/cric/

rate my gf lads

has walkcunt been doxxed?

Bless WalkGOD, O my soul; and all that is within me, bless his holy name. Bless WalkGOD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:
Who forgiveth all thine inequalities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindess and tender mercies;
Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.

Yes.

Wavell's most notable alumni without doubt is Based "Sean" WalkBro, best known for topping the BRW Rich List, being CLEO Bachelor of the Year, acquiring three Michelin Stars and being on Nobel Prize watch in every field. More recently those achievements have been overshadowed when "Sean" transcended the mortal plane of existence and became an omnipotent being, thus he has become known as "WalkGod" and has attracted a vast number of loyal disciples following his every gospel.

It has also been rumored the Queensland State Government are proposing to rename Brisbane to "WalkBro City" in honour of his elite and muscular achievements.

>Australia XI: 1 David Warner, 2 Usman Khawaja, 3 Steven Smith (capt), 4 George Bailey, 5 Travis Head, 6 Mitchell Marsh, 7 Matthew Wade (wk), 8 John Hastings, 9 Adam Zampa, 10 Scott Boland, 11 Daniel Worrall
fucking lmao @ that bowling attack

>MMarsh and Hastings are the most experienced bowlers

Ireland to get up

really makes you think

Why are mods autosaging /cric/?

Is the cricket not on foxtel or am I blind?

There's a filter on bundes, the last OP was a retard and put it in his

we're getting the bundes treatment

>Australia's ODI against Ireland in South Africa has been ignored by the pay television operator Fox Sports, leaving followers in Australia without a legal means by which to watch it.

>The match, being played at Willowmoore Park in Benoni from 6pm Eastern Australian time, is being broadcast by SuperSport in South Africa, but was not purchased by Fox Sports as part of a rights package that features the five ODIs between South Africa and Australia that begin on September 30.

>It is believed that the rights to the Ireland match were offered as a standalone proposition alongside the South Africa fixtures, with Fox choosing not to add it to their investment.

Get fucked

Nah it's not they didn't buy it lmao

>""""academics"""" literally get paid to do shit like this

>It is believed that the rights to the Ireland match were offered as a standalone proposition
>their investment
cuntishness all around

fucking aids

I LITERALLY only gave Jewdoch money for his shit so I could see the cricket in HD

Fucking cunt

ring them up and complain

I might actually

cdn36.crichd.in/sky-sports-2-live-streaming if you lads need a stream

>ireland playing
>hosted in South Africa

bizarre

you'd think South Africa would put together their own team for the warmup

walkcunt on suicide watch

Where's best O'Brien?

>no Irish commentators

Fucking shit.

Tbh that looks like student work. It's very brief, doesn't have anywhere near enough sources and doesn't actually answer that many questions

Ireland were more likely to get two one-offs against Aus and SA than a series against either I'd wager they wanted this more. And it's not as if SA really lose anything by not having warm-up teams.

It's time

I have insomnia lads

baka.com.au/sport/cricket/cricketer-daniel-worrall-suspended-for-scratching-image-of-penis-and-testicles-into-pitch-20140318-hvk2e.html

reminder this disgusting human being is making his debut for Australia as we speak

no you don't

actually nope I was wrong, one of them is a "senior lecturer"

fb.com/brendon.brewer

I guess making it a proper full report takes too much university time to properly justify

t. Shane Grujic

>4am
>been in bed since 11
I get 2-4 hours of sleep a day

Stop mangling my meme

t. Brad Popadopolous

you LITERALLY do NOT understand it and you ARE making me absolutely furious

Got a rash on my dick from seeing a prozzie on the weekend lads, hope it's nothing serious

t. John Boriello

where dem lads at

I bet he was fucking furious when he got it too

Based boland on saving two runs watch

I like music lads

what's you're favourite dark third album lad?

what are we listening to right now lad

I'm giving the new Preoccupations album a spin

do you like Sonic Youth

Fear Of a Blank Planet m8

This is what i've been listening to this week

everyone likes sonic youth mate

sick devil dubs whats your fav deathgrind song

>Arctic Monkeys and Bright Eyes

KYS

Das Racist and LSD are elite though. Avalanches are okay

New Birds of Tokyo song is pretty good desu lads, a return to their earlier sound

Is this /walk/ general?

also is the new Clipping album any good?
I really liked their last one

>bright eyes
>arctic monkeys

really makes you be 12 again

I'd neck myself if I listened to Birds of Tokyo

this Not my favourite artist but they're nice

>Deathgrind (sometimes written as death-grind or death/grind) is a fusion of death metal and grindcore. The genre, along with pornogrind, is related to the goregrind subgenre. Zero Tolerance described deathgrind as "grindcore and brutal death metal colliding head on."[1] Danny Lilker described deathgrind as "combining the technicality of death metal with the intensity of grindcore."[2]

Arctic Monkeys (mainly that album) is pretty based. Bright Eyes is just for night walks and stuff.

DR is elite as fuck, probably the only good brown hip hop ever.

It's a concept/story album so it's really different from everything they're done before. Worth a try for sure, I like it a lot.

>Birds of Tokyo

Actually kill yourself.

barely listened to any music this week Tbh

does Dan Hay still lurk around these parts

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What's your favourite track on AMSP?

