/nfl/ general - Apologize Edition

>What if Iggles really did find the next GOAT

They did

>I'm not ready for the end of >0 owls

get ready bitch

why would the AFCE care about how wentz does?

Why doesn't Wentz get a more stylish haircut something that can mask his balding

He's a down to earth country boy. Style is for big city queers, he's just here to win football games

ITT: System players

he's perfectly fine with it because it's just a sign of the enormous amounts of testosterone flowing through his veigns

Not a change, he would've been elite on any team

Why are you becoming a trip fag?
When did you wake up and say "I want to be a humongous faggot that recognized across all of sp"

he's literally the opposite of a system receiver you silly Canadian

Just getting some insight from a division that's been cucked by one team for nearly two decades, in case Wentz isn't a meme

>Matt Ryan and Drew Brees haven't even played yet

Really gets your cognitive dissonance channels running

>eagles vs pats in the owl
>Wentz finally becomes a turnover machine
>Pats win 24-21

It is written

>When did you wake up and say "I want to be a humongous faggot that recognized across all of sp"

This morning desu

>Through three games, the Vikings D have forced turnovers on 25.7 percent of opposing drives.
wew

>"I want to be a humongous faggot that recognized across all of sp"
>recognized across all of sp

hol up I don't know of any tripfags outside sneak because of how maxi gay he is

he'll be here until the iggles get a bad loss and disappear
>HURR TIME TO TRIP MUH TEAM IS GUD

>>HURR TIME TO TRIP MUH TEAM IS GUD

Uncanny

This was literally my exact logic bro

Did you become a NFL fan while in Somalia, or after you made it to Sweden?

>he doesn't like Sneak

Sneak is pretty great once you get it. But of course newfags don't get it

Don't forget this is against 2 of the leagues top offenses that have 2 former mvp's

>knowing me and not filtering me

Literally why?

Vikings yes

Sneak is fine you faggotini

what's your point?

Passer rating is not a cumulative stat. It won't get bigger simply because they're about to throw more passes. If anything, them not having played their 3rd game is an argument for that rating dropping because once the sample size gets bigger, a regression to the mean is in order.

>regression to the mean
>against those defenses
I don't think so m8

we need to limit trips to one per team tbqh

Which team got screwed by the refs the hardest this week?

>smart
>strong
>charismatic
>handsome
>leader
>Wentz

Pick every single one

dibs

also dibs

Bucs.

That delay of game was such an obvious ploy

What defenses has Matty Ice played against?

How do Patriots fans maintain a constant superiority complex and say they are going to the super bowl when they are clearly not even the best team in the conference?

Who knows. They haven't won an Owl in almost 2 years. Sad, really.

I forgot they're playing each other. The point still stands, playing fewer games means that there's a larger chance of an outlier passer rating score.

Against the Vikings the last two weeks:
>Really really likes women: 1 TD, 1 INT, 5 sacks
>Scam Newton: 0 TD, 3 INT, 8 sacks

Man...

Is passer rating for the whole season determined on the end of season stats or all the individual ratings averaged together?
Is there even a difference?
Keep in mind ESPN QBR is different from passer rating

Lions

>GB receivers falls due to his own clumsiness
>PASS INTERFERENCE
>66 yard penalty
>GB gets a TD

patriots.com/video/2016/09/26/vince-wilfork-tribute

>That look of regret at the end

Wish he would retire as a Patriot desu, i miss the big man

...

Against lesser defenses
>Mentoring his younger gay roommate 4td 0int
>$cam 4td 1 int 1sack

Top tier defense, can't flim flam the zim zam and praise be to slick rick

on the end of season stats. The formula is pretty much based on per attempt stats so games when the QB has fewer attempts will have less weight than a game with more attempts

Yeah, I under stand that
Basically if you want to have a perfect game it is %70 10ypa 1 td every 10 Passes, and at least 10 attempt

wow

all that fat and no ass to speak of

dunkin donuts gives out free coffee the day after the eagles win

so many bitches pretending they give a shit about football when i just want to get my coffee and old fashioned donut

Damn cuh

Did you ask them questions to test them?

You notice he doesn't have folds. He is a mass of muscle covered by a thin layer of fat.

It's easy. Your team gets to play against the GOAT 2 times a year. If your team beats them either of those times, it's pretty much like winning the Owl

if i were a cashier there i totally would

Those thighs are no joke though.

all you have to ask is whether Carson Wentz is Football God's avatar on Earth

Real Eagles fans know

Ask them when was the last time the Eagles won a Super Bowl.

>tfw norings ends this year

WENTZADELPHIA BABYYYYY

>0 int
Based Breesy

real eagles fans, unlike yourself, are cautiously optimistic, not gaudily shit posting everywhere and bandwagoning

that'd be a good one

this.

country fag reporting in. Dallas living sucks bros. at least the weather is cool and nice today.

Ask them which former black iggles QB would they rather get blacked by.

>being this mad

Obviously it would be Randall Cunningham because he was the best black QB the Iggles had.

Wow so our Cred Forums banner is some irrelvant yurocuck shit I never heard about until now ? Fucking gay how did we let this happen

I would waaaaay rather get blacked by Vick

Patrician former black iggles QB to get blacked by.

Would he BLACK you doggy style?

reminder that everyone here was saying the pats start off 2-2 since you're all stupid dumbfucks
Only I said they would go 4-0 now submit to me your ruler of NFL gen

Nice one!

and I would hope so, missionary gay sex is a bridge too far for me

I'm not ready for both the Iggles and the Cowgirls to have elite young quarterbacks.

does romo start when he comes back or did he just get blacked

>Crap Shitscott
>elite

kek no

that checkdown artist will never amount to anything

lol

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If I could kill you all I would

Where do you think the 6 pick day lines up in jets history? With butt fumble being on top obviously

*teleports behind you*

Not if I kill you first.

>tripfag speaking his personal opinion
oh boy. go hang yourself m8

So who exactly do they think is going to watch this MNF shitshow? Like three people?

Who are the current OROY candidates?

I feel like Wentz has to be running away with it.

Watching this game from the Miller Lite Lounge was painful.

I didn't really watch the Jets game this sunday, I was at a friends and he had Redzone. What happened? I saw Kelce was wrecking them and Fitz was getting picked off.

Why couldn't they do anything on offense

this game has major fantasy implications for thousands of people

I bet he wins an Owl and Wentz doesn't.

