/hoc/

Reminder that the best Austrian player of all time is literally Czechoslovak

Daigle.
>"I'm glad I got drafted first, because no one remembers number two"

McMeme and Daigle

CSN isn't even showing it, it's not on
>floyers

Hall, easy. Edmonton got away with robbery. Hall can't even hit 30 goals, and Larsson is a top 5 RHD/

>no one remembers Chris Pronger

it's on the flyers site if you live inside the city

fugg gotta not eat for 1 hour

>it's a condon episode

>people responding to kippers
why?

I desperately want to suck a fart out of her booty. If I enable her shitposting, maybe I'll get a chance to sniff!

...

flush him down the toilet

Kek, thats the move though

onhockey.tv/Xplayer.php?channel=http://nhlclubstream-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/236907/nhlclub/phi/master.m3u8

You need to put some thrust in him, m8.

kid just got tossed like a bitch.

he's feisty and goes hard to the net like Gallagher

he'll pot one before the night is through

Did I see right, is someone on the habs playing with #76? Lmao

no, Petry is 26

>#76?
There is a #75, I didn't see a #76 yet.

that's how you clog the toilet though dumbass

Marshy is now not only the tallest and most handsome man on the east coast, he is the richest.

Scrivens

Nice discipline there, Lelkonen

HE A GOOD FINNISH BOY

HE DINDU NUFFIN

SENS WITH A ONE GOAL LEAD HEADING INTO THE THIRD

OUR YEAR LADS

what meme games are you watching guys

yfw laine wins the conn smythe this season and leads the jets to a cup

pic not related

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snes/laffs and broons/bjs

f. ex.
youtube.com/watch?v=JIvl8MbK_hQ

Gagner has 4 assists in 3 games

>hasb-devlels

habs-devels

come watch your future first line left winger

But johnny hoc

post the stream nigga

danke schön

streamboat.tv/@DiGG

reminder to report ALL illegal streeams directly. I work for Bettman personally and you will be rewwarded.

Get ready for

>NEW PULJUS

I'm going to be screen capping good puljus during oilers-flames tonight

will post stream

youtube.com/oilers

Lucic, Eberle, Pulju, the Drake, Benning. Can't wait for the game.

I don't think Benning will ever be NHL

You need brains to play defense and the Benning family doesn't have any.

Shut the fucking fuck up you fucking fuck piece of fuck.

When will the Hong Kouver Cantpucks finally admit they are shit and start their rebuild?

Signing Loui Erickson was like when the oilers signed Dustin Penner

They are going to be bottom of the league for the next 3 years, get a number 1 overall, then 5 more years of ineptitude

and then maybe they will see playoffs again

Search your heart chinks, you know it to be true.

T. Edmonton Master Race

Your city is trash.

...

meh at least we wont spend a decade outside of the playoffs in a frozen shithole full of natives

>we

habs diving hard

>mfw I just realized I'm watching a french stream

I am trevor linden faggot

This is priceless.

"Fuck you. Its preseason bitch." - CBJ to everyone

>Nearly 4 minutes 5 on 3.
>last PP still on

no fags allowed

>6-3

OUR
FUCKING
YEAR

jackets are literally the memeist team without meme players

why are you posting then

>beating the >laffs
>your year

AHAHAHAHAHA

>Columbus will always be known as the team that passed on Pulju

This will haunt them for years when Dubois busts.

Elaborate? This sounds juicy.

here we go lads

Passing on the Finn will haunt them for a long time even if Dubois doesn't bust, and Pulju just has a better career.

Maybe it comes out the other way around and Dubois lights it up, but Pulju was the consensus #3, and Dubois should be remembered as a reach pick.

so long, condo

well, you know, like

>Caps in one window
>Trump in the other

Kippers, don't ever reply to me ever again FFS.

is what i'm watching on tv a sport?

I want to believe, but even with almost an entirely different roster on the ice for that game, I still see the problems we had last year. We come out strong in the first, then tank in the second and spend the rest of the game trying to recover. That was literally the story of every single game last year. To add to that, our PP looked weak, Hammy let in a couple softies and one of our future stars (Chabot) racked up quite a few penalty minutes.

I don't exactly have a positive outlook after that game, even though we doubled the opponent's score. Nice performance by Varone though.

shillary is about to get KO'd so maybe make a boxing thread

>all the reddit cucks are watching the meme debate cheering for their cheeto god-king who jjust shit himself on stage
Really wish the 18+ rules was enforced on Cred Forums

where's my non-Frog audio for this game?

il n'existe

Why would you wish for them to get rid of you?

i wish i got paid $16 million

90% of it should be in the signing bonus

I knew I should have bought the Frog Protection

You may respond to this post if your team is winning both of its games tonight.

NOT SO FAST, SHITTY OF PHILTHY!

Where can I find box scores?
NHL.com is fucking retarded.

inb4 you respond to yourself

like this?
scores.espn.com/nhl/scoreboard

>PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO >PHILTHY BTFO

Bulju looking like dogshit so far

delete this

He's probably looking for more in-depth information (shots, penalties, goals/assists, etc.) which doesn't seem to be available anywhere that I've checked.