The only one I like now is Present Tense.

Hi guys if you want to see my taste please just follow me on facebook, twitter and instagram.

Thanks,
The Exoskeletal Junction™

Have YOU signed on for your local BBL team?

Burn the Witch m8
Tinker Taylor Rich Man Begger Thief is a close second

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>daniel's shitty facebook blog actually has 532 likes

how?

unironically yes

Dan let me know if you need help on your systems courses

I'm in EE and am the master of all things transfer functions

Fuck me Worrall is shit

Based Boland is on lads

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Big wallop worrall fucking sucks

WalkGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)

WalkGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)

WalkGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)

WalkGod is omnific. (creating all things)

WalkGod is perfection.

WalkGod is vigilant. WalkGod is holy. WalkGod is sinless. WalkGod is sanctified. WalkGod is all powerful. WalkGod is multiple. WalkGod is multi-lingual. WalkGod is multi-national. WalkGod is multi-faceted. WalkGod is triune.

WalkGod is love. WalkGod is compassionate. WalkGod is patient. WalkGod is trusting. WalkGod is honourable. WalkGod is righteous. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is generous. WalkGod is gracious. WalkGod is benevolent

WalkGod is understanding. WalkGod is fair. God is just. WalkGod is merciful. WalkGod is unceasing. WalkGod is tenacious. WalkGod is never-ending. WalkGod is healing.

WalkGod is commanding. WalkGod is long-suffering. WalkGod is tolerant. WalkGod is rational. WalkGod is forgiving. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is unconditional. WalkGod is team-teaching. WalkGod is timely. WalkGod is obedient. WalkGod is serving.

WalkGod is demanding. WalkGod is a perfectionist. WalkGod is jealous. WalkGod is hating (hating sin). WalkGod is punishing. WalkGod is judgemental. WalkGod is war-like. WalkGod is vindictive.

These are all descriptive of your WalkGod and my WalkGod, the one true WalkGod. They in our simple human ways describe WalkGod and identify Him for everyone.

The one I like the best though, is the one WalkGod Himself tells to JT as JT stands talking with WalkGod on the mountain.

WalkGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the WalkGod of /nrl/ "I AM sent you."

So many aussies ITT

Stirling's unironically good

>People who know cricket
Statsjesus
KuntyKucka
Gateloser
The Wolf of Bet365

>People who think they know cricket but are truly clueless
Daniel
Jynn

>Seething fucking casuals
Everyone else

>Ank*sh
Ank*sh

The absolute fucking state of >us

I haven't seen bowling this poor from an Australian side in my entire life

Based fucking Boland

you fucking jinxed him

New clipping is alright, though not as good as their previous, been a pretty forgettable year imo

What I've been listening to lately on my phone

all good stuff except Painting With

Animal Collective have been shit since Strawberry Jam. Deakin's solo album is the only good thing they've put out

Yeah I'm not that impressed by it, couple dece songs though

>been a pretty forgettable year
Shut the FUCK up
>Weezer s/t
>Preoccupations s/t
>Xiu Xiu Play the Music of Twin Peaks
>Skeleton Tree
>Teens of Denial
>A Moon Shaped Pool
>The Impossible Kid
>Origami

all been elite
this year has been much better than last year

>MMarsh

Absolutely dire bowling

Yeah last year was rubbish

Actually haven't got round to Weezer or preoccupations tttt though I've heard preoccupations is quite good.

Not particularly big into Radiohead, or Aesop Rock, though I quite like Rings.

just wait until the eire bowl

What one should I get?

just worried about the SA games

they demolished Ireland, >we can't even get wickets

Level 1
>wanting to sit on the second tier
dumb

they did bat first tbf, easy to crush the opposition when they have literally no chance of making 350

Is this bowling attack, dare I say it, the worst fielded by an Australian ODI team ever?

In the last 100 years, yes

12th man, fuck going to etihad

if you have to refer that to the third ump you shouldn't be umpiring international games

true
Etihad is more convenient for me living out west

Hello, is this /au/sp?

Australia is so fucking shit

Don't speak that way about my to-be-adopted country lad, I'll have to fight you

>ireland finally get to face associate-tier bowling from a full nation
>no joyce or other obrien to cash in

l m a o

y r u coming here

because he's in south africa

>associate-tier
generous

>Cricket Australia

what went wrong?

See

>Weezer

Is bowling wides a new tactic?

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go to shield games faggot and stop supporting this meme shit

A BBL membership will get you free access to all Shield matches

Thinking of getting some KFC for lunch, is Goosey around to offer some advice?

based walkGOD

Their new album is unironically elite. I had absolutely zero expectations for it since every album they've done since Pinkerton was shit, but this one is fucking great.
youtube.com/watch?v=DJMruBJfhNM

music is a meme, it is the lowest form of art

This is without a doubt the worst bowling I have ever seen from Australia

This is a good post

Porn and video games lad

Streetwise Feast

Literally a better work of "art" than 98% of movies, paintings or albums
of course goosey is the only one elite enough to know what this is
Krazykrezja you should unironically play it, it's russian and everything

I've never played it, doesn't withhold the fact that 99.99% of video games are incredibly incredibly pleb.