Why? Because fuck Philly, that's why.

I'll watch the first 30 min until the debate starts, then proceed to mute the debate and watch football each time (h)illary speaks.

>Shane Vereen out for the season with a triceps injury

Ripip Vereen, should've stayed with the Pats

Winner will lead the division, loser will be last in division. But yeah, its only week 3.

Either way I'll be one of those three people.

Everybody who leaves the Pats goes to shit, whether it's a player or a coach. Bill must have some sort of dark spell cast on Gillette.

I'll checkout the boxscore after the game, possibly.

Hoping saints win to clutter potential wildcard teams. I still expect panthers to win division.

vereen was still a good player though

unless you're implying bellichick knew his triceps would explode

Answer my question butt fumble fan

lol

As a patriots fan I'm Glad he tore his shit up because I have Rashad Jennings in my one fantasy league

Who else ready for another 17-2 Season?

>Te'o is the third San Diego player to tear an Achilles this season, joining running back Branden Oliver and tight end Jeff Cumberland. The Chargers also lost running back Danny Woodhead, receiver Keenan Allen and receiver Stevie Johnson to season-ending knee injuries.

I see a minimum of 4 more Ls on that schedule

It goes for a lot of players, but Vereen wasn't one of them. He had good mobility as an rb, but his best was as an rb receiver and his jukes (his jukes weren't Edelman tier but still good)

They could honestly go 3-13
Realistically they'll be 8-8

>major fantasy implications
I don't think I've ever heard a faggier statement, even if it is true

I expect to see that attempted at three times next week.

Seahawks, Chiefs and Rams are guaranteed Ls

>he watches other football games that aren't his team for purposes other than fantasy football

Holy fucking kek

A bunch of 7's say otherwise

Fantasy Football isn't the D&D-tier shit it started out as bro

>1-2

Wait so he lifted his feet in the air and kept them when he went down so he wasn't ruled out because his feet didn't touch down ? I didn't watch the game

I've always wondered why players don't try that more often

every fucking time
green bay whines like an nba team and the lions are conspired against by the league

Memed out by the Falcons once
Clamped by the Chiefs
Upset by the Raidniggers
BTFO by the Shecocks
Breezed at least once

refer back to this post when your trash meme squad get btfo

I'll watch since I'm a Falcons fan.

Maybe we'll actually get 1 sack this game

It's risky. God forbid you fuck it up and look like an ass or the the coverage team sprints down unimpeded and beats you to the ball while you get in position.

No. Went out of bounds, and leaned back in to down the ball. It's not illegal touching because he never came back in bounds. Ruled a kick out of bounds and placed at the forty. Packers have done this once before actually.

Guys, friends would like to come over tonight for ATL vs NO... none of us cheer for any of these teams, it's just a beer night.
Thing is... I want some entertainment too. Is this game so shit to the point I have to call it out?

Texans still going to the owl. Trust me.

it is risky, but more than a few times I've seen players try to tight-rope along the sidelines when all they have to do is stick that foot out and get great field position.

it should be a high scoring bad game though as opposed to a low scoring bad game

Just rub your butthole in front of everyone if it gets boring

Turn the game off and put the debate on my Huezillian friend

Hello where does fitzpatricks 6 INTs rank up in jets history, with butt fumble being #1 obviously

what happened to the real Eagles trips?

Soon

dead from shock

You'll learn to love me user don't you worry

I wish Falcons bought back that sexy ass throwbacks

>megatron out
>i'd better pick golden tate in all my fantasy leagues, stafford is gonna feed him like crazy
>every WR on the lions gets fed like crazy except from tate
>mfw

I'd kill myself first just to spite you.

Kek
There's only two real Eagles trips
P12 and CKBB

>practicing in street clothes with bling
the cowboys are such a nigger-friendly franchise

>tfw remembering cold on the kolb

>popeye is perpetually irrelevant

What did the Chargers do to deserve such a cursed legacy?

Isn't Dean Spanos kind of an asshole?

Actually, no. He's just an incompetent penny-pincher.

>steve smith talks shit about Ramsey
>targeted 6 times with Ramsey covering
>gave up thirteen (13) yards

Damn, should have retired earlier old man.

He's the good boy of the NFL always supporting Goodell and doing what he wants. That's why he expected to win his stadium plan as payment for all his years of faithful service. We know how that all turned out.

How bad of an oline do the Lions have? How will Cox, Logan, Graham, Barwin do?

>How will Cox, Logan, Graham, Barwin do?
they will feast upon Stafford's cold, bloodied carcass

You've definitey been around since before I used to trip post, but I can't recall you claiming the Eagles. Sorry bud

I'm pretty sure Steve Smith just wants a ring at this point

Warford is good, Decker will be good but not there yet, Tomlinson and swanson are a nuclear tire fire, can't even remember the other bum but he probably sucks

They won't even win the division let alone the bowl.
So fear not Cred Forums, your beloved America's Team will stop the Eagles

Pls go

i try not to be obnoxious about it
I try to be objective in my posting

>Nuclear tire fire at guard and center

Bennie Logan and Cox will probably end Stafford then

Are the Ain'ts bad?

I want to know how sad I should get when the Chargers lose to them.

>They won't even win the division let alone the bowl.

And then you woke up

>not being obnoxious

Bill is so happy

>haha p12 there's no way that switching to a 4-3 defense and hiring an elite DC will improve a talented unit like the Eagles!
>chip kelly holding the Eagles back? you're crazy
>the Eagles ranked low in some counting stats last year, there's no way they're even a top 15 defense
ready for those apologies any time /nfl/

Knowing the Iggles, they'll go 14-2, but their two losses will be to the division winner and they lose in the wildcard stage

Ive been awfully tempted to change my trip to something eagles or wentz themed
but tripping is already faggy enough

>mfw i'm actually scared of Philly now
Dallas should put up a great game.

>Living across the world and drinking beers for an american football game at some random hour in the morning.
Wew, degenerate

Bill... smiling?

What sorcery is this? Is this CGI?

They're all still black as far as i know, the fuck are you on about, batterydelphian scum.

Pretty based

just fag all the way out, it's way more fun than user posting

>that sleeveless, hoodless hoodie

what did he mean by this
>raiders billboard in the captcha

Stafford will style on them

I did wake up. Woke up to a ROY running back, and the best QB duo since Favre/Rodgers

Are the Eagles and Vikings for real? Is anyone in the NFC actually good?

