/heem/

Shockwave status

WAKE THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKAS

youtube.com/watch?v=yNshghqVOME

>A fucking leaf edition

I mean rating this is not really possible, 3 title fights and a few fan favourites, it's basically the 10/10 planned for 200.

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it's not going to happen

injury gremlins will ruin this

fuck off leaf peru

too lazy to finish this for tonights presser

twitter.com/Sholler_UFC/status/780748974231781378

When's the presser?

Winner gets Bisping, wew, sorry Mike but you're fucked.

Can't wait for Connor to get low kicked to death with his leg injury.

around midnight CET

No 'hard wook'?

or 'yewl dew fuckin nuttin'

not good desu

beautiful work there champ

HOW LATE WILL GOOBY BE BOYS

dis card brahs

Chael bemoaning Tito turning down fight?

no "YOU"LL DEW NUTTIN" or Mcgoobs mentioning that he "RUNS DA FITE GAME YEH"
step it up ya little fook

Sounds identical to Conor of late, he may have started the promotion game in UFC but Conor really evolved from him.

youtube.com/watch?v=oFgZms1ZCvI

I'm too hyped for Lineker vs Dodson. I expect nothing but great turbo manlet memes.

Seems like a pretty quick turn around for McGregor. Not much time to prepare for Alvarez's wrestling game.

yew'll dew nuttin yeh
dey are all poosey's yeh

Add scared gazelle friends

>implying he hasn't been training prior to the announcement

I don't think Eddie is as good of a wrestler as Chad desu plus Conor's TDD isn't as bad as people think.

>he cares about wmma

I'm really hoping some new McGregorisms arise from this press conference.

thats the Shael i know and love

has rockhold retired

youtube.com/watch?v=eTzhVVIjLCE

who else rewatching this?trying to get hyped for the presser

desu I've wathced this shit over 100 times and each time I get the lels

Eddie is quite bigger than Chad so his chances of wrestlefucking Conor are just as good if not better

>he doesn't rate qt striking goblin

How does Weidman actually win this fight though? Effective counter punching is his only chance right?

Romero has better wrestling, punches harder and the cardio is fairly similar.

survive the barrage early and capitalize on Romero sperging out and doing something dumb

who is such a skeleton that she has zero knockout power

>against a normal size human
hahaha

>all that photoshop on her face

It's like a completely different women.

I don't know, Romero's style is so retarded and schizophrenic that I can never guess these things.

The legend

>LITERALLY after 10000 hours in photoshop

it's not so much photoshop as the professional make up and lighting

lighting really makes a difference in pictures

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Yoel doesn't just barrage early, he blitzes randomly throughout the fight, and Weidman has a bad habit of turtling up when he takes a good shot. I think it's a really tough for him unless Yoel has been USADA'd.

>conor is better at talking than chael
this is what plebs believe

conair only has the nationality thing going on for him, also his ko's

Any webm's of him heem'ing?

guy who photoshops all her pictures for the promotion of ufc isn't paid enough. specially hiding that hideous chin.

love how the commentators try to hold in their laughter with every idiotic thing nate says

he has more charisma in the way he talks which makes him a better talker

He generally hurts someone bad in the first, slows down after, takes the 2nd off, where his opponent can get back into it, and then comes back hard in the third

Conor has a quicker wit than Chael. Everything Chael said was prepared Conor does that a lot too, but he comes up with some genuinely funny shit on the fly.

For the record I am picking Romero

Don't see Condor taking some of the GnP that Chad rained down on him if they had come from a bigger fighter

Literally the opposite of every single thing you just said

Have you watched the Mcbeddeds? Conor constantly says funny shit,

Eddie's head doesn't move. He struggles at range. Mark my words, he is going to eat that left hand. Eddie's boxing and footwork is nowhere near Nate's level, and Conor touched him up badly.

Eddie is getting fucking knocked out lol

>he has more charisma
lmao
>in the way he talks which makes him a better talker
literally not an argument

just this little video proves you wrong
>youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
Has conair ever, ever said anything as based close to this?

The jokes conair makes are low class tier though, just straight insults funny sometimes but chaels are way better

Eddie can wrestle though

>tfw he do heems bisping, retires, and Yoel vs weidman is for e title
>tfw we get to watch stephens, KK, Tyrone, Yoel, and goobs heemd in one night

youre an idiot if chael was more charismatic than goob he would be a lot more famous than he is now

Yes I've watched all of them.

Tend to agree tbqh

Better boxer and has a reach adv.

So can chad mini mendes

drug tests fucked him and essentially destroyed his career

Eddie has an engine and can literally go all fuckin day, not the same for Chad or Conor

he didn't have the skill to go with the mouth though

holy shit did you literally start watching since ufc 189

This tbqh lads, Eddie doesn't even get to keep his new belt.

he shouldnt be a dirty cheat then

Hes right though

that's besides the point.

