>Hand is like 40cms away from the body >is not penalty
El Real Trampas CF ataca de nuevo
Austin Campbell
>Brexit refs
Ayden Bennett
LMAAAAOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
MOST OBVIOUS HAND IN THE HISTORY OF HANDBALL
Zachary Rogers
wtf no call on that handball? seriously?
Jose Morales
Literally nothing Ronaldo could've done there, ball was aimed straight at his arm
Jackson Garcia
dis sam TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Caleb Peterson
Lmao how did Clattenfag not see that?
Daniel Allen
videorefs can't come soon enough
Ayden Jones
even leliga goalkeepers dive like fags
Gavin Hall
...
Carter Lee
the refball is real tonight
Cameron Butler
REFBALL E F B A L L
Aaron Garcia
It's a completely defensible decision tbqh, but my flag demands I constantly shitpost about Pulisic m8.
Tyler Bennett
>user turn that stupid soccer game off and come hang out with us!
Ethan Watson
This ref is fucking shit already
Ryan Howard
>Ronaldo gets away with it
Smh
Noah Butler
STINKY
SMELLY
REFS
Brayden Lewis
>people think Clattenburg is a good ref
fucking top kek
Camden Bell
Now that was a shitty fucking no call.
Isaac Cook
I am beginning to regret betting on Madrid
Thomas Miller
Joke's on you, waffle-man! We out here!
Brody Foster
>clattenshit ruining another game
why does he still have ref license
Christopher Foster
No
Grayson Anderson
He stretched his arm out
Dominic Walker
how much did real shit pay the ref?
Adrian Gutierrez
>english """""""""""refs""""""""""""
not even once
Asher Clark
ok m8, keep up the good work
Isaac Harris
Holy fuck looks like choosing this match to watch was a good decision
Jaxon Sullivan
it was outside of the box
Carson King
you better have a look at the webm, mbongo
Thomas Garcia
>expecting Real to actual win on their own merit
Topkek
Alexander Thomas
>mfw football
Enjoy this 2bh
Jordan Adams
The ball came is way too fast. The ref is right not to give handballs.
Parker Cooper
all of them are fuckin ugly
Hudson Bailey
Really activates your cognitive process.
Nathaniel Parker
>SLIPPY B
Tyler Roberts
SLIPPED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Christopher Roberts
Real always get easy matchups / refball in UCL.
Look at who they faced after the group stages last year, piss easy.
Joshua Diaz
HE SLIPPED
Adrian Lee
>even the real madrid goalkeeper dives good grief lads
>ronaldo is unironically not rated by people who think """""""tap ins"""""""" is something anyone can do
Juan Johnson
>Madrid score against the run of play
Brayden Garcia
TTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
William Ward
oh look the tap-in merchant scores
Jayden Phillips
>White trash >Sitting under a deck or something >Natty & Four Loko
No thank you. I'll just crank one out and go to sleep later.
Luke Fisher
RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA RONALDO SAMA
Henry Kelly
more like dirtmund
Leo Cooper
KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH >KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH >KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH >KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH >KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
puliSICK is going to score the most dangerous lead for us after he got in in the 70th min.
MARK MY WORDS
MARK THEM
Benjamin Collins
>Reus
Realistically, why does he look like a lesbian?
Jayden Jenkins
FFS SAKES JAMeessSS
Parker Smith
well, yes, obviously
Joshua Edwards
dembele you fucking useless nigger
Adam Turner
WHY THE FUCK do people have different opinions from me?
Like seriously
I unironically believe that all my opinions are objectively correct. How come so few people in the world share my exact opinions?
LIKE HONESTLY WHY THE FUCK DOES GAYAL HAVE SO MANY FANS. They are objectively fucking shit. With their fuckin ugly white shirts. Meanwhile BARCELONA, THE GREATEST CLUB OF ALL TIME HAS BEAUTIFUL BLAUGRANA SHIRTS, HAS THE BEST PLAYERS OF ALL TIME, AND PLAYS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOCCER ON THE PLANET.
ALL GAYAL HALANDRIL FANS ARE GENETIC GARBAGE. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE VIRGINS. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY?
ESPECIALLY GAYNALDO FANS. HE'S OBJECTIVELY FUCKING SHIT. I'D PLAY NEYMAR OVER HIM EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. FUCKING OVERRATED GAY HAIRGEL STUPID MOORTUFAG CLOSET HOMO MOROCCO GAY BEARMODE LOVING FAGGOT UGLY DESERT HALAL ANTI-WESTERN KEKOLDRISTIC FAGGY IDIOT MORONSSSNSNSNNSNSNSNS
FUCK. YOU.
