Ready to get raped, Foxes!?

>can't even score on Tondela
>expecting to beat the toughest team in the group in their stadium

As I said, I'll take a draw and if they lose I just hope it's not another defense/casillas fuckup

If we lose, it will be most likely André Silva fucking up on a corner

>shit chatting once again

>tfw no team in Champions League

Slim isn't starting I believe, I'm told it'll be a 4-3-3 attack, 4-5-1 formation, Vardy up top, Mahrez and Grey on the wings. Drinkwater, Amartey and King in the midfield with King playing link up.

I hope you Portugese clowns know how to contain possession otherwise you're going to get scolded very fast. Drinkwater will be everywhere this evening so i hope your midfielders bring their energy drinks. It will come down to positional sense, and whether or not you can cut out the link up play from the wings in to Vardy, if Vardy is given space and opportunities you will suffer. Brugge showed that no matter how much research you do, you will still be steam rolled by Vardy if you give him time.

Honestly, you might think you're fantastic Porto, you might follow this consensus that Leicester are not very good, but believe me. Ranieri will be getting them up to 100%, they're completely up for this, I fully expect an early rout, 2 - 0 Leicester lead, maybe ending 2 - 1. The minute you underestimate us will be the minute you've failed, bring it the fuck on, the KP is going to be bouncing. Can't wait to hear that sweet music.

First of all, Porto is shit right now, so we're not underestimating anyone

Second of all, Danilo Pereira and God (i mean Rúben Neves) can easily take care of Drinkwater

Third of all, if Felipe is competent, he can easily stop Vardy. If not, we have a literal fox named Maxi Pereira who is much wiser than Vardy. If he doesn't play, Layun is fast enough

>Danilo Pereira and God (i mean Rúben Neves) can easily take care of Drinkwater
Laughing all the way to the centr circle

Nobody has been able to take care of Drinkwater in the past two seasons, no one has come close. The only player that nullified Drinkwater last season was John Stones in an England friendly.

You clearly don't know who Rúben Neves is

>Rúben Neves
He's Sheffield Wednesday standard pal.

Drinkwater shits on every CM, he's Paul Scholes reincarnated.
youtube.com/watch?v=C9gnUVInf-0

I'm not saying you won't lose, I'm saying having that record is irrelevant.

Still undecided if I watch this or Borussia vs Real

Ruben Neves is the son of Busquets and Xabi Alonso. Grandson of Pirlo, Guardiola, Vieira and Del Bosque. So show some respect

i thought neves was a bench player now, you were trying to sell him all summer

and you guys rate a guy that wasnt good enough to start in the premier league, texiera

i read sporting fans are happy with dost. true?(i know this is the porto thread

teixeira doesnt have 1 minute of playtime this season, i dont understand why because he has quality

We never tried to sell Ruben! He is too young!

Drinkwater is the son of Michael Carrick, fuck off.

Of course they are! It was a genious move by Jesus!

he scored 4 goals in 3 games so yea, he's doing alright

That's not because he's otherworldly talented, that's just him having a great manager. Jorge Jesus uses players on a similar role (Witsel, Enzo, Adrien)

>giving a fuck about Scholes' bitch

>Park the bus hoofball
Or
>Park The Bus Hoofball with a touch of Uefadrid Refball

Would rather watch leciester just to see how they do.

Hola, I'm Hector Herrera's grandma, Nanita

is there anything you boys want me to tell my grandson?

Your grandson looks like the aborted son of the witch from Snow White and Quasimodo.

He also plays football worse than Bill Gates

who is the best young player( under 23) in the portuguese league?

also who is the most over rated fraud in the league?

Ruben Neves is the best

Layun is the fraud

>Islam Slimani needs Jesus to perform

PROPHET BTFO

Gil dias and raphinha are the best

trim his orejas next time you see him, he's offside half the time because of them

you can tell how dead this board is by the lack of replies this got

i appreciated it though

Sorry, I'm busy reading Samuel Huntington

you boys are mean, Hectorsito is a handsome young man
As a kid they used to call him Krueger, because of his Germanic looks he told me

Knowing that he has a wife gives me hopes of finding a gf

>poorto winning away

are you a rich footballer?

Danilo Pereira is GOAT on PES17.

wew she's thicc

buy one from thailand m9

How much?

>82 is the correct answer

he;s 83

A little bit OP, but still good

wew 2 kids killing the thread

Shut up!

Why the fuck isnt nuno playing tecatito!!!!

REEEEEEEEE

>(you)

(You)

>The best assister In Liga NOS last season is a fraud
Neves is forever benched deal with It.

I cri evritim

Fuck man Herrera is ugly. He looks like he's 50. Thicc wife though.

I'll start writing the eulogy for Casillas.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY.

I'm so glad this thread is still here lmao

WHAT HAPPENED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>you

You.

>beat AS Reddit Totti
>DURR WE STRONG NOW

LEL

Well at least our badge is still pretty.

There's a delete button in the bottom of the page btw

Generals kills boards lad

...

CHAT

No! Let's keep it!

