leicester's two in the midfield will keep getting exposed against top teams but they'll be fine against the majority of teams, and porto are really bad
Ethan Bailey
...
Angel Watson
...
Carson Richardson
Living in Boston at the time
Isaiah Jackson
...
Grayson Cruz
The Paco Jemez meme is getting exposed hard atm
Joshua Hall
...
Kevin Kelly
>de gay
Xavier Murphy
>the homersexual
Eli Smith
can we have a proper civilised discussion today please
Jacob Flores
UK has GOAT dnb nights. no other place comes even close. debate me
David Morris
Being surrounded by sweaty mongs chewing the faces off themselves doesn't appeal to me
Evan Taylor
good for you m8. i despise night outs where everyone is drinking is some pop shit is blaring in the background
Hunter Ross
Will Burnley stay up?
Blake Gomez
and some pop shit* also helps if you actually like the music
Lucas Turner
Sleep tight, lads.
Ethan Hernandez
sleep tight, pupper
Grayson Russell
feel like everythings fucked lads
Lucas Gutierrez
it's ok, i can't see burnley winning too many more this season, i'm sure they'll go down
Ethan Gray
Uh-oh
Jackson Taylor
>Sam Allardyce used his position as England manager to negotiate a £400,000 deal and offered advice to businessmen on how to “get around” FA rules on player transfers, The Telegraph can disclose.
I hope the gold plated pies and premium caverys were worth it Samuel.
Adam Miller
They're obviously not all Premiership managers you twat.
Cameron Evans
No Mouyes? I seriously fucking doubt it, mate. Wonga wouldn't risk shit, he's the guy who won't spend money due to the board telling him it has to have 're-sale value'. I'm not kidding, Wonga said he has to follow 4 criteria before he can buy a player. Wish I could be assed to find it, but this is Cred Forums, nobody cares...
Jaxson Lopez
sorry, just assumed that because they were investigating the England manager
whoops haha
Christian Butler
>This Fat Sam stuff >The reaction I possess towards it
Eat shit you jabba the hut looking cunt.
Cameron Robinson
So who will replace Bog Sim?
Lincoln Hernandez
If you got sacked for a paper making a claim, anybody could be sacked. There will be a 12 month investigation, by then, it'll be cheaper to sack him or he resigns.
The question is, who replaces him?
Tyler Wilson
i went and trolled reddit for bit, did you know if you get -100 karma your posts just don't appear to anyone else but yourself? wtf man, what about free speech.
Levi James
more like just in time for Jose.
Thomas Morales
pulis
Ryan Sanders
I made like 3 posts a year ago on reddit and somehow I got -8 points. I got scared and upset and never posted again.
Kevin Gonzalez
>tfw nearing 2,000 karma
Jelly?
Jacob Wright
>paper making a claim
There is a video of him saying dodgy shit, he's gone
Connor Gray
There's a difference between making a claim, and making a claim with video evidence to back it up though.
Ryder Torres
Not really. Just shows you just generally agree with everyone which makes it boring.
Jackson James
>he thinks that's enough >"It was just banter, your honour"
Unless they have actual physical evidence he was scraping from the top, you know, contracts and shit. Then that isn't enough.
What WILL happen is if it's criminal (it isn't, just against their rules) they'd force him to admit to doing it by going "you'll get off easy". It's how 90% of all cases of "Man admits being rayciss" happens. They admit. If you DON'T admit, they have to PROVE you were racysiss. And no, a single person saying you were doesn't count as evidence.
So him saying that shit could be defended as being 'out of context' based on an 'earlier unrecorded conversation'. Furthermore, I seem to remember there are laws or some shit about being filmed/photographed without permission, so any lawyer would be smart enough to attack that.
Owen Taylor
Hillary = Guardiola Trump = Mourinho
Logan Martinez
Hahaha holy shit this jelly!
Jordan James
trumps gunna win tho?
Nicholas Cox
that was a reply in true reddit style my good friend.
Thomas Bennett
I don't know how it works in nt management, but it doesn't take much for a manager to get sacked at club level.
He could just be forced to resign to save reputation
Dylan Brown
Hilary = Guardiola Trump = Big sam
American population = moyes
Eli Wilson
I'd say there'll be a few who've left their position, probably going back years
Gavin Thomas
Prob. It's why Mouyes demands that in his contract, he gets £10m (TEN MILLION) for each year left remaining on his contract if he gets fired. So if he got fired now, he'd get £40m. It's why he always does 5 years.
Funny as fuck desu.
So Big Sam will prob go "I'll resign for a packet of pork pies and a pint of bitter".
At least wait until we have a big tournament coming up
Zachary Thompson
So when is >moyes getting the England job?
John Morris
> Vincent Kompany and Kevin de Bruyne have flown to Barcelona for specialist treatment following their recent injury setbacks.
mm that sweet sweet hgh
Ryan Hernandez
>You now remember the horse placenta meme
Joshua Harris
>you now remember "blood spinning"
Brody Garcia
I'm pretty sure Thiago went to a doctor Guardiola recommended while he was at Bayern, and ended up being injured for longer, because the guy did such a shitty job.