First pre-season game with a ton of literally who's. Don't worry yet, Finnbro.

His uncle runs the cantpucks

all the scores are fucked up
I don't know who's playing
games are lagging behind
holy shit this is awful

>preseason split squad games
Devlels fans truly are pathetic

daily reminder that this nigger ended your season
>4 goals in 7 minutes

>these pre-season rosters

what a mess

Do philythycucks do it ironically or something? Why would you choose to live in a shit city? Why would you choose to support shit teams? Just so strange to me.

>preseason
>split squad
>against phillys shittier squad

based flylels

Oilers centre depth is Caggiula-Vesce-Khaira-Platzer (combined 34 NHL games played and 7 points) because McDavid and RNH haven't been to camp yet and Draisaitl is in the final.

>philthycuck damage control
Sad!

>preseason wins are the closest thing to the playoffs the devils can get
pathetic team with no history.Keep counting old cups faggot

buljuuu

>filthynigger talking about "old cups"

>the fucking Devils/Flyers shitposting has already started

Christly fuck lads, this is gonna be a long season.

>his team allowed The Donald into their shitty """""""""""""""arena""""""""""""""""
>calls other teams sad

also LOOK AT ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA

>26th in attendance last year
>flyers consistently in top 5 every year

No fans.Sad Franchise.Midget murderers.

hows wifi in prison Patrice?

Is Zacha playing for devils?

does PK's life matter?

>5 minutes into our daily shitposting
>already used your whole image folder
I never have counted cups.I'm sane enough to realize that any championship over 10 years is not worth bragging about.Unlike SOME FANS.

>be NJ
>lose 7 point lead over flyers in 1 month
>watch the Flyers in the playoffs from your shitty used couch from The Dump.

Jackets win with gagner

so the philthyfag is a nigger that is voting for crooked hillary?

>thinks attendance means anything
Look at the percentage buddy.
Winnipeg is 25th but has a 98.9% attendance rate

Probably, if he's a fucking faggot nigger midget who murders people for no reason

>shit team

>tfw >we just beat washington

>shit city

...

You still lose then.Flyers had a better record and win % than the Devlels and had loyal fans cheering them on all season.
Honestly they're both huge pieces of garbage and I'd hate any choice I make.

fuck off nigger

>shit fans

what about travis konecny?
did you know his current OHL team traded 10 draft picks for him and 2 players?

I'm not a Devils fan, so I'm not winning or losing anything.

Gagner winning art Ross

based

>shit team
>shit state
>no fans

Yakupov is a bigger bust than any of them

Yes I think Konecny will be a good player2 years from now.He's too good to keep down in the minors so he'll be fun to watch with the Flyers this season.

Flyers are ELITE

2 wins nigga

>frogs
>floyers

Best Jerseys this season coming through

>burger place commercials
>Coke commercials
>McDonalds commercials

Maybe you Frogs aren't so different after all.

>his team isn't undefeated
>his team doesnt even have a win
pathetic

NON! NOUS SOMMES VERY DIFFERENT. WE NOTHING LIKE ANGLOS OR AMERICANS. MUH UNIQUE CULTURE

And I just saw a dude "dab" in the crowd when the camera went on him, it's official.

>when you ice an absolutely abhorrent team for a decade

Reminder that philthy had the legend Sam gagner AND DIDNT RESIGN HIM HAHAHAHAHAHHA FILTHY LOOKS RETARDED THE JACKETS JUST STOLE HIM

...

See I told you he's a fucking legend

Sky sharks gee I wonder who isn't flying to the Stanley cup

those are honestly horrible.
too much gold.

>edmonton made the finals in 2005
>that was the last playoffs they ever made

>le one game guy

I'm thinking he has one more year in OHL, then breaks out into NHL on the 3rd or 4th line.
See, the thing is the owner of Konecny's OHL team is Derian Hatcher, and he still has connections to Philly from what I hear.
I think it's 50/50 him playing this season.
But honestly, Rubtsov and Konecny are absolute steals.

What did they mean by this?

>>edmonton made the finals in 2005
actually it was 2006.

LMAO FUCKING WRECKED LMAO

>oilers fans

white people like breaking and stealing stuff when they get upset

Isn't Calgary full of niggers? Isn't it like the Alabama of Canada

hell no dude

loads of people with cowboy hats though

saw some jews with their drill hairs and cowboy hats on

So it's the Texas of Calgary I'm guessing it's full of farms
How do people live in Canada I'd feel like a cuck there

Calgary: 2.9% black (2011)
Edmonton: 3.8% black (2011)
Toronto: 8.5% black (2011)

Yup. There's tons of farms and tons of horses in Calgary. Literally stretches of it right outside of the airport.

lol

post butt

never knew hongcouver was only 52% white

Yeah, metro area is only 52% white. Surrounding area is like 95% white, though.

that's a lot of abos. do they just claim to be abos for gibs me dats?

