Which athlete appeals to all the masses?

Which athlete appeals to all the masses?

Manning
LeBron
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Cam

>'le footy lad dog'
How contrived. Sad!

>'le footy lad dog'
How contrived. Sad!

Vince wilfork
Pablo Sandoval
Prince fielder
Nick mangold
His sister too

Alexis Sanchez

Can somebody explain this to me?

An offshoot of this meme appeared in /NFL/ recently and while I know it has to do with OP's picture, why is it called the footy lad look?

soccer players (usually manlets) have lately been covering themselves in tattoos and shitty haircuts to try to somehow look tough

i saw it first years ago with beckham but i've been seeing the trend a lot more lately, especially with Messi doing it

Messi didn't need to do that shit, he's Messi, he has nothing to prove by looking like a tryhard

You will never fuck your dog

Thats a big dog!

For woof.

Fuck you, reddit.

The problem is his tattoos are utterly tasteless which as you said makes him look like a tryhard. I guess he's not really very intelligent

He's intelligent he's just autistic

Why is Messi so perfect

Because he's achieved human perfection by following his instincts, he is the Taoist footballer.

It's why people say he looks natural when he plays rather than trained and forced/artificial, this gives him time to be a down to earth nice guy with his childhood sweetheart. It's the dream of every human to perfect their craft and live a happily family life.

No one outside of your lard ass country knows who the first or fourth ones are

>dog "le lad" footy

happy?

how can one man be so GOAT at both football and life

literally who

Messi must be 4'7 or something?

What's his endgame?

With that hair and those tats? Gay porn, obviously

AUTISM
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>mfw he really has achieved perfection

No one outside of America knows who they are, ask someone who LeBron is most won't have a clue.

Messi
Ronaldo
Conor McGregor
Bolt

He wants to star in the soccer version of turner and hooch

Beckham does not belong in this category.
He's considered handsome and is not a manlet.

The term is basically used for manlets, who look a bit childish and try to compensate this with spraying tattoos all over their little bodies and having edgy looking hairstyles.

It's mostly Latinos doing this 2bh

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>soccer players doesnt look tough
You didnt watch much south american soccer didnt you? Literally criminals playing soccer since the 80s.

1'70 metros=5.7 pies aprox. puto negro hijoeputa gonorrea

If you ask you grandma sure she wont know whos lebron.