/heem/: never forget edition

thanks again man, geez you're so nice keeping us informed about all the events and mma news

god bless you sir

Tyrone*

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1. Yes
2. Yes
3. No
4. Depends who gets the brass knuckle

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*VROOM VROOM*

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/"revs"/country/ca/

Tyrone bless

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Uhm, exqueeze me but it's Tyron, no 'e'. Thanks :)

I'm a regular left hand larry so I could heem all of them no sweat.

DONT

No 'e', no class

i would unironically support Mighty Mouse if he became mad niggerish and made this his walk out song

youtube.com/watch?v=1RQnCtM0OK8

[motorcycle noises in the distance]

>how bad do you regret your JUST?

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sorry can't acknowledge how extremely fuckin shook you are, too busy gotta go

>He was winning until he was losing
>The [guy who lost] simply lost [guy who won] did not win
>If it had gone on a little longer [guy who lost] would have won

i could beat cm punk and dana and twice on sunday

*vroom vroom*

>It's to troll paige!!!
>It's in the way!!!!
>I'm not '''''''''''becoming''''''''' a lesbian because i'm clinically depressed

recent news
probably meldonium or something

mmafighting.com/2016/9/26/13065134/ufc-heavyweight-ruslan-magomedov-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti

>there is no variance in how a fight plays out

you know when you were younger and your little brother would follow you around copying everything you did and it just made you feel cool as shit lol

*revs u up*

>he would have won if he didnt lose

never stop thinking about me lol

pretty much guaranteed meldonium bud

youtube.com/watch?v=oqS9KaEg_Xs

nah tyron(eeee) would've lost to rory every time tbhfam

*vrooooooooom*

What are your favorite MMA cliches?

lol he's the best one dude

hey /heem/

y'all got any of those ... money fights?

>Every single fighter who has lost within the distance deserves to go the full 15 minutes because we never know what could have happened

let's see who gets their ''''''''''''''''''''2nd wind'''''''''''''''''''''''' first

i just ''''''''''''''''''''''''got caught'''''''''''''''''''

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"Anderson Silva is the best ever" is probably my favourite

It is what it is

Best fight camp of my life

>arguments no one is making

what's it like being 12 in 2016?

When you see someone say GSP is the GOAT and they're not a Canadian.

Lol his shtick is so outdated and he doesn't even know it

>Ronda could beat half of the male bantamweight roster

>he was the better fighter tonight, no excuses

>but it was worst camp of my life
>i was injured
>ate some bad fish
>light was in my eyes

this was another one of my favourites for a long time

>rory
who? bellashitters gtfo

>2016
>bellator fighter has recent dominant win over current ufc """champ"""

kek

in your opinion who is?

First off, I'd like to thank my lord and savior jesus christ

So i found out today Gooby turned down the Mayweather fight because he only offered him 7m while Floyd would get 139m

Was this a good idea to turn it down? Free 7m and ppv points with 0% risk of brain damage

>I had an injury prior to fight camp

>Didn't listen to my corner

>He hurt me early

>It was a short notice fight

>I'll fight whoever Dana and Lorenzo put in front of me

>You know me, I like to throw down

>I've never turned down a fight in my life

>I barely did any sparring for this camp

You people disgust me.

The lot of you.

You're sad!

Sad!

Yeah Michael Bisping really is a bum to let Chael Sonnen beat him up like that.

hey spain, last night you posted a webm of a slutty wec ring girl and one guys cornerman humped the cage gesturing to her. i was on my phone and couldnt save it could u post it again please?

remember when people thought renan barao and jose aldo were p4p goats?

Whose career suffered the most from USADA without actually getting caught cheating?

Barao was so massively overrated. People actually thought his "streak" over regional tier competition meant something, disgraceful

Hendricks

Who is Anthony Pettis?

Who is Johny Hendricks?

That last one.

I keep seeing that last one thrown around about the 202 fight.

It's hilarious.

Pettis without a doubt

pig rigg

everyone likes to say pettis (before his last win) but he was never a big LW or relied on massive cardio/athletic advantages. people just figured out how to neutralize and grapplefuck him more thoroughly

>if big john didn't knee aldo in the head he would've won that fight

>7m
lol mayweather should fuck himself

>people just figured out how to neutralize and grapplefuck him more thoroughly

>Outstruk by Barbosa

so lonely

One of the best strikers in MMA you casual

hendricks and weidman

that was after he was back to back grapplefucked spending the whole fight against the cage. he became afraid to pull the trigger. went and focused on wrestling and then got cucked when they finally threw him a kickboxing match

What did he mean by this?

To be fair, a lot of people could get outstruck by barboza

Melendez did

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>One of the best strikers in MMA you casual

You're joking right?

barbosa vs nate

who is the best boxer in the ufc?

nate would never walk again

You're a fucking moron casual

Case closed

lobov

So many exploitables there.

