/hoc/ - elite finnish talent edition

New Jersey's

Klefbom, Larsson, and Sekera are at least top 4 defensemen

That right side is terrible though

>a bunch of literally whos vs. A bunch of literally whos and Adam Larsson

Still doesn't justify that shitty trade.

Debbies by far, they also have a dogshit prospect pool and can't sell tickets

Davidson has top 4 potential tbqh fampai, something finally clicked for him last year. He was playing great until that gigantic retarded gorilla fell on his leg and broke it.

It's nearly October bros

Have you been cultivating your hockey hair?

Who's the best player in the league lads

It's growing!

Used to play in a band and had hair down to my nips. Can't stand anything longer than the top of my ears these days.

Good, good

You're a disgrace to your leaf

game in 5 hours? i want to sleep

>Davidson has top 4 potential
Serious question: how do oildumbs manage to be more delusional than the fanbases of the laffs and hasb combined?

Is there something in the water? If so, why doesn't it affect Calgary?

Crosby
Tavares
Kane
Benn

he's actually an ok player
like not competitive good, but could show up to shinny
youtube.com/watch?v=aV8iUnsXLrM
youtu.be/zi44WGcGj9w

His skating motion is weird, so bent at the knees. He can do a tight turn, maybe not at speed though.

0-3

Being shit for so long has that effect on a fanbase. One of them called Taylor Hall a piece of shit to justify trading him for an above average dman

Devils unironically traded Larsson for a fucking Hall

I didn't say top pairing, #1 potential, you actual retard. I said top 4.

>poo jersey desperately trying it damage control
quality kek

Lapsed Flames fan here, gave up staying up to watch games when I realised we were back to being crap last season.

What are the Flames prospects for this coming season?

>This triggers the devils fan

Based Brandon

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>>>/france/

guys how to i get great management like edmonton?

>poo jersey talking about management

>poo jersey
>fanbase
is it autism?

When will you faggots concede that it's

>our

fucking year

Step 1: Make sure your team sucks enough to draft in the top 5
Step 2: Keeep drafting forwards
Step 3: When you realize your team has a meme defensive corps, trade one of your good forwards for an average dman
Step 4: let your delusional fanbase do the rest
Step 5: Repeat those steps starting from step 2

Really liked Larsson's ability to break up the cycle down low. I've watched far too many games where the endless cycle results in 80% of the game being played in Edmonton's zone.

>tfw Oilers - Devils rivalry

I like where this is going

>2.46 MB

>caring aboot file sizes

>50 KB

is it autism?

>rags

The last time I even trimmed my hair was five years ago.

>rags

relocation when?

>haps

>yfw you lose your best winger in exchange of a 2nd pair dman

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yes at last i truly see this man's genius! if you cant find a top pair, you just call mediocre players the top!

teach me your ways chiarelli

Eichel = Gaudreau > McDavid

Autism Matthews is already better than mcbust

Where will they end up?

trips of truth

but seriously /hoc/, prepare your anus. Kikel, Sam the man, and superior Finn Risto are coming.

Mickey Mouse franchise

Give Anaheim a second team

I hate the Devils but they've won 3 cups since the last Canadian franchise won one

maybe they should just fold it, 31 teams makes no sense anyway

>win 3 cups
>still have ZERO fans
They really should fold it imho

kek

that would be ideal

hi

FINLAND! :D

What player has the most individual hardware since the lockout?

tfw u broke/sprained ur wrist ;__;

Post your ass for a self esteem boost

>3 cups in the last 28 years
>implying

individual would have to be ovi. Too bad no playoff MVPs or cups for him

>all these Canacucks bullying Devils fans
Reminder

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which lockout

Send em to new orleans open a new market

>canautists LITERALLY angry at success
Do we need to get the tampon gay guys in here to give you something else to get mad at?

>being a "fan" or two teams

The last one

>0 fans

>Debbies
>fans

>having more cups than fans
Quebec Devils when?

>our year

You mean championships or harts/rockets etc?
Former is probably Toews latter Ovi.

I'm not American, I'm not obliged to be a fan of any team

Yeah would be nice for him to get something. Everyone throws hate his way for no reason

because he's a loooooooooser

t. rags and phillies fan

Individual isn't championships that's team awards I'm talking about rockets,harts and that stuff

lmao that is so fucking embarassing.

is that mid game as well?

Nah his teammates are losers

>success

nah he's a captain that hasn't been past the second round

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER

Notice how all of these pictures are from the St Louis game? The one where the Blizzard pounding the NE LITERALLY cancelled the Flyers/Canes game?

Weird how that doesn't get mentioned. Stay mad, cucks :^)

>panarin wants 6x6
rip in pepperonis party line
another one lost to the cap

And? Laffs still sell out all their games despite their team being a total failure

Devils have one of the most elite goalies in the league

Lel who cares

everyone

>no fans

I don't think it's impossible to keep him. There could be takers for Kruger.

