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''''''''''''''''''''''''''Super''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Monday edition

>Monday
20:00 Burnley v Watford

>Tuesday
19:45 Leicester v Porto
19:45 CSKA v Tottenham

>Wednesday
19:45 Arsenal v Basel
19:45 Celtic v Man City

>Thursday
18:00 Hapoel Be'er Sheva v Southampton
20:05 Man Utd v Zorya

>Friday
20:00 Everton v Crystal Palace

Other urls found in this thread:

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/26/exclusive-investigation-england-manager-sam-allardyce-for-sale/
twitter.com/henrywinter/status/780536962998538241
youtube.com/watch?v=6t0lG477jaw
twitter.com/ChicoFlores12/status/780729209081724928
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-14465722
youtube.com/watch?v=hD5zhCCwafY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/david-cameron-insists-he-will-stay-on-as-prime-minister-regardle/
youtube.com/watch?v=aApEhFxidjo
pressgazette.co.uk/while-open-guardian-faces-financial-meltdown-paywalled-times-is-breaking-even/
dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3809501/Leicester-City-striker-Jamie-Vardy-tells-penchant-Skittles-vodka-hampered-recovery-injury.html
youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY
twitter.com/big_business_/status/780601857391464449
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37487066
albawaba.com/loop/wikileaks-document-appears-show-us-plans-destabilize-syria-back-2006-744678
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Ramsey_(footballer)
derbytelegraph.co.uk/derby-county-manager-nigel-pearson-suspended/story-29755666-detail/story.html
twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/780782586859819008
youtube.com/watch?v=hIoY4RiLbTM
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/27/sam-allardyce-sack-mocking-roy-hodgson-speech
twitter.com/HarryStopes/status/698235433872965634
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Arsenal

*dab*

are

injured

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where were you in 92

coming out of my mothers vagina

Will Memester win tomorrow night lads?

>This does not fookin' slip now

probably

leicester's two in the midfield will keep getting exposed against top teams but they'll be fine against the majority of teams, and porto are really bad

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Living in Boston at the time

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The Paco Jemez meme is getting exposed hard atm

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>de gay

>the homersexual

can we have a proper civilised discussion today please

UK has GOAT dnb nights. no other place comes even close. debate me

Being surrounded by sweaty mongs chewing the faces off themselves doesn't appeal to me

good for you m8. i despise night outs where everyone is drinking is some pop shit is blaring in the background

Will Burnley stay up?

and some pop shit*
also helps if you actually like the music

Sleep tight, lads.

sleep tight, pupper

feel like everythings fucked lads

it's ok, i can't see burnley winning too many more this season, i'm sure they'll go down

Uh-oh

>Sam Allardyce used his position as England manager to negotiate a £400,000 deal and offered advice to businessmen on how to “get around” FA rules on player transfers, The Telegraph can disclose.

anybody got the parts with Klopp

CONFIRMED: STEVE BRUCE AS ENGLAND MANAGER

SACKED IN THE MORNING
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/26/exclusive-investigation-england-manager-sam-allardyce-for-sale/

Four of a kind means they (Aston Villa) win, right?

I love Kloppo, but it was boring. Didn't learn anything.

It's on my bucket list to come to London and go to a dnb club. Gutted about Fabric.

suckin on your mom's tits

>no carvery based filenames
You should be ashamed 2bh

r8 my new meme

how many hours in paint did you spend making this?

Rip Big Sam

5 mins in photoshop

slight tweak

>bog sim

better?

>Sam

Good filenames
Bring up the pint of wine

Noice/10.

pint of gravy la, we're in a carvery

Twitter blowing up with big Sam memes

can't comprehend how bad this thing sam has done is

is it actually likely he will be fired because of it?

decent chance he'll be fired

twitter.com/henrywinter/status/780536962998538241

haha

time for EDDIE

Bruce

did cruyff ever get his sticky
might bring that meme back

pretty sure he did in the end, took a while though

i want fuchs to be mein führer

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Football every day of the week, at least I have that going on for me

Neville siblings to england heach coaching would be great entertainment tqhwyf

>Big Sam lasted 1 (one) game

You can't make this shit up.

fill in the blanks
>Everton will be in __ place in the table come Christmas because __________

10th, Koeman is implicated in this Telegraph scandal.

what does that mean I don't follow EPL religiously like you guys

shut up Zomby

So according to the Telegraph, 10 managers are gonna be exposed as doing dodgy deals.

If one of them isn't Pardew I'll give a tenner for everyone who gives me a (You)

Pards is an upstanding citizen

>de gay

Koeman
Pardew
van Laal
Ranieri
Puel
Pochettino
Wonga
Mazzari
Karanka
Bilic

would be my guess

JUST

Has he been sacked yet?

I hope the gold plated pies and premium caverys were worth it Samuel.

They're obviously not all Premiership managers you twat.

