/nfl/ general - Broship edition

Yes but excuse him, he's new

This is correct

TYBC

this one is new and improved

Did >we save our season yesterday?

No you only delayed the inevitable. Cousins is regressing to the mean and you have the wrong Gruden coaching.

Raiders released fb/te hybrid marcel reece today

Who picks him up

Is Matt Ryan still elite?

What the fuck is wrong with you user

>Crowell is rolling and on his way to the pro bowl, currently tied for second in the NFL in rushing yards next to Zeke
>Pryor is proven to be an athletic freak, has an incredible upside at WR and practically almost won sunday's game by himself
>Coleman has already showed tremendous poise prior to his injury
>Josh Gordon showed he's ready to return to the team and to 2013 form
>Nassib and Ogbah are fucking beasts, both can be future pro bowlers
>Derrick Kindred, Joe Haden, Briean Boddy-Calhoun, and Jamar Taylor are all showing serious playmaking abilities in the secondary

I don't even care if we tank and go 1-15. This team has a bright future. They have their head coach, they have a receiving core that will be one of the best in the league, they have two running backs on the come up, and the defense is young but growing week by week.

We'll get our franchise QB with this coming draft whether it's Watson or Kizer. Mark my words.

The future is very bright.

He's a dirty steroid user so I guess he goes to wherever they go to now.

Can I make a recommendation?

Nothing, bro.

Browns or Pats best bet imo

>when you cook for bae

Not mathematically possible. The Broncos will go 14-2 at the minimum. The Chiefs will probably go 10-6. And the Chargers will probably go 9-7. That leaves the Raiders with a likely 6-10 at the best.

Don't forget that it's the Browns though. You know what happens when the team has a future around it right?

at least he can still outplay Eli

My post workout meal, bro

>All this buildup to tonight is nothing but MUH KATRINA
>Muh decade old blocked punt
>Everything else is about the Aints
>Falcons barely acknowledged as being there

I can't wait for the Falcons to bootyblast this decrepit bunch of old people and thirdstringers

Looks good.

>hurricane katrina segment in the year 2016

Patriots
BB loves working with older players to squeeze the last bit of juice out of them

La'el Collins going on IR after a foot surgery

Schefter's twitter

Pats already have 4 TEs and a FB on the roster though

doesn't flow off the tongue as well, but why not

>the chargers will go 9-7
That would have been a stretch before the season, even more so now considering they lost Allen, woodhead and teo for the season

eh BEWD is too 2013, we need a new meme eagles bros

How does that prove that it is not mathematically possible? The Broncos going 14-2 show that it is mathematically possible haha

How long until they fire Jackson?

Honestly I give him 3 years. I don't think the fans will hate him, but that moron Haslam will not keep him.

Will there be a game thread for the presidential debate tonight?

why would they?

Jimmy Haslam complains about the lack of "results" and dismisses them.

the pregame one got deleted so presumably no

You're a fucking idiot, conceivably every team in a division can go 13-3

hence the lack of results

They're the Browns that's what they do

Should be. Keep making new ones if they get deleted. Make Cred Forums great again

49th for Kings in the North once more

38-33. Get ready to die again.

If you get beat, you will get beat by a third string team.
if you win, you win vs a third string team

lose-lose in terms of shitposting

till you get raped next week by an actual team

>I'll just keep posting this terrible throw

>mnf
>2 shit teams
Fucking hell how is it so shitty so early in the season?

It's a good throw. Neck yourself.

>Cousins is regressing
>leading league in yards
ehh scoreboard

Because Katrina still matters for some reason.

I'm not sure who will win the North at this point

Steelers got BTFO and the Bengals have looked like shit so far but the Ravens haven't looked particularly good either but have squeaked out a few close games

I think it'll be between the Ravens and Steelers at this point

I don't care that they won I'm in dumpster fire mode desu

Poor poor Miami. But you must pay for your success with Shula by being shit for 50 years to balance out the good times.

I wouldn't say shit teams, just shit defenses, this will be an exciting back and fourth game m8

This your first year watching football or something?

Everyone is going to watch the debate tonight it's good that there isn't an actual good matchup to miss out on

>8/10 people picking aints
>even when they're missing a bunch of starters with a already terrible defense
Are """"""analysts""" getting btfo again today?

>Implying a divisional rivalry win is ever a lose lose for shitposting

...

>Raiders running game a shit
>Ravens pass defence No.1 in the league

We'll be fine

I think Ravens, Steelers and Bengals will all finish around 10-6 this year. Bengals I expected to come out 2-1 from thees first 3 games but they have the most balanced team in the division and should win the division again

seriously I am so done with this team. I am traveling on thursday and visiting family. There is no way I will watch the whole game and I will make no attempt to watch it. I am that apathetic about this team

They've been trash with all the other games, why stop now.

>cmon man already
Damn I didn't get to see who got Mossed

Friendly reminder Brett Farve retired for real because Randy Moss is a lazy nigger.

>Steelers got btfo

On week 3. Teams change throughout the season. Remember when the Patriots got rekt by the Chiefs? Remember what happened the rest of the season? Even last season when they got btfo by the Eagles, they were one play away from going back to the Owl. Plus, I think it's better to have that bad of a loss in September when teams are still figuring out and trying players out. Steelers will be fine, it's not like they almost lost to horrible teams like the Ravens. In case anyone thinks the Eagles are just getting lucky, they've had an above average team since two season ago, it was Chip Kelly and his delusion of thinking he could run everything ala Bill Belichick.

Are run game is quite good this year. We also have the number 1 offense. Be afraid man.

Jesus christ I don't want to see this shit

>one play away from going back to the Owl

No you weren't you were one play away from OT. That's like me saying the Ravens were "one play away from going to back to back Superbowls" because of cuntiff

Hey, guys, did you forget Katrina happened?

The Raiders have one of the top rushing offenses in da league son

You're right, slipped my mind. I forgot Gost missed that damn extra point.

Why do raiders fans even have hope?

Wait

Suzy Kolbert is single?

Literally nobody is afraid of the Raiders. Ravens have played like shit these first 3 weeks and are 3-0 so win or lose I just want to see a consistent game from the whole team

Because the team is actually mediocre for a change. When you have seen nothing but shit for years, even being an 8-8 or 9-7 team is a breath of fresh air.

When will currently undefeated teams lose their first game?

Ravens - Any week now, they're lucky to be 3-0 as it is.
Patriots - Week 4 vs BUf or Week 8 @ BUF
Broncos - Idk they have a piss easy schedule, only really tough game left is vs NE
Eagles - Week 8 @ DAL
Vikings - Week 7 @ PHI

Fair enough.

Iggles or Ravens, I'd bet.

Let us just have 9 wins man. We won't even challenge you for the playoff spot. Just give us a winning season please.

yes and they're lucky to be 3-0, Raiders will expose them next week

ignore this fag

>When will currently undefeated teams lose their first game?
>Iggles or Ravens, I'd bet.
Dat reading comprehension

I thought it was asking who will be the first to lose.

I am illiterate. Get off my nuts.

I don't even know what I expected this year, but it wasn't to get fucked by 4 LITERALLY WHO quarterbacks in two weeks and then having to take the browns to OT to win.

>you will never hit her in the face with your balls

>implying Michelle Steele isn't better than Suzy

Eagles and Ravens are good for at least the next two weeks imo. Broncos Could realistically be undefeated by the time they play their first game against the Chiefs in week 12 I think it is

I want to say either Patriots just because Rex puts everything into games against them or Vikings simply because they have very few weapons on offence and somebody will be able to put up points against their defence sooner or later

Not that i care... i will fall asleep during halftime because it will be 3:30am and i work at 7... by the time i get on Cred Forums in the morning, all the shitposting will have stopped, because the NFC South shitposting game is weak. Except Cuckolina fags last year.

