/afl/ cucktoria gonna cuck edition

Cucktoria gives BBC mark of the year in true cucktorian cucklord fashion.

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Reality Check for all "muh scrag" lovers out there. Sydney will win the 2016 premiership.

The Shitstain Crapoodles are and forever will be a serf club to the ATB. They are not there to win premierships.

woof woof woof

based fucking reality christ

based /iggles/ for based /afl/

You will be wrong

Doggies don't even have a forward line atm, god knows how they got this far, They'll need Stringer to play out of his skin to win I rekon

Bulldogs on elite watch

Bulldogs more liek Bullshits

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>the best thing Dangerfield won at Badelaide Cucks was the 100m grand final sprints
>moves to a better team and wins the brownlow

>le bomb it and hope man

Reminds of of the country football to be honest

"no if's, no buts, just bombs"

-Chris "The man with the plan" Scott

Ready for commentators vaginas to be dripping wet for the Sydney nignog every time he does literally anything.

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Who here /iggles/?

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Bestern BullGODS Ltd

Dead team, only going to get worse for the next 3 seasons

On ya Jayyrd

yeah cunt

mfw my oc has been used

Bamp.

>all these asspained worst australians jumping on the sydney bandwagon


Top lel, win or lose the west choke eagles will still have lost to the doggies on home ground

I dont see any and you are clearly the most 'arsepained' out of anyone.

>no u

All the bandwagoning is coming from cucks with the Bulldogs >muh second team

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>unmulticodeturalism

we get it you are scared m8

I unironcally support Victory but honestly A-League is a joke and would fold if it wasn't played in summer

See you in ten years when /afl/ is gone and /ale/ dominates Cred Forums

wogball will never ever be relevant sport here

the main problem with that hypothetical is that soccer is boring as fuck

Uh huh

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

get around it, sleeping giant and WILL be AFL tier within a generation or two

this goes against the /multicodetural/ spirit tho

>footy thru winter
>soccer thru summer

literally not a weekend for wanting m8s

>soccer thru summer

said literally no australian ever

>footy thru winter
>cricket thru summer

Lrn2starya

sporcle.com/games/TigerRockets/2016-brownlow-medal

how's the memory lads?

couldn't spell johannisen's name and completely forgot about seb ross - tried like a dozen saints players and never thought of him

Cred Forums needs spoilers

35/41

>soccer thru summer
There is something BIG that's going to get in the way of that

sydney's crowds are pathetic relative to the size of the city

Sydneysiders hate going to sports if NRL and Swans/Giants are anything to go by

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Which GF will get more viewers NRL or AFL?

AFL because the Swans are in it

But the Storm are in the NRL

Yeah but from memory the NRL GF seems to have a fairly steady viewership from Melbourne regardless of whether the Storm are playing. Whereas the Swans playing causes a huge uptick in Sydney viewers for the AFL GF, I think all the highest rating AFL GFs have involved Sydney.

What are some good Swans pubs in South Melbourne?

So sick of the Bulldogs circlejerk

>muh bloods

literally sadder than bandwagoning bulldogs

perthgook reckons he lives in footscray

you know how fucking glad I am that I don't have to breathe the same air as that thing lads

AFL would comfortably all things being equal. Look at the rest of the finals series. Dogs/GWS was 2.3 million v Storm/Canberra 1.6 million. The NRL GF has a far better timeslot so it's usually closer.

For perspective the Manchester derby in the EPL got 200k at 9:30pm on SBS and A-League struggles to crack 100k.

South Melbourne is for beautiful people, please stay away

I saw a gook in Footscray once, it was probably him lol

sounds like perthgook is joining the bulldogs bandwagon.

Sydney
>Full of toffs and fags
>Woeful housing affordability, even in sharehouses
>Not allowed to stay up past midnight
>AFL teams are either transplanted Victorian clubs or overly corporate and unfairly coddled with over the top concessions

Western suburbs of Melbourne
>Comprised mainly of salt of the earth, working class families. The embodiment of the Australian spirit.
>Still able to buy a nice house on a working wage
>Thriving nightlife and an all-round vibrant atmosphere
>AFL teams kept alive through the passion and generosity of its members

THIS

honestly reckon the doggies will get up lads

/doggles/

This disrespectful cunt, have a fucking look at him

Is Straffo /our guy/?

'no'.