>ROY running back

MY

FUCKING

SIDES

>patriots.com/video/2016/09/26/vince-wilfork-tribute

;_; come back you big beautiful bastard

160 yards from scrimmage. U jelly?

i was there loudest it got all night was when he waved

>just fag all the way out

i dunno
"fagging all the way out" is why Ive seen more of police12 than I ever needed to and why people are always wanting BB to post bussy
Lake needing to shove a football up his ass is just bantz though

How the hell can one team suffer so many injuries?

Thank god its GB bye week.

>Remember when the Eagles traded the barn for a guy who got himself locked in a gas station bathroom, who then lead the Eagles to 3-0 with no turnovers?

nostalgia, man, life was easier back then

BASED JOE

>perfect game it is %70 10ypa 1 td every 10 Passes, and at least 10 attempt

>literally all wrong

>Lake needing to shove a football up his ass is just bantz though

kek

That's what Cowboys fans asked themselves all last season. It was way more than just Romo that missed games

Vikings have more injuries and more wins

do eagles fags always buy in this hard this early?

Yeah spread out on both O and D equaly.

Packers have 5-6 starters on the injured list.

>do eagles fags always buy in this hard this early?

Yes

This time we're right though

>his wife wants you to call her dr biden on twitter
Wtf I hate joe biden now

Still not nearly as bad as the Chargers. Goddamn.

5-6 starters on D.

forgot to mention that.

...

She earned a PHD you faggotini

show some FUCKING respect

I'm not fucking calling someone DR Biden PHD on twitter, she can literally suck my dick.

>lose in Wild Card only has 4%

looks like some people fell asleep in history class

>this time we're right

do you know the definition of insanity my friend?

No and no. Someone who started slow and came on at the end will win it like every year and the usual suspects (Eagles, cowboys, Vikings,) will self destruct down the stretch like every year.

Should have never let House or Hayward go.

So many secondary injuries!

Who are RoTY candidates so far?

>Elliott
>Wentz
>Some defensive player I'm unaware of

>do you know the definition of insanity my friend?

Nah

I do know the definition of Wentzanity tho

WENTZADELPHIAAAAAAAA

Riley Rieff. Very mediocre but he's definitely serviceable.

jesus,youre gonna get the whole team killed in a plane crash

wentz by far so far

i'm convinced this guy is old bay or travi$$$ false flagging

400 fucking yards in 3 games. Jones is looking really good. Hopefully Tate can step up though, don't want it to be like old times when Stafford would just chugg it to Calvin on every play.

When is Biden going to twerk on camera like EDP? He must not be a true fan

Probably a cowcuck fan

Sorry bro, I'll tone it down

Nope

CARLOS!!!!!

>ertz expected to be back week 5
ripip detroit

time for The formation™
1WR (Jordan Matthews)
4TE (Zach Ertz,Brent Celek,Trey Burton,Matt Tobin)
1RB (Beau Allen)

At this rate it's coming down to Dak and Carson.

Ezekiel is making a splash too.

Sterling Shepard could get it
Hes looked pretty good, room for improvement but thats how it is with all rookies
Barring injury or severe drop in performance, Im putting my money on Wentz though

>MSU gets btfo on Saturday
>loins gets refball on Sunday

>Sterling Shepard could get it

not if eLi keeps checking it down to nobody TEs and RBs instead of his receiver corps

There is literally no reason the Falcons shouldn't score 40+ points tonight

Who /missingtheplayoffs/ here?

11/233/2 over three weeks aint so bad though
Even with Eli chunking it to a chorus line of literally who TEs and RBs

reporting

who /neverhadachance/ here?

>implying the curse of the lake was lifted

>lions fans on Cred Forums
>most, if not all, are Sparty fans
Really makes you think

Yea that's fine because the saints are guaranteed to score 50+ pts

Just try it

>Patriots sign ex-Browns DL John Hughes - Field Yates; DT Anthony Johnson waived after playing in 2 of first 3 games

Another one

>Running over Tits defenders who can't tackle

Lmao try that with Cox dude and he'll fucking snap him

Who has the worst defense due to injuries etc?

My vote goes to detroit

Belichick loves giving chances to Browns. Paying back for the chance he got with NE.

>Completely rape Roethlisberger who weighs 10 pounds more and has a vastly superior Oline
>Somehow won't be able to tackle le garbage time pass yards man

Really makes you think

West side of Michigan is all MSU and east side is all UoM. I've seen a few UoM Lions fan on here. I wonder if it has anything to do with people getting the fuck out of Flint and Detroit over the past few decades.

Or maybe it's to rub it in like "watch me make this player look good". He should try to get Josh Gordon, I bet he would fix that pothead

I think it helps. Made me interested in watching other teams besides hometown. It make you appriciate individual player rather then seeing offense and defense as a whole

hi

Where are all of those faggots who have doubted the Vikings the whole off season and talked all that shit?? Kill yourselves yet?

Shepard

Hahahahahaha

TY better be thankful the Chargers Secondary is shit.

>being happy about 1-2

Come on Lucky, the Clots have some alarming issues. Luck might die again this season

>got banned for posting ass

Man, a player who couldn't make it on the Browns? Sounds like our kinda guy.
Just gonna get cut for Nink anyways.

>dolphins only won against terrell pryor because of the backup kicker sucks

this

>>got banned for posting ass

Worth it, I appreciated all that thiccness

Best wrs 2016
1. Jordy Nelson - 4 TDs
Powergap
2. Everyone else - less than 4 TDs
Try to keep up rest of the league

Which team should I do, Giants or Pats

> 6 int

>mfw eating a grilled cheese and reading articles praising Carson Wentz

What?

