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Guinness black stout is the best beer tbqh

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- a pleb

Wow, thank you so much! You even went through the trouble of posting news from two different websites, instead of just one!

I really appreciate that, for real. The world needs more people like you around!

Good thread.

Get your fooks warmed up lads. It's gonna be a long 2 months.

>FOOK

Thats not a beer

how many bongs and bings til the presser

>Goobster will heem Alvarez, Wonderboy, HENDO, Cormier,Sealevel Cain in that order

vroom vroom

*revs up sperg*

You're welcome boys, revved him up good this time for you

why do you want to do the OPs so much. I don't get it.

>prefering light beer

It's just alcohol flavored water

Missah McGregors never ending meme journey continues

Goob bless

Guys Karolina and Joanna are both my girls. I don't know how to feel about this fight.

Lol he's so oblivious

who is this freak?

Thanks man, hopefully he delivers.

>>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:

What's this in reference to?

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

ROOT FOR JJ

Rich "Synthol" Pianna

look at and then look at this pic lmao

>202ers exist

Canadian sperg got permanently shook by dockautist and now he mentiosn him all the time.

Why is Canada so based.

>Mickey drove a Walmart bread truck to pay for BJJ class while in college

Mickey's a fookin ard worker

I was there when Canada and the U.S. fought over who would get to be a faggot

leafs are not good and you guys should stop revving the sperg.
Give him an OP every now and then

>people genuinely upset that khabib didnt get the shot

khabeeb is literally the biggest meme fighter out there, dining out on 3 year old wins and has a knee literally held together with cadaver parts, he's trash get rid.

Which time? Cause it happens on a daily basis.

Every time.

>its a canadian sperg vs american autist fights over who gets to suck the dick episode

>stop bullying
But /heem/ has the best spergs. I love communicating with them.

#DanaLiar

Start spreading this all over social media to fight Dana's lies and greed.

#DanaLiar

but Karolina is equally as cute

I know that feel, but I will choose Joanna.

>Weidman vs Romero

POTENTIAL FIGHT OF THE YEAR LADS

I disagree.

...

Is John 'Mega Manlet' Lineker gonna prove everyone of his doubters wrong AGAIN?

Seriously everytime this guy fights all anyone can say is "He's so one dimensional he just swings wildly X is too fast and too technical to lose to such a one trick pony"

Then he goes in there and beats the living fuck out of whatever happens to be standing above him at the time, honestly they need to have Mini-brock ref from now on, or he might just Roy Nelson the official.

she has the face of a heroin addicted horse

If Romero beats Weidman impressively will he be next for titleshot?

THIS FUCKING CARD

>Literally everyone now meme loves Mcgregor
>We now remember the "death of a meme" after Nate won the first fight
>It meant nothing
>Mcgregor is the new Schaub
>Nobody is surprised over the most bullshit title fight in UFC history
This new /HEEM/ is just cancer, I will miss you guys.

WHY THE LONG FACE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

she looks like a horse dude she is not cute

if you were like a super ugly guy and you managed to swing her then maybe I'd be like yeah I get it she's good looking to you, but to normal people, she isn't

seething

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

*sans injuries and USADA

Two words:

Injury
Bug

you just don't get it dude

Heem yourself my man, Gooby bless

If Tate vs who is on the main card over Weidman and Gay Jesus I will be mad

Predict who pussies out/get's usada'd from 205

I predict Rashad will either pop or hurt his pussy.

Have memes gone too far?

I'm setting the over/under at 20.5 for how many days out from UFC 205 that Tyron will pull out.

What do you think?

>White: We’re working on Khabib vs. Johnson in NYC

This card is going to blow 200 the fuck out so hard

This could actually break 2 mil PPV

>What do you think?

I think you're a fucking racist white male.

It's going to break 2 mil. The Gooby fight alone would be a top 3 all time without this stacked as fuck main card to back it up.

Why is every polish fighter so cute?

lmao I agree my dude

Under for sure. He'll pull out nine days before the fight. "Lower body injury"

You are correct.

Now answer the fucking question.

Jef

Imagine if Cowboy and Lawler was still a go too

total casual here, when's the next ppv?

Who /still mourning Lawler vs Cerrone/ here?

Google/Google

Next Google

10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2

Imagine if they announced Rousey vs Holm out of nowhere.

500 bongs

I literally care more about krazy horse than honda

Am I not a true fightfan if I'm starting to like rizin a lot more since the first round?

Tonight!

I'm just saying if they put that fight on the card it would fucking sail past 2 million buys.

how long is that in bings?

Post your dream fights

Prime Anderson Silva vs Jon Jones, the fight time forgot.