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>Cucktoria

KEK

>Tfw my local team folds from the VFL
VFA is kill, Coburg is next

yeah it's pretty

they need to make an AFL reserves comp before every traditional VFA team dies

>yeah it's pretty
yeah it's pretty sad

They say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true

It's raining pretty hard lads, some hail in there too

Adelaide? Heard it was cooked earlier

Essentially yeah, it was heavier than it's been in ages

FRANGA
You'd think with the amount of unemployment there'd be huge crowds at home games

You have to pay to get in mate.
Plus no one wants to go to a 100+ blow out

>aliir aliir out of the grand final
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH Turnbull sucking his cock at the UN and he gets absolutely BTFO, get fucked nignog

If only we could revoke Frangas license to exist as well, literally just dissect the whole area from the continent and push it out to sea imho

Having a subway lads wyt (what you think)?

are you eating at a basketball court between dunks?

teddy richards in? or go small with mcveigh/mills considering the dogs forward line?

either way, as much as aliir is a meme this hurts the swans structure

He was really hurting Geelong's forward movement in that first half. Was a huge contribution to the blowout tbqh

Glad the coon is not playing, they would have given him the norm smith medal if he had even a marginally good game to force the 'diversity' meme.

Are Abos >our blacks??
I fucking hate the shilling of multiculturalism for Aliir^2 and Majrape Daw, yet it doesn't bother me having an indigenous round or Dream time at the G

Footy is literally the only thing abos are good at aside from petrol sniffing, drinking and raping family members. May as well give them props for the footy.

Westside bestside desu

>all these edgelords
>in my /afl/

saddened 2bh

South Australia on tinpot state watch.

Good

can winter fuck off already lads?

The magnetic poles are slowly changing so the seasons are slowly reversing too.

JUST

>there are people that actually believe niggers aren't archaic subspecies
>falling for the 'everyone is equal' meme pushed on science by leftist sociologist.

ud think theyd make the electricity waterproof ey?

We didn't plant this hallowed turf to watch niggers on it

somebody said it was ISIS

please be religion of peace.

im sick of that city.

t. victorian

I unironically agree. Pre-cucked white man dominate society was GOAT era of human existence. All down hill from here, lads.

>Blackout is Sydney
>Blackout in Adelaide

Pottery

WHEN YOUR IN HOSPITAL SCREAMING IN PAIN, YOUR WIFE WILL BE ON HER BACK SCREAMING MY NAME

>its an edgelord shits up /afl/ with his racist cancer episode

t. Straffo

>he doesn't understand political satire

t. Bill 'literally brain damaged' Leak

Reminder that if you're not a St Kilda fan you should kilda your self

HEY SYDNEY

KISS EJ's ARSE

Next season I'm going to stop being unAustralian and start following the footy

I only watch NBA. what would you say the NBA equivalents would be for the AFL

All I seem to gather so far is that Hawks seem to be the "Spurs" of the AFL

Im probably going to go for Carlton. Will this make me hate the Game?

Yes

Where you live lad?

Support the Dees

Only support Carlton if ur a wog

Really could have lived my life without seeing Teddy's gaping arsehole and ballsack

My Family goes for Carlton.

I originally was thinking of going for the Bulldogs months ago but now don't want to becuase lolbandwagon.

Just do it Tbh. It will make you appreciate saturday's game more

>LEANNE BLOODY COCK

>I only watch NBA

literally kill yourself. Basketball is such a fucking shit sport.
You're taking the right steps by picking up AFL though. Barrack for whatever team that you live in the region of. I live in Freo, so I go for Freo, someone that lives in Geelong should go for Geelong etc
also start watching cricket

>Basketball is such a fucking shit sport.
Why? (without using niggers as an excuse)

>I live in Freo, so I go for Freo
Freo is on the West Coast, so you are an iggs supporter, m8te

Welcome aboard

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fuck the tripanel jumper though.

disgusting blight on >our franchise

the eagles are for north of the river bogans mate
I'm a handsome and cultured east fremantle gentleman

and I'm an obnoxious yet charming Claremont-dwelling cunt. G'day.

Golden Trianglers are the WORST people in the entire state

>t. povvo cunt who couldn't afford to buy in the GT

kek, enjoy your pitiful existence, peasant

I'm probably richer than you mate, money is no object for me

fact

I bet you live with mum and dad, sad cunt.

That's not anywhere near Brisbane or GC m8

unlucky for you, I am not.

homeswest flat

are you one of the housos in claremont then?

Powers out lads

are you scared?

Nah I got to play security guard at work and tell people to knick off

I didn't know we had any housos here

nice try; no public housing here. Maybe those poor cunts in Mosman Park have them, but not cmont

think there's some around shenton

there are housewest places in claremont

big mob of flats on Stirling hwy full druggies and cunts just out of jail

sa?

Yeah out in the country tho so no power until tomorrow

The power was absent all season tbqh :)

pwnstar on suicide watch

I like the cut of your jib my man

Whi wants to come sit at Wattle Glenn train station with me all day tomorrow and hang out for a /straffo/ sighting?

I'll be wearing a Richmond beanie. Say hi if you see me :)

Best Player in AFL....