>hes right
>is the same guy posting
lmao

>all country flags are the same person

is it cheating if everyone else is also cheating?

Holland in charge of defending dumb opinions lmao

so youre telling me you think chael is more charismatic than goober? Didnt realize I was speaking to a mong

Sprinkle in some cheating too

you and the spaniard are the most annoying cunts in every thread. Find something better to do with your lives

different types of charisma, Chael is more like a comedian or statesman, McGregor is more like a blue collar everyman.

i miss horse meat reem ;_;7

youtube.com/watch?v=Dkg5Sx-o1m8

hold me lads

>My bait made his autist montage

I'm proud.

Eddie gets punched a lot by strikers a lot less talented than Conor. If he gets a takedown early the fight could go south for ol' Gooby but I don't see that happening. Conor is on another level right now, and Eddie will have a very difficult time not getting punched.

He's just not very good at closing distance without getting nailed.

Eddie's wrestling is unreal and that is bad news for Goob but Goob has known that grappling is his main weakness for a long while now. How does Eddie close distance and get ahold of him without getting smashed? Eddie is going to look like a trainwreck after this fight.

You've put a lot of effort into this...

>I w-was pretending

says the fucking guy who forced the ngannou cuck meme

kys

No no, leave it on, I'm proud to have made an autists day.

>Overeem has literally been KO'd by Travis Browne and Bigfoot
>Puts someone calling out how shit he is in his screenshot
Netherlands confirmed for shook

spain II

what the friggen heck did i miss here

he took a bunch of screenies of posts and collaborated them all in a pic and it looked really bad

...

He got banned, thus the no replies.

no he didn't; he just realised he'd outed himself as on the spectrum and had to delete the evidence

Does anyone else cringe at the "CAN'T WAIT" thing

Is Nate Diaz actually like this in real life or does he put on this character?

Pressuring footwork to cut off the cage, feint to bait McGregor's left counter, and then dive in, or initiate a clinch.

r8 this career

Not a fan of the way the the apostrophe was integrated into the horizontal bar of the T

If he got banned then these
would be gone

no, because it's an old unrelated nfl meme to me

youtube.com/watch?v=tKnG06-oYcg

and everything he said came true
funny that

you pleb, chael doesnt even have memorable quotes/ funny moments compared to conor. And chael didn't roast everyone in the same conference like conor did at the go big conference

Conor will take Alvarez early. If it goes to the ground it will be really bad for McGregor. But he's going to ping his head - really hard, really early on.
2 minute 1st round KO. Every lightweight's head he's coming for. Mark my words. He's going to make it look easy.

>Pressuring footwork to cut off the cage

lmao Eddie's footwork is fucking nowhere near Conor's level bud

>feint to bait McGregor's left counter, and then dive in
Yeah dive into dat leftand shot

Mark my words, Eddie's head will clatter off of the canvas, and Conor McGregor will be crowned the first ever two division champion of the UFC.

I'm saying what he needs to do in terms of a gameplan, not predicting how the fight will go you sperg

>first ever two division champion of the UFC
Canada confirmed for massive fucking casual

After he gets officially crowned as a 2 weight champion, he drops the 145 belt and stays at 155 right? Not that I care much, it just seems to make the most sense to do.

Nate looks like the eight year old that doesn't want to be sitting at the dinner table anymore and wants to go play instead

I dont think Conor ever threatened to BURN BLACKHOUSE DOWN. Chael all day.

that threat to wanderlei was pointless, non-funny and dragged on for too long, like that kid at school who makes someone laugh the first time then keeps beating the dead horse and milking it, quite cringe really.

>tell someone a joke
>they don't understand and they take the joke literally
>they think you're the stupid one because they took a joke literally

lmao whatever you need to tell yourself tyreese

but Chad Mini Mendes was worthy of Pryor, right?

More like UFC 200.5

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>Canda in charge of being this bullied

Which currently active fighter should retire and become a referee?

Good shop

Joe Lauzon

Roy Nelson

lol stay rekt friend

Who gets an "injury" first?

My money is on Tyron.

>i-i was just pretending to be retarded

Ronda

Broque Le Snar so he can ref back to back with mini-Brock

>doesn't understand jokes
>gets mad about it

literally tyreese

*revs u up*

Derrick Lewis

Chael is a barely above gatekeeper fighter. He's a wrestler that's prone to submission (the worst kind of fighter) with no finishing power.

The fact that he got two fights against Anderson and Jon Fucking Jones is a testament to his shit stirring skills.

When will Cruz move up to 145?

Nobody has used this response so far in this thread correctly. The netherlands flag posted it before when he was the one being retarded too.

