HEEM - 205 Announced

>he fell for the "defend your title" meme

BE.

Who team pizzaman here?

In what alternate reality is Khabib a slav

>Khabib BTFO
>Aldo BTFO

Why is Goobs so based?

that salt

It's time to say sorry

Dizz was always my boy

I kind of want Conor to win and challenge for 170, only to get BTFO by Wonderboy.

Thanks my man, whatever would I have done if I didn't know Lellator 163 was on 2 months away.

Literally our guy

We are blessed to be living in The McGregor Era.

Why would I be salty at the sight of a leprechaun getting choked out?

>3 title fights at MSG with Gooby main event.

May the blood gods bless and protect this card.

LET THEM BANG

Thanks for all of your effort man

>politically incorrect

for sure wipe some those cheeto fingers my man

Reminder that kk got smacked up by rose in the first round and kk will go full war machine on her

WAKE UP, JOANNA. IT'S ALL OVER.

Looks like the schaub shills haven't gotten their $10 weekly allowance.

I hope your srs and this is my first time as OP of heem

Please

What he means by that is I between breaking news he jizzes himself over everything trump says or does

>be Khabib
>fight once in 2 years against a UFC debutant
>expect titleshot

EL
EM
AY
OH

stay in your lane

>Be Conor
>Take fight at 205, train through hurt leg for chance at history
>Fight starts
>Go for scissor kick to Eddie's head
>Leg breaks on impact and wraps around Eddie's entire skull
>Force dissipates through leg instead of Eddie's brain
>fookinhell.jpeg
>Lay in agony on canvas
>Eddie goes for flying elbow because you called him a Guido pedophile at weigh ins
>Get heemed and retired in front of largest UFC audience/viewership in history

oh you did it now boy

Tyron bless

Aldo v Khabib is the fight to make desu, winner gets the chance to face Goobs.

>both fighters pull out with injury

His leg was only badly bruised m8

>Tfw WME removes title shots and adds McGregor shots

>He fell for the Khabib getting a title shot meme

>Based Woodley gets to make PPV points as champion off a popular card as well as win a FOTN bonus

Conor has never had to grapple with someone as strong as Eddie, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets taken down easily and controlled for entire rounds. I have no idea if Eddie will be able to hold his own on the feet though. I don't think his chin is that much of an issue.

tyron bless

>Thinking a mediocre fighter abusing steroids can beat the best modern MMA fighter of all time

What did he mean by this?

Not the win bonus though, glad you were aware enough to leave that out

Conor's never pulled out of a fight, but he does have a number of leg injuries.

>tore ACL against Max
>tore more of ACL before Mendes fight
>get messed up legs against Diaz despite Diaz checking like 2 leg kicks the entire fight
If Aldo actually used his leg kicks instead of leading with his chin, he might have ended Conor's legs.

Mendes, but he didn't have the gastank to maintain it

>This vicarious living cuck worship of woodley.
Awkward my man.

>the best modern MMA fighter of all time

>Got rag-dolled by Matt "The Immortal" Brown

Oh yeah wait, you weren't watching the sport at the time 189er.

Nate would fucking punk Schaub.

That's assuming he gets past Eddie.

Which I honestly don't see my boy do.

Eddie is going to sleep, that's it.

>Liking a black fighter makes me a cuck

I guess you being a leaf, makes you an expert on such matters.

>Living 4 years in the past

Nice one cuck boy, no more black dick for you.

>Someone who trains every day at the highest level cannot improve in any facet over multiple years.
Just because you get shittier every day at everything you do doesn't mean everyone does.

>All those goofs mad af about Goobs keeping the FW belt

>muh Aldo
>muh Max

both got comprehensively BTFO by Goobs already

*vroom vroom*

>Wake up, Eduardo. It's all over.

[self-insertion intensifies]

>A FUCKING KEK!

>Desperately defensive.
Embarrassing my man.

Quit projecting what your dad says to you everyday onto me buddeh.

>tfw the UFC doesn't seem interested in having a card in the Twin Cities
>tfw the UFC doesn't even seem to be holding that many cards in Las Vegas
>tfw Terence Crawford's next fight isn't scheduled yet

scale of 1-10 how mad is khabib right now?

Triggered white boi is triggered. Sad my man.

>tfw you like both Tyrone and Wonderpedo

>tfw you're on /heem/ and will have to deal with the fallout of either one for months afterwards

I shit you not, he's declaring Jihad on Twitter.

On the plus side there's an RFA card at the INDIAN CASINO next month that I'll be attending.

>Le btfo'd your parents man.

I feel like Aldo would have a much easier time with Eddie than Conor would. He probably wouldnt get taken down, and he's definitely better than Eddie on the feet. Eddie is also a manlet, which helps.

