/bet/

Is it safe to back Sporting, or even o1.5 in the match?
Or should I stay away from this game?

Not with a Wanyama/Alli midfield. Fuck me.

simply can not stop winning my post 80 min overs bets

v v strange man. Post slips.

ARP insane

Over 10 corners Copenhagen and Brugge, gift from an Amerigod

Porto SW must be the bet tonight. 2/1 is a steal considering they ought to be much closer to evens.

just keep an eye on the games once they are around the 80th minute mark. goals in shabab, ajaccio, fortuna, esse games. only game that was past 80 minute 10 minutes ago without a goal was the cesena game

I know club brugge form he dipped this season but at 5.079, is tempting

>the bookies hate him, click here to learn the secret

>he actually believes he knows things the bookies haven't priced in when he places bets

CANNOT stop smacking Hiddink next England manager.

>w...what?

>all these late goals
pmsl

afc united, sturm graz, st polten, st mirren, baerum, pfeddersheim, trelleborgs........

It'll be Steve Bruce or Southgate, FA clueless

>el loco bielsa to be the next england manager

Took a punt on Bruce or Handsome Pards

Why not tbqh.
They play with same line up that beat Mouscron 0-3 on friday.

add dulkard to the list, 8/11 games with goals past the 80 min mark

Is Juve still on his winning streak?

He is on Tottenham, Leicester AND Porto SW. ~£60 on each.

>Sevilla miss the pen
FFS

If you're not on Saddlers relegation yet tonight may be your last chance to snap it up at a fair price. A winter of discontent coming there.

>Trying to cash out my @16 acca with real as winner
>Dortmund score

>Tottenham

>Tfw you bet on CSKA Moscow to score a goal

how do I bet on ryder cup from canada

bet365

What happened to the Rangers game ARP tipped?

Abandoned at HT because a linesman got ill. V strange. I think the bookies asked them to call it off so they werent dac

Too many deep frield mars bars imo.

Need recommendations for UAC songs to add to my gambling playlist

youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo

...

dont bet if you are clueless

tottenham's defense is probably the best in the league if you consider the defensive mids as well.

they've conceded no 'straight' goals, in that they've only conceded from set pieces

Honestly disgusted with you all. Only a handful of people actually do research, the rest of you are leeching faggots.

someone look into Rather SV v MSV Duisburg for more info.

MSV Duisburg is Tier 6 and rather SV are first in Liga 3

Why is /bet/ so dead lately?

Did the janitor come in and range ban Britain? Or are you all busy doing your homeworks now that summer is over?

Strange post this. Why should I look into some random German cup fixture just because the two teams are from different divisions? Why can't you find the value yourself?
Not saying that there is any in the first place.

fucking love south american games

So we can help each other?
Ask Hass, he tips German or Austrian (or both?) matches sometimes.

...

One of the best Canadian posts I've ever seen desu

Just woke up.
Give us a bet lads.

/bet has been flourishing tbqh

no good bets

lads pls

Thread song

youtu.be/cuaGcm8yqzI

youtube.com/watch?v=cH2PH0auTUU

Trump v Clinton

SO FUCKING TEZ

can we get betting back on /bet/?

after the debate /bet/s been TEZ. i hope no one got scared off.

please come back...I need you

Discord pal.

Kyrgios is THE bet.

worth a med? or this a worldie

also,

really want an invite to the discord ;_;

also, i am going to find who ever tipped eg -1.5 and secret -1.5

7 fold acca. No more than 29 pound on the stake.

Who here /9 am lecture/

looking to recover a bit from the esports bet.

is kyrious a 'safe' bet? have little clue about tennis

ah /bet/s empty because there's uni now

>not posting on bet during lectures

Wageslaving so SO bad.

You say this everyday now. When are you quitting?

Rent wont pay itself pal.

post acca

need a safe acca for champions league.

thinking city + psg + arse

I dont feel comfortable betting on such a muggy acca but there hasn't been good bets posted in a while here

Before its lost forever

>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi

Fucking Venus Williams can neck herself the cunt

>Fuck you plz
This is fucking gold m8

Here's mine.