35,000?

instagram.com/p/BK3c6g1Bamj/

The madman

I believe it's 30000 bings

he didn't ask u

Would you also like it in binks?
Because it would be 1.8 million binks

Delete or I will pull guard on you and we all know you can't survive there

Dont talk to him like that

are there 70 seconds per minute in ireland?

There's 0% chance Tyron pulls out are you serious he's got Goobs on the card he is making REAL money for the first time
Thompson is far more likely to pull out

I will be surprised if all three of the big fights for 205 happen without injuries derailing them. I wanna see goobs/Eddie happen the most though

>Yfw Luke Thomas is crying over kabob not getting the shot

When the old man wins the belt and retires, will Bispong retire too?

That makes ZERO sense, GSP vs Silva

Youre stupid

Don't talk to me like that

*your

now who is stupid?

Jon would end Silvas remaining brain activity

When Khabib beats Johnson, who will people say he has to beat in order to not be a can crusher?

Go ahead and explain how Silva vs Jones makes more sense

YOU'RE ON STEROIDS

>that fucking mini-me brock lesnar

every time

The idea is prime vs prime though

Steroidphobes will look like total bigots in couple of years

I didnt say it makes more or less sense. It doesnt make ZERO sense like your retarded ass said

>two legends who have both fight at LHW makes no sense

Moron

Hey, what did you think of
this joke?

Bit rude tbqh but it was humorous

Jones is way too big for silva you mongoloid, GSP and silva are way better match

Anyone want Conor to get heemed?

Who /comfy/ here?

Might be jetting off to watch UFC 205 to cheer on Conor in MSG.

Lads

I few weeks ago I asked you to send me some rare Schaubs to make my cat feel better

Just wanted to let you know he's alright now thanks

>uhh uhh hes too big!!!

What a fucking pussy retard you are. Literally never stopped Silva from fighting at LHW before

Forrest walked above 230 consistently

God you are a bird brained idiot

>he too big!!!

Moron

Go, you won't regret it. I envy you.
Good luck, Paddy
/comfy/

Forrest Griffen,Chanel sonnen,Dan Henderson got rekt at 205

The difference between Silva-GSP isnt that much different than Jon-Silva weight wise you spastic mongoloid

/comfy/ indeed

I really like watching events alone at night, makes it extra comfy.

Still appreciate it, thanks lad

Glad Dana called Roy out on his bullshit

Griffin was a LHW champ at one point retard

>they got rekt

So fucking what you retard? Are you proud at how much of an autist you are?

Forrest never should have been champ, fight with Rampage was terrible. Must be nice having quentins coin purse

It's gonna be hilarious to watch Conor KO Eddie then hand him his title back after the fight.

Rda vs Khabib 2
Khabib vs Eddie
Khabib vs Fergo

>Jon Jones versus Anderson Silva makes ZERO sense nigger faggot kill your self

What is wrong with you people?

...

GSP vs Silva makes more sense sir

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/11315205
strawpoll.me/11315205
strawpoll.me/11315205

Do not vote in the last poll it's gay.
news: themaclife.com

/r/ing webm of Reem getting his head bounced on the mat like a basketball by Stipe

Why is Rumble ducking Conor?

can not take the leftan sho

>This could actually break 2 mil PPV
Nah I don't think it'll be as big as Conor/Nate desu. I don't think I've even really seen it hyped that much. I know it's far out, but the 200 hype train had begun which is why I think it got others to tune in

Casuals love the drama and them two delivered that in literal spades. Alvarez isn't like that. It's Conor, so it's obviously a money fight but I don't think it'll have the same interest honestly

Ridiculously stacked card though, I'd love to see Khabib on there. I think it's fine he's getting another fight before a title shot and Michael Johnson is a top tier opponent. There won't be any denying Khabib if he wins and it'll silence some doubters. Then you've got JJ, Weidman, Wonderboy holy shit actually you might be right wtf

Everybody loves uncle Dana, I miss the post fight scrums

If any mods are reading this please consider my post history and possibly retroactively ban me for:

1. Not ever posting anything constructive to the thread
2. 1

megan's tight jeans @ We're on a #MSGAllAccessTour at The Garden! Check it out!
#UFCNYC

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Look closely in this webm and you can see Stipe using his fist to tap on Overeem's chin. Ref should've stopped it right there tbqh, Stipe got lucky.

>bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/27/13062598/how-michael-bisping-helped-save-kendall-grove-career-ufc-bellator

>“For me, he’s a brother for life. We share a common bond from The Ultimate Fighter; he won and I won. He’s always been super cool to me. His career went one direction, and mine went the other. When I was at a low point, he reached out to me and said, ‘Hey bro, if you e
ever need help, I got you.’