>The crying guy
>The super crying guy
>The "Oh well" guy
>Bruce, who barely sat down, in shock
>Joanna going apeshit
>The guy with the glasses at the end mumbling some shit

Best individual MMA moment of 2015.

ronda

Mayweather is risking more. It all, really. And to further keep it in perspective, 7m is more than mcgregor has ever gotten lmao

>mighty mouse stunned face
>dillasnakes wife's look of ultimate concern (she's banging aldo for sure)
>tj's shocked face

jessica eye and then shevchenko

>Kicks very fast guy
>One of the best strikers

Wonder meme
Old man Silva
Dillashaw
Gooby
Joanna
Overeem
Mighty meme
Jones
Cerrone
Cruz

10 current fighters off the top of my head that are better than him. Kicking fast doesn't make you one of the best strikers, goofball.

>dillasnakes wife's
>(she's banging aldo for sure)

>cruz

couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag, but he could avoid getting hit by it

Clueless

Casual

Who is the Scottie Pippen of BJJ in the UFC?

MAIA, DEMIAN

whoever travis lutter trained with

Well throughout and calculated.

If Conor could make the cut, how would he do against TJ, Cruz and Faber?

>Well throughout

You are seething

what does his wife thinks of his 100k offer to fight dominick again?

>tj plz no

What went wrong?

he would murder all of them but it wouldnt matter because there's no way on earth he could make that cut

faber was offered the last minute replacement for aldo IIRC and conor vetoed it because he didnt want to kill him

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_ucAP9tRB4

>TJ
He'd demolish him. Simply demolish him.

>Cruz
Difficult fight. Cruz's mewvment is far superior to McGregor's. Unless he tags him with a good left, he won't outlast Cruz and the decision will go to Dom.

>Faber
He'd KO Faber in one.

I lust for him to fight Cody Garbrandt though.

It's one of my dream fights, Goober vs Garbrandt.

99.98% Conor vs Aldo 2 is happening at 205, according to my extremely reliable sources

>he would murder all of them

lol

aldo literally can't take ONE punch from Conor what is the point

Conor would be so dehydrated that he'd gas halfway into round 1.

Looks like a lot of people thought santos and felder would win

Spicely winning

The next UFC fight is Kelly Faszholz vs. Ketlen Viera
anybody know anything about the Brazilian?

Santos literally choked.

Zane and Connor told me Thiago Cantos was a lock

Whats next for Overeem? Velasquez?

because he can take a lot of shots just not a perfect one. if he fought like he fought edgar he would do a lot better. trying to match conors aggression was a big mistake. lesser fighters have gotten immediate rematches id see why not.

>tfw accidentally deleted my webm folder
Please, give me what you have

Velasquez vs Miocic

And there's this squared love between Overeem, Werdum, Rothwell and JDS. You do the math.

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>Wanting to see Overeem murdered
Jesus.

>

Here's a heem

>One of the most satisfying moments of the year

Almeida was the Khabib of his division. Seeing this smug faggot BTFO made me hard.

>cant take one punch from mcgregor while simultaneously lunging his face into the punch as fast as possible

FIFY.

Werdum is #1 ranked and has beaten Velasquez, so why not him? Velasquez didn't impress against Browne so a credible opponent like Overeem would be good.

>Losing to a shit like Struve
What a champ he is.

>Cain didn't impress against Browne

Delusion, he fucking steamrolled Travis like no one has ever done before

wife just made home made pasta, something carbonara, I mucked two full bowls of it WUSSUP

>Velasquez didn't impress against Browne
lmao idiot

he landed a fuckin wheel kick

Who would win ryback vs connor?

Look who I met in the airport!

...

Same. Seeing a white boy with a neck tattoo do it made it even better.

And Werdum landed a flying side kick

I think the point he's trying to make (and I may be wrong) is that Browne is not an impressive win.

Browne a shit.

Jag älskar dig, faggot.

Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering
And take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay
That's all they say looking boy

and didnt finish him

Dana is like 250lbs of solid roided up muscle. He'd heem a lot of fools. Probably at least half his roster just on size.

I have a feeling you're a closeted homosexual

Khabib forever LW champ

>if he fought like he fought edgar he would do a lot better

edgar is like 3 feet shorter with 100 inches less reach than conor

me on the right

Hope Cruz weathers the storm.

Don't want to see my boy heemed.

>Velasquez didn't impress against Browne
Is this a joke?

Cain looked phenomenal, Werdum looked phenomenal too and really could have finished Travis in the first, actually he did stop him in the first but they let him continue

hey looking boy

Are you even saving these, you Aussie shit?

Do I keep going, goof?

He also couldn't kick in that fight cause of Frankie's singles, whereas with Conor he can kick all night, which will help negate the reach disadvantage

Did you hear about the conspiracy theory where there are no forests?

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rizin doesn't have enough shows

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I hope they add tag matches
Krazy Horse and Cro Cop vs Wanderlei and Fedor

thank you so much man

Wow, thank you! You really went above and beyond today; two different news websites instead of just one!
Thanks man!

>refree is herb

I'm not surprised.

youtu.be/3AfcOD0oR2c?t=34

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Jose Aldo's official Harley Davidson© keys to victory

>Let Conor lead
>Use feints to lure Conor into trying a same-time counter
>Lead head kicks or left hooks into opening in pic related after conor tries a counter
>Mix strikes and feints to make conor second guess throwing counters
>Reactive takedowns
>Pivot to the left to avoid Conor's left hand
>Don't forget you're a fucking high level bjj blackbelt

he'll do nuthin

>Conor
>Leading the offense
>Doing anything in his career from 196 on that isn't counter-punching

He's a dumbfuck if he does otherwise from this point on.