>made 5 dollarydoos at 1.2 odds from kuznetsova to win set 2 at 1-0
thank you venus

>Barca without Messi

They'll draw

>Memessi

>Dota2"""""""""""Judge"""""""""""

Why do I keep falling for the esports meme

Was on secret/eg -1,5?

>le lose 10/10 man

Yep

Was just on tiny because >E-Sports but still. Actually I'm just angry at myself for betting on things I don't know shit about

need a quality champions league acca

>it's yet another teams score as i stake day
>minsk slags will never score

zzzzzzzzzz

Went on the first half handi -0.75, on my knees (well my seat but close enough)

>dedi going paid
F R A U D

can already see how this turns out, they don't score in the first half, then score one in the first minute of second half. rebacked -0.5 anyway

We doing it

Need the pasta of that Euan post a few days ago about love and existentialism. Very very important

>Existentialism
Love hearing that word, wrote about its foundations in an essay some time back and got top marks in the criteria. Would like to see this too.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474170332046.webm
This?

>not knowing that essentialism trumps existentialism

Fuck off, heathen

this

everyone experiences existentialism the key is how we can begin to find some answer or solution to it.

everyone knows lifes futile

>all these philosophy students itt
hope you're profitable, gonna be hard for you to find a job

>he doesn't delve into a comfy philosophy book while studying a strong, muscular degree like Economics

>being too stupid to understand literally the most basic philosophical concepts
>implying betting isnt my job
>Germans

already have a degree in economics

That's the one

Give us a tip Goff

>Goff never tips

Why am I following him on twitter again?

If you're not on Saddlers relegation yet tonight may be your last chance to snap it up at a fair price. A winter of discontent coming there.

>he doesnt think
>therefore he isnt

i apologize, didn't mean to trigger you guys

Just so we're all aligned, I conclude you take your job, and life, far too seriously & the idea of having a beer with you makes me nauseous.

He does if you ask him desu. Just ask him the best bet tonight and he will give his mainstream j u d g e opinion

PMSL got a STEM degree but I enjoy thinking, not that i actually come up with anything original, just makes me depressed

'Aligned' is one of those words people can no longer use without me hating them. "Just so we're all aligned" in emails auto = terrible human.

Think your time for sex is due pal

Cash psv 0 6.5 out?

in the end the meaning of life without religion is summed up well by monty python:

Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations

Its simple really...

What's with 90% of these recent and in-play matches having at least 3 goals? Today must be a good day.

champions league accas?

going:

arse
athletico
kiev
barca
city

please give me a good one

...

Really risking with atletico. Goals seem like a better bet

CASH OUT

i hate to ask this but i want to go big on one of the favorites tonight.

who is the safest? no more mug questions, promise

city should be safe

you not to have sex. Wins every time

ill put by bankroll on that at 1.22

Got a smed on AS Trencin -2.5

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

seriously strange posts this

city
I mean it's celtic in europe, what would you expect

Was just about to top up myself :/

Worth backing when the line gets to -1.5?

NEED that Trencin 22222222

Yes. Velky lost their captain last week who was a solid defender, and with the strong side Puchin have out today it should really be 2-0 already desu. Got a decent bench too so yeah I think it's still a bet.

Gornik 2 WHEN?

Will probably hurt myself if it doesn't happen in the first half

sound as a pound right lads?

cash out lid

>fractional

>he doesn't use fractional

so SO easy to bait out Hass

Are you the Belgian doctor?

No, RIP my fellow countryman. He gave his life to take a bite from the forbidden fruit.

>Waiting for Trencin goals

pmsl, thought juve would be on this.

pmsl

Sad!

Hass's professor SEETHING

pmsl.

>mfw bookies keep doing this for bants and keep pushing the odds higher and higher and then Corbyn gets elected with a massive majority as everybody votes for him so they can selfishly become UAC

Is Barca -1 a good bet or is Monchengladbach good enough to steal a tie?

no lid

just reading some banter in the discord chat, interesting !

Do you mind if I follow these?

PSG are going to choke, aren't they? Ludo such a meme team, will probably snag a draw.

take it friend

What's safer Arsenal SW or O1.5

>Arsenal
>not chokers

Just bet on City

Am but Arsenal are playing well atm and last week Basel choked against Ludo. BTTS perhaps

IMAGINE missing a legit medium that was just in play on a number of bubblegums because you were too busy sweating over the picks for your Champions League fivefold for tonight

Imagine yourself having sex. You can't.