>teams so shit no one even going to make a game thread

OL Anthony Davis has retired again.

I want to start getting into football more. I watch games occasionally, but never really felt committed. What would you guys recommend?

I feel like there'd be a few French Saints fans

>Anthony Davis retires

Should have stayed retired the first time you prick

Will there ever be a Saints game where they don't talk about Katrina?

>parents so shit they raised an illiterate retard who also apparently cant use the catalog

you let the texans beat you, you aren't relevant anymore.

do you want a team to follow? or do you not understand the rules?

Reminder that the Packers are missing this playoffs and won't get in again until 2066

Where do you live?

The league will be disbanded by then.

Trent brown is better anyway

TAKE A KNEE

At this point even johnathan martin was better than anthony davis

she's saving herself for the next time Joe Namath comes around

Is there a head coach with an easier job than Kubiak's?

>Elway makes all the players, staff, and personnel decisions
>Team is built around the defense that Wade Phillips runs

Sure, the offense has shown some improvement this season, but it's not like there's much pressure on them when the defense plays as well as it does.

hes pretty much the new John Gruden.

Who's the old John Gruden?

kubiak is great at manufacturing a run game though, his job is to make CJ anderson into a pro bowl guy

Jon Gruden.

And who's the future Jon Gruden?

Kubiak you retard

Not the same Broncos fan you're replying to, but I'd rather the Raiders get second in the division and a shot at the wildcard than the Chiefs. The Raiders haven't been relevant since I was 10 years old. I really hate the Chiefs more than the Raiders.

No, he's the current/new Jon Gruden.

I hope so. Yesterday's game didn't fill me with confidence about the run game. Maybe Siemian's good performance, despite some glaring mistakes he made, will make teams respect our pass game more and not load up against the run every down.

raidnigger fans are 100x worse than chiefs fans

No we're not. I'm not at least.

yes you are

I don't see Viking fans on here acting like a bunch of delusional faggots... what exactly is the Eagle's fans' problem?

It's 2013/2014 all over again

Eagles fans have always been the biggest faggots on this board. Overreact to every win/loss and leave gamethreads everytime they start shitting the bed

Is that a sport?

>he seriously believed that the naners could upset the us12s in centurylink

Who would you say has the better defense in the AFC South?

Houston or Tennessee?

Remember that these are still shit teams and will do nothing this year, but it honestly seems like the division is a dumpster fire with these two shitty tire heaps in the best position to win it.

I'm not gonna bother trying to find the picture from here of some Eagles fan that made a park in rollercoaster tycoon to represent his teams season, but suffice it to say they're paragons of autism.

I picked Seahawks in the end lel

welched on a bunch of other picks though that I had right though which fucks me off

>fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-vikings-and-ravens-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening/

Thoughts vikebros?

Pretty much to tl;dr, ravens babby schedule, vikings offense needs to get their shit together.

Treadwell or Mycole need to become a legit 3rd option for the vikings to turn the offense around. I personally don't want to see fumble machine Ronnie Hillman.

I mean, I would hardly call you a babby schedule.

So far you've played a few great teams and a solid Titans D.

I follow the seahawks. rules are not a problem.

chicago

I guess the better question is, What do you guys do? how many of the games do you watch? do you check certain news sites? just what is your routine?

>vikings-and-ravens-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening/
>and-ravens-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening/
>ravens-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening/
>ravens

I'm already not going to read it because he put the Ravens and the Vikings in the same sentence.

The Vikings have beaten two premier teams. The Ravens have not.

>point differential being predictive in the NFL

Such garbage. I guess this must mean that the Steelers are frauds and the Eagles are winning the Super Bowl.

>1. LeGarrette Blount, NE: 298
>2. Isaiah Crowell, CLE: 274
>2. Ezekiel Elliott, DAL: 274
>4. Lamar Miller, HOU: 269
>5. Matt Forte, NYJ : 261

>Blount at no.1

That's so fucking weird

Who /demboyz/ here?

As long as Trump remains confident on offense he's got this debate

yo vikes, interested in having your best LB's brother on the team as well? this guy played 9 fucking snaps on sunday. he's actually good, we swear, he's just not working out for schwartz.

We'll take Treadwell, since you don't seem to have any interest in using him.

Here

Uncucked Power Rankings

1. Patriots
2. Vikings
3. Broncos
4. Eagles
5. Packers
6. Ravens
7. Seahawks
8, Chiefs
9. Steelers
10. Giants
11. Panthers
12. Cowboys
13. Raiders
14. Redskins
15. Dolphins
16. Rams
17. Texans
18. Cardinals
19. Chargers
20. Bengals
21. Colts
22. 49ers
23. Jets
24. Bills
25. Lions
26. Falcons
27. Buccaneers
28. Titans
29. Saints
30. Jaguars
31. Browns
32. Da Bears

Nah

Treadwell is the Vikings offense secret weapon. We're just pretending to be bad on offense.

Jeopardy Time.

I'll go first:

>This team is objectively the worst team at 3-0.

Hope he gets another shot

>31. Browns
>32. Da Bears

lel cleveland bout to get fucked out of deshaun watson

Who are the Ravens?

Rate my new jersey

You win.

Collect your prize.

They can't even be bad enough to get the 1st pick

>let's give all our money to an aging QB and players not even on the team lol who cares about defense
Saints need a reset

yeah coming from a fan of an NFC east team who just watched the last 2 bears games, they're easily worse than the browns.

their defense is fucking decimated (and who knows if it was even good to begin with) and the only good player they have on offense is jeffery. langford is average, and kevin white did not impress me.

That's actually a good thing. Someone needs to save the Browns from their own shit

Pick a team you want, (some people do it by where they live, and the closest team, other people pick a team based on a specific player). I personally believe that you should stick to a team once you pick it. Once your team is out of the playoffs is a different story.

Nice

Reece to Browns/Eagles calling it

There was a personal foul penalty during the Packers-Lions game this week for unsportsmanlike conduct, inappropriate gesture or something. Did anyone get an explanation of what it was? It didn't look like anything out of the ordinary but I didn't hear much about it.

Generally, NFL players act like they never have made a play before, so I don't mind shit being penalized.

Nick perry ran his thumb across his throat twice. Its pretty much universally known as "i'm gonna cut your throat". It was a dumb thing to do

what he's asking is how to be a more "involved" fan, he's got the rules and his fandom he just wants to be more into it.

Daily reminder that "broships" are literally réddit

>Pats win on Thursday
>Jets embarrass themselves
>Dopey Eli gives the game away
>Steelers BTFO by Eagles
>Drumpf blows it in debate
>Hillary looks like the most presidential candidate since Bill Clinton
It's been a good week /nfl/, after one stomping of the razorcakes the GOAT QB will be back.

>trump looked bad and hillary looked good
What the fuck kind of bizarro world revisionist history is this?

Hillcuck

You must live in fantasy land like Drumpf does. We live in reality.
There is nothing wrong with being a cuck.

lol I fucking hate trump and trump won the debate handedly

>hilary fans

Can the Raiders beat the Ravens next week?

dont forget the part where tannehill fumbled the ball on the dolphins 20 and having to require the back kicker miss his third fg of the afternoon.

I am fucking done with tannehill. the dolphins need a new qb

>There is nothing wrong with being a cuck.

If they outscore them, yes.