Lolol

Agreed, but so far nobody has really forced him to lead for extended periods. Everyone so far was content with leading. Eventually someone won't be, such as a careful Aldo

Miocic got eyepoked just before this webm starts.

kek

I don't think Aldo's the one to beat him, desu.

The only fight where he didn't lead consistently was the one with Diaz at 202 and I gotta say, if he keeps up that pace of counter-punching he's got it easy, it's his best skill.

I was memeing a lot prior to the 202 fight in regards to Conor, I never thought he would get the cardio to stay in there for five rounds, but I think that's the best he's looked.

Jose Aldo's official Harley Davidson© keys to victory

>throw one (1) leg kick
>run away for 25 minutes

IM A NIGGER, AND I RUN FAST

Aldo has fallen back very heavily on a counter punching style as of late as well. It would be interesting to see how that played out imo

I personally think that Aldo actually believes that his hands are better than Conor's, though.

>Reebok uniform comes into effect

>Conor gets his own special Ireland green shorts

Made the moment that much better

balotelli kills 185

His boxing is arguably better than conor's. Conor doesn't really have a lead hand. But conor is more effective with his punches. Aldo outboxing him to a decision is possible, but he probably won't heem him. Not on the feet at least.

Besides the Garbrandt dream fight, I actually want to see the rematch between Goober and Aldo the most.

More even than a potential Alvarez or Khabib fight. I meme a lot, but I'm curious af as to what Aldo would do now after getting flattened in 13s.

>Mourinho begs him not to fuck up in the second half
>Spends 10 of the 15 minutes of recess they get to talk sense into him
>Second he walks out he gets a red card
Balotelli.

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Korean's are fucking based imo, like the anti-Brazilians, win or lose they fucking fight.

>aldo has better boxing than conor
go watch the trump and hilary debate, bobby joe

youtu.be/r-gbWV-1Qgk

*dabs u unkonshus*

>tfw less than a month till his service is up

Featherweight division on pooicide watch

I bet she smells of that Eastern European pickled mix. I bet she smells of sauerkraut. I bet she smells of kielbasa.

Fucking disgusting goblin.

It's pretty obvious Velasquez is the real #1

Who you got /heem/?
I think TBD takes it early

He said arguably, and what are you even trying to communicate anyway

twitter.com/Cody_Nolove/status/780564108387098624

WW champ with 6 months of training

*dabs*

TBD got his ass kicked against Brock, TBA has this in the bag

>good vs muhammad
great card, add ronda or conor and its a 10/10

"Gotta go back to the drawing board"

"OHHH HE'S LOOKING TO FINISH"

"I put the work in and it all came together"

Nah man TBA via split decission after controversial point deduction to TBD

>Lose to Werdum
>Somehow better than Werdum

13cute57me

World Series of Fighting 33 is this Saturday; add it to Calendar. It starts at 11pm Eastern...

Dude between him and Korean Goober, Dooho Choi, they're gonna fucking run that division.

werdum finished him bud

id personally like stipe vs dc and werdum vs cain II

Apparently Dana said he just had dinner with Weidman, so that might be good news for Weidman-Romero

Still a shame the a lot of the people that campaigned for UFC in NY wont get on the MSG card, hopefully Albany

TBD is gonna be Goober vs Alvarez, right?

thats next Saturday la, its a very solid card though

>tfw no Rogan to mod the the debate and ask about DMT and ketamine

JUST

Someone just got cucked out of a title shot

Jimmy Smith (former Fight Quest host, Bellator commentator) blog post on Kron Gracie's youth, present, and future. Approx. 1400 words, about 10 minutes reading time.
jimmysmithmma.blogspot.com.au/2016/09/growing-up-gracie.html

we'll know tomorrow

The Albany card should be good, I reckon thats where the majority of the NY based fighters will be at.

Joe Rogan has HEAVILY hinted to it but I know that doesn't necessarily mean a lot.

twitter.com/TRILLwillbrooks/status/780569198628069376

twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/780569658621505536

What's this debate that's going to be happening about? Nothing interesting?

>SEA LEVEL

Honestly speaking though I think Cain will probably get it on the basis he kicked Travis' shit in a bit harder and it'd be a fresher matchup

Rashad needs to KO this goof ASAP

I think it'll be about allowing knees to grounded opponents.

dude regardless of who wins were just gonna have 4 more shitty years of decline before someone hopefully more competent runs.

MJ's response - adopting the "no free (You)s" technique
twitter.com/FollowTheMenace/status/780572531371679744

The decline will never end. The corruption has spread too far and gotten its claws in too deep. All that you can do is moderate the rate of decline. Stay safe, God bless.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pm-Mb_xHv1s

Why didn't they actually show us this intro instead of those shitty intros they gave for the PPV?

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>"POUND FOR POUND, HES THE GREATEST FIGHTER OF ALL TIME"

>I never thought he would get the cardio to stay in there for five rounds
He was lasting by the skin of his teeth and he already gassed by round 2.

