/epl/

>Shit Ham
>Fat Spam
>You

REST IN PEPPERONIS

Think it's daily mail click bait

Hope Fat Sam brings West Ham down with him, corrupt Tory fucks

ALLL ABOARD LA!

that Apple Beer Shivers feelign

Remember when this train had Rodgers on it? You have to fucking learn at some point. Stop getting ahead of yourselves every single fucking time.

You are aware this is more likely to bring down clubs like Spurs, Liverpool, City, Chelsea and Leicester more then West Ham

Everyone does it in football anyway

Starting XI: Schmeichel, Hernández, Huth, Morgan (c), Fuchs, Mahrez, Drinkwater, Amartey, Albrighton, Slimani, Vardy

...

What part of the Negev are you from?

>In Bilic We Trust

nah only dodgy english managers will be implicated

those big clubs have foreign managers who are actually good

Rodgers

Can't wait for Dortmund Madrid 2bh

...

>Imagine if Donald Trump was a woman. You simply can't

She's more like a female Milo Yiannopoulos but she's fairly close.

>that time she gained and lost three stone in a few months to prove fat people are just lazy

banter

>english

Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT 1m
I expect Sam Allardyce to be sacked tonight.

Derech Metsada born and bred

sjalom

it's going to be so freaking good

F

>that time she gained and lost three stone in a few months to prove fat people are just lazy
impressive haha!

...

She's an utter cunt

paul joyce @pjoyceexpress
Sam Allardyce to leave England role tonight. Mutual agreement between him and FA to part ways

it's over

twitter.com/roqchams/status/751184665520648193

my fav corbyn meme

Sack Big Sam, give it' Giggsy

RIP in peace

Imagine losing your dream job like that

what a moron

F

you don't get to the top without bending the rules

well maybe you do if you're >woy but then everyone laughs at you

lel I wanted to show that to you a few weeks ago.

bog sim his gon

CARVE ME UP INSIDE

Sam Alladyce to Derby?

...

>Nigel Pearson to England

she is closer to milo, nowhere near trump, but even milo isnt as bad as her with the attentionwhoring

Imagine worshipping these people. Imagine unironically identifying as alt right

Thought it was stupid like most of those copy paste head on video memes but when they started dancing I lost it

...

the cheeky Marx makes it

okay serious, non-meme suggestions for england manager please

go

Hiddink

Literally me on the left if Corbyn ever gets into power (LOL)

there aren't any

Mou to England
Redknapp to United

it'll be steve bruce

You say that like Bruce won't get thrown under the bus in this

pellegrini

worshipping any one is just so dangerous, i have no idea why people end up aligning so strongly with figures, trump, hillary, or here farage, corbyn etc to the point where they have to agree with and defend anything and everything the person says

it's so weird to me, you can agree with people even if you may not like them as a person, and you can disagree with someone even if you like them and may like a lot of the other stuff they say

AVB

van gaal

>Pep says KDB and Kompany are in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world". #MCFC
;)

>he calls Rooney an ostrich and sends him to train with the u16s

I think AVB hates this country now. Two embarrassing failures with big teams (inb4 >spurs>big) I couldn't see him returning.

Dr Dre?

Sam being reported as having been sacked now

shame

the man is so stylish

Well Liverpool are already blatantly doping so it's only fair we catch up

Shearer

telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/27/sam-allardyce-loses-job-as-england-manager-after-telegraph-inves/

Here's your source!!!

>Gareth Southgate is the new manager

I am done with England

twitter.com/SkysSportNewsHQ/status/780832798168973312

SACKED
A
C
K
E
D

sexy man but a horrible weird voice

>Gareth Southgate will be asked to take charge of the next four England games.

...

>GARETH SOUTHGATE THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

AHAHA GARETH SOUTHGATE

I'M SO FUCKING DONE

I would largely agree, devotion to ideals, rather than people, is where it's at.

Humanity has the tendency to forget the "me" for the "us". It sounds good on paper but it can easily and quickly go wrong.

england's saviour

You've killed my dick for at least 2 days

Just has been

>yfw da hock is new england manager

And to think I actually felt a little warm in my heart when I saw the smile on Fat Sams face at being England manager. I actually felt joy for him despite being against his appointment. It was cute and heartwarming, like a kid at Christmas getting the toy he really wanted.

And now he's gone and fucked it all up. What a stupid fat boring Northern cunt.

>when you've just finished a £20 all you can eat special at the carvery and can't fit into any of your clothes anymore

pards could get it either lad don't worry

4, 2, 5, 1, 3

>Big Sam
>Northern

im glad this has happened desu

third party ownership is one of if not the biggest cancer in modern football and it needs way more looking at

45321

>Save_Us.Bruce

More like 2, 5, 3, 1, 4

4-4-2

well he's got a northern accent

3>4>2>5>1

who /championshit/ here?

>Big Scam

>manager whose recent achievements include taking hull from the europa league places to the championship and then leaving the club with 13 fit players
ahh yes sign him up!

actually this
took a medium dutch side to a 3rd place in the wc
good tourney manager, however filosofee just wasn't suited for the long-term league
but scrappy boreball could easily take england higher than they are now

As someone who hates Big Sam this is even better than I could have dreamed

Villa will take the bullet and sign him before he gets the england job

Southgate is going to be manager

>implying anybody with a better resume hasn't been taking bungs

/rams/ here

is there any good english manager or nah? bit sad that sam allardyce is managing a NT

Ah yes drawing with Mexico and Costa Rica what a manager

unironically even worse

holy shit it feels good not being english

umm, hello? he beat mexico :/

eddie howe is decent but he's too young to go into international management

eddie howe (lmao jk)

better than losing to uruguay/italy
i mean its a feckin poisoned chalice of a job either way
maybe big elite trappatoni?

