/epl/

>ABC media

typical

COYS!

>PPSBs

>But Basel will still win
They've not been in great form recently. Drew at home to Ludo, just barely got past Zug in the cup, needed a last minute goal to beat Lausanne, just about beat St Gallen with some questionable refereeing decisions. I mean 3/4 of those matches were still wins, and they've got a perfect record in the league, but still far from convincing recently.

>de gay

nonce

Meme magic comes out against English teams

I mean it would be hilarious, and they do have the ultimate FM meme in their team now.

>post yfw southampton gets rekt by beer sheva

Who's playing in place of KDB? gundam? new system?

yaya puree

...

good morning lads

>15:19:53
>morning

>ever
>good

He's done.

Good afternoon.

>Although not playing for psg is a service to the Parisian community in itself
but aurier is good

for 'slapping' a cop during an id check

cute!

cute

*raises paw*

>this Mega Monday

>inb4 5-5 thriller

negredo lads

This might be the worst FF team I've ever seen

is Walcott registered as a mid or fwd?

>Eric Dier, Moussa Dembele, Danny Rose and Harry Kane will not be included in the travelling squad to Moscow.
>Moussa Sissoko is also ruled out after suffering concussion in the win over Middlesbrough.

>65 points with one player left to play
>bad

chin up, chav.

>chav

m8 wot?

-------------Aguero-----------
--Sterling--Silva--Nolito--

They'll barely miss him

why bulliing kante after 1 bad match? wasn't you britts who were sucking his cock those last 40 matches he played?

>people actually rate kdb
wew

>the homersexual

>unironically rating silva

4231 will never happen under pep though, goes against the principles of his style

Part of our culture involves building someone up and then taking pleasure in knocking them back down

Who, Schar?

what happened

balanta

Imagine not rating Shanta

ROLAND

Wanyama Alli
Lamella Eriksen Son
Janssen
?

fuccboi

...

I guess
Who will cover for Rose?

can't believe how he made a twitter account about his football antics
absolute twat

He's at Hoffenheim.

Got it.

Does he actually seem like a top-tier talent?

Davies I'm sure

These injuries would have been so much worse last season I'm not overly worried now

He's been alright, but he occasionally just does something retarded. If he can cut that out, he'll be alright.

Bit sad, innit.

Remember when west ham fans kicked the black guy off the train

Remember to delete all old tweets before playing Liverpool

So no? I basically meant will he ever play for Barca or Halal like FM would have you believe

No, I doubt he'll ever reach that level. Maybe like Leverkusen tier.

Remember when they taunted spurs for having a jew owner

hummm those were chelsea fans hun

>lester are southern
>west brom are northern
hmmm

if anything villa being in the southern group whilst wolves and west brom are in the north group makes less sense

Just come up with a new meme:

>Farcelona

Don't get it

bARSElona

get it?

Like Barcelona miked with "farce"

You have permission to use it

4-2-3-1 is the most boring formation in existence, so it's right up pep's alley

Barcelona as a city is so superior to Madrid

And obviously football wise too.

Catalan independence when lads

don't know the positioning of the b'ham clubs but leicester looks a bit more north

Someone finally signed him? Hope he actually comes good.

>spuds getting shouty after beating some literal whos

also Pep has played 4-2-3-1 against United and Swansea already, the rest of his league games he's played 4-5-1

elite opinion

No, no just don't see it m8. What does the F stand for again?

faggotry

Where?

Remember when Palace drew with Liverpool

Online

Who was that French West Ham player who dropkicked that fan

No. Describe in detail the events preceeding, including and following that match

As an elite human being, I just assumed that you all knew my opinions were naturally elite too. But thanks France.

Can I see some examples?

Remember when Jérémie Aliadière played for Arsenal

Dammit posted in wrong thread. We go again! xD

Liverpool traveled to Crystal Palace, the match ended in a draw and it had no bearing on anything.

Cantona

>Cantona played for West Ham

Are you thick? Fucking prick.

Top fucking kek

you can retweet your own tweets now? what type of advanced retard thought that was a good idea?

Google.com

Eric* Cantona

di canio

I plan to visit Barcelona next summer.
>Catalan independence when lads
When we take up arms.

Not only that, but he has two accounts. One is his personal one and the other (shantastats) is an opta-esque account posting facts and pics about him, also run by him

>no bearing on anything

Please, my sides have still yet to return

You're only as elite as your last post desu.