Juan Rivera
we can only hope
Parker Jenkins
that's very rude
Jack Smith
I will be very surprised if one of them is not Mourinho, too many shady deals over the years.
Jack Edwards
Yup, plenty of trash he bought from mendes
Nathan Edwards
fancy a pint of wine with me carvery
Hunter Rivera
>no mention of redknapp
Christian Price
>giving advice on how to buy players >calling woy and Gary out on their shit >admitting Wembley was too expensive
He should be given a pay rise not the sack
Ian James
>people aren't watching shit football at 11:30am from australia Just what do you do with your tuesday mornings?
Jose Ross
Why did the carvery thing start. Was there actually a story about him in a carvery or is it just a funny caricature because he's a fat northern bastard?
Adam Evans
I'm at work mate
Carson Hughes
Masturbate and play Hearthstone
Adrian Ortiz
The latter, obviously
Charles Cruz
If they didn't catch him yet they never will.
Charles Morris
>on Cred Forums at work Your life is shitter than mine
Cameron Carter
>What would you like to drink sir? >Sauvignon blanc, pint >What beer would you like? >Who said anything about beer?
Jacob Scott
>thinking he'd drink wine He'd be drinking beer by the barrell
Xavier Ramirez
Trumps gonna lose lads
Gabriel Sanchez
They are both as bad as each other, usa is fucked no matter what
Adrian Morales
>Which meat would you like sir? >ONE OF EACH >Very good sir >EY UP, WHAT ARE YOU CUTTING IT FOR? >Uh... >ONE. OF. EACH.
Adam Cruz
Can you imagine 4 or even 8 years of either of these 2 as President? I want off this planet.
Joshua Scott
Coo fair enough. Just didn't want to be missing out on a funny rl story so had to check
Matthew Reyes
I'd rather Clinton because she'd just fuck up america, Trump would try and fuck up the whole world
>Trump would try and fuck up the whole world world needs it tbqh
Caleb Turner
Hillary's been bought and sold by the illuminati, so not a lot would change in day-to-day life, just more billions being filtered into billionaires bank accounts, Trump may actually end the fucking world.
Brayden Ramirez
hahaha you stupid fat fuck
Adam Brown
wrong way round
Zachary King
Well the world is already fucked. Obama did absolutely nothing for the last 8 years, Hilary and Trump are owned by the Jew lobby. Nothing will change.
Isaiah Ross
probably the other way around, it's not trump that has completely fucked up the middle east in the last years a caused a 'refugee' crisis
Gabriel Wright
Top bantz. When will the FA realise English coaches a shit? Literally the only decent one ATM is Eddie Meme, and I doubt he'd want to take job at such a young age. Might put a cheeky fiver on Southgate getting the job.
Robert Hughes
>epple is actually filled with clinton apologists
wtf i hate generals now
Brayden Baker
>how to lose the best paid nt manager job in record time kek what a retard, he could have lasted for years without doing shit, nobody expects englel to win anything
Connor Nguyen
Our entire view of the choice is between a douche and a turd sandwich
Aiden Morris
>dude South Park lmao
fuck off back to that other website
then why was Woy sacked
Nathan Sullivan
Woy had the job for 4 fucking years m8, Allardyce has only lasted one game.
Gabriel Russell
ITV?
Jose Price
>then why was Woy sacked Woy had the shitshow of the 2014 world cup and didn't get sacked
Brandon Gonzalez
if allardyce lasted as much as woy he would have pocketed 16m after 4 years of vacation
Ian Martin
>Northern
Owen Stewart
why would they do this?
did he screw over someone at the telegraph?
Chase Gomez
>Why would a newspaper release a story, that's sure to generate a lot of interest, and visitors to their site
Ian Rogers
Investigate journalism is a thing
Samuel Lopez
Papers live for this stuff. The fake Sheikh was my favourite.
Connor Carter
>spend years practically begging for the England job >Fuck it all up after 1 (one) game
this was his one chance at a high profile job and he's ruined it for a fraction of his salary
Blake Perez
Is Big Sam a gangland figure?
Cooper Murphy
You now rember England struggling to victory in that game.
Andrew Ward
>getting rid of a manager with a 100% win record
Dominic Lopez
He literally did fuck all and it was nearly a decade ago. The media are the biggest ABEs in the world
Aiden Miller
A win is a win. What kind of little prick cares how you get it?
Blake Ward
Underrated.
Luke Smith
DAY VS NIGHT CITY VS UNITED
Ryan Rivera
The media do.
Caleb Myers
Who will be the next yes man to be brought in?
Southgate? Neville? Other Neville?
Juan Sullivan
Do we believe he will expose City, lads?
Gavin Cooper
Vicente del Bosque
Kevin Lopez
City will expose him.
Blake Collins
Conte should be fired right in time to get the job.
Kek. Is he still upset about Sam laughing at him that one time.