Best player in NRL

Really makes you think huh?

Pretend like you're a refugee action guy and get a picture with him using his DSLR

Also thoughts on Caracella?

LE

>should Kilda yourself

everytime

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Any idiots here think Bulldogs are a chance? If they get within 4 goals I will take my hat off to them.

>I will take my hat off to them.

whoa dont go overboard

north and richmond to plummet next year, think collingwood will also have a drop again

will be interesting to see how many hawks bandwagoners piss off too

Predicting a close game but Swans will dominate the last quarter ala 2011

Dogs to skyrocket
GWS to disappoint

literally the opposite

Bump

>all those GWS tier numbers

Are the doggies, dare I say it, elite?

darcy was so unprofessional at the end of the dogs prelim, thank fuck he won't be calling the grand final

If the dogs can stop Sydney from getting a big lead in the first quarter they will win I reckon

Richmond might see a drop but they won't plummet, for as shitty as they've been they have always had a strong number of memebers

I was always under the impression he hated playing for the Bulldogs and wished he was somewhere else, I guess not

Literally what Wayne Carey said this morning on the M's

Alpha men like me and Wayne think alike I guess

looks nice around that area, and lots of places to hide a body too

iggs senpåi

It's the literal definition of style over substance. It's entertaining for five minutes before you realise that you've seen everything that is ever going to happen in the game.

>work in a shopping center
>it's school holidays
>can't tell who i can and can't perve on

stare raping is a trying practice in these times

friendly reminder that Ladbrokes has the Swannies at $2.00

Literally free money

I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always

Straffo...Legend

Spilled mustard on my shirt at the work BBQ today lads

Fucking ropeable

>gibbs thinking of heading home to sa

/doggies/ țbh lads

still have no power lads

What caused this obsession with Straffo on this board?

Super jealous of Chris Grant.

plot twist: its actually straffo straffoposting

lmao suck SHIT

thats not very nice

>1 more game left until march
>have to put up with summer and hot weather until next footy game

>i have to put up with summer

>Another summer with no gf

I can't wait, mum said I don't have to wear my helmet this summer as long as I am careful

thinking about based /kfc/ lads what you think?

Good luck on Saturday Caleb

>Having summer in the winter months

Seriously you ""people"" need to stop

t. Caleb Daniel

BBL will make it all better son

HOLLY
O
L
L
Y

r/afl having soem fun with this image you guys want to join in?

Something along the lines of "I need feminism because when men disrespect women they distrust genuinely nice guys"

Who /grisbysdribs/ here?

I hope she protects her face from the sun and doesn't end up looking like a handbag

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kek

Who /longweekend/ here?

Can't wait to hit the frothies tonight lads

Got monday off, feels good tbqh

>65,100 members
>in a 43,500 seat stadium

iggs on elite watch

zing

I still think the friday is a retarded day for it but far be it for anyone to complain about an extra public holiday

>mfw some dickhead complained about the public holiday near me

>mfw the Bulldogs lose to the Swans and then get exposed next season like Port 2015

powers back lads

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Fuckin sat at Wattle Glenn train station from 12 until 5pm today but no glimpse of Straffo. Spewing.

I'll try to get there earlier tomorrow

Chin Chong DROPPED HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ho ho ching ping pong lin jong go sing son hahahahahaa FUCKING ASIAN CHINK BACK TO CHINA WIFF YOU hahahahahah Chopsticks ping pong ching chong

Is the A league a failure?

>Those cunts in your newsfeed who post shit like "Yay! Go sports ball!"

>nignog out
>chinky out

Fuck off iggs, they're ours

>t-t-totally n-n-not scared t-t-that t-the a-league's g-gonna eclipse our s-s-shitty s-sport in l-like ten y-y-years g-g-g-g-g-guise

>1500 fans go to Storm training
>15000 fans go to Bulldogs training

Tbf I guses nobody in the western suburbs has a job

All me

Stop replying to yourself. Nobody cares.

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>tfw no gf

How can you have an average of 47,000 viewers on a free to air station?

Hey BBL spammer are you actually on the ACB's payroll?

>g-g-guise w-w-watch our s-sport b-because i-it's p-p-progressive a-and h-h-has f-fireworks!!!
>g-g-guise h-here are v-viewing a-audiences f-for sports o-on an u-unknown f-free to a-a-air channel a-a-and a p-pay T-TV c-c-channel
LITERALLY pathetic, /cric/uck. KYS

I might tuck my dick and play in the womens AFL and dominate the league.