There is literally no point to landlocked spanish cities

Based shanta

Your year la

yes mate Barcelona is top

>Millie is a Liverpool fan

ABLs forever btfo

something's not quite right here

Maybe when your players grow a set of balls and stop playing for Spain

Valencia plays for Man Utd

Can't even imagine how embarrassed and at the same time annoyed I would've been if I had to affiliate with someone like that. I mean he probably has the potential to maybe one day play for an OK Danish side in the Superliga. Maybe.

horrible thread

Burnley 0 - 0 Watford

book it
put your mortgage on it

>I had dropped more or less by chance into the only community of any size in Western Europe where political consciousness and disbelief in capitalism were more normal than their opposites. Up here in Aragon one was among tens of thousands of people, mainly though not entirely of working-class origin, all living at the same level and mingling on terms of equality. In theory it was perfect equality, and even in practice it was not far from it. There is a sense in which it would be true to say that one was experiencing a foretaste of Socialism, by which I mean that the prevailing mental atmosphere was that of Socialism. Many of the normal motives of civilized life—snobbishness, money-grubbing, fear of the boss, etc.—had simply ceased to exist. The ordinary class-division of society had disappeared to an extent that is almost unthinkable in the money-tainted air of England; there was no one there except the peasants and ourselves, and no one owned anyone else as his master.
;_; goddamit I wish I'd been around for Revolutionary Catalonia

first time going to Barcelona la?

>not rating Mazzari's Watford
>not rating Etienne "I fucking score when I want" Capoue

was literally reading about this picture yesterday

weird :s

Always wondered what his teammates think of him. Granted I can't imagine they're too fond considering they're never in any of his fucking weird pictures.

Klopp is going to be on MNF lads.

Good lad.

Ye boi.

Same, bruv. Although it'd probably still hide somewhere. But damn if it doesn't sound nice. Have you seen Living Utopia?

And yes, first time. Although it would probably by with a friend who's been there thrice.

BREAKING
Klopp is a paedophile
BREAKING
nonce

pool should rename the kop the spion klopp desu

or the jurgen kop

His mam and dad on the sidelines filming for his youtube compilations lmao

twitter.com/ShantaRonaldo/status/764234449647177728

kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=165716&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&sid=1ec341c855f51c68106cbda1d997ce56

this

Finally, people actually see logical reason!

THE FUCKING CRINGE IT'S TOO MUCH

I have no opinion on West Ham as a club, but holy fuck am I happy their tory nonce owners are crashing and burning. I loved Upton Park too, it was such a cool ground.

Well what did they expect moving to an Olympic size stadium to play football?
Those empty seats are in every ground, corporate season tickets count towards full attendance even though there are thousands of empty seats every single game.
Just look at the Etihad.

everyone takes the piss out of West Ham fans, and justly so. But they're in a horrifying situation at the moment, where their whole identity is being gentrified to the point where the club they turn up to support at the "London Stadium" is not really the same as the club at Upton Park last year. Must be weird seeing your club being eroded before your very eyes.

you vs the man she tells you not to worry about

haha tears

Our boy

It annoys me that every club in the country counts season tickets sold as part of the attendance even if the holder doesn't turn up, because I know for a fact that they have to provide the police with the actual attendance figure.

Well, maybe annoys is a bit strong. It's a thing though.

WHU truly are the New Arsenal

I wonder if they'll finish fourth this year

twitter.com/MarkHarrison23/status/780123068446408704

twitter.com/MancAK7/status/780401981907210240

this is what dabbing in extreme amounts does to a man

theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/25/fifa-anti-racism-task-force-russia-2018-world-cup?CMP=share_btn_tw

kek

Wait wait wait, is he a child rapist?

What really grates me is cnuts filming the match on their phones at the ground.

Wew.

Tbf I haven't been racially abused since 2013 so they must have eliminated it.

Rashford looks like he absolutely hates him

HMMMMMMMMM

Wew, dabbing really has gone too far.

That's not much of an issue at Huddersfield desu.

Can't actually think of anything people in the crowd that's too annoying. Old men complaining now when we hit a long ball instead of passing it out from the back makes me laugh though.

Post in my thread and ill send you a fiver each

>when you spot some /epl/ and /trans/ lads in other threads

You could have just posted it in this thread.
Why do people do this?

>My name is Jesse Lingard, I had two good games in a row and thought I was world class HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what carvery is this?

Only LMA Manager 2007 niggas will get this

youtube.com/watch?v=oRO98ppdxVM

you can't really trust anyone who looks like *that* to be bearable to be around

>mfw a lad who literally couldn't get a game for Birmingham, a lad whose primary attribute is bending his elbow and bowing, a lad who is thoroughly average in every aspect of his being jokingly references my status as the world's costliest player

>be a commie
>watch football

ERRORS

This is the future we chose

...

Makes me wanna listen to some Aphex Twin now.

youtube.com/watch?v=AAkFBQ6sIcc

...