Thanks, Coach Madden. I miss you.

no

OFFICIAL Cred Forums NFL POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 3

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

here's last week's results for refernce
1. (8.485) New England Patriots
2. (8.182) Pittsburgh Steelers
2. (8.182) Denver Broncos
4. (7.758) Carolina Panthers
5. (7.545) Arizona Cardinals
6. (7.273) Minnesota Vikings
7. (6.697) Houston Texans
8. (6.515) Cincinnati Bengals
9. (6.364) Green Bay Packers
10. (6.333) Philadelphia Eagles
11. (6.212) New York Giants
12. (6.030) New York Jets
13. (5.697) Kansas City Chiefs
13. (5.697) Seattle Seahawks
15. (5.333) Oakland Raiders
16. (5.152) Baltimore Ravens
17. (4.970) Atlanta Falcons
18. (4.879) Dallas Cowboys
19. (4.818) San Diego Chargers
20. (4.697) Detroit Lions
21. (4.333) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
22. (3.879) New Orleans Saints
23. (3.788) Indianapolis Colts
24. (3.697) Washington Redskins
25. (3.667) Tennessee Titans
26. (3.515) San Francisco 49ers
27. (3.394) Miami Dolphins
28. (3.212) Buffalo Bills
29. (3.061) Los Angeles Rams
30. (3.030) Jacksonville Jaguars
31. (2.212) Chicago Bears
32. (1.242) Cleveland Browns

>have a 6 point lead on my fantasy opponent
>he has one player remaining
>julio jones
>he posts one point
I owe you one jj

not without more refball

Who /division leader/ here?

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 3

1. Broncos (+1)
2. Patriots (+1)
3. Vikings (+3)
4. Steelers (-3)
5. Seahawks (+5)
6. Panthers (-1)
7. Chiefs (+5)
8. Cardinals (-4)
9. Eagles (+10)
10. Ravens (+1)
11. Giants (-3)
12. Packers (+2)
13. Texans (-6)
14. Bengals (-5)
15. Cowboys
16. Falcons
17. Raiders
18. Jets (-6)
19. Redskins (+1)
20. Colts (+1)
21. Rams (+6)
22. Lions (-4)
23. Bills (+5)
24. Bucs (-2)
25. Chargers (-2)
26. Saints (-2)
27. Titans (-2)
28. 49ers (-2)
29. Dolphins (+2)
30. Jaguars (-1)
31. Browns (+1)
32. Bears (-2)

/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHIEO2QqEmI1AvVQaBm2nCG3HN2c5ISjxStS9rWffdTvAKvA/viewform

week 3 is done, so on to week 4. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.

how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were:
>0 off: 5 points
>1-3 off: 4 points
>4-7 off: 3 points
>8-10 off: 2 points
>11-14 off: 1 point
>15+ off: no points
then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.

>Name: put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.
>ID Code: put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.
>Matchup: simply pick who you think wins that game.
>Margin: enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.
>Confidence: put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.
>you can only have 45 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 45. you'll get no points for that game.
>if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts
>only entries submitted before the start of the first game count
>leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game
>taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb

friendly reminder that the confidence limit is 45 this week due to byes, but the range is still 1-5 per game. if you go over, I'm just not going to count it.

>""""""""""professional"""""""""" analysts paid for these predictions

Feels good, senpai.

If you ask a dumb question you get a dumb answer. Dummy.

>there is nothing wrong with being a cuck

get out of here carl

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>option to literally nobody

Kaep can't be worse. Honest.

why did you move the dolphins up 2 for beating the browns. in all fairness they should be at 30

>1. Broncos (+1)
>2. Patriots (+1)

the way it should be

Kaep will literally have a QB rating of 40.7 the next time he plays lol.

not a fan of trump but if you unironically consider hillary a good candidate i suggest suicide

there hasnt been enough reactionary voting to be accurate yet

>Free-agent defensive end Greg Hardy was arrested Sunday on suspicion of possession of a controlled substance, a Richardson (Texas) Police Dept. spokesman told NFL.com.

JUST

>Top 10 scorers from this week
1. (84 points) /rsg/ SBG
2. (81 points) IllusionOfSkill
3. (78 points) Steve Smith Sr Jr
4. (75 points) FBI agent
5. (70 points) IWannaRamRemsRam
6. (69 points) Sneak
7. (67 points) Anonymous
8. (66 points) Texan user
9. (65 points) BB
10. (64 points) R. Bones

>Top 5 scorers this season
1. (323 points) Anonymous
2. (268 points) Steve Smith Sr Jr
3. (267 points) IllusionOfSkill
4. (244 points) FBI agent
5. (225 points) Sneak

>elevation babbies ahead of Godmode Patriots

This

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what makes her so much worse than him to consider him the better choice?

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she lied to anderson cooper on his own show live. no one messes with the coop

I don't think I've ever been truly happy at a Raiders game since the 2002 AFCCG.

>Kaep can't be worse. Honest.

Here's a preview of next week's games

>Randy Moss' southern twang

>meme high stadium

A perfect time to post my own ratings

1. Denver
2. New England
3. Minnesota
4. Kansas City
5. Seattle
6. Carolina
7. Philadelphia
8. Pittsburgh
9. Arizona
10. Baltimore
11. Oakland
12. Cincinnati
13. Green Bay
14. Dallas
15. Houston
16. NYJ
17. Atlanta
18. NYG
19. Detroit
20. Washington
21. Buffalo
22. San Diego
23. Miami
24. Los Angeles
25. Tennessee
26. San Francisco
27. Indianapolis
28. Tamp Bay
29. New Orleans
30. Jacksonville
31. Chicago
32. Cleveland

>the city of san gabbert

>raiders

no

f

m

go ask Cred Forums im not going to get into an in depth political discussion on Cred Forums and risk getting banned by our lovely mods

youtube.com/watch?v=tYmckZqt2x8

>von Nigger

...

Pats are leagues better than last season and that's despite Gronk and Brady not playing. The buncoes literally have no chance.

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yes

Exactly where the Pats are going to lose twice again this season. lmao

These next few days will be the last time every team has the same number of games played until 10 weeks from now. #autismhurts

w

Yes, the Broncos have gotten the best of the Pats, in meme high. Plus, the ranking are for this season, not last or even before that. If that were true then the Raiders would be higher for shitting on Denver and Giants for outmeme'ing the Pats in the Owls.

Broncos are a great team, but shouldn't the one without a QB be higher?

>beating the toxins, lolphins, and an imploding arizona team that just lost to the bills is supposed to be """""""""impressive""""""""""

just give them the title now literally no team can beat them at this point

notice how Brady holds on to the football despite being hit by a 250 nigger who is able to jump the snap count because he's playing at home in his altitude dome

Cam please study this film in detail so you don't embarrass yourself any further in the future

>Plus, the ranking are for this season, not last or even before that.
Which the Broncos are still the better team.

>

lel and who have the broncucks beat? the bungles?

>jump the snap

Are you blind? Is someone typing for you?

Pats offensive line has looked serviceable this year. Don't count on Denver getting to Brady.

dat footwork

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>win one superbowl
>overpay a bunch of flashy dindus
>get uppity as fuck until the Patriots blow you the fuck out with the money on the line

where have I heard this story before?

>Pats offensive line has looked serviceable

They won't when they play Denver.

Dubs if troof hath spoketh

wew

>a """"""""serviceable"""""""" offensive line is going to stop the best pass rush in the NFL

It's not like the passing offense has been non existent. And for only being here for less then a month, Sam Bradford has been exceptional. You don't win games by turning the ball over on offense and that's what the Vikings have done. Bradford is becoming more comfortable and the passing game is looking alright. The run game is dogshit at the moment with shitty blocking and shitty running but it looked much better vs Carolina when thr Vikings finally got a few runs over 10 yards long. It needs to get a lot better though, but i guess i have high standards from watching a top 5 run game for some years now.

The tits are arguably top 5 run defense, same with the packers. I don't know where the panthers rank but I'm sure it's high as well.

>The Vikings Are In For A Rude Awakening
There is little that can surprise the Vikings and the fans after all they've been through.

>all this samefagging

enjoy your one season reign while it lasts, and pray to Jewdell that you don't have to make a trip to Foxboro

>unironically thought cuckolina would beat the Vikings just because of no AP

Apologize

>Chiefs and Chargers with winning records.