>Why would you choose to live in a shit city?

We can't all afford to live somewhere gorgeous like Newark or its surrounding areas.

>be 1/32th abo
>claim to be one
>no tax
>free money
>free school

half of the "abos" i've met look white as fuck

yeah that's how our native american injuns are

>Oilers dominating both in edmonton and calgary pre season games

WE CUP NOW

>McDavid, RNH, Draisaitl and Sekera all missing
>flim flams still getting btfo

>calgayry flamers getting fucking btfo by some ahl leftovers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT A FUCKING SHITTY TEAM
>edmonton didnt even bother to ice its three best players
AHAHAHA

EDMONTON HASNT EVEN REACHED ITS FINAL FORM YET

ENJOY YOUR FLODDED PIECE OF SHIT FAGDOME AND YOUR MUSLIM MAYOR YOU FUCKFACES

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA
>0-2
>muh new coach
>muh brian lelliot
>muh completed rebuild

AHAHAHAHAHHA

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TEAM SO COMPREHENSIVLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AS THE CALGAYRY SHAMES???

>dedmonton sperging this hard over preseason
wew lad

anyone have streams for the yotes games?

How long until this faggot gets his face caved in? Started some shit tonight and got speared in the nuts for it

EDMONTON
>5-0
CALGAYRY
>1-4

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP

YOU JUST CANT

hes literally the next jake virtanen

how did pul(You)jarvi look laddies?

Invisible but his centre was a 5'8" career AHLer

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>Leave Price to me
What did he mean by this?

so ahl confirmed?

he didnt really do anything good or bad, looked like he was out for a leisurely skate while a hockey game was happening around him

Maybe. He might do better in the a more structured gamed since he's used to playing against men with tactics and not being a one man show against kids

>bulju looks shit
>bean looks shit
>laine looks shit
>matthews looks shit
>cahner mcdehvid looks shit
is there any pleasing you memers?

wow what are the flames gonna do when gaudreau walks?

bean and laine did look like shit, the rest is just shitposting

theres a difference btw

Maybe he was

clearly he failed those english classes

Laine was not playing against AHLers. He'll be fine

Ryan Rishaug @TSNRyanRishaug 1m1 minute ago
McLellan on Puljujarvi after a quiet showing tonight. – “he’s got some work to do”

JUST

>drafting finns with top 10 picks
your own fault desu

>poopjujarvi

he'll be fine

double malkins confirm

Kek buffalo let a jew score on them with 5 seconds left. Based flip with the assist.

eichel scored ON buffalo? what a madman lmao

>can't talk about hockey because my team hasn't played yet

WUHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY

the canucks still have a team? wow i honestly didnt know that

i.4cdn.org/tv/1474928588666.jpg

anyone else catch the isles/flyers game?

post butt

>tobey maguire meets yung lean

Oilers beat both Calgary teams! Fuckin take that Flamers!

Yo. It's your soon-to-be daily BJ's shitpost.

>just realized why columbus gives no fucks about snagging dudes already in the pros
"Duh, faggot. The cap."
>no u
"Tort's hurt their feelings! Bob has crotchrot! Foligno something something!"
>off topic just putting it out there
>when they say BJ's have a huge development program, they are not kidding.
>There are 70 guys competing for about 20 or so spots at camp torts.

we can almost literally throw skaters at everyone like russia defending stalingrad.

fuck that's a lot of prospects

like every single team has 60-70 people at camp

fuck off

nice blog post faggot

why do you even trip? there are no jackets fans on /hoc/ and you could just be identified by posting about >your team

Never post again you faggot

excellent post, friendo

Lol.

>hourly reminder that pulju is a bust

if viqsi was here she'd shit all over your face.. stfu

Yeah, He really was quiet. Too bad. The kid can snipe but he held back tonight. Probably farm team material if he holds back again next game.

>an 18yo needs work to play in the bigs
No shit?

fuckin rights, i'm still the kind of RW

nice meme pic kid.

Did anybody say that when Mcmeme broke into the league at 18? Nope.

Mcmemes collarbone needs work

Still unsure about our fucking mascot.

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at least they know their audience

>blackout restrictions

it's like they don't want to have fans of the sport

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Nice trips.

It wasn't on TV, it was streamed on the Oilers website.

But Puljujarvi scored twice against the collection of gems that is the Canucks prospect pool.

While Puljujarvi was invisible the entire fucking game, the superior Finn Arturri Lehkonen led his team in shots on goal (Nine) and laid 4 hits. He was easily the standout player. Will find the back of the net soon.

still says "within the Oiler's broadcast region"

i love meme

True that, but it isn't too hard for anyone with half a brain to find a free VPN.

i love you

me too thanks

it's funny cuz the Canucks finnbust is doing pretty well too

poopoo is a bustbust

Are you surprised? I think less than 1/10 drafts work out for us.

Hall was great.

... then you traded him for some no scoring shitty defenseman.

here's a looch and pulju

>rags

anyone else think hockey nerds who have played little or no organized hockey are ruining the game?