How do you live without streams m8. First year here and it's fucking impossible

>counting diving pens

somehwat agree with you but he'll need a top class player to carry the shite england side, like robben and RVP (group stage RVP at least) did in the WC

Local radio

Does Hoddle now have a chance?

BOG SIM SACKED

SOUTHGATE TEMP IN CHARGE

Haha time for Dortmund - Madrid

>Humanity has the tendency to forget the "me" for the "us".
doubt.jpeg

Pls no, he wanted to start Gerrard/Lampard midfield 2 in 2014 wc

>doubt.jpeg
Nah, it's why people can do absolutely idiotic things for the sake of the greater "good".

He has to be better than the alternatives?

Casillas is fucking horrendous lmao

Big Sam worst England manager?
Looks like it.

>Sam Allardyce: England manager leaves after one match in charge

>worst
100% record

I can't find anything online

This is horseshit

>100% win record

More like best England manager

Hiddink or Bielsa are 1000x better than that nutter

Neither are English therefore they are inferior.

>I can't find anything online
Well go support your local team

Real Madrid defense looking shaky

100% win record

Okay, but in our current times I feel like this applies only to a small percentage and overall there is an individualist mindset.

>>>//Talksport//

I do. I just can't afford a season ticket or away tickets

Turns out BBC WM doesn't work on the interweb but I've got it working on me phone app.

>Real Madrid defense looking shaky
No Casemiro, Dortmund at home, I'd be suprised if they only scored once.

And now Real score. It's so fucking predictable.

TSUUUUUUU THE GOAT

who's getting relegated now that sunderland are saved and moyes is fired

Jesus christ, how can you sack someone over that? It's just some shit talking, are we all just supposed to believe proffesionals in the sport doesn't speak as much shit about other people in the sport, or probably way more, as any sane, normal person does?

Fuck off FA, you fucking crooks.

Swansea
West 'am
Stoke

No, you can't get match commentary online, only on a proper radio.

>Ronaldo beats the top goalscorer record AGAIN with 8 goals against Legia.

He agreed to leave

Obviously he knows he's done something wrong

He only agreed because he was going to get axed no matter what you melon.

If he didn't agree he could try get compensation for the biggest contract of his career.

Yeah but if he just leaves he'll be seen on as a good goy by his peers. Obviously people like >us wont view it any differently, but his class of people are probably applauding it.

Anyway, what did they mean by this?

Hilarious! Now we've found were Lineker hires all those witty gentlemen who write his tweets.

I don't get your point

>force capello out by going behind his back to remove terry's captaincy
>sack hoddle over something he said in a newspaper
>sack allardyc eover some undercover operation when sam is just an honest bloke who speaks his mind

>don't sack eriksson despite an undercover operation where you pose as a sheikh and he admits he'd gladly resign if he gets paid tons of club money

freaking fa always meddling. why would anyone want to be the england manager is beyond me. you've got an underachieving squad, an overconfident and delusional fanbase, and an FA helicoptering over you

>he admits he'd gladly resign if he gets paid tons of club money
He said he'd resign if he won the fucking World cup (kek). Big Sven was better than all three of those anyway.

You get paid shit loads of money.

He's making a joke because you always see that in the Premier League

but she's looking at (you)

haha now I understand, such witty banter

>The following day, aboard a luxury yacht in Dubai's marina, the paper claims Eriksson said he would like a three-year deal similar to Jose Mourinho's £5m-a-year salary at Chelsea. Eriksson offered to phone Beckham to persuade him to join Villa, saying the team would "sell more shirts in one week than they did for the last 10 years". He said Beckham was frustrated at Real Madrid: "I know for sure he wants to come back to England ... if it's a London club, he will come tomorrow. And it's up to me to convince him Birmingham is the right place to be."

>Perhaps the most damaging quotes were about Michael Owen's transfer to Newcastle from Real Madrid after he failed to strike a deal with Liverpool. Eriksson was quoted as saying: "I talked to Michael Owen and said, 'You are happy?' He said, 'Not really with the club, but economically I never earned that money in my life'. So they paid the salary more than Real Madrid did. He said, 'they gave me a house, they gave me a car, it's incredible'. They had to do it because in any other way he wouldn't have gone there."

>Other observations were less indiscreet, attributing a "temper" to Wayne Rooney and describing Rio Ferdinand as "lazy sometimes".
seems worse than big sam imo

John Terry. Player-Manager.

>birmingham 4 SOG
>preston 2
>1-2
everytime

who would seriously take on the enland job now for less than 8m/year?

>Leicester are going 4 points clear at the top of their group

>Sam Allardyce devastated, I'm told. Absolutely heartbroken. Realised it was his mistake and accepted he had to go.

Based Howe

Well done Telegraph you snidy opportunistic twats. The England team needed him for a stable period to sort it out and maybe grow some bollox and team spirit. Wouldn't be surprised if there is more to it. Perhaps he had leaked plans to build a team not entirely made up of bench warming glamour boy players.

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>bog sim with yet another opinion he stole off twitter/KUMB

You know I never really took the "media is ruining english football" meme completely seriously, but this is literally them ruining English football. Only to wrote more articles on how shitty England is after Allardyce was let go.

Based Leicesterlona

at least he knows he fucked up rather than pretending hes in the right

...