I looked it up, their attendance rates are pathetic

>believing that bullshit

See

>non-retarded names
You've done well Juddy

good post

bigbash.com.au/news/kfc-big-bash-league-reaches-new-heights-in-bbl05-wbbl01-womens-big-bash/2016-01-25

>Thousands of fans attended WBBL matches over the course of the regular season, with the average attendance at double-header matches with the KFC BBL over 5,000 and a peak crowd of over 14,000 attending the match between the Melbourne Renegades and Sydney Thunder at Etihad Stadium on January 9.

PEAK
CROWD
OF
14000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EVEN THE WORST VICTORY GAME GETS MORE

LMFAO

>tfw they get drafted by the iggs and become meth actors

a girl smiled at me today as we passed but wtf are you supposed to do?

>comparing mens soccer to womens cricket

try harder wog

misogynist much? wow...just wow

To be honest I am trying to spam so hard that everyone will hate cricket and come over to a-league

>"HAHAHAHA LOOK GUYS WOMEN'S CRICKET GETS MORE VIEWERSHIP THAN MEN'S SOCCER"
>shows how shit the attendance figures are in the WBBL
>"b-but it's women's cricket vs. men's soccer, y-you c-c-can't c-c-compare t-them!!!"

DAMAGE CONTROL
TOP FUCKING KEK

nervous smile like 'i hope this freak doesn't attack me' or pity smile

A peak crowd of 14,000 is within range of 4/10 of the clubs highest attendances as well so it's really nothing to laugh about

Adam Goodes being a flog and our old mate defending him
It's now an au/sp/ tradition

Now this is an elite post, only the most dedicated memeologists will understand

>cricucks in full damage control mode
>"b-b-but our p-peak attendance i-is similar t-to some of y-your club a-attendances!!!"

Okay, let's look at the averages:

AVERAGE WBBL ATTENDANCE: 5000
AVERAGE ATTENDANCE OF THE WORST A-LEAGUE CLUB: 8048

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN A CLUB OUTSIDE OF THE COUNTRY CAN ATTRACT MORE FANS

By being a sport only watched by wogs

Compare mens BBL to wogball.

>WBBL almost had the same attendances as a well established league despite not even being a year old and having next to no promotion
Really makes you think

uh huh

I think that guy who kept spamming 't. wog name' has broken this divegrass poster

>"w-w-wogs d-don't c-c-count b-b-because I s-say s-so!!!"

>"p-p-please i-ignore everything w-we s-s-said about w-wiminz b-big c-crash l-l-league, t-they d-d-don't m-matter n-now, l-look at o-our b-b-big s-strong m-menz c-c-cricket!!!"

Cricuck damage control is pitiful, I am laughing so hard

From "WBBL GET MORE VIEWERS THAN A-LEAGUE" to "y-yeah w-w-well W-W-WHO C-CARES???" in fifteen minutes. I can feel how much you are SEETHING from here. Ten years, A-League will crush cricuck and GAYFL

>no real good afl teams
>no real good wogball teams
>no real good nrpoo teams
>no real good poonion teams

is worst cuckstralia the most pathetic state that ever existed?

WHY WON'T YOU SKIPS EMBRACE THE WORLD GAME

That was me Tbh

>tfw first gen wog
>tfw hate divegrass
>tfw love the footy
>tfw love sinking piss at the footy with my m8s

this is how you assimilate, muzzies.

not while it's only on free to air, excepting the match on SBS2.

lads can we please show some multicodeturalism please

please

get rekt cunt

t. Antonio Fracalossi

TOP
KEK

Some cricuck faggot literally made this picture for one post and can't even identify the major ethnic group of the Wanderers

>M-M-MUH M-MENZ G-G-GUYS
>F-FORGET W-W-WHAT I S-S-SAID ABOUT D-DA WIMMINZZZZ

>sperging this hard

Not him but you should compare apples to apples

Mate, go start an A-League general for the discussion of your precious league.
Come back and tell me how many individual posters you get

>tfw multigenerational aussie
>love soccer
>love footy too
>love throwing down pints and kicking back at the soccer

this is how you multicultural, jingos

Yeah mate could I have two spag bobs, a ravioli and gnocchi to go?
Cheers mate

>s-s-start a g-general for a l-league t-that hasn't s-started yet!!!

Cricucks truly are a pathetic bunch, KEK.

Their literal retard subhumans that are a different species from humans, but their also >ours. Its not like we can tell them to fuck off.

you are a disgusting human being

Can we get back on-topic to straffo stalking please?

All of them but one would be the t. wog name guy ban evading too

>go start an A-League general

Generals are cancer and so are you

absolutely patrician actually

>going to the nbl
>going to the big bash
>going to the aleague

its going to be a good summer, friend

> a l-league t-that hasn't s-started yet!!!
FFA cup started weeks ago

>tfw hibernating during summer
at least there is trade talk..

Those are all poor examples of good sports

They're also elite athletes once you pull them out of their crippling socioeconomic position. One also got 201* against Bangladesh as a night watchman so I can't hate them.