>ware ded
>von nigger chewing up 60% of the salary cap

yeah it's not going to be anywhere near as good as last year, and you still scraped by with a 2 point margin of victory

If I were you, I'd be hella worried right now. Patriots will only get better

Not stop, but limit. Both games last season were as close as they could possibly get (yet people act like Denver won both in 21 point blow outs). The O-line buying Brady and the receivers 1 more second on a few plays can make the difference between a win and a loss in a game like this

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Ware will be back in a month and its not like it even matters because Denver has Shane Ray and Shaq Barrett behind him who could both be starting for a lot of other teams in the NFL.

Ware was on limited snaps already and gets rest time to go hard in the playoffs. The same thing happened last season when he sat out some games.

Shane Ray is still better than pass rusher the Pats have face all season.

lmao Pats fans so scared they can barely scrap shit together

>le Vikings offense is bad meme
People who say this can fuck off. The worst game was week 1 and the Vikings were starting Shaun Hill. 21 and 20 points on offense in back to back weeks against good defenses with a quarterback that hasn't even been here a month. The big thing is that the offense hasn't turned the ball over once and I'll take that over meme "explosive" offense like the 0-3 Aints.

>seahawks may play Wilson against the jets
>another team with a deadly front seven
>against our turd of an Oline

Wilson is going to go full RG3 here isn't he?

Vikings offense is one dimensional now. It's going to crash even if Bradford doesn't get injured.

>i'll take the vikings offense over the saints offense

Vikings aren't running the ball well right now but that's reasonable given the defenses they've faced. The schedule after the bye is one of the biggest cupcake schedules in the league.

How does it feel to be ranked behind a team working with a 3rd string rookie QB and a running back who was picked up on waivers?

>throwing INTs doesn't hurt your team
k

Crippling depression and crushing loneliness

Hey, my team is 3-0 tho

i dont understand how the pats even dropped a spot from 1 to 2 in week 2 lol

wanna join my comfy suicide cult?

>Browns
>ever finding a competent starting QB
k

How does it feel to be so scared of the Broncos you resort to shit ass power rankings?

Whatever it takes for you to just fuck off already, you're ruining this place.

Bernie Kosar. Brian Sipe. Otto Graham.

>scoring points doesn't help your team

Also Brees is not some kind of INT machine. If you put up 30 points a game its worth throwing an above average number of INTs anyway.

how am i ruining this place? i'll try and get better if you tell me ok

No. I don't like you.

>tfw your defense is shit but it will NEVER be New Orleans shit

"finding" implies a future tense, pal

the past means nothing when your team is currently 0-3

>power rankings are shit if my team isn't number one

how does it feel to have fewer rings as a franchise than Brady does as a player?

that's fair i'm not a fan of me either, and probably for the best because i tend to hate everyone that i interact with

are you the same way?

>tfw your defense was last in the league but not anymore
Thanks Saints for bailing us out.

>tfw your defense is barely better than New Orleans

2nd to last place isn't so bad I guess

Other shit that is wrong with this article

>Judging Bradford based on his performance on other different teams which is independent from the supporting cast from the one he has now and the scheme he is in now
>point differential meme
>only offense has to be good. God forbid you treat football like a team game where all phases have to step up with the defense as a driving factor

Won't be true after this season when the Broncos beat the Pats twice and win the Super Bowl easily again.

Sup Childish Gambino

I wondered what happened to Chris Simms. He was a decent QB for the Bucs until the Panthers literally ruptured his spleen and ruined his career.

trips confirm

>Brees is not some kind of INT machine
At least 11 INTs a season since he came to New Orleans, once threw 22 INTs in a season. That's a lot.

>tfw your team has the best worst defense in the league
feels comfy

hi

No, I'm not an asshole.

I can't form lasting friendships or relationships, but at least I'm not you.

Yeah but he also throws like 40+ TDs

If we have the same record and we beat the Saints but lost to you does that makes us almost as good as you?

why can't you maintain friendships or relationships, then?

do you have an idea?

1. Vikings
2. Patriots
3. Broncos
4. Seahawks
5. Packers
6. Panthers
7. Eagles
8. Chiefs
9. Ravens
10. Bengals
11. Raiders
12. Cardinals
13. Texans
14. Giants
15. Cowboys
16. Falcons
17. Bucs
18. Jets
19. Washington Football Team
20. Lions
21. Chargers
22. Rams
23. Bucs
24. 49ers
25. Bills
26. Titans
27. Colts
28. Jaguars
29. Saints
30. Dolphins
31. Bears
32. Browns

need more votes in order to post the first update for the week

How does it feel to know you're going back to hiring complete goofs who can't win shit like Rod Rust when Belicheat retires?

>Pats ahead of Broncucks

only thing you got right tbqh

You realize he throws the ball more than anyone just about every year. And his value in passing more than makes up for his INTs.

you have the bucs ranked way too high

>bellichick
>retiring

maybe in 2025

Only did that twice. One was the 2011 season where there were literally four 5000 yard passers, the other the season after and he also threw 19 INTs. No thanks.

Rod Rust was an entertaining coach. That was one of the greatest train wrecks of a season I had ever seen.

I screwed up, 1st Bucs is Steelers.

Treadwell is just raw. Diggs was raw last year, too, and Zimmer really put him through the works, now he's coming out hot. Treadwell is just getting the same treatment like Diggs.

>yfw the Bucs are on the list twice

Reminder the 2015 Saints had the worst defense of the last 25 years

sent ;)

At least you guys had one good game this season against the Titans. We're allowing like 32 points a game and probably like 10 yards a play

2015 Gnats were a close second fampachi

why is his throwing motion getting worse?

How are you holding up?

why would you post this

i mean, don't you understand that what you just said has no basis

all you've done is make it apparent that the patriots make you so mad that you'll lash out with nonsensical claims and predictions

don't debase your opinion like that user

ah

that makes more sense

he's given up on life

>2004 and the year steve young died

triggered

>his value in passing more than makes up for his INT
Their records the past four years says different. People make fun of Fisher and the Rams for always going 7-9 but the Aints have gone 7-9 in three of the past four seasons and this year looks no different. I'd rather watch my team win than watch them meme their way to 7-9.

its quite obvious they weren't, otherwise they'd be on the list

>their records the past four years
Football is a team sport.
Their defense has been out of this world bad.

>tripcuck believes anyone cares what he thinks

end your life my man

>its drew brees' fault the saints are bad

thats a new one

Gave three teams 10, nobody else got above an 8.

oh you know

trying to overcome my own intense self-loathing by becoming apathetic, or at least sarcastically invested in, my existence

listening to music

that's a nice reaction image! gonna save that one for sure!

It's Brees's fault he throws a lot of picks and turnovers make it hard to win games is my point

didn't he break up with Lindsey Duke

>1-2 Panthers rated 6th
>2-1 division-leading Falcons rated 16th
Fuck you.

and how are you holding up?

That's just fucking dumb. I'm a Falcons fan so I hate the Taints but you put Brees with anything resembling a competent defense and they're guaranteed a 10 win season every year. He's the only thing that's stopping them from being 1-15 every year.

rankings for the teams the falcons played:
11
23
29

rankings for the teams the panthers played:
1
3
24

please stop being dumb

you make me feel smart

Keeping busy with school and painting
Also listening to music

Eagles ranked too low desu senpai

What Wentz did to the Stoolers' D made it look like he'd been spanking them for years.

The defense literally stopped everything except for Antonio Brown, and that's honestly all you can ask for

t. Stoolerfag

Actually Brees has one of the lower INT% rates among active QBs

Stop being retarded.You are seriously trying to argue that Brees makes it hard to win games even though he doesn't actually turn the ball over that much and literally carries the Saint's offense by himself.

a qb whose defense consistently puts him in holes is going to have to pass more which means more interceptions, especially considering that defenses will anticipate said passes and adjust their style of play accordingly

what sort of art do you paint? allison was a painter.

what are you listening to?