>no more *carving*

Whats even the point of living anymore?

Big Sam was offering a way to circumvent FIFA rules for cash.

>tfw you're getting back into lego again

feel just like when I was a little kid

>don't try to expose corruption because we need a good NT
This is the kind of bullshit that keeps tyrants in power. They can never do any wrong.

What you building?

Riyaf Mahrez

You building a girlfriend?

>le integrity and respect maymay

Literally fuck off with this shit. No one acts like that all the fucking time in real life. Football isn't some fancy fairytale where everyone is nice to each other.

girlfriend

yes

mancini
van gaal
AVB
hiddink
steve bruce (big sam tier)
bielsa
sherwood
blanc

british meme-answer: mcclaren, shearer, keegan, souness, pearce, holloway, mcdermott, warnock

There was nothing corrupt about what he did

I bought that death star set, will build that, nothing custom because I don't have enough pieces and nowhere near enough imagination for anything.

A girlfriend would get in the way of my lego though.

lmfao

NEIN RACISMO

Southgate will get it permanently. The FA have no interest in progress. They just want a yes man, which is precisely the reason bog sim was so swiftly sacked.

>tfw feel like getting into it but I don't want to facilitate my inner autism

at least there's always adult lego: ikea

Well then they should be told to fuck off.

ahh yes, quality managers

I would say if you've got the money go for it mate, even just building the sets are fun so creating something massive yourself would feel amazing.

How do you pronounce CSKA?

Chiss-kar?

lol

>Death star
How much that cost? Been temped by a millennium flacon

actually feel quite bad for big sam

well, those are the best of the "standard solutions" that are available. i rate most of them higher than big sam, but then again i dont like the cunt

yeah lego was practically my life as a child, theres something satisfying about following instructions and making cool shit

>Nothing corrupt about offering to help break the law for £400k

his sargon

who /depressed/ here?

feel like i should probably see a doctor at some point, i dont want it to get really bad again

£400

They stopped making them for a bit but they are back on the store now, VIP members can buy it now or it goes on sale for everyone on the 30th. The other set I got was a sandcrawler, both pretty pricey but I like them, any of the big kits are worth getting I think, so you could get a Falcon or the Slave 1.

It has brought back so many childhood feelings I had, which is why I've kinda just started to go nuts with buying these big kits, sitting on the floor with the box open, following instructions building bit by bit for hours, so satisfying.

>having £400 spare to spend on it
Wish I could

>tfw Louis Van Gaal is probably the best available candidate for the England job
>tfw we won't even consider him because the fucking retarded media will just go HURR DURR ENGLISH COACH NOW as if it's ever fucking worked out for us.

Our best coach in the last 10 - 15 years was Sven Goran Eriksson. A Swede. English coaches are shit, and if any of them are worth their weight, they're at a fucking Premier League club already.

But nah, we'll ignore the good options and go with someone like Alan Fucking Pardew because "he's English."

Well done lads. Another 50 years of utter fucking mediocrity incoming.

go to a doctor buddy

Spurs not impress today.

Expensive yeah but I don't really have any rainy day funds any more.

just repress the thoughts mate haha

I hear lagerback is available

let it build up each day then just get really drunk and cry yourself to sleep

haha i know someone that does that not me though i know someone

louis van gaal is shit

genuinely forgot they were playing today

lol don't be sad! just go out and do something haha you'll feel great again xD

/trans/ and /epl/ will always be more comfy than /brit/

Shut yourself away for about a month and smoke weed/drink 24/7 for that month.

Went to Cred Forums for halftime. That place is a toilet, all they do is shitpost about "kino"

Who is kino?

real sound advice there mate

The Neon Demon apparently

it's just film in german

Sisska

Last match Akinfeev had his goal clean was season 2006/2007 vs Arsenal (0-1). After that he got 38 match with scored goal.

spurs are really bad

will probably get decent odds on city beating them this weekend, I'll be lumping on

pep will get exposed

theyre "focusing on the league"

/here/

idk when poch was at la liga he did pretty well against pep and this was with a much worse side

probably gonna be a draw

11/10

Decent shout but city without kdb so hard to know how much that affects them

Lads, he's a literal criminal.And not a cool one.

tears

>The guy that runs rawk meltdown on twitter is giving up
>Even ABLs are finally succumbing to the inevitable era of Liverpool dominance.

serious refball against us

wonder how much putin paid this reff

>people say 'sacked
>"Sam Allardyce has left his post as England manager by mutual agreement with the Football Association after one match and 67 days in charge."
>mutual agreement

Which means "We'll pay you X to resign".

RAWK Meltdown @RAWK_Meltdown
I will be closing this account shortly. I haven't got the time to give it anymore due to other commitments.

>other commitments

ABLs BTFO

>I will be closing this account shortly. I haven't got the time to give it anymore due to other commitments.