>tfw you get a kfc delivered to the door by deliveroo

feels so good lads

>tfw i used to love EPL and bantering all day with my spee bros
>tfw get relegated
>all the banter isnt relevent to me anymore
>nobody talks about my team
>united customers everywhere
>threads arent the same
>all this talk about pep and klopp while i have to go to see teams managed by alan stubbs infront of 5k fans

WAKE ME UP FROM THIS EFL NIGHTMARE LADS

Mmmm.

youtube.com/watch?v=qtGeeLhF_cI

>not frying chicken yourself

kek why though

>not rating the New York Stadium

the chicken ive made in the past couldn't compare at all to the chicken kfc makes desu

3bh that's not really chicken KFC make.
Just sludge, saltglue and water.

delicious fried sludge then

How do i find out which pokemen to power up

>not getting the junior spesh

*put every spice possible*
ahh yes, kfc chicken

Enjoyou're chicken.

M8 there;s an entire board dedicated to pokemong.

>eating KFC

Seriously might just go to bed.

>match with a bunch of people on tinder
>no one ever says hi or answers if i say hello

Whats even the point of this application? Literally everyone on there are stuck up bitches. Why would you like me if you don't want to talk to me. It's like waving at someone in a bar and then just leave.

2bh the only time I've had KFC was in London. Couldn't really compare to a good ol' Backhendl. Different strokes, innit.

Madman.

*swipes left*

hope you got a cheeky nandos in london la

don't know if you have nandos in austria, we only have like 2 in the whole of Ireland

>sorry we don't currently service [your postcode]

heartbreaking

or heart saving

any girl that's a 6/10 or more gets almost every guy swiping right on her, she probably has matches in the thousands (or whatever the max is)

so they're expecting the guy to make the conversation

...

Don't you think that all women are boring sluts anyway.

Really? I'd have though Ireland was a prime nandos area.

both mate, both, they just started delivering to me this week, my willpower isn't strong enough to resist all this new fast food direct to my door

Libcuck

If you're that desperate just phone the taxi place and ask them to bring you some food.

Kek, well they're not exactly proving me wrong. Tbf to myself I was on a massive rant that entire day and completely lost perspective.

nandos is shite

Yeah it's pretty surprising desu

Based Canada with another awful post.

I'll be honest, if I was forced to make an assumption about people of any gender who use tinder I'd say they're probably all twats. Or at least like 90% desu.

>>no one ever says hi or answers if i say hello

This made me kinda sad. I bet you're a good and friendly human being IRL.

i think it's one of the better fast food joints desu

lol when I was there with my school mates in 2009 a few of them got a cheeky nandos. However, I'm not sure of the meme existed back then and it's highly unlikely that if it existed they were aware of it. Anyway, it somehow became an in-joke to say "nandos".

does this actually work?

>or answers if i say hello

So they want me to just talk to myself or what?

lmao no, the taxi people will just laugh at you

Didn't see that, just ignore them m8 they're not worth it

Evening lads.

>using tinder
ah yes, dating and relationships through a screen

nothing can top kebabs, mcdonalds (yes sir) and subway
not into fast foods in the first place tbH and that fried chicken shite is too greasy

Haha what.

alright m8

how's the coaching badges coming on

Has he even played for Dortmund again since his return? Haven't heard a word about him since he signed.

...

>Has he even played for Dortmund again since his return
Yeah, scored in the CL and played a few times in the league. He's been alright.

played 4 games, scored a goal in the CL. apparently he's been decent

He gets jeered and whistled anytime he touches the ball by Dortmund fans.

Working one day at a time , thank you.Still 21 so a long way to go.

The important issue here is why is that keeper dressed like a Christmas elf.

Tried to eat McDonalds in Paris (the one on the Champs Elysees) and got harassed by gypsies desu.

Lmao, never paid attention to that.

>rio2016preparation.webm

>2 more years
Hope I dont off myself by then

Huh, good on him. Still unbelievable how much his move backfired eventually, especially considering it feels like nearly no one ever really flops at Bayern.

Why though, he's admitted defeat and come back home with his tail between his legs. The last thing he needs is his own fans hating on him.

From what I've seen he's been decent. Glad for him 2bh.

lel

McDonalds cheeseburgers at 4am in Berlin while waiting for the metro to start again. That's living.

...

should've come to ladess or restaurant bodrum in the XVII. Best kebabs in the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=DOw62EREnCg

late night McDonalds gotta be accompanied with Burial

Most of them have forgiven him. He gave his home debut against Freiburg, and there were some chants directed against him, and then some people whistling to drown out those chants.