Mason Murphy
>Pardew favourite for next England manager
JUST U S T
Anthony Campbell
He used to own this huge building on the Seafront in Portsmouth but it was a listed building so he wasn't allowed to demolish it our change how it looked and he wanted to develop the land then a few weeks after his planning permission was denied it burnt down
It's gotta be Pulis, the West Brom owners already didn't trust him to sign players because he kept trying to buy people who have the same agent as him that he'd earn money from
Easton Morris
>mfw I wake up and realise it is liverpool's year
Lucas Thomas
>T.T Stop that.
Justin Butler
Sounds like something straight out of a movie about mafia
Levi Martin
fite me
Gavin Perry
funnily enough, he does have "mafia" connections in Bournemouth where he lives
not so much your typical mafia but it's an underground crime network of sorts
Justin Campbell
spurs here. no. we've look pretty good so far, at times great, shit occasionally, but we're not clinical at all and always let the other team have a few chances. shitty will win by 2.
Samuel Scott
>the homersexual
lyl
Clinton is easy to imagine as she'll just continue the conservative politics of the last decades.
Carson Phillips
And what does he do for them?
The biggest problem with Hilary is that she will keep on destabilizing the middle east, I have no doubts Trump would do the same though.
Connor Diaz
What are they called? The South Coast TrawlerBoys?
Liam Lewis
...
Elijah Lopez
I was honestly just starting to warm to having Sam as a manager. Now it will be someone even worse like pardew or Southgate
Fucking twat
Isaiah King
No shit, the man is a moron that got exposed when he actually had to debate a serious opponent rather than morons who doubt evolution and global warming. He's a meme politician
Easton Gomez
...
Xavier Ross
Desu the FA and the country should ask themselves if what he did is bad enough to replace him with Pardew.
Kayden Williams
He's barely a politican
Adam Ortiz
>Women could be in charge of USA, UK, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Germany
Feminism has won
Julian Gonzalez
connections for bribes/bungs, fixing, match betting etc. do a lot of drug dealing as well
Nicholas King
>Had to debate a serious politician >Literally wooden as fuck >False smile constantly >Every "fact" was immediately discredited or lead to something much worse for her on the the same lines
kys, just because the BBC says he lost doesn't mean that he did, son.
Carter Phillips
>The alternatives were Corbyn and Trump
Thank fuck the women won
Eli Gomez
>Corbyn was part of the tory leadership campaign
Levi Bell
Talk shit about Jezza and you'll be up against the wall.
It's a lose/lose situation.
Christopher Russell
>Corbyn >Bad
fuck off Tony
Robert Jones
Trump came across like an angry man child who fell for every bit of bait she left out. He admitted he doesn't pay taxes, he agreed he wanted a financial collapse, he didn't deny not paying workmen for work, and he got caught openly lying about his Global Warming comments and Obama.
He's an idiot who has no place in real politics, and would get absolutely shown up on a world stage
Xavier Taylor
>mfw all the liberal "news" sites we're basically posting "TRUMP BTFO" as if it were Liverpool fans talking about ABLs after beating a team like Stoke
I miss unbiased news sites
Mason Collins
The memes have been the only positive of this election cycle
Aiden Robinson
Sacked in the morning!
Jason Torres
Why is "The Emails" on a dildo?
Thomas Ramirez
It's a bullet, America's small dick mentality means they need to force guns and eagles into everything
Jose Butler
Because America is fucked either way
Elijah Torres
truth bullet la
Tyler Diaz
sky sports power rankings through week 6
dam son
Luis Gonzalez
Das it Mane
Jace Wilson
Tony Blair was the best leader this country has ever had
Ian Ortiz
this doesn't make sense as the truth bullets counter whats being actively said, not deflect from it
Juan Hughes
yeah sure okay mate
Lincoln Evans
Kane exposed, Walcott for England.
Hunter Morales
son is looking ace against shitters like Sunderland and Boro
But it will be interesting to see wether he can do it against man city this weekend.
Nicholas Diaz
certainly the best in the last 50 years thats for sure
but thats not saying much
Adrian Morales
The days of a mass centralist consensus, where we could focus on helping education and the NHS. Now 2 extreme sides battling, fuck
Bentley Jones
was not expecting McArthur
Jordan Richardson
he was good until he decided to become bush's lapdog
as it stands he's one of the worst PMs of all time for getting us into iraq
Nathan Torres
>not using tabular figures sky are so fucking unprofessional, what are they wasting my £1,200 a year on?
Sebastian Richardson
...
Adam Evans
I still think hes good but agree that was a monumental mistake. what a retard
Jaxson Johnson
true, him, aznar and bush should all be tried for crimes against humanity. And most other usa presidents too
Connor Gonzalez
...
Luis Young
>he pays money for sky
Tyler Howard
Excited for Villa to drop a lead at the 88th minute again
Fuck my life is hell
James Johnson
Pitt the Elder!
Camden Harris
sure thing
Elijah Cruz
not him but >i pay money for sky >i still just stream stuff any way
Ayden Russell
>tfw I just use my dads sky go account
Nathaniel Peterson
Are you looking forward to league 1? Do you miss the days of John Carew now?
Carter Gonzalez
LORD PALMERSTON
Luis Jenkins
>league 1
c'mon now m8
and yeah Carew was bae
Evan Lewis
Hiddick is the best option. If it has to be an Englishman than give it to Howe for the next 6 years (3 major tournaments) hes young enough to tell Rooney Cahill Walcott and Hart to fuck off and staring more youth like Rashford Stones Ings and Butland.