>other commitments
>LATB believe this means it's out of fear of 'dominance'

Must be finally seeking help for that mental illness

liverpool fans are all terrible people

nah.. just most of them

>Subs: Vorm, Walker, Wimmer, Carter-Vickers, Winks, Onomah, Nkoudou.

look at the state of their bench tonight ffs

you're all utter mongs

correct

twitter.com/NFFC/status/780860167554527232

LORD BENDTER

>leeds

>ABL butthurt

More please :D

>Dortmund
ffs

>madrid sacrificing two players for that goal

>THIS IS OUR YEAR NOW MONK IS THE NEW HOWARD WILKINSON FEAR US

GET IN MY SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Go on my Son

Worth it

why is son good now wtf

gonna be so much fun to see Liverpool collapse near the end of the season again

>but it was our yeaaarrr

>forest

>71527627
flash in the pan

>71527667
why didn't you give me a (you)

>Implying we still have Rodgers
>Implying we still have Skrtel and Sakho at the back
>Implying we rely on 1 player anymore
>Implying you won't go back to bandwagoning Barcelona when poop walks away at the end of the year with his tail between his legs.

mistake m8

71527756
Don't @ me now, you aren't worthy of me

np m8 here's your (you)

stop pretending to be me you gimp

>Implying we still have Rodgers
you failed to win the title under so many managers
>Implying we still have Skrtel and Sakho at the back
like Lovren and Matip are that much better
>Implying we rely on 1 player anymore
true, true. good to see you admit it at least
>Implying you won't go back to bandwagoning Barcelona when poop walks away at the end of the year with his tail between his legs.
m8 cmon i'm not even that Algerian abortion
but Poop has won 10/10 matches thus far and has the strongest squad in the league

why is everyone interfering with my conversation?

waiting for a later equaliser in typical spurs fashion

>England a laughing stock - Alan Shearer
You're 8 years late to that party, Alan

Rashford: "Best at dabbing? Lingard is more fluent but Pogba has more variety."

THAT SCHÜRRLE

schurrle is brilliant

another chelsea reject that backfired on chelsea

did mou sell him as well?

Have you apologized to Leicester get?

Edit: and spurs!

left in february 2015 so yeah

Yes

>VILLEL

TOP KEK

classic villa

>What do you want senpai?
>A tie
>Say no more

can anyone stop 'uddersfield

Ramos is such a fucking cunt.

>le throw away victories very easily team

>leicester have 2 wins and 0 conceded goals

are they, dare I say it, winning the CL?

Like fucking clockwork heheh

twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/780868394467880960

lmao these replies

England's shortest serving full-time managers (and the longest)
Name Games in charge Time in charge
Sam Allardyce 1 (2016) 67 days
Steve McClaren 18 (2007-2007) One year, six months, 18 days
Kevin Keegan 18 (1999-2000) One year, seven months, 17 days
Terry Venables 23 (1994-1996) Two years, four months, 29 days
Glenn Hoddle 28 (1996-1999) Two years, nine months
Don Revie 29 (1974-1977) Three years, seven days
LONGEST
Walter Winterbottom 139 (1946-1962) 18 years

he should be sent off nearly every game he plays

>ADIOS BOBBY LAD (ffsgrealish)
not sure why this one made me lel more than the others

>"We had a good game on Saturday but let's show that we can go from good game to good game and put the effort in in every single game. That's what it is about.

>these people write for the fucking BBC

Say what you want about her... you'd absolutely smash her arsehole in. Right lads?

I know I wood berry

...

>buttmad jelly LiverPOO '''fan''' jelly Ramos BTFO LiverPOO.

>announce big sam
kek'd

Is Monaco scoring good or bad for SPurs?

He unironically thought Willian was better.

I hope you put a bet on that.

>Walter Winterbottom
>british "humour"

Y no Gary Nevilles

Good although there isn't much in it

good because the competition gets 2 points rather than 3

Wait until we have a manager named like this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Cockburn_of_Clerkington

>Dick Cockburn

If life were fair

>The last time Aston Villa won away from home Sam Allardyce hadn't even been appointed Sunderland manager #AVFC

desu lads en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Seaman

>dick seaman

>eddie meme

We had a girl at my school called Shirley Knott. She got pregnant at like 14 and she was ugly as sin. She'll be 27 now. Her kid will be 13.

did she fuck dogs?

He got Doxxed lmao, surprise surprise the guy who dedicates his days to browsing rival fan forums and not understanding basic sarcasm/irony is a fat shut-in

>EXCLUSIVE: Eight Premier League managers received bungs, according to latest @Telegraph undercover investigation

proof?

>bungs
huh?

>Mr Pagliara and two other agents named a total of eight current or recent Premier League managers who they said were known for taking “bungs”, including five they said they had personally paid off

>They also named two Championship managers who, they said, had accepted bribes.

>saw an advert for Free State of Jones

Didn't this like make $50k on it's opening day in USA?

I dunno. Wouldn't put it past her. I don't think I ever spoke to her. She was in the "oh my fucking god you're retarded" sets, where they got bumped into "make sure you survive the lesson, forget teaching" groups.

Who cares? You're on fucking Cred Forums. By that fucking logic everybody who moans about the top 4 on here is fucking fat shut-in

>b-b-b-b-b-but it's ironic!
>b-b-b-b-but it's just a joke, bro!

Irony doesn't mean what you think it means. Sarcasm is fucking irrelevant, as well.

>b-b-b-but when I said IT'S OUR YEAR LA, it was a JOKE! SARCASM!

Under the table payment/money to ignore rules or stretch them.

This guy on RAWK did it, but he's edited his post now

redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=329577.0

Are they going to name them?

>During another meeting with undercover reporters, Mr Pagliara alleged that another manager made his own players give him kickbacks in return for increasing their wages.

Okay, that's nice, but why aren't they telling us? By now the clubs involved will have gotten their lawyers on overtime and got the PR working 24/7.