Hall was a shit disturber in the locker room. He also would skate straight to the bench if there was a scrum involving his teammates. Good riddance.

#2/3 and above defensemen on good contracts are at an all time premium. apparently they tried to trade him straight up for hamonic and the isles said no too.

his teammates have largely been pussies(do you think nuge or eberle would ever go to bat for anyone, ever?) and he was forced to lead shit teams gifted to him by ultra incompetent management, coaching, and ownership. i'd be pissed too.

you mean the fancystats people?

But he Tkachuk has skill

No, purists that refuse to change the rules to keep the meta from becoming shit are the cancer killing the sport

I played for SSAC in Edmonton

One of the finest hockey programs in all of alberta

It's funny seeing comments of detractors talking shit on fancystats.

>what do you know about hockey you basement nerds!

Actually, yes. Nuge and Eberle deserve the A's.

They show heart and commitment.

Hall does shit like this: youtube.com/watch?v=22r3Rpbu9-M

Hey I played SSAC! Possible we may know each other, although I won't give my ID out on Cred Forums

they can be a symptom of it, but it really does depends. they provide good insight but sometimes they elevate the fancystats to an almost religious level, and it leads to some very boring if efficient hockey.

these people have been a fringe minority with little sway over the sport for a very long time.

>anyone else think hockey nerds who have played little or no organized hockey are ruining the game?
sorry :(

I played midget A 05-06 and 06-07

nuge has shown commitment but he will never be the guy to lead them into battle, so to speak. i mean he has the leadership and charisma of a sedin twin desu.

and as to eberle, you are completely out to lunch. very talented but among the very softest players in the league. he shys away from board battles, let alone scrums

SSAC AAA masterrace, Played 2007-2009

>Crustaceans

>he doesn't enjoy a nice chocolate & cream lobster shake

the only thing i enjoy is that sweet gook ass

no, journalists who get free tickets to the most expensive venues and proceed to complain about trivial shit and act like assholes are whats ruining the game

I think there's about 3 of us on here including that trip

are CBJ fans all masochists?

g-good night /hoc/...

goodnight kipper

(please be my girlfriend)

No, that's us.

post ass

Yeah probably. I have a feeing they'll be decent this year but I also thought that last year so idk what to expect

>tfw you will never get to spoon kippers

back off shes mine

does anyone in the metro division know what to expect? it is honestly a huge tossup this year.

lmao no it is not, Washington is going to dominate again. They are still the best team by miles.

eh, i think they will be the best but not by miles. their defense is still unremarkable while the other good teams stayed the same(PIT, NYI, NYR), and all the bad ones got better. either way we both know regardless of how this all shakes out the caps are going nowhere in the playoffs as usual.

post ass

Says who? Pittsburgh was hot last year and they got them in the second round which was just bad luck. I have no doubt in my mind they would have at least made the ECF if they played someone else. Beating pittsburgh is going to be getting over the hump and finally getting where they want to. And it's close, If not for one unlucky bounce off a stick and a lucky rebound the caps might have even won the series this past season. I see no reason why they don't get the monkey off their back this year.

When will they learn?

how do I train my pet porker to play hockey?

man the pens beat them in 6, its not like it was a close run affair at all. they got exposed as a slower team, kuznetsov absolutely disappeared in playoffs, and most importantly trotz had zero ability to respond throughout the series.

honestly, this caps core is highly talented but imo just doesn't have what it takes to win. they'll lose again this season and then rebuild or at least retool the team.

>if you live in the yellow area you are in the risk zone of getting bit by a tick that can cause you to develop an allergy against red meats
>USA
>not even once

Wrong pic ;^)

Are the Oilers the Cleveland Browns of hockey? I say yes.

wow, literally the only good part of America

Why a Lynx? That's so random. Why not a rigger or a drunk indian wearing WalMart clothes who carries a bottle of cheap liquor and a pack of pall mall smokes?

The metro is pretty unpredictable at this point. I think the Atlantic will only send 3 teams this year being the Lightning, Panthers, and Canadiens. I think the Metro will end up being something like Pittsburgh in first then Caps, Islanders, Rangers, then a tossup for the last wild card spot, hopefully going to the Jackets. Who knows though...

Keep an eye on New Jersey

i don't think they have the defense to make it. center depth is pretty unremarkable too.

>rags

Apparently the highest lynx population is in Alberta.

I know, I'm perplexed too.

Go to sleep north america

I don't sleep, finnerino. Too many video games to play and i am on vacation.

So, what's worst. Having Clinton (since she will win, like it or not) as a president or not winning the cup for 23 years?

Was Pulju's line bad overall or just Pulju?

...

Us oil wont experience either. bittersweet there

>mfw the Los Angeles Kings will never EVER win another Stanley Cup

want to go to a winter classic but am scared it might be too cold

I never got to play hockey, but I've watched the game religiously since I was 1 years old.
I mean, I was from a not incredibly rich family and never really got pushed to play hockey.
I think there is a certain understanding you have to have of the game, and even if you never play a single game you can still understand the game. I'll play one day soon hopefully though.