Aldo's known for coasting in the later rounds, but he's hasn't had a problem with cardio in years.

I still think Conor's a bad match for Aldo, but it's dumb to count Aldo out just because >13s

I feel like I want to shitpost the night away but

Who is she?

Not saying the 13s KO was a fluke simply for the reason that Conor said it'd happen exactly like that 5 days before the fight IIRC.

But yeah, I'd love a rematch. I don't care what these nerds say, Aldo looked fucking great against Frankie at 200, easily the fight of the night for me.

Although I don't see cardio factoring much into a fight between him and Conor, I see a KO within the first 3 rounds at the very best.

Don't. I'm not shitposting, don't you start. Your flag's tarnished already because of me, lad.

>Approx. 1400 words, about 10 minutes reading time

someone wasn't his school's official reading champion in 4th grade

loved the finish to that fight

Go to Cred Forums

They have a rolling sticky that's probably the most active thread on here in ages, you can shitpost to your hearts content

posting slow for anyone else?

Nothing.

PS: I would like to dedicate this victory to my biggest fan, Peru. None of this would be possible without him constantly pushing me to be the best and show him the disgustingness of his hamster-eating, in-the-street-shitting ways.

it's a joke you fucking duncecap

Yes, incredibly so.

>Josh Barnett is still fighting in 2016
This warms my heart almost as much as Michael Bisping becoming champion.

Someone post him heeming Rockhold pls.

Ja. Litt treg.

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I'll be very disappointed if Goob/Aldo 2 isn't announced tomorrow. Honestly, WGAF about Eddie Alvarez? I don't care if he's the LW champ, Aldo is the better fight and challenge.

Prez Debate causing traffic spike.

Bellator Eddie is long gone.

The only reason I want him to remain champ is so he fights Khabib.

Thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=5ylzqrVbGCQ

based Dom

wife wants to name our kid Dominick if it's a boy

This, we were having some issues just the other day when jack shit was happening.
Posting is ridiculously high at the moment so shits just going to crumble futher

Maybe Hiro cheapened up the servers

>wife
>our kid

lol

oops, sorry

i forgot to meme, my bad boys lmao

Good name.

Would you befreind Dom?

I'd befriend the fuck out of him.

>Girl dumps him after injuries
>""""Friends"""" abandon him
>Everyone leaves
>Only Monster sticks around
My boy needs a friend. He's the #1 P4P commentator and fighter in the world, he deserves a friend.

Yeah, I'd be his friend. He seems like a cool guy to me man

WHAT ABOUT DOJO
HE LITERALLY TRAINS WITH DOM

D O J O

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How do you feel about Barao's future at 145?

Uh oh mandrama sperg alert

Cruz seems like the type of guy that has no chill, ever. Almost to a sperg level, he would just shit on people but doesn't even realize he's doing it until it's too late

spoken like a true pussy

There's a reason he has no friends.

lol faggot mandrama faggot posted in the wrong tab.

Stay out of /heem/ nerd.

say that to my face pussy

I hope Will Brooks heems him if I'm honest. Will is coming very lose to boy status.

yes
>3rd back belt int kd, black belt in bjj
yes
Is usada around?

Will brooks couldn't heem a fly

delete this

As shitty as he was he was still better than Phil

>@JoeRogan: Hillary is coming off smooth and composed. The Donald is not

What a fucking cuck

Really makes you think...........

Triggered by facts?

>No interrogation sign
KEK ROGAN

>'''''''people'''''''' on heem were trying to say his cultural appropriation comment was him mocking SJWs

This shit was so boring I couldn't even watch, honestly voting is for chumps imo lads, practicing your fight skills is more important

There's a middle ground between batshit left and batshit right, you know?

No he doesn't know 4chins is all about the extremes.

I want Conor Mcgregor to be the US president desu

100% correct.

Finally, an American who isn't a retardo.

me too actually

McGregor/Lobov 2020

What are your credentials? Or are you just a keyboard warrior?

That's black Santa, you dumb faggot. RIP.

if you vote for Hillary you are pond scum. She is just evil. Trump is my boi p4p GOAT
he heem'd Rotten Hillary

Cringe

trump got btfo

thank god

now back to perryposting

Anybody who thinks Donald Trump did well in this debate is literally retarded, which might actually work out for Trump.

WHat was meant by this?

mobile.twitter.com/TalkMMA/status/780597351211737089

>Trump loses debate and doesn't bring up her party literally stealing the election from Bernie
>Conor vs Alvarez announced tomorrow instead of Aldo

I feel so JUSTed right now

It can't help Hillary. Trump needs to end the meme of the liberal lie. The last 8 years have sucked

YAS

twitter.com/BrianStann/status/780592112941146112

Stann/Anik 2020?

Stann/Sonnen/Kennedy tri-ticket

It looks like he is saying he has a source confirming Alvarez vs Mcgregor. Pretty straight forward.