>CHAT SHITS

>GETS BANGED

APOLOGISE

Shitchatters will never learn.

having a thicc gf is not everything in the world mang

Good thread

CHAT

SHIT

GET

BANGED

It would be enough for me

Yes

SHIT

H O N D U R A S
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who needs Jesus when he has Christian?

it literally is though

what?

Hi

Ryan Reynolds has let himself go a bit

>Slimani has scored 6 goals in 4 matches vs porco and casillas
>neves is still (and will be) a bench warmer

Lel

based GOATREZ

>no one checked this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>

hello mister Cuneyt Cakir

>portugese black magic threads
everytime

>Going to make a joke how Portuguese are chokers
>Remember than the frogs let Penaldo win a Euro

hope muslims bomb your country, stupid frenchs

Stop reminding us

Hi OP. How was rape?

This thread still exists

is the meme still going?

ranieri won the pl, and now focusing on champions meme 100%

>the city of OP

>POORTUGAL

>POOrto
>Benficuck

dont let this die lads

lester literally champions

>UEFA hate us, guys
sure

Like e^3.14i=0

Like e = mc^2

Ch+st=bngd

When will you fucking learn?

Forest 2.0 incoming

Shit got chatted

AND YALL THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS GOING TO DIE!????

and someone got Banged.

Make a joke about Mexicans instead, Tex.

That's Chile, you ignorant!

Now this frog is a hate symbol?

poortugal btfo

>OP

Dhut up, fox!

>You (OP)

Eternal Porto shaming thread

CHAT

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>raped by islam
>the city of porto
Ahahahahahaha

>portugese football

Cred Forums is an inclusive board. Please fuck off with and take your nazi frogs back to your containment board with your other deplorables plz

good thread

Good morning Portugal are you still feeling somewhat banged? I recommend not chatting shit to help with that.

>portuguese monkeys

ayy lmao

how the fuck is this thread still alive?

chatting shit again eh poland?

>Porto
>Portugal
Portuguese people only support Sporting and Benfica. only mexicans and colombians support porto

>btfo so you disown your club

pathetic desu senpai

You know, with a little bit of effort from the Cred Forums community, we could keep this thread alive for when Porto and Leicester play again so this Porto lad gets double BTFO.

I think he already committed sudoku
>yfw johnny foreigners get a taste of fox meme magic

I wonder if a Portuguese jinx thread could help break Guttman's curse

Dubs and the thread stays alive for one more week

nice

would you look at that

It won't, it only works against us

nice digits

check em

>check em
'no'

nice repeating digits.

check em

Good posts

>breaking the Jewish magic

no matter how many Holocausts they still come back

>The City of OP

You can't defeat Guttman

haha I was here too

Nice

This thread will never die

...

birthday dubs

lel

Haha the porto Pepe in OPs pic looks like it's wearing the birthday hat! :)

Would Leicester memeing their way to a CL hasten the arrival of a European Super League?

Kek

The memes write themselves

Why does it have a birthday hat?

Cred Forums became a teenager

This thread still exists

good job

Portㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇ

this thread is staying alive long enough for >lestah to come to porto and get ripped a new one

Thanks for Suk. I mean it

Why are you thanking a random person on the internet for a football player that happened to play on the team you support? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Suk is the greatest son of Korea!

How to get Suk in Portugal?

>open up Cred Forums to discuss sports
>white supremacist hate symbol on first page
Fuck off portugal

Kia magic

>benching Mexico's brave Hector "El Zorro" Herrera
I seriously hope you guys don't do this again

Herrera doesn't play as well in Porto as in Mexico, pendejo...

>Herrera
>playing well for Mexico
It's not 2014 anymore user.

Porto fan here. If that happens, I'll smile.

I won't mind losing 10-0 against Leicester if that means they'll win Champions League, but go to Championship next season

(You)

bumpo

bumpan

Posting in eternal BTFO

>OP

kek

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Oh god

who /nofap/ here?

I tried, I failed.
My dick gets rock hard for the entire day if I don't fap.

BASED ARGIE
A
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A
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Wave your blonde hair and be a surfer or a skater

I'm meeting this girl Friday so I try not to fap till friday

Eternal Porto humiliation thread.

What if you cum in your pants when she makes skin contact with you?

m7 what you do is fap before you see her so you hold out longer and she gets a complex that she can't make you cum fast/normally and you look like a rad stud who lasts for ages and shit.

APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW

This works btw the more insecure you make a girl feel the better

.

Are we, dare I say it, back?

no, nacional is just that awful at the moment. they have been ver poor since last season.

>losing to a team that have one win in the league all season

>the absolute city of OP

can we make it til the next porto-leicester game?

As long as we have meme magic in our side it's possible

what a faggot

Oh look, this thread is still around.

Sure would be embarrassing for the OP if someone was to BUMP it again.

its waiting till porto do rape the lestah cihy foxes

Bumperino, my fellow dra-doddly-gon!

10/10

Why is this thread still alive

memes

In case nobody knows if you flex all your muscles (especially your glutes) super hard before you're about to nut it won't happen. It's not fun but at least you'll last.

VERY fast shitposter bumping at incredible hihg speed