>tfw occasionally ill wake up in the middle of the night craving a cheeseburger and walk to the 24h mcdonalds for one

only 5 mins away walking, its facking heaven

>McDonalds cheeseburgers at 4am in Berlin while waiting for the metro to start again
>tfw

will try one of em next time I'm there la. Normally when I'm in Paris I just drop into random places close to whatever hostel I'm at, don't check Yelp or whatever, so it often ends in mixed results

>tfw a feeling unites the world

you have to say something more interesting than hello buddy

so happy we didn't sign this wasteman

He's been pretty good though. Not necessarily great, but he's also still not in his best shape.

>we

Go on then, I'm listening

Hate people who leave massive loops that scuff along the ground when they tie their laces.

this is bad

The city of Liverpool has produced more premier league players than any other place

Very common amongst our cursed race of ugly, unfashionable men unfortunately.

>buenos aires
>madrid

How the fuck do you even notice the laces on someones shoes when he's wearing a fucking electronic cable as a belt while wielding a gigantic sword? It's not like the laces is the first thing this guy needs to sort out.

>results of Harry Kanes scan much much much better than expected
Haha, top goal scorer is back on! COYS!!

well yeah it's usually the poverty stricken shitholes that produce the best footballers

how long is he out for?

why is London split into boroughs?

The laces thing is a more prevalent problem in society than giant katanas and electronic cable belts

guy looks alpha as fuck besides the laces, the laces make him look like a nerd

>It's a Norwich get relegated and come straight back up episode

getting REAL fucking tired of it lads

Thats only because whoever made this purposely split London into a bunch of areas instead of counting it as a city.

because it's a big too big innit

Hasn't been said, I think originally it was anywhere from 2 to 10 weeks, so I guess it's more likely in the 2-4 weeks range. Maybe he wont miss much with the international break coming up and all

>Tammy Abraham, on loan from Chelsea has scored 10 in his first 12 appearances for Bristol City (18 Years Old).
Future GOAT.

>it's a burnley and hull get relegated and come straight back up episode

>it will be followed by a "Norwich don't buy any strikers in the summer and immediately get relegated again" episode

This, the katana with the cable create a nice cyberpunk feel, like something you could get from a late 80s comic, but the laces ruin it.

>implying he will ever get near the chelsea first team

>tammy

problem?

>chelsea loan army

you mean future never-makes-a-first-team-appearance-and-gets-released-after-6-years-because-the-manager-wants-to-buy-two-30m-strikers-every-summer

I wonder which club he will win the CL for.

>Chelsea youth actually acheiving things

Not to Cred Forums out up in this bitch, but what happened to white players? Nearly every young player in England is dark or black.

Serious question by the way, if you're here for BLACKED memes or racist acclaims please leave.

it's pretty much confirmed at this stage that stock piling yoof is a waste of time

twitter.com/Dan_KP/status/780447571378577409
>Poch on Kane: "We received the information about the scan. It's much, much, much better than we expected. It's very positive."

ffs i wanted him to be out until christmas

Blacks have always excelled in youth systems, they out bully/out run every other player. In top leagues they can't do that, English teams are falling for a meme pumping their youth full of blacks. Look at Barca and Madrid's youth sides, it's not nignog central.

Being positive means they need him and will rush him, risking a more serious injury.

boss almost caught me watching this, ffs

Stones, Kane, and JWP are pretty good

>not hiding images while lurking from job

Barca have a decent amount of black players in their academy from the Samuel Etoo foundation. Or at least used to before the FIFA investigation. Real Madrid don't have black players in general because Florentino think blacks don't fit the Galactico brand.

there's not a lot of blacks in spain though

blacks are from a proletarian upbringing for the most and since they are predestined to end up as proletarians they try to make it out by playing football

>Real Madrid don't have black players in general because Florentino think blacks don't fit the Galactico brand.

until he signs Martial in a few years

No, they usually come back later at spurs to make sure they're match fit

Yeah Spain is weirdly, Russia tier racist. There's monkey chants and banana throwing almost every other Liga matchday, and no one seems to really acknowledge it or care till it's a Barca or Madrid player.

poll-maker.com/poll825503x10764C11-33

>until he signs Martial in a few years
According to Cred Forums Martial is shit. Therefore Martial is shit

>Real Madrid don't have black players in general because Florentino think blacks don't fit the Galactico brand.
Youth players don't fit Florentino's galactico brand, hence he doesn't give a shit about it. It's on other hands and oddly they decided not to pump it full of black players. Barca having some token blacks because of Eto doesn't change things either. Their most notable black youth prospect in years was Traore, the DEFINTION of a physcial baby.

Martial is one of my favorite players, but unfortunately he's pretty shit at the moment.

Potchettino makes my blood boil

...

not just restricted to football
Spanish F1 fans being racist against Lewis Hamilton

He's sexy alright, good taste

Member depay?