>Three weeks later, I was in a pretty bad situation. I didn’t have anyone to train with, things were getting grim and I was contemplating retirement, seriously. I reached out to him, and he told me, ‘I’ll fly you out here.’ I didn’t have nothing at the time—nothing. That didn’t matter. He flew me out, gave me money to help him train—I think it was for Brian Stann—and ever since then, we’ve been training partners.

BASED BISKING

i didn't ask for these feels, pal

would roy have kicked him for that stoppage xD

YA GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BUDDEH

Do you ever do anything with your life other than rush to make /heem/ threads? Seems very unfulfilling.

Juwa watched a YouTube video of some dude challenging Rich Pazozzle in a street fight. Rich bitched out saying that he's just a lifter not a fighter, then he goes and makes a video challenging the dude to a sanctioned MMA bout , last man standing style.

Is there a bigger pussy than this dude?

>pic related

I don't know why but I just don't really see Alvarez taking it against Conor. Maybe the split decision against Pettis has lingered in my mind too long, but for the first time in a while I think a win is really quite possible and perhaps even likely here for Conor

...

Too bad no one cares what you think

>le 48-47 majority decision man

Who is your favourite CURRENT UFC CHAMPION? Bonus points for the reason why.

I'm honestly pretty surprised JJ and KK managed to get on the 205 card. If I recall they both wanted it and called for it, but I just didn't see it happening

Pretty glad it is though

...

>tfw only 46 days until the mcgregor meme is burried
Enjoy it while it lasts boys

(You)

GOAT CARD

ALRIGHT LADS, WHO WILL GET INJURED?

WILL IT BE WOODLEY TO FURTHER SOLIDIFY HIS COWARDICE?

WILL IT BE ALVAREZ TO GO IN ACCORDANCE TO TRADITION?

WILL IT BE GASTELUM FORCING CERRONE TO TAKE A LAST MINUTE OPPONENT YET AGAIN?

COULD IT POSSIBLY BE WEIDMAN?

OR ARE WE LOOKING AT MCGREGOR'S FIRST FIGHT CANCELLING INJURY?

PLACE YOUR BETS

Cruz he's unique

>this is said, in about 100 different syntaxes, 1000 times each every fight he has

Welcome back to /heem/ Missed you between March and August.

We don't need to worry if Gastelum pulls out. Cerrone is at WW now, he can step in

A reminder that the mcgregor meme ended a long time ago and we had a few months of enjoyable /heem/ with no irish or spanish flags around

There's a big Polish community in NYS.

Every time.

>Cerrone is at WW now, he can step in

CAN U IMAGINE

thanks for the kind welcome man, i was harsh to you and you were just plain nice to me. I regret my harsh words and wish you the best in the future.

''''''''polish'''''''''''

...

Jesus Christ, stop tarnishing my name here you fucking virgin.

Fuck outta here.

>I didn't get my Lawler spicy banger
Why fucking live.

Alvarez can wrestlefuck Conor to a 50-45 decision, or a TKO late in round 3/4. I'm a degenerate gambler but I'm not touching this one.

3 1/2 bongs

youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY

They can both polish my knob, if you know what I mean.

Why can't Alvarez win featherweight title from this fight ? It is only fair that way

Pettis is a much better grappler than Conor, he subbed Charles Oliveira

Thanks

I refuse to get excited because I know injuries/Dana will fuck this up somehow.

Any time.

>Why can't Alvarez win featherweight title from this fight ?

Because it's not at 145.

That was a really spicy roller from Pettis

>Good vs Muhammad

lel

boetsch vs natal

12/13 fights listed which is odd

And Why is Weidman v Romero so low?

lol

Different user, I love our black scientists, PhD students and racial historians.

Black lives matter, whites lives don't.

Come backing Jamaica where now WE own the cane fields you wonce did ya pussy.

Who /CAN'T WAIT/ today?

GO BIG
THE TIME IS NOW
WELCOME TO THE SHOW

>Filename

Disgruntled landlocked midwesterner detected lol

Shook

UNSTOPPABLE

hey I don't like your tone

Just added

The bout order will be finalized within the next couple weeks

i live on the beach of the atlantic ocean, and not in a shit hole like jersey

i'd rather live in south dakota than new york shitty though

So youre working class scum, gotcha

Jacksonville or Virginia Beach?