>tfw the UFC doesn't seem interested in having a card in the Twin Cities

Wait, so only the 155 belt is on the line, correct??

>Adopting my speech patterns cause you're shook.

Do you live in the Twin Cities? Maybe we can order a pay-per-view and get drunk at my apartment.

>Again, nobody can take that left hand sho'
>BUT I TELL YA
>Eddie's powerful, and he's fast,
>but precision beats power, and timin' beats speed, and dat's what you saw dere

Khabellator
Khabibbator
Bellabib

>Implying Conor would ever put his belt on the line

Fair assessment.

Yea.

You have wonderpedo's chode so far down your esophagus it's pretty much tickling your rectum right now. Sad my man.

There is VERY powerful meme magic at play this year. Admit it, you know it will happen.

Except I never said anything about woodley or wonderboy in any post.
That's all in your head.

I'm talking to you, about you my man.
You already cuck'd yourself though.
It's over.
Go wipe yo chin.

take his belt away

Alvarez is going to wrestle fuck Gooby

Gooby is going to heem Alvarez.

He defended the Interim belt against Aldo, goofball.

Meme magic only works on underdogs m8, thats why its so magical

>Make a statement about woodley
>Gets triggered and starts calling me a cuck cause that's all he knows

Delete your IR fap folder Jet Li.

Yeah, Joanna and Woodley are going to get blessed by Gooby

Eddie will be very goofed up.

>tfw interim champ defends belt more than actual champ

I hear Eddie has a good chin, but does he have a Diaz-tier chin?

Conor is the underdog mate

Main Event Winners

UFC 195 - Underdog "wins"
UFC 196 - Underdog wins
UFC 197 - Favorite AKA The Goat wins
UFC 198 - Underdog wins
UFC 199 - Underdog wins
UFC 200 - Underdog wins
UFC 201 - Underdog wins
UFC 202 - Favorite wins rematch
UFC 203 - Favorite wins
UFC 204 - ???
UFC 205 - ???
UFC 206 - ???

How can the white man compete?

This is hilarious my man.

I was talking about your vicarious worship of woodley (your). You just saw his name and instantly chimp'd out.
Cucking yourself in the process my dude.

Truly embarrassing my friend.
I will screencap this for the future. One love.

Eddie's chin is just waiting to be heemed honestly

Nunes wasn't an underdog if you had a clue about fighting

Conor has a weakness against Hispanics.

tell me someone replied, "you'd know all about being on your knees, wouldn't you"

>Literally can't make a post without "cuck" in it

Seems you put a lot of thought into this kind of stuff.

just wait m8

Nate is white

ahaha Khabib again suck balls

>tfw i dont care for either guy

Anyone have a gif of Gooby doing an x guard sweep on nate in the first fight?

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Heeminder that Jon Jones, Anderson Silva and Demetrious Johnson are the top 3 P4P GOATS in that order.

Will Khabib be included in this weeks kerfluffles?

I want Khabib to fight against a current contender before he gets a title shot.

>mfw Khabib, Aldo, and Holloway got fucked in one announcement

>a current contender

You mean the ones who keep ducking him?

I guess Michael Chiesa is the only one who will have the balls to step up to fight him.

Aldo is still gonna get a fat fucking check though.

DANA GIVE MY TITLE SHOT 23-0 MMA 7-0 UFC AHAHAHAHA

the thing is when he is, so is his opponent

tell yourself that kek

britanyallendejesus
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>Bisping is ducking everyone in the top 10
>Everyone in the top 10 is ducking Khabib

What a time to be alive

hypeordie (Pat Barry)
Supply shopping with @rosenamajunas @thebigpygmy
instagram.com/p/BK14s27j7_c/

Wake up Macgaiver

It is all over!

Any Conor fans here? I'm gonna kick your asses.

bisking smashed the number 1 guy in less than a round though?

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Too bad touch-butt didn't work out so good for Gunny when Maia meme'd on him for 3 rounds.

youtube.com/watch?v=dH_yuZ8Qqhw

Ngannou would literally heem all Cred Forumstists

Ngannou bless

>Doesn't want to see gramp champ vs THE KING.
Get the fuck out you casual garbage man.

i wish you would bro

Thank you for this Vladimir

You all know whats the real money fight is.Eddie is the easy fight.You want that real shit m8?

Aretm was never good to begin with

twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/780662151924977664

Blacksplosion is a dangerous thing.

Women's FW division when?