>grilled cheese
mmm sounds so good right now
sucks that my microwave is broken

>grilled cheese
>microwave

>not firing up your truck and grilling on the engine block

>baby's first day on Cred Forums

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>and Frank gore will never get a ring

Life is pain

>When under no pressure at all, Fitzpatrick had a passer rating of 10.5, threw four picks and had an average of just 3.5 yards per attempt. That earned him a PFF grade of 21.4, a catastrophic score that isn’t just the worst single-game grade of the season, but is the worst single-game grade we have ever seen from a QB over the past decade of grading.

if you don't make your grileld cheese with Maier's Italian Style (seeded), New Yorker white american, and a quarter stick of Keller's butter you don't know shit

ELITE

>Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton only completed 10 of 33 passes for 86 yards and three interceptions in a 24-3 loss to the division rival Cleveland Browns on Thursday Night Football.
from 2014

Fitzpatrick did worse than when Andy Dalton shit the bed against the Browns

Official 2016 Season Week 3 QB Passer Rankings:

1. Ryan
2. Garoppolo
3. Brees
4. Rivers
5. Bradford
6. Stafford
7. Wentz
8. Carr
9. Rodgers
10. Manning
11. Siemian
12. Prescott
13. Hoyer
14. Luck
15. Smith
*LINE OF DEMARKATION DENOTING WHICH QBS ARE NO LONGER PERFORMING AT THE ALEX SMITH AVERAGE*
16. Dalton
17. Tannehill
18. Wilson
19. Cousins
20. Kessler
21. Taylor
22. Roethlisberger
23. Brissett
24. Winston
25. Palmer
26. McCown
27. Mariota
28. Newton
29. Flacco
30. Hill
31. Cutler
32. Bortles
33. Osweiler
34. Gabbert
35. Keenum

>tom brady threw 5 interceptions in 17 games in 2010
>ryan fitzpatrick threw 6 interceptions in 1 game in 2016

Patriots are the sexiest team in the NFL

>6

Im ok with this

And Fitzpatrick was intentionally left off the list on account of his ranking being a negative number.

>tfw will never be as qt as Edeljew

>tfw objectively elite

I cant hate on Ryan and Kuechley

BC boys

>first 3 games are against top 5 worst defenses in the country
>next 3 games are against top 5 best defenses in the country

Enjoy the next few days bro, shit's gonna get ugly real quick.

He'll be in the toilet where he belongs by the end of October with the defenses he has to play.

>Panthers
>Broncos
>Seahawks
>Packers

All Ls.

>Elliott listed first
>one good game

>defenses he has to play
>Packers

id say Dak honestly should be the clear frontrunner when you consider he already has more wins than all cowboy backs up did last year combined

>panthers defense
>packers defense
>good

what did they mean by this?

what kind of retard logic is that lmao
it's not "rookie who is best compared to how shitty his team was last year", it's "rookie of the year"
wentz is having a far better year with worse offensive weapons around him, don't be stupid

The Panthers defense is good, yes.

>tfw naners finna get raped in Levi's as revenge for fucking Romo in 2014

jesus

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>jets claim ASJ

hmmm

>leafs in charge of opinions
How can he be a system player when he played and produced in multiple systems

SIEMIAN IS ELITE

>one play
>expecting a LB to cover a top 5 WR on a deep route

Nigga please.

>ITT: System players
Fucking leaf

not a bad fit desu
gives fitz more weapons to throw to that arent chiefs defenders

Easy to pass well playing the Raidniggers

Packers have the best run D in the league so far

...

just what the jets needed, another oversized target for fitz to force ducks to 20 times a game

was this literally the falcons' super bowl victory?

Is Marvin Jones legit or did he just get lucky on some bad coverage?

Same amount of owl victories the pants have

Nothing wrong with smelling your crotch. A lot of people do it.

Like 50% or more of his yardage came from facing a UDFA's in his first NFL snap and a sophomore player who fell down on the play

i'm not a panthers fan, it just seems ridiculous how attached falcons fans are to a regular season victory that wasn't even the biggest loss of the panthers' season
do they not usually beat the panthers or something?

Pretty much.

That makes two games this season in which the Packers offense was propped up by shitty flags

Chargers and tits

Is this the worst WR corp in the NFL?

The second best WR is an underwhelming 3rd year UDFA, then it's fucking nothing.

Johnson has 20 yards through 3 games, Patterson is special teams and Wright didn't get a catch yet. This team needs Treadwell asap.

Hey, Calvin!

>are 1 (as in one win) - 6 (as in six loses) in their own division, since hiring quinn
>have accomplished the least of every team in the division, despite being in the league the longest
>you
>the self-perpetuating joke of the division

Shields was out with a concussion so he had soft coverage

When they played them earlier in the season the falcons got ass fucked

t. pedophile
ah ok, so it's like a big occasion for them
makes sense

Not really.

Thielen makes some great plays. Diggs is elite. Rudolph is the perfect security blanket.

Johnson needs to be cut, though. Dude couldn't catch a cold.

I've been waiting for this meme to make a comeback.

To be fair, coaches would normally pull a QB out of the game if they did what Pickspatrick did. He had the disadvantage of having to continue his performance for the entire game

Green bay and rodgers must have became the new refs team since peyton retired

Diggs ofc pro bowl tier, but Thielen isn't anything special of a player. All he has going for him is that he can run his routes proper and extend plays. He wouldn't make the roster for half the teams in the league.

Exclude TE's just WR talk.

This might be the worst collectively in the nfl.

doesn't sound much different than the bucs' situation

mike evans>stefon diggs, so 'no'
then again, why would i expect a tripfag to know anything about his own team

TYBC

>Someone who started slow and came on at the end will win it like every year
>like every year
now we're memeing

Titans, Eagles, 49ers, Rams, and Bills have worse WRs

>mike evans>stefon diggs, so 'no'
insult me all you like but that won't obscure the fact that you substantiated none of that

why reply if you're just going to be lazy

are you scared that otherwise we'd forget that you existed

Not at fucking all

You just confirmed yourself for knowing jack fucking shit about your own team and then look at replied to posts

Vincent jackson is the second best WR on bucs a former #1 WR for the chargers. Then another WR is over 200 yards.

Vikings 3rd best WR has 20 fucking yards

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Someone is salty their qb got his shit pushed in by that dirty Vikings D

>i have to prove to a shitty tripfag that a player on his team is better than a player on the other team
yeah nah, kys

>is this the worst WR corp in the NFL

no

Rams have literally no one, tavon austin but hes a meme who can only punt return, probably worst actual WR roster
bills (and texans) suck, they basically have no one this year, watkins (hopkins) is busting harder than i busted on your moms face last night
oh yeah 49ers complete dick and balls WR roster too
browns have literally who had WRs as well

>Hoyer

kenny Britt is ok

woops i didnt mean to imply Hopkins was busting hard, just watkins but now i remember texans have that one white WR whos alright, forget i mentioned the texans

Raiders D still needs to get better but I'll take 4 turnovers any day

Yes I the fan of an opposing team, bothered to know the draft status of their wr corp and know only 3 players are producing.