Most MMA fighters are hardcore republican you know Trump is going to win because he makes fighters want to beat the shit out of SJWs

The Honest Hero
The Charismatic Charlatan
The Perfidious Prepper
I like it

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>trump is going to win

Lol

strawpoll.me/11311466/r
>Implying

- Debate over
- My Cred Forums posting issues have cleared up

This is like pottery. It clays.

Is this gonna be an even bigger Cred Forums BTFO than Mitt Romney? Are we gonna see Republican tears again?

>strawpoll posted on Cred Forums

Lol you're autistic

>Cred Forums is full of retards

What else is new?

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>Being obsessed with Cred Forums
>MUH Cred Forums BOOGEYMAN

Anyway, the board is behind Hillary.

pol was supporting Ron Paul in 2012. Now it's filled with edge lords and teenagers.

From what I've seen on Twitter, of the outspoken political types, the Black and Female MMA fighters really hate Trump.
However most keep their mouth shut about politics (and for good reason, given the risk/reward ratio) and so we can never really be sure what the balance is amount professional cagefighters.

junior_cigano
Depois do treino um lanchinho pra repor as energias kkk
Fiquei com medo de não ser o suficiente mas o Hugo disse que não como muito. Então acho que ta tranquilo. |
|
After the workout a little snack to replace energy kkk
I was afraid of not having enough food but my friend Hugo said that he doesn't eat that much. So I think we are ok haha
instagram.com/p/BK1_WREDweC/

So you think a poll posted on Cred Forums is objective? You're autistic pal.

More objective than you.

>ur atustic
Sad!

Literal spastic.

GOOBZ VS ALVAREZ A SHIT

Everyone knows defending your belt is a bigger challenge than fighting for one, especially when you're defending against the former p4p 1 who got shadowrealmed and climbed back out the ashes as a majestic phoenix

FUCKING REEEE

"No u".

Randy, Tito, Dana, Boy, Chael, Herschel Walker- Trump

Vitor- Was Carson

Wandy- was Bernie

Who are some others?

It's de moneh foit

Dana White

>After the Diaz fight Conor WILL defend his belt

JUST

Will 2016 beat 2005 as best year for MMA?

>Dana lies about a fight

No one is shocked.

Every conor fight is a money fight. Can't he fight for something else this time?

This is the fight he deserves.

Tbh Conor will probably never fight Aldo ever again.

>people complaining about McGregor not defending his belt

lads, let's be real here. McGregor always brings the memes and him being a two weigh world champion would probably break /heem/ for days.

Do you cucks really want to see him fight Aldo again and dust him in under one minute?

Fook that.

I don't think he deserves a lightweight title shot after going 1-1 against the #5 lightweight and technically never having a single fight in the 155 division

More like
>Dana's just a showrunner who doesn't have any say in the big fights and contracts

Did you guys hear? The Russian tested positive.

2015 was great too

question is

supposing he loses to eddie does he get an immediate rematch to right the wrong?people like Hendo and Goby getting title shots that they dont deserve is killing the sport

Wait so Goober vs Alv is confirmed?

He deserved it before he fought Diaz, and thus deserves it afterwards.

Surprised me to be honest - "Le Beautiful Combination Striking But Zero Power Man" is one of the last guys I'd expect to be geared on the juice.

more like 100%

He's Russian, so it's more likely to be meldonium than not

floyd has no power

He doesn't need power to out cardio mcgoofball

are you serious?

>aldo is a pussy for duckin me
>i'm gonna be da most active champ ever, yeh?!

what did he mean by this?

>nate has no power

Conor doesn't have the STAMINA to go 12 rounds.

Believe me.

You don't need one punch power when you can land bombs at will. Floyd would undoubtedly TKO McGregor.

Eddie is going to beat Conor guys

You better hope, or it's gonna be a long night for you.

I really hope this is a ruse, and Conor is actually fighting Aldo. He can fight for 2 belts if he makes at least one defense first.

it's not going to happen

Doubt it, but he has a small chance via wrestlefuck, I think.

Maybe after wrestkefucking Conor and forcing him to carry his weight for a few rounds, he can get a KO on the feet. Eddie hits hard enough.

>it's actually real

I'm shocked.

Won't be confirmed until tomorrows presser.

Aldo is flying to New York FWIW

Dana was just on ESPN
Confirmed: Alvarez vs McGregor
McGregor holds FW belt through 205

lol idiot

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17648940/eddie-alvarez-conor-mcgregor-confirmed-ufc-205

LADS

aldo gets ppv points, thats why hes happy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GODDAMN IT FUCKING MANDRAMA SHIT

H Y P E
Y
P
E

dat my boy
McGOAT P4P BEST

khabib btfo

JOSE BTFO AGAIN HAHA

It's hilarious how hard everyone is ducking Khabib.

>McGregor 74" reach
>Alvarez 69" reach

Gooby via 1st round KO.

didn't khabib already say he signed for it, what the fuck

>Per UFC president Dana White, McGregor will retain his featherweight champion through UFC 205

Does this roiding goof ever tell the truth?

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17648940/eddie-alvarez-conor-mcgregor-confirmed-ufc-205

Umad

> reach stats are accurate.