This is the same shit as those actors in USA who go "IM TOTES GONNA TELL YOU WHO THE CHILD RAPISTS ARE. BUT CAN YOU GUESS? THEY WERE A BIG STARS 40 YEARS AGO LOL :D"

>spurs 22 shots
>only 2 on target

fucking hell

I wonder if Pearson is one of them, he seems like a right cunt

Wtf I hate Monaco now

>Who cares? You're on fucking Cred Forums. By that fucking logic everybody who moans about the top 4 on here is fucking fat shut-in

Nah, I come here to talk football, the thought of browsing United forums is fucking weird

>The Telegraph has agreed to give all relevant transcripts to the Football Association and has also passed information to the police.
>Later this week the Telegraph will also disclose the name of an assistant manager at a leading club who was filmed accepting a £5,000 cash payment from undercover reporters posing as representatives of a Far East firm that wanted to invest in players.

I think they'll name them eventually

The article says that they're giving the information to the FA, so it's gonna come out one way or another.

>
Looks like the guy has realised he's spent years of his life doing nothing worthwhile, and has decided to shut down the account

>RIP YNWA

Yeah, he got 'doxxed'.

>being a Livershit supporter

KYS.

>The football agent lowered his voice as he named a well-known manager who, he said, asks if there will be “a little coffee” for him if a transfer deal goes through – code for a backhander.

Struggling to think of what manager would use this kind of code

>RAWK Meltdown shit himself because we're winning the league and closed it down

My sides, just imagining the slob throwing his chicken tendies everywhere when we rekt hull

>eight current or recent Premier League managers
>or recent
that's bruce confirmed then

Giggseh

Yes, that's right. Give the info to a corrupt organisation so they can threaten clubs with the info and get monies.

This is the guy we need in charge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argel_Fucks

>This buttflustered ABL

Never stops being satisfying desu lads

>lost 2-0 to Burnley

ABL ALWAYS WIN, LAD.

pearson, bruce, warnock, pulis, holloway

why are all english managers such douches?

He was literally an obese fuck.

yeah I can see ABLs being butthurt today after leicester won another CL game, they're really quite pathetic

What do you even say to the doctor though? I've thought about going but I'm worried that he just won't believe me. My GP got funny with me last time I told him I had something I'd researched.

>this does not fookin' slip now

fairly sure Rodgers will be implicated

why?

rodgers seems one of the less slimy managers

Get a new GP. Sounds like maybe you have some slight health anxiety too.

Just tell them your symptoms and how you lack motivation, feel tired etc... They'll get you to see a counselor and put you on anti-depressants.

At first I refused them but they really do help

when I did it I just saw a list of symptoms and said them. it helped that they were actually true though

give examples too, like mention how you're becoming disinterested in a favourite hobby you had in the past

if your GP isn't a dickhead you'll be fine, they tend to take this stuff seriously

Wasn't the Liverpool scouting team doing all of his transfers for him?

pulisic to liverpool when

They were split

Rodgers:
Mignolet
Toure
Lovren
Lambert
Lallana
Clyne
Borini
Allen
Mignolet
Benteke

Transfer Committee:
Sturridge
Coutinho
Firmino
Sakho
Moreno
Can
Markovic
Balotelli
Aspas
Alberto

How did Liverpools champion's league game go today?

Oh... I'm sorry..

Well, two more days till Europa League!

Oh.... I'm so so sorry....

At least those 5 times, la?

It's alright fella, we'll win the league this season and CL next year

concentrating on the league la

>Borini
The agent who spilled the beans was Italian. Really makes you think.

Aren't you behind the fucking direness that is Arseanal?

REE FUCKING DELUSIONAL LIVERPOOL FANS JUST FUCK OFF PLEASE

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU GET BTFO BY SWANSEA 4-1 SO YOU ALL FUCK OFF AGAIN.

I FUCKING HATE YOU JUST FUCK OFF

Just have to make do with winning the league this season la

no

Wish we had sound webms

>6 (six) games played

not even looking at the league table until December

And based on those 6 games, you're literally behind a team with no strikers.

Thank you.

level on points with them and we beat them away from home m8

our opening fixtures were hard but we'll pass arsenal shortly

That's my point. You're level on points, you're a glass cannon team AND you're behind them on GD. They have no strikers. You also beat them. That's fucking dire, mate.

>level on points with them and we beat them away from home m8
So against the rest of the league you've done worse?

>glass cannon team

our defensive problems are hugely overstated

we don't really play with strikers either lad, don't see how that's relevant

>Hurr durr played last season top 3 and the previous seasons champions already and you aren't even above Arsenal after 5 games you're shit

...

what did ozil say to her lads?

>free family portrait for every reader

some joke about her closing her eyes so she can't see which is the same experience as watching ozil play football because he's invisible

Huddersfield

post ozil gf

>gf

AKB

are going up

>Moyes

>Adam Lallana scored ALL of Englands goals under Allardyce
>Cred Forums still won't recognise him as the GOAT

>Big Sam will always have a 100% winning record with England

Based Allardici

England were going to win the world cup in Russia, we got lucky the media hates the English NT.

'maybe'

>Former FA Chairman Greg Dyke: "If you want to be England manager you have to be whiter than white"

FA institutional racism EXPOSED

Howe confirmed desu.

>whiter than white
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/27/exclusive-eight-premier-league-managers-took-transfer-bungs-clai/
>During his meetings with the undercover reporters, Mr Pagliara moaned about a “reformed rogue” of a manager who “used to need the money but he’s had so much now that all of a sudden he’s whiter than white”. He said: “I felt like saying '[X], you’ve had more backhanders than Wimbledon, what are you talking about?’ “You know he’s a wheeler and dealer don’t you?... he gambles 20 grand a day, he needs to make money… he’ll be earning three or four million, he still wants 50 grand in cash.”

hmmmmm

Greg Dyke is a grade A moron.