Finally a real nigga with actual balls steps up to fight Khabib.

white bois hiding under their duvets hoping Khabib gets injured again

I'd like to see that

Khabib better be careful cuz that nigga has good hands

I unironically want to see woman's heavy weight and super heavy weight,

That would be so entertaining since wmma is boring as shit

>WMMA is boring to me
>The solution is to let fat out of shape women fight as if low level HW fights aren't torture enough

Stellar logic chump

>wmma is boring as shit

it already exists on worldstarhiphop, fat black chicks fighting for days

Rizin has you covered, friend.

when Cyborg is attractive and American

In my bedroom. Strapons are provided free of charge.

>implying this shit wasn't entertaining as fuck for shitty wmma

youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM

Titles are absolutely meaningless outside of marketing.

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Anne Wolf would dust her in the first, yeh?

>mfw some fools actually believe that Eddie will be able to take dat left

It weren't use to be that way

This is so fucking retarded, what the fuck is being a champion even meant to mean any more? Conor can have three fights outside the weight class with an interim champ waiting but somehow he's meant to be the best FW fighter in the world? Michael Bisping shocks the world by knocking out the guy poised to be a dominant champion on short notice but his first title defence is against a decrepit Hendo on a one fight win streak? And let's not forget when Jones/Rumble was being bandied about as an interim title fight to make when DC didn't even have a fight booked!
Shit's getting fucking retarded real quick.

Titles don't have to be meaningless.

If the UFC had a proper, objective ranking system - you only move up in rank by beating the guy above you and only one rank at a time, your next fight is always the guy one rank above you, the champ's next fight is always the number one contender - being champ would carry serious weight. It would mean that you've fought and beat literally every top guy in your division, regardless of whether or not the fight was an "interesting" matchup.

Having said that, you'd probably get a lot of really fucking boring fights that way, so I wouldn't necessarily prefer it to the way things are done now.

this is now my favorite reaction image ever

That Swedish gabagool saved it from me yesterday, the little stronzo.

>Conor heems Eddie
>ducks Khabib like he did Aldo for whatever amount of months
>Nate comes back down to 155
>mops him up like he did to Gray Maynard in their 3rd fight
>becomes the rightful champ
>Conor retires from the embarrassing R1 TKO
>potato niggers world over commit mass suicide
Screen cap this boys

I don't mind title challengers being chosen to maximise revenue as long as they've got at least some real claim to a title shot and have beaten some highly ranked fighters recently imo

I'm actually rooting for Conor to beat this whiny spic.

>fagbib is on a suicide watch

better stay away from any moscow train stations.

>feels good to be far easterner

How do I get a Kazakh waifu

>Tfw no gf for typical irish new york weekend trip

Except you can't expect it to work like that when everyone's schedules, personal health, and contracts are all different.
You just do what makes sense.

I do agree that the interim championships are getting a little out of hand and devalue the championship.

Just be yourself m8

be her cousin or own a vehicle

>tfw no irish lass to suck my toes while I watch fight pass
why even live

Who should Kebab fight?

He's already unofficially accepted Michael "The Menace" Johnson's request for a fight.

Johnson

kuffar

For sure I'll be enjoying all the Irish Slags who will be making the trip here my man.

It's a couple thing to go there here but good luck on the less faithful ones

His urge to suicide bomb MSG

Are people actually debating on eddie's odds at beating conor? We all know eddie's game plan will be to grind conor down on the mat, but come on? Dont you think conor will prepare for take down attempts.

>the less faithful ones

So like 99.9%? Also you still have 2 months, better start looking.

he also has a notoriously weak chin.
the potatonigger's got this.

I like this desu.

Johnson might be quick enough to avoid Kebabs takedowns.

>Eddie has a notoriously weak chin

Moron

?????

eddie please dont let him ruin another division

So...

Max vs Aldo?

Man if I could donate a kidney so 205 would remain as it is right now. MMA gods do not fuck us over again.

he gets dropped all the time you fucking faggot.

Will Conor actually start saying something original again or is he just gonna spout the same old pre-prepared lines again at press conference. How will Eddie react?

my dude, he's been tko'd only once, in 2007

In my opinion Chandler punches just as hard as Conor and Eddie absorbed all of his shots.

Nelson is done in the UFC right
>He needs to be buried for that
youtu.be/n4rpBZoWkqk

No he doesnt you stupid faggot. Even if he did that means nothing. Youre literally a casual/retard that has never seen his fights with Chandler either

God youre fucking stupid

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FIGHT BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>that logic
Don't you think Eddie will prepare for a power puncher?

how do i train chin pls serious responses only

dropped /= KO'd.

Aldo cucked again

Nutrient dense sugar and bananas

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdSjGUjkr1g

We all know heem only loves conor

If he had a notoriously weak chin then there obviously wouldve been more than one Tko loss you stupid fuck

But if you survive being dropped and most of the times win the fight you have a pretty good chin

based durian

he recovers well you fucking retard holy shit have you ever seen his fights?

how many times was aldo ko'd dude

if you're continuously getting dropped with shots than your chin is weak.

