AUGURI CAPITANO

>hattricks against Osasuna, Pampeluna and fucking Las Palmas
>fucking 2 best players in the world

>Las Palmas
>Implying that they wont win the league

The most overrated AMF/FW of 21st century, the definite meme and reddit player, captain of the definite meme and reddit club. It's like the fucking stars alligned like never before.

> le "one scudetto" man
> le "fantasista" man
> le "better than Alex" man
> le "technique" man
> le "loylety" man

people say this as if it was easy. Okay, if it's so easy, why don't most players score hattricks against those clubs?

The lack of respect itt is disgusting

>le one club man who will get exposed if he played elsewhere

> le "Roman Imperator" meme

>le gladiator man

>le kick the shit out of Balotelli man

> le "Bimbo d'Oro" guy

tyb gabidano :DDDD

ITT: Superior sportsmen

What a fucking idiot. I salute him for blasting that greasy nigger, but it was not time nor place for that. What the fuck was he even doing so deep in defense, it wasn't even that dangerous.

Poor white boy is mad because he can't even compete with Balotelli

>Le I'm too shit to play out of my mediocre team man

Nothing but respect for this.

>Daily reminder if you think that outfield players can't hack it over the age of 34 then your either an underage FM/Fifa babby, or you're just plain thick

According to Cred Forums every player that plays well beyond 30-32 is a meme player (except messi of course, who will become the greatest cm in history the exact moment he turns 30)

the match was over. he was only that deep to kick the shit out of him.

What actually caused this? Balo doesn't seem to be doing anything that outrageous there, was he chatting shit all game or was it something off the pitch that made Totti want to kill him?

as he always does since his professional career started, Balotelli fainted to the ground all match long every time he received the slightest knock/push/tackle from Roma players

2bh there aren't many players that can pull off these first touch passes consistently

youtu.be/bHiv3JngHoU

Balo and Materazzi were being massive cunts all game. Balo in particular talked shit to Totti, apparently.

>shagging your brothers wife

>Be Totti
>Have argument with manager about playing time
>only get ~15mins a match
>still scoring and assisting like a boss, leading the team to wins
>make manager look silly

Its gonna be a sad day when he finally hangs up the boots.

absolutely based Balo

Totti is a goon

GOAT
O
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>Maicon being like "yeah m8 good one he's such a fucking cunt"
cracks me up everytime

he was just being a cunt like he usually is and like most players are on pitch
no idea why Totti snapped, he was probably just frustrated because they basically lost the league less than a week before

you're so fucking stupid it's not even funny

He's more reddit than Pirlo desu

>wank over Iniesta even though all he has to do is pass it to Messi

>hurr durr Totti is shit because he can't carry a middle table side to winning the champions league

fuck this retarded board

>le pass it to literally anyone else on his team as fast as possible man

I read he was taunting Totti like Can you still play old man, are you playing, can you catch me, or things to that effect.

I must be loyle to my capo

you mean who'd have won the ballon'dor if he left for Madrid or Barca.

it's emberrassing how utterly braindead this board is.

>implying that Juve aren't Reddit: The Team

>le cunt man

never.

>make manager look silly

Spalletti would play him for all 90 minutes if he could, he likes Totti and basically invented the idea of Totti as a "false nine". But it's impossible to play him for an entire game, he's too old.

>le never win anything in a 23 year club career man

>1 world cup and 1 league title is nothing

Juve is literally Cred Forums: the club

With a little, nice redemption story in the background (serie B).

How on earth is Cred Forums: the club not Lazio?

1 more title than Gerrard and 1 more world cup than Lampard, Scholes, Rooney, and Terry combined

>muh sex kit
>muh cool logo
>muh lovable underdog
>le Totti
>nu-male mentality
>hipster's choice non-English club
>Lazio's gay SJW neighbour

reddit: the club

>club career
>club
>world cup

>Roma
>SJW

Where did this meme come from? Their ultras are right-wing, just like most Italian clubs. They're not Nazis, but Roma was literally founded by fascists.

Reddit: the player

It's hilarious because character-wise, he's the antithesis of reddit. He's a lower-class, uneducated moron.

t. italian told me that

This tbqh. Don't care how good or loyal of a player he supposedly was. You fuck your brother's wife for 7 fucking years, you're a no good cunt who doesn't deserve respect in any field.

Cred Forumstards think that anyone who isn't a Nazi is a SJW

>le "talk shit about the opposing team if you can't win" man

>totti is reddit
I don't get it, can someone explain this meme to me?

The general public likes him, so people here hate him

cheers

Just shut up.

totti a beast

>what your nem what you number
beast song