The best part is that if Goobs beats Eddie he will then defend his FW belt and Khabib gets cucked again lel. And after Gooby heems Aldo they will have the trilogy fight with Nate at 155 for the belt and Khabib is left out YET AGAIN.

he's doing it cos goobs wants to say he holds 2 belts, and brag about his penis some more

khabib signed for 205 and 206, alvarez didnt sign shit lol

i'm laughin cos you're probably right

but injuries, upsets, usada, cocaine, never know what will happen

Reach is usually fairly accurate
Height isn't

MCGREGOR GOD

>It's a Conor cucks 2 whole divisions episode

foxsports.com/ufc/story/eddie-alvarez-vs-conor-mcgregor-headlines-ufc-205-in-new-york-092616

youtube.com/watch?v=wjZ3XgGUeYg

Gentle reminder that I could literally beat the lot of you with no problem whatsoever.

So far I am:
>Intellectually superior to you
>Physically superior to you
>More knowledgeable about the sport than you

You offer me nothing.

> Reach is usually fairly accurate
You think that because it's harder to compare reaches visually, height much easier.

Oh wow

I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face

Now we just need Weidman/Romero to be official

...

Fact: If you're the champ in one division, you should always be allowed to fight for the belt in the division immediately above or below you.

Okay so why does he lie so often? Why can't he ever say, "I don't know" He always comes out with his roided chest thumped out saying stuff like he's so sure of it and it's final,

>Fedor will never join the UFC
>He joins
>Cain is for sure defending the belt or he's getting stripped
>He doesn't
>Jacare vs Weidman is for sure happening
>It doesn't
>Ronda will be back by end of 2016
>She won't be
>"Miesha will definitely get the next shot"
>She doesn't
>If Conor doesn't defend the belt he's getting stripped of it
>He doesn't

It's pretty clear he's not in charge of anything and other invisible people are the ones who make the final decisions.

DONT STEAL MY (YOU)'S!

This is the obvious play for the UFC.

If Conor wins his PPV numbers might hit 2 million and beyond moving forward, he will become a massive star. If he loses, he's still the 145 champ and a very big draw and they can set up the Aldo fight which will do huge numbers and they still have the trilogy fight with Nate at 155, obviously huge numbers again, which could set up another run at 155 for Conor if Conor wins.

khabib suicide bomb when. Be careful.

ooh free calendar

how btfo is khabib right now?

aldo probably gets pettis and conorppvbux because hes a champ

conor is a literal god

gooby bless

>Being THIS shook by Khabib

I am laffin'

Where are the people crying "HAHA CONOR BABIES GOT KEKED, VIVA KHABIB" now?

Where you little bitches at?

I didn't even desire for this fight to happen, I wanted him to fight Aldo again, but the fact that you're seething with rage right now makes it worth sitting through this.

Misery, misery, misery.
MJ and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!

>Barely get past #5 LW in two attempts
>Here's your title shot leprechaun man

be careful

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay but what if we stated it like this?
>Break buyrate records twice against fighter casuals barely knew
>How do we keep breaking records now?
>Ah, the shitle tot

Be careful.

this card is gonna be fucking great lads

remember all that is happening is that conor is getting back on track for what shouldve happened in the first place at 197, make that 196

hes doing this shit to gauge interest and as a tool for negotiation you fucking idiot

Not if his knees blow up in training again.

Schwiggity schwhat did he mean by this!?

KEK

>beat two top 10 guys
>other LW contenders are literal whos
>champ wants it
>makes more money
i honestly can't think of a reason why they wouldn't give it to conor except "b-but it isn't fair!" it's a fucking business, money always wins

What said.

Fucking lmao, I despise Khabib so much, fuck that little Mudslime can crushing cunt of a cockroach. I hope he's stuck in the prelims for life, where he belongs.

DONT FORGET ABOUT 204 LADS

BOSTON TEAPARTY PART 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

BASED HENDO WILL DELIVER BISBONG TO THE SHADOWREALM ONCE AGAIN

>to gauge interest and as a tool for negotiation

The only idiot here is you cause you are actually defending this dopey """promoter""" who flip flops on what he says in official statements. Moron.

I'm just glad Khabib Whothefuckhaveyouevenfoughtamedov has to wait.

Fuck kuckzackisanismcfuckingstan and their cheating roidlets.

hope conor vacates 145 and the 155 move is permanent

also won't get hype for the fight until big john says let's get it on cuz too many injuries have ruined potential GOAT fights already

Khabib-Johnson at 206 then

t.203er mandrama casual

>eddie pulls out due to """"""injury"""""""
i would get so triggered t.bh

KEBAB REMOVED

>boohoo a private citizen lied to me
cry me a fucking river bitch

>Alvarez injures himself next week
>Danny "Da Project Manager" Horcher becomes Conor's opponent

You been watching UFC a while then lmao? And you're surprised title shot booking isn't fair? You sure you're not the casual?

Mike Tyson's joining the bulgarian big brother. What should we expect?

twitter.com/DamonMartin/status/780630371788619776

if he pulls out early enough aldo will fight conor instead and pettis gets edgar

This. I don't pay Dana's salary, I don't give a fuck what he does. PPV's and Fight Pass are a luxury not a tax, if I don't like what he's doing I stop buying simple as that.