Nicholas Scott
based big strong underrated chico
Robert Carter
You now remember when we had to watch arab/rusky streams with awful quality, constant stuttering, with the knowledge that the site could be closed one day to another.
Gavin Hall
You've won 1 game in 9 against championship sides don't kid yourself that you're safe blud
Brody Anderson
Team just needs time to click. There's no danger of relegation this season, I'm confident of that.
Elijah Green
What role did Hilary play in the Syrian Civil War? I'm ignorant, not on the wind up.
Chase Adams
>things Wolves fans said 3 years ago
David Collins
Villa have brought better players instead of losing all of theirs.
Kayden Barnes
You now remember sopcast and TVUPlayer
You now remember bensports with their epic Chinese house music during adverts
YOU WANNA ROLL TO THE CLUB LIKE ME STEP TO THE FRONT LIKE ME SUPERSTAR AND A V.I.P. YOU WANNA BE LIKE ME
William Smith
>not le referendum man
Henry Davis
That reddit page where they all advertise their streams is a godsend desu.
Michael Young
she's a neocon so is very much pro intervention in the middle east
Jaxon Mitchell
lybia, egypt, arab spring, benghazi, etc
the syrian 'civil war' is only the latest episode of the middle east destruction pushed by the presidency she was part of as secretary of state
Matthew Scott
>"I will stay on as PM even if we vote leave" >Isn't even a politician 2 months later He's always treated his promises like daughters, things to forget
Jaxson Campbell
Yeah I can't stand Reddit because of the layout but goddamn soccerstreams is fucking based
Jaxon Lee
>the syrian 'civil war' is only the latest episode of the middle east destruction pushed by the presidency she was part of as secretary of state You can't deny that Bush had a major hand in the starting of the middle east chaos
Cooper Jackson
Does nobody remember this? It was based :(
Blake Jenkins
i still use sopcast if streams are available, it works better than acestream most of the time. does go offline randomly though
Leo Johnson
I remember spstream
Lincoln Evans
>leeds 'big club' united >blackburn >wigan >cardiff
lmaoing@ur lives
Jackson Scott
Did he really end up in jail for noncing?
Ryder Clark
Fuck me, I haven't seen Villa near the top of these lists since
well ever
based
Aaron Walker
But the bensports music. Nobody?
I used to be praying for halftime and full time just to hear it 2bh. I even screen captured it like 7 years ago and still have it on my computer
Ryan Sanders
>possibly going bottom tonight >still one of the best supported teams
Leo Edwards
no clue m8
David Bailey
>tfw i remember when leeds were in the CL and sold out elland road every week
>now they dont even own elland road and get under 20k on average >i have a 15 year old cousin who doesnt even remember leeds being a premier league team
Carter Howard
he was malaysian its legal there. its practically their main tourism income
post the music
Luke Reed
ok uploading to YouTube wait a sec
Nathan Jones
>tfw u meme your way to being the best centreback in the prem
Jack Brown
this desu
Nathan Ramirez
how the fuck do blackburn only get a third of their capacity
Ryan Sanders
kompany? Smalling? Vertongan?
Oliver Jenkins
The Daily Telegraph has just published new allegations against England manager Sam Allardyce.
They say that, during their investigation into alleged corruption in football, Allardyce complained about the tax system in the UK, claiming HMRC is the "most corrupt business" in Britain.
Asher Rogers
>smalling >Vertonghen
kek
KEK
K E K
Zachary Turner
Here it is. This channel used to be streamed on sopcast like 6/7 years ago not sure exactly but this music would always play throughout the ad breaks and it was great
>Allardyce complained about the tax system in the UK, claiming HMRC is the "most corrupt business" in Britain
Well, that's nothing we don't already know.
Jayden White
>he rated Roman Pavlyuchenko
Julian Price
lmao at those fudged newcastle numbers
Logan Taylor
I'm an american so correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like nothing Sam said is actually wrong, is that true?
Jose Scott
yes
Jaxon Morales
Never rated him much, loved him to bits though so I uploaded a few videos a long time ago when I was playing around with video editing kek
Blake Baker
>The Telegraph's investigation has revealed that England manager Sam Allardyce has been paying sums in the thousands of pounds every month to a mysterious 'Toby C'. This unknown character is shown in the accompanying police sketch.
Xavier Sanders
I'm sure I've heard that last song sampled in a vaporwave song before, I just can't think which one
Noah Sanchez
When did he say he was gonna stay on as PM if we left? He made it pretty clear he was gonna step down if we voted leave
Charles Ward
also that winning goal against liverpool mang that was such a great moment
liverpool top of the league and unbeaten, spurs bottom with like 2 points after the juande ramos nightmare. scores the winner with the last kick of the game. video was worth uploading just for that goal fucking based moment
Asher Adams
Pretty much. He basically described things as they really are rather than how the FA pretends things are.
Ayden Watson
why would an english paper, a patriotic one at that sabotage their own teams manager? what possible benefit did this whole 2 years of effort have? to fuck our own national team over?
