Why is he so angry?
Why is he so angry?
He's a cunt.
they don't let him go to morocco
His a gay xd
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Because he's getting subbed more often.
He knows his carreer is slowly getting put to a halt.
It's cold in Germany
Manicure was a waste of time
Looks like it was one of those shots where the ball hits the tip of your finger and jars it.
That shit hurts. I had a sprained thumb for 2 weeks when it happened to me. And I'm hard as nails, not a little pussy like Ronaldo
came here to say that there is a tax called TSU in Portugal
Literal autism
Those two deflected goals would have tried the patience of a saint desu.
>messi hates cr7
>messi hates taxes
>taxes = TSU in portuguese
>this is how you do it, kiko
MY AUTISM I CANT CONTROL IT ANY MORE
mad cristiano = best cristiano
Messi wins again.
>messi hates cr7
Hate is a strong word, they definitely enjoy each other's company
>tfw Passos wanted to lower the TSU
this can't be real
What the fuck portugal
He's just passionate about the game.
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I smell some fresh new addition to this meme
his boyfriend cheated on him
Because both his paycheck and national team won major trophies this year without him doing anything spectacular
he's useless
been mad since based zizou subbed him
dat sexual tension
>mfw I refuse to pay my TSUs
Literally a freaking princess. What would happen if one of his team mate punched him so hard he lost some of his teeth? Would the team mate get arrested? Fired? Jailed?
>A
>FUCKING
>TAX
>What would happen if one of his team mate punched him so hard he lost some of his teeth? Would the team mate get arrested?
Depends on the teammate. Bale, Ramos, and Modric would probably get away with a suspension and a public apology. Anyone else would be sold ASAP.
What dialect of Spanish is that? I understand most of it, but they keep dropping in words I've never heard.
>you TSUUUUUU so hard you enter another dimension
>What dialect of Spanish is that?
none
Worth it desu, as long as you don't get jailed.
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Oh, so it's Catalonian then.
it is
I saw that game, he's standing around at the end not helping while shit goes wrong then throws a tantrum like a faggot
That guy's Ronaldo impression is on point
Catalunyan*
Whatever, it's the ebonics of Spain.
man, the closet is a hard place to be forever...
>I understand most of it
Go back to your spic country, faggot
I'd be pissed too if a ball jammed my finger.
I was born and raised here, hick
>jus soli
Let me tell TSUUUU how it will be
There's one for TSUUUU and three for me
Cause I'm the taxman, TSUUUU i'm the taxmaaaan
Should my tap-ins appear too small
I won't win the golden ball
Cause I'm the taxman, yeaaah I'm the taxmaaaan
If you drive a car I'll TSUUUUU the street
If you try to sit I'll TSUUUUUU your seat
If you get too cold I'll TSUUUUU the heat
If you take a walk I'll TSUUUUUU your feet
Taxman!
Cos I'm the taxman! Yeaaahhhh I'm the taaxmaaannn
My parents are both US citizens too, my ancestors came here in the 1880s.
>no one was mean enough to say he's upset because he broke his fingernail
Cred Forums is improving
>I understand most of it
I'm just taking the piss m9. We live in post-national states!
sorry for off topic but i really really like this image
lel
He literally scored 2 goals and allowed the team to advance to the knock-out rounds
>Americans discussing football
holy shit. is there youtube link for this?