I'll agree with that

Goosey here

ama

Will Smith score a century?

Who can I get repeating digits like yours?

why is my back so itchy

It's also worth adding that video games have immense artistic potential but are severely limited by the view that they must be "games" rather than sincere forms of artistic expression.

this is factually incorrect

the artistic potential of video games lies in their nature of being a video game. Every time someone tries to make a """sincere form of artistic expression""" it just comes out as a shitty movie. Metal Gear Solid 2, while being laughable in terms of story and themes, is an example of how to use the video game medium effectively.

G O O S E

just got home lads

whos winning?

>this is what "people" with a ""maths"" degree do for a living

>Ireland may unironically not be bowled out

I'm absolutely seething. First they lose the soccer, now this

Seriously considering canning it. But then, I say that every 6 months or so, so probably not.

>giving a shit about wogball

p19945
But that's the thing, it still has to be treated like a game with objectives and a concrete story line and shit. Remember how people define a good video game us based significantly off how playable it is, it's why shit like Mario games are considered classics even though they have the artistic merit of a childs colouring book.

Imagine an incredibly artistic film but with better immersion, that is the potential of video games. Like that Dali Walt Disney short, but your movements and interaction with the environment would impact the environment.

>First they lose the soccer
this has annoyed me more than I expected, finding decent streams with australia's shit tier internet is hard

>it's a krazykrezja gets home from work as a civil servant and replies to every single post in the thread episode

Wew fucked that up, meant for
Obviously

>"I got to mix around with guys like Brett Lee, his brother Shane, Andrew Strauss and Shoaib Akhtar.

>"Shoaib was great. He used to turn up each week with a bucket of KFC and a woman on each arm and bowl about a million miles an hour, then go home again, or back to Cargo Bar or wherever he'd come from on the morning of the match."

Based Goosey
Thanks for joining us, lad

what's wrong with being a civil servant? if you can get over the morally bankrupt nature of the work it's a very comfy gig

>he doesnt have a government funded high speed fibre connection
Kek

Your deductive reasoning leaves alot to be desired. Literally what kind of civil servant finishes work @ 8pm everynight?

An overworked one desperately trying to learn his times tables on the side

Probably has dinner and watches a bit of TV before he starts shitposting

>public servants
>overworked
>implying they would do overtime even if they were

kek

KEK

K E K

Fucking finally

that was embarrassing

you're replying to me. I'm not in the public service but I know alot of people who are and I can't think of a single position that finishes in the evening.

the daily grind in the public service is almost uniformally 8a-6p workdays

surprised >we bowled them out at all, literally a grade cricket tier bowling line up

youtube.com/watch?v=b5AgyNSNj94

>constantly getting out to literal nobodies

the fucking state of maxwell

Yeah I figured I was replying to you, just worded it weird.

8pm honestly isn't that uncommon, dad does it from time to time, admittedly with a commute.

Recommend me a movie to watch lads

>AB de Villiers has been ruled out of the home ODI and away Test series against Australia with an elbow injury. He will undergo an operation early next week and will need six to eight weeks of recovery time.

wtf

Truman show

seen it

Dl or normieflix?

Captcha: Waugh 204

download, I'm not giving my details to the netflix jew

Nightcrawler or Gladiator

The fact that Jake Gyllenhaal didn't at least get nominated is retarded,

Seen both, also seething over that. He was fucking elite. I watched Source Code last night which he was also excellent in

Seconding nightcrawler, otherwise gravity or blair witch project

also seen those, gravity was shit though

>gravity was shit though
this

Drive, American psycho, any other Cred Forums favourites

seen both, both great

Eh, I watched it for the first time the other night, thought it was an entertaining 90mins but not spectacular

Fuck it, just watch Monty Python. Used to always watch life of brian on Christmas with dad

Girl with the dragon tattoo (Swedish one)

wake in fright my dude

Lads why does David Fincher hate happy endings? Think about it.

Gone Girl
Zodiac
Fight Club
Se7en
Benjamin Button
The Social Network

None of them end making you feel happy.

Mongol

Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown

Pick one of those lad

Happy endings suck

ended up going with Blue Ruin lads, but thanks for the recs

seems a bit memey reading the synopsis

post a review when you've finished

>Just in: AB de Villiers has been ruled out of the home ODI and away Test series against Australia with an elbow injury.
just give us the [whatever we get for winning this] now

Really want Ireland to succeed lads. They seem like good blokes

imagine being a kiwi and having to see this shit every fucking day

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Lads, Usman Car Charger is still my favourite batsman (despite voting One Nation lol), but I wsa really fucking disappointed with his Sri Lankan tour, and it just makes him look like a green track bully. Can he get his shit together against the spinners?

>despite voting One Nation lol
whats it like being a certified moron?

no

the worst thing is it's inevitable he'll play this summer and cash in on australian meme fast and bouncy decks but then fail spectacularly in india

Hello Adam Bandt

yeah mate, form is temporary but class is permanent
>voting for independents
politically illiterate retard detected. Every seat taken by an independent is choking the life out of the parliament, Literally execute the lot of them.