Idk I'd rather have Britt over thielen, also still more production than the vikings WR's

>I don't always chimp out, but when I do, I grab a Danimals yogurt.

>le buttfumble fan

>vincent jackson is the second best wr on the bucs
jackson has been shit since getting injured this year

the only things he's contributed to are two interceptions in which he either didn't know the route or gave up on the ball

he's done jack shit. if he's listed as #2 on this team it's because no one expected he'd fall off this bad

the receiver you're alluding to is humphries and yes he had a good game i doubt he can string games like that together, and even still much of his production comes from wr screens which are practically runs

>FILTERED
kek

are you serious

what a fucking joke

you think announcing that you've filtered me, or anyone, at all reinforces your position

holy shit you accuse me of knowing nothing about my team yet you're still stuck in 2014, when jackson was actually worth his contract

holy shit

Patterson supposedly had his best training camp but it hasn't translated to playing time, I think this coaching staff just wants to be rid of him ASAP.

No excuse for Charles Johnson, he's lucky he still has a job. Only reason Treadwell isn't in the lineup now was the fact that CJ impressed the coaches in camp but he's just another fucking practice squad warrior.

>dumb nigger thinks that his team has a bad WR corps with mike evans
>mike evans leads the NFL in first downs converted, has over 300 yards, is tied for 2nd in TD receptions
>my team is the worst
holy shit go inhale helium you retarded nigger

how do you go from being elite week 2 to the worst qb in the league week 3?

fucking fitzpatrick

49ers have WRs? when did this happen?

Coleman was looking good until the injury, and Pryor proved he can ball against a shitty defense with a 3rd string rookie QB, which has to mean something

if you're not going to post details supporting your argument you contribute nothing to the dialogue and could better serve yourself elsewhere, because you convince no one

you are dumb

*jackson has been shit since getting injured last year

It's because you gave him money man. Any time Fitz gets paid he turns to shit.

Honest answer? the buttfumble jets QB curse

You paid him. Ask Buffalel what happened when they paid him.

see
you retarded nigger
why do you keep posting on this board when you clearly have no knowledge of football

>it's a "Bucs have the most entertaining games in the NFC East" episode

but 12 mil isn't even that much for a starting qb though

...

I would honestly rather have current state Randy moss over Patterson/Johnson/Wright as WR's.

Does Patterson have some sort of intense learning disability or something...?

>NFC East
>Bucs
Was that meant to be a typo?

in week 2, the bucs lost their starting rb and were down 24 points by halftime

the team was forced to resort to passing if they wanted a chance which resorted in a volume of targets for all receivers, evans among them

in the following week, the run game proved inept which resulted in evans getting another 15 or so targets

Give an honest, unbiased opinion of stafford

all he does is catch touchdowns

big part why I might be 3-0 after tonight in fantasy

its not that its because sanchez buttfumble QB curse attached itself onto Geno and now fitz and will continue to attach itself onto any jets QB

the only way to rid this curse is to force brady to fumble the ball with his o-lines buttocks, or the jets will be cursed forever

He can throw all day, but it's kinda sad that he has no defense to help him.

He's right.

NFL is fuckin awful.

see

...

>It's a user gets into RVDs stash and you forget division alignments episode

>WR catches roughly the same amount of his targets as antonio brown, more 1st down conversions than brown despite fewer receptions
>3 touchdowns, no fumbles, 14 yards a catch
>my team's WRs are bad because i say so

why do you even bother man
do you actually enjoy being shit on by literally everyone? are you a masochist? you don't know football, you can't tell that everyone hates you, and you shit up the general with your weird personal attacks of people who are just responding to your dumb claims
get a fucking clue man

Strong arm in a heavy passing game
not having a consistent OL, RB, or DEF really affects his performance
He still manages to produce and is a Top 10 QB in the league
Also, saying he's a "total bro" appears to be a total understatement

Any decent WRs having a contract year this year? My team needs one badly?

As of yesterday, he's the first passer in history to get 2300 completions in his first 100 games. May his arm never get tired.

Marvin Jones babby

One of the lowest wonderlic scores ever

You also forgot that bucs have the most receptions/rec TD in the NFL and then 4th in yards.

>total bro

alshon jeffrey
d-jax
micheal floyd
kenny britt

I love it when the Bungles think they are going to beat the Buncos and implode in the 2nd half. It's hilarious to watch every match up

Higher or lower than an actual learning disability jamaal charles?

Daily reminder the undefeated patriots are currently only playing their practice squad, when brady (leagues best QB), gronk (leagues best catching and blocking TE) and lewis (leagues best RB and also leagues best pass catching RB) comes back you're unironically all fucked in the butthole

oh btw did i mention the patriots defense is elite (fifth fewest points allowed)?
pats 19-0 check it

haha holy shit it gets even better
>mfw a literally mentally incapable nigger tripfag tried to tell me his WR corps was the worst in the league

hey why have you been ignoring me mr. buttfumble fan?

1. Vikings
2. Packers
3. Lions
4. Bears

krabs is too smart to take your b8 lol

Frank gore got a 6

Just look at gores face

There is likely not much going on in his head except running with a football

>my team's wrs are bad because i say so
yes because that's all i've said, right

one 6'5 receiver that gets consistently handled by press, man coverage and has literally no answer to it and consistently gives up on routes

another 6'5 receiver that's either too injured/old to make an impact or just doesn't care anymore

and a 5'11 receiver that can only effectively perform wr screens

i didn't just say they're bad/shallow "because i say so"

i say they're bad because they lack dynamics and/or any impact on the game whatsoever (jackson)

>most rec TD's
this is misleading

we're talking about wr's, so don't go by wr td's, not when ASJ (TE) accounts for 1, Brate (TE) accounts for 3, and sims accounts for 2.

AND AGAIN you have to realize that they were getting blown out in week 2 and had to air the ball out for the entire second half, and in the following week were without their #1 rb so winston was forced to throw it 58 times so those stats are inflated by volume of attempts

see above

is he though, is he really?

Likely. If not already happening.

gore is a bro though

*so don't go by rec td's

and sims is a rb

also brandon myers (TE) has one

mike evans is the only WR on the team with a td, so those stats are irrelevant

>have mike evans, a top 10-15 receiver in the league
>somehow this team's WR corps is worse than the rams, 49ers, or titans corps
please do /nfl/ a favor and end your pathetic life, spade

>Brent Celek is only 31
Why does it feel like this dude is a 36 year old veteran?