They're giving away free tickets for the MSG presser. If I live the house right now I can make it there on time and spout /heem/ memes for you to hear on the stream.

your women fake orgasms but british men are gay. they care small and gay,lol

>being homeless

lol i grew up in new canaan, connecticut

i don't get how people take pride in living in NYC you go in there and it's fucking dilapidated housing, trash and graffiti everywhere, overcrowded, a literal stench every so often

Please don't do this

Please do this

It would be extra cool if you randomly called out for SCHAUB

And yet you managed to be a flyover by being a working class serf

Please do this

Shout "FUCK U GOOF".

Do it, faggot.

Don't do this

i live in vero beach florida, new york city fucking stinks

>being homeless

...

:(

>Florida

Oh so you live in the worst state in america

Florida is a dumpster

oi im in north miami, you wanta bang bro?

Daddy-cuck

What kind of spicy memes will be coming out of Mcgregor this evening lads?

Why is Tecia so sexy bros?

chad mendez was a better wrestler

Literal man face and can't fight

Mom is sexier

Nottin

for a goof while we wait:

strawpoll.me/11315779
strawpoll.me/11315779
strawpoll.me/11315779

>UFC 205 Post Fight Conference

I'm the bigger man here yeh

>s-should i go there and yell stuff guys?
either do it or don't bring it up

For sure stay in your lane

UFC 205 Theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac

he is tho

I'm gonna do it #yolo

Post some spicy rollers

Why do we keep putting these fucking children in main events?

Why is this literal roid monster allowed into the UFC?

>walking = running

know how i can tell your an obese?

everybody loves kids

>]

Nate is 6ft so he is definitely a man

Have you ever been to Naples? Jacksonville? Pompano Beach? Orlando? Dunellen?

I live in Virginia in you'd think people were pacifists they way they hate this place yet it's economy is booming, you've got personal protection and gun laws that allow you not to be raped and trampled by feral schwaartzen, you've got no state income tax.

It is objectively a superior state to NY in terms of housing and climate.

Look at Albany or Schenectady or even something closer to the "black hole" and you see nothing but leftover real estate from booms before our parents were born.

In Florida, I can buy a place that would be palatial in comparison to a 600k crackhouse and still live next to more whites/asians than almost anywhere that isn't backwater Adirondacks.

You are literally children who don't know what a bill is so I can't blame you for being mad about lines on a map. After all, this is an MMA general since there isn't a "white trash" general anywhere.

...

Should I tell casuals about this 205 conference or leave them be?

Goob comes 40 minutes late anyway

>these rankings

i'm the guy who brought up new york city sucking, i don't give a fuck about defending the state of florida i'm just saying new york city fucking STINKS

>anything below 6'1 not a manlet

die out

post me i lazy ty britfriend

>All that projecting in just one post

Comes with living in a dump like Florida

thanks lads

Well, maybe Khabib is not getting cucked afterall.

>Dana White says UFC 205 is not complete yet. Khabib "the Eagle" Nurmagomedov vs. Michael Johnson is in the works. Who ya got?

Khabib via fraplerape

She's a good girl, leave him alone.

khabib against anybody. I have too little evidence of him ever being under pressure to bet against him

I can't keep responding to a child at a community college who just green texts.

How does living with mother feel past 25? Seriously, I've live on my own since I was 19 and I can't imagine seeing meth head babies like you anywhere near my town. You'd legitimately be looked at like a ghetto nog in Naples.

graplerape*

Blacksplosion has been on a roll lately. I want to see Khabib get cucked by a guy out of top 5 to drag him out of a title shot

he said you were projecting... of all the replies you could have made you thought this was the best?

is bulgaria white?

Here you go mate; this is what projection means.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

>Naples
are you pretending the west coast isn't entirely white trash?

[projection intensifies]

/heem/ confirmed for fight fans

Coming to the defense of your fellow /heem/mates is flattering, if a little expected when you post for each other. But seriously, using the same logical fallacies over and over again just solidifies my point about the misplaced hatred for a place that is objectively one of the nicest states in the union.

It takes more self-loathing to convince yourself that a bad situation is the only thing worth defending than actually throwing out facts to me about how my life isn't as good as being in the State of New York.

Also, it's not projection when that accurately fits the description of approximately 50% of the people on this board, probably moreso than places like Cred Forums.

The funniest part is that he was right.

He was inefficient with his energy and he proved it.

Still, that excuse won't fly when Alvarez flattens him.

This guy is ultra mad

Is this what they mean when they talk about the amerisperg as if there is one amerisperg which spergs hard enough to outshine all the rest of us?

Can't wait for that pussy bitch Kennedy to get heemed so sweetly.

Shookereder than spain

Yeah, I was going to point it out too - he's immediately identifiable.

...

Yes

>Memearez
>Surviving that leff hah shoh

Heh.

anyone else a little worried for goobs with the quick turnaround? he was just in a 5 round war last month that he needed crutches for after and he's gonna fight the LW champ in early november.

yes, but he'll prove me wrong as per.