Anyway, to reply to your question, I think what's killing the game is the NHL itself.
Look at what's happened since the lockout:
We got the dumb fucking trapezoid.
We got Reebok as every bodies jersey makers, who only is doing a good job after fucking up a good chunk of teams with awful jersey's
We got a salary cap
We got Carolina, Ducks, Kings as champions
We got the winter classic, which started off cool and has now expanded to a ridiculous amount of outdoor games with their own shitty jersey's
We had to deal with the dumb fucking expansion teams, who now want to be treated with respect despite the fact they are absolute memes.
We now are probably going to get rid of the olympics because the owners are cry babies
We also have such bandwagon faggot teams as Tampa Bay, Los Angeles, San Jose, Anahiem, Nashville, Chicago, and best of all, the rags.
Also, the NHL said fuck you to Canada and decided to suck the fat greasy dick of Americans and try to get their interest, despite the only think Americans watch is niggerball and tackleball

And now las vegas.
holy shit this is bad.

Why can't they find a helmet that fits his head?

>yfw adidas jerseys soon
>yfw vertical stripes on every jersey

How can you fit a helmet to a head like this

We have a saying in swedish. "There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes".

I can't wait until Las Vegas releases their logo and jersey's.
It's going to be awful I bet.

It's really great if you go with friends.

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>too cold
Americans everybody

>snowing
>doesn't have to go to school
What a meme country

I am fucking praying they don't bring the """vegas"""" gold back that the penguins had until this season. I'm so glad to see that ugly color gone, just please stay gone.

well, the colors are going to black, gold, and grey.

Memes

>tfw we win both games

>we got a salary cap

Nigga, that literally is the best thing you can have to keep the league balanced.n
I know there are always the favourites to win it (Shittburgh, Blackcucks, Kongs) but at least this is made due to good management and prospect development.
Imagine Torontos roster without a salary cap
Dynasty all over again

Trust me I know what I'm talking
Here in europe we don't have a cap
Thus in >my hockey league (EBEL) it is mostly assured before the season even starts that Red Bull will win it again due to being able to afford and overpay better players compared to any other team in the league
Same with soccer (Buyern Munich, Fucking RB again)

No salary caps just fucks up a balanced and somewhat interesting league

I know right? Americans are pussies about cold. Even the americans near the border are scared of cold

>kings
>good management
not sure if you are joking or serious.
anyway, salary cap is way too low.
most teams lose prospects they've been training for years because of it.

>one of the best players in RB Leipzig is swedish
>he is also named Forsberg

i just took a wild guess there since they got 2 cups
But I think overall you know what I mean

Even if it might be too low right now, be glad that you have one

In Austria we only got some complicated system which technically should restrict teams from flooding the team with foreigners which already has been perfectly abused by Red Bull due to the overflow of money and no restriction on payment
Also makes the RB ""fans"" braindead
But I better stop there before my rage gets going again
I fucking hate RB """"fans"""" (lost my shit to a RB-Hamplanet last game)

I don't know if having anything you like related to RB is a good thing

You Eurofags ready for Canada to beat you all tomorrow?

Jk I cant even hate you guys, Love playing hockey witth you all

He was voted best player of the league last season when they were in the second tier league. And he's been voted player of the round once this season in Bundesliga. To some extent he has the team to thank for that.
One might dislike what they're doing to the game as a whole, but they do give their players good opportunities. And in line with that I don't like them in general, but I do like what they're doing for him. World isn't black and white.
All in all, I don't mind them that much right now. Partly because they will never be able to do it in Sweden, so it can't affect me as much as others I guess.

I am excited at how low the Europeans can keep the BTFO

I have no more expectations to this team
The fact they memed themselves up to the finals is unbelievable

Maybe they sneak one cheeky win away but I can't imagine a scenario where canada won't win it all

>they will never be able to do it in Sweden

Where can I sign to move to you? I can't stand brain dead RB fans and that sounds awesome

what's a good hockey team to start bandwagoning?
I only know Skelleftea so far. Are they a good choice?

Well, you're in the EU. So it should not be too hard

That's like choosing an NHL team.
Firstly decide, where you'd moove. And then go from there. I guess Skellefteå would be a decent choice, if you're moving up north

I think a cap is needed, but the cap itself is fucked up.
Teams like Shitcago and Pissburgh get to finals based on trading their players to teams and getting players who are worth less in order to fit under the cap. Essentially, Shitcago does a mini rebuild every season or so, and gets rid of a lot of players and keeps a few core players like Hossa, Kane, Toews, Crawford, Keith, and Seabrook. They change out parts and re gear to win the cup. Kings meme their way to the cup, but never finish high in the regular season. The team is full of drugged up players anyway, and as soon as one gets in trouble they can their ass. Look at what happened to Richards and Stoll.