And the women's league

>Jason Gillespie is an abo
Learn something new every day

I refuse to watch it until they get equal pay #I'mwithher

>women's league

Well, it's pretty clear that I won this debate by a proverbial mile. Cricucks straight up resorted to regurgitating evidence that I had shot down multiple times. It amuses me to see cricuck fans defending their "great" sport. You mean, the sport where we can't even beat Sri Lankans? Why don't you follow the sport where we've been champions on TWO continents, both club and country? Oh, but you're scared that you'll contribute to the unstoppable rise of association football. Good luck trying to stop it.

Ten years to go.

Well the choice is women playing a man's sport or men playing a woman's sport so I would still take it over the aleague

good post

t. Marco Santilucco

This is actually true, a couple of years ago I went to a rural NSW town called Inverell to do a bit of community service with some Abos in near poverty conditions, and one day I played a game of touch footy with them. And fuck me, most of them were on drugs, but their acceleration, agility and ball skills were fucken amazing, I'm pretty athletic myself but I wasn't as good as these guys. Too bad I dunno what's happened to them now, many of them have probably overdosed already,

anybody unironically tipping dogs this weekend? feel like the swans are being vastly overrated

>Mario Doulpololololololololololous counts it as a success that A league receives higher attendance than WOMENS BBL, in the knowledge that they get crushed by them in ratings.
You CANNOT make this shit up

Most Greeks/Italians that I know love footy

I think it's mostly the slavs that are perennially butthurt

I'm slav, hate wogball and love footy desu

anything can happen in grand finals, 50/50 chance

Swans (Sth Melb) fan here

I am shit scared of the Dogs and worried we are taking too many underdone players in. I am preparing for a loss

I'm not getting my hopes up, Sydney convincingly won against Adelaide and Geelong so I'm hesitant to go against them

mcveigh will definitely cost you, the guy hasn't even been good when he's been fit this year

>afl and gill would be absolutely SEETHING if the swans lose
kek

Wrong, if WB win it will be seen as >muh underdog Aussie hard battler, and will break the chain of Swans/Hawks/Cats dominance, which the AFL would be undoubtedly concerned about given obvious comparisons to unbalanced soccer leagues.

AFL want a sydney win to get more people interested in AFL in nsw.

Their wet dream was a GWS vs Swans granny.

this

the fact that you losers haven't identified this is worrying. AFL have been pushing the Bulldogs narrative for years now

The swans already have a plenty big fanbase and lots of success

They are not gonna gain many more fans from another flag

anyone watching the footy show?
they didn't replace the music parodies with that shitty horse race thing did they?

lol you're sport is gay

The game already is already in the process of expanding in Sydney, the Swans have been one of the most successful teams recently. Honestly, the Swans ability to grow has been capped, they are already well settled in Sydney a long with a reasonable amount of success. Their growth will come from GWS, as there is more potential there. They would like to see the GWS be sucessful in the near future.

>anyone watching the footy show?
no

millions of years of outrunning Emus to survive mate, what do you reckon?

Why are foreigners so obsessed with our sport and our general? What makes them come on here and post?


It must be jealousy

I honestly think the fact that the Bulldogs team is 100% white anglos has given them that brothers in arms digger spirit where you would literally die for your mates on the footy field

you're sport is gay

jong?

don't think you know what anglo means mate
here's a tip: being white doesn't make you one

I was waiting for some cheeky cunt to mention that, you know what, they played even better the minute he was gone, they havn't been this good all year

yeah it does you fucking spastic

Johansson too

Does Brett Goodes still play?

Johansson is a white Swede

>white = anglo

it literally doesn't

the anglo saxons are a particular english ethnic group. The irish aren't anglos, the welsh aren't anglo, the scots aren't anglo, the jutes aren't anglo, the blokes from jersey and gurnesey aren't anglo and the normans aren't anglo.

He's a dirty african

you say something nice about white people then its an onslaught of jewish mindgames

>Johansson is a white
no

no you said something ignorant and stupid and people called you out for it

I honestly think the fact that the Bulldogs team is 95.4% white anglos has given them that brothers in arms digger spirit where you would literally die for your mates on the footy field

don't think you know what anglo means mate
here's a tip: being white doesn't make you one

top kek

please tell me this is true

maybe you should go by his house

But the Swans will also be 95.4% white

Is this the whitest grand final in recent memory?

This
>at uni in one of those stupid breadth units
>topic comes to WWII after talking about globalisation for a bit
>say I admire Hitler for what he was able to do to Germany's economy
>they start yelling at me
>try to explain to them they've been brainwashed by the screen jew
>they yell even louder
It's actually ridiculous, I was just trying to start an interesting topic and they shut me down in an instant.