>4 belts
>0 defenses

Wew, can't wait. Awesome """sport'""

>The Dominatrix risking his streak on Aldo or Conor
Yeah that'll be a while m7

Fighting isn't a sport,

>Wanting to fight anybody that has actual power

Never.

Cris "Cyborg" Justino, whose two UFC wins were one girl making her UFC debut and another with 3 fights, is now ranked p4p higher than former lightweight champion and top featherweight contender Frankie "the Answer" Edgar

Unironically no woman should ever be on a P4P list, let alone Cris the Can Crusher Cyborg.

cyborg would destroy frankie to be fair

Cruz vs. Conor would be some legendary trash talk though

>brexit in charge of opinions

lets not get crazy now

just got home from the gym and romero/weidman has been added
best card ever on paper has been achieved

Oh 100% my man, I'd pay in first born children for it.

Love the recent trend of casuals pretending Khabib isn't one of the best 155ers on the planet because they looked at his wiki and don't know shit about fighting. Fuckin' ridiculous.

Blame the MMA media. They're the ones who vote.

(you)

Cyborg can't beat any top 5 bantamweight

this is not true, and you should stop posting here if you believe that

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how can a country of whom at least 40 percent are genuinely considering donald trump for candidacy be so cocky about this particular topic.

My favorite potential fight.

Considering Donald Trump isnt that crazy when the other option is Hillary tbf

Only like half the country even turns up to vote so that's not really true.

To me, that makes it even worse - that the sensible option is perhaps the least sensible option they've ever had apart from donald trump. It's genuinely profoundly amazing.

Post desktop

Sure. She'd probably beat Mighty Mouse too but nobody's saying she should be #1 for that.

P4P (in my interpretation anyway) is that if all things like weight, size, height, etc were equal, whose skillset would win out? If you pick Cyborg over Frankie in that aspect, you are batshit insane. Frankie is a 145er who won the title at 155, cutting no weight to do so. People just don't seem to get how small he really is, he could easily be a 135er. Factoring in that and considering his accomplishments in the sport, he definitely deserves to be ranked above Cyborg, who has beaten a lot of absolute nobodies and failed PED tests to do so.

can we keep the politics shit on Cred Forums and shitpost about fites again please. How do we feel about this week's card?

>no one knows what a gazelle is anyway motherfucker

lmao

That just means I need to push it as hard as I can while we still have the upper hand, after the election it's all downhill either way

fuck you and your overcrowded river delta country

Conor > Chael

I feel as though this was a joke about cyborg being scary as shit; and everybody took it literally.

Okay fair enough yeah.
Personally, I agree. I feel as though Conor might just be > Chael.

>Goober vs Alvarez, Champion vs Champion main event
>Also means muslims BTFO
>The assasination of the negroid Tyron
>Weidman against Heem yourself my man
>Le short notice man agaisnt Gastelum
>Frankie Edgar
>Tim Kennedy sniping down a negroid across the octagon
>Boestch getting heemed
>Miller against Alves >Alves at LW, lmao wtf

THE
REAL
TWO
HUNDRED

...

>R-right now...?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Carlos Condit tries to warn one-eyed Gina Carano that Ronda is about to go full Columbine on the moon

...

Can anyone explain to me how le catchweight man is going to make 155

That's a pretty embarrassing wallpaper if you're older than 14 but whatever man.

...

PAIGE VAN ZANT

>The assasination of the negroid Tyron
>Tim Kennedy sniping down a negroid across the octagon

Don't get my hopes up too much user

They replaced his brain with a microchip and put lightweight alloys in his bones

When will Conor come out to his fans and shock the world?

>le artsy wallpaper
>spotify
>photoshop docked

omg so mature a fucking green thing with a blanket

Fucking retard lanklet

How old are you exactly?

>picture of a shirtless man with an inspirational quote

>is a manlet
>his wallpaper is a guy who got famous for beating up manlets and taking their belt

Weidman is not on the card?

>man
God*

5' 9"
not a manlet

I got bad news for you Amir

hot

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>lookin at his Sherdog as you post this
Spooky

When will they learn?

Imagine getting roasted by a 16 year old Mexican, damn son.

lmao

It was pretty great how he was talking about making Nate a "panic wrestler," and he ended up becoming one himself.

>5' 9"
>not a manlet
I got news for you Mexican intellectuals

God is 5'8

hope he gets a fight soon - I really though he would've had a decent chance against ferguson

says the man from a lanklet cuntry

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Is it possible they will ever learn?

>Sweden
>Swedes

>insulting lanklets when every male in sweden is about 6'3

u wot

Actually it's a early Jane Fonda film, Barbarella (1968).

Just doing it for the (you)s, m8

i don't know what she's doing with her face, but it's making me nauseous

>implying you're average Swedish male isn't a 5' 9" Arab

...