>people sleeping on conor's power just because he fought a diaz twice
he dropped nate fucking diaz THREE TIMES in the first two rounds
imo any other fighter would've been out by that point

Despite all the memes, all the
>ALDO BTFO!
>KEBAB BTFO!

and whatnot, which is I guess a bit funny, I'm feeling a bit let down lads. This match up is a joke, they clearly want Connie to be the first 2 div champ as much as he wants to do it himself. Think how shit that'd be though. He would be the champion of TWO divisions and not defend TWO belts now instead of just one

I think it'd be the best thing ever if Alvarez just did what he did to Pettis for 25 minutes. Put on the SHITTEST fight ever and just hug Conor out. The UFC deserve it and Conor fans deserve it desu lads family senpies.

Obviously means his chin isnt that weak then retard

49-46 Canada desu

you want a boring fight just to spite the fans of a fighter you don't like, not true fight fan mentality bro

Not true at all. He hasn't even been dropped in his past three either

That's what Eddie SHOULD do, but I'm pretty doubtful that's what he'll actually do, I don't know at all though

He'll probably do a DC and "stand with Conor" to show that he can, and then get knocked out. Not a Conor fan but Eddie's a cunt too

Eddie knows whats at stake. He's smart enough to play to his strengths

>Eddie will stand with Conor
>he's also a cunt
What the fuck are you on about?

I hope both are smart enough to play to their strengths but my heart has been broken too many times before

What are you having trouble with Australia?

does alvarez have the hands to stand with conor? or is his only hope to wreslefuck?

Eddie's gonna let da dawg out, arf arf. bark bark bark woof

honor move for conor if he wins the 155 strap is just vacate the FW belt right after 205 just for the fuck of already being in the history books of mma

and cuck aldo into the prelims realm

Both of your ridiculous statements.
Why would Eddie stand with Conor to prove a point? Did you even see his fights prior to RDA?
I don't think you know what you're speaking about.

He has very good hands but he also has a tendency to get hit a lot. But if he's able to close the distance especially with the alleged 5 inch reach disadvantage and get on the inside he can give some damage to Conor there

He's developed basic but effective kicks too

But his best bet is the wrestling and wearing down Conor

literally no, doesn't have the chin either, if he tries to use the diaz gameplan of "let him light you up for two rounds and he'll tire himself out" he'll be sleeping

if goob wins he fights mayweather or khan

screencap it

would conor have a better chance of beating diaz at 155? or is diaz just the body type/skillset that counters him?

It'd probably be the same, weight cut would help conor heem him though

How does McGregor win this?

Stop taking everything so seriously you salty cunt. I said he "probably will try to stand with conor and then get knocked out" implying he'll probably do something stupid just because it's red panty night. If he does that, or hugs conor for 25 minutes, either way I don't care because I don't like either fighter. Okay?

BY FIRST ROUND KO VICTORY

>or khan

>i'm not mad i was never mad fuck you why the fuck are you so mad you cunt fuck fuck FUCK you mad faggot fuck off
wew lad

On a counter punch d e s u

by being efficient with his energy, with mewvment, memes, dat left hand, precission, timing, also idoportal.com

i hope it ends with a split decission, don't care who wins as long as it's fight of the year
i don't want a first round ko, i want just bleed, honestly
it's the fucking main event at the MSG, i wouldn't want anything shorter than 10 minutes

either case, the fans would've already won by the time the co-main event is over, so it will be card of the year candidate for sure

imanari roll

13 seconds tbqh

>booked my flights for this 3 months ago for pennies on a pipedream idea that mcgregor would beat Diaz and get added to this card

>it actually fucking happened

Bring it home for Britain, Conor.

people have been buried in the desert for less

Have a you

>tyrone gets ppv points on a mcgregor card
White bois on suicide watch

It is bullshit they are putting a non title wmma and kelvin gastelum on the main card over Frankie

This "white bois hate tyrone" meme is the worst thing about /heem/.

it's happening brother

why is half of your country in another country?

Acquire a canine, brother

every meme about black cunts on Cred Forums is the worst thing about Cred Forums

Here's a link ink for the 205 pressed later. How late will Conor be?

youtu.be/UMw3nEXTGBM
youtu.be/UMw3nEXTGBM
youtu.be/UMw3nEXTGBM

Shan't be clicking this FYI

Dont count out the McGregor Mindfuck. Eddie wants to prove this fight is 'easy'

you are not a real fightfan

you're in it for the personalities like some faggot mandrama fan

It's less than one sixth of the island and is occupied

khan said he was open to an MMA fight, mayweather only wanted to box

so it might make sense for goob to fight khan first, get that first win against a "boxer" then fight mayweather for that green

so that it's confirmed that Alvarez is going to get a mysterious injury 2 weeks before the fight like they always do, who steps in?

