1. Your country

1. Your country
2. What do you call "parking the bus" in your language?
3. Do you apply it to sports other than divegrass as well?

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Sports where "parking the bus" is legitimately a good tactic are bad sports famalam

which is only soccer because it's the only sport that can end in a fucking tie a good amount of the time

Basketball you have offense and defense in 24 - 30 seconds. You have to shoot

Football, your offense will have to produce. Parking the bus on defense means cover 4, and cover 4 is garbage

Baseball doesnt apply

Hockey sort of does, but its incredibly fast paced, shutouts are hard to come by

1 Flag
2 Parking the bus or "arratonarse" (do like a mouse, like a coward)
3 Not that I can think of

In ice hockey it's called a collapse defence where all the players on one team crowd around their net so no shots can get through to the goalie and goal.

england
parking the bus
sometimes

1. yes
2. soccer is gay lol
3. yeah, it's called flooding

WhiteZil
Retranca
Yes

Bunkering

>Bunkering
>Israel

I see what you did there.

I don't get it.

That's literally just what we call. To bunker up.

2. "Aвтoбyc" (the bus itself), "Cтaвить aвтoбyc" or "пapкoвaть aвтoбyc" (parking the bus)
3. Never heard of it, since basketball or volleyball require to do shit in offense. Hockey - may be, but i hardly remember any 0-0 results, but i'm not a fan of hockey, desu.

I quit watching divegrass 3 years ago, just got tired of watching a bunch of metrosexuals with fancy haircuts simulating the season-ending injuries after literally any contact. Started watching american football and baseball and i'm fully ok with that.

Tight, nail biting games where one team parks the bus against superior opposition and it's like the Alamo for 90 minutes are the best though

>sports are fun when nobody does offense the whole game

Lmao it's literally the opposite of what you just said.

One team will be on the attack for 90 minutes and the other will only launch fast counter attacks with long balls.

One team bus parking unironically produces the most attacking football.

"Baisser le rideau", literally shutting down the iron curtain (the one for shops)

yours
SBS
our politics. (muh divine rights not to get sued)

Are porn sites banned ins ingapore?

yes

;_;

Flag
"Tutup kedai", literally close shop
Maybe

Really? I remember having PornHub running on my hotel's TV screen last month while banging one of your overpriced outcall girls.

In rugby, we call it "being from the Northern Hemisphere"

Netherlands
"afbraakvoetbal"
no idea

Germany
Mauern
"Jawohl Günther, lass mal die Berliner einmauern. Aber diesmal außen rum."

1. flag
2. bunker
3. yes

It actually used to happen in apesketball not even 10 years ago.

The Spurs and Pistons were pros at slowing and grinding games down.

Flag
Catenaccio
not unless you are talking about actual chains

1. Pooland
2. To do the bus/Obrona Częstochowy (from the time in 17th century when swedish proddies could not take a monastery defended by a bunch of monks: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Jasna_Góra)
3. Not really, but Poles are masters at it (remember Wembley 1973) and generally grinding out wins in terrible fashion

1. Germany
2. Bunkern
3. yeppers

1. Netherlands
2. "Masturbating in the afternoon"
3. Yes, field hockey

1. Mapleland
2. Stuffing the goose
3. Hockey term

>"Masturbating in the afternoon"
>field hockey

is this a reference to Ellen Hoog
because I masturbate to Ellen Hoog

You could also call it "Hinten dicht und vorne hilft der liebe Gott"

1. flag
2. fotbalul e pentru poponari
3. only politics

Where do you live?

Where I live we call that "bétonner" which for you guys literally translate to "putting down concrete".

Handegg can be just as defensive based as football, don't you remember last years superbowl?

Yes it's more likely that there are still points scored, but almost every team sport can be defensive based and therefore relatively boring to other games.

1. Flag
2. Parkir Bus
3. Not really

>Alamo reference

Texas native here, i agree with this post. It's fun watching a superior team assault the goal, and it's nail biting if your the team that's trying to hold for the win, with shot after shot coming towards goal.

Now when both teams park the bus like the Euro cup this year, then its shit tier.

flag
At parkere bussen
Not really, but you probably could

1. Ger
2. Beton anrühren (mixing concrete)
3. It's not common in other sports

1. England
2. Parking the bus
3. Occasionally


>because I masturbate to Ellen Hoog

Thanks now I do too

1. Hueland
2. Retranca
Argieshit
Week football
3.
Yep, seen Denver win last year thanks to this shit, but here in Brazil bus parking suffers extreme critics, and everybody hates it, because it's a Argie-Italian type of game. I think Argentina, Uruguai, and Italy should be banned from football because of there nasty type of football, and ugly tactics. Like 5-3-2, or 3-5-2.

1. Flag
2. A băga autobaza în poartă (aprox. "getting the bus depot in goal")

>Getting the bus depot in goal
What the fuck is wrong with your language

If I'm not mistaken, the expression was a blooper of a coach, and it went viral.

1. Flag
2. Colgarse del travesaño
3. Yes, but it doesn't make any sense

2. Estacionar o Boeing
3. All sports besides football and tennis are shit

wasn't really a blooper, but yeah.

1.Shart in Mart
2."Faggots who don't know how to play the sport". Sometimes if a team is really held back I sometimes say that they are "Parking the Tram"
3. Not really.

>watching american football and baseball
>i'm fully ok with that.

Handegg is fine, but how can you be OK with boreball?

You can call that nail biting, I just call it being a little bitch. Watching those games are annoying because a team that deserves to win ends up losing because the entire stadium was in the box. It's a stupid tactic and one day it will die and I will be happy.

This semen slurping sport definitely isn't for you.

1. Northern Yugoslavia AKA Slovakia
2. Bunker
3. Of course - any team sport really

>Ellen Hoog
thanks now I do too

catenaccio
parcheggiare il torpedone

1. Canada
2. Parkin' That Fuckin bus eh?
3. Yeah its when ya tell the hosers to take off in hockey

>deserving to win
>conceding more goals than the opponent
Pick 1 and only 1

that image. unexpected kek

1. Flag
2. I have never used this expression before.
3. No

Shit thread

America

Turtling

retranca
applies to any sport, game or military strategy that is overly defensive

settle down Hope Solo

> tfw Cred Forums is better at gathering cultures than Cred Forums

good good

Reminds me when Messi had his autismo outbreak against City.