Odd post this

Well said. The state of this thread makes me shiver sometimes.

>not laying a cheeky fiver in Benfica

ISHYGDDT

>go to place bet on champ acc
>this event is suspended for betting

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wouldn't recommend kiev
It is our 1st ever CL game in the new stadium, Beşiktaş isn't going to lose this

>imagine being so insecure you need to make fun of others instead of helping them

This thread is in a dire state for sure, but you are not helping it.

Nibs

>inplay offer for atletico - bayern
always gettin the shitty ones

0-0 CS for this?

Raiding the joint Natwest account for tonight, gf won't be happy

Requesting invite to Discord please.

Why is he so mad? Did he stake millions on her? kek

He didn't acca edge it :/

Asians SO passive aggressive

Fuk u plz

What is the safest bet for today?
Was thinking about city, but kompany ain't playing right

City.

the lower the odd, the safer the bet is

have fun!

Predictions for the Bayern game?

Have a couple of tips for tonight.
Firstly -
Man City v Celtic: City SW and over 2.5 @1.73.
In all 5 of City's last games the match has had at least 3 goals. The last time City played in the Champions League they scored 4 goals themselves. There's no chance that Celtic win - they're a good team in their own league but Scottish football doesn't hold a candle to the BPL. So there is good value with match result: City and overs rather than picking just over 2.5 goals. Aguero is back and scoring so I'm on this bet 8/10.

#ON LARGE

D E R F E L L

Pmsl

taking out a loan for this

up INSANE

t. alavés

111111111111111111111

TEARS

>implying the early Celtic goal isn't fantastic for this bet

But the bet is winning?
Yeh, it's a soccerway bet but there last 2 matches this have had over 2.5 goals, City are top of the league. Celtic are also playing at home, but lost the last H2H 2-1. Everything is pointing to overs.
I just want to have one large bet before I quit, so dumping everything. Betting's consumed my life just like with casinos before. Reached my target of 10k as I'm very very very lucky but worried what it's doing to me. Been using the data on my phone even though I don't have Europass, so my phonebill is already at something like 200 quid

222222222222222222

genius

Is it tho

>mfw when I almost bankrolled city

this is clearly a sign from the betting gods to stop being a muggy cunt

Same. Then I realized English teams in Europe are a big meme.

Dwight Gayle's missed three big chances already in the proper football.

>these people thinking about backing City when the odds are shit and not taking advantage of Celtic goals to get good odds while watching the game to make sure City is creating chances

baka

>KKK "tip"

Kek

lel at the people who didn't bankroll arsenal to steamroll basel after that demolition of chelsea

>when Atletico lead 1-0 and you need them to concede

Just 2 more days

Any Discord invites?

discordapp.com/invite/0z5FKenGSBLokq4s

Will barca win?

No Messi. Draw at best.

Can't wait to play fifa with the lads at midnight, fuck uni tomorrow tbqh

>The absolute state of Man Shitty

>actually betting on the city of manchester

>implying I did

>English teams in yurop

Even if they come back and win, it still isn't worth the sweat.

btts so world

>He didn't buy his today from the dodgy shop in town

youtube.com/watch?v=H7ArcaFf41Q

>Unironically betting on the CL

It's just for fun, lid

Celtic game has been v v enjoyable to trade

>wanted atletico 1-0 for the inplay offer
>didn't do it

pls don't let it end 1-0

>pen missed
pmsl of course

>Barca were @4

P M S L

up too much

down

>he didn't get on

want death

kill me

Norwich fans SEETHING

Arsenal SUCH a dire team to have funds on.

>17 goal attempts
>2 (TWO) goals

damn...i can't break the habit of being uac and lose my bettting bankroll on mug bets

Almost fell for the next to score meme at 2:0, but price kept going down

Thought they'd score at least one more but they did nothing for an hour. Meme team. Blacklisted for life.

always pick the right bets for the risk free bets, then dont trust my intuition enough to place them, pick something else and lose. cant remember the last time ive won one of these and ive played dozens. free 200€ wouldntve been that bad. oh well. back to shoving needles under my fingernails

>8 fold accumulator

>city lets me down

JUST

need sex

Not convinced Hasselbaink has said *that* much wrong, but then I said that about Allardyce and he was gone about 18 hours later.