Daily reminder the undefeated patriots are currently only playing their practice squad, when brady (leagues best QB), gronk (leagues best catching and blocking TE) and lewis (leagues best RB and also leagues best pass catching RB) comes back you're unironically all fucked in the butthole

oh btw did i mention the patriots defense is elite (fifth fewest points allowed)?
pats 19-0 check it

>everyone says that carr has the best pass protection in the country and that's why he puts up such solid numbers passing

Don't get me wrong the o line is solid, but carr has one of the fastest releases and actually knows when and how to move around the pocket to avoid taking sacks, I don't think he gets enough credit for that.

Wasn't he drafted when McNabb was around?

i didn't SAY they're worse than the rams, 49ers, or titans

what i said was that the bucs' wr corps is on par with this description of the vikins' wr corps: why are you involving yourself in arguments you don't understand

why are you so fucking dumb

seriously you didn't even respond to any of the shit i said

all that post accomplished was inform me that for the entire duration our discussion you've no fucking clue what the argument was about

Reminder

been on the team since 2007, plus he runs like one tbqh

>Wilson has sprained mcl

Are the Seahawks doomed?

no, they face the jets next week

>#Raiders cut FB Marcel Reece.

Who are the jets? Do you mean the New York buttfumblers?

He was already on thin ice after getting caught with PEDs and now I say good riddance. We found a replacement for him.

Thrown out of the club!

Bounced *

Yeah everyone shit on him his rookie year bc his terrible Yds/A but if you watched him his quick release to check downs was the only reason he didn't take 3x more sacks. He'll be one of the best in the league soon

'no'

Why didn't the Jets pull Fitztragic and put in Hackensack or Petty?

a fucking leaf

...

*silence*

shit what happened hotshot?

what happened to calling me a nigger and saying i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about?

w-what's that? you poked the fucking bear and regret ever fucking questioning my intelligence, convictions and capacity for rhetoric EVER and submit that everything i've said in this discourse is accurate while YOU'VE only spouted fucking misconceptions and ill-conceived, IGNORANT opinions?

is that what you're trying to communicate with this silence, you little bitch?

don't worry

no, shhhhh don't worry i understand you thought that because the vikings are flying high at 3-0 that you'd been somehow, vicariously rendered invincible from getting rhetorically fucking curb-stomped, let alone by a fucking bucs fan whose team just gave up 37 points to the fucking rams

i understand

you were confused and thought that because you're a vikings fan that i wouldn't pull your shit-spewing mouth out of your ass and fucking obliterate it but see once you poke the fucking bear, once you unhinge this monster i don't fucking relent

I DON'T FUCKING RELENT

until you AND EVERYONE ELSE

knows just who the fuck they're dealing with the next time they've the bright fucking idea to mess with me

yeah, i'm bucmeholdme and i'll play nice and entertain your gentle mockery and accusations of pedophilia but i will not

I

WILL

NOT

have my fucking intelligence and convictions called into question

ESPECIALLY not by some little SHIT LIKE YOU THAT DOESN'T EVEN POSSESS THE BACKBONE AND INTEGRITY TO SUBSTANTIATE HIS FUCKING OPINIONS

RECOGNIZE THE MISTAKE YOU JUST MADE AND NEVER MAKE IT AGAIN

But user, they are the best team in the conference.

>talking trash about Frank Gore

ffs dude cool it on the autism for like one day pls, the general doesn't need this

is this memes

Who are the jets? Do you mean the New York buttfumblers?

I think this is pure unfiltered autism

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too

bucme calm down i'm sure allison will text you back

Sackenberg is the worst QB in the league and it's not even close, Petty is barely better

>3 weeks
>3 season ending injuries

I don't know what I expected

Enjoy the AFCW basement nerd.

>draft keenan allen and danny woodhead in multiple fantasy leagues
you guys are killing me man
if rivers goes down you need to fire your entire medical staff

i'm not one to be trifled with

nah, RGIII is the worst and its not even close.
>terrible when he's in
>hurt immediately anyway
No upside to RGIII.

Once RGIII is out of the league (very soon) then one of those guys might be considered the worst.

>Sirles played well in place of Boone
>Fusco still sucks

R u me

Keen Allen fucked me in both leagues
Gronk fucked me so far in both leagues
Adrian memerson fucked me in one

We're coming for you Pittsburgh

>keep McCoy and Pagano

I don't know what I was thinking, either.

RGIII at least had a ROTY. Sackenberg will have nothing. Todd Blackledge 2.0 only he's somehow worse.

but you are wrong though

>bucfags

I stand corrected. Did not see that coming, that man was a Raider to the core, it's too bad, but Olawale is better anyway

*silence*

shit what happened hotshot?

what happened to calling me a nigger and saying i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about?

w-what's that? you poked the fucking bear and regret ever fucking questioning my intelligence, convictions and capacity for rhetoric EVER and submit that everything i've said in this discourse is accurate while YOU'VE only spouted fucking misconceptions and ill-conceived, IGNORANT opinions?

is that what you're trying to communicate with this silence, you little bitch?

don't worry

no, shhhhh don't worry i understand you thought that because the cowboys are flying at an average altitude at 2-1 that you'd been somehow, vicariously rendered invincible from getting rhetorically fucking curb-stomped, let alone by a fucking eagles fan whose team just gave up 3 points to the fucking steelers

i understand

you were confused and thought that because you're a cowboys fan that i wouldn't pull your shit-spewing mouth out of your ass and fucking obliterate it but see once you poke the fucking bear, once you unhinge this monster i don't fucking relent

I DON'T FUCKING RELENT

until you AND EVERYONE ELSE

knows just who the fuck they're dealing with the next time they've the bright fucking idea to mess with me

yeah, i'm Popeye and i'll play nice and entertain your gentle mockery and accusations of force memeing but i will not

I

WILL

NOT

have my fucking intelligence and convictions called into question

ESPECIALLY not by some little SHIT LIKE YOU THAT DOESN'T EVEN POSSESS THE BACKBONE AND INTEGRITY TO SUBSTANTIATE HIS FUCKING OPINIONS

RECOGNIZE THE MISTAKE YOU JUST MADE AND NEVER MAKE IT AGAIN

tell me why i'm wrong then you little shit

go on

do it

>RGIII is the worst
RG3 is bad but he isn't even close to the worst as long as Brandon Weeden is still in the league

Except woodhead has been way better since he left he pats genius. May his soul rest in piece

>draft keenan allen and woodhead in one league
>allen and gronk in another
>start gronk on thursday
motherfucker probably singlehandedly lost me that matchup
good shit popeye

Is this all DD's or just in philly?