FRIENDSHIP = TERMINATED
EDDIE IS MY FRIEND NOW

Babbys new word

He'll probably go back to get back his featherweight belt after, like, 'getting back what was taken away from me, yeh' type of promotion.

You're literally retarded.

>private citizen
>state of (you)

FightPass is my life

if i'd told you all a couple years ago that a champion would take 3 fights out his weight class before defending the belt you'd call me all crazy

fucking memes are back lads

>Booking

Yeah I was right on the money about the mandrama part.

>Beat two top 10 guys

Who was the 2nd guy? Cause he literally spent most of this year preparing for and fighting Nate and squeaked out a majority decision, then casuals like you hop on his nuts.

Considering Jose "I sprained my knee I need a year off" Aldo was champ its really not that crazy.

underage gtfo

we /WME/ now, mcgregor draws so he has them by the balls, they need to make as much money as possible

irish flags every here from now

THANK YOU BASED MMA GOD OF THE HEEMS

Overeem vs Barnett anyone?

y-you're crazy

moderation team should change all flags on heem to ireland flags

>mfw Dana goofed you all

More like Jose "I fucked up my cycles and won't pass the piss test unless I have my people forcibly remove the drug testers from my entire country but I'm just going to blame it on some silly injury" Aldo.

>Lie on multiple occasions
>His shill runs to his defense saying it's "just gauging interest"

Literally stupid.

overeem vs ngannou

>trusting uncle dana
after all this time

Can't wait for
>So /heem/ what part of Ireland are you from?
after, always a good time

So looks like that post dana made was like a threat to alvarez "Hey if you don't want to sign the contract you could always fight khabib......"

We need JDS vs Cain. They are both coming off big wins, they both haven't fought in months. It's time.

im done with you, moron

Woodley gets PPV points as champion.

>White bois faces when

lads, what should we do until 205 day? hold me plz

Literally retarded

...

You should consider getting a social life considering you're on here all day sperging out and nut-riding a irish manlet.

I love that the ufc is still giving Joanna a push and trying to make her into a solid B-level star. They put her in the co main of 193 which was a Honda show, then they put her on tuf and her fight with gadellah had like 2.5 million viewers. Now they are putting her on the biggest card of the year with an oppenent she will probably look good against. I think she deserves the attention. She is doing more to legitimize WMMA than Ronda did

So if McGregor wins, what belt does he defend first?

shes really likeable and is actually talented, im happy for her

>get based conor memes
>get to see woodley get KO'd by my boy
>get to see miesha bunda
>get to see qt karolina

how can 1 card be so GOAT?

>Wonderboy gets the win bonus

He won't win so Featherweight

brace yourself for the coming weeks lads

the irish posters are gonna be fucking everywhere, heem is already garbage but it's going to get way worse, i hope you're all prepared.

>Hey if you don't want to sign the contract you could always fight khabib......

>..... at 206 for 80k

>She is doing more to legitimize WMMA than Ronda did

Lol dummy

So glad that entitled nigger Kebab doesn't get a titleshot always fucking injured and pulling out for his bullshit religious beliefs.

>an extra 25k
>implying he's winning

>Woodley gets KO of the night

>if McGregor wins

He won't, he'll have to starve himself to go fight Aldo again.

that's the problem, i'm kinda fine with my social life but there's always a void, a nothingness only fullfilled when i can shitpost away while big cards with all you guys, you guys make my life less miserable
i love you all
196 was a great weekend because i had the chance of witnessing heem literally collapse
thanks for everything, user
thank (You)

I can't wait lads.

They don't even have KO of the night anymore you goofball

>So glad that entitled nigger Kebab doesn't get a titleshot always fucking injured and pulling out for his bullshit religious beliefs.

Alvarez retains his red panty night

a glorious night will be had

kek

is this a sneaky jab at 200?

You want a frail champ that fights less than twice a year?

Why isn't JJ vs KK on this?

we just need my boy back

can't wait

...

When is Mcgoober planning on defending the FW belt?

Lyman Good-Belal Muhammad will be quite the spicy banger and will be FOTN

Keep in mind I was the one who tipped Reyes-Kim to be a spicy FOTN at 199

edgar is on fs1

>Posting a pic of yourself next to the correct opinion
Wew lad.

Jesus. Meme fucking magic.

For real tho, Conor's my boy, but Eddie is gonna murder him. If he brings back that Bellator Eddie that was fighting for his life against Chandler, Goober is fucked.

Not to mention the little time he has to prepare.

So we've discussed McGregor vs Alvarez a few times before, how are you guys feeling about the matchup right now?
To me, the biggest questions are
>Alvarez' striking defence, chin, knockdown recovery capability
He gets dinged, thumped, plunked and touched a lot
>McGregor's takedown defence
Nate got his hands connected around McGregor's legs a few times, but failed to finish

I just looked it up, tuf finale had 1.08 mill, still a lot but way less than 2.5

That was a picture of you neckbeard.

>When is Mcgoober planning on defending the FW belt?
Probably never if he beats Eddie. He'll most likely vacate FW and casuals will call him the greatest FW ever despite never defending his belt.

It's a pretty solid argument.