>"Darcy" as a first name
>not retarded

I'm going to wait outside Perth Areana on #straffsbrucetour2016 to catch a sight of the great man

Hitler had nothing to do with the economic miracle mate

yeah it's true

i'm not gonna shout at him or attack him or anything, I just wanna get a glimpse of him with my own eyes

>living in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
I'm glad that I won't ever have to deal with that autistic fuck

be careful my friend

Just stand your ground and don't give in. Lefties are easy to crack

Just watched the abc documentary on Jill Meagher lads

Literally seething tbqh

>being anti-hitler means you're a lefty
okay mate

Straffo lives somewhere in this image.

Straffo

six 5s for straffo

>should Kilda yourself

straff

t. Straffo

Really disappointed about the lack of diversity in the Grand Final Teams. Having such an abundance of white people and a almost non presence of people of colour is incredibly problematic given Australia's multicultural culture and future. How can we encourage greater participation specifically to non white people in this sport? Do you think the lack of people of colour in grand final is indicative of on going racism within Australia? What can we do to break these barriers, perhaps introduce mandatory quotas like in South Africa?

straffo

sorry bud

Vikings too

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based straff

noice digits friend

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>the state of /afl/

Can someone tweet this to him?

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Stra

ffo

Based straffo

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Please answer gentlemen, I am interested to here your thoughts.

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Big Straffo

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This is the whitest GF in a long time

Doesn't help that the Bulldogs star gook and Swans star nignog went down with injury on the eve of the finals

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I wouldn't. He's prone to blocking off access to his twitter, so if we spook him too much, he might stop us from getting based material.

Why is Straffo so thirsty? Can't get outcalls to Wattle Glen?

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>*instantly*

It be a riot if someone made a fake twitter account and catfished him

>tfw no qt3.14 ryan gardiner gf

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Dumbass Straffo

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Now I'll have to make a Straffo folder

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Wow MWNN must have burned you really hard on bigfooty for you to be this obsessed

t. straffo

t. Straffo

t. Straffo

>Straffo is making speeches to Parliament House about pressing issues whilst all of you are all kissless, hugless NEETs spending your weekends confined within the 4 walls of your bedroom

I need more info on Straffo
Do we know his:
Age
Height
Weight
Occupation
Ethnicity
Favourite food
Disability

t. Straffo

late 20s
6'3"
XXXL
Telemarketer or something
English
Hot chips
Minor retardation

t. Straffo

t. freshcunt

I'm not based Straffoposter but I could answer most of those

double triple

noice

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>Age
28
>Height
6'3" (was 6'2" until he decided to add another inch recently)
>Weight
a lot
>Occupation
sales for an energy company (i.e. telemarketer)
>Ethnicity
white
>Favourite food
chips/potato cakes/chicken nuggets
>Disability
depression

based straffo dropping redpills about """""""""""""islamophobia"""""""""""""

29
6'1'' or 6'3'' (information varies)
Fucking fat
Telemarketer (Past: Waiter at TGIF)
Australian
Hot chips
Mild to moderate autism

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>Past: Waiter at TGIF
kek, how did someone find this?

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>3XL
>thinks people in crowds clear out of his way because of his height that isn't really all that tall

needs to find ones with incalls desu

>I just can't even

reminder that MWNN could have any girl he wants; he just chooses not to

/afl/ should find his address and crowdfund a prozzy to visit him one night

Wish I could be as chaste as based Straffo

Fun little story:

When I was about 12, me and my younger brother used to stay up and listen to World Sport Overnight with Tony Schibecci on SEN (about 10-12 years ago if I were to guess)

Anyway, there was the retard 16 called Jarryd from Wattle Glen who used to call in with the most braindead opinions, Tony used to openly mock him and all the other callers took the piss out of him. He was completely oblivious to it and would call back night after night. One time he tried to turn up to the show's Christmas party and got denied entry due to being under 18.

It was only a few weeks ago that it clicked in my head that he was the same Jarryd

linkedin?

lads what are your 'free money' bets for saturday?
Tippett for first goal @ $15 2bh

Is Straffo, dare I say it, the King of /afl/?

kek, sounds about right

this is fiction

lads
bigfooty.com/forum/threads/jarred-from-wattle-glen.148040/

this is actually believable

based schibeckster

It's not

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/jarred-from-wattle-glen.148040/

t. Straffo

top kek, this is too fucking funny

wow for a man with no names he sure has a lot of aliases

desu lads, all this shit about based straffo makes me paranoid about cringey shit I posted on the internet when I was a kid.

It's never truly buried, is it.

I know a guy who said he'd get a gf a couple years ago as a new years resolution, and he's the most autistic guy I know

KEK this guy is a gift that keeps on giving.