No Mouyes? I seriously fucking doubt it, mate. Wonga wouldn't risk shit, he's the guy who won't spend money due to the board telling him it has to have 're-sale value'. I'm not kidding, Wonga said he has to follow 4 criteria before he can buy a player. Wish I could be assed to find it, but this is Cred Forums, nobody cares...

sorry, just assumed that because they were investigating the England manager

whoops haha

>This Fat Sam stuff
>The reaction I possess towards it

Eat shit you jabba the hut looking cunt.

So who will replace Bog Sim?

If you got sacked for a paper making a claim, anybody could be sacked. There will be a 12 month investigation, by then, it'll be cheaper to sack him or he resigns.

The question is, who replaces him?

i went and trolled reddit for bit, did you know if you get -100 karma your posts just don't appear to anyone else but yourself? wtf man, what about free speech.

more like just in time for Jose.

pulis

I made like 3 posts a year ago on reddit and somehow I got -8 points. I got scared and upset and never posted again.

>tfw nearing 2,000 karma

Jelly?

>paper making a claim

There is a video of him saying dodgy shit, he's gone

There's a difference between making a claim, and making a claim with video evidence to back it up though.

Not really. Just shows you just generally agree with everyone which makes it boring.

>he thinks that's enough
>"It was just banter, your honour"

Unless they have actual physical evidence he was scraping from the top, you know, contracts and shit. Then that isn't enough.

What WILL happen is if it's criminal (it isn't, just against their rules) they'd force him to admit to doing it by going "you'll get off easy". It's how 90% of all cases of "Man admits being rayciss" happens. They admit. If you DON'T admit, they have to PROVE you were racysiss. And no, a single person saying you were doesn't count as evidence.

So him saying that shit could be defended as being 'out of context' based on an 'earlier unrecorded conversation'. Furthermore, I seem to remember there are laws or some shit about being filmed/photographed without permission, so any lawyer would be smart enough to attack that.

Hillary = Guardiola
Trump = Mourinho

Hahaha holy shit this jelly!

trumps gunna win tho?

that was a reply in true reddit style my good friend.

I don't know how it works in nt management, but it doesn't take much for a manager to get sacked at club level.

He could just be forced to resign to save reputation

Hilary = Guardiola
Trump = Big sam

American population = moyes

I'd say there'll be a few who've left their position, probably going back years

Prob. It's why Mouyes demands that in his contract, he gets £10m (TEN MILLION) for each year left remaining on his contract if he gets fired. So if he got fired now, he'd get £40m. It's why he always does 5 years.

Funny as fuck desu.

So Big Sam will prob go "I'll resign for a packet of pork pies and a pint of bitter".

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/26/exclusive-investigation-england-manager-sam-allardyce-for-sale/

habbenings

Why release this now?

At least wait until we have a big tournament coming up

So when is >moyes getting the England job?

> Vincent Kompany and Kevin de Bruyne have flown to Barcelona for specialist treatment following their recent injury setbacks.

mm that sweet sweet hgh

>You now remember the horse placenta meme

>you now remember "blood spinning"

I'm pretty sure Thiago went to a doctor Guardiola recommended while he was at Bayern, and ended up being injured for longer, because the guy did such a shitty job.

we can only hope

that's very rude

I will be very surprised if one of them is not Mourinho, too many shady deals over the years.

Yup, plenty of trash he bought from mendes

fancy a pint of wine with me carvery

>no mention of redknapp

>giving advice on how to buy players
>calling woy and Gary out on their shit
>admitting Wembley was too expensive

He should be given a pay rise not the sack

>people aren't watching shit football at 11:30am from australia
Just what do you do with your tuesday mornings?

Why did the carvery thing start. Was there actually a story about him in a carvery or is it just a funny caricature because he's a fat northern bastard?

I'm at work mate

Masturbate and play Hearthstone

The latter, obviously

If they didn't catch him yet they never will.

>on Cred Forums at work
Your life is shitter than mine

>What would you like to drink sir?
>Sauvignon blanc, pint
>What beer would you like?
>Who said anything about beer?

>thinking he'd drink wine
He'd be drinking beer by the barrell

Trumps gonna lose lads

They are both as bad as each other, usa is fucked no matter what

>Which meat would you like sir?
>ONE OF EACH
>Very good sir
>EY UP, WHAT ARE YOU CUTTING IT FOR?
>Uh...
>ONE. OF. EACH.

Can you imagine 4 or even 8 years of either of these 2 as President?
I want off this planet.

Coo fair enough. Just didn't want to be missing out on a funny rl story so had to check

I'd rather Clinton because she'd just fuck up america, Trump would try and fuck up the whole world

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Sporting-Legia. Fresh forecast: yellow cards Total: Legia: handicap -1: youtube.com/watch?v=6t0lG477jaw

>Trump would try and fuck up the whole world
world needs it tbqh

Hillary's been bought and sold by the illuminati, so not a lot would change in day-to-day life, just more billions being filtered into billionaires bank accounts, Trump may actually end the fucking world.

hahaha you stupid fat fuck

wrong way round

Well the world is already fucked.
Obama did absolutely nothing for the last 8 years, Hilary and Trump are owned by the Jew lobby.
Nothing will change.

probably the other way around, it's not trump that has completely fucked up the middle east in the last years a caused a 'refugee' crisis

Top bantz.
When will the FA realise English coaches a shit? Literally the only decent one ATM is Eddie Meme, and I doubt he'd want to take job at such a young age.
Might put a cheeky fiver on Southgate getting the job.

