I got invited to watch the Saints Falcons game with some friends from work tonight at Applebee's
They're planning on getting dinner too
Are Chicken Tenders really a sperg thing to eat or is it a meme?
I don't like anything but Tenders really at Applebee's. I don't want to look like a weirdo
just get the wings and deal with the bones you sperg
>Applebee's
Just watch it at home
eat the tenders. this life must be lived for yourself and yourself only
Get the boneless wings and tell them to put the sauce on the side
eat the tenders. this life must be lived for yourself and yourself only
I thought people were joking about this generation and chicken tendies
If you're seriously that concerned about ordering chicken tenders, then you have your answer about whether or not you're a sperg.
Witness a man completely broken by years of shitposting.
eat the life only. this tenders must be lived for yourself and yourself
eat the tenders. this life must be lived for yourself and yourself only
Tenders are for children. Eat a burger like a man. The burgers are 8 dollars on football Mondays there
It'll be fine, just don't call them "chicken tendies" or "chicken tenders" when you order, that's the kids way.
A proper adult will order "lightly breaded tenderloins of the chicken"
No, boneless chicken strips are fine but actual fucking wings are much better.
Can't believe there's faggots who can't deal with bones, might as well order a salad with low fat dressing on the side
>spending the same amount of money for half the meat
Did you know tenderest is a word?
>Give me spam instead of ham
just order apps. don't eat that much, you're there to watch football and drink
I don't drink alcohol. It upsets my stomach
Hey, don't knock spam motherfucker, that shit is cash. My dear old granny used to make me fried spam sandwiches as a kid and I still eat them from time to time this day.
stop being a pussy
whatever, tendies are literally the only good thing that wont give you diarrhea at appleshit
If you're just going there to hang out with them and watch the game, just bring your own food from home. Something you like that's a proper adult meal.
>when you're tendies come out and they are piping hot and burn your mouth
get some boneless wings with spicy honey mustard sauce and ranch
real nigga shit right there
t. Akamu Polomalu
Do restaurant chains even allow you to bring your own food? Plus he'll look even worse doing that shit, jeez
Lol
I'm glad I'm not the only one that hates applebees shit food
my fucking friends need to stop dragging me there
Jfc you're an idiot
>poor autist worried about looking weird in front of ppl from work
>tell him to pack his lunch to go to a restaurant
Holy shit the autism on this board
dont be stupid OP
you order, call them tendies, and tell your friends you're saving up your gbp like a normal person ok?
have fun for us
Applebee's is by far the worst of the retarded chains. I don't know how people willingly go there.
Why would they care? I always get choo choo train tendies.
tenders are fine dude. a real man eats whatever he wants and doesnt give a shit what others think
Exactly, better hope no girl there thinks he's cute and then he pulls out this
>caring about what people think
Beta af, kys my man
Order some wings. Pretty standard stuff. Mozzarella sticks r good too :^)
sad man
Holy fuck, just order the tenders. They probably invited you so they had something to laugh at.
Get the appetizer sampler to share, but slap the hands of anyone who tries to grab any.
Just don't call them Tendies and you'll be fine
>t. bobby hill
nah it's all about sweet & spicy
best tendies sauce hand fucking down
oh my god what a little faggot. you don't deserve to watch football with friends if you're that much of a bitch
>watching two shitty NFCS teams instead of the debate
The usual group of 5 or 6 I watch Sunday/Monday night football with has all agreed we're going to watch the debate instead and get shitfaced via drinking games
>CHYYYYYNUHHH
>all these bullys
Disappointed tbqh.
Going to my dad's tonight to watch the debate, should be fun as hell
He hates Hillary more than any sports team. More than we both hate the Cowshits even.
>he still doesn't realize Trump is Killary plant
eat the tenders. this life must be lived for yourself and yourself only
I never said anywhere I'm voting for trump
>not watching the presidential debate
I'm not even a big fan of politics but everyone I know is watching that instead of football
> implying Barbecue is not GOAT
Lad pls
make sure to get the lava cake :^)
>Chicken Tenders really a sperg thing to eat or is it a meme
there is nothing wrong is eating tendies except anyone who knows about the GBP meme will totally think of it. It's gotten to be a big meme that normies know about.
I went out to eat with some friends and this girl and her boyfriend were talking about "Good Boy Points" while looking at the menu, I thought that was funny so I said "I don't think they have tendies there though" and she looked right at her boyfriend like "WAIT, HOW DOES HE KNOW OUR INSIDE JOKE, YOU SAID YOU MADE IT UP"
We both just remained silent instead of explaining where it really came from.