Kys, Andrew Bolt

>>voting for independents
I mean to say
>voting for a minor party/independents

Sorry to upset you Straffo

At least i'm not a literal cocksucker, Mr. Alan Jones

>LE U R LE GWEENS

I literally despise the Greens more than anyone, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to vote for the literal mouthbreathers in one nation. Genuinely sick of this meme where if you're not voting for the extreme right then you are on the left.

Usman is such a fucking classy batsman. Easily the best looking guy at the crease in the world.

Except you are Adam. Hows the plebiscite going?

Sam Dastyari here, ama

Are you literally so senile you can't name more than one Australian leftist?

I wouldn't expect any less of a discredited hack like you, Keith Windschuttle

>voting One Nation
kys

if you don't like excessive migration just vote liberal like every other sane person.

??????????????????????

It's because he literally doesn't know anything about Australian politics beyond PAULINE=GOOD GREENS=BAD like every other one nation voter.

"""People""" like him are the reason why Parliament has been so fucked since Howard lost

You are literally Seething Sarah. Why are you so upset?

Except having ON in the senate forces the immigration platform righ, and counter balances the increasing influence of the Greens (although thankfully their election results this time round were less than desirable).

can't believe this cunt only had to resign his shadow ministry, should have been kicked out of the senate

I can guarantee you I know more about politics, both in Australia and the US, as well as Global Foreign Policy than both you and him.

having a liberal in the senate does the exact same shit and also means that they aren't going to go DUR I DUNNO when faced with any other bill.

oh no a whole 12,000 refugees across the entire country, Australia is literally being overrun!

If you're stupid enough to vote for a minor party then I really doubt that

Get fucked, you LITERALLY just exposed yourself as politically clueless as the people you are chastising.

Howard was one of, if not THE worst Prime Minister this country has ever seen. He squandered the mining boom. He created the mega welfare state. He turned Western Sydney into a multicultural dolebludging shithole. He is the manifestation of everything so called conservatives claim to hate about the Labor party.

2004-07 was the pinnacle of "parliament being fucked". All the parliaments since then have been far more balanced. The worst thing that has happened since was the carbon tax, but that was repealed pretty quickly. This country is still reeling in sovereign debt because of Howard and probably will for our entire lifetimes.

Except a Liberal will always follow the party line, meaning that even if he disagrees with a particular policy than he will have to vote accordingly. Crossing the Floor occurs extremely rarely, and obviously a Right Wing Liberal MP is unlikely to find support in the opposition.

>Le only two voices in parliament to represent the Australian people

reminder that niall obrien is objectively a better batsman than kane williamson because kane williamson never played sydney grade cricket

Jesus Christ lads it was literally just a throw away line, then some autist tried to turn this thread into yet another political thread. No thanks

You are LITERALLY retarded if you think I was referring to Howard's ability as a Prime Minister and not the composition of the senate since 2006

Fucking kill yourself mouthbreather

>wants to bomb Syria
>doesnt want to suffer the consequences

Ameribabbies pls

And the liberal party follow a fairly conservative migration policy, so it doesn't matter

Voting along party lines is LITERALLY the cornerstone of the democratic system. There is nothing worse than a member of parliament voting on the basis of "muh gut feeling" when 99% of the people who voted for them did so because of party lines and not their personal opinions.

Also if you were talking about a party like the Greens or the NXT then I would maybe agree with you, yet I KNEW that the Liberals would get in Government, and I knew that ON agree with the liberal party on most policies except holding immigration (and interestingly holding slightly lefter views on other things like voluntary Euthanasia).

based goosey

he's a top lad desu

Why is multiculturalism a bad thing when it gave you so many Sri Lankans to rape, krazykosby?

except one of the major problems faced by both governments is that the senate is filled with meme parties (One Nation included) that make it incredibly difficult to pass any kind of legislation, so what YOU are doing is fucking up the ability of the liberal government to pass laws that are in line with YOUR own views.
>supporting euthanasia
kys

I agree that their policy on immigration is better than most countries, but there is always room for improvement. Also keep in mind it was only recently that the government grew some balls on denied China access to the NSW power grid. ON have been cautious about foreign ownership.

That's EXACTLY what I was referring to

The senate composition circa 2004-07 was FAR more damaging than anything since. And the reason that senate was so fucking damaging was because it allowed Howard to do whatever the fuck he wanted. These two things are directly synonymous.

Sure there has been some meme bullshit since like 'Motoring Enthusiasts Party'. But one of the things that makes the Australian political system so effective is that the Senate acts as a check on the government. It routinely stops some mouthbreather like Tony Abbott passing ridiculous policies like 100k degrees which he would be free to do with say the UK political system.

>Voting along party lines is LITERALLY the cornerstone of the democratic system.
And the Senate is the closest thing Australia has to European style representational democracy. What are you even complaining about?

Australia shouldn't be anywhere near that shithole. Even putting the morality arguement aside, they literally have no plausible strategic goal. It's a fools operation.

>not supporting euthanasia

wanna know how i know you're an under 20 y/o sheltered babby who's never had to witness dying relatives?

>devaluing life
kys

Don't blame the voters mate, blame the system. There is a clear anti-establishment backlash that has spread across the Western World (Brexit, Trump, AFD in Germany etc). The prevalence of minor parties shows that Australians are dissatisfied with the two major parties. If it makes you happy, I voted Liberals 2.

wrong, euthanasia is about valuing the dignity of life.