Zamora seem to be in some deep shit after last season

Reminder

STILL not idea what she was thinking

Just got back from Scrabble night lids

/bet/ so so dead without me

>Who /atthefifa17midnightTescoqueue/ here

can't believe i get my entire betting bankroll on city.

no more betting for me PMSL can't believe i cant break this habit

Feeling v uncomfortable with the Discord.

Why would you feel comfy with a bunch of dullards?

>Posting your tits then acting like you didn't want it
juve confirmed woman

provided SO many gimmicks to this general

Such as? P sure I have provided more

SURELY nibs. I AM /bet/, pal.

Huh?

Have sex. (my meme btw)

>tfw need to (you) farm so I feel less lonely and can pretend the things I say matter enough to others to reply
;_;

Not a free kick and can't score directly from an indirect free kick (which is what that would've been if it even were the right call)
Tez refereeing that cost /bet/ money.

How have the new juve developments affected his character? How shall we continue the juve story in future seasons.

Regards,
/bet/ script writers

When is Albania going to fuck off?
Has he ever won a bet? He is a leech just sucking off Euan's bloodline that are his tips. Like the cockroach he is. He needs to be crushed under the feet of the good tipsters like IBT and t4tw like a mere ant.

getting a bit pompous. Liked him in earlier seasons where he was more relatable. Need to have a showdown with a BIG character so that he can be exposed

>Need to have a showdown with a BIG character so that he can be exposed
Who? Albania and Hass both suck him off.
Euan wouldn't stand a chance.
Need JWest back desu.

PLEASE make him DAC again.

D E R F E L L
E
R
F
E
L
L

Good post

Odd post

I MADE Derfel

Romansergio? R.I.P

Sad to say I'm experiencing the demise of /bet/

Hoped it wouldn't come down to this

PLEASE have sex.

Mug here.
How's this for an accy?

romansergio is full and truly alive, friend. making a killing live betting this dota 2 "event" on 365

will NEVER understand the accy meme. PLEASEjust research some shitty fiji/poo in loo cup games and make some money

Will NEVER understood why you don't have sex. PLEASE just spend your pennies on a prostitute.

You absolute muggle.

go bet on djoker LARGE again you clown. Lets see how it turns out

...

LADS GIVES US A BET
LADS LADS GIVE US A BET

Cleaned my browser history and forgot to save the discord link

REALLY need it

Go to sleep Bongs, no need to suffer like us Easterners at this time of day

Anyone got a link where you can check odds graphs for particular games?

>that cunt will wake up soon and post "Wageslaving so so bad"

Perhaps the Rabbi?

Uni so so bad

Wageslaving so SO bad.

Early bird gets the worm ;)

REALLY need a link to the discord chat. Got three WORLDIES I need to share

lame but still enjoyed this tbf

thought the same thing after having sex with your mum

>slag tennis
>literally breaking every game
>neither of them can hold for shit
Explain this.

Less powerful serve means serve is less of a factor, and the slags at the top of the game are all excellent baseliners. Plus their ovaries make them psychologically unbalanced

Nick "Tha Fixa" Kyrgios

Today I'll either be UAC or hanging from my bedroom ceiling

Will he ever return ;_;

on par with david >goofin

>no flags

when did you /bet/ move from /biz/?

>he didn't listen to the "we're being moved to /biz/" poster

I remember I audibly kek'd at this. If only I knew what /bet/ would become in his absence

POTUS book so so green.

reminder

Apprenticeship finished, lid?

Share two of them here to get an invite

Yes lid, short break then I'm going to qualify to be a full time plumber!

Tiny Belgium u17 -0.25, no rball but won this h2h 4-1 a few days ago. In prep for Euro 2017. Highlights: youtube.com/watch?v=wpOjQ56QfDE. Price going, in asia

From 1 down :^)

mfw when im lithuania. be UAC and loose everything on all in bet.

have done it 3 times now PMSL

can't believe 1.33 odds failed me three times

this betting thing isn't for you.

stop.

i started with a 50 and havn't touched my savings.

