Mfw i'm the strongest guy on Cred Forums

193cm
98kg
9% body fat
North Italian Master Race
8"x8" cock
10/10 face
11/10 gf

Squat: 180kg
DL: 245kg
Bench: 150kg

Wtf, you look like a low test babby

Post feet

>there are still people on Cred Forums who think they're more autistic than me

im going to type hahas until I hit the letter limit, but I'm going to throw in a few recent news references every now and then, so you know I'm typing this as I go and it's not copypasta from somewhere. sure, it could be copypasta that I edit a few things into, but that would be a bigger cop out than hillary's retarded"DUDE HE'S DONALD TRUMP LMAO" stance in the debates a few hours ago. it still blows my mind that morons like you think you can out-autist the autist king. do you know what they call me on /r9k/? I am The King in the Spectrum, Autist Azai, the Autist Who Was Promised. I've been embarrassing myself in front of girls since you were in grade school, you fucking pretender. I'm Kanye West without the fame, and I am Lionel Messi without the Pizza and Sprite. My throne is my broken computer chair, and I have been sowing away in the Cred Forums meme fields for years longer than you've ever been here. Don't you EVER fucking think you are the most autistic person on Cred Forums, because I have been here since 2008 and I will be here long after you get over your "lol so awkward" stage. I blew it with the girl I love in 2013, I dated a fembot, I've been doxed several times, and I still do not know what the fuck they mean when they say "lel". It really pisses me RIGHT the fuck off when ass shits like you think you can come along and call yourself autistic when you've never spent a single DAY in my hellscape of a life. I've been here for pomplamoose. The Mars Landing. Bejing. London. Rio. Craigmas. Rivers vs Cutler. Tensnake. Mr. Metaphor. Ice. CGLL. You think you're autistic. I was born in the autism, molded by it. I am autism incarnate. I have been shitposting since long before you were born and I will be shitposting long after you die. My pain is eternal and yours is brief. I have become my own pain. I will never feel love. I will never have a girlfriend. I will never be happy. Now FUCK off.

>mfw jello hatters

Let's see dem quads

>dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin
>N-NORTH italian masterrace
lmaoing at your genes

>98kg
>Squat: 180kg
>DL: 245kg
>Bench: 150kg
I'm American, I do that weight just getting up in the morning, you faggot.

>Midget

Why're you posting in kg, breh

>tfw most asian guy on spee

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Show toes

Nice, too bad you're a manlet though

there are several fnnish and canadian Cred Forumsartans.

To speak their inferior tongue

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>Samurai Champloo collection

Good man

Noice

Way to ruin the thread, fag.

GYNO
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lol

Disgusting.

I also love Dragonball Z and Studio Ghibli.

>8"x8" cock

You have a flat square for a cock

What was posted?

You don't want to know.

Alright, let's see some pics of this "gf"

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pls

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It was a naked man with his cock out. Happy?

very

>mfw I am actually a curry nig feeding off that sweet centrelink money

It's me in the pic btw.

> mfw when ive banged the most traps on spee

eww, uncut

It's cut.

>cut
>good

Smegma is disgusting.

so is getting a part of your penis cut of

also smega only happens when you don't wash yourself for like 5 days or so

I got mine cut as an adult, so you can't lie to me about smegma.

You can get it after a few hours if you work in a physical job, or if it's hot as fuck.

Your dick looks and works better cut, especially if you get it done as an adult, so it doesn't constrict the growth of your penis.

>I got mine cut as an adult

Objectively the Patrician's choice.

Oh shit RKO outta nowhere

t. Chris Gamburyan

Who?

>mfw i'm the sluttiest poster on Cred Forums

>everyone falling for the Dutch City bandwagoner pic

>mfw best cocksucker on sp

I can would heem anyone in this thread. Man or woman My fists do not discriminate.

Now line up. I'm going to put you all into a coma.

*squash*

l-lewd

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>tfw I'm the weakest

constant headaches, stomachaches, random sharp pains in my chest and other areas, ass bleeds sometimes, neck is always sore
I get completely exhausted after a minute of running, my vision is crap

might be dying senpaitachi
everyone is I guess

that is actually based, handsome, intelligent, muscular roosterGOD

You inspire me, user.

just wash your dick, stinky

I could literally beat all of you up

speak for yourself, it's easy when you have a micropenis such as yourself.

One punch man was plagiarized from my life story.

Don't fuck with me.

good luck faggot, not when i have my M1911

>bench 150kg

not with those arms little guy

>mfw best dancer on Cred Forums bar NONE

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

BENCH IS A CHEST EXERCISE, NOT AN ARM EXERCISE

FUCKING AMERIFATS GOD DAMN

They use your arms too retard

If you benched that much your arms would be bigger unless you're using some wimpy powerlifting form

Isley Isley Isley, when will you learn man?

>They use your arms too retard
kek

do you lift the bar with your tits?

>mfw i'm the biggest attention whore on Cred Forums

>he thinks a squat is an arm exercise just because you use your arms to hold the bar
Literally lmaoing right now

hey dumbass, i asked what you use to LIFT the bar during bench presses. no one was talking about what you use to HOLD a bar during squats.

Based pooster

/fit/ pls go

>he doesn't use his CHEST for a CHEST exercise
>he's in full damage control mode over his incorrect form

>tfw the weakest guy on Cred Forums

lol, ok

>Tfw the saddest guy on Cred Forums

I think that would make it more difficult actually.

Who is this handsome and intelligent AusGOD?

>tfw the most pathetic person on Cred Forums

Based Sean