Martial has been shite since the start of the season. His game against Italy was quite impressive though

That Inaki guy from Bilbao is good. but yeah spain is still quite racist. same for italy to some extent tbH

blood boiling isnt a compliment

>Hamilton family
>not having one of them pretend to have cerebral palsy
At least do it right, if you're going to do something like that.

wtf i hate spain now!

How will we know if he's the real one?

he's a fraud

>get 60-70ish points like spurs always do
>third in a two horse race
>pundits and journos declare Poch has put an end to spursy spurs

But he really gets you worked up, gets those juices flowing, right?

wtf I haven't hated Spain this much since 2010!

tell me about racism in italy, is it true northerners look down on the south people who are a bit darker(pic related)

see if he breaks into song or not
youtube.com/watch?v=TNRMoYeO-_Y

>Two horse raxey
Come on man, we've schooled you on this before don't be so stupid.

>Matze Knop

it's just banter la

DO NOT CHAT TO ME

remember when henry winter questioned if john terry calling anton ferdinand a black cunt was actually racist

great times

Marcos Senna was fantastic too. And yeah you're right about Italy. Probably down to both of them being ruled by literal fascists for significant periods in their recent history.

Is Martial rated higher than Coman in France?

The Northerners looking down on Southerners thing is more classism than racism.

it's objectively true, just because you were never top doesn't mean you weren't in the race

spurs dropped points at crucial times and ultimately bottled their title challenge

Jay?

Then what is classified as racism in italy?Against arabs & blacks?

>is it true northerners look down on the south people
We do, but what south actually means is not clear.

They dropped the points before sky ever started the title race, they never closed the gap from then because Leicester didn't lose

You're twisting my melon, man

>tfw there aren't any enjoyable CL matches this week

yeah

don't really know much about it but there is some kind of rivalry between southern and northern italy. Mainly because of stereotypes.
the situation with blacks is a bit different though. they got it rough there

Coman is known for being a pace babby while the consensus on Martial is that he's very good. In my opinion martial is also better than Coman, who's quite good but clearly lacks the football intellect (he's not Sadio Mané tier either, he's actually quite creative). On the other end Martial is literally being ruined by Mou, playing him on the wing while you just see that he's a pure 9, à la Henry

ITS KLOPPING TIME

DAD NO

>they got it rough there
They got it a lot better than basically any other immigrant group.

>he's not Sadio Mané tier either, he's actually quite creative

>draw with west brom at home and lose to chelsea in your last 4 games letting leicester completely off the hook

should bamford just kill himself?

...

burnley and watford

what a monday game... wow

>michael kightly

extremely bad post

>4-5-1
>against watford
Fucking hell.

george boyd has literally made a career out of being able to run around lots in periods of 90 minutes

I think Martial can work quite well as a wide forward a la Neymar but he's wasted as an outright winger. Agreed re Coman/Martial, but a lot of people seem to rate Coman higher.

being creative is different than scoring goals
when I look at Mané playing I see literally no intelligence or anything. he's just good at short term football if you get me

youtube.com/watch?v=ILGrNzloMSU

No they let him on the train.

>questioned if john terry calling anton ferdinand a black cunt was actually racist
if you get angry with a fat person and call him a 'fat piece of shit' does this mean you hate all fat people for being fat?
if you call a ginger a 'red haired cunt faggot' does it mean you hate all red haired people for their hair colour?
if you call a manlet a 'useless retarded midget' do you hate all manlets for their lack of height?

same goes for calling a black person a 'black cunt' or whatever, you are simply using whatever physical atribute they have and attaching some insults to it to make it personal, not racist at all

>we literally cannot be arsed to do anything with russia so let's disband
lel

Atleti-Bayern

Bvb- R.madrid

>It' a SkySports deepthroats Klopp episode
Nah, pham

I wish I had as much charisma as Klopp ;__;

This is actually quite interesting hearing Klopp talk about the specifics of defending corners desu

séville - lyon
dortmund - real
monaco - bayern leverkusen
Atletico - bayern
gladbach - barcelona

anyone got an acestream for MNF?

could only find one shitty stream

Why dont teams put players on the posts for corners anymore lads?

this is the only decent stream I could find
navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2147

Mané's problem is that nobody understands the inner machinations of his mind

not even he

but every so often greatness comes out of his feet

>moving a game from saturday to monday

despicable

Imagine actually paying for Sky Sports or BT

What the fuck is Klopp waffling on about.

I got BT Sport free for 6 months through EE

Thoroughly dissapointed desu

LE HEAVY METAL FOOTBALHHH XD

We get BT sport free with our Virgin Media package

DUDE COUNTERPRESSING AND CHOKING IN CUP FINALS LMAO

It was a lot better before this season when they had the 12.30 kick off, the pre-match show Fletch & Sav had some decent banter.