Cerrone? Mistahmagregga?

Bj penn

Are you sure though mate because I'd actually rather see a fight that makes sense, you know, like a champion vs a contender.

>you're in it for the personalities like some faggot mandrama fan

What? No, that's literally what my problem with all this is. Conor getting a shot in a division he has 0 (zero) wins in, is retarded. Especially when its the LW division, the deepest division in the UFC full of contenders. And he is getting it because mandrama and memes.

>Trump wins and deports all of the illegal 80IQ brown people

>McGregor wins 4 days later

>booty blasted whitebois
Lmao

>implying Alvarez would dare duck Gooby

MIesha is getting bumped to prelims and Weidman will be maincard.

Do you dick-ride random anons on the internet this often?

He is getting it because he is the FW champion. The FW champion vs the LW champion is a fine match up.

casual fite fan here, how the fuck is goobs gonna fight eddie if he can't even beat nate in the same division

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It's not a meme if it's true. The hate Tyron gets, especially from casuals, is pathetic.

Truly the greatest timeline

not even memeing, conor won the fight but it was BARELY, how's he gonna take alvarez

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Because it's a completely different fight.

Also, nobody can knock Nate out. Conor is just stupid enough to actually try to do that.

>Trump wins

Not gonna happen

>McGregor wins

Also not gonna happen given how hard he gassed out in the 3rd round. Unlike Nate, Alvarez will actually take his ass down.

@71519444

>155 = 170 to Canuckolds

fuck off leaf.

CHI

>not being humble in defeat

>Trump wins

LOL, not after that debate kiddo.

"Trump is gonna win"

-A clueless idiot

infowars.com/poll-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate/

>30 wins, many from the mainstream left leaning media.

CA

Who's that fan next to Conor?

only the FUNNIESt meme on /him/ XD

I see. /heem/ actually thinks goobs has a decent chance?

I know they fought at a different weight but I thought the difference would be neutral really, conor will get better at a more natural weight for him but it's also eddie's turf so what does it matter

>+weidman vs Romero
R8 this card out of 10

>Trump have no chance!! said increasingly nervous man for the 7th time

>Mfw some goof just linked online polls that can be vote boted as his proof

I see Weidman pussied out and refused to sign the contract like Eddie.

They are announcing his fight today goof

On paper, 8,7/10 tbqhwyf.

Let's see if the fights deliver.

>b-brexit will never happen
White people have had enough lad
Get your bags packed

It's the real UFC200

more like UFC Literally Who Hundred am I right guys xD

>That flag

Why do you even bother? Thankfully less than 2 months left till you Trumpturds quit shitting up this website but I doubt anything will stop you.

>Why do you even bother?

Because of my flag...

>infowars
>online polls with

Don't steal my joke.

Online polls that can easily be spam botted and where nationalities like "Sweden" get to have a say.

Would be an interesting match up desu, Johnson has solid TDD and great hands. Khabib v Barboza would be fun too.

Alvarez
Woodley
Joanna
Cerrone
Miesha
Edgar
Rashad
Boetsch
Miller
Muhammad
Chookagan

haha nice I like it

>khabib
>fun
Good1

>casuals who can't wrap their heads around grappling

>yfw GSP vs Silva headlines 206

Meme main event, other than that denouddaden

r8

Good post

What were some of the low points in McGregor's trash talk attacks?
First that comes to mind is when he called Nate a skinnyfat twerp and shouted repeatedly at him to take his shirt off.

thanky ou

that's some good shit nigga

yeah most of conor's trash talk leading up to his first fight with nate was pretty lame

he was definitely SHOOK

>no PVZ
>no Ronda
>no Renzo
No buy!

Nayte's undoing was letting Conor kick his legs at will, when he pressured him and pushed him against the fence he found a lot of success. If Alvarez does the same like he did to RDA and makes it a clinch fight he easily wins if not dominates. He won't let Conor get free leg kicks.

>yfw conor is back

conair will probably have a different game plan tho

is mma, dare i say it, a meme sport?

It's not a sport. It's fighting.

it's human cockfighting xd

>meme main event
hop on to reddit m8, 11/10 card

>economy

kek, you won't be able to afford to eat in NY nigguh

Like what?

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>ufc 205 is in 6 weeks

how long have conor/eddie actually known? surely 6 weeks isn't a long enough camp

No way this thing has a vagina

ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYWHERE ANYWEIGHT

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I got this pasta from reddit! hehe :D

if i wake up tomorrow and there aren't some spicy new memes, i'll fookin dew sumting

6 weeks is fine, overtraining can be an issue too. I also suppose that both guys haven't been completely inactive prior to the announcement.