Oh, Canada is going to win it for sure.
NHL wanted Sweden to win I think in order to make a rematch of

Do you live in Florida? Wouldn't be surprised if you are a bolts fan.

>adidas jerseys
>three stripes jersyes
OHHHHHHH

The kings won the cup as the eighth seed. Was the 2012 finals the worst or weirdest one? Also how did hoc feel about that whole playoffs?

Why do russians like adidas so much???

my realistic expectations is that we maybe can score a goal during these two matches

Honestly no hate from me, cant wait for an awesome 2-3 games of hockey.

peace and love from canada

What's a bigger meme final 12 or 14 or 15?

Because it's classy and comfy in the same time

what's your reddit name devin

>Bruins lose against the Blue Jackets in OT

JUST

He's Cell key material, right?

No

(You)

check'd

>NHL's back
>Meme cup finals starts tonight
>Cred Forums is sperging out now that Trump got BTFO in the debate

All is well in the World right now, would you agree lads?

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aw u found me, too bad i got nothing to hide

Streaming league btw Devin88

twitch tv/drunkenlullabies88

>every poll except cnn has trump winning the debate last night

>trusting online polls
>ever

beats listening to dirty foreigners

HEEELLLL YEEAAAHH 2-0 record already

/lifelong edmonton fan here
also puljujärvi was virtually mistake free in his first fucking game. That's unheard from a 18 year old rookie. HART confirmed.

youtu.be/xW0dElW9V7Y

>tfw >laffs fan
life is suffering. On the bright side, at least I don't cheer for the
>rags

Puljujarvi was so bad last night, there's talk of him starting in the AHL. It's like a race between him and Laine to see who can bust harder. It's no wonder Colombus skipped him.

Everyone says that he didn't do any mistakes. THAT'S UNHEARD OF 18 YEAR OLD PLAYING HIS FIRST GAME. AMAZING.

Consensus view is that he was the worst player on the ice.

gio ednmonton im drunk
fksl;jikdjsk

he didn't do any mistakes. AS 18 YEAR OLD??? That's just amazing. Miles better than eichel for example but not as good as mcmeme though.

>drunk at 6AM on a Tuesday

This is when you know you have a problem.

>To be honest, tonight it seemed everytime Pulju got the puck he made a sloppy play, whether it was a pass or a mishandling of the puck.

>Here's hoping it was just an off game for him with his center (Pouliot) getting sick just before the game etc but I gotta say the Puljujärvi we saw tonight reminded me a bit of Puljujärvi we saw last year when he mishandled a lot of pucks and just couldn't seem to get on the same level with other guys on the ice.

>Consensus view

Citation needed. Apart from yakupov bandwagoners I haven't seen anyone talking anything about it.

this

you should be passed out by now

His own coach, for starters. "He's got a lot to work on."

Conversely, I haven't seen anyone but you say anything good about his performance. Which I'm sure you watched at 3AM.

i heard mclellan said after the game that this is the 1st time he saw 18 YEAR OLD PLAYER WITHOUT ANY MISTAKES in a 1st game. Of course he plays hardball with media.

Dig around a bit. There's got to be a Finn somewhere in the league who hasn't fallen flat on his face.

OK you think an 18 year old shouldn't have any work to do?

>He's got a lot to work on

Quote was 'He's got SOME work to do'. You literally read that from a finnish daily shitpaper didn't you?

When someone plays well, the first thing out of the coach's mouth isn't criticism.

Well it is mclellan

>not understanding the nuance of the language

kek

>who is mclellan
do you homework rookie

The nuance in this case comes only from emphasis of certain words, this cannot be translated from a written text alone.

Did we make fun of the kongs for gaborik yet
>kongs

pulJUST

fuggin bust tbqh, pains me to say it but it's true

You guys are getting meme'd on hard by this Finn. If Pulju's gotta start in the A, he's gotta start in the A. They sent Draisaitl down in camp last year, this isn't the MacTavish/Eakins management team.

Versteeg will get a contract and the right side will be Eberle, Versteeg, Yakupov, Kassian until Pulju earns a call up or forces his way onto the roster.

You may only respond to this post if your team is 2-0 in the pre- NOT SO FAST, FLIMFLAMMERS.

lol edmonton is gonna be brutal if all eberle, versteeg and kassian will be on the line-up.

Don't be a a negative Nancy.

Stop bullying Pulju. He a good boy.

>Lindholm and Ristolainen both still without a contract
Who gets the best one? Ristolainen? Or am I fooled because FInland doesn't have any other defense to talk about?

Also
>Johnny Hockey still without a contract
lel

Ristolainen is a meme

Lindholm deserves higher $ per year at this point though i think Risto will get bigger contract as buffalo will give him 8 year deal with franchise d money.

GOAT

Thanks for your straight answers, I appreciate them

Have some fishes for your time

Damn fish are stupid creatures

We can talk about maatta if you want. Hoping all these first round dmen the pens have start to be able to get more ice time so letang doesn't have to play 30 minutes every game.