Jackson Allen
why is dortmund playing without any midfield
Joshua Hall
FUCK YOU DEMBELE YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEE
Nathaniel Green
...
Brandon Richardson
You realize I said that you retards say he doesn't score against big teams, he scored against a big team, enjoy your tears faggot
Angel Barnes
Stream link? No fucking way did Leciester save the Meme Magic for the Champions League
Dominic Anderson
BASED VARANE
Xavier Cox
Are Real Madrid Hoofball FC?
Aaron Barnes
>tfw your stream is so shit and keeps skipping so you've missed a goal and only just realised it's 0-2
Jeremiah Wright
>casilelas
Jordan Evans
but why can't this be fixed, where is the problem
Isaac Jones
Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"
Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!
Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!
Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.
Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.
Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
Ethan Murphy
A lot of people's streams are delayed and it's leading to some really confusing comments
Isaac Howard
Fun game so far lads
>It's a pissy Ronaldo episode
Logan Gonzalez
>hames
Elijah Lewis
I know right
Brody Reed
demblown the fuck out
Luke Murphy
>it's a macedonia post
Kayden Martin
free shinji
Noah Moore
easy there John
Henry Myers
How can we be BTFO when it would be 9-0 if Pulisic was in?
Jaxon Morgan
In spanish is what we call a NAF, Fraudulent Athletic Nigger.
Zachary Evans
>Outpacing le pacy meme man
BASED
Nolan Young
gotta go fast
Easton Perry
second
Easton Butler
This is a world class football match by the way. Some of the shit by Dortmund is just unbelievable, Barcelona-tier. And real experienced, efficient, perfect.
Liam Williams
i completely agree desu
Cameron Lopez
Remind me again why Real haven't sold James yet?
Jason Rivera
why do Germans try to be americans so much? only Bavarians have any decency left
Justin Lewis
It's 0-2? Fuck, I need to find a new stream.
Tyler Powell
>Pulisic doesnt play
>Dirtmund loses
Bentley Phillips
It's still 0-1 you fool
Matthew Martinez
defenders who rely on their pace to bail them out are not real defenders
Thomas Price
he assisted the goal you dummy
Tyler Rodriguez
pulisic is on the bench and theres going to be at least 4 goals in this game
Robert Morgan
Yes. It's Real Park the Bus Hoofball CF. Not to be confused with Atletico Park the Train Hoofball
Christian Fisher
Press 'F' to pay respects
Easton Adams
But that was Bayol
Ian Edwards
Good option off the bench desu
Jack Powell
i really need a nap guys
John Gray
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anthony Ortiz
upgrade your stream
Daniel Wright
Negro atlético fraudulento? Lo diréis en tu pueblo porque vamos...
Hunter Sanchez
Bavarians are more American than the rest of Germany put together, don't let the silly clothes fool you.
Andrew Harris
wut
it's more like you're trying to be us
Anthony Torres
I hated him from the very beginning
Michael Green
who passed to Bale again? please tell me that player's name
Evan Martin
>Some of the shit by Dortmund is just unbelievable, Barcelona-tier.
Leo Stewart
what a stupid chant lol
Jeremiah White
so is it safe to say halal will succesfully defend their CL title? TSUUUUUU is too good desu
Ethan Diaz
>Useless BVB niggers
Caleb Lee
I'LL BUM YE NAN
Wyatt Thomas
FUUUUUUCK
Anthony Barnes
>tfw booked the premium plus triple-star package and already seeing the 3-1 in the 93rd minute stay poor, plebs
Brody Reed
translation pls
Julian Wright
Almost.
Asher Hughes
oh my god that would have been a good one
Benjamin Kelly
JUST
Charles Peterson
bait taken
Luis Morales
I have cable, check livescore, still 0-1
Isaac White
He was positioned ok, Aubameyang didn't have a clear path to the goal, if anything, it's more on Ramos.
Pepe is still better than both though
Isaiah Perez
Did he hug buyol?