Same reason people give Aldo a justified amount of shit.

If you can't even show up for a bout in 2 years you shouldn't be fighting for a title.

twitter.com/MikeMav22/status/780638754465652736

Eddie is a far far superior wrestler to Nate, I'd imagine he keeps it standing to begin with and is able to touch up Conor a couple times but also gets touched up himself, then realizing his wrestling would win him the fight, reverts to that and grinds out a finish over the next couple rounds

mcgregor will win, alvarez will get cracked really early lad

Implying I'm okay with that, little shit should be STRIPPED like uncle Dana said

That would be true to Eddie's overall career form, for sure.

Barboza to headline a FN

he fought this year, casual

No, you.

It's you.

You're sad.

Sad!

See I think Conor loses.

If McGregor can maintain control of the center of the octagon he should be fine, if Eddie can get his back to the cage he's in trouble.

Except that it isn't when said person is holding up another division for what looks to be 18 months now.

You literally have autism. This post proves it:

That's cool and all, but when does Platinum fight next?

Not me.

I don't save pictures of women I find "cute".

That is an authentic Spaniard and an authentic sperg.

Kys.

Next Saturday.

Depends a lot on what kind of fight both go for, It's a very interesting match up either way, will Conor land that left hand that rocks Alvarez and finish him? Or will Alvarez go for the wrestling from the get go and put Conor in massive trouble early, it's hard to say until fight night

not the same person
i'm actually spanish, from spain
he's some american sperg or who the fuck knows from

fgt

>Alvarez' striking defence, chin, knockdown recovery capability
Eddie gets tagged a lot, but his chin is decent (he just gets hit by hard hitters). His recovery is pretty good.

>Nate got his hands connected around McGregor's legs a few times, but failed to finish
Nate's great on the ground, but the Diaz brothers have never really been known for stellar takedowns.

I think the most likely outcomes are:
>Goobz KO's Eddie early
>Eddie finishes Goobz late or wins a decision

I don't think it's a question that Eddie's going to get hit, Conor could KO him. However, his cardio (though improved) isn't stellar. The longer it goes, the more it favors Eddie. I also think I read something from Eddie and his camp that says that they know Conor hits like a truck and to respect his striking early on.

If Eddie can keep a clear head and not get sucked into a brawl like Aldo did, I think he can pull out the victory.

>I don't save pictures of women I find "cute".

But you save pictures of leprechaun manlet spergs you like to self-insert into on a chinese cartoon imageboard.

>Kys

[autism intensifies]

He's fighting some brit on 204

ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS

I actually love when they say that

I despise you, weakling.

Tell you what, we set a date and a place and I mop the floor with you so these goofs can have a spectacle.

UFC® FIGHT PASS™ Featured Fight for UFC 204 against Danny "Hot Chocolate" Roberts

>Projecting this hard
>Being this shook
>Being this sad
Sad!

twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/780641368108654593

Reminder that the last time Alvarez fought a lethal distance stoker he turned it into a wallnstall marathon

Noice.

>Says he doesn't save but has 100 plus pictures of Conor saved in his fap folder
>Also is now using Trumpisms in his vocabulary

It's like you lacked a father figure growing up

>STILL projecting this fucking hard
You're sad!
Sad!
Sad!

>implying he has any fans

@71518069

[autism intensifies]

>w-which male figure can I self-insert into next

Totally devoid of a personality.

someone stop this man, he's one hummus and a salah away from blowing himself up.

Teh goober situation is shitty but doesn't really have much to do with khabib.

No ranked opponent = joke.

twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/780642952875880449

Reminder that the last time McGregor fought a wrestler he got taken down 4 times and held down for the most part of the round.

jesus fucking christ dana just fire him already

He has a bunch of dickriders alright.

People who don't understand what a "can crusher" is. They see 23-0 and think "UNBEATEN SAMBO GOAT" while non-casuals see "Oh, one relevant victory in his entire career, interesting".

He doesn't deserve a title shot.

>Declaring Jihad on people
Oh no you don't.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rematch that fight fan, more than half of the first round took place on the feet and Conor stuffed 2 tds

>Fighter A needs distance to get going.
>Fighter B eliminates that distance with his technique.
>Fighter B wins.
>user becomes a little bitch.
It's called MMA you fucking mongoloid.

*rewatch

NEW
WEW
NEW

>I don't recognize the people he's beaten cause I'm a casual therefore he's a can crusher

>Juiced Up Gleison when he was #15
>Healy when he was #10
>RDA when he was #5
>Abel Trujillo who was a hot prospect
>C-c-can crusher

>Meanwhile Conor pads his record KO'ing taxi drivers and plumbers and ducking wrestlers until he was forced to fight Chad Mendes on short notice

BE

>For real tho, Conor's my boy, but Eddie is gonna murder him. If he brings back that Bellator Eddie that was fighting for his life against Chandler, Goober is fucked.

Thank you.

I said I'd love to be proven wrong.

Feel free to cap the other one too, yeh?

>499

>500

Eddie cant take dat left hand but Conor cant take dat wrestlefuck

So either Goober gets the Ko till R2 or its gonna be a bad night for him