If Klopp is heavy metal then Pep is djent

>ABLs

He's saying if you have a smaller team than the opponent you need to find new ways to defend set pieces. He has Wijnaldum blocking runners

no one mentioned leicester mate

> savage has decent banter

Lmao you fucking loser, bet you was bullied in school you twat

we're not talking about Leicester you paddy dipshit

IT'S DYCHE TIME LADS

Mad

Im sure it'll get better when the CL gets rolling, but theres fuck all else otherwise

What the fuck does Leicester have to do with this?

So Andre Gray is banned for racist tweets he made 4 years ago. I robbed Pokemon cards as a kid. Would I be banned too if I became a professional footballer?

...

It was better than anything like Soccer AM.

Only in the cUKc things like this happen

Only if you beat Liverpool

how many goals will burnley win by tonight?

surely a master tactician such as dyche should easily annihilate them

this is the worst MNF is a long time

Klopp is so BORING

Pep is Stochasticism

>if I became a professional footballer
>if
ayyy lmao
enjoy those pokimon cards la

is stealing pokemon cards as a kid against FA rules?

>cUKc
wordplay to bring tears to one's eyes. Neruda, Bolano... they have nothing on you m8.

Maybe someone less intelligent like Robbie Savage would be more up your street

The prospect of Burnley v Watford is so engrossing that Sky decide to ask Klopp about his life story.

Pep is the Jan Dismas Zelenka of football

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>he's not dull he's just a misunderstood and unappreciated genius

ah yes, this argument

No and dated offenses shouldn't be either.

>Klop
Heavy Metal

>Wenger
Classical

>Pep
College rock

>Mou
Wave

>Conte
80s pop

What warrants this match being televised?

Well sadly being racist on social media is against FA rules, so he gets banned for it

inb4 "b-but he apologised"

Conte is Dubstep. An unorganized mess.

which manager is grime?

>talking about football
>boring

Do one then

pardew

>he doesn't rate dubstep

>Pards
Kpop

Ranieri is opera

He's just complaining because he hates everything LFC related

Pulis is white-noise

Koeman

I'm just imagining the average football fan trying to follow what Klopp is saying

>Klopp
Metal

>Wenger
Post-Rock because it's always the same shite

>Pep
Baroque aka the best thing to ever exist

>Mou
that Alec Empire vs Merzbow album

>Conte
60s french chanson. soothing and nostalgic because it's clearly football from another era

ah yes, I know what these genres of music represent and sound like. absolutely, yes

I thought the Irish had good taste. Especially more than Norn Iron.

pulis is drone

>Moyes
Circus theme

>a club that hasn't been the best in the country for over a quarter of a century can have an "Anyone But" following

hmm don't think so

wew lads, is it just me or does Rolando have really small hands?

>Moyes
The Smiths

who is vaporwave

>Baroque aka the best thing to ever exist
Trying too hard to seem intellectual. Baroque is dull compared to everything afterwards.

the smiths is not a genre

kill yourself

Pochettino?

Wait. Is Klopp actually openly discussing his team's tactics on live television?

fuck off you dull marijuana smoking intellectual deserts

>Baroque is dull
jog on

Who watching the game tonight?

I was look for a job and then I found a job

just realised there are never any asian managers in english football

wtf barclays???

>Dyche
Oi! punk

I stand by my answer

will Burnley v Watford be a good match lads? its on tv in 25 minutes

you think the Swansea squad are tuning in to pick up tips m8?

Respect bro....mad respect..

Klopp is borderline incoherent

no

me

got Z Nation downloaded in case it doesn't live up to the hype

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di matteo looks vaguely eastern

I find his accent charming. Unlike Carragher's.

I have no idea what Klopp is saying, but he sounds like he knows what he's talking about

Common for borderline personalities

he seems to be trying to talk about 5 different things at the same time.

it's cute! :3

I bet that's what the player's are like in the dressing room. Just nodding their head with a smile.

Looking forward more to the debate tonight desu. What snacks should I stock up on?

>"L-Liverpool are irrelevant, la"
>Has an entire folder of LFC related pics and spends his free time posting about LFC

Burnley's ground is so shit

Fucking daytripper.

mou is emo
pardew is anthony fantano's favourite album at the time
poch is deathgrind
arry redknapp is the same beatles track stuck on repeat
howe is blue-eyed soul

>Burnley v Watford
>""""""""""""""""""""Super"""""""""""""""""""" Sunday

>blah blah blah or somezing like zhis or whatever

very insightful stuff

""""""""Super"""""""" """"""""Sunday""""""""

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>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""debate""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>all these ABLs

Fuck off back to Brit you yank

Proper dubstep is top, lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=UnQY3swM4tA

I think it's better with a single pair of "

Klopp is saying his team plays total football like it's something new.

fuck pardner politics and fuck you

pictured: best midfielder in the prem

>proper dubstep

>Wait. Is Klopp actually openly discussing his team's tactics on live television?