>uTorrent

My poor botnet slav.

Why is Michael Perry on the fite pass and not the main card of 204?

In sparring today I tried to fight like Conor and just got beat up. What did I do wrong?

What time is this press conference at?

6pm EST

fought against a normal sized human being

The UFC shills managed a way for everyone on /heem/ to buy fight pass

Flowy?
Mewvment?
Chicken stance?
Dey don't move like you moved

>TF2

7,5 hours (excluding probable mcgregor delay)

>round 1
Weidman establishes jab, works body with kicks
>round 2
Romero is gassed

Ezpz

She's mean mugging you goof.

>Weidman
>Cardio

>ywn be this guy

The Chris is going to be BTFO lads

Is a fun game I haven't played in a year

>didnt hide icons
>firefox & chrome
>minesweeper on desktop
>Mirrors Edge

Who is your future boy lads?

someone who isnt your boy yet but you are monitoring his prograss and if he keeps going the way he is in his next fight or so he will become your boy

>tfw you realize it is too late to join the team

>he even gets to keep his FW belt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I BET HE MADE DANA SUCK HIS DICK TOO

Platinum Perry

Mickey Gall

Teruto

adorable goober smile here
shades of uncle goob and not bullying conor like we will experience during this SPICYPRESSER

>the path to red panty night

Aldo went 13 months between title defenses before, so I don't see why they would take it right now.

Platinum

Shinya Aoki is bretty good for a nip

Aldo wasn't fighting in different divisions 3 times

Hope for their sakes it's more than 40 percent.

The burgers will be way more fucked than we are if Hillary makes it in.

Because not fighting at all is so much better and different lmao

Not really, the President can't do shit.

This. President is more or less irrelevant according to every relevant metric due to checks and balances.

Aldo was injured but clearly intended to defend his title a s soon as possible while Conor was perfectly capable of defending but chooses not to.

anything to belittle king conor
these goofs are just begrudgers

The president can just refuse to enforce laws they disagree with, you realise?

>I deserve Alvarez fight please
>I defeat very tough opponent last time, tougher than RDA or Cerrone
>You offer me GSP and but not Conor, why?
>I promise I won't get injured before the card please
>Cuckbib

Belal Muhammad

Aldo and Edgar were both offered the first Diaz fight.

no

Aldo isn't a LW sooooo yeah it makes sense that he wouldn't take it.

What difference does that make, genuinely, who cares, I intend to get a job sometime, but I haven't in 5 years.

>I will fight him anytime, anywhere
>but not on short notice

>Australian talking out of his ass about a government he knows nothing about

sit down little boy

more like
>not for the title he wants back

Why isn't every OP Platinum? that should be a requirement

I met Chris Weidman and shook his hand stay jelly

Look at the DREAM act, genius.

agreed. make the OP next time senpai

Actually lmao @ you right now

When Goob has a fight announced, the OP is Gooby. That way, Gooby bless

When he doesn't, Platinum Perry steps in, thought you had a friend boy, aaaa and we use that instead.

how shook is Aldo right now?

I'll fookin clatter yeh head of the canvas over mineswwpah yeh ?

*revs up sperg*

>3rd world striking back

You keep using shook wrong

UFC 205 - Keep running

I AM A NIGGER

Will McGregor ever defend a belt?

The #Danaliar goes viral on Instagram, after what seem to be another big lie from Dana white the president of UFC. Its not the first time he is saying something just to put pressure on the negotation between fighters. This time it was Khabib who was the victim. Altho many thinks that he dosent deserve to get the fight next, the guy shouldnt be in a position to be toyed with. There are no human on earth who would have liked what happend to him, lets just put ourself in his position, you get 2 contracts and the boss are saying that if you sign this you are getting a new uppertunity to have your dream job. Then after sometime, you are been told that all this was bullshit.

As i said before, this is not the first time. Should we as fans accept this game, or should we support the hastag #Danaliar.

AND

jesus christ m8 will you go get a flag I can banter with

whip it out
wats your best time?

I RUN FAST

>Brad
>Games played: 33468
>Leaf

This explains so many things

Does anybody still even considers Britbongistan to be 1st world ?

Spicy Banana

I-is he coming back?

How come no one has been heemed by a proper big slam in MMA? Is Greco-Roman bullshido?

>less than 1 percent win chance
>-111 streak

A FUCKING LEAF

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>el cucuy would beat conor in less than 2 minutes

>will never get his shot

JUST

he would consider that a step backwards

>Minesweeper
Start doing soduku in pen and then get me, leaf

mmafighting.com/2016/2/10/10947926/eddie-alvarez-believes-theres-a-simple-way-to-win-against-conor

>"I hate when guys who are from a BJJ background and a good wrestling background abandon their whole base and their whole fundamental because a lot of guys around them are telling them that they're really good strikers. I hope RDA doesn't do that. I hope he sticks to what he's good at and wins the fight in a dominant fashion the way he can, the way I feel like a lot of guys can that aren't doing it against Conor."

