He's a Gunslinger

>He's a Gunslinger

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>first to arrive, last to leave

>he's really got the intangibles

>he's a cowboy, bay-bee

that's a real thing you german deutsch.

>he's a gym/film rat

>we played great the first-half, they just wanted it more

>he's a real gym rat

>He's a nigger

>hes a real student of the game

Good post

Made me laugh

10/10

>"I just wanna thank Jesus Christ. Without him, I wouldn't be here right now"

>we are allergic to lightning

>he really makes you think

>analytics won't tell you what this guy does on the field

>7 nation army starts playing

>they are playing to win
Always triggers me.

>the better team lost today

>he is good with his feet

>the better team won today

>He is praying on the field before the Game

Did team x lose this game or did team y win it

Team x won
>but it was a moral victory for team y

>Don't worry, it's just a game

>The Team is playing against the Manager

>a tale of two halves
>the beautiful game

>and here comes the pizza
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>he's a real blue collar, bring your lunch pail kind of guy

>a man on a mission

>the team with the most points will win the game

> he's a real meat and potatoes type of player

>he's like a kid in his backyard out there

>legendary work ethic

>the kind of player you build a team around

>a future hall of famer through and through

>they're a team that likes to play football

>he played with his dad in the backyard

>he plays with a chip on his shoulder

>he really is a five tool player

Read this in Jon Gruden's voice

>He carries the whole team on his back.

>spider 2 y banana

>I tell ya, that quarterback's Built Tough™ just like the all new 2017 Ford® Ranger Super Cab, available now at your local Ford® dealership

>coach's son

>OMAHA OMAHA 3 19 HUT HUT

>discount double check

I read the whole thread in Grudens voice.

>what a nice addition to the team

>He's deceptively quick out there
>He really gives it his all out there
>He has an enormous impact. But so does Burger King with their new Eggnormous Burrito, only at participating restaurants
>He's 2 for 5 today, not unlike the McDonald's 2 for $5 deal, now including the new Triple Cheeseburger
>He's a real murder out there. He's like a Chevy Silverado, able to do the working man's job.
>He's just so hard to being down. Which is what my wife says to me after I've taken some Cialis!

>They clawed their way back

>You know what they say about the "Prevent" defense

>He's always playing with a smile on his face

>we

11/10

I love this. What an autist

>así es el fútbol

>He's a real student of the game

>in order to win you need to score more points than the other team

>he runs with authority

>Het lijkt wel.... of hij de bal aan een touwtje heeft

>don't let team x's poor performance take away from how good team y were

>either side of the goalkeeper and it would have gone in

>he lives and breathes the game

>hes strong , athletic , very muscular , his timing his right , hes just good ..I can't find a fault in him john outside his white skin

>You gotta put the ball right in the scorezone

>he's deceptively quick

>and a touchdown..OH THAT IS DISGUSTING THAT STUPID FUCKING NIGGER TAKES OFF HIS PANTS AND SHOWS HIS BLACK MONKEY ASS TO THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT A DISGUSTING ACT BY RANDY COON MOSS

what did joe mean by this?

>this kid is a gamer

>he's like a Swiss army knife on the field

brilliant

>that's a poor us defense if I ever saw one.

>he just likes to have fun

>He chases the ball like a kid on a playground

>He's the utility player of this team.

>He's a real Swiss Army Multi-Tool, he can just do any job that's needed

>he's a north-south runner.

>his got big hands

>He redefined his Position

>he can get down hill

>he battles

>hes a big guy

>he's a gamer

>he doesn't throw, he pitches

>a professional hitter

>he's a baller

UUUU

>magisterial

For TSUUUUUUU

>dynamic
swear people think this word is a synonym for "good"

>baseball commentators not giving a shit about the game but instead focusing on a guy throwing pizza

Is this how people manage to sit through a baseball game?

Why are you yuros so fucking gay

>he leaves it all on the field

the crowd is part of the sport in baseball

> He is the [NATIONALITY] Messi

Dumb greentexters.

the ball is constantly flying into the crowd and is in play, so it's not unusual for the cameras to track the ball into the crowd, it's one of the things that makes the sport unique
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Baseball fucking sucks. I don't know how people manage to sit through that shit. I remember when commentators were making fun of these sorority girls on their phones, but I don't know what else you're supposed to do for three hours of nothing.

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There has literally only been one.

>he is a play-maker

> He's the kind of guy that could just break the door down and bend my wife over and split her in half while I hide in the corner and jerk my pathetic white cock