>wheeler
>dealer

yfw Moyes sacked in Dec and Big Sam re-hired

>“You know he’s a wheeler and dealer don’t you?
Harry Confirmed

harry redknapp being corrupt would be the least surprising revelation in football

I assumed it was more about Sam again, 'he’ll be earning three or four million'.

They should just leak a manager who tooks bungs name each day going up in name and status

Pep would be last

So that's Pearson as good as named in the article with the guy who got sacked yesterday. Was caught having his hands in the till. Naughty boy.

Him not being there seems to have helped Derby too.

peter taylor

the man whose body expanded

>first win since august
>almost doubling goals scored this season
>2nd win in 7 in Cardiff
Been a good night

i enjoyed this filename

Is there a new manager lined up or is it going to be Powell for a while?

>Villa conceded another late goal

lel, I didn't even notice that, thought they'd won

Bobby DM can't be long for that job

Powell for now. I guess he'd be in charge until Pearson is offically sacked. At least we have someone experienced ready to take over, that was the problem we had last season was we had the academy director in charge because there was no one else

Not sure about that, just reading that he's been sacked for getting into a massive row with the owner.

Suspended although it's just semantics

Yeah, seems like his general demeanour of unpleasant arrogance has done for him again though.

Pearson seem like a weird guy, I imagine he is hard to get on with

At least if he'd been sacked outright, then results on the pitch could have at least been put forward as the main reason. Being suspended you know something is going on behind closed doors. Never was overly fond of his appointment anyway

Maybe he's just very protective of his players to the point where he behaves like a complete tit towards the media.

He surely can't be a bullying twat in the dressing room, players don't have to put with that sort of thing these days.

The hand in the till stuff was a previous job.

It's just that article mentions that this manager has just been sacked.

i used to think he just hated the media until this happened, it was just so bizarre I have no idea how serious he was being

pearson is one of those managers who doesn't seem to get on with players who aren't 100% committed to his vision of how the team should play and operate

he had a pretty bad relationship with quite a few of the players that sven had signed when he joined for his second spell at leicester and ended up freezing a few of them out (although that was also to do with the fact they weren't very good)

i would definitely agree regarding the media, he seemed really popular with the vast majority of the leicester squad

Hi lads.
Big Sam did nothing wrong.
Goodnight lads.

my.mixtape.moe/jhujez.mp4
>Islam Salami

Ah right.

Pearson was a manager under Michael Knighton at Carlisle, literally anything could have gone on with that regime.

goodnight la

there was a freudian slip in burnley vs watford last night too, the cheeky commentator said "andre gay" when he was talking about his 4-match suspension

kek

...

can the england NT possibly become any more of a meme at this point

>Apex Kek

I helped form that meme.

I'm personally going to go with "Ultimate WEW" from now on.

Also, as far as I can tell, Bog Sim didn't break any rules. He just talked about the potential. I can talk about raping somebody, doesn't mean I will... But this is UK, so, I'll shut up.

Lads. Alan Shearer applied for the NT and Woy got it, he was told he didn't have enough experience. Now Bog Sim got fired for being a fuck wit.

Does that mean England's brave Alan "I wear tight trousers so you can see my big bulge" Shearer is going to apply?

>Hello Mr Shearer, I see you're applying for the position of England's National Team, this is your second time applying, we see; why should we hire you this time?
>Because you're a load of incompetent fucks who spend millions on total shite, then hire people who are creaming money from dodgy deals and paying them £3m to do so. Give me the job, you've got nothing to lose.
>While you make good points, Mr Shearer, we just don't think you have the experience required...
>Listen here you fucking plonker, I don't need experience, when I can fucking MEME my way to victory.
>Wait, you worship him too? Do you Mr Shearer?
>Oh I do, Mr FA man... I do.... ALL PRAISE KEK. MAY HE MEME ME TO A WORLD CUP WIN.
>ALL PRAISE KEK! ALL PRAISE KEK! HE WHO CONTROLS THE MEMES CONTROLS REALITY!

End. Scene.

holy fucking kek

...

Dapper pls

>Also, as far as I can tell, Bog Sim didn't break any rules. He just talked about the potential. I can talk about raping somebody, doesn't mean I will...
the FA are hugely vocal about how dodgy fifa are though, you can't do that and then allow your manager to be a dodgy fuck talking about backhanders and getting round transfer regulations. it's about the look of the thing, not what he technically did.

You have 10 seconds to make up a reason why this squad won't be the first quadruple winners in English football next season

Torn ACLs and a lack of fans

Does this Big Sam embarrassment prove that someone who is not a white male should get the job? I think yes.

Paul Ince for England manager

jajajajaajajajaja eplel teams only beating other sides 1-0 hahahahah shitty English cuck football cucks Muslims

Hahahah barca real will rape you agai on jajajajaajajajaja

Real couldn't even beat the runners up from Germany

you know guys I'm starting to get the feeling the Liverpool fans are trying as hard as possible to be obnoxious, just to get attention

they cannot possibly be this fucking stupid

great post

> Arsenal, Atletico Madrid, Everton and Tottenham Hotspur scouts were present at TSG 1899 Hoffenheim’s match against FC Schalke 04 to watch central defender Nikolas Süle, according to BILD.

Transfer window's closed for another few months

who gives a shit

Probably wouldn't leave until next summer anyway.

who /celtic/ here

Here. EFL are wanks

>Bellerin
>Grimaldo

Muh "Barca DNA" aren't gonna leave for City just because Pep is there.