>epple is actually filled with clinton apologists

wtf i hate generals now

>how to lose the best paid nt manager job in record time
kek what a retard, he could have lasted for years without doing shit, nobody expects englel to win anything

Our entire view of the choice is between a douche and a turd sandwich

>dude South Park lmao

fuck off back to that other website

then why was Woy sacked

Woy had the job for 4 fucking years m8, Allardyce has only lasted one game.

ITV?

>then why was Woy sacked
Woy had the shitshow of the 2014 world cup and didn't get sacked

if allardyce lasted as much as woy he would have pocketed 16m after 4 years of vacation

>Northern

why would they do this?

did he screw over someone at the telegraph?

>Why would a newspaper release a story, that's sure to generate a lot of interest, and visitors to their site

Investigate journalism is a thing

Papers live for this stuff. The fake Sheikh was my favourite.

>spend years practically begging for the England job
>Fuck it all up after 1 (one) game

this was his one chance at a high profile job and he's ruined it for a fraction of his salary

Is Big Sam a gangland figure?

You now rember England struggling to victory in that game.

>getting rid of a manager with a 100% win record

He literally did fuck all and it was nearly a decade ago. The media are the biggest ABEs in the world

A win is a win. What kind of little prick cares how you get it?

Underrated.

DAY VS NIGHT
CITY VS UNITED

The media do.

Who will be the next yes man to be brought in?

Southgate?
Neville?
Other Neville?

Do we believe he will expose City, lads?

Vicente del Bosque

City will expose him.

Conte should be fired right in time to get the job.

So what's actually happening with fat sam?

twitter.com/ChicoFlores12/status/780729209081724928
Maximum kek

Getting sacked according to the media.

Kek. Is he still upset about Sam laughing at him that one time.

>Pardew favourite for next England manager

JUST
U
S
T

He used to own this huge building on the Seafront in Portsmouth but it was a listed building so he wasn't allowed to demolish it our change how it looked and he wanted to develop the land then a few weeks after his planning permission was denied it burnt down

really makes you think

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-14465722

Fuck me. T.T

Just give Southgate the bloody job already.

Easily

It's gotta be Pulis, the West Brom owners already didn't trust him to sign players because he kept trying to buy people who have the same agent as him that he'd earn money from

>mfw I wake up and realise it is liverpool's year

>T.T
Stop that.

Sounds like something straight out of a movie about mafia

fite me

funnily enough, he does have "mafia" connections in Bournemouth where he lives

not so much your typical mafia but it's an underground crime network of sorts

spurs here. no. we've look pretty good so far, at times great, shit occasionally, but we're not clinical at all and always let the other team have a few chances. shitty will win by 2.

>the homersexual

lyl

Clinton is easy to imagine as she'll just continue the conservative politics of the last decades.

And what does he do for them?

The biggest problem with Hilary is that she will keep on destabilizing the middle east, I have no doubts Trump would do the same though.

What are they called? The South Coast TrawlerBoys?

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I was honestly just starting to warm to having Sam as a manager. Now it will be someone even worse like pardew or Southgate

Fucking twat

No shit, the man is a moron that got exposed when he actually had to debate a serious opponent rather than morons who doubt evolution and global warming. He's a meme politician

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Desu the FA and the country should ask themselves if what he did is bad enough to replace him with Pardew.

He's barely a politican

>Women could be in charge of USA, UK, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Germany

Feminism has won

connections for bribes/bungs, fixing, match betting etc. do a lot of drug dealing as well

>Had to debate a serious politician
>Literally wooden as fuck
>False smile constantly
>Every "fact" was immediately discredited or lead to something much worse for her on the the same lines

kys, just because the BBC says he lost doesn't mean that he did, son.

>The alternatives were Corbyn and Trump

Thank fuck the women won

>Corbyn was part of the tory leadership campaign

Talk shit about Jezza and you'll be up against the wall.

It's a lose/lose situation.

>Corbyn
>Bad

fuck off Tony

Trump came across like an angry man child who fell for every bit of bait she left out. He admitted he doesn't pay taxes, he agreed he wanted a financial collapse, he didn't deny not paying workmen for work, and he got caught openly lying about his Global Warming comments and Obama.

He's an idiot who has no place in real politics, and would get absolutely shown up on a world stage

>mfw all the liberal "news" sites we're basically posting "TRUMP BTFO" as if it were Liverpool fans talking about ABLs after beating a team like Stoke

I miss unbiased news sites

The memes have been the only positive of this election cycle

Sacked in the morning!

Why is "The Emails" on a dildo?