If i didn't go all in i would have been at 1000 dollars PMSL

i got 20 dollars left ill probably reach about 300 and stop.

spent a lot of the money i made while betting so its a pastime

alright, if it's just for a laugh then treat it as such.

once you lose your initial investment, stop, or limit yourself to an acceptable amount that you'd be willing to lose and stick to it.

Very rude

yeah i need to be careful.

I began with a 50, reached 600 and wanted a 'safe' bet so i put in on leicester.

lost everything except 20 bucks

then i got to 300 with that money, put it on an US open acca, lost everything

then with the 20 left i got to 200 and lost it to man city.

feel unlucky but its a lesson learnt. no bet is safe.

im such a mug tho

you need to get a firm understanding of value. Study me and learn something

I understand value and mug bets or else i wouldn't have made repeated profits. i typically follow good bets on /bet/.

I just have a terrible habit of going all in.

Regardless, ill be tailing you x

PLEASE don't tell me you bet everything on city yesterday

Also, is anyone here knowledgeable about volleyball and can tell me if you can reliably abuse fast lines? Followed the Korea Cup games the last few days and it seems like the favourites win most of the time (duh) yet the lines change so fast that you can get excellent odds on them if they catch a bad start.

>I just have a terrible habit of going all in.

yeah this gambling lark isn't for you, you evidently don't have the discipline.

proper bankroll management is essential if you actually want to make a quid doing this.

yep put it on city.

literally EVERYONE said city was a safe bet.

wish some based man stepped up to say otherwise.

When i realized celtic has only lost at home twice in champions league, I knew i made a big mistake.

But i didn't want to loose the 5% for cashing out so i stuck with it.

Every other favourite won, PMSL

Infuriating shit. For you non-grassdive fans, the keeper is not allowed to pick up a pass from a team mate. If he/she does that, an indirect free kick should be awarded. The indirect free kick can take place anywhere inside the box, but you cannot score directly from it, hence the name.

1. The ball isn't passed from a defender, it is a failed pass from the opposing team. It might touch a defender (even though it doesn't like like it does), that is however perfectly fine. In other words, the indirect free kick should never have been awarded.

2. The opposing team scores directly from an indirect free kick. Goal disallowed, free kick forfeited.

A disgrace from start to finish.

hopefully this time i can discipline myself.

if i can't and lose like this agian, i will stop betting

You're a fucking idiot. You should put your entire existence on the barby

Damn, should've layed Tomic for Ryan @2.2. He's not even trying and it's only early in the 1st set.

I'm a mug but i dont deserve to be grilled on the barby.

I have feelings m8, no need to be too harsh

Not many Europa league mugs r there

...

Just catching up on some news over the last few days, interesting !

4-2 Belgium

Very interesting. I have a suspicion that the /bet/ screen writers have been switching Euan's and Hass's scripts around in the last few weeks.

Anyone know who is commentating the Tomic v Harrison game?
His voice is so soothing.

Thanks flashscores
Just kidding, genuinely thanks

Did you get #ON J West's tip?

No, missed it. LARGE #ON romansergio's palp tho

who is this new J West trip?

Not sure, interested to see how his arrival changes season 6

why are we talking about the meta-/bet/?

shouldn't we just let it flow?

any of you paying bird this season? Need someone to leak his tips here

he's a bubblegum babby

Astana DNB @1.8 is one of those rare mainstream value bets. Kazakhstan home advantage is UNREAL.

/bet/ used to ride his nuts though

>ride his nuts
Strange, strange man. Please stop posting here.

So LARGE on Energetik +4.5 from here

betting on a German team today, figure out who.

Schalke

Being multilingual so so +ev

Very true. Can speak shitpost, Italian, can read a tad of Japanese Katakana and know "How are you" and "Can I go to the toilet" in Indonesian (not useful since they don't have toilets but whatever)

reminder that you can profit by simply waiting 10 minutes into a 0-0 game and backing overs

'no'

>goes 3-0 5 minutes later

odd post this

>5 minutes later

V strange man

odd post this

can somebody explain why Nice has 4.0 odds against Krasnador ? I thought Krasnador was shit ?