>"There's a simple way to win against this guy and nobody seems to be doing it. It's really frustrating to watch," he said.

>"I feel like he'll look foolish. I honestly feel it could be an embarrassment. It could be like everyone in the crowd going, 'Wow, that was it? Why didn't anybody else do that?' It could be that surprising to people. That's how I feel. We just haven't seen him there."

>"Let's talk about that for one second," Alvarez continued. "Mendes is primarily a wrestler, correct? Primarily a wrestler. In order to implement a wrestling attack, it takes a ton of energy and a ton of conditioning and energy. You can't roll off the couch and implement a wrestling attack against a guy. It's just not going to happen. You need to be conditioned. You need to be in shape.

>"If you're a wrestler and you're rolling off the couch and going to fight, essentially, you have no weapons. You have none. Your only weapon wrestling is no good because you're not conditioned."

>"The guy hasn't been in the fight we need to see him in," he said. "Nobody's implemented an attack and when someone does, it's over. This whole show's over. The whole goddamn spectacle's over. I don't know why no one's doing it. It's very frustrating."

>heem Danny Martinez
>heem Tyrone for Christmas
>heem GSP in the spring
>heem Floyd next summer

all going according to plan lads

>rose will never be cute again

I go for speed, end games abruptly all the time, and never save them. That's why. 33k games played. 1% win.
Plays each game to its end and maybe saves unfinished games for later, and there's nothing wrong with that.

AND NEW UNDISPUTED UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

Sudoku is straining on the eyes, right now I'm comfy between 4chinz, listening to Bisping on Helwani show and minesweeping. Sudoku is better when you're waiting for something, generally played on a phone

Soduku app on cellphone.

Anybody catch that squash match last night?

Really makes me think desu. Especially with Alvarez coming in the underdog.

lads

>JJ vs KK not headlining
When will sexism end?

>Eddie Alvarez
>1.75 m
>70 kg
What the fuck? Who even cares about these manlet divisions? Literally any normal sized man who lifts could heem these guys.

Those might be the best FS1 prelim fights ever

I just looked up where ferguson trains, 'death clutch mma'

i typed them into sherdog and it has only 2 members, him and brock lesnar

top kek i cant imagine the training sessions and sparring with those two

assuming mcgoober beats alvarez, does anyone think he really has a chance against khabib?

main card starts from Miesha, right?

>Literally any normal sized man who lifts could heem these guys.

>Manlet division
LW is unironically full of average builds

>5'9
>average

maybe in taiwan senpai

>six fight main card with 3 title fights

nope

Khaleed has fought nothing but bums his entire career

McGOAT would sleep him inside a minute

khabib is never getting a shot if he wins against alvarez, right after that conor is either going to go back down and heem aldo or go straight for the nate rematch for the LW title

perhaps after that

>Eddie the magic mexican is the only lightweight
If you say so sir

Its 40 days too early to say that.
I won't buy it until the last second in case half of the card falls off. Namely the big fights.

>He missed UFC 1

sad, didn't wanna see the illegal streams.

Dana's mad at Roy

youtube.com/watch?v=n4rpBZoWkqk&feature=youtu.be

I heard there's a secret UFC that was broadcast just once and never again

pretty sure they are like 5'8 on average in the UK my man

this
200 looked like a great card, ended up being mediocre.

lol

why does dana hate roy so much

dunno what his problem is. he was the same with tito too. just a hater

Who /makingBANK/ on Romero here?

Man Im fucking doubling my pesos x15, I'll finally get that ps4
to play Bloodborne.

Roy's a fucking goof you fucking goof

If you received a sandwich for every truth Dana has spoken, how hungry would you be on a scale of 1 to 145 Conor?

139 cyborg

I get why dana didnt like him early on. But roy has been a good company man for like 10 years now. Never pulls out of fights, delivers spectacular heems, fan favorite. I don't get it.

Are you gonna get the pro or slim? Or buy a used one? I still dont know if i wanna sell my 500gb and upgrade to a pro.

If I had a breadcrumb for every lie Dana told I would look like Roy Nelson

>It was my birthday today
>Spent all day out
>Come home to see gooby and Eddie on UFC 205
Thank you uncle dana.

happy birthday.

I don't even care as long as it last and function enough for me
to finish that game, then it can explode and disappear.

underrated post

Thanks, its like 1 in the morning so about to go to bed but I just wanted to check /heem/

Hb x

get sleep, lad. heem will be here in the morning.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NORWAY

how are you doing after the power outage? is everything ok?

