Who should be the next England manager?

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>moyes

>moyes

Well, assuming it has to be an Englishman, Dyche and Howe seem to be last two choices left.

just go foreign

brenny

Don't forget big Beeve Struce, the potato faced cunt.

>gary neville
>plays against spain and loses 0-7
>he commits harakiri to save his family's honour
>but he's english so there was no honour to save
rip in piece sweet prince

If that's an option then there are loads of choices desu. for example.

Honestly?

Pards.

He's as sly as a fox.

I haven't forgotten him, or Pardew.

I'm just assuming that they're going to get fucked when more Telegraph revelations come out.

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Hes just a better bog sim

Why the fuck didn't we get Rafa when he was available?

He was desperate for any job in England.

wait for Emery to get fired by PSG

Does Bruce fit any of the Telegraph's criteria though?

>The assistant manager of a high-profile football club accepted a £5,000 cash “bung”

Won't be Mike Phelan, Hull aren't that high profile, and £5k is not enough for someone who worked at Man U for a decade.

>Ten managers were named by players’ agents as taking bribes to fix player transfers

Can't think of any odd Hull transfers that didn't make any sense.

>Two well-known managers discussed becoming ambassadors for the same fictitious firm as Sam Allardyce

Potentially?

>Another high-profile manager admitted his players broke FA rules by betting on their own games but he failed to report it

Hull do have a lot of Irish but there have never been any reports of anything dodgy.

>A senior figure at a Premier League club helped undercover reporters to formulate a plan to bribe managers

Pardew, Pulis I can see as the two managers.

Klinsmann pls

LVG or Mancini

Mancini would be great, after seeing the effect the Man City job had on him being England manager would surely cause him to have an actual mental breakdown.

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>That flag
>the mad bantz

You guys are on fire today.

Nobody who hasn't won a major trophy. No English candidates are good enough.

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le tortured proffesseur man must be available soon.

IT'S TIME

Choose wisely

I think it's time to go foreign again. Grande Samir is available

Beg Harry Redknapp to unretire

Need nutty pards

Imagine hiring Pardiola and then having him also be implicated in the telegraph investigation

there genuinely hasn't been any good english managers for 40 years.

hiddink, lagerback, blanc, trappatoni, AVB would all be good appointments

>Sacking the winningest England manager in history
>Englel

Please PLEASE take Klinsmann.

>Wanting to sabotage your world cup finals run
>Ameridoops

>FA hire 'Arry
>Telegraph reveal he's one of the bleeped out names
>FA sack him before he gets a single game.

>I rate Klinsmeme

We need a tactician, not some retarded yoga buddha loving kraut

It's not even about tactics, who's going to step in after he leaves with a game against mexico in a month and prevent the camp from imploding?
>inb4 Bob "I'm taking the Swansea Job" Bradley

England need a proper Englishman, a big guy that will play 4-4-2 with the tallest CBs available and hoof it up to Andy Carroll.
Pulis is the only option.

Will the Telegraph reveal the other managers he mentioned?

Haddick or Howe. They'll tell Rooney, Hart, etc to fuck off

just like Christoph Daum then

just stfu please. the influx of german rejects alone will make us a top 10 country in 2-6 years

He's taking the St Mirren job lad

>Christoph Daum

lol just read about that.

>"I have never used cocaine, test my hair and see"
>"what, there was cocaine in that hair? It clearly wasn't actually MY hair I gave you"

Pulis is Welsh

>dumping Celtic to manage the England national team

I'm sure that would be popular.

Give him a chance

>people are seriously considering pardew and bruce

just fucking slit my throat in my sleep already

I've never seen that lock there before.

What did they mean by this?

>wayne rooney 200/1

easy money lads

>Alan Shearer is joint 4th on the list
>Only managerial credentials are 8 games with an 11% win rate

Wonga!

based pards

please take moyes from us

C O L I N W A N K E R

moyes

>Phil Neville

>hiring a specialist in failure

He truly fits the English national team values

Hoddle deserves another chance. Maybe he's been out of the game for too long though. England are shit and there are zero expectations so anyone will except that cunt Gary Neville.

Reminder that literally every English manager named ITT is probably one of the 8 other managers from that sting.

tim slagwood

england lacks a philosophy