So you'd rather they didn't try and uncover corruption?
Jayden Lopez
dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3809501/Leicester-City-striker-Jamie-Vardy-tells-penchant-Skittles-vodka-hampered-recovery-injury.html >I had a three-litre vodka bottle at home I would put loads of Skittles sweets in. >Once one batch had fully dissolved, I'd top it up with more — only the red or purple sweets because I don't fancy the orange, green and yellow ones. I must have put a different batch in at least 20 times. >After that, you can drink the vodka neat and it tastes just like Skittles. When I was bored at home in the evening I'd pour myself a glass, sit back and enjoy. The vodka was decent but it wasn't doing much for my dead leg, which didn't stop bleeding for ages.
>only the red or purple sweets because I don't fancy the orange, green and yellow ones >because I don't fancy the yellow ones
Jose Rivera
>not doing the 5 different colours seperately
Fucking clueless.
Kevin Perez
double d, big full breasts on my baby
Hudson Ramirez
He's not the smartest lad is he. Skittles is an actual drink and that is not even slightly how you make it
Jose Russell
>double d's on a baby
should probably get that looked at senpai
Levi Jackson
Absolut(e) madman ;)
Joseph Cruz
Fuck off if you've never put skittles in vodka ready for a night with the lads.
Robert Walker
You seperate the skittles into different bottles so you have 5 different flavours of vodka, nonce.
John Robinson
Well, at least they've got a long time to turn it around after the cash they got from selling off their stake in auto trader I guess.
Gotta say though their anti-Corbyn stance is fucking retarded considering their average reader.
Anthony Morris
What about vodka in watermelon?
Elijah King
That's if you want to be proper. You can just mush it all it and swig it. It's basically when you want to get hammered without having multiple bottles. So, no, it isn't 'proper oh look how quirky i am xD' cocktail, but it is if you just want to get plastered on cheap vodka. Vardy clearly drinks that shit.
Xavier Turner
>being a nigger
Cameron Ross
trip on fake UTV
Julian Williams
Wait is bog sim gonna get sacked already?
Kevin Jackson
Probably
Liam Scott
Jesus Christ
William Moore
Football should be more important than corruption desu
John Brown
>dead leg >bleeding
what
is a dead leg not what i think it its?
Aaron Green
This desu.
Fuck, FIFA have already ended all racism in the world, what more do people want.
Jayden Diaz
And he'll have the greatest win rate of ALL TIME. OF ALLLL TIME.
Evan Sullivan
someone gave him one hell of a punch
Andrew Peterson
Really? Didn't they only hire him because they had literally no good options anyway.
Ayden Robinson
>people surprised that newspapers are all going bankrupt when you have to go outside, to a shop, then pay money for them, then carry them around and sift through all the shite in them when everyone has access to the internet and 9001 free news sites
newspapers are just a dead industry like blockbuster and camera film development
Zachary Gonzalez
And with it unqualified bloggers gain influence and genuine journalists struggle for work. Sad times
Oliver Perry
i used to love skittles (the actual drink) desu. GOAT student drink for getting wasted
Jordan Moore
Kind of insane really that the Daily Mail was the first to realise that click bait is only profitable model.
Jace Rodriguez
they didnt need to change up what they were doing, they were the real life equivalent of clickbait, still love reading it though for the hilarious stuff on there
Liam Long
The Daily Mail front page is like some sort of epic monument to man's inhumanity to man.
Wyatt Reyes
did you want to make a programme about it?
Owen Cruz
kek
David Thompson
>WE CAN'T TAKE MORE MIGRANTS >HANDS OFF THIS MIGRANT Only they could manage that kind of hypocrisy
Matthew Lee
They could have picked a good looking guy for the femail magazine.
Chase Ortiz
Konta is not a child, you ugly cunt
Hunter Reed
Any updates on the Bog Sim applying for a job in a carvery situation?
Nearly every commentator for that video has a meme for an avatar.
Really makes you think.
Oliver Sullivan
>Of the 37 matches that N'Golo Kante has played in the Premier League, he's only lost 5 times. 3 v Arsenal and 2 v Liverpool.
Angel Johnson
Okay, and how is that relevant to the daily mail reporting the PM's stance on migrants?
Jayden Sanders
That will be expanded upon this season now that he plays for Chelshit. They'll lose at least 10 this season.
Dominic Garcia
imagine being so desperate for attention that you make the same thread twice
100%
he's basically flipped off the FA, keeping him on would destroy their credibility
inb4 >FA >credibility
Michael Ward
Just an employee of the country's real masters Just like the Bushes, Clinton(s) and Obama Just another talking head telling lies on teleprompters
Blake Morris
Cahill will be dropped and Chelsea will win the league, I doubt they will lose 10 games.
Elijah Reyes
everything started when Reagan armed the talibans
Ian Rivera
you mean the brave, freedom fighting mujahadeen
Jason Russell
lmao
Ryan Wood
The whole appeal of having Big Sam is that he would tell the FA to fuck off.
If he's saying that their rules are easily circumvented maybe they should take a look at themselves instead of blaming the person who points it out desu.