>Implying I'm ever the shook one
>Implying I'm not always the shooker

Kys, Jean Paul.

>The Amerisperg having an assburger explosion ITT
Wew lad.

twitter.com/FrankieEdgar/status/780850473368686592

no, we wuz kangz and shiiiet

How badly is Eddie going to get SHAKEN UP by BASED GOOBS?

6 months

>twitter.com/FrankieEdgar/status/780850473368686592

EDGAR CONFIRMED FOR /heem/ LURKER

Losing to Eddie would be more embarrassing than losing to Nate. Goobs wouldn't take this fight injured

>florida man calling anyone white trash

What was heem like in the fight thread when Tyron won? It must have been mayhem desu

Can Eddie wrestlefuck for 5 rounds without gassing?

Can they have Max Holloway go at it with Aldo in the meantime then? This Conor hold up is ridiculous, but with an interim title they don't have to keep it completely at a stand still whilst Conor is away

Still ridiculous

what kind of mcgregor will be at the presser today?
before nate loss or after nate loss?

lel

Yes

It's over Connor! I have the height!

>florida man
>I live in Virginia

This is such an American post to miss that and then call someone white trash.

This was too easy. All these yous and no one can defend the state of New York. Florida beats New York by no contest. Sounds like a good UFC PPV

>Aldo
>Not finished
Pick one.

Can Eddie take dat left hand shot?

Tyrone*

It was less about Woodley and more about Lawler

As I recall the card wasn't the best either, personally I sort of saw it coming desu

Her return will change the world forever

Before Nate loss, he is a rejuvenated man and can talk shit about Eddie since he hasn't lost to him.

A lot of disgruntled "noooooooooooooo" from butthurt white bois

He's finished on ur mums face m8

>implying lawler is white

But i'm not white

He would have to give up his title if one of them won tho

Didn't need to tell us that Huego

As I sit there, observing my (you)'s, I notice some fellow Americans exemplifying my distaste of this country. Everybody around me don't understand me for the simple reason that I am much more intelligent than they can comprehend. They shame me. This debate was easy; and they always are for me. I collect more (you)'s; these fools do not know with whom they are messing with. AVAST!

Conor doesn't have the STAMINA to go 5 rounds with Eddie. Believe me. He is weak and will get taken down at will. THAT! I can assure you.

>He would have to give up his title if one of them won tho
Why?

THIS YOU?

CHINA

cause Aldo already has the interim title

Ireland is being silly

>>I live in Virginia

Lol

>mfw It's actually true.

i look like a less attractive anthony pettis

Mayhaps somebody tell me the quantity of bongs?

Big Bong exploded and seeded all its bongs into the atmosphere

I don't follow you at all. If Aldo fights Holloway, he either defends or loses his interim title, it has little bearing on the real belt

Stop pretending, 194ers are the easiest to shook. Easier than Gooby.

11pm

youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY

two bongs thirteen bings

thanks matey

It's unfortunate that you didn't use the county of York vs. Florida instead of just denigrating the style of my post. I actually would've preferred the kitana and fedora reply.

Isn't York county pretty nice? Also the whitest by features of people as well?

It's a disaster, it's a disaster let me tell you. We haven't had a single white LW champion in years, it's very sad. We are losing our LW titles to illegal immigrants, they come here they don't wanna put on a good show, they're wrestlecuckers, they're making cagehugging popular, buy rates are very low, it's very sad.

>he either defends or loses his interim title

so both Conor AND Aldo can be champs without fighting each other again? isn't that special :)

...

That's literally already the case?

I always thought it was worse to be interim champ

If your tdd is shit you deserve to be wrestlefucked.

I don't think you understand. Holloway/Aldo would be for the interim belt
It'd determine a new interim holder, yeah it doesn't make much sense, but defending an interim title isn't some new concept.

>Still shook after all these months
France, ladies and gentlemen.

Nick = Me
Gomi = You

kek

He's memeing lad. The biggest wrestlefucker in the division is white
>implying muslim slav is white

How about Khabib vs Nate Diaz? 155 or 170

Nate is fighting Conor again then retiring

Fun fact: Jose Aldo's reach is longer than Max Holloway's by .5 inches.

Is Dee pregnant, are we getting Mini McGregor?

Nate vs Rory electric boogaloo either weight
Nate really doesn't fair well against guys who aren't too proud gameplan against him and wrestle and/or leg kick the shit out of him

>defending an interim title isn't some new concept.

When was the last time this happened?