So far in camp Schultz has been playing with dumoulin and Daley with pouliot. Letang and maatta still together

yep

>mcmememan
>coach

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post your best Kessel memes

lmao look at that fukken pupper

Pls stop talking about finnish defence men its making me highly depressed.

I forgot about that guy for a second I must admit. Thank you for the update

Have a pig for your time

>tfw was never able to start using this one

Exploitable

feelsbadman. Although in the movie Leo is always running to a different city from hanks so it makes sense

This is me when nhl season starts

Not my intention, I'm sorry. Can I post a picture of your choosing to make you feel better (nothing that gets me banned though)?

Good point, haven't thought of it that way!

Did the bigger one get eaten by a bigger fish, or did it just do a back flip because it was so happy about eating the smaller fish?

you blind or retarded?

It got meme'd by a fisherman

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Blind apparently.

>mfw I'm as smart as that fish

youtu.be/p5dSlR7BFTU

>LELkonen 0+0
is the lehkonen fan still alive ?

Expecting a finnish player not to be a bust is like expecting laffs and rags not be a huge embarrassment every season.

Eeli Tolvanen is the future GOAT. Laine, Pulju and Juolevi are busts.

It's okay, Finland... Now stop hurting yourself like that. You're worrying me.

9 shots on goal and 4 hits. Best player in the ice last night. He'll pot one soon.

>all those irrelevant stats
kek

Didn't bust like Puljujarvi at least.

>0 goals
>0 assists
wew

might as well mention his 1 goal point too

>autists chimping out because preseason

I hate all of you

This. Oilels went 6-1-1 in the pre last season, if I recall correctly. Memeseason can be disregarded.

"b-b-but other players!!!"

ahahahhaha just admit it. Lelkonen is like 25 already

Shoulda seen the boilers sperg last night

You're all just scared of this elite young talent. You don't want your team to be the one he decides to light up.

Not scared of the hasb at all desu

He's literally 21 years old

Thank god. I thought he was figuratively 21.

>ZERO WINS

who are we making fun of, Finland or USA?

Jere Sallinen scored last night. Confirmed for top 6 role.

Flim flams

POO-S-A

>jersey I want is $150
>hate spending money and have none
Should I do it

Just pull a Hongcouver, start a riot when your team loses and then break into the store and steal the jersey.

hokkei when

soon™. We can watch Canada demolish the Euros. Or maybe Europe will muster enough meme magic and actually pull out a win.

Who /excitedforfinals/ here?

here

my cat does the same sometimes
he is one smukFuker

My cat only does that if he's sitting on a chair. For some reason, it flips the murder switch. Pic slightly related, same breed as my cat.

Blow Jobs confirmed for tank

Not even gonna watch the finals lads.
What a meme tourney who cares not me lmao

>not watching Europe sweep canadia
>not liking memes
Proxy off Sweden

How's your baseball team doing btw?

here's a picture of my kitter
May not look like it but definetely has some hidden murder switch

>w-w-w-w-we don't care guys, we really aren't obsessed and need to prove by posting it all the time

You can do better than just playing the "we don't care"-card Finland

Someone shared a great site for streams a few months ago but I forgot its name, do you know its name?

Reddit

Reddit

I have a ton bookmarked I'll check which ones still work this year when I get home from work

This tbf. Not saying I don't care, I do to some extent. But I'm not going to stay up for games in the middle of the night when "my" team isn't even playing.
The tournament is new, so it's not rooted enough that I'd make an exception.
And the tournament will never be as big as the olympics in Europe since most games, and almost all the important once are played in the middle of the night.

>binland turning on its players after one game
no wonder your national team is such shit, who would want to play for a ""country""" that hates them

>what is memeing

When you get to be as good as us even 1 bad game is unacceptable. It's hard we know but this is the way in Finland.

this
youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs

>one bad game is unacceptable
>0-3
>1 goal
explain this

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KEK

dank

WTF I love Bieber now

amazing

ebin :D

story?

Apparently Joey Hishon's dad knows Bieber's dad and they knew eachother from childhood. Bieber has a show in Hartwall today and Kurri had the family connection invite Bieber on ice. Jokerit is on a roadtrip currently but there were many former pros playing with him. Kurri said Bieber wants to play hockey whenever he can on tour and that he carries skates and a stick everywhere he goes.

sauces:
iltasanomat.fi/viihde/art-2000001270359.html
suomikiekko.com/2016/09/justin-bieber-jokereiden-paita-paalla-jaalla-katso-yhteiskuva-legendan-kanssa/

Why is this allowed? Has meme magic won out again?

Will this finally be the year debbies reach the play offs?

They'll be a first round exit

>rags

Because fuck you

>inb4 Steven Wilson ft. Justin Bieber

>Gaborik injured
Is it ogre?

Yes, Gaborik is a subhuman ogre.

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beibs has always been alright imo

neck yourself imo

you first, selena

Hockey

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>still hating Biebs

2010 called. You should go back.

