy customer needs the best, thus most deserving a sticky on Cred Forums.

>t. Raiola

No they're not
You said 7-1 was a world cup deciding moment

wait, Cruyff is dead?

yeah if only we had a sticky to spread awareness

>0 (zero) World Cups
How can a country be so shit? I'm gutted an useless nigger like Cruff (what the fuck is this nugga name) didn't die sooner. Like, at the age of 6 or something.

You should be glad mods didn't range ban your useless country for making City threads.

fck

Will Le Cut Inside Man die in our lifetimes Cred Forums?

Alright m8
Enjoy life in your favela

I don't even want to think about it

Probably
But first he will win several trebles as a manager
Teaching all his players how to cut inside

I don't live in Neverlands, sorry titleless negro.

Why are you so angry my jungle dwelling friend?

>Brazil
>Literally a country made by white people for slaves
>White people leave
>Slaves call themselves Brazilian

>neverlands
>white
>zero titles

At least football isn't the only reason why our country is relevant.
Without football you're just a bigger version of Bolivia.

literally who???????

where does 1 get a bottle of Cruyff lemonade/iced tea?

Without weed you are nothing.
Which is funny because you are nothing already.
>0 (zero) World Cups

why else is your swamp relevant??

>irrelevant player
>he reinvented football
>moderm teams play as he dreamed/said/did
>irrelevant player

>Windmills
>Inventors of the submarine
>Inventors of world trade
>Best flood control in the world
>Actual freedom
>Rich history

>The shitpit of Europe tries to meddle into a conversation

are you even trying to say Netherland's history is more relevant than Spain's history?
tell me about when the netherland was the biggest Empire, please, i didnt went to school that day.

or you could tell us when your country discovered an entire continent.

Or when Netherlands invaded Spain, as Spain did to Netherlands.

When did I say that

>having a hdi lower than poo in loos little brother