>What Wentz did to the Stoolers' D made it look like he'd been spanking them for years.
It's not like anyone thought the Steeler's D was legit though.

I agree with your point though, their defense might be top 5 in the league

Consider that if your defense isn't good, it might behoove you to try to protect the ball so that even if they do get the ball they have to at least drive the entire length of the field.

Interceptions are incredibly costly. Consider that the Patriots and Packers are perennial playoff contenders and their QBs almost never throw picks, while teams like the Chargers and Saints struggle to make the playoffs despite their QBs constantly throwing for lots of yards and touchdowns. Is the difference their defenses? The Packers' D is perenially mediocre, and while the Patriots' D can step up against bigtime opponents they rarely ever shut down opposing offenses outright.

Do you realize turnovers are practically a 14-point swing? Not only do you score, often your opponent scores. How do you win games if you're deliberately giving yourself a 14-point handicap just to put up big passing stats?

Holy shit, commentators curse is real.
>and brees hasn't thrown an interception in 305 passes!!!
>2 plays later
>And it's brees with the interception.

Now that the dust has settled, post some creative ways the Vikings will break our hearts with this season.

is this bait?

>Wide left...

>not like anyone thought the Steeler's D was legit
You're not wrong, but it had looked promising compared to recent years.

The linebackers have obviously improved a bunch, but god help the DBs. Holy shit they're so bad. I was hoping so bad they'd get Weddle to help, but alas, he went to the Ravens

sam bradford

AP fumble returned for a touchdown while the Vikings try to run out the clock in the closing moments of the owl

Dude you're a complete retard. Brees turns the ball over less than most QBs in the league. And when you have a bad defense you're usually in a hole which means you have to take risks and constantly score points in order to win. You can't worry about "protecting the football" that's what teams with good defenses can prioritize.

If you put Brees on a team like the Texans they would be super bowl favorites. He has insane value as a player.

...

I mainly stick to realism but I render just about anything the customer wants. Right now I'm experimenting with Expressionism and adding a modern twist to it.

Right now at this moment I'm listening to youtu.be/8m5Cj7-XCo8
But in general I listen to a lot of rock, rap, ambient music

I'm looking forward to winter, it's when I mainly listen to post-rock, ambient and drone. It fits with the weather.

1. Pats
2. Broncos
3. Texans
4. Steelers
5. AFC West
6. AFC West

Wow, what a shake up in the AFC

**tips fedora**

>Give up 47 points
>Julio gets 1 (one) fantasy point
At this point I'm most excited about the prospect of fucking over fantasy nerds

name a more entertaining division

Put Brees on the Texans and we'll all be wondering by week 8 why the defense is so bad with so much talent on that side of the ball

Why don't you fucking understand the concept of complementary football

Objectively, AFC West

>4. Steelers

NFC north except for the browns. You're very likely a Cowboys shitposter.

>Texans over Steelers
Wut

Division leading teams report in

>Rams

AFC North
Excluding the Browns, Bengals, Steelers and Ratshits are always aiming for a playoff spot. They all hate each other too so that's fun to watch

>cardinals
>eagles
>vikings

reminder that this is why the nfc is consistently a better conference than the afc, from which we can already anticipate a broncos v. pats afccg

ah so you produce commercially. that's cool, turning a passion into a source of profit

i hope i can do the same one day

who's your favorite expressionist painter?

yeah those genres are great choices for the winter. i used to really enjoy drone and post-rock but i just lost interest in them, as i often do i suppose

lately been listening to a lot of noise, punk, and various regions of experimental electronic

just finished listening to the whitey album, by ciccone youth who were a side project of several sonic youth members

Conference leading teams report in

>Pats

Why are you just ignoring the fact that Brees is not the turnover machine you keep trying to paint him as?

You aren't onto anything new. Turning the ball over doesn't help your defense. You know what also helps a defense? Moving the ball and scoring points. The main problem is you have picked a horrible example for this concept because

1. Brees doesn't turn the ball over that much and

2. Brees gives far more value to an offense than he could possibly take away from a defense.

had Goff and Wentz's roles been reversed, would they be in the same situations right now?

Are all Vikings fans really this dumb? Like holy shit, do you really think Brees makes his own defense look bad? What the fuck?

>Overreact to every win/loss

But every poster on Cred Forums does that.

not so friendo

>that last game against the gnats

one of the most entertaining thing I've watched in my life

>are all vikings fans this dumb
not all of them, no

but it's definitely a trend among a certain sect

>conference leading
>will win just as many games as the Broncos
>have to play in Mile High this year

Enjoy visiting Mile High again in the AFCCG

No
Goff is a fucking idiot

>NFC North
>Browns

Do you read or consider what you're typing or are you just retarded? Serious question

>Goff is currently being benched for Keenum
No

This. This SO hard.

>team wins/loses by 1 or a FG at the last second
>AHAHAHAHAH BTFO

Jeff Fisher is retarded enough that Wentz would be sitting behind him too.

>brees with hopkins and miller to pass to
not to mention he'd also be in the only division with worse defenses than his present one

i'd like to see that now

>hurr style points don't matter
you watch cfb. you know exactly what happens when you don't blow out teams you're supposed to blow out

I do, plus work on personal work to try to get into shows and because I want to keep growing as an artist. I'm going to school because I want to teach someday.

Hmmm...favorite expressionist painter, probably Franz Marc, his understanding of color is phenomenal. Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, Edvard Munch, Erich Hecke, and Max Pechstein are great too. Picasso's african/expressionist periods are good too, it ties into his cubism period.

I feel the same about post-rock and drone, which is why I leave it for winters.

Did you like the Ciccone Youth album?

Pretty sure Iggles would be 1-2 and Rams would be 2-1 right now (assuming Fisher started Wentz)

Pham the absolute best case scenario for you cucks is second seed in the AFC and a trip to Foxboro at 40 feet above sea level

1 Browns Myles Garrett, EDGE, Texas A&M
2 Bears Brad Kaaya, QB, Miami (FL)
3 49ers Tim Williams, EDGE, Alabama
4 Jags Jabrill Peppers, SS, Michigan
5 Saints Malik Mcdowell, DT, Michigan State
6 Dolphins Leonard Fournette, RB, LSU
7 Bills Jonathan Allen, 34DE, Alabama
8 Jets Cam Robinson, OT, Alabama
9 Titans Jalen Tabor, CB, Florida
10 Chargers Jamal Adams, SS, LSU
11 Bucs Carl Lawson, EDGE, Auburn
12 Lions Raekwon McMillan, LB, Ohio State
13 Giants Dalvin Cook, RB, Florida State
14 Redskins Reuben Foster, LB, Alabama
15 Titans (Rams) Mike Williams, WR, Clemson
16 Ravens Nick Chubb, RB, Georgia
17 Cowboys Dawuane Smoot, EDGE, Illinois
18 Colts Christian McCaffrey, RB, Stanford
19 Cardinals Marlon Humphrey, CB, Alabama
20 Bengals Jarrad Davis, LB, Florida
21 Raiders Jordan Thomas, CB, Oklahoma
22 Falcons Lowell Lotulelei, DT, Utah
23 Texans Mike McGlinchey, OT, Notre Dame
24 Browns (Eagles) Deshone Kizer, QB, Notre Dame
25 Panthers Desmond King, CB, Iowa
26 Chiefs Juju Smith-Shuster, WR, >USC
27 Steelers Charles Harris, EDGE, Missouri
28 Packers Jake Butt, TE, Michigan
29 Seahawks Roderick Johnson, OT, Florida State
30 Patriots Dan Feeney, OG, Indiana
31 Eagles (Vikings) Adam Bisnowaty, OT, Pittsburgh
32 Broncos Pat Elflein, OG, Ohio State

Pats won't trade up in the first round pham

>worse defenses
>than the saints

I don't understand

>Broncos drafting a guard

'no'

>it is possible that trent baalke will still be the GM in 2017

Patriots are not drafting a guard before a tackle. They took 4 guards in the last 2 drafts.