It's a bullet, America's small dick mentality means they need to force guns and eagles into everything

Because America is fucked either way

truth bullet la

sky sports power rankings through week 6

dam son

Das it Mane

Tony Blair was the best leader this country has ever had

this doesn't make sense as the truth bullets counter whats being actively said, not deflect from it

yeah sure okay mate

Kane exposed, Walcott for England.

son is looking ace against shitters like Sunderland and Boro

But it will be interesting to see wether he can do it against man city this weekend.

certainly the best in the last 50 years thats for sure

but thats not saying much

The days of a mass centralist consensus, where we could focus on helping education and the NHS. Now 2 extreme sides battling, fuck

was not expecting McArthur

he was good until he decided to become bush's lapdog

as it stands he's one of the worst PMs of all time for getting us into iraq

>not using tabular figures
sky are so fucking unprofessional, what are they wasting my £1,200 a year on?

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I still think hes good but agree that was a monumental mistake. what a retard

true, him, aznar and bush should all be tried for crimes against humanity. And most other usa presidents too

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>he pays money for sky

Excited for Villa to drop a lead at the 88th minute again

Fuck my life is hell

Pitt the Elder!

sure thing

not him but
>i pay money for sky
>i still just stream stuff any way

>tfw I just use my dads sky go account

Are you looking forward to league 1? Do you miss the days of John Carew now?

LORD PALMERSTON

>league 1

c'mon now m8

and yeah Carew was bae

Hiddick is the best option. If it has to be an Englishman than give it to Howe for the next 6 years (3 major tournaments) hes young enough to tell Rooney Cahill Walcott and Hart to fuck off and staring more youth like Rashford Stones Ings and Butland.

based big strong underrated chico

You now remember when we had to watch arab/rusky streams with awful quality, constant stuttering, with the knowledge that the site could be closed one day to another.

You've won 1 game in 9 against championship sides don't kid yourself that you're safe blud

Team just needs time to click. There's no danger of relegation this season, I'm confident of that.

What role did Hilary play in the Syrian Civil War? I'm ignorant, not on the wind up.

>things Wolves fans said 3 years ago

Villa have brought better players instead of losing all of theirs.

You now remember sopcast and TVUPlayer

You now remember bensports with their epic Chinese house music during adverts

YOU WANNA ROLL TO THE CLUB LIKE ME
STEP TO THE FRONT LIKE ME
SUPERSTAR AND A V.I.P.
YOU WANNA BE LIKE ME

>not le referendum man

That reddit page where they all advertise their streams is a godsend desu.

she's a neocon so is very much pro intervention in the middle east

lybia, egypt, arab spring, benghazi, etc

the syrian 'civil war' is only the latest episode of the middle east destruction pushed by the presidency she was part of as secretary of state

>"I will stay on as PM even if we vote leave"
>Isn't even a politician 2 months later
He's always treated his promises like daughters, things to forget

Yeah I can't stand Reddit because of the layout but goddamn soccerstreams is fucking based

>the syrian 'civil war' is only the latest episode of the middle east destruction pushed by the presidency she was part of as secretary of state
You can't deny that Bush had a major hand in the starting of the middle east chaos

Does nobody remember this? It was based :(

i still use sopcast if streams are available, it works better than acestream most of the time. does go offline randomly though

I remember spstream

>leeds 'big club' united
>blackburn
>wigan
>cardiff

lmaoing@ur lives

Did he really end up in jail for noncing?

Fuck me, I haven't seen Villa near the top of these lists since

well ever

based

But the bensports music. Nobody?

I used to be praying for halftime and full time just to hear it 2bh. I even screen captured it like 7 years ago and still have it on my computer

>possibly going bottom tonight
>still one of the best supported teams

no clue m8

>tfw i remember when leeds were in the CL and sold out elland road every week

>now they dont even own elland road and get under 20k on average
>i have a 15 year old cousin who doesnt even remember leeds being a premier league team

he was malaysian its legal there. its practically their main tourism income

post the music

ok uploading to YouTube wait a sec

>tfw u meme your way to being the best centreback in the prem

this desu

how the fuck do blackburn only get a third of their capacity

kompany?
Smalling?
Vertongan?

The Daily Telegraph has just published new allegations against England manager Sam Allardyce.

They say that, during their investigation into alleged corruption in football, Allardyce complained about the tax system in the UK, claiming HMRC is the "most corrupt business" in Britain.

>smalling
>Vertonghen

kek

KEK

K E K

Here it is. This channel used to be streamed on sopcast like 6/7 years ago not sure exactly but this music would always play throughout the ad breaks and it was great

youtube.com/watch?v=hD5zhCCwafY

>Allardyce complained about the tax system in the UK, claiming HMRC is the "most corrupt business" in Britain

Well, that's nothing we don't already know.

>he rated Roman Pavlyuchenko

lmao at those fudged newcastle numbers

I'm an american so correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like nothing Sam said is actually wrong, is that true?

yes

Never rated him much, loved him to bits though so I uploaded a few videos a long time ago when I was playing around with video editing kek

>The Telegraph's investigation has revealed that England manager Sam Allardyce has been paying sums in the thousands of pounds every month to a mysterious 'Toby C'. This unknown character is shown in the accompanying police sketch.