Ethan Taylor
If you think that was just a tap-in, you've not played a lot of football yourself. Also, you probably haven't moved your body past walking speed for a good while
Bavarians are Catholic, Americans mostly Protestant, even the "German-Americans" are mostly Protestant, so not really
Kevin Jenkins
no. city buyern barca atletico too good over 2 legs
Ayden Harris
Thanks Obama
Bentley Reed
upgrade your cable
David Howard
>city >Atletico
Tyler Anderson
>city
Levi Clark
Come the fuck on melon
Benjamin Sanders
...
Sebastian Robinson
Who else here hates Halal so much that you can't watch any of their games because every goal they score triggers you so much it feels almost as if someone physically punched you in the stomach.
Connor Morgan
Bundesliga should only be allowed one team in the CL
Patetico will loose every final against Halal, but in two games their almost invincible.
Jayden Walker
>City
Juventus are a mile better.
Ayden Ward
>Dembegoat
Josiah Flores
>hands up don't shoot
Jack Reed
blease dont troll on us
Jace Turner
If Real Uefadrid keep getting away with blatant calls like the handball and shit, while getting refball in their favor yeah probably.
Dominic Rodriguez
RM is playing like a small team.
Luke Foster
dembele will score
Carter Garcia
Not today kruat
Kayden Williams
>mfw people thought based Ibra was >le Ligue 1 babby man
Connor Gray
Me, that's why I bet for them so if they win at least I get some money.
Thomas Smith
>Patetico will loose every final against Halal, but in two games their almost invincible. They lost in 2015 to Madrid.Atleti is just good against possesion based teams
Jace Jones
>German commantator shittalking Monaco >b-b-b-but their football is s-so unattractive!!! this is fucking hilarious
Levi Gonzalez
>literally conceded to sporting and tied villareal and las palmas
Caleb James
Who won the debate last night, Hillary or Trump?
Benjamin Sullivan
>real unironically parking the bus already
oh how the mighty have fallen
Robert Morgan
It's literally like they're playing for you
Isaiah Davis
>Real Madrid is actually playing counterattacking football against Dortmund
It's a weird world that we live in
Charles Garcia
No idea why you people always criticise Ronaldo.
He's the best player I've watched since Di Stefano and he's proved it again tonight.
James Taylor
hilary by 5%
Adam Ortiz
Ginter sucks, even Subocrock could do better
Christopher Peterson
neither. only did (((they)))...
Luke Peterson
me
Brayden Wood
messi
Jordan Sanders
No one
Juan Davis
Shillary, but neither were impressive.
Josiah Martin
It's Real Madrid
Joshua Davis
dont believe this guy never heard that shit here.
Lincoln Clark
The jews
Adam Walker
why the fuck are you talking about monaco?
ISIS
Chase Turner
get off proxy
Joshua Hill
We all M/a/drid here right?
Julian Russell
America lost.
Levi Adams
Zidane is basically Benitez 2.0.
In the last Clasico they played against Barca, they had barely 35% posession.
Angel Rivera
>Doesn't understand Counterattacking Hello Pep
Lucas Ramirez
Slight Hillary victory, but Trump didn't have any major gaffes.
Dominic Price
Hillary. Delusional trumptards are the only ones that would say otherwise.
Not saying Hillary did good, she just did better than Trump. Much better.
I'm sorry, but did Dortmund already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even halftime. Does not having the lead this early count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Dortmund are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Bundesliga for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the Champions League who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Tuesday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Borussia Dortmund are one of the best fucking teams in the UCL, they easily won the first 4 matches last year and would of won the title if the Aubameyang didn't choke vs Juventus. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dortmund wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dortmund topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Isaac Kelly
this
Levi Harris
lol aybameyang absulutely destroyed
Jeremiah Watson
me~
Samuel Thomas
is this delicious pasta from 7-1?
Adrian White
Neither did, but how everything played out will benefit Trump right after the debate and moving forward
Joseph Long
>They lost in 2015 to Madrid.Atleti is just good against possesion based teams
yfw they lost against Barça at their best moment and just with a gear less last year they won it. Tactically Atletico crushes Halal use of spaces, but they end up shitting in their pants.
Lincoln Ward
>Benzema >Benzema
Kevin Young
jews
Jack Ward
>w-w-we dont need Hummels!
Grayson Nelson
>being this new
Leo Price
>Calling "James" "HAMES" and not "James" like in "James Bond"
Fucking kek.
Hudson Hernandez
thought I was in the simulcast thread :(
Mason Murphy
Dortmund should've bought a defender instead of 20 dribbling 19 year ods.