Fun fact, out of the 170 coaches to ever coach 50 games, Gus Bradley has the 2nd worst winning percentage of all time.

The only reason he's 2nd and not first because the guy who has the worst percentage was also the owner of the team, Bart Bell of the Eagles from 1936 to 1940

Can I see a pic of you ? :)

because you root for a bad team, which means you have bad judgment, which means you are wrong.

check and mate do not @ me

Without Gus the Jags are literally a 9 win team.

Brandon Weeden is the guy you put in once RGIII is hurt/riding the bench.

He's not good, but he has a place as a career back up.

you're dumb

we're done

>bucme gets BTFO by repeating digits for the second day in a row
will it ever end?

>he has a place as a career back up
Lol tell that to the cowcucks

Who here /nervous for next week/

Gus Bradley is on his way to 50 losses faster than Dave Shula, who did it in 71 games

Cowboys just suck ass.

As Shannon Sharpe said "the cowboys are nothing, they've been nothing for the last 4 years"

Every year is the same, they get hype when the plays a terrible team like Chicago but then lose to any average or above average team, don't make the playoffs.

Cowboys current back up is Mark Sanchez, better hope he never has to play.

>Bengals in primetime

It's just against the Dolphins but still

>NFL reducing Bell's suspension so they could bring their precious player back in primetime in Pittsburgh

You're screwed. The NFL was against you winning that game for a while now.

Are you reading for the anal annihilation next week?

>As Shannon Sharpe said

Who?

there's not a single game on the schedule that i'm nervous for

season's already over senpai

feels comfy

I'm hoping the Eagles exposed the Steelers and >we take advantage of it

Hall of Fame player, before your time apparently.

Well as long as Smeth can game manage his way through you should be alright.

Reminder:

Division winning Qbs currently:

AFC East: Garropolo and Brisset
North: Flacco
South: Osweiler
West: Siemian

NFC East: Wentz
North: Bradford
South: Ryan
West: Keenum

'''''''Elite""""""" Qbs BTFO. We are in a new age of DEFENSE

>ever doubting Smeth magic

Must've been. He sounds like a bust.

>8 turn overs
>2 defensive touchdowns
>24 points
KC is garbage, Ben is going to have a huge bounce back game and shit on you.

you seem confused so let me make something very clear

this isn't the user of yesteryear. i'm not going to exchange expressions of slight passive-aggression with you. if you've a problem with me, just come out and say it and i'll motherfucking collapse on you with the wrath of the maliciously wronged masses

i am the vessel who through sheer desperation and will am imbued with their powers, their anger and animosity, and can reduce your existence to rubble and would do so without a second motherfucking thought you dumb bitch

pull this shit again and you will be due a very, very unpleasant existence

do not motherfucking test me

do not tell me to go to Cred Forums

do not reply to me with memes

my existence is one of fragile volatility and unless you're determined to realize the full extent of my malice you'd be wise tread softly

heed those words

Nope, can't wait to shit on the Ravens

what are you trying to achieve

I didn't say I doubted him though. Just as long as you guys don't spill your spaghetti with a game sealing fumble returned for a TD like that one game against the Broncos a couple of years ago.

>There's one 49ers player working out on the side field at the moment. It's Colin Kaepernick.
;_;

How badly are the Broncos going to shit on the Bucs this week?

hopefully a dump truck full of shit.
Mostly because I don't like the Bucs or Rapeis Winston.

you seem confused so let me make something very clear

this isn't the sean of yesteryear. i'm not going to exchange expressions of slight passive-aggression with you. if you've a problem with me, just come out and say it and i'll motherfucking collapse on you with the wrath of the maliciously wronged masses

i am the vessel who through sheer desperation and will am imbued with their powers, their anger and animosity, and can reduce your existence to rubble and would do so without a second motherfucking thought you dumb bitch

pull this shit again and you will be due a very, very unpleasant existence

do not motherfucking test me

do not tell me to go to /r9k/

do not reply to me with memes

my existence is one of fragile volatility and unless you're determined to realize the full extent of my malice you'd be wise tread softly

nothing personnel kidyou seem confused so let me make something very clear

this isn't the pedo of yesteryear. i'm not going to exchange expressions of slight passive-aggression with you. if you've a problem with me, just come out and say it and i'll motherfucking collapse on you with the wrath of the maliciously wronged masses

i am the vessel who through sheer desperation and will am imbued with their powers, their anger and animosity, and can reduce your existence to rubble and would do so without a second motherfucking thought you dumb bitch

pull this shit again and you will be due a very, very unpleasant existence

do not motherfucking test me

do not tell me to go to /r9k/

do not reply to me with memes

my existence is one of fragile volatility and unless you're determined to realize the full extent of my malice you'd be wise tread softly

heh.......nothing personnel.......kid

Oh god. They're going to need 12+ men on the field if they want to double Ray and Miller

Did I say you could use my name

*unsheathes katana*

nowhere in that post does it say "a fucking leaf"

Which Chargers player will get a season ending injury this week?

>bucs already have the worst ranked defense in the league and it only looks to get worse in the coming weeks
i'm excited for this ride

what are you trying to achieve

Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on Cred Forums circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time).

I remember refreshing Cred Forums all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me.

Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on Cred Forums and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010.

Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently.

So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.

Fluker

I had a dream Rivers got traded to Minnesota and immediately tore his ACL

so I'm going with Rivers

But, Rivers has played on a torn ACL before.

>tfw Calvin doesn't have to suffer anymore
knowing this warms my bed at night desu

Tough kid both mentally and physically

youtube.com/watch?v=ugA8G4rv_8g

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....

>Sean

never heard of him

>there are """"""""""people"""""""""" who unironically picked the Tennessee Titans to beat the Minnesota Vikings in week 1

APOLOGIZE

that's impressive

suicide is your only reward

>it's like you didn't watch preseason or here reports coming out of training camp

Blame yourself. The morons on Cred Forums will say preseason doesn't matter but it actually does sometimes

Are you sure that's not piss from seeing MSU getting rekt?