It doesn't matter what you think about Howard's policy and its effectiveness, that was what the Australian population voted for and that is what they got. That's LITERALLY how a representative democracy has and should work.
>100k degrees
already exist and there is NOTHING wrong with them since you AREN'T paying for them upfront. There is literally nothing wrong with deregulated governments.

and it has the opposite effect in application

>already exist
err yeah, if you do three maybe

Can we please talk about the cricket :(

I literally paid 100k for my degree and I have the invoices to prove it

I also have almost paid it off entirely by myself because I'm not a fucking retard that wants the government to pay for my gender studies degree.

you have absolutely no right to tell other competent grown adults what they can and cannot do with their own bodies

and if you think you do, YOU should be lobotomised

Unless you are a foreign national or you have a Doctors in Medicine, I've got bad news for you buddy.

Some institution has taken you for a ride.

I LITERALLY can and I LITERALLY will

Euthanasia is appropriate in very very specific circumstances and it is already legal in those areas.

>>Euthanasia is appropriate in very very specific circumstances
such as?

I didn't go to a public university

why not?

because the one I wanted to go to was private?

yes im saying why would you want to do that

the public unis (assuming you live in a relevant part of the country like syd/melb) are better in nearly all disciplines and cheaper. The only people I know who went to private unis are those who couldnt get into the public unis or did some shit like cooking

Fuck this political shit lads, lets get back on topic.

I dunno why other teams struggle against Australian batsman when they have such clear weaknesses.

Warner and Khawaja: Right hand off spin outside the line, occasional one that doesn't spin coming into the stumps. Also if you deny the ability of Warner to free his arms then he will quickly get impatient. Regularly he would get out trying to cross bat a delivery on the top of off, thus getting a top edge for an easy catch for the inner fieldsmen. He seems to have improved on this though, he was getting out to it literally every time in England 2015.

Finch: Retarded at the start of the innings, likes to feel the ball on the bat. Right Arm over just outside the line, get him poking at it, then trap him on the crease. Uses little footwork. Also retarded against spin, uses sweep alot though an unnatural looking shot.

Smith: Will most of the time look to flick it to the on side. Bowl at a fifth stump line with outswing to get him driving. Likes to use his feet against spin, so drop the occasional one short.

Maxwell. Yorkers and Bouncers. Sometimes uncomfortable against the short ball. Will reverse hit alot, so a good yorker will bowl him, though you must get it right because a half volley or full toss will likely go for 6.

Bailey: Dunno desu lol

M Marsh: Retarded against spin, no foot work. Likes the ball onto the bat and playing horizontal shots. Starts slow in his innings and is very vulnerable.

Faulkner: Seeing as he nearly always comes at the end of the innings, he is looking to make crucial last runs. Is a leg side slogger, just keep pegging away at the corridor of uncertainty and wait for him to make a retarded shot.

Wade: Doesn't like spin and gets flustered easily. Right arm off spin outside off, build pressure and watch him get out.

This is an ELITE truth bomb

because it was the best in the field I studied and I had a scholarship there
I know you like to think you know everything about every possible topic, but you don't m8

Really good post but
>Bowl at a fifth stump line with outswing to get him driving.
this doesnt work on him in pyjama. White ball doesnt swing enough/for long enough.

But yeah you're spot on about him being vulnerable to spinner dropping half trackers. he gets stumped quite a bit.

>I paid 100k
>I had a scholarship

yes, not every scholarship reduces the cost of your degree

this is goosey

True, maybe a fifth stump line is still ideal for him though, Keep him in two mines whether to drive or to shuffle and flick.

good on him then, it was a decent post

thanks for contributing to the thread with this pointless fucking comment

I wish lad, the only poosonality I have is on /afl/

what the fuck was that

yw

well taken Tbh

>I know you like to think you know everything about every possible topic, but you don't m8
my mum says this to me all the time

B-brother?

Wow servers are back up lads

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THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY

NICE '''WOMEN''' KEKSTRAYA

saved to my english banter folder

That's a bit on the nose

>AYE TINK WE'LL AV A LOOK

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what was the subtext underlying this action

Goodnight /cric/
Expecting to see a victorious Pakistan when I wake up

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>Patil, a former international cricketer, recently disclosed that the selection panel would have dropped Sachin Tendulkar before he eventually quit international cricket and that it had also considered removing MS Dhoni from ODI captaincy ahead of the 2015 World Cup.

>"Let me make it very clear. Sandeep, being a former chairman, should not have made these comments. When he was the chairman, he replied differently to the same questions. But after that [his tenure], it was different. It was totally unethical of him to do that," Thakur told PTI.

lmao

Dhoni should be droppe right now Tbh. What was the last innings of note that he played? Waste of fucking space if you ask me lads

Thoughts on Daniel's new masterpiece?

youtube.com/watch?v=dSi5A75-e2g

You said it yourself mate, it's a masterpiece

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very nice

what the fuck did i just watch

isn't this a good thing? I'd rather know the selection panel were at least considering these things than letting the players run roughshod all over them

this is objectively the worst thing I've ever seen

whipping up some elite memes out of that video lads

>fight club isn't a happy ending
full pleb

Literally forgot we were playing today, too busy watching Trump get triggered.