I'm sure I've heard that last song sampled in a vaporwave song before, I just can't think which one

When did he say he was gonna stay on as PM if we left? He made it pretty clear he was gonna step down if we voted leave

also that winning goal against liverpool mang that was such a great moment

liverpool top of the league and unbeaten, spurs bottom with like 2 points after the juande ramos nightmare. scores the winner with the last kick of the game. video was worth uploading just for that goal fucking based moment

Pretty much. He basically described things as they really are rather than how the FA pretends things are.

why would an english paper, a patriotic one at that sabotage their own teams manager? what possible benefit did this whole 2 years of effort have? to fuck our own national team over?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/david-cameron-insists-he-will-stay-on-as-prime-minister-regardle/

found it, it was the weird intro to pioneer

youtube.com/watch?v=aApEhFxidjo

>defending literal corruption

to sell newspapers

Acestream is based

The Telegraph is going under.

It's getting worse and worse as a paper and they can't switch to a donation model like the Guardian because their readers are tight-fisted 50+ Tories.

They need all the exposure they can get.

do you have a subscription to the sun and pay 5% of your earnings to Rupert Murdoch?

donations aren't even working for the Guardian
pressgazette.co.uk/while-open-guardian-faces-financial-meltdown-paywalled-times-is-breaking-even/

So you'd rather they didn't try and uncover corruption?

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3809501/Leicester-City-striker-Jamie-Vardy-tells-penchant-Skittles-vodka-hampered-recovery-injury.html
>I had a three-litre vodka bottle at home I would put loads of Skittles sweets in.
>Once one batch had fully dissolved, I'd top it up with more — only the red or purple sweets because I don't fancy the orange, green and yellow ones. I must have put a different batch in at least 20 times.
>After that, you can drink the vodka neat and it tastes just like Skittles. When I was bored at home in the evening I'd pour myself a glass, sit back and enjoy. The vodka was decent but it wasn't doing much for my dead leg, which didn't stop bleeding for ages.

>only the red or purple sweets because I don't fancy the orange, green and yellow ones
>because I don't fancy the yellow ones

>not doing the 5 different colours seperately

Fucking clueless.

double d, big full breasts on my baby

He's not the smartest lad is he. Skittles is an actual drink and that is not even slightly how you make it

>double d's on a baby

should probably get that looked at senpai

Absolut(e) madman ;)

Fuck off if you've never put skittles in vodka ready for a night with the lads.

You seperate the skittles into different bottles so you have 5 different flavours of vodka, nonce.

Well, at least they've got a long time to turn it around after the cash they got from selling off their stake in auto trader I guess.

Gotta say though their anti-Corbyn stance is fucking retarded considering their average reader.

What about vodka in watermelon?

That's if you want to be proper. You can just mush it all it and swig it. It's basically when you want to get hammered without having multiple bottles. So, no, it isn't 'proper oh look how quirky i am xD' cocktail, but it is if you just want to get plastered on cheap vodka. Vardy clearly drinks that shit.

>being a nigger

trip on fake UTV

Wait is bog sim gonna get sacked already?

Probably

Jesus Christ

Football should be more important than corruption desu

>dead leg
>bleeding

what

is a dead leg not what i think it its?

This desu.

Fuck, FIFA have already ended all racism in the world, what more do people want.

And he'll have the greatest win rate of ALL TIME. OF ALLLL TIME.

someone gave him one hell of a punch

Really? Didn't they only hire him because they had literally no good options anyway.

>people surprised that newspapers are all going bankrupt when you have to go outside, to a shop, then pay money for them, then carry them around and sift through all the shite in them when everyone has access to the internet and 9001 free news sites

newspapers are just a dead industry like blockbuster and camera film development

And with it unqualified bloggers gain influence and genuine journalists struggle for work. Sad times

i used to love skittles (the actual drink) desu. GOAT student drink for getting wasted

Kind of insane really that the Daily Mail was the first to realise that click bait is only profitable model.

they didnt need to change up what they were doing, they were the real life equivalent of clickbait, still love reading it though for the hilarious stuff on there

The Daily Mail front page is like some sort of epic monument to man's inhumanity to man.

did you want to make a programme about it?

kek

>WE CAN'T TAKE MORE MIGRANTS
>HANDS OFF THIS MIGRANT
Only they could manage that kind of hypocrisy

They could have picked a good looking guy for the femail magazine.

Konta is not a child, you ugly cunt

Any updates on the Bog Sim applying for a job in a carvery situation?

youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY

She was when she came here

Nearly every commentator for that video has a meme for an avatar.

Really makes you think.

>Of the 37 matches that N'Golo Kante has played in the Premier League, he's only lost 5 times. 3 v Arsenal and 2 v Liverpool.

Okay, and how is that relevant to the daily mail reporting the PM's stance on migrants?