Not worth the risk for Nate in any way. He'll probably lose and lose his shot at Mcgregor

>Evans
>185

>Cut to 145 makes him impotent
>Can't fight Aldo cause his dick won't get hard

No.

Him and Artem are thinking of adopting.

Why are Americans so obsessed with >muh heritage?

He's quitting SBG and starting a real gym

reaction to a lack of tribalism that ended after the civil war

When was the last time a Champ was healthy and fought without actually defending his belt?

Conor is the exception

How many bongs until the press conference?

4.5

Not an answer.

>When was the last time a Champ was healthy and fought without actually defending his belt?

Never because not defending your belt by definition doesn't make you the champion.

1

little less than 2

Barao

>Never because not defending your belt by definition doesn't make you the champion.
What are you even on about?

Conor is healthy and not defending his belt. Are you literally denying this?

Looks like Luke has finally moved on from Taylor

I think he's confused, none of these posts have anything to do with each other.

she finally left fez? no way

205 PRESSER IS LIVE

youtu.be/1fdPD86229A
youtu.be/1fdPD86229A
youtu.be/1fdPD86229A

Bisping really did a number on him, what a disaster

FUUUUCK this big cock faggot is fucking demi? SHE WAS MINE

YOU'RE GETTING HEEMED AGAIN LUKE. IM JUST AN AVERAGE GUY.

holy shit! thanks man, like where else could I ever find this stuff?!

god bless you

The point is he should be defending his belt or let it go.

Quick question lad, why the use of Cormier for these? It's pretty fitting, but what prompted you in the first place?

mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13077846/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-will-have-to-give-up-a-title-after-ufc-205

>Conor gets heemd by Eddie
>Dana makes him give up his 145 lbs
Lmao

I can't dislike it more than twice bro

>Believing anything this roided bald goof has to say

>this starts a cycle of Alvarez, Nate, Aldo trilogies

Connor will fight these 3 for the rest of his career

Daily reminder to train every single day.

youtu.be/ZSyy-Ipb_zU

This is the correct choice if Conor wins he's a double division champion for a night and doesn't hold up the division

Dana is a good promoter desu

here's something you won't believe:

Dana is lying again

Dana is a good liar*

He has no credibility whatsoever.

Jobless virgin

>being in the lost battalion

i didn't start it, it was a leaf who did it first and i found it funny.

i would use a smiling woodley but that triggers wonderwoman fedoras

absolute bullshit
he is already holding up a division

>any country in the world outside of norway, denmark and iceland
>white

pick 1

Can't dislike it more than 5 times lads.

Can you honestly say that watching Conor heem Aldo again would be more satisfying to you than watching him test himself against Alvarez/Khaleed/Donald/Tyrone/Floyd/GSP/Nick?

Maybe if Max puts on a show against Aldo there might be some intrigue in a move back to 145. But right now? No

less than 90 minutes to the McPresser, here's the link

youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY

If being white entails eating buried, rotten or acidic fish then I'm glad I'm not white

pettis is getting the fight against aldo

>le "h-he's special and doesn't have to defend his belt" conor fan

>iceniggers, the original migrant crisis
>>>white

Jokes don't change the reality of the quality of your own horrible life

I only pity that you will be eternally stuck near the misty woodpile swinging and swinging away at your greasy keyboard

Eugene Bless my sexless brother

No chance the Aldo rematch would be a quick KO again though. I want to see how a fight between them goes that lasts at least a few minutes.

I want to watch him win the LW belt, have Diaz-McGregor III and then have him fight Floyd for more money than anyone could ever spend and retire riding off into the sunset.

But he won't because he's Conor and he doesn't follow normal rules.

I agree with you, I think it's ridiculous, but why not let the action continue in the FW division when there's an interim champ?

Same height and conor has 5" reach advantage

Real fightfans don't care about belts. Real fightfans just wanna see good fights.

>1 bong 20 bings~

>reddit turbo ass-destroyed because Goober's shenanigans "ruins legitimacy of muh sport"

Gooby bless you all /heem/ there might never be a memester like this again.

FFS as much as I don't like him holding up the division I don't want him to give up any belt

It cheapens it, casuals will look at it as nothing but Goobs belt and you can't argue too much back since he legit won it

>he doesn't eat buried rotten fish

lmeo, you slavs crack me up you do

interim belt means nothing

There's every chance

If you haven't noticed, that's what Conor tends to do more often than not.
Unless Aldo goes full Chad then he doesn't have a chance. He just doesn't have the chin to stand with Conor.

[sperging intensifies]

He isn't the first and won't be the last. People should just enjoy every ride

Giving up a belt you aren't willing to defend doesn't cheapen it, it's the entire point of the belt you goof.