It's not like anyone would have a chance in that job though.
I doubt even W Bush went into it planning on just doing what he was told, the problem is that 'they' control the information you see and they're in charge of implementing anything you choose to do.
I was reading somewhere (and this may be complete bollocks since I can't even remember the source) that the standard procedure is to present the president with an endless series of crises and solutions. The solutions come in two types, the 'good' which is what they want you to do and the 'bad' which is where they will fuck the implementation up so badly that you'll never dare take that option again.
Carter Walker
and blair and aznar too, and they should be judged for it, but that was in 2003 (until recently). Somehow people pretend the last 8 years of nobel price obama and secretary of state clinton haven't been an absolute disaster for the middle east
Isaac Parker
Pretty excited about the football tonight desu.
Anthony Morris
Me too, FNF is making European weeks a bit exhausting though desu.
Dominic Hall
I'm gonna miss all the CL stuff anyway since I'm going to watch Huddersfield Rotherham.
Ethan Lewis
Hillary's attempts to appeal to the youth vote never fail to amuse
>tfw I'm going to listen to Derby lose to cardiff Hoping for a Huddersfield won just to avoid us going bottom
Lincoln Gutierrez
>Sing for me, negro
Benjamin Ward
>FNF?
friday night football
less obnoxious than his brother tbf
Jaxon Miller
Hopefully we beat Rotherham and then Newcastle beat Norwich tomorrow and we go back top.
Maybe I'm getting delusional even thinking about league position at this stage though.
Jaxson Hughes
I'm laughing but also a little bit sad that >this is the state of the US right now
Aaron Ross
new
Brody Stewart
She already has the youth vote locked down. Most young people lean left, and are terrified of Trump winning. The young people voting Trump are either doing it for the memes, or Bernouts still mad about the old kike getting slammed in the primaries.
>Shills for United >Less annoying than anything nah
Jack Stewart
should've brought young thug instead of some has been
Ryan Gutierrez
Shouldn't you be worried about your own national team? >You might unironically lose to Saudi Arabia
will he, dare I say it, instantly become the best manager in the league?
Jayden Wood
No
Logan Flores
or there are still some youth in the us who aren't stupid
Nolan Reed
I don't understand why they want Guidolin gone so badly. He was great last year and they've had a pretty hard start to the season
Justin Wood
lel
Parker Powell
Gotta put those damn Commies in their place.
Oh, agreed. But it's still good to criticise them.
>Dortmund - Real Aww yiss
Thugger would eat her booty.
James Jackson
Maybe there are, but there are still only two stupid options.
David Wilson
There's so much money at stake, I think we're going to see more knee-jerk reactions than ever before.
Jace Ortiz
Despite all the awful things that are happening in the world, I think when we're all old and we look back we'll be glad that we lived during the Age of Rooney.
Leo Hughes
>tfw I was alive to see him score that one World Cup goal
truly incredible moment
Evan Walker
>back when we we're demanding Gerrard be removed from the team instead of him
Jason Ortiz
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?' The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm. The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
Wyatt Watson
Thanks for cheering me up.
>forgetting about Stein or Aleppoman
Mason Rodriguez
>Ian Ayre reportedly about to move to 1860 Munich What the fuck?
Jace Jackson
he did make liverpool competitive with everton during his tenure, maybe he'll do it again
John Reyes
That cunt ruined Huddersfield so badly it took us 20 years to recover.
Oliver Brown
...
Isaac Edwards
Based Ayre wonder if he'll take his Harley on the autobahn
Alexander Campbell
Other 3 are harry
Elijah Bailey
Mark Hughes will be one of the ex-internationals
Nolan King
Plans to destabilise Assad have been in place since at least 2006.
The situation in Syria is not especially anything go to do with Hillary Clinton, but if (when) she gets into office, she will prolong the war and destroy the country far worse than it already is by ramping up support for le moderate rebels (read: Jihadists and Islamist). Assad has the rebels on the ropes at the moment, it's best to just support him now as it means the war will end quicker.
Eli Morales
The size of my dick, every pussy tight t b h
Lucas Adams
>Yeah, it's fucking easy, just let me loose in a club and I'll buy whatever players you like
Jaxon Walker
Where's Conte? He has the Mafia involved I'm sure of it.
Benjamin Hall
That's why he'll never be caught.
Jackson Robinson
'Arry Hodgesaurus Hoddle Pardew Can't even think of 3 other English managers....
Aiyo, picture me getting a job Taking orders from Bob, selling corn on the cob Yo, how the hell I'mma make ends meet Making about 120 dollars a week
Camden Wilson
Fucking hell
Yep, he'd be in charge. At least the fans will like who is in the dugout now
Tyler Garcia
I think he means chelsea sacked mou to let him go to united, so that he could play mind games with pep to fuck up both of their teams and let chelsea sneak to the top
But it didn't work
Benjamin Lewis
Chelsea is happy that United(Mou) and Liverpool(Bald Klopp) are below them in the table? idk. Just ignore Chelsea autism.
Owen Flores
>bald Klopp
Aaron Campbell
King autism.