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hahahaha straffo is just the gift that keeps on giving

the internet is a glorious place

Storm or Sharks lads?

>Ben Carbonaro, a LITERAL sufferer of Asperger's syndrome "gets his drift"

vac2016.com.au/speaker/ben-carbonaro/

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTuX2-PSPng

as long as you're not being a confrontational smug dickhead at the age of 28 to everyone you come across on the internet, you'll be fine

top fucking kek

The "nazis were an economic success" meme is factually inaccurate tttt (to tell the truth)

log way out of town but looks like a lovely area to live in

>"Whenever Tony says something like that, it's so obvious that he's joking, but Jarryd for some reason, you always believe whatever he is saying. You can't take a joke. Man you are gullible."

Is that autism?

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fucking chinese sweatshops working overtime lmfao

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It is, used to travel out there for work

kill yourself saxshit

That's a trademark of autism

kek, he's actually featured in quite a few news articles like that

does he ever ring in anymore?

Reminder that if you don't agree with two twitter whores that you think she deserved to be raped and murdered. BASED StraffGOAT dropping ETBs as usual

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too good

Straffo posters on digit watch

How the fuck does this guy get such a profile? Truly a larger than life character.

I feel like we should have a /straffo/ meet up at Wattle Glen station and just wait for the great man to show

why are nrl posters in this thread

another account unearthed lads

could YOU beat straffo on his own terms?

keep those screen shots coming lads

>speachless

Fun little story 2:

ManWithNoName got his username from Futurama (this scene: youtube.com/watch?v=T0X8e59rBGU), rather than from Clint Eastwood's character in Sergio Leone's iconic 'Dollar's Trilogy' which is what the Futurama clip is referencing. It was only until later that he realised this and started using Clint Eastwood display pictures.

>2 hands, 2 bounces
full retard

that would explain another one of his accounts having a futurama reference in it

kek, what a faggot

I fucking corrected it from 'speechless' to 'speachless' too.

>6. hit the ball out of sight and out- if you don't know what this means, read it again and do the math

For when you're a fat cunt that can't catch the ball on the full

does wattle glen have a local shopping centre or village?

or do we hang around greensborough waiting to meet the great man

Yep, his main account/s before straffo were shootflexo which is a Futurama reference.

there's a Jarryd Street and a Strafford Avenue in it, pick one and we'll assemble there

my sides

When did you start Straffoposting, anons?

I used to think it was just me and one other guy but now it has to be at least 4 or 5

BTFO
T
F
O

can't wait for when people our age are running for prime minister and shit, the amount of stupid shit they've posted online when they were a teenager will be hilarious when it's brought up

obviously won't be on the same level as straffo though who has managed to continue his full retard internet posts well into his late 20s

I think straffo's dad is called Andrew lads

If Straffo killed himself would you feel like you had blood on your hands?

Didn't he get b& for this post?

No but I'd be the first to make a Vale thread on bigfooty

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>now it has to be at least 4 or 5
There's quite a lot of people on BigFooty who are independent of /afl/ and are aware of how retarded he is.

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/emily-sears-and-laura-lux.1123088/page-15#post-42940072

The whole thread is worth a read.

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the great man was last seen on august 21 lads

has he sudoku'd?

Bigfooty is a treasure trove

dat casual racism

funniest post coming through

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yeah there are quite a few there who obviously check in on his twitter every now and then like we do to mock him

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nobbyiscool and bomberboyokay kek, two of the deadset worst posters on bf

would not hesitate to deck either of them.

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yep

Anyone know where I can buy tickets to Straffos tour?

Is there a meet and greet package available?

>that last post
kek

kek

there's some guy with an orangutan display picture who openly mocks him on bigfooty, always provides a good laugh

Scotland is one of the most based posters I've come across on bf.

get his newsletter first

How you goin, Scotland?

>457 replies

/afl/ confirmed for thriving community of football discussion

pretty good thanks cunt

HEAVE HO UNNA

>cunt
campaigner*

What's the croweater story doing the rounds on BigFooty about?

>46065 posts in two years
What the fuck, that is roughly 57 posts EVERY DAY, including the off season. Am I missing something here?

have a read of the old AFS thread for some crowy gold.

pretty much exposed for being a massive bullshit artist

Lads, I reckon I'm autistic enough to stalk straffo in public places for a laugh.

If anyone knows where to find his workplace or local train station, I will scope him out

what story?

I don't get it

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Never mind, his post count must update to the present when perusing old threads.

some sad cunt made up a whole fake personality about being a rich and successful lawyer, model gf, multi-millionaire, etc.

he ended up being doxxed, turns out he washes dishes for a living

So someone doxxed RC?

Sure he isn't Reality Check?