THE MADMAN

haha

Yeah /just existing/ like usual

>no hw/lhw fights
based

DON'T LET Cred Forums IN
THEY ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF BEING COMFY

/heem/ is here for you, puerto rico

be careful

Watch TUF: Season 10

youtube.com/watch?v=IUVjC_vz9DY
NEW
NEW
EDDIE
ALVAREZ

McGregor
Wonderbread
Kookie Princess
Romeo
Le Fight ever sixteen Minutes Yeehaw man
Meesha
Frankie
Kennedy
Boetsch
Jimmy Miller
Not the Muhammad one
And Chookagian

Better to pick early then never pick at all!

>not the Muhammad one

>Kookie Princess

Nigga you're drunk, put away the keyboard and go to sleep

Don't bring the dawg out DON BRIN' THE DAWG OUTTA ME

>picking against JJ, Belal, hungry heathen and Based Timmy
awful, truly awful

You just KNOW Conrad is going to unleash that Dawg out of Eddie

Don't be ridiculous, the Kookie Princess will destroy nasty goblin woman.

My neighbors name is Muhammad and he beats his wife every Saturday and I don't wanna call the police or get involved so picking against him on fight cards is the least I can do for her.

You guys think Lineker can beat Dodson? He moves so much better than my boy, I am worried for him.

>Le Fight ever sixteen Minutes Yeehaw man
Kek

yes Im picking brazilian Gomi via TKO

I think Stephens is gonna brutally heem Frankie.

Raw sperg power vs. speed and mewvment. I don't know, but it's a good fight.

>Aldo was injured
kek

I concur Alexander

>luke thomas crying about khabib not getting the eddie fight

i hate this turd

You think like a moron

That dog is a fucking bum ye, he should be tankful that McGregor is throwin' im' a bone

If a 5'3 ''''''man'''''' can not only get into BW and win, but do so with basically only punching the fuck out of people and still be top 10, he has my unrivaled support no matter what.

Dodson is so quick and intelligent compared to the last two goofs Lineker has faced, he won't be willing to stand and trade hooks like both previous opponents have.
I definitely think Dodson can get heemed but the odds on him look closer than they should be imo. Decent value their compared to Lineker

>you now remember joey diaz sperging at eddie letting his dawg out in 15sec and calling it the foty

So like only 4 fights on the main card with three title fights right? which means Cowboy, Edgar and Tate on the Prelims I guess?

That's a fucking neato flag, maybe I'll change picks

it probably was the fight of the year for joey though, just because the outcome was so perfect to him

Kookie is poor man's version of Qt Strinking Goblin and you know it, there's nothing that Karolina does that Aśka doesn't do better

>Romeo

This card is honestly so stacked I wouldn't be surprised if Cowboy makes it onto the PPV. But it could be anyone.

he doesn't know it because he's an extremely casual goof
joanna is running 115 same way dj is running 125

because of that or because it will be the only fight he remembers

he should stop the drugs

Frankie has been put on crazy legs against lesser strikes multiple times, not moronic.

>McGregor
>KK

wew lad

Murilo Bustamante looked like the Luke Rockhold of the early years.
Is his fight against Hendo worth watching? I remember Murilo as a strange fighter, not too aggressive yet he could catch you and win.

Hahaha you idiot, stevens is a one of the biggest bums in that division, he's pure trash
Frankie is gonna wrestle the SHIT out of him and tire him up so bad, it will be painful
to see, it will be such an easy win.

It's pretty good, I thought he won
thought he won against Rampage too

JJ might be one of the best strikers in the entire UFC but I really just hope KK wins since she autographed my shit

When I hear that guitar twang I am going to unironically cry

10 out of 10

I'll be watching this card enthusiastically (for free)

That's a nice fucking card. Please no injuries

THAT'S FUCKING ________

did you get a pic with her?
my fightfu desu

>JJ might be one of the best strikers in the entire UFC

then why can literally ever single male fighter in the ufc knock her out?

How many here actually believe Weedman can win?

based ubereem no more is a feel we all feel
well no one has defended a belt against him so...
pics
kennedy near the bottom of a card, kek 10/10

I think you'd be surprised

"Can win" is not "will win" Argentina, any top 10 fighters facing each other in any division that isn't >WMMA can beat each other.

Don't be so fucking stupid man.

>in any division that isn't >WMMA can beat each other
but WBW is the most volatile and insane weight class for that shit, next to HW

so many (You)s in quick succession jeez calm it down lads, this is too much even for a full blown narcissist like myself

joanna literally does her sparring with teenage boys who have zero fights

Ugh bud he will

What did you mean by this

Nah I got all nervous I might hoverhand so I just had her sign the back of my phone and then shook her hand, she has an iron fucking grip.