That will be expanded upon this season now that he plays for Chelshit. They'll lose at least 10 this season.

imagine being so desperate for attention that you make the same thread twice

100%

he's basically flipped off the FA, keeping him on would destroy their credibility

inb4
>FA
>credibility

Just an employee of the country's real masters
Just like the Bushes, Clinton(s) and Obama
Just another talking head telling lies on teleprompters

Cahill will be dropped and Chelsea will win the league, I doubt they will lose 10 games.

everything started when Reagan armed the talibans

you mean the brave, freedom fighting mujahadeen

lmao

The whole appeal of having Big Sam is that he would tell the FA to fuck off.

If he's saying that their rules are easily circumvented maybe they should take a look at themselves instead of blaming the person who points it out desu.

It's not like anyone would have a chance in that job though.

I doubt even W Bush went into it planning on just doing what he was told, the problem is that 'they' control the information you see and they're in charge of implementing anything you choose to do.

I was reading somewhere (and this may be complete bollocks since I can't even remember the source) that the standard procedure is to present the president with an endless series of crises and solutions. The solutions come in two types, the 'good' which is what they want you to do and the 'bad' which is where they will fuck the implementation up so badly that you'll never dare take that option again.

and blair and aznar too, and they should be judged for it, but that was in 2003 (until recently). Somehow people pretend the last 8 years of nobel price obama and secretary of state clinton haven't been an absolute disaster for the middle east

Pretty excited about the football tonight desu.

Me too, FNF is making European weeks a bit exhausting though desu.

I'm gonna miss all the CL stuff anyway since I'm going to watch Huddersfield Rotherham.

Hillary's attempts to appeal to the youth vote never fail to amuse

twitter.com/big_business_/status/780601857391464449

Phil Neville is such a waste of space.

FNF?

>tfw I'm going to listen to Derby lose to cardiff
Hoping for a Huddersfield won just to avoid us going bottom

>Sing for me, negro

>FNF?

friday night football

less obnoxious than his brother tbf

Hopefully we beat Rotherham and then Newcastle beat Norwich tomorrow and we go back top.

Maybe I'm getting delusional even thinking about league position at this stage though.

I'm laughing but also a little bit sad that
>this is the state of the US right now

new

She already has the youth vote locked down. Most young people lean left, and are terrified of Trump winning. The young people voting Trump are either doing it for the memes, or Bernouts still mad about the old kike getting slammed in the primaries.

>Shills for United
>Less annoying than anything
nah

should've brought young thug instead of some has been

Shouldn't you be worried about your own national team?
>You might unironically lose to Saudi Arabia

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37487066

will he, dare I say it, instantly become the best manager in the league?

No

or there are still some youth in the us who aren't stupid

I don't understand why they want Guidolin gone so badly. He was great last year and they've had a pretty hard start to the season

lel

Gotta put those damn Commies in their place.

Oh, agreed. But it's still good to criticise them.

>Dortmund - Real
Aww yiss

Thugger would eat her booty.

Maybe there are, but there are still only two stupid options.

There's so much money at stake, I think we're going to see more knee-jerk reactions than ever before.

Despite all the awful things that are happening in the world, I think when we're all old and we look back we'll be glad that we lived during the Age of Rooney.

>tfw I was alive to see him score that one World Cup goal

truly incredible moment

>back when we we're demanding Gerrard be removed from the team instead of him

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

Thanks for cheering me up.

>forgetting about Stein or Aleppoman

>Ian Ayre reportedly about to move to 1860 Munich
What the fuck?

he did make liverpool competitive with everton during his tenure, maybe he'll do it again

That cunt ruined Huddersfield so badly it took us 20 years to recover.

...

Based Ayre wonder if he'll take his Harley on the autobahn

Other 3 are harry

Mark Hughes will be one of the ex-internationals

Plans to destabilise Assad have been in place since at least 2006.

albawaba.com/loop/wikileaks-document-appears-show-us-plans-destabilize-syria-back-2006-744678

The situation in Syria is not especially anything go to do with Hillary Clinton, but if (when) she gets into office, she will prolong the war and destroy the country far worse than it already is by ramping up support for le moderate rebels (read: Jihadists and Islamist). Assad has the rebels on the ropes at the moment, it's best to just support him now as it means the war will end quicker.

The size of my dick, every pussy tight t b h

>Yeah, it's fucking easy, just let me loose in a club and I'll buy whatever players you like

Where's Conte? He has the Mafia involved I'm sure of it.

That's why he'll never be caught.

'Arry
Hodgesaurus
Hoddle
Pardew
Can't even think of 3 other English managers....

Bog Sim
Eddie Meme
that black guy at QPR

>Hassblebank
>English

>that black guy at QPR

that's Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Ramsey_(footballer)

Ooh forgot Warnock and Steve Bruce.
Doubt Eddie Meme is part of the LADS CLUB yet.