Let's continue our discussion about the relation between manlet status and success in cricket. It's surely no coincidence that Watshit is 6'.

what is the world's obsession with the us presidency? i don't get it

with all the americans on the internet it's impossible not to notice what goes on

I haven't really followed previous US elections but this one has been so entertaining, especially the Republican primaries with Trump being the most unconventional political candidate I can recall that has a legit shot.

If Trump gets in and immediately starts WW3 because a European politician called him insane, we're going to have to back his stupid arse up with boots on the ground.

kek, Australia will literally ditch America at that point

finishing up the editing lads, expect a release soon

wouldn't be so sure about that

perfect way to spend my evening Tbh

*dabs*

kek not bad

So then Trump declares war on us for deserting him.

Clinton is pretty shit, but I'd rather her than Cheeto Benito.

Tbh

I'm glad I'm not American because both are objectively awful

This election is like getting to choose an STD

I kind of want Trump to win, not that I'd admit it to anyone irl. I have this morbid sense of curiosity to see what would happen. Clinton would just be more of the same, with probably a bit more corruption.

I literally feel the same

ayy lmao

Same
Plus the butthurt would be hilarious

the verdict is in lads, blue ruin is elite and I highly recommend it

it's also fucking miserable and will ruin your day

Saw Colly again last night lads

lads i appreciate your company

me too

breddy good

why did 'king hit' seemingly get completely redefined in the media as 'coward punch' ? Never seen anything like this before

It would sort of be like if the entire media decided to stop calling IS as ISIS/ISIL/Daesh, and instead started calling them 'big bad meanies'

RIP

F

To try to make it seem like a pathetic thing to do instead of manly and elite. They literally said they were doing that when the change happened

Forever in >our hearts

I can't believe David Hookes is actually gone, it just doesn't seem real.

Quality

Is there anything worse than film students trying to be deep?

im kind of glad I never had to watch Max Walker. That skip triggers the fuck out of my autism

>oooooòoooh i am the ghost of max walker give me my sticky

Seriously though lads, chappeli and lawry dont have much time left in them

Based Reality Check

Is walking up behind someone and shooting them in the back of the head considered a coward shot?

Lawry will hit me the hardest Tbh since that will be the end of the big 3 commentators

>big 3
Nah m8, tubbs has plenty of life in him

Good post

>big 3
>not big 4

no one gives a shit about Ian Chappell

>ywn be alive for WSC
>ywn experience the Super Tests
why fucking live

Cricket will literally never be better

>LEE FUGG LE JAPELLI XDDDD :D ;D XDDDDDDDDDDDD AMI INFORMED NOW?

Kys

kYS

Kys

Kys

Kys

saw daniel today lads

Kys

Just killed myself lads

Kys

Fat humo gay

wow cyber bullying has to stop people

Is Max Walker related to Max Glennwell?

Based threadcunt. Seen any faces today lad?

You now remember Daniel saying that it was his immense strength of will that saved him from emotional damage from /cric/

>Zampa
>25 ODI wickets at an average of 22 in 13 matches

Gary on suicide watch

Don't think anyone wants his test form ruined by pyjama bowling Tbh

whats for dinner lads

fuck me swinging that's an abomination

Throw on a handful of nutri grain and then we're talking

wut

I think you mean to open that with "was" lad

Fat hump gay

the colonel stacker is 'here to stay' lads

Best news of the week lad

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How will >our guys do today?

Pete Handscomb here, ama

Been looking at the data lads

What does the data say about these digits?

dunno mate, I'm just looking at it at this point

You're an embarrassment to this community.
My digits tell the real story

stop fucking around with keeping, peter

5

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Playing in the BBL again this season mate?

yeah mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

How big's KP's dick?

Ask big Johnny Hastings! Ahaha

Neeshit Inc

which wbbl girls have you fugged?

I respect their skill as cricketers too much for that mate

>the entire fucking state of south australia has lost power

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Bangladesh on suicide watch

>I am not just a big hitter, I am a big eater too - Shahzad

b a s e d

and literally nothing of value was lost

>Afridi has literally lost his PCB contract

kek

he's LITERALLY never going to play again

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youtube.com/watch?v=maGIAkiepR8

Comfy stream

I'm going to figure out how to attract women. My buddy has begun going out with a 10 mainly because 2 months ago he joined an internet site named Master Attraction (Google it if you desire to know more.) I'm envious because I would like to fall madly in love as well. How come it's so difficult? I'm gonna have a look at this Jake Ayres guy's material to check out if it will help someone like me. Funny thing is, my friend previously had Zero joy with girls. How do you change that rapidly?