Please. You can name every champion but you can't name every FOTN winner. Good fights matter but most fighters and fans care who is the best more than who puts on the best fights.

this is mcgregors plan lads, I have it from an insider t-rex. dont ask me for names because I wont be able to reveal my sources.

>205
>throw aldo a bone and let him fight pettis on the card
>winner = wgaf
>make cuckbib fight a blacksplosive guy
>black heem rus
>conor heems alvafag STIFF

>post 205
>nate gets a titleshot in ireland because he beat johnson already
>fight aldo pettis winner
>retire GOAT

>Giving up a belt you aren't willing to defend doesn't cheapen it, it's the entire point of the belt you goof.
How does it not cheapen the belt when the rightful owner doesn't actually lose it in a fight? u da goof

You just don't get it do you. Do you think he's scared to defend his belt or something? All of the fights Conor is trying to get made are more difficult, more interesting and more profitable. It's just the way it is.

Khabib race card when

but he doesn't have to. aldo and edgar had their chance when RDA pulled out but they said no.

8

over/under on mcgoober being 20+/- minutes late to the presser?

it means a gooby payday, ask frankie how he feels about being btfo by aldo over a "meaningless" belt.

fw interim belt is worth than all others combined at this point

gooby freaking bless

You're only the rightful owner of the belt if you're willing and able to defend the belt. There is literally no argument against this and it's the way it's always worked, hence what happened to Cruz and what just happened to Jones.

Cormier has only one loss on his resume and some people still think he isn't a legitimate champion because he didn't beat Jones to get the belt

Why do people keep looking down on Aldo like he is some nobody just because he got heemed by Goobster after being shooked?

Did you also look down on Cain after his first bout with JDS or even Conor after getting sub?

With New York traffic?

over easy

Back to youtube.

joana is gonna get exposed man , wait for the talent to trickle up , shes going to get hers, at least ronda rousey made people love or hate her but joana is boring , zero draw power

Why does respect between fighters make me tear up a bit?

its true pal

y'all can't be that desperate for a president with a vagina

I feel like with how pissed Dana was at the 202 presser he had it put in Conor's contract he loses all his money if he's late or something. Probably not though and he will be 35 minutes late.

And just look at what's happened with Jones. People STILL don't see DC as the proper champ

Jobless virgin getting triggered again

no speaka da englesa, no tween demographic

under, Dana's gonna put his foot down this time

...right?

"""People""""

Take that back

By evans? someone who was never a good fighter their entire career?

Kennedy is going to win and he'll make it look easy.

it would be something to do with your vagina by my astute estimation

>this kills the potato

I know but still.

*downvotes your video*

Karolina is way too slow for that to happen. Now that Joanna's been knocked down by Claudia I expect her to be much better prepared to take punches, so Karolina would have to land a really lucky shot to win.

He'll be early cause he won his last fight and feels more comfortable coming off a win than a loss. At 202 he said if he came in late he wouldn't have to answer as many questions about being RNC'd by Nate and by coming in late he felt more comfortable dealing with the press as the first question they ask him is usually where he's been and while he's late. He knew this would piss off Nate, which caused the water bottle riot at the presser before the fight.

>Inside source

205 is what 200 should have been

Hope usada dont go and jew this event like they did 200

go back to Cred Forums man

Will Tyrone dab in the honor of all the BLM soldiers that were killed overseas?

>yfw Conor gets fucking heemed for the first time ever by eddie alvarez

That was a copypasted comment from a liberal youtube channel lmao

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This is Ireland's president, and you have the AUDACITY, to talk trash?

...

>American education

he's just the bloke that cuts the ribbons

>all those triggered white bois cause based wood is getting ppv points
the mass pooicide when tyron heems the twink, oh lads my dick

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Khabib would ragdoll both Alvarez and especially McTappy.

streamable.com/p9ar

Khabib vs Johnson confirmed?

Leaving Americans to know anything about how the Irish Political system works.

*pulls guard*
*submits you with a twister*
*dabs*

>mfw based T-Wood still gets his money fight but an easier opponent

he looks like goobie sanders

hello mr finland, did you do your salat yet?

Exactly 1 bong + fight kit shilling + goober time lads

youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY
youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY
youtube.com/watch?v=IpKHW6K7EVY

C'mon pal

You've got a gay muslim married to a tranny as Pres

>the Irish Political system works.

wgaf

so? he's a based little leprechaun m8

youtube.com/watch?v=B5OWRRJh-PI

our last two presidents were women anyway (it's a ceremonial role)

I'd rather watch a goober presser than any UFC headline fight that does not feature goober.