>the man with no concept of time makes a post
ok

so is nice

gonna go along and make fun of you

>2016
>betting on Schalke

They've got artificial turf also
Not betting on it pre game tho

Not sure if #on

Will try and bring back the slug gimmick

Ok

An early order of pellets for you lid

Are you here to stay or are you going to leave us again?

BOOOOM !!!

LOYALTY BONUS. FUCK YEAH

>guess i lost enough this month

just scored a sick goal with alex hunter just made all my flatmates come in and watch pmsl so glad i sacked off lectures today for fifa haha only first year anyway lmao

Have sex pls you slimy slug

Not too sure about this tip my lecturer just gave me desu.

enjoyable post this

Yeah, having sex isn't all that viable at this point

Corbyn to be next PM?

Applauding

These days I come and go intermittently, I can't imagine lurking all day every day after all these years.

Bernie Sanders next US President?

Betting on Astana, Young boys play shit away from home on non-syntetic turfs

oh, I couldn't imagine anything otherwise

Nice is overrated by that 4-0 win

Don't like it when a reply to my post gets more (You)s than mine

Have sex (with me)

>ywn pound jwest's tight white bum while you're both watching rball on a laptop

On hands and knees for a 2/1 in Egypt
*PLEASE ALLAH*

Got on some cheeky mainstream specials last night lads

>fractional
FUCK
OFF

YANK ON A PROXY DETECTED

END YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

>not 4-3 cs
Not cheeky enough, and also pretty daft

>not just backing dc

How much did you lads win again?

jesus

I'm up high 5 figs since monday, enjoy you are pennies faggot

I just don't know why I find this so upsetting. I guess it is jealousy, but I don't actually have a reason to be jealous.

>you are pennies faggot
Stroking my chin over this one

>mathworks tipping EPL 10/10s
concerned

hes lost the plot

He was literally always a fraud. Not sure why anybody ever followed him

>betdaq

laid Southgate @1.6 pmsl

cheers for the spot

its at 1.28 on betfair retard

>juve

>muh laying

dullard

just put 5 laying this @1.28, and another 5k on backing it @2.37 while this error is up

>9/27 13:48
>375 posts
Nice "community" you got there

18:48 nobhead

gonna upon up a gambling company in antarctica.

gonna call it FREEZEBET

DAC slugs welcome

i generate about 50% of the posting myself with all my amazing posts/gimmicks on offer and have been busy last couple of days

Corbyn to be PM is a special. My gender studies lecturer has placed 10k on it.

Interesting to see that shit365 can't even get the teams names right

It's not a special imlo (in my lecturer's opinion). But it is value.

Is /bet/ really a decimal odds general?

Shan't be sharing anymore fixed games with you yank cunts if that's the case

The poster above is painfully obviously fishing for (you)s. He would be banned if I was in charge

@71557684
>Shan't be sharing my 10 fold EPL acca every weekend
Fixed that for you fractional mug

>there are yanks in my country right now

@71557718
>giving (you)s out so generously when you haven't got any coming in

how does it make you feel that freesupertips are shrewder than you?

Ajax - Liege BTTS ?

whats the official acca for Europa League?

Ajax
Roma
Shakhtar Donetsk

Add Man U and Zenit St Petersburg if you want extra risk.

would pick bilbao over roma

Sweating if I should add Willem v Feyenorrd SW

Cybu where are the goals

You are a German, tell me

LOVE when this happens

who do i watch?

kikes v shithampton

OR

sparta prague v inter

Have a large for you lids today: Detroit Tigers @1.63

The Tigers offense has been on fire recently scoring 31 runs in their last 4 games

They are going up against a rookie pitcher who has only 6 innings total of MLB experience

Also the Indians have already clinched the division and will be fielding their B team this afternoon

More importantly the Indians will not be using their good bullpen arms in an attempt to keep them fresh for the post season

Detroit must win this game to stay in the playoff race while Cleveland is just content relaxing and preparing for the post season

The line should be closer to 1.4 imho, bookies forgot to take into account which team wants it more

Kikes, think they are underrated

willy hill not working or is it my bank being retarded

keeps saying connection reset when i try to place my winning bets

are you UAC or DAC

>all these early goals before i could get on

Nice confirmed meme team

who here /hates bet365/

went a bit too far with the fun bets, gonna be down spastic

a-at least i had my fun right?