Just bee your self

Reminder that "renewable" ""energy"" is a big fat fucking joke

Reminder that nuclear is the only sensible option

literally this

there isn't a single country in the world better suited to nuclear energy than Australia. It's fucking ridiculous that we STILL don't have it yet

Nuclear power is great but don't discount renewables lad, we get most of our power from hydroelectric

you just know

This, hydro has been great for Vic and Tas

I believe in Mosaddek Hossain

Fat girls constantly approach me lads

P disgusted desu

I once got groped by a hamplanet at Death Grips' set at the Big Day Out in 2012
horrible memory that ruined the band for me Tbh, can't even listen to them anymore without being reminded of it

Bangladesh are unironically okay in pyjama now

>struggling against Afghanistan
Kys

Afghanistan are unironically okay too

based Mosaddek is hitting them around the park lad

you have a seriously warped perception of what 'okay' means in the context of international cricket

lmao

Not really, only one bloke batted well and he was a literal >who?

anyone better than Ireland qualifies as "okay"

So then, according to you, every single team that will qualify for the next World Cup is 'okay' or better

Nice "scale" you have there

Ausbro's, objectively speaking, which city is better: Melbourne or Sydney

ty

Melbourne. Sydney looks nicer but is worse to live in. Both objectively fantastic cities though.

1. GOAT
2-3 Great
4-5 Good
6-8 Okay
9-12 BAD

It really depends where in Sydney you are talking about

Anything in the East or North of Sydney shits all over anything in Melbourne

Western Sydney.... you may aswell stay in South Africa

Truthbomb: the lower north shore of Sydney is objectively the best area to live in on the planet

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'no'
Melbourne is a better city overall and this is an objective, unbiased truthbomb from a tasmanian who has lived in both cities. YOU unironically think fucking Canberra is nice and your opinion carries no weight whatsoever.

Would fug Maria Nur

I'm not talking about the Sydney or Melbourne cities you moron

>nironically think fucking Canberra is nice
It is for certain people. I happen to like quite, organised and expansive suburbia and I like it for those reasons. But clearly there are many people who do not and I'd never unironically say Canberra is one of the best places in the world.

But in terms of the complete package: demographics, aesthetics, living standards, facilities, opportunities, safety, weather etc, the lower north shore is easily the best place I have ever lived, and I am certainly far more travelled than you are.

>from a tasmanian
opinion discarded

Being upper middle class in Auckland is pretty GOAT lad

WE BACK ON LADS

>not taking the condition of the pitch into account
kys

based sir Salauddin

Hi

You nervous lad?
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG SOUVLAKI

>It's another Afghanistan give up a sure thing by playing retarded shots episode

Just stopping by to casually inform all of you that this year's AFL Grand Final will be won by the Sydney Swans.

pretty sure you tipped GWS

But who will win the cricket?

thoughts on the obviously manufactured Bulldogs """success"""

GWS game was clearly fixed to set up the narrative of muh grassroots club vs muh marketing team.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the AFL rig it next year so that it's GWS vs Bulldogs Grand Final.

Afghans gonna collapse again

Hmmm I don't think so lad

Anything to keep the dons at the bottom of the ladder, hey? I'm still literally shaking with rage over Hird being assassinated and the talk of Watson losing his Brownlow.

20 years or so of being a test playing nation and what do the bangladeshis have to show for it? fuck all imo

Overslept for a class again lads

telling your parents you're dropping out will be a hard conversation

"18"

surely afghan can't lose this

More than Zimzam at least

13 off 18 with 3 wickets in hand. Bangla got this.

famous last words

Zimbabwe were New Zealand tier for a while tbf

Where's this Mustafizur bloke

11 off 12 needed now. Pressure building.

Bangladesh could have had another 12 in hand if they didn't give away that last wicket

wew

"28"

>losing the game with a wide

what a way to end it

right, off to bed lads

>Banglacunt never returns

>african cricket will die in your lifetime

I unironically leave /cric/ for a few days if Australia lose Tbh

>Bangla got this
nice proxy
injured
>Malaysia will never be a test nation
>Namibia

and finally execute Mushfiq!

do you think bangladesh cricket will ever gets its shit together to a reasonable level?

Yes it will.
There are decent players coming through the circuit now more than ever. One of the main things holding the team back is the cucked administration( this was the team's first ODI series in 11 fucking months). The talent and passion will always be there.

You may laugh at me for saying this but I unironically believe this team can banglawash the England side in the upcoming series if they can get their batting in order.

Just dropped a dolly at third man lads

sun was in your eyes m8

This just happened lads, pretty big news for >us

>baka.com.au/world/pepe-the-frog-listed-as-a-hate-symbol-by-the-antidefamation-league-20160928-grqutu.html

kek

KEK

Cricket is straight

I've watched daniel's "film" for the fourth time now still have absolutely no fucking clue what he's attempting to imply by any of this

Is the Slovakian u15 cricket team better than the Slovenian u15 cricket team?

Being on the ICC website or?