>Bellerin

Alright mate.

>5 leads dropped after 85 minutes
>11 points dropped due to late goals
>if these goals didn't happen Villa would be 2nd

Sick of football

Who do you think the 10 are?
Pearson, Warnock, Pulis, Mourinho and Ferguson seem like guarantees.
MON was always spending a lot on shite players

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for you

Sherwood

'Arry has to be one of them

>go to newsnow, filter to premier league news
>see mildly interesting headline on some shit site like givemesport or daily sport or something
>heh okay guess i'll waste a minute or two looking at this
>open it
>it's a fucking 25 page slideshow

FUCKING DROPPED

>givemesport

Garbage click bait site

I agree but anyway my post was more about the AIDS qualities of slideshows in sports articles

ahh yes i do want to click through a laggy 20+ page slideshow to read information that would have been perfectly fine set out like a simple fucking article

please watch la liga

no

Please watch our league

kek

Please

Only if Granada play

>ozil getting €230k per week

>he seemed really popular with the vast majority of the leicester squad

To a point, yes.

However, if you get the wrong side of him you literally get headbutted. Just ask Matt Mills.

I watch La Liga bb dw

Indeed, this piece of information flares up a recollection of thoughts in our psychë.

sad for Bog Sim desu

Been seeing loads of Villa fans wanting him as manager

>Undermine your employer for fat stacks after they put you on a 3million per annum contract
>So sad

He's a twat and deserved what he got.

Same proxyfag.

£200k a week isn't bad. Considering Wooney gets £300k.

Costa, Fabregas, Silva, Aguero, Toure, Pogba (£290k-£300k), Ibrahimovic (£250k) and Hazard are all paid more iirc. Though Fabregas might have drooped.

Damn,kinda feel bad for bog sim, his voice was shaking a little bit in his statement

theguardian.com/football/live/2016/sep/28/sam-allardyce-leaves-england-job-latest-news-and-reaction-live

>be a shady fucker all your life
>nothing happens
>get your dream job
>it call catches up to you
gotta feel for him

How hard do you think it is managing a football league with only 4 teams (Barca, Real, Atletico, Sevilla)?

>get away with being a shady fucker for years, earning millions in the process
>gotta feel for him

nah

I read reading my daily newspaper (i, yes, it's shit and left leaning, but it summerises well and the sport section is OK) and looked at the article on Bog Sim. Was basically smug self-satisfaction like it was "I told you so" in article form.

But the interesting bit is they attack Bog Sim for saying "Rooney can play where he wants". I don't remember ANY media slating Big Sam for saying that, only reporting he said it. It's even backed up by MotD presenters who say Rooney, Wayne "£300k a week I funnel into my business so I only pay 3% tax on it, £15m a year and only 3% tax on it, while my image rights, sponsorship deals and bonuses aren't available to see" Rooney, "should play deeper midfield". They essentially said that Pogba and Rooney should swap places. Rooney becomes a DM/CM and Pogba becomes No.10, or at least pushes up into it.

Yet now this article is going "*scoff* and he said Rooney can play where he wants! Baffling!". Well, nobody called him out on it. Nobody dared say "What the fuck? You're the manager, you tell them where to play, have some fucking self-respect and authority".

But, as we all know, Sam and Rooney have business interests, so Rooney was played because of it.

So, who now? I'd personally love somebody like Klopp, Wenger, Mouyes or Pep taking the reigns. Just for the bants.

Autism. Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism.

Autistic Alex.

Sevilla are cup babbies

Autism. Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism.

weird that you include sevilla

>"Entrapment has won," says Allardyce, who does not rule out football return

Don't be a shady fucking prick then. Not that hard. Look, I know you didn't break any rules, but the fact you talked about it is dodgy. Like talking about murdering or assassination. You're gonna get done.

But that isn't sarcasm. Even if it was, it makes no sense.

Utterly pathetic. Don't reply. But as we know, autistic people can't follow simple instructions. I'll just take the easy (You) and move on. Have fun.

bet he defends the pedos on to catch a predator

Autism. Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism.

>complaining about autism on Cred Forums

>Wenger is leading in the polls for next England manager

I thought managers could manage clubs full time then switch to the national team when it's time to do so?

Couldn't Wenger, or any top club manager in any league, take control of England NT AND remain at a club?

>Sevilla

>Shitposting IRL fucking over your club
Wew

Yes, Guus did it for us and PSV

No because they'll never select their own players in order to rest them for matches

West Ham fans are scum anyway so I'm not surprised

How is that any different to being there full time? Not like Wenger has any good England players to call up ANYWAY. Though I would like to see Gibbs being played as a LM. It's the one position we've never fixed in England and I think Gibbs is the solution. He's like a better attacking James Milner.

WAS JUST A JEST BRO.

>"If you want to be the England manager you have to be whiter than white and the Telegraph investigation shows he wasn't," said Dyke.

I hope Gregg is fired for that remark. I am LITERALLY shaking.

Calm down Sol

>Woys reaction

Did Campbell ever complain of racism? I think he does anti-racism shit, but I don't remember any big shit with him.

He's said that he'd have been captain of England if he was white

I cant believe it's 2016 and we still use white as a positive adjective when it is clear all the world's evil is caused by WHITE MALES

bet he's a BLM supporter

I'm starting to think alan sugar purposely choses hot chicks to be on his show so he can shag them.