>Qarabag red
down INSANE

I only have fun when I win

i never win anyway, so that's not a decider whether i have fun or not

Fifa SO good

mathworks posting some v v odd bets

CyBu4 Taking NICE +0.5
37 minutes ago - Like

CyBu4 for chase
37 minutes ago - Like

Haven't bought Fifa in 3 years. SUCH a strange feeling.

you lads are missing out on the discord

PMSL

what time is it down there?

Party time

Why not lid?

Time to get bitten on the penis. Again.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251

>stake cheeky fiver on dubai @13
>suspended
>goal
zzzzzzzzzz can not win a bet

Very nice post.

Simply lost interest.

>fred

Very nice.

Just had a catch up with an old school friend, interesting !

Need a write up on going out alone.

Don't.

They're shutting the lights off for the month if Ajax don't score at least one more.

Need a good recipe for rice and beans

-bookies have ManU at 1.18, which means they think United have a 84,7% chance of winning the game
-a poll of 20 000 people gives ManU 79,2% chance of winning on the other hand

Whats the value based on these numbers?

what is your understanding of value in this context?

Taking advantage of bookie misprices

Why do you think a poll is better than the bookies' models?

I do not. Just suggesting that if bookie opening lines are very different from the publics opinion there may be some value in the middle grey area somewhere

DAC. Simply cannot afford to take care of my wife's son anymore

you have to be a madcunt desu

pmsl

>Bookie's models have priced up a europa league game

Literally haven't won a single bet on the EL

P M S L

So what games do bookies price up? I know muh syndicates do the premier league.

@71560034
Not even giving you a you, strange little man

nvm, qarabag scored, based.

ajax can eat a dick. blacklisted

I-I'm serious. New to /bet/. Well, I've been here a few months.

71560079
Don't @ me again, last warning

why

SO large on Man U 1H

SO SO LARGE

Need THREE picks for the upcoming games, GO

Roma.

>@1.18
handi or what

Yeah. -1 @ 1.40.

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Please someone tell me why Europe to win the Ryder Cup outright @ 2.87 isn't ABSOLUTE value?

>implying Man U can finish a game without conceding
no clean sheet @2.25

Another letter today announcing the interest rate on another account is going down to 0.05%!

WTB

Not sure why USA has such good odds, Europe has won the last 3 years in a row.

Need /bet/ to chip in for this month's rent

Adding to this, USA has only won 2 out of the less 10 Ryder Cups.
USA is DIRE.

What's your paypal?

uni's fucking shite, "fresher helpers" making us start pre drinks at 8, fucking nerds

juve guy economics

Thinking of putting close to 300 on us Europeans. We'll pull it out of the bag. The Americans are such chokers.

what uni you at pal

WHATS THE FUCKING BET!!!!!!!!

Europe to win the Ryder cup OUTRIGHT.

anyone got a bet for me like ?

Man United -1.5

>trusting Man U to score in the first half

cheers pal

>Trusting English teams in yurop

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Based Rory.

>all my specials lost

>all the bets that i wanted to place but didn't are winning
>the one i placed is losing

>there will never be a continuation of Britain at the bookies

Why go on?

Need to see Juve at the Bookies desu. Would watch it forever.
>DAC on Juve again?
>Yep.

Done it all so wrong.

Done.It.All.So.Wrong.

>hes placed a bet in 2016

>so DAC that I decide to reread the links in OP
>".... you have to look further for teams news like reading National FA websites that have all the info, fx KSI for Iceland and Euan's favourite armsport.am for his Armenian bets"
>close the tab

This general is absolutely clueless. These so called "big boys" are fucking slobs who have no idea what they're doing who just follow some other UAC person and pass it off like they're knowledgeable. So amazing how they've kept their little personalities without being exposed for the frauds they are

>says the guy who's DAC

Terrible day but Kolmonen and Toras comes tomorrow, everybody will be UAC again, don't panic

What's wrong with what was said there?

You're welcome, user.

>365Angel

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>mfw i can't catch the value tomorrow because of real life commitments

why did i put myself in this situation

fuck it, just gonna lump on bilbao when it's available again

Nothing, he was looking for (You)s

DO NOT @ UNLESS I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION

Fook it

O1.5 in Man U game. Going all in.