I want poptimists to leave

I want everyone to leave

I liked when he had that monkey. And that roast was funny, I don't really know much else about him but if he likes hokkei that much that's cool

>always
'no'
Once he grew up maybe

1. Minnesota
2. Dallas
3. Winnipeg
4. Nashville (WC)
5. St. Louis (WC)
6. Chicago
7. Colorado

Cap this shit

Post these

capped

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>chubbs being delusional
Kys.
On a related note should I get a Haula alternate?

Hey thanks

Will you wear it? I don't buy jerseys, I buy pullovers and shit since I'll actually wear them

I will. I'm a student so I can wear it every day if I wanted

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Very controversial

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Major buttman and Gretzky announcement right now on Sportsnet!!!

>all of these Kings haters
Lel

What did they announce?

>mfw a debbies fan shows me the gif of gaylor hall """"splitting the d and getting a great """""scoring"""" chance""""""
>mfw he skates really fast and shoots it right at the goalie like he always does
>mfw debbies are impressed by this

Both Finland and the NHL were founded in December 1917. Coincidence? I think not.

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why do you hate AZ and lmao you respect the ducks???

Because Arizona is a total Joke team with no success

>He roots for two teams

>not respecting a team built by emilio estevez

>liking Kongs

the ducks died with their old name and jersey

And here I was expecting you to put all the canadian teams in the last category.

>mfw an oilcuck is still assravaged about losing their best winger in exchange for a 2nd pair dman
>mfw Henrique breaks 50 goals because of insane chemistry with Hall
>mfw Hall/Henrique becomes the Gretzky/Kurri duo of the 21st century
Pretty exciting, lads.

some stupid centennial event, even though they are still a few years away if you count the years they lost to lockout

>ZERO WINS

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Stop deluding yourself into thinking that the >oilels didn't fuck up on that trade

How can one goalie be so handsome and yet so shit

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Where (in Can'tada) is Bieber from anyhow? I bet he's Can'tpucks fan.

>first game of regular season
>hall is doing is classic 'skate fast and shoot right at the goalie, then fall over and crash into the boards, then slowly skate back to the bench and start throwing a temper tantrum' move
>the debbies realize what a mistake they've made trading for a guy who cant break 26 goals in one season
>"t-the oilers r-ruined him before w-w-we got him"
i can see it now

somewhere in ontario, so hes probably an oiler fan

Damn I really wish >we had another skilled offensive forward they should trade Larsson for a skilled winger

Eh, I'm over it.

Same town as Joey Hishon, so Stratford, Ontario. He's a laffs fan afaik.

why? we dumped off one of the most insanely overrated pieces of shit in the entire league for a much needed dman

>n-no i s-swear this is a c-c-coup by the best management in the l-league
How long until you let Collar McBroken go for a bag of pucks?

I know a lot of people didn't sit through the town meeting in Glendale when they voted to keep the team or not, but there's was a lot of arguments based on "feeling" and hope of the franchise turning around for keeping the team. Literally all 20 yotes fans showed up and gave nothing but their feelings as a reason for keeping the team when faced with a franchise that is sucking money out of the city.

If you want even more of a reason to hate a team than having fans that will literally admit to TRUSTING BETTMAN, then you might as well never hate again.

How many points Crosby Kane McDavid get this season?
How many goals Ovi Tarasenko and Stamkos get this season?

Post your blueline

>mfw the Devils have a worse blueline than the Oilers

Seriously post it, lets see it

70 80 60
50 45 35

>lowest gaa last season, and consistently at the "bottom" for years
>"haha your blue line is shit because Larsson is gone lolol"
You're not taking my (You), friend ;^)

crosby
>120
kane
>70
mcdavid
>100

if crosby can keep rolling like he is then its an easy 120, i see kane regressing plus his usual injury, mcdavid will probably be really good again and he has an entirely better team around him

>117
>94
>76

>45
>41
>36

Cap this.

you were called out and you backed off like a bitch

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fucking scum

Since you were scared to post it here you go

Different guy here, Larsson was half of >your top pairing last year. I don't know if >your blue line is worse than the Oil's, but it's definitely worse in general after the Hall trade.

The Oilels traded from a position of strength to address a position of weakness. The Devlels opened a hole on the blue line to add Hall. Even if the values aren't even, NJ has a hole on the roster, while Edm potentially filled one.

>oilniggers UNIRONICALLY play Mark Fayne on the 2nd pairing
Nice blue line, faggot

new

when greene regresses they are fucked beyond all belief

Just because your shitty team needs more defense doesn't justify trading your best player who's not called McDavid for a slightly above average d-man.

Adam Larsson could not stay in the lineup until last season, dummy. And the season before, Severson was paired with Greene. And he did better than Larsson in fewer games.

But don't worry, I'm sure that deep blueline of yours will carry you to the President's trophy :^)

He would be top pairing on yours

Oh wait he was a devil and was top pairing on your team lol!

are non-NHL teams also allowed for this?

Butthurt Kongs fan

go for it bud in the new thread!

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some bitch niggas

I passed out at 6. back at it now.

Why drink? Because edmonton and i dont have drugs