>Warnock

good call, I can't believe he's never been caught

Has Avram Grant managed at international level? Fancy a Chelsea manager or two to be in there they have some very weird deals

kek

he used to manage Isreal but he's managing ghana at the moment so I don't know if he'd count as ex

Israeli and Ghanaian teams

>BREAKING: Nigel Pearson suspended by Derby County hours before Ipswich game:

KEK it's all falling apart for the honest British managers.

Guess we've had a name mentioned

lel, does that mean Chris Powell will take charge tonight?

I'm going to need a sauce on that

>Nigel Pearson
do you think he's one of the managers in the Telegraph shitlist or just because he's at the bottom of the table?

derbytelegraph.co.uk/derby-county-manager-nigel-pearson-suspended/story-29755666-detail/story.html

Ronaldo is getting sent off tonight

twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/780782586859819008

I don't get this image

Aiyo, picture me getting a job
Taking orders from Bob, selling corn on the cob
Yo, how the hell I'mma make ends meet
Making about 120 dollars a week

Fucking hell

Yep, he'd be in charge. At least the fans will like who is in the dugout now

I think he means chelsea sacked mou to let him go to united, so that he could play mind games with pep to fuck up both of their teams and let chelsea sneak to the top

But it didn't work

Chelsea is happy that United(Mou) and Liverpool(Bald Klopp) are below them in the table? idk. Just ignore Chelsea autism.

>bald Klopp

King autism.

Do this one.

I can't even tell which team the person who made this supports

I like Chris Powell, really wouldn't want him in charge of my team (again) though.

M.V.P. on the MIC

>Bob Bradley to Swansea

MAXIMUM KEK. Today has been full of lolz.

Not like he could do much worse than we are doing right now

Hello fellas, how the hell are ye?

True, I was never overly worried about being relegated with him in the job desu.

A bit sleepy, too much to drink with lunch.

Liverpool CEO Ian Ayre to take over as general manager of 1860 Munich at end of season

Do you just drink during the middle of the day in the UK?

Not always.

>he has a time of day he doesn't drink

finna bait out some pengs wit mi bredren

>sacking Guidolin

nice job shitsea, hope you get relegated

never understood the meme "you can only drink in the evenings"

getting ready for her eplel to be exposed AGAIN tonight

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjaajjaaj deulded Englishmen your league is a joke barca and real rape you pep is walking it too


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA you must be so mad that you invented the game and every aspect of your footballing life is so bad!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Beta English sissy cucks Muslims haha

>Waiting for the little clock hands to point to the drinking allowed number

this 2bh

t. Pablo, Barcelona fan, from Murcia

...

Nigel Pearson suspended.

HAPPENING

English managers are about to fall like dominoes.

This sting is going to be great banter.

We're all fans of Championship clubs in here la.

Porque, negro?

>he supports a league

Well if thats the case I can relate.

I don't understand how this doesn't ruin your afternoons. If I drink lets say one, two maybe three beers at just some random time of day I'll get tired and most likely a headache an hour or two later.

Clearly you need to man up and learn how to drink

You need to see a doctor m8.

Well yeah, beer will make you sleepy. Have a little tot of rum at lunch just sets you up for the afternoon.

youtube.com/watch?v=hIoY4RiLbTM

ISIS-core when lads

>I don't understand how this doesn't ruin your afternoons. If I drink lets say one, two maybe three beers at just some random time of day I'll get tired and most likely a headache an hour or two later.
it sounds like you might have made a mistake and stopped drinking

this tbf

>not waking up and then drinking right till you fall asleep

jajajajajaja

can someone photoshop that kit into a swansea one

XD

hope AVB can come in and save England desu

But thats the thing though, how can you drink for an entire day? I don't have time for that, I have a job. Also how can you even afford it, you'll need at least somewhere in-between 10-20 pints of beer to drink through out an entire day. And then theres always the risk that you get too eager to keep drink more and you end up completely hammered. Just can't picture doing this unless I'm at a festival desu. Then I'll go full throttle every day all day for the entire thing. That doesn't really work on a day-to-day basis though.

>Spanish fans cheer when barca, madrid and madrid all win
>German fans cheer when Bayern, Dortmund et al win
>English fans laugh at how their rivals fuck up in eastern europe

If it was easy then everyone would do it.

I only drink all day when I'm going to an away game.

Drinking all day everyday you've got to have some serious dedication to the cause.

sounds like you're really not man enough

you have to remember the tax on alcohol is much lower here than in Norway

Faggot

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/27/sam-allardyce-sack-mocking-roy-hodgson-speech

why are women so fucking sensitive

>reading the guardian just to get triggered

>Also how can you even afford it

£3.50 for 3 litres of this filth

Literally can't handle more than 4 beers

Commentisfree section of the Guardian is one of the worst layers of hell.