YOULL DEW NUTTIN

>Tyrone actually wants to fight in Ferguson
the triggy niggies will actually burn everything down and him and each other when he loses lmao

It'll be funny as fuck to see cyborg rape her like she did that swede

t.mandrama casual

>mfw they think wonderwoman is a tougher opponent than gsp

die

You know, I just don't think much of Alvarez at all so this matchup isn't doing a lot for me

Anyone else? He's not exactly been stellar in the UFC. I can't remember a single really great performance from him outside the title fight

IMMA FIGHT YO FUCKIN ASS

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE REAL FIGHT, THE REAL MONEY FIGHT

would genuinely rather watch the aldo rematch

>pretending to be excited by maia and dj to fit in with nerds
t. cyborg vs lansberg'er

He just heemed a guy nicknamed "Ruthless" imagine what he will do to Wonderwoman.

He's just an interim goof """"champion""""

Go be a casual somewhere else bruv

True desu. Wonderboy heems him, GSP completely demoralizes him for 5 rounds.

Who will replace Alvarez when he gets injured?

die here

>watching mma for the mandrama aspect of it then pretending not to be a mandrama loving booger eater

t.cm punk nuthugger

Cowboy moneyfight and they give Gastellum a burrito and hes satisfied as well.

nick diaz

you first

Too many boring ufc wrestlefuck matches. Is kickboxing any good?

nonce

Aldo

>h-he doesnt even deserve it
>muh orc will heem him you watch. fucking nigger
>REEEEEEEEEE he got luckyyyyy he didnt even deserve it
>my karate twink who heemed a usada'd midget who barely makes weight and a btfo leaf will teach him a lesson you watch
hold these L's in advance

NEW EMBEDDED

youtube.com/watch?v=1fdPD86229A

what other fighters have interesting/unconventional fighting styles? Just cruz and yair?

truth

Dada

>Literally begging me to dislike a shill video more than 5 times already

>this angry, this projecting
Typical

frankie unless aldo is on the card as well

one hey there, stud

While crying lol

hey

lol

??????????

how?

>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''""""""""""athlete"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Lmao khabib still thinks he deserves a title shot. He is worse than Tyrone

You look pretty shook m8. Are you ok?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"cropping"

She's more of an athlete than you cheeto fingered blob

fuck off m8 rizin is cool

I want to get hype about this too though. I can't even speak much of Alvarez if someone asks because what has he really done whilst in the UFC?

I was much more interested in RDA/Goobs since he was on a tear and had that whole death stare thing going on. Alvarez though? I don't know, I don't want to be hard on him but shit

>bitching about based wood all day
>get btfo all day
hold these L's in advance little white bois

tyron

He's officially in the phantom tollbooth.

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme arrows""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>tfw Kebab gets btfo

...

Khabib was literally given two contracts to sign and signed both, he got blue balled hard

Gadelha-Casey at FN 100

Between RDA and Eddie I don't know who I'd give a better chance against Conor. Really depends who is better at sticking to their gameplan.

BACK TO WINNING

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What a cuck lol

How does this warrant a title shot?

why is she fighting a can

i just had nam flashbacks of that guy's rogan podcast

S H A R T I N M A R T
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HE GOT TAGGED MIKE

Nate Diaz.

don't use that meme here or i'll fucking heem ya m8

>watching Rogan's podcast
can you be possibly be more of a goof

... okay

It doesn't.

It really should be Kebab vs Tony for a nr1 contender fight.

>its a joe rogan tries to disprove bigfoot episode

watching rogan's podcast is what got me into MMA

It was supposed to be but Ferguson got injured, nothing stopping that matchup now if I'm not mistaken but Johnson/Khabib sounds good to me too

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Ferguson is fighting RDA in like a month.

so that means you like his comedy or his dumb pseudo-science rambling? I guess you can be more of a goof!

who /shitposting on the livestream comments/ here?

I save all my shitposts for my friend simulator

I don't have to buy his bullshit to be entertained by it.

"conor bless" you fucking faggot mcmeme bumboy faggot gay

Oh shit, yeah. Kek, that's a good fight too. I think RDA mauls him

"Marcus Cicero: 'English people are scum. Getting raped by Pakis daily.' "

Wtf spain???????

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND SIMULATOR BOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I bet she regrets it, she looks and sounds like an emotional wreck.

NEXT:

triffic post, brave, bold, insightful

Will Conor take time off until 209 or is he an absolute madman?

kys

i would rest my benis on her face.

>pretending to be a nigga on the internet
>spewing meme after meme

your mom must have let you stay home from school. That's cool though, i'm enjoying reading how triggered you are

Less than a bong till the memes begin lads

what?

press conference in 10 bings