You do realise PL clubs have highly qualified analysts right? Telling opponents that Liverpool win the ball back through high pressing and don't really play with a proper forward isn't news for them

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""better"""""""""""""""""""""""""

not really, more like Carra and the host haven't cottoned on about it so he has to keep going into more and more depth to show how it works

>pictured: best midfielder in the prem

pic related

But where's the drop m8? I only like the drops.

>Zidane
Disco

Feels like 2014 again with all these extremely nervous ABLs

he hasn't given anything away lad

>2014
And look how that turned out

? /brit/ is Cred Forums diaspora you retard

I'd rather discuss politics than see a bunch of greasy faced, nasal ringed dullards discuss music genres for the next hour

Tbh I actually don't mind Skrillex at all, seems like a top lad

>inb4 some slag claims tactics Tim is anything but britpop

>discuss politics
read: spam memes every time trump says a soundbite

funny how angry all the ABLs get when Liverpool play well.

it's obviously an expression of their nervousness

now picturing zidane as disco stu

Why are so many frogs so bitterly anti-Wenger?

You already posted this shite hours ago

progressive operatic jazz-fusion-nu-post-djentcore

Going for a quick fag lads, you want one?

It's not bitter or anti wenger when its 100% correct

Klopp smokes, so it must be cool now

post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

No lad. I'm going to chinky for chippy tea.

>tim
happy hardcore

10 bings right?

Based

>Brenny
Kenyan Gospel

is this the thread for mnf?

>discuss politics
>on Cred Forums
ahh yes, binary opinions. impressive

I don't particularly like him but his team isn't spectacular or good. that's why I like him tho, how he manage to scrape top 4 with such a poor team and coaching. things are looking a bit better this season though
also every french pundit is on his bollocks like a fly on fruits left in open air

Fine, I'll watch it. What else have I got to do

Klopp is Beethoven.

Smoking was always cool

>ancelotti
dance punk

no one asked you you impoverished ABA pikey CUNT

More importantly, there are no American managers. Our businessmen own half the league, the least you can do is make one of our guys a coach.

/brit/ is Cred Forums's penal colony

Klopp flies to Germany for nights out. That all but confirms that the UK nightlife is dead and full of pakis.

right

By this logic Moyes is a relevant manager

>American managers

beethoven covered by suicide silence

t. Proud "Londoner"

>no American managers

You're forgetting the GOAT coach:

youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

youtube.com/watch?v=iRqypM7jb5Y

well considering how dead Cred Forums is nowadays it looks like most people got outlawed

>dead and full of pakis

That's France.

>there are no American managers
there will be next year

literally banned from Cred Forums atm desu lads

>American managers

I'm not sure they exist tbqh, every coach I've ever seen here has either been:

1. A latino immigrant
2. An African
3. A guy with a European accent who doesn't actually know anything, but he sounds legit

I feel like these threads are more active compared to last year.

>Klopp not sticking around for the game

lel

Make no mistake, Henderson is gash

shut it you imbecile

he's more german tbqh

>Manchester United: super rich, everybody loves them or hates them
>Dallas Cowboys
>Liverpool: used to be good, haven't won in a really long time
>also Dallas Cowboys

kek

what did you do Bongfriend?

>Bloos on twitter having a breakdown over Kloppo on MNF

Triple kek

basel will get stomped desu. 0:4

good. see if you can get banned from here too so i don't have to read your posts anymore.

pleb tier opinion

what are they saying

With Jurgen Klopp making a guest appearance on #MNF tonight we've run some numbers to see how viewership might go.

posted a picture of the belgrano lol

bit harsh desu

Who will be the EPL meme players of 2016?

My picks:
>Austin
>Lallana
>Fellaini
>Iwobi
>Some Manure youth player, like Januzaj and Macheda

So glad Andre Gray got banned

I wanna be like Jurgen Klopp!

>Burnley - Watford

if you are thinking about watching this, genuinely consider suicide la

Always thought Burnley was on the south coast, turns out it's just past Manchester. No wonder they all look so miserable

is there even a match thread for this?

Son is going to have an absolutely ridiculous season, he'll drag Spurs to second place, then fuck off to Madrid or Bayern.

>dat cookie monster racism
>dat white squad

but watford is >my team la

> can't gay the Gray

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Really am enjoying the increasingly erratic range of teams Americans are supporting

where the FUCK is the watford matchthread???

>was listening to Jurgen Klopp talk about football
>Now stuck watching this championship tier match

fuck

More like

>Klopp
I KNOW YOU WANT TO MAKE HER SEE HOW MUCH THIS PAIN HURTS

Because he's always exaggerating his emotions for the cameras.