>4 game suspension turns out to be a boon for the Pats and Brady

will jewdell ever get even one thing right?

>Brady in Mile High against a competent QB
lql

>2 Bears Brad Kaaya, QB, Miami (FL)

as a hurricanes fan, why? i dont understand this meme at all. Kaaya sucks ass

If we change our name but keep the same ID code, will we keep our total score?

>panthers getting another CB

You're retarded the secondary's playing well so far, its the lines that haven't been putting in the work. Do you just pick names out of a hat or something?

>broncos anywhere in the vicinity of Gillette under any circumstance

because Kizer and Watson suck even more ass and some team is gonna be desperate enough to reach for a QB that high

yeah. i don't have as much time to put into this as in years past.

He is not horrible but yeah he doesnt deserve to be a second pick. he not like ej manual type bad but he is not that good. I guess people see his good games against fsu instead of the mediocre games against fau

>browns
They're in the AFC not the NFC, bucko.

Are there no white qbs to draft?

>leonard fornette
too bad the dolphins cant into using a rb the right way

yeah, that's one of the reasons why it's there.

Chad Kelly but there's a chance he might have inherited his uncle's cancer

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>personal work to try to get into shows
that sounds exciting. i've been to a few amateur art exhibitions and they've always been quite engaging, especially when the artists hang around to interact with the audience. do these take place in the NE region then?

what do you want to teach? if i weren't so bad with people i'd want to teach someday too.

>franz marc
after a scant google search i'd have to agree. i particularly like "nude under trees" for the unorthodox use of color on the females' bodies. i'll look into the others too

what's some post-rock and drone that you enjoy? i'm primarily into post-rock from the 90's, that emphasized muted monotony and repetition

i feel it's too soon to tell so far. i understand why they didn't release it under the sonic youth moniker. it felt unfocused and meandering for most of its duration but some songs were interesting by themselves

yeah you're right

i misspoke. afcs defenses aren't quite that bad.

Just watched the game highlights

Did anyone else almost lose their shit when the Saints fucked up that one punt return by running into the returner? Holy fuck I was dying

you faggots

you just cursed both teams

everyone start all Giants players against the Vikings

Think this will go down as the most embarrassing loss this decade?

>Brees doesn't turn the ball over that much
Stop trying to make this point because it's completely untrue. He's as turnover prone as pretty much every other "good" QB in the league that fails to consistently make the playoffs, and he's making far more money than all those guys.

Rodgers doesn't turn the ball over even half as much.
Neither does Brady.
Dalton throws roughly as many picks but doesn't commit as many fumbles, and his turnover rate has steadily declined as he gains experience
Flacco hovers around 10-12 INTs a year except for 2013 when he suddenly started giving the ball away like it was Christmas morning, and how did the Super Bowl champions look that year? 8-8.
Since 2009 the Cowboys have only made the playoffs twice with Tony Romo, and those were the only seasons in that span that Romo both played a full season and threw less than 10 INTs. I'm sure you probably believe that to be a coincidence.
Both Alex Smith teams(49ers and Chiefs) have been playoff contenders every year once Smith stopped throwing so many interceptions. By and large those teams still had the same players but now the defenses weren't constantly being put in bad situations by backbreaking turnovers. Guess that's another coincidence.

Every other QB in the league either struggles to make the playoffs on a consistent basis or never makes the playoffs at all so it really doesn't matter if they're more turnover prone.

Either way, Brees's turnovers likely cost his team about three games a year. When you're 7-9 every year, that can make the difference between making the playoffs and watching from home.

tl;dr fuck off Brees apologists

43-8 happened this decade right

youtu.be/D0widMpI86w

playoff peypey was inevitable

although i guess that'd make $cam in sbl more of an embarrassment

>Brees costs his team 3 games a year

Jesus christ please kill yourself already

Brees has a career 2.5 INT% which is lower than Romo, Flacco, Luck, Manning, Roethlisberger, Dalton

You're argument is so fucking retarded I'm not even going to respond to it again.

Why is everyone shitting on Beckham when he was the best player on the field and caught 5 balls for 90 yards on Norman alone?

i'd still say 43-8 was more embarrassing, given how many unforced errors and mistakes peypey (safety on the first fucking play) and the broncos (opening the second half by allowing a kickoff returned for a td)

the broncos lost in all phases during that game, whereas the panthers' defense actually held their own

because he's also got the emotional stability of a 5-year-old

because ever since his big catch he started getting shilled endlessly so Cred Forums had to hate him regardless of how good he is

He is just reinforcing the whole "WR = Diva" thing

I wish I had a webm to look at it whenever. A friend of mine snapchatted me a vid of it happening, I fucking died laughing

Yeah, I like to interact with people and talk about really just anything. It's one of the reasons why I want to teach. I would like to teach at a college/university, in the art field. The cool thing about a BFA and MFA is that you can do a lot in the general art field. From teaching to being an art director at some company. Because of that I really don't know what I will end up doing, but I do know that I want to teach at some point in my life. I don't currently live in the NE area but want to return, Houston's art scene is good but I prefer Boston's.

Some bands I enjoy are Swans, Jesu, GY!BE, Explosions in the Sky, MBV, God Is an Astronaut, Pelican, and my favorite post-rock album is YRTHAK by The End of Science. You can feel what the band poured into the album, all the raw emotion just oozes from the earphones. It's intense yet calming and even heart breaking at times.

I don't know how often I have to explain this but I'll repeat it as often as possible.

Yes, Cam didn't play well in the SB but no QB would have against that D and peyton didn't look any better. In truth 2 plays decided that game, the catch Cotchery made which never touched the ground but was ruled incomplete followed by the von miller strip sack for a TD 2 plays later in that same drive. Had that been ruled a catch the strip sack would have never happened and the panthers would have been in good position for a TD. That's a potential 14-point swing which if nothing else would have forced OT.

And he didn't go for the fumble because he was in a poor position, he over extended on running for the ball and ended up in a position where if he had gone diwn for it it likely would have gone between his legs and he would have risked injury for nothing. Yes, its the SB and he should have taken the chance but I don't think it would have worked out.

Counterpoint: it literally doesn't fucking matter what his INT% is. If he threw less passes he'd throw less picks, but if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle. It's irrelevant because he DOES throw that much, so his team is constantly having to deal with the consequences of those picks.

remember all those dome babby memes

i miss them

>Tfw just want brady to get one more so Cred Forums would finally admit he is the GOAT

Because youtube.com/watch?v=MnAh9mWNr3E

>one more
You mean five more. All asterisk owl wins are disregarded.

You literally understand nothing about football. Brees throws so many passes because he's in a fucking offensive scheme designed around it. Not to mention his defense constantly gets his team into holes so he has to pass to score points because every game is a shoot out.

Please keep trying to argue that Joe Flacco and Alex Smith are better quarterbacks than Drew Brees.

need more votes before I can post the first update

Brady played better against that defense IN Denver than Scam did in the Superbowl. Get over it.

>Tom Brady
>elderly white man
>hit 25 times
>sacked 4 times
>zero fumbles

>Scam Newshit
>250 pound prime age dindu
>hit 12 times
>sacked 8 times
>two fumbles lost

You are now literally the most retarded person I have ever seen post on the internet. I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Here's your prize

I gotchu senpai

DOMEBABBY'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS DOME

DOMEBABBY'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS DOME

>he's in a fucking offensive scheme designed around it.
That's the reason the Saints offense is a meme. Please try to keep up.