>those 2 opinion pieces to the far left and right

Nothing wrong with that unless you go out and try to drink 8 every time.

the guardian opinion section is such cancer

twitter.com/HarryStopes/status/698235433872965634

lol

only wannabe hard men act like they aren't fucked after 4 beers desu

>new Adam Curtis documentary next month
fucking yes man

Damn that looks fucking gross

Fair point 3bh

>Lindy West

I can't read any of her shite without wanting to kill myself

T H I C C
H
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So, everyone in /epl/ reads the Guardian?

i read the dm la

entertainment 24/7 family

>having loyalty to any one source of information
enjoy your retardation la

I used to but I only read the sport section now. Get most of my news from the BBC or twitter

I always read Sunday Mail

wew lad wouldn't take a skip out of me

Looks like antifreeze

Eh, I'm sure big guys like Big Sam could easily handle it.

Ye, I'm old enough to not try that anymore.

Hype

Who said anything about loyalty? Read from as many sources as you can

>Isco can barely get more than 20 mins a game every now and then for Madrid
>would be a superstar in the PL
makes you think

Sunday is the day when they bring out their best stories gleaned from a week of harassing celebrities and minor royals right?

Just wondering if people read it because everyone seemed to be familiar with the god awful opinion pieces desu.

I like their football weekly podcast

I've really gone off that recently.

he's a budget Lallana

and I hate Lallana

He started 30 games last season and will get around that again with how injury prone Madrid are.

based Barry Glendenning

How have Arsenal not won the champions league, you've been in it for 20 consecutive years, how the fuck have you not won it

Liverpool got to 2 finals in a 3 year window

>Derby sack Pearson
>hire Bruce
>the Telegraph releases the tape of his meeting right after he signs

WENGER OUT

This is it right? England can't become any more of a shambles after this.

>At first glance, it appears a mystery why a club who have spent the past nine years walking the supposedly gold-paved Premier League pavements, with average crowds well in excess of 40,000, seem locked in a series of apparently eternal relegation skirmishes, but Sunderland’s most recent accounts explain a lot. They have failed to post a profit since 2006, recording pre-tax losses totalling £170m over the past nine years. The latest one – registered for the financial year ending summer 2015 – was £25m. Perhaps significantly, the only top-tier clubs to produce worse figures were the subsequently relegated Aston Villa and QPR.

holy kek

this doesn't mean anything though, newcastle posted profits upon profits and then collapsed

"doing well in the Champions League uhh is not important, finishing high enough to get into the Champions League uhh is" - AW

>Leicester City's King Power Stadium is effectively being renamed for 48 hours because of strict UEFA rules surrounding the Champions League

It happens all the time. Surely Arsenal and Man City get rebranded too.

Wonder if RB teams have to be rebranded?

lol
>our year la i'm putting 50 on it

What an embarrassment of a club

t. utter lightweight ponces

>haha Liverpool are doing well

mhm

>8/13
>in fucking September
Good God.

>Irish flag
well of course it wouldn't, you only eat potatoes because they're used to make vodka

Anyone got a webm of Pirlo's Panenka over Hart? I feel like laughing at England.

not me

>04:45

Caught a glimpse of one of my new housemates today while I went back to get my key card, these guys are elusive buggers

This is basically what he looks like

Barca and Basel are just that good, they can score 45 goals in a game

Trying times, but worthy of remebering desu.

Is something like this even legal?

thought it was Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the thumbnail

>City of Manchester Stadium
>Arsenal Stadium

I would really this to be more commonly used in stadiums with sponsorship names. Like don't call Stamford Brigde Chelsea Stadium or Anfield Liverpool etc.

Liverpool fans: could Gerrard set the tempo of a game with his passing? I'm not talking about comparing him to Paul Scholes, i'm not talking about him being like Roy Keane, with quick, relentless forward passing. Or was he like Pogba that he needed someone behind to control the game?

Why is Wes Morgan on the bench for Leicester's u19s?

think it's time to apologise Cred Forums

I'm personally going to call it the Chat Shit, Get Banged Stadium.

le sideways pass merchant man

he could control a game but it wasn't his best role and he would often lose his discipline and try do everything himself when things didn't go to plan

he was at his best with Alonso/Mascherano alongside him and a bit more freedom to play

Ashburton Grove would be better than Arsrnal Stadium alas

>arsenal stadium
>not ashburton grove

I'm more impressed with him having 100 more touches than anyone else

there's like 25 touches difference between 2nd and 8th... and a 100 touch difference between 1st and 2nd

...

tfw no tracksuit wearing anti Zionist president

"City of Manchester Stadium" is a sponsorship name cause it was built for the Commonwealth Games and named to promote Manchester

"Arsenal Stadium" is lazy af given that it used to be called Ashburton Grove, same goes for "Leicester City Stadium" because all the fans call it Filbert Way or Freemans Wharf. At least it's not called the Walkers Bowl desu

>68% forward passes

>It gets called the crisp bowl for the CL
Now that would be hilarious

tracksuit prez are GOAT

Imagine how triggered americans would be.

Big Sam sacked

First anime of the new season is out lads, Kaijuu girls

shut the fuck up

Going to need some ketchup on that carvery

Prove it you stupid manc

I see we are a bit upset tonight

Now that Big Sam has been sacked, Pep can finally get the England job he's always dreamed of

Stuart Pearce back to Man City any moment now lads

Truu

new

The Sun here.

kys