I unironically believe she could beat most flyweights that aren't mighty mouse at a 120 catchweight.

it's just top heavy

Gegard will be MW champ with several successful defences by 2020
The man is one of the most well rounded, technical MW's ever and is only entering his prime.
I feel bad Vitor actually ended up getting matched against him, especially at this point.
Stop feeding him killers and give him up and comers like whittaker and hall.

because humans are a sexually dimorphic species you fucking goof

When are we gonna get a women's heavyweight division so we can see some BBW wrestling?
It'd definitely speed up Ronda's return.

JoJo is live now, on facebook

haHAHA

why wouldn't you link it you absolute birdbrain

>paying money to watch tubs of large flop about on the canvas

hahaa kappa pogchamp

Is there any reason why stars that aren't in UFC yet aren't being signed?

Like Michael Paige shattered someone's fucking skull and then threw a pokeball at them, Paddy Pimblett hypes the fuck out of Liverpool even with stupid ass hair

Why are these guys not being signed?

How many bongs until the presser?

Haha nice pic. Not Canadian but me likey!

Very good card. 10/10

Yup:)

Why not? Looks of good fighters there

Looks like the apostrophe is a little close to the T haha

He'll probably fight again soon, don't worry!

No YOU be careful ;)

Hooley Dooley Wagonooley!

But we aren't asleep!

Woah, so many Japanese!

Don't swear, please.

Nice digits! 808, I like it

200 was already 10/10, friendo.

Nice beard!

Don't be a negative nelly.

Don't be mean, kids!

Cool, but needs work

Great, I love Twitter!

Midnight.

Who is Mike?

He won't be. Don't you doubt the leaping Leprekaun!

Thanks But I already answered his question :)

Don't be so hostile :(

Thanks

Not late at all. He's quite punctual these days

DAN HENDERSON FUNNY FACE :):):)

Thanks for the info!

It will be added soon, don't worry

True. Conor's tongue is good. Right?

6

Kept getting called spam, gave up.
Just go to Joanna's facebook page.

>using hashtags
>using instagram or twitter at all

Probably not then

Thanks bby

I'm guessing MVP has a pretty nice gig with Bellator and is in no rush to go anywhere.

And Paddy Pimblett will be signed, and heemed by Artem

Mah bitches jap
Perry
Joe Duffy

Five bongs Fifty One Bings + McGregor time

>not a single (you)
heem yourself bong

This fella called Cerronay, fights at 170. He seems pretty cool, you might not have heard of him

I got three, rev up your shitposting Australia. Embarassed on your own turf.

All the dickhole poles who move here and shit the place up

>4 (you)'s

Step up your shitposting senpai

>like unknown, untested fighters
get a load of this hipster

Pimblett will be worth more if they let him gain some more experience and develop as a fighter. If they sign him to early he might have the same problem as Sage and struggle with prelim fighters and killing his hype. MVP probably gets paid pretty well for a Bellator fighter and knows he can eventually go to the UFC as long as he keeps this level up.

The one night I decide to post legitimate discussion....
It is what it is

Paddy is really bad m8. Not gonna be pretty.
And poaching Lellator fighters has proven to be a shit show in the past, it wouldn't surprise me if they have an unofficial policy against it now.

>Mickey "the second physical manifestation of Christ" Gall will put Sage Memecutt into a rear naked choke sometime in the near future

Gall bless

Who remembers: "CM Punk shines under pressure"?

I like that Mickey calls out Sage's fake ass good boi persona.

What about "six months of calisthenics = ido portal"?

That's a great meme because every moment in his entire career was scripted up until UFC 203.

Remind us? I only seem to remember Roy being a bit of a big head and thinking he was all that, but I don't remember him doing anything to Dana

I do remember Dana shitting on every one of Roy's wins on the show though. Just sitting there all bitter like "yeah I'm not even impressed that was just like gay man"

I honestly don't know what to make of a guy with such
a haircut named Paddy Pimblet, I don't know if that's
a common name there but to me it sounds corny and laughable.
I saw that guy on Ariel Helwani but I was like the fuck is this,
so I didn't see it.

If you take about a gram of testosterone and tren per week that's probably true.

>have a ps4
>have had Bloodborne for about a year now
>it's still in the plastic wrap

what are you fuckin gay?

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Kennedy should replace Cerrone v Gastelum imo

heem urself

Roy sounds like he needs a caregiver.

>"CM Punk never gives up! He's tough as nails"
>the entire basis of this claim is his previous career which was 100% scripted

lmao, YOU'RE AN ACTOR btfo

Dana needs to watch out or he's gonna make the dawg come out from Roy, watch out for that dawg

i dont give a fook

his name is literally muhammad m8

I played the shit out of Dark Souls 1 and 2 and Demon's Souls. Don't have a clue why I havent played BB yet desu lad, I'm just a mug arent I

Roy's gonna get cut for kicking BJM and rot away in Bellator lol

hehe nice first worlder casul

Fuck, wrong season.

youtube.com/watch?v=mPkxYdX3M_s

I DONT GIVE A FOOK EIDDAH

doubt

Nerds out!