>oiym de king, you're de spic

>my boy gonna get one more performance of the night

YEW'LL

DEW

NOOTIN

He is all of our boy

Dana told me three weeks ago so at least that long

>tfw UFC goofs thought they could pull of a msg card without St. Gooby

>our
Lmao @ ur """"life"""""

So what the fuck was that thing from Dana on twitter about Khabib? Just a bit of banter?

>yfw Tyron gets injured two weeks before and Wonderboy memes on Maia or someshit instead

Need a guide?

Probably was trying to pressure Eddie into accepting the fight on the terms they gave him and not trying to demand more money.

>tfw this is the card UFC 200 should have been

Whats his endgame?

>tfw Tyron heems Wonderwoman, Maia and GSP in that order and becomes the undisputed GOAT.

McMeme will be heem'd in the 1st round by the Philly brawler

Screencap this

make as much money as possible

race war

We can separate the fedoras from real fight fans by looking at who complains about the match up because

>muh sport legitimacy
>muh Khabib
>muh Aldo

and those who embrace this superfight.

No Media Connor vs Eddie with Brought out Dog

is this the most powerful both of them have been?

yes this is goku vs. majin buu

>people complaining that we might not get Eddie vs Conor
>now complaining that we will

Ignore them la, some people will never be happy and are just looking to complain about something. Real fight fans enjoy every fight.

Casual here. What weight is the next mcmeme fight and what previous weights has he fought at / won belts at?

max v aldo PLIS

Rumored UFC 211: Baruto debutes vs Roy Nelson.
source: forums.sherdog.com/threads/rizin-fighting-world-grand-prix-2016-1st-round-pbp-discussion-9-24-2-am-est.3299819/

Will Conor fiannaly defend his belt when Eddie gets injured?

155 lbs

he won the 155 lb in his previous britbong promotion

>Real fight fans enjoy every fight.

I went through the Sylvia heavyweight era, I can tell you that this is wrong.

eddie will fight despite any injury, he knows hes gonna lose the money is what he wants

Eddie will murder him pal

Bitch is holding the flag upside down.

So nothing special then i thought it was a 3rd different weight class or something

>Baldo is real champs!!
>McGregor must fight him to prove he's da champ!!1

are these """people""" literally retarded?

Eddie pulls out 10 days ahead with a sore finger.

Goober accepts fight with Harambe Johnson at catchweight.

>le walking backwards for 25 minutes man

You're supposed to defend your belt you McMeme nuthugger. It's how it works.

Who gives a shit about belts. All I care about is the spectacle.

*pays $60 for CM Punk card*

He's fought at both 145 and 155 his whole career. The 170 lb fights don't really count since Nate is a true 155er. They both just didn't cut weight for those fights.

Do mma memes kill you with laughter or is it just me?
Shit like;
>just bleed
>Thought you had a friend boy! AAAAAAH!!!
>Dat left hand
>schaub
>pic related
>succ
Just kills me every fucking time

Yes MMA memes are definitely my favorite by far.

>13 seconds

A couple of weeks. I've heard secondhand that MSG employees were to expect Conor for the 205 press conference.

>another leg kick mike
>MIKE?
>DID YOU SEE THAT MIKE?
>thats another leg kick mike

OH HE TAGGED HIM MIKE HE'S HURT

rogan sounds like a fucking commentator in a video game that has like 10 different canned recorded statements repeated over and over again

Shit happens. It's MMA. You're fucking delusional if you think McMeme will finish him that quickly in the rematch.

But hey I don't mind McMeme fighting Alveraz and fighting human sized fighters now and not midgets/

>We can separate the fedoras from real fight fans by looking at who complains about the match up because of actual reasons

>and those who just shut up and eat what they're given like good goys

>Dom: Something I want to point out with his technique
>Rogan: OH HES HURT
>Dom: Well, yeah, anyway...
>Mike: TRYNA FINNISH
>Dom: What I wanted to say is...
>Mike: IT IS ALL OVER
Cant wait desu

Daily reminder that none of the current ufc roster would jump off the hell in a cell through a table

I quite like this image, do you mind if I save it for later use for when I'm being a cunty brit?

*tips fedorao*

we are getting a champion v champion superfight instead of a rematch and/or a fighter who has fought once in the last 2.5 years.

>Khabib deserves a title shot because he beat RDA 2 years ago!
>It's irrelevant that goober deleted Baldo in 13 seconds!

heem urself steve

why is Dan Henderson still fighting?

>If Alvarez does the same like he did to RDA
Didn't he back up most of the fight and then caught RDA with a huge uppercut?