>"Four months in India takes a lot out of you and it was straight from there to West Indies,” de Kock said of South Africa's recent schedule. "That's five months out of the country and constant cricket. It's tough. "That's why I think some of the Aussies are blaming their fingers to go home early."
yeah, the guy who played a total of three (3) games is too tired

Kys le cock

Getting genuinely disturbed at these trannies on the twitter lads

Yeah lad, the prime minister just acknowledged that

Double sided full page ad for the South African test on the back of today'a newspaper lads. Probably the first ad I've seen for cricket in a good decade at the very least.

really? So Malaysian cricket is actually a thing and not just a meme you've been pushing?

jawbreaker are so fucking elite lads
Bivouac is a masterpiece and Unfun is a solid 7.5/10

I was joking about the Prime Minister thing but cricket in Malaysia certainly isn't a meme. It's constantly expanding and will definitely become a big sport soon

>american
>reading the s m h

Domestic cricket starts up again next week lads

Might go to one of the pyjama games

youtube.com/watch?v=tYphrWZBy-o

Is Kohli a fucking moron? Kumble has now admitted that he has absolutely no problem with Pujara's strike rate (rightfully) which means is it is Kohli and ONLY Kohli who is shitting all over him and saying he needs to quicken up

Is he just seethingly jealous that Pujara is a better test batsman than him

The entire """debate""" is fucking stupid anyway. If your strike rate is above 40 then no one should give a shit. Even if its 30-40 it isn't a problem so long as you fit the team dynamic. He's no Trevor fucking Bailey

>strike rate in tests
unless you need quick runs to set a total who fucking cares

I know it's a cliche but T20 really has ruined how some people including players view test cricket

it depends on the other player at the crease tbqhwyrn
cowan having a shit strike rate ended up working against warner, while rogers was a much better fit since he didn't completely dry up scoring for an over
its also important to be able to rotate the strike in the subcontinent, but pujara isn't nearly slow enough to make that a problem

Wish I could

Feel bad for all the saffers that bought tickets to the ODI lads, apparently joburg is sold out. They're expecting another GOAT series and instead are going to get Scott fucking Boland

reminder

Kek, wood is kill too

Finn lives another day

Trent Copeland here, ama

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Jesus H Christ what are they doing

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you're aware you are being baited the fuck out?

it's not me in this instance, but half the time someone is wog roleplaying* in au/sp/ its me. And just like me, I assume this guy is doing it mostly ironically because you can GUARANTEE dozens of (you)'s from insecure bogans when The World Game™ is mentioned, just as is happening in that thread.

*partial roleplaying - i am from a european family and i do like soccer (far prefer cricket tho). I also despise the existence of Cuckby Plebgue so I'd be more than happy for soccer to succeed in this country at its expense

kys krazyfucker

>Stokes and Ali are (probably) two of Englands four top paid players
its honestly laughable. They are both nothing beyond average at any discipline in any format

we are all in here

For straffo

england need stokes because they are a mediocre side and on his day he is a match winner

if they had a good side they could fuck him off until he developed some consistency

they literally can tell him to fuck off
Woakes is a better allrounder and they bat down to 9. The top order is their problem

Lads /afl/ is unearthing some MWNN gold

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If they are 'mediocre', its because their team is stacked with bullshit bits and pieces players like Stokes and Ali

as said, Woakes is the only alrounder they have worth shit. Why? Because he actually gets into the team on his bowling alone. His batting is a bonus. Stokes and Ali wouldnt get into any team based on either their batting or bowling. Stokes has literally one good game a year (two of his three good performances havent even resulted in victories) and is otherwise mediocre. That isnt enough to justify selection

WTF why have some of the Matador matches been moved from GOATney?

Perth is literally a deserted shithole in the midst of a crippling recession.

North Sydney Oval and Drummoyne are comfy as fuck for this meme

>can't reach post limit after 2 days
Nice dead "sport" you have here

if you just fucking watched it then it wouldn't be so dead would it?

maybe they want to get more than a dozen people through the gate

to be fair a dozen North Sydney residents would likely have a greater combined value than the entire "state" of Western Australia

>m-muh north sydney so goat

literally kill yourself you autistic fuck

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autism

I just read two articles. The first about a fly in Kosciuszko national park that has adapted to walk with its penis. The second about a quoll in the NT that dies due to sex.

Really makes me wonder where my life went so wrong.

mate it's painfully fucking obvious every time you do it, and you are NOT behind anything close to half of it

I've been running heroics with goosey

India and Pakistan are literally about to go to war lads, cricket is cancelled

reminder that Kashmir is rightful Chinese clay

are we talking real or fake (communist) china

fucking indians always ruining cricket

>two nuclear powers
>going to war with each other
yeah, okay

>Two Pakistani soldiers were killed after clashes with Indian troops in the disputed region of Kashmir, Pakistan's military said.

>The Indian army said it had conducted "surgical attacks" across the de-facto border between the two countries to foil a "terrorist attack," according to India's Director General of Military Operations.
>But Pakistan insisted that no incursion had taken place into the territory it controls, saying there had only been an exchange of fire. It promised a "forceful response".

It's LITERALLY happening

I wonder what happened to that kashmiri curry that used to post here. I want to hear some stories about the oppressive rule of india

Kashmir should be independent just so >we can get another test cricket playing nation

>american

stuff like that has pretty much happened for decades every couple of years

screencapping this so I can mock you tomorrow when world war three breaks out

>WORMstralia will never be nuked in a war since they're the most irrelevant nation on earth
feels bad man

k

He only posts in Cred Forums these days

They're pretty shit tbẖ

just texted a girl "dik?" lads, I'll get back to you on it tomorrow

i don't get it

I'm offering her my phallus lad

why?

think she might like it

i doubt it

500 for /nrl/

500 for /bundes/

now we're getting saged you fuck

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