Won't miss that tinder+ subscription anyway.

@71561240

strange, strange man.

why not wait for -1?

I'm making the Class of 2016 which includes /bet/'s up and coming tipsters. So far it got me, cybu4 and another Brit user

I'm class 2015 m8

>Man U
>55 min
>0 (ZERO) shots on target

you didn't make last year's cut lid, juve and Hass outmuscled you

Taking bets on Mourinho sacked by Christmas.

Can't believe what I'm seeing.

Mourinho worse than Moyes.

>Down 60 units
>skived uni
>only 14 (You)s today
>no sex
>cold pizza for dinner

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hahah ok man u, you can stop pretending to be terrible now

thanks

I B R A

B

R

A

calm down hola

need one more..

DUNDALK

PMSL

Requesting a Bilbao goal, Man U goal and one in Vienna/Plzen

class comedian

Will even take a Zorya goal, fuck Man U

awwwwww TEARS

Fuck olympiakos

UAC DESU

lmao down INSANE

wtb

Reminder that there are some filthy boggarts who don't bet unless a person has tipped the Kalmonen

Now nothing, unless if you trust south americans to not rig matches

Thinking about selling my bet365, simply cannot profit using it. Any offers?

A presunto and a bottle of wine.

anyone have ice hockey bets?

portugese are complete mugs

I dont eat pork, Ricardo.

Need another World Cup, Canada -1 made me UAC

Trip on Hass.

Not Hass, it's TT.

Kill yourself

Inshallah.

pmsl

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EUAN IS A SCOTSMAN
HE WEARS A SCOTSMANS HAT
HE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO LADBROKES
IN A GLASGOW COUNCIL FLAT
HE BEATS ALBANIA WITH HIS ROI
HE BEATS BIRD WITH HIS PROFIT
AND WHEN HE BETS IN ASIA
HE BEATS HIS CAT ALL NIGHT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rich boy sellin' crack
Dope niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a cadillac (throw some d's on that bitch!)
Just bought a cadillac (throw some d's on that bitch!)
Just bought a cadillac

Would love to know which shrewd matches are on tonight, mr. shrewd

Sorry, Hassan.

Who would evn buy a bet account when they can make their own with new sign up promos..

Guess I could call it a night

>using my cat line

Kys
My nigga
Price for your virginity?

not had a dece tinder match in about 3 months fml

Not trying to brag but I'm the strongest person on /bet/

VERY much doubt that lid

Making inputs on my calendar and want to know when the /bet/ meet up is?

You're not invited.
How much you benching lid

When are you going to have sex?

Got the invite already :)

When Americans become profitable PMSL

Flossing SO important

>he fell for the flossing meme
Pmsl. Bet you have a manual toothbrush and don't mew too.

Genuinely do not want to think about the absolute state of your teeth right now.

>Mew
Insecure sexless man detected

Would go Canada -1.5 and or -2 and a team over of 3.5 if you can find that.

Canada going to deliver a solid knockout blow tonight.

>electric tooth brush

Unless you have tiny teeth you should kill yourself

Line is set at -2.5. Personally gonna throw a small shekel in that.

Nibs are in, night lids.

Milk and two sugars on my desk for 8am sharp tomorrow kiddo.

can you come and pick your da up from the bookies pal? he's causing a scene again
twitter.com/ruthalexander_/status/778675127299018752

PMSL at juve's voice in discord chat

Sounds 11 years old PMSL.

And a chavvy one at that. Mensa? PMSL, such a fantasist.

Am p. drunk. Got a v v deep, baritone voice lids.

Whose voice have you heard. Need an update

>baritone

Nasal kid you mean.

Very, very interested by the findings of the /bet/ meet up simulation.

Juve is a kid. ER is a true Scotsmen. TT IS a nonce. There's a Russian.

Wrong. Idiot.

Pmsl, juve will get constantly id'd on a pub crawl.

Please.... or give me an invite.

He's not, you helpless cunt.

couldn't agree more.

get those one use plastic ones they sell in asian shops. gets all the plaque out.

>im smarter than dentists

Will be hosting an AMA in 3 hours. Stay tuned. xo

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