Plus there is also this

Wouldn't surprise me

Astra FUCKING GO-GOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=hfLKYy66lvI

campbell is the worst kind of thicko, a thicko who's too stupid to realise he's a thicko. the man genuinely believes he's a thinker when he's barely a headache away from being a downie.

Oh. Well, he can't argue, he was in a team with much better captain choices. Beckham was superior choice to him. Gerrard, Lampard, Keown, Adams, Terry, Seaman. They were all better.

What happened to England defences? We used to have players like Keown, Adams, Campbell, Terry, Neville, Ferdinand, Pearce, Cole, Southgate, (G) Neville, Woodgate (though he died most of the time), Carragher, Le Saux.

Now we have Smalling, Jagielka, Cahill as our most capped defenders. With Stones coming up. Baines got dropped. Now we're using Walker and Rose.

>Keown, Adams, Campbell, Terry, Neville, Ferdinand, Pearce, Cole, Southgate, (G) Neville, Woodgate (though he died most of the time), Carragher, Le Saux

>forgetting ledley king
for shame

probably because he spent 90% of his career ded

still hurts me that does. should have been one of the best defenders to ever play the game desu

considering he literally does not have knees, it's impressive how much football he managed to play

>Oh. Well, he can't argue,
No he can't, but it's easier to claim muh racism than hold your hands up and accept you weren't good enough

Luckily fifa defeated racism just this week

He was a great defender, he could have captained most sides, but England happened to have shit loads of leaders and Beckham was the perfect emboiment of England, so not making captain would be retarded.

Why Rooney is captain these days BAFFLES me. He's shit, he shits on the fans, he doesn't do anything a captain should do.

Honestly, the England team has no quality leaders. I honestly can't see any captain worthy players in there.

It's currently

>Captain: Rooney
>Vice Captain: Cahill
>Third Captain: Hart

Fuck me. Rooney doesn't care, he just wants a legacy. Cahill is an OK choice, but isn't great, plus he's made so many mistakes recently. Hart is a cocky prick and doesn't deserve it. Out of all the team, the only person I'd give the armband too is Wheelchair. The guy is so different for England, he tries. Yes, he is dead most of the time, but he's young. If he doesn't die soon, I'd give it to him for 2018.

But apart from that, who do you give it to?

If Carrick played, I'd give it to him, but I doubt he will. Milner has retired, so he can't have it.

Just realised Gibbs is 27. I'd rather he took it than Rooney or Hart.

Jagielka, Henderson, Walcott, Lallana. They're all better than Hart and Rooney for the captaincy, based on their age and form. Prob go Jagielka, Henderson, Lallana then Walcott.

>"No comment" Steve McClaren says when I ask if he knows if he has been caught up in the Telegraph's investigating

Kek

>Gibbs
>making the 3rd choice left back captain
back to your containment thread, spastic

Fuck off Wayne.

why would england's 3rd choice left back make a good captain lad? he barely plays.

danny brown

>players only being signed due to backroom agent corruption
>players only getting played because they're business partners with the manager

Is everything I know about football a lie?

Gibbs is shit and doesn't even play

I didn't make that post, just irritated by your terrible reading comprehension or pretending to be retarded, whichever it is.

>rating gibbs
fucks sake

>b-b-b-ack to containment thread!
>h-h-h-e mentioned Arsenal players so he MUST be from ARSE
>HAHAHAHA I S O SM A R T U DUMB xDD

Fuck off. Learn to read you stupid fuck. Re-read what I said you stupid fucking melt. This is the intelligence of people who sperg anything an Arsenal player is mentioned. Fucking pathetic.

And? That's not what I was saying, re-read what I said.

>gets called out
>has to pretend to be somebody else
>THEY'LL NEVER KNOW
>HE HE!

Getting this upset over people pointing out how little you know about football
Settle down chum

Fuck off to /arse/

oh god it's this autist again

New thread:

>

Or, you can learn to read?

I don't think Gibbs is good, re-read what I said.

What? Oh, it's a non-argument user. Autism.

A non club captain should never be England captain

>gets called out on their inability to read
>TURBO SHITPOSTER MODE: ENGAGED

Fuck me lads, just admit you can't read or don't reply. Not that hard. You're so blinded by your hatred of Arsecucks that you can't even read, you just go into a blind fury.

You could almost put that as the case for all good national teams (Italy, Spain, Brazil, etc.)

most English players aren't good enough to be their club captains

deserving of england captain
1. hart
2. hendo
3. cahill
4. whichever goalkeeper is playing
5. wheelchair
6. kane
7. walker
8. lallana
9. smalling
10. huth

POWER GAP

100. sol campbell on PEDs

POWER GAP

9001. gary neville with robot legs

MOTH ZONE

900000001. james mcclean

POWER GAP

9000000000000000000000000001. rppney

point is, rooney is a shite captain, he's the guy who went mental at the fans cause they booed him (the team). instead of standing up and going 'we were shit, let's get better', he went 'hur dur fucking fans u guys suxx'.

Nah m8, just go back to your containment thread.

>all the players on that list are shit
Wow

Great thread, new one when?

All the players on that list are English, so it's understandable

>he doesnt rate huth

Just imagine if Leicester beat Arsenal in the Champions League final.

independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/jamie-vardy-diet-drinks-half-a-bottle-of-port-red-bull-before-leicester-match-a7334921.html

>Vardy drinks half a bottle of port the night before a match
>before the match he drinks a double espresso and 3 cans of Red Bull

>implying Arselel will even make it that far

new

Depends, at one point United had Veron, Keane, Giggs and Beckham who were all international captains.