>Please keep trying to argue that Joe Flacco and Alex Smith are better quarterbacks than Drew Brees
That was never my point. Drew Brees is a great quarterback but he's also a financial albatross that keeps the Saints from winning anything. It's not a coincidence that the one time the Saints won the Super Bowl was when the defense led the league in takeaways. Turnover differential is real.

Please don't do this to yourself Brownsbro.

All bants aside, your organization is historically awful. I know the need to keep your chin up and to keep finding reasons to think things will get better, but if I were you I'd wait for a few division championships before I decided to go all in.

>mfw domebabbies got their dome ruined by rain and inclement dindus

Serious question lads:

Could the Browns and Burrs make a competent organization if they combined? What if they became one team called the Ohio Brown Bears, with a roster of all the best players from both teams? And then just add a new franchise to the NFL to fill the missing spot.

>mfw da brown burrs win da superb owl

Just trade Brees before he snaps and starts doing heroin. I feel bad for him.

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>it literally doesn't fucking matter what his INT% is. If he threw less passes he'd throw less picks

please kill yourself thats all i can say at this point

>18. Jets (-6)
One for every interception.
This is in order.

>i like to interact with people and talk about really just anything
have you always been that way? what makes you interested in other peoples' affairs, if you can express than i mean

i'm doing majoring in compsci and lately i've felt overwhelmed by how densely populated the major's become and have felt my confidence and career prospects begin to dwindle, so i also don't know what i'll end up doing but for different reasons

boston seems like it'd have a nice art scene. have you visited austin and explored their scene at all?

i miss dc's scene and can't wait for this semester to be over with.

what's your favorite mbv song?

also, here are some bands you might enjoy based on the ones you listed:
starflyer 59
birchville cat motel
have a nice life
study of the lifeless
bethany curve
pacific uv
the angelic process

also i'm going to bed now but feel free to reply i just won't be reading it for 5 or 6 hours

thanks for the chat

>bumping up the seahawks 5 spots for beating the 49ers

This is a joke, right?

Facts are facts m8. He's also Mike Vick levels of fumble prone and at least Vick had the excuse of being a running QB.

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>facts are facts

you are one of the most retarded people ive ever seen in these threads and thats saying something

Matt Stafford and Derek Carr are my 2 favorite players in the NFL and I don't give a shit about either of those 2 teams.

Who else has players they like on teams they don't? Who are they?

for the love of god sit Russell this week. let Boykin handle the Jest

why do people feel bad for brees. if he wanted a ring, then take less money.

he's a jew, just like pey pey

Rivers is a sharp quarterback who throws for 100s of yards even with injuries.
Fucking Chargers won't even try to help him win a ring.

>two guards in the first round

really makes you think

Why? They need these games. Just tell him to stop running around. He was fine until he started being stupid, running around in a blowout game on a bad ankle. It was just unnecessary and he barely even ran around before that.

Just throw it up for I'm Jimmy.

>tfw harbs shattered dome magic

>causing i'm jimmy to leave the stoop to seek twice-yearly revenge

I'm Jimmy is a breesbabby and isn't a good fit for the hawks. I don't know how you haven't realized this yet.

Aints record in the past four years when Brees throws INT vs when he doesn't:

>1 or more INTs
12-28(30%)

>0 INTs
20-4(83%)

go ahead and tell me 50% is a fucking coincidence

>minuscule thing doesn't go Brady's way, probably won't lose them the game
>throws a fit on the sideline, screams in the face of coaches
>What a leader!

>Giants lose a game Beckham played hard in
>gets pissed and swings his helmet at a net
>WHAT A DIVA DISGRACEFUL CRY BABY

really make syou think

Everyone knows Brady is the biggest crybaby bitch the league has seen since Dan Marino so that's the wrong guy to use

Well how about passing the ball his way for starters. It's not like he didn't have like a 150 yard game last year against Carolina and then the next week like 2 target against the Niners...

Cam really has turned into a statue.

>Jags wasting the #4 overall on a meme player who is a jack of all trades master of none

Brady has 4 rings and a 16 year career at the top of football. He can do whatever he wants.

Beckham is an up and coming meme receiver who plays for a trash team. He needs to shut the fuck up. The NFL literally made a new rule named after him against chimping out

its you fags faults. you kept hating on him and now he's trying be a good lil white guy that can't run.

What are you trying to argue here? That if Brees passed the ball less the Saints would somehow be a better team? As if he even has any control over that in the first place.

Dual threat QBs aren't viable in the NFL

tell that to Russell Wilson

ok, white guy

> Colts drafting a rb instead of a wr
> 18th pick

>Why? They need these games.
>SixPickrick was literally one and a half days ago

all boykin should do is not fuck up and the defense can do literally all the scoring

>it's his team's fault Brees's turnovers cost his team games
now who's the retard

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

10 votes
1. (9.100) New England Patriots [+0, +0.615]
2. (8.600) Denver Broncos [+0, +0.418]
3. (8.400) Minnesota Vikings [+3, +1.127]
4. (7.700) Philadelphia Eagles [+6, +1.367]
5. (7.000) Seattle Seahawks [+8, +1.303]
6. (6.700) Kansas City Chiefs [+7, +1.003]
6. (6.700) Green Bay Packers [+3, +0.336]
8. (6.600) Pittsburgh Steelers [-6, -1.582]
9. (6.500) Baltimore Ravens [+7, +1.348]
10. (6.400) Cincinnati Bengals [-2, -0.115]
11. (6.300) Carolina Panthers [-7, -1.458]
12. (5.900) Oakland Raiders [+3, +0.567]
13. (5.800) Arizona Cardinals [-8, -1.745]
14. (5.700) Dallas Cowboys [+4, +0.821]
15. (5.600) Houston Texans [-8, -1.097]
15. (5.600) New York Giants [-4, -0.612]
17. (4.700) Washington Redskins [+7, +1.003]
18. (4.500) Indianapolis Colts [+5, +0.712]
18. (4.500) Atlanta Falcons [-1, -0.470]
20. (4.400) Los Angeles Rams [+9, +1.339]
21. (4.300) New York Jets [-9, -1.730]
22. (4.200) San Diego Chargers [-3, -0.618]
23. (4.100) Buffalo Bills [+5, +0.888]
24. (3.800) Detroit Lions [-4, -0.897]
25. (3.600) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-4, -0.733]
26. (3.500) Tennessee Titans [-1, -0.167]
27. (3.100) Miami Dolphins [+0, -0.294]
28. (3.000) San Francisco 49ers [-2, -0.515]
29. (2.200) Jacksonville Jaguars [+1, -0.830]
30. (1.900) New Orleans Saints [-8, -1.979]
31. (1.100) Chicago Bears [+0, -1.112]
32. (1.000) Cleveland Browns [+0, -0.242]

You can't seriously be this stupid. We've already gone over the fact that Brees throws less INTs per passes than most QBs in the league. He also has the same career fumbles as Brady. Now you're trying to somehow pin the blame of Payton's offensive scheme on him.

Please I really mean it this time. Kill yourself.

Seahawks, Chiefs, and Packers are too high in my opinion, but not bad results.

>going up 8 spots for beating the $(ers in centurylink while potentially losing their starting QB even for a week

i see the bandwagon has returned

This is your semi-regular reminder that Von Miller will win NFL MVP this season, being the first defensive player to do it since LT in '86.

>INT%
You might as well bring up the fact Brees hasn't won a Super Bowl since getting his mole removed with regards to the relevance to Brees's INTs being 53% of the difference between winning and losing

>Payton made Brees throw those INTs
No how about you kill yourself

I hope he gets a career ending injury.

that feel when i shit post my fucking predictions for this week and make 5th place for the week, im feelin it boyos

I wasn't exactly always so interested in people and having conversations. It happened when I got into my teens and started being more social. What makes me interested in people is like when I draw or paint a human, it's always so unique. 2 eyes, a nose, mouth, ears, chin, cheeks, forehead, hair, yet you're creating something new each time. That interests me, what comes down to the detail which makes that specific person unique. So in getting to know people, it's kind of the same idea, but instead of looking at their features only, I get to really "dissect" them conversationally.