Kek that is the best one yet

classic

Thriving community of talking of autistic fat guy discussion

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So what is your bigfooty username then lads?

Mine is Silent Alarm

what thread is that? I feel like reading it

Realty Cheque didn't even need to be doxxed he BTFO of himself with a simple slip up of not knowing extradition laws of the country he was apparently "fleeing" too and said he was using an Australian proxy instead of his Indo one because of "muh great china firewall" in actual REALITY his mum just wouldn't pay for his gook proxy anymore and he gets bullied into further irrelevance if he shows up at any times that aren't mid week or a day before the game. See the first post of this thread for his "tough talk". Sad.

these are the only real references to him in it

Starts here:
bigfooty.com/forum/threads/awkward-flirting-stories-part-2.1146379/page-29

good read

It goes on for like 3 pages.

>fleeing to japan

Choomah here

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his cricket tips are the best

classic

I know right. It's absolutely incredible that someone can be so consistently wrong. Law of averages would dictate he'd have to get one right eventually but for his entire "career" he's put on a master class of fucking it all up.

That cunt is an autistic mess of pretension

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>Should Kilda yourself

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If the BSA who does this is the same one who SESH posts then he is a GOAT foreign participant of these threads.

youtube.com/watch?v=mbpkuLJPy9c

>RC rarely comes here anymore
>it's cause he gets bullied!!! le SAD!

Um no. As I have previously mentioned I am part of a secret AFL forum now which carries a $200 membership. This is where I am posting now.

He says as he comes back to desperatly seek relevance on a free chinese cartoon imagine. Always snapping at any replies because you're so insecure at fucking up your own deluded fantasy. Sad.

how did you get mummy to pay for that one?

suzi olsen get her forum back up then?

appearing right at the end of the thread, too. just to keep the bullying down.

You were always my favourite trip RC. Please don't leave us.

Go Dons

His predictability saddens me more than his delusion at this point.

Hey DICK HEAD maybe if you spent less time on >LE CHINNESE FORUMS and more in real life you would have a better understanding of who I really am,and that the only deluded person in here is you.

he is seething.

Wow RC, not the type of language I'd expect from a Man of God or did you forget that part of your fantasy as well lmao?

>RC telling people to spend time in real life
fucking pottery.

See this is so obviously bullshit it automatically degrades every single one of your other 'claims'.

RC is a man of satan lad

Collingwood in talks with Brent Harvey lads

Why have you put punctuation marks around the word 'claims'?

Do you know how punctuation marks work?

This is the real reason I never come here any more and when I do it's usually to shitpost from my fone.

Also reminder that Sydney will dominate the shit out of the bullsogs.

lmao they're becoming the new norf, only recruiting geriatrics

>Also reminder that Sydney will dominate the shit out of the bullsogs.
May as well engrave western bulldogs on the cup now then

>paying $200 to talk about afl
You are really on straffo levels of retardation RC

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please make some vocaroos I miss them RC

based

this

I don't know if you saw it based Reality Christ, but a BSA on /cric/ dedicated a song to you

vocaroo.com/i/s0CpfrTj3yRj

It is lad, he loves Jacky Steven too

just put $500 on the dogs, cheers RC

Reminder that RC tipped GWS

He was but in the latest attempt to salvage his D.O.A narrative he said he'd converted to Christianity but has quickly dropped this or forgotten it like most of his other falsifications.

>I don't come here anymore because of punctuation
Can't even compose a witty retort anymore. So fucking sad. Kill yourself like the original RC did, at least he had the stones to do it.

>Reach bump limit
>No /NRL/ thread in sight
Truly the revival of /AFL/ right now

thanks be to straffo

Typical fucking RC WORM status getting BTFO by 3 or 4 posters and disappearing. He'll attack one or two posters HARD in attempt to stay relevant but his simple mind is struggling to process that not only /cric/, but /afl/ has long since thrown him into the trash as an outdated play thing. Kill your self 5th iteration fake RC. You are not, were never, and can never, be anything like your predecessors. Faggot.

Fuckin' rekt

Got a semi watching Rebecca Maddern tonight lads

Just put my mouthguard into my sock lads

Huh. Really makes you think

It's a fucking inanimate object you dumb cunt straff

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goodnight /afl/

night m8

BADnight! Haha sucked in cunt!!

Some social media normie tell him to donate it to an Autism charity, fucking hell.

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ELITE

croweater on aborted narrative watch

link me to the thread on bigfooty mate

tell ya what lad, she didn't look half bad

scroll up la

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/awkward-flirting-stories-part-2.1146379/page-29
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yes

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/awkward-flirting-stories-part-2.1146379/page-17
here we are mate

based bigfooty members

>tfw only created a bigfooty account this year because /afl/ had deteriorated so badly