>Wenger
SO AM I, GOOD OR BAD?

Because fans are always either in or out

>Pep
Literally no idea, he doesn't fit into my sad lyrics meme because he never fucks shit up. Lived a lie maybe? Since he's only been at stupid rich clubs. But that song says "IF I've lived a lie".

>Mou
ALL OF MY LETS JUST BE FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE

Speaks for itself

>Conte
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG

Because he's not as good on club level as he once was. Or so it seems anyway.

>inb4 autism
Trust me, I already know

> Watford stayed up

ffs why?

They won't even go down this season because West Ham, Sunderland and Burnley are.

>you will never look this much like David Beckham

might just kill myself tbqh

lel

this is as much as it's getting bud

imagine being from Burnley

nice genres there

autists will say Pep never managed a shit team so he's shite but Bernini never worked with rubble yet he's great

>because he never fucks shit up
>literally took a team that won the CL the season before, looked unbeatable and got to three finals in the preceding 5 years to lose at the same knockout round each season

JUST

If you combined Drake and Rooney you'd get Deeney

this is the worst post i have seen all month

Isn't it just a mini-Manchester?

they all just bandwagon United

Fuck genres, musical genious is in the lyrics

*tips fedora*

Thanks la

wew lad the commentator said "andre gay" instead of "gray"

>miss

that's his name now, it was part of the FA's punishment

>burnley burnley BURNLEY burnley burnley BURNLEY BURNLEY

andre gay will never live it down as his new last name disgusts him

Villas-Boas

>>Mou
>ALL OF MY LETS JUST BE FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE

Mourinho is obviously "I HURT MYSELF TODAY"

>all his troubles are self-inflicted
>"What have I become, my sweetest friend": Used to be friends with Pep and beloved at Barcelona, now he's their arch-enemy
>"Everyone I know goes away in the end"

dat cross

> Burnley

that Argentinian who looks like larry david

>moyes

HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND

Made me spit my tea out, wtf is this?

...

Burnley CONTROLLING this game

What is Ian Holloway?

What is Felix Magath?

What is Sir Alex Ferguson?

What is Mick McCarthy?

I love this desu. Got any more like it?

Watford dropping the spaghetti desu lads.

i hate sean dyche

I love Sean Dyche

>Fellaini
>Good season

Official soundtrack of this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=54BCLYNkFKg

I love sean dyche

NEW

Met him at Kings Cross continental hotel, nice guy

does that say 'the totally wicked bob lord stand'?

He looks exactly the same but with slightly more hair on the top of his head and less on the bottom

Also how did that incredibly poor and insane looking teenager get 20k

>He looks exactly the same
He looks more like Ricky Gervais than David Beckham.

youtube.com/watch?v=o88cQrGPYMU

youtube.com/watch?v=fF_Rry8uQUI

I will never understand why anyone would want to look like another human being. Not only is it weird, but you'll be a fucking laughing stock for any sane person.

the state of that hairline

Through loans mate

He's literally in debt so he can look like a fatter, gayer Gotze

Depressing to watch this is.

this is propah fackin english football m8 and if you don't like it you can fuck back to africa

That was a bad image of him desu, he looks way more like Beckham usually

fite me

...

HAHA FUCK SAKE

...

Maybe he should hold off on the plastic surgery and lose some fucking weight

...

fucking hell

>tfw you will never be this beautiful

>wake me up
>can't wake up
>used on fan denial today

Wonder if the paddy power lad posts or just lurks

he should grow a beard so he can hide the fact he has no jawline

Somebody should tell him becks doesn't look like a tranny

men who get their eyebrows threaded are NONCES

and stop being a fat cunt

What's threaded? I think i need something done to mine because they're starting to look like I'm keeping some caterpillars on my face

youtube.com/watch?v=Ocih6WexNEU

youtube.com/watch?v=voyHHhicBwg

youtube.com/watch?v=d_VAAudEBHo

youtube.com/watch?v=gwFJFOl4KwA

youtube.com/watch?v=rNqHW9IUTLo

you will look like a poof though

The Bug is GOAT

Skeng was his best imo

sean dyche is literally a tactical genius

it's great successfully sharing and enjoying music with people lads

nothing worse than when you play or share a song or artist you hold dear to someone else and they think it's shit. happened when I played Jai Paul for some slag. Any interest was severed at that point.

...

Skeng is a classic but Kevin produced so many good tunes. Can't even say which one is my favourite.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Am-q68tiqs #riddim

This is why clubs where people are there because of the tunes are the best.

Fuck you now I have that shit song in my head.
FIFTY PENCE FIFTY PENCE.

they keep on getting closed though ;_;

gonna be tragic when London is full of clubs playing nothing but Calvin Harris and Tiesto

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