Grayson Anderson
>this flag >this post
lol xDDD
when will you get those cheeky nukes btw?
Aiden White
jews are better than you shia heretic
Benjamin Bailey
beside the goal. did madrid have a shot on goal?
Aaron Martin
Atleti is just good against teams that want the ball.Madrid is just a counterattacking team
Leo Davis
Bale's crosses are always frighteningly accurate, the balding fucking bastard
Who is the better Croatian-American athletic figure, Pulisic or Saban?
Grayson Allen
Is this objective? Because everything I read today was saying "HILLARY STOMPED TRUMP", and I think this is just Hillary-biased, since Trump is so evil.
Jaxson Flores
Or everyone except Götze tbqh
Aiden Lopez
webm of the goal?
Jonathan Russell
why? they are dominating the worlds best team
Anthony Collins
reminder I went to school with Sam Vokes who plays with Bale in the Welsh national team
Juan Sullivan
>did madrid have a shot on goal? A free kick and Benzema slipping 1 v1
Owen Wood
Paki plz go
Hudson Cooper
>unironically defends this type of play style with the squad Real has.
Why?
Nathaniel Long
Bale will win the Ballon d'Or when Ronaldo leaves and he can play his natural position on the left.
Ryan Jackson
Is Götze playing? Cause I don't see this chocolate brown little fat ass
Justin Taylor
More possession =/= Dominating
Connor Torres
Who cares?
Juan Martinez
tell him to take a pic of Bale in the shower.
Matthew Morgan
whos the bigger cunt?
>benzema >marcelo
Xavier Williams
>With Madrid squad >2 pacy wingers and 2 great long passers >Not playing counterattack
Samuel Gonzalez
no goals = worthless effort
Christian Nguyen
>bvb fans whistling when real madrid got the ball
i guess how many turks are at bvb seats
Hudson Brooks
Barça crushed them counterattacking and we can't say Halal actually did it. If the other team doesn't want the ball either you're forced to attack. It's been a giant amount of games between the tree and the times that they struggled more against Halal is when they use good possesion players.
Luke Peterson
go dortmund
Robert Reed
Modrić plays Real wins
Hudson Collins
you're baiting right?
Halal a shit
Jaxon Turner
ain't watching the game
is Guerreiro playing well or did he choke?
Samuel Rivera
...
Samuel Harris
Pepe
Gabriel Long
Press is Hillary biased, probably even more so in Europe. Trump started off strong, faded as the night went on, but "beat the spread" by looking presidential and not sperging out. Hillary also "won" by not looking sick.
Probably won't have much effect on the polls either way.
Angel Smith
>Ramos
Robert Young
KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKE
Eli Brooks
Marcelo because he is a diving cunt. Throw him next to that bald piece of shit pepe.
Daniel Reed
wew
Isaiah Morales
>HALEL MADRID
Leo Wilson
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED YOU CUNTS.
Lincoln Anderson
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
James Nelson
hes out of competition, obviously.
Ayden Williams
DORTMUND!!!!!!!!
Gavin Nelson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Aaron Harris
you decide
Alexander Wilson
HAHAHAHAHA POONALDO
Caleb Williams
Scored
Jackson Cook
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Christian Jones
>Varane
Camden Mitchell
WAT
Gabriel Sanders
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DORTMUUUUUNDO
Parker Rivera
I kept thinking earlier why is Navas punching the ball all the time and not catching it.
Ronaldo won't leave as long as Bale, Benzema and Modric can keep gifting him goals, though. Halal is so talented they basically play 10vs11 in every big game (because Ronaldo is always poaching waiting for a goal and barely helps in the build up and the defence, except for set pieces) and they still manage to win, sometimes by a large margin even.
>punching away the ball when you're in the perfect position to just grab it
meme keeper desu
Daniel Brooks
?
Asher Brooks
wut she looks great m8
Daniel Stewart
CALLATE
Isaac Lee
clearly offsides you muslims
Isaac Young
What a surprise.
Jayden Young
REFFBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hudson Sanchez
Whatever you say mr Kebab
Xavier Sanchez
SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R SLIPPY R
Justin Davis
I haven't seen a more clear offside ever in my career as baby waterer
Jace Lee
THIS
Jonathan Allen
Fat Sam ripperoni
>multikek
Camden Martin
Except if you play on PC
Dominic Stewart
Benzema and Ronnie did their part for today.
What other players are going to slip in this game?