Yeah I've visited Austin. Their music and art scene used to be good, well, there are still some good art shows out there, but man, fucking Californians are ruining Austin.

Favorite mbv song would be Cupid Come. Honorable mentions would be No More Sorry, You Never Should, Who Sees You, and the whole Loveless album.

Thanks man, I will check out those bands. I'm familiar with Pacific UV, and I have Weighing Souls with Sand by The Angelic Process, fuck that is a good album.

It's ok if he still haunts you, Tom.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mvj7LjaNOaQ

im not responding to this shit anymore. im sure im just getting trolled.

The worst example, he's been garbage lately

Is Bernard "Patriot Killer" Pollard still in the league?

>I have no thoughtful response but I need to get the last word
Brees apologists are so pathetic

how did the bears get to be worse than the browns so fast

John Fox is a fraud

He played well against the 49ers despite clearly being injured. Of course if a mobile QB hurts an ankle his performance is going to suffer.

He was a coach being bailed out by his team, as is Kubiak and Wade. Elway is the one running everything.

538 is all numbers based and has very little intuition on players and differences in coaching staff and other big factors that play into how a team can and has won games. If we went by pure numbers there would be a lot of teams in the top 10 right now that are complete trash as a whole but excel in one or two ways whether that be special teams or pure run defense. For example if you took the run defense from the titans which is fairly solid and took their run game, you'd have stats that would outweigh the poor performances in the other areas of their game and would put them above other teams.

TLDR: 583 has no idea what its talking about and wants to use statistics to predict a game thats down to individual efforts and not numbers.

hasn't been since 2014.

>offense was mediocre in the game Hill played
>Bradford hasn't thrown an interception and has been spectacular in one game and managed a game well against a strong defense

538's football shit is stats without context, they need to stick to election.

spotted the unskewed polls guy

>playing well against the 49ers is hard

...

playing well against the 49ers isn't much of a feat desu. if you were to tell me he threw dimes on like the cards or something i'd say yea thats a legit stat to point at, but he's not playing against playoff caliber anything right now and they still lost to the rams.

>if your team has less than 70% chance to make layoffs, they are literally irrelevant

Speaking of John Fox, it's now time for
JOB SECURITY OF ALL NFL COACHES POWER RANKINGS

>WOULD HAVE TO LITERALLY JOIN ISIS AND EVEN THEN MAYBE
Bill Belichick

>GUARANTEED SAFE BARRING SOME FUKUSHIMA TIER MELTDOWN
John Harbaugh
Mike Tomlin
Mike McCarthy(lel)
Gary Kubiak
Pete Carroll

>MOST LIKELY SAFE IF THEY DON'T SCREW THE POOCH
Mike Zimmer
Bruce Arians
Ron Rivera
Andy Reid

>LITERALLY HOMER SIMPSON LEVEL JOB SECURITY
Jeff Fisher
Marvin Lewis

>SEAT'S GETTING KIND OF WARM BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE YET
Jason Garrett
Sean Payton
Dan Quinn
Chuck Pagano
Todd Bowles
Mike McCoy
Jack Del Rio
Bill O'Brien

>HOW THE FUCK DID THIS ASSHOLE GET HIRED GRACE PERIOD
Hue Jackson
Mike Mularkey
Chip Kelly
John McAdoo
Doug Pederson
Adam Gase
Dirk Koetter

>BETTER START CLEARING YOUR DESK AHEAD OF TIME
Gus Bradley
Jay Gruden
Jim Caldwell
John Fox
Rex Ryan

>NFC Super Bowl favorite
Fuck that just makes me scared, I don't wanna get my hopes up

So, fellow Jets fans, what do you think they'll end the season with? I'm guessing 9-7 or 10-6.

There any hope for this year? Seeing them on C'mon Man broke my spirits. That was almost buttfumble tier.

zim already has a contract extension so there's that good little bit. McCarthy really had some people going when he went for it on 4th against the vikes instead of taking the points. I can feel that rage but i would assume he's still pretty safe.

Week 4 byes are stupid

agreed

it's still the first quarter of the season

Gruden, Caldwell and Fox aren't getting fired.

Vikings are pretty solid. Not much to worry about and it's not like your schedule is full of really big heavy hitters either.

I'm sure we'll be good to make the playoffs, probably even HFA, but I fear getting bounced in the divisional round via some heartbreaking meme play like the Miracle at Mile High or some bullshit

Every
Fucking
Time

Gruden and Caldwell can still turn it around but Fox is on thin ice, he might even be fired by midseason

who /scarred for their qb/ in here?

Found the faggot

Fox would still be getting paid in 2017 and 2018 because of his contract. Firing after a season and a half is a Browns kind of move.

> vs. Panthers, @Broncos, @Seahawks

Do they win one?

no

>take it seriously
>get top

#based

Out of interest, what was I closest on?

Nobody keeps a player or coach around just because of guaranteed money, and Fox is a fraud who isn't going to take the Bears anywhere

Or your kicker missing an easy FG to beat the Seahawks, amirite?

>vs Panthers
Well they did last year and the Panthers were a better team then
>@Broncos
no shot
>@Seahawks
Seacucks aren't as good this year and Wilson is badly hobbled but since it's @Seattle it's not so certain

...

Then why did that old crone McCaskey hire him and fucking Ryan Pace as GM to begin with? Does she like burning down everything her father built?

>Does she like burning down everything her father built?
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to

I see it DESU

@ Ravens W
v Chargers W
v Chiefs L
@ Jags W
@ Bucs W
v Broncos L
v Texans L
v Panthers L
v Bills W
@ Chiefs W
@ Chargers W
@ Colts W
@ Broncos L

They could easily lose to the Ravens and beat the Texans, or lose to the Bucs but take a win off the Broncos, but it definitely is looking like around 10 wins.

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I can't believe you've done this.

>new
>more posts than this one

Fuck off back to /brit/ with this shit.

>494 replies
literally end yourself

This thread sucks.

The thing about the Eagles is, they just try and walk it in.

AFC North

So does your mum.

JUST

Well, we can all at least agree on one thing.

Denver sucks.

NFC WEST, NYEGGGAAAAAAAAAAA

>lost to the Rams

Trips of truth.

>implying any team is perfect

To be decided............ ON THE FIELD

Wanna bet?

Mine is

Sup?

Fuck the AFC South tho.

Fuckin' trash.

How'd you wind up being a Vikings fan britbro?

What makes you say that?

I got linked to one of their games by a mate in 2009, didn't pay it much attention, then in 2013 on a Sunday where I was ill from work, I noticed the international series was on, decided to watch it, realised it was the Vikings again, decided to root for them in that game, then continued to keep up with them and got gamepass the season after.

So I'm a very new fan, and I'm lucky that I caught them on the way up.

(Somewhat slightly related, but Purple is also my favouritistimist colo(u)r)

>colo(u)r
Ughhh go away

I remember that game, it was notable for me because I had just started dating my now wife and I was getting her into football but it wasn't going well because the Vikings started 0-3 that season and were playing Pittsburgh, her father's favorite team. That was the day I got her hooked onto it.

that's fine because Brady will win SB MVP

How do all the white betalings itt feel that they will never be as gorgeous as von miller?
How does it feel to know your god tom brady is an ugly scrawny white kid who gets cucked regularly by the superior black man?

Well, at the time I didn't know how poor their start was, but I just remember looking at the scores for the next couple of weeks and just seeing Ls for what, 5 or 6 weeks? It was par the course for the teams I support though.

Sorry for that, but there is a U in colour.

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Because they have played against three of the worst run defenses in the league.