>you are in the bar
>flirting with Cris Cyborg
>this handsome fella slaps her ass
What do?

he beat frankie to win the interim belt. the next thing you're supposed to do is a unification fight

absolutely m8

So Bisking can have his revenge, duh

The guy is like 63 years old. Pretty impessive tb h

WAR PISSPING

Reminder

bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/27/11795268/ufc-199-mma-news-interview-luke-rockhold-michael-bisping-the-end

>Luke Rockhold: UFC 199 'will be the end' of Michael Bisping

>there are people who would rather see Khabib fight at UFC 205

kek

He should fight someone good at 205 and if he wins challenge for the title.

Kebab vs Conor is one of the most interesting match ups at 155.

rogan needs to sit rockhold down and tell him it's time to become a full time model so he doesn't risk any more brain damage

>those comments

>we are in the timeline where RDA pulled out of the goobs fight
>conrad would have dusted RDA and cracked chin robbie

Does anyone actually enjoy the "technical" fights where they dance around for 25 minutes staying out of range. Definately not enough brawl fights. Maybe 1 in 10 ufc fights can be classed as enjoyable.

This is the best timeline because we got to see the GOAT fight at 202 and now Mcgregor-Diaz 3 will be for the lightweight belt,

QUICK

Guess Goobs new coked rehearsed bantz and win a /heem/ official gold account

mcgregor v alvarez
ferguson v khabib
holloway v aldo

No, it's only fedora tippers who say this. It's like people saying they enjoy "defensive battles" in handegg.

Why the hate?

I'd love for Holloway to win vs Aldo, he's much more deserving of a rematch against Goobs than that bald Brazilian twerp

>mfw Conor comes out and spit some >phillys pastas

I enjoy defensive handegg very much, thank you sir

He literally runs the UFC

Dana better invest in some Blackwater security to counter the ISIS threat.

>yfw Alvarez gets injured and they call up Nate again

Whats your fight of the year so far?

Fight of the year - Goobs-Diaz 2
Card of the year - 196

>Card of the year - 196

199 is way better IMO

199 was GOAT m8

yeah 196 had a garbage undercard, main and co main saved the night

youtube.com/watch?v=rNnkDjMVJqE

>All it takes to become ranked in the P4P is beating two mediocre fighters fighting above their own weight class.

This makes me so mad. The UFC is a disgrace lately. Unbelievable - feel so sorry for Khabib! Even worse, tomorrow at the press conference they'll play on the possible two belt thing when McGregor should not have featherweight now.

...

...

Anyone knows how much time till the presser?

>if you have an opinion about something, fuck you

CONFIRMED. McGregor is scared of Aldo!! Hes running!! Go down and fight him bitch, go down and defend that belt you hold up in all of those pictures, you won it on a fluke knockout, go solidify it pussy!!!!

if only there were a search engine to give you that information

>vice

Who would dare call it a he?

>cruz beat mighty mouse
>hasnt lost since
>still ranked below him

>FIGHTLAND
>literal UFC property

probably like 8 hours or so

10,5 hours + like an hour delay cause McGregor is never on time.

6PM ET

I am a Don and Dons do not google search
cool thnx lads

>Mcgregor-Diaz 3 will be for the lightweight belt

that would be awesome

>cruz has won three times since that fight
>MM has won 11 times since that fight.

Are we going to get prime banter Conor tonight?

he fired his old writers after 196, hope he had time for new stuff

Diaz needs to accept and win another fight (maybe Ferguson?) for that to make sense though - although the UFC probably will give it to him anyways.
no we're getting the same rehashed lines he's been repeating since before the Aldo fight.

>people unironically think the Alvares-Goober fight wasn't booked the week after Nate-Goober 2

Wolf Tickets 101 lads.

it wasn't, Alvarez probably was holding out for money, which is why Dana threatened to give him Khabib instead

>pic

wait a sec are u trying to tell me tower 7 wasn't a planned demolition again

Yeah, but what if Diaz lost?

Jon Jones vs McGregor in 2020 for all the money in the world.

I would like to see an obese Conor fight Jones at 205

>Conor vs Eddie

Conor is going to delete Eddies chin

>t. Hack Slack

what a boring post

It's already in the trash, he has "good recovery" IE he fights dudes with no killer instinct, Alvarez needs to wrestlefuck all day to win

unfortunately true

Conor's wrestling is underrated in my imho

>strangling leprechaun
>conor is taller then average yank
>kek so hard

...

You're dumb lmao

something something journeyman

that's not true

Conceive
Believe
Achieve

>Conor beats Eddie
>Then Conor vs Nate 3 for the LW belt

Aldo BTFO

>5'9.5
kek

>average american could stand and bang with Connor for 5 rounds

your ufc champion ladies and gentlemen

Wew, that's a surprise
I don't mind it too much, let Khabib have a proper fight before he gets a shot since his last win was Horcher
Goobs needs to defend that belt though

...