Jayden Peterson
Do this one.
Isaac White
I can't even tell which team the person who made this supports
Andrew Thompson
I like Chris Powell, really wouldn't want him in charge of my team (again) though.
Jack Walker
M.V.P. on the MIC
Easton Perry
>Bob Bradley to Swansea
MAXIMUM KEK. Today has been full of lolz.
Angel Williams
Not like he could do much worse than we are doing right now
Juan Thompson
Hello fellas, how the hell are ye?
Grayson Cook
True, I was never overly worried about being relegated with him in the job desu.
A bit sleepy, too much to drink with lunch.
Christian Russell
Liverpool CEO Ian Ayre to take over as general manager of 1860 Munich at end of season
Robert Davis
Do you just drink during the middle of the day in the UK?
Hunter Turner
Not always.
Dominic Roberts
>he has a time of day he doesn't drink
Angel Cooper
finna bait out some pengs wit mi bredren
Robert Kelly
>sacking Guidolin
nice job shitsea, hope you get relegated
Caleb Wilson
never understood the meme "you can only drink in the evenings"
James Martinez
getting ready for her eplel to be exposed AGAIN tonight
Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjaajjaaj deulded Englishmen your league is a joke barca and real rape you pep is walking it too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA you must be so mad that you invented the game and every aspect of your footballing life is so bad!
>Waiting for the little clock hands to point to the drinking allowed number
Nathan Brown
this 2bh
Logan Reed
t. Pablo, Barcelona fan, from Murcia
Christopher Lopez
...
Zachary Carter
Nigel Pearson suspended.
HAPPENING
English managers are about to fall like dominoes.
This sting is going to be great banter.
Nicholas Barnes
We're all fans of Championship clubs in here la.
Adrian Walker
Porque, negro?
Cooper Martin
>he supports a league
Noah Stewart
Well if thats the case I can relate.
I don't understand how this doesn't ruin your afternoons. If I drink lets say one, two maybe three beers at just some random time of day I'll get tired and most likely a headache an hour or two later.
Adrian Sullivan
Clearly you need to man up and learn how to drink
Jackson Perez
You need to see a doctor m8.
Adrian Ortiz
Well yeah, beer will make you sleepy. Have a little tot of rum at lunch just sets you up for the afternoon.
>I don't understand how this doesn't ruin your afternoons. If I drink lets say one, two maybe three beers at just some random time of day I'll get tired and most likely a headache an hour or two later. it sounds like you might have made a mistake and stopped drinking
Nathaniel Kelly
this tbf
Caleb Wright
>not waking up and then drinking right till you fall asleep
Benjamin Cruz
jajajajajaja
Easton Rodriguez
can someone photoshop that kit into a swansea one
Jayden Jenkins
XD
Cooper Russell
hope AVB can come in and save England desu
Joshua Lewis
But thats the thing though, how can you drink for an entire day? I don't have time for that, I have a job. Also how can you even afford it, you'll need at least somewhere in-between 10-20 pints of beer to drink through out an entire day. And then theres always the risk that you get too eager to keep drink more and you end up completely hammered. Just can't picture doing this unless I'm at a festival desu. Then I'll go full throttle every day all day for the entire thing. That doesn't really work on a day-to-day basis though.
John Ward
>Spanish fans cheer when barca, madrid and madrid all win >German fans cheer when Bayern, Dortmund et al win >English fans laugh at how their rivals fuck up in eastern europe
Henry Bell
If it was easy then everyone would do it.
Dylan Howard
I only drink all day when I'm going to an away game.
Drinking all day everyday you've got to have some serious dedication to the cause.
Isaiah Reed
sounds like you're really not man enough
Noah Turner
you have to remember the tax on alcohol is much lower here than in Norway
only wannabe hard men act like they aren't fucked after 4 beers desu
Juan Williams
>new Adam Curtis documentary next month fucking yes man
Blake Carter
Damn that looks fucking gross
Fair point 3bh
Luis Brooks
>Lindy West
I can't read any of her shite without wanting to kill myself
Jonathan Ward
T H I C C H I C C
Ryder Rogers
So, everyone in /epl/ reads the Guardian?
Kevin Hill
i read the dm la
entertainment 24/7 family
Austin Price
>having loyalty to any one source of information enjoy your retardation la
Oliver Torres
I used to but I only read the sport section now. Get most of my news from the BBC or twitter
Leo Ward
I always read Sunday Mail
John Stewart
wew lad wouldn't take a skip out of me
Jaxon Stewart
Looks like antifreeze
Eh, I'm sure big guys like Big Sam could easily handle it.
Ye, I'm old enough to not try that anymore.
Hype
Carter Parker
Who said anything about loyalty? Read from as many sources as you can
Jeremiah Hughes
>Isco can barely get more than 20 mins a game every now and then for Madrid >would be a superstar in the PL makes you think
Dominic Perry
Sunday is the day when they bring out their best stories gleaned from a week of harassing celebrities and minor royals right?
Just wondering if people read it because everyone seemed to be familiar with the god awful opinion pieces desu.
Jordan Sanchez
I like their football weekly podcast
Leo Hughes
I've really gone off that recently.