Damarious.

his game winning drive against the cowboys is my favorite stafford moment
youtube.com/watch?v=2GxjLmqaD28

>those receivers + theo
>no left side of OL
lions ree.jpg

How the fuck are you typing out this shit so fast. You must literally be sat there waiting for me to respond, just so you can make yourself look like you're shitting all over me, but you're not. Anyone who reads this thread can see how fucking retarded you are. All you do is sit here, type shit, and then you think you're fucking great. I just told you, I will beat you the fuck up. In the ring. Where do you live? You thick fuck, I'll skullfuck your sister.

>loins fan from Canada false flagging as the great Sean
baka senpai

Is Matthew Stafford a bust? He's always been a decent QB but never elite or lived up to the billing of a #1 overall pick.

>packer fags thought he deserved DROY over Marcus Peters
he's not even better than Darby or Waynes

>one more game before we have to shuffle our O line because Lane Johnson is getting suspended

>Greg Hardy arrested for possession of a controlled substance

How is Wentz gonna survive the Vikes' D-line in week 7?

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>the highest graded player of week 3 was david amerson who in the middle of his 3rd season was waived by the redskins
>won PFF's most improved player the same season he was cut

Why do the browns always get shit for things like this when the redskins do it just as often?

Titans and its not even close

Weed or coke ?

A white woman.

>People UNIRONICALLY picked the packers to win week 2
>People UNIRONICALLY picked the panthers week 3

How can pundits be so stupid

Then why did you say my name here

You're a bandwagon faggot so I don't put much stock in your opinions

If im a bandwagon faggot then why was i watching the patriots before you were born?

really makes you think

>a pundit unironically picked the $(ERs to win in week 3

ikr

The Redskins have had success in the Super Bowl era. The closest the Browns ever got was having the Broncos crush their dreams in the 80s. Then the relocated Browns won the Super Bowl as the Ravens. Nothing is more pathetic than the Browns.

>ESPN'S "experts" picked Pittsburgh and Arizona this past week

...

>3/4 on one pick curses

>the 4th was the naners

APOLOGIZE

Your team is so shit that you can't even win with meme magic. Wow.

>'''''''Elite""""""" Qbs BTFO

But Wentz is elite...

It's amazing that all it took for the Cowboys to become likeable was to get rid of Greg Hardy and Tony Romo.

For what?
not being able to finish 2 regular season games?

>the Vick/Dream Team tripfag influx is happening all over again

>sbnation.com/2016/9/26/13065954/greg-hardy-arrested-possession-of-cocaine-cowboys-panthers

>tfw no one will watch this MNF game
>tfw everyone will be shitposting on Cred Forums for the debate
>tfw your team can shit the bed today and no one on Cred Forums will make fun of them

I'll be watching the game and working on shit for school. I just want this election to be over with.

They cut Amerson because he was getting lazy and was called out multiple times by coaches. He thought since he was a 2nd round pick that he wouldn't be cut or even benched. His cut and also Brandon Jenkins helped change the culture of the team, but unlike Jenkins Amerson started trying again and became a decent press corner.

it's her handle you stupid autist

I need Ryan, Freeman, and Cooks to not score a combined 60 tonight. shit.

Raiders release marcel reece, I bet the patriots pick him up

i hope you know you lost. each of those guys is scoring 60

we were all waiting on your fantasy blog

You haven't seen these two teams """""""""""""defense""""""""""""""" have you?

nobody ever mentions how he gets rekt at the end of that webm.

>Rex tries to make fun of Bill to Buffalo media
>not a single person laughs, or even makes a noise
twitter.com/4TomMartin/status/780509960169988100

New

They're afraid Bill will force choke then all the way from Foxborough

Tfw fan of both teams

>Crowell is rolling and on his way to the pro bowl, currently tied for second in the NFL in rushing yards next to Zeke
>Pryor is proven to be an athletic freak, has an incredible upside at WR and practically almost won sunday's game by himself
>Coleman has already showed tremendous poise prior to his injury
>Josh Gordon showed he's ready to return to the team and to 2013 form
>Nassib and Ogbah are fucking beasts, both can be future pro bowlers
>Derrick Kindred, Joe Haden, Briean Boddy-Calhoun, and Jamar Taylor are all showing serious playmaking abilities in the secondary

I don't even care if we tank and go 1-15. This team has a bright future. They have their head coach, they have a receiving core that will be one of the best in the league, they have two running backs on the come up, and the defense is young but growing week by week.

We'll get our franchise QB with this coming draft whether it's Watson or Kizer. Mark my words.

The future is bright.

>fan of both teams

I liked falocns but my dads a saints fan so yeah. I like both

stop fucking grabbing packers' receivers, then. answer's pretty simple

>that pass

miss u marvin

>thinking the gaydurrs have a chance

lmao'ing @ you rn

You know they're the Browns, right?

>The future is brown

That means you're not a fan at all.

if you're not a bandwagon faggot, why is your flag a leaf

makes you think

BTFO

Do people not understand how threads work?

redskins

He said screwed by the refs, not by cholera.

>NFL thread
>started by a Canadian

You leave touchdowns to us, we'll leave moose knuckles to you.

Holy shit, have Eagles "fans" always been this obnoxious? They're teetering on Patriot levels.

Yeah.

Still not as bad as Cowboy fans tho.

probably the most obnoxious fanbase for a team that hasn't won shit in sports history

>two generals
>both near autosaging
>don't know which to post in

Its the Browns though. They'll all either leave or suffer terrible injuries or have their souls crushed by endlessly being the bitches of the division. The ones that stay will be destroyed by subpar coaching and incompetent drafting and player evaluation. And so the cycle will repeat until the end of time

>This team has a bright future.

Bright like a river on fire.

Poetic.

SOON

>Beat the Browns, the Bears and the Steelers
>Act like they just won two playoff games

Uncucked Power Rankings

1. Patriots
2. Vikings
3. Broncos
4. Eagles
5. Packers
6. Ravens
7. Seahawks
8, Chiefs
9. Steelers
10. Giants
11. Panthers
12. Cowboys
13. Raiders
14. Redskins
15. Dolphins
16. Rams
17. Texans
18. Cardinals
19. Chargers
20. Bengals
21. Colts
22. 49ers
23. Falcons
24. Lions
25. Jets
26. Bills
27. Buccaneers
28. Titans
29. Saints
30. Jaguars
31. Browns
32. Da Bears

>Seahawks behind the Ravens and Eagles

WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU THINK THIS IS

Also,
>500

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CUTE!