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

Is it meight

Why do I need an argument against that, we've all seen the Chadlet fight haven't we? Conor's wrestling is deep in the trash, that's why he was so desperate to touch the LW belt before Khabib picks his knees off the floor and takes it

>4 belts
>0 defenses

Wew, can't wait. Nice """sport'"" we have here.

can you read? he is not taller than the average american or the average white american

I knew just wanted to see you get triggered.

...

Well done.

So how does it feel to be a manlet

How does it feel that stipe didn't tap

just rewatched rda vs alvarez

alvarez seems to be on the gas there.he wrestles rda super easy,absorbed a kick and some punches before he caught rda with that big right and started swarming him

rda has literally wrestled all the lws so far.if that left hand doesnt delete eddies chin early on things looks bad

20 Euros on Alvarez by me

For the last time.

REEM IS ENGLISH

>All these seething ABMcGoats
>Dana btfo
>/heem/ btfo

Post smug conrads

reem is a Brit anyway - just wait until Struve gets another shot at stipe

>20 Euros on Alvarez by me
and this is why Greece is bankrupt and Greece is the whore of Europe.

>that brit that bought tickets for 205

where is the rich bastard now?

>Struve gets another shot at stipe
>any year
lmao @ ur eyepokes & ur life

Meanwhile our worst fighter ko'd stipe stiff

that was American Stipe, Ustaša Stipe is on an unbelievable 1 HW title defense streak

realistically not but he's only 28, maybe he'll eventually learn to jab.

"Awh y'all got carrot cakes and sumf up in dea whea... shiiiieeeet" - Rampage Jackson, 2012

Carrot cakes are the most shit tier desert.

Why didn't Struve just go to Schilt as soon as he got into the UFC
Seriously that guy set the gold standard in fighting tall

Struve has as many chin years on him as the REEEEEEEEm, don't think he has much chance to evolve

will /HEEM/ be deleted if McGregor wins?

Stipe is a good fighter though and 'heavily decorated' overeem looked like a bitch with his game plan that bout.
Also

Much like jon jones, overeems voice is dying shame to all negroids

I just want them both to lose, realistically I am expecting a goob victory though

stipe tapped

Overeem's accent is like some bizarre hybrid of English and Dutch

>if

conor bless.

He has pretty normal Dutch accent while speaking English, most people here sound like that while speaking English.

Just seen that guy not 10 minutes ago walking home through the town.

Yeah most dutch cant mask their accent. Struve a little. But its not even the accent its the high pitched nasal voice hes got like 0 bass. + Hes got that arrogant amsterdam accent

thats how we speak english

Not even a mcgregor fanboy but I really want alvarez to get knocked the fuck out because I already know he's got the most faggoty wrestlefuck 5 round majority decision game-plan laid out for this card.

Speak for yourself pleb

Conor McGregor
-160 -175 -175 -140
Eddie Alvarez
+130 +138 +135 +120

Soooo Goobs open as a favorite.Interesting

>wanting another division turn in to a confusing shitshow without an active champion

who gives a fuck about belts all i want to see is good fights

moik me werds, yew'll dew fookin nootin

twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/780672999687159808

wonder if this is legit.

was willing to spend $500 so this would be a lovely moneysaver if true.

Wake up Eddie it's all over

>tfw Conor peaked with Aldo

>189'r?

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK

Lads, how can I get a black belt in UFC?

Nah I started watching when Ronda came into the UFC :^)

>denies the Armenian genocide
>works with Ana

Must be an awkward topic to be honest

So relatively new then

my sides at that image

>he belives the armenian """"genocide""""

kek

KEK

fucking goy

Play touch butt in the park 5 days a week MINIMUM

New thread

fight analysis, just like protecting the EU borders, is not your strong suit greece

Wood bury

Remember when Luke kept on incessantly repeating that meme phrase "Bisping thinks this will be his fairy tale, this will be his swan song" over and over again like he thought he was so clever for using it and you could just tell he wanted to succ his own cock so god damn much what a cunt im so glad he's dead

Best card ever

RIP my first and last heem thread

its cute, you all sound so happy

Irish girls aren't attracted to yanks at all

I don't wanna see based Megan get roidborg'd but it's probably gonna happen.

What was it that made me watch this whole video?

Alvarez was wobbled multiple times by Showtime, Gooby has the left.

Nobody can take that left handed shot, faggot.

Even if they tren hard 500 rounds

>Johnson has solid TDD

>Got meme Judo thrown by Nate