Might wipe my arse on it tonight mate AND flush it down my toilet because my toilet is actually capable of flushing things

Fuck yeah BITCH

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how many bongs till presser?

when do the new rankings come out?

7

>CM Punk never quits
>taps out in his first fight

do you guys know what would be like a perfect thing for 205? bring this girl in for a one night only

POTTERY

they are out

slightly less than 6 (if Mcgregor is on time)

i wish i could speak english half as good as you

Spain with the shit taste

i'm learning russian just in case

MCGREGOAT IS COMING FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

youtube.com/watch?v=n9BWlKDfpHY
>no more big c

learn russian my friend, soon we will all speak it

he's gotta watch out for that dawg first

>Tryna claim other people's (You)s

Nigga please. I posted that wikipedia screen.

eddie's gotta watch out for dat left'and shot (just memeing)

Gooby's walk out song for heavy weight title bout

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

it's holly madison, at the madison square garden

come on man you'd bang her

wow i just got that joke, i feel pretty fucking stupid

Upcoming events:

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11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
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News:

>Weidman-Romero official
mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13072276/chris-weidman-vs-yoel-romero-announced-for-ufc-205

>Roy Nelson found dead in home
mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13075000/dana-white-roy-nelson-needs-to-be-buried-for-kicking-big-john-mccarthy

>Another Titan FC champ to UFC?
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/titan-fc-champ-andre-harrison-ready-for-next-challenge-and-next-paycheck-at-sports-highest-level

>Ruslan Magomedov popped
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-heavyweight-ruslan-magomedov-notified-of-potential-usada-anti-doping-violation

The pun is fair enough but desu there's a lot I'd fuck that I wouldn't march out in front of an audience for its good looks

>People complaining about Khabib not getting shot

Honestly this card is huge for the sport, that's why there's so many great fucking fighters on this card and also Eddie Alvarez.

UFC 200 was monumental even people who never watch MMA were tuned in and it fucking sucked, imagine the popularity surge if this card is as legendary as it seems? Fighters might be able to buy a house without begging in post fights.

Honestly seeing this much talent and Eddie Alvarez on one card makes me really pray that everyone in New York gets hyped and starts pumping the sport. Big cards are always super huge and sell more then ever but the smaller cards are fucking weak.

Gonna be a huge night for every Mixed Martial Artist and Eddie Alvarez.

Aspie

post babas

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Did we ever find out why a K-1 kickboxing champion was literally sprinting away from a Fireman?

When will WMMA reap all those 14yo girls which Rhonda got to train UFC?

marshmallow soft chin

m-merely trying to reset

dat leff'an shot

Is Eddie going to be SHOOK after the presser?

>another mcgoat fight

this is the best timeline, lads

we're all blessed

>No matter what fucking Poland will retain the WMMA Straw weight title

Hold me lads

he's gonna let that dawg out

KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV vs NATE DIAZ
on 206
and then
KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV vs CONO MCGREGOR
on 210
and neeeeew, you know the rest.

>HURR DURR HE'S SHOOK NO HE'S SHOOK UR SHOOK

stop

If he is he's gonna let dat dawg out and run straight into dah leffhan

>Khabib beating Diaz

Wrestling Bears is nothing compared to doing movement training with Bullets on the streets of Stockton

(You) status: shook

>those lats

How to become a UFC champion:

Step 1. Get a dog
Step 2. Let the dog out.

haha you are so fucking shook

>Germany rooting for a Muslim Russian

Holy shit

NEW THREAD BOYS ITS HOT
>NEW
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>>NEW THREAD BOYS
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>>>ITS HOT
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Why would Nate accept a fight against Khabib? Nate is only about BIG MONEY FIGHTS, Khabib isn't one.

>both from new york
i guess they like dogs in new england

Khabib is from Dagestan, 10th time worse than Stockton. A place under Russian occupation, ruled by the mafia, with islamists in the wood and bombings every week.

>Nate is only about BIG MONEY FIGHTS

then he should fight Nick lol

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

>islamists in the woods

Whew lad

Daily reminder that there are people here who rank striking goblin as the #1 P4P qt while claudia looking all sorts of HNNNNG

claudia looks like a streetwalking whore in that webm m8

If Romero beats Weidman impressively, will he be next for titleshot?

nate isn't one either, if he ain't fighting conor he is back on that dere 20/20 experience

Goblin literally looks like a junkie.

4 bongs until UFC 205 press conference

youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY
youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY
youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY

9/10

10/10 with Lawler v Cerrone