Caleb Edwards
he's a budget Lallana
and I hate Lallana
Nolan Roberts
He started 30 games last season and will get around that again with how injury prone Madrid are.
Eli Hernandez
based Barry Glendenning
William Morris
How have Arsenal not won the champions league, you've been in it for 20 consecutive years, how the fuck have you not won it
Liverpool got to 2 finals in a 3 year window
Austin Wright
>Derby sack Pearson >hire Bruce >the Telegraph releases the tape of his meeting right after he signs
Easton Anderson
WENGER OUT
Isaiah Ross
This is it right? England can't become any more of a shambles after this.
Isaac Ross
>At first glance, it appears a mystery why a club who have spent the past nine years walking the supposedly gold-paved Premier League pavements, with average crowds well in excess of 40,000, seem locked in a series of apparently eternal relegation skirmishes, but Sunderland’s most recent accounts explain a lot. They have failed to post a profit since 2006, recording pre-tax losses totalling £170m over the past nine years. The latest one – registered for the financial year ending summer 2015 – was £25m. Perhaps significantly, the only top-tier clubs to produce worse figures were the subsequently relegated Aston Villa and QPR.
holy kek
Leo Gray
this doesn't mean anything though, newcastle posted profits upon profits and then collapsed
Landon Jackson
"doing well in the Champions League uhh is not important, finishing high enough to get into the Champions League uhh is" - AW
Michael Long
>Leicester City's King Power Stadium is effectively being renamed for 48 hours because of strict UEFA rules surrounding the Champions League
Tyler Torres
It happens all the time. Surely Arsenal and Man City get rebranded too.
Wonder if RB teams have to be rebranded?
Nathaniel Turner
lol >our year la i'm putting 50 on it
Andrew Cox
What an embarrassment of a club
Sebastian Ortiz
t. utter lightweight ponces
Jace Nguyen
>haha Liverpool are doing well
Dominic Rodriguez
mhm
Adam Rodriguez
>8/13 >in fucking September Good God.
Leo Evans
>Irish flag well of course it wouldn't, you only eat potatoes because they're used to make vodka
Kayden Rodriguez
Anyone got a webm of Pirlo's Panenka over Hart? I feel like laughing at England.
Jeremiah Hughes
not me
Caleb Lee
>04:45
John Ross
Caught a glimpse of one of my new housemates today while I went back to get my key card, these guys are elusive buggers
This is basically what he looks like
Jayden Martin
Barca and Basel are just that good, they can score 45 goals in a game
Leo Wood
Trying times, but worthy of remebering desu.
Carson Hill
Is something like this even legal?
Jaxson Price
thought it was Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the thumbnail
Kayden Flores
>City of Manchester Stadium >Arsenal Stadium
I would really this to be more commonly used in stadiums with sponsorship names. Like don't call Stamford Brigde Chelsea Stadium or Anfield Liverpool etc.
Josiah Sullivan
Liverpool fans: could Gerrard set the tempo of a game with his passing? I'm not talking about comparing him to Paul Scholes, i'm not talking about him being like Roy Keane, with quick, relentless forward passing. Or was he like Pogba that he needed someone behind to control the game?
Eli Brooks
Why is Wes Morgan on the bench for Leicester's u19s?
Isaiah Clark
think it's time to apologise Cred Forums
Hunter Hall
I'm personally going to call it the Chat Shit, Get Banged Stadium.
Angel Bell
le sideways pass merchant man
Oliver Smith
he could control a game but it wasn't his best role and he would often lose his discipline and try do everything himself when things didn't go to plan
he was at his best with Alonso/Mascherano alongside him and a bit more freedom to play
Tyler Allen
Ashburton Grove would be better than Arsrnal Stadium alas
Robert Adams
>arsenal stadium >not ashburton grove
Jaxson Long
I'm more impressed with him having 100 more touches than anyone else
there's like 25 touches difference between 2nd and 8th... and a 100 touch difference between 1st and 2nd
Charles Johnson
...
Connor Carter
tfw no tracksuit wearing anti Zionist president
Nathan Kelly
"City of Manchester Stadium" is a sponsorship name cause it was built for the Commonwealth Games and named to promote Manchester
"Arsenal Stadium" is lazy af given that it used to be called Ashburton Grove, same goes for "Leicester City Stadium" because all the fans call it Filbert Way or Freemans Wharf. At least it's not called the Walkers Bowl desu
Jackson Walker
>68% forward passes
Sebastian Nelson
>It gets called the crisp bowl for the CL Now that would be hilarious
Bentley Smith
tracksuit prez are GOAT
Eli Thomas
Imagine how triggered americans would be.
Nathan Williams
Big Sam sacked
Logan White
First anime of the new season is out lads, Kaijuu girls
Anthony Nelson
shut the fuck up
Daniel Fisher
Going to need some ketchup on that carvery
Lincoln Hughes
Prove it you stupid manc
Daniel Sullivan
I see we are a bit upset tonight
Jayden Hall
Now that Big Sam has been sacked, Pep can finally get the England job he's always dreamed of
Stuart Pearce back to Man City any moment now lads