Don't matter. He'll go down top 20 player all time regardless

>always wears shirt based on Oilels jersey
Poetic

yes it does, it matters a lot. better try to make it to at least a conference finals once

nice meme
everyone knows that the blackhawks can't sign anyone for anything over 2 bags of pucks or else the cap means the entire team gets replaced with ahl gutter trash

It will definitely help his case and not making it would be worse but he's still great

fuck it hurts so g-d damn much

Chooooooooooooker. Can't wait for him to spend a year on the shorks

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Guys like schmaltz and forsling would have to have immediate impact for it to be realistic. I wonder how kane and toews feel about their contracts now

>this Debbies fan is still buttflustered that people were making fun of >his team

Lel every team is a choker. Caps will win it within next 5 years

That's what caps fags have been saying for 7 years. Choooooooooooooooooooke

when's the habs game in central time lads?

>central

>craps

Hello,/hoc/. I want you to make an all-star team with the following restrictions:
>Only one player per team
>Each player has to play at their natural position (you can't pull a team Canada and have half your forwards be centers, for example)
>Active NHLers only

oilels

no that's off season shit

Kek I'm not even a caps fan. I just think they have a good team. I mean they dominated the league last year

But I don't want to wait two more hours...

benn is too concerned with looking good

Good teams:
My team

Shit teams:
Every other team but especially yours LEL

Yeah they do every year. And then choooooooooke

Good, because you get to wait 3 hours instead, cuck.

Is that pre-preason thing over yet? Did we win?
I wish i lived in Toronto so i could go to a hockey game for $7.
Then again, I'd also have to live in toronto...

You're choking

post players with JUST careers

Stop bullying me...

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Deplorable

Centers as wingers is pretty legit compared to the shit people make up in the soccer all stars threads. It can actually be done IRL for one.

>rags

edgy

Blue Jackets are winning the Cup

how many bings until canada bings the bong cup

Hi baby missed you been away for a few weeks

NHL doesn't do relegation though

post ass

Apology now pls

where did you go ho

ill apologize if you post ass instead

post feet

and ass

Went to Finland to shit post in real life and I couldn't into Finnish broadband

Show me your bum

The amount of people that just went >postt butt proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.

>it's another "Kippers fishes for (You)s and gets them easily" episode

I want off this show

Post butt

Fuck 4Channers

>rags

What do you think she does with all of her (You)s she's collected? She never posts butt, is she just storing them to turn into a giant, mega (You)?

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Damn /hoc/ I just realized that the Vienna Capitals Goaltending Coach played some seasons with the Kongs, side by side with fucking quick. Name is Erik Ersberg

Should I be worried?

I have finally discovered a way to rig the system.

Anyone have a link to the hurricanes/lightning game tonight?

So how many euro players gonna be deliberately hurt today by toothless Canadians on roids?

>guy in my class comes out as gay
>don't know him very well
>I'm pretty much the only one who supports him
>gives me season tickets with seats next to each other
>expect me to go to every game with him

help

Good night /hoc/

youtube.com/watch?v=KCy7lLQwToI

You are all guy so just go with it and suck his Somalian dick.

No, but you should not confuse memes with actual worries.

Be honest with him.

dont flatter yourself, they're just hockey tickets. tell him you have other shit to do like a normal person.

Good chance he posts here desu

do we have a winter classic/heritage this year?

>elite
>Finnish

pick one, sister.

Edmonton vs Winnipeg right away here

>go to chl game
>two guys sitting behind me
>one looks 20, the other 13
>figure they're brothers or cousins
>go to pee during intermission
>they're making out

Wasn't upset about the gay stuff, just the age difference
>no teenage qt to take to games

>only person to support a gay
>in Sweden

hard to believe

post ass

feet is good enough actually

Sorry, we fantasized about you eh?

who /hypedforseason/ here?

>pedophilia
whoops

You fuckin know it bro

tolerant =/= supportive. Most joke about him behind his back or distance themselves from him. He wasn't exactly the most popular guy before either

Who will be the Craig MacTavish of visors, the last guy to play without one?

sounds like a serial killer in the making. season tickets with a murderer, great job.

They are mandatory for new players, faggot.

jesus

no one here ever made fun of gays before

except indians, who bullied gays constantly

andrew shaw

its really very simple

>Europeans will sleep rather than see Canada vs. Europe

>rags

I don't think he'll outlast Benn tho.

>except indians, who bullied gays constantly

It's funny how in Vancouver the group of males that are the most superficial are the most homophobic.

Police even admit the biggest night for gaybashing is when the drunk Indians come in from Surrey and pass through davey street.

No pity for you guys in edmonton. Fucking indian stabbings almost every night

There's literally nothing wrong with being a fan of two teams

Only autists disagree

visor is written all over him within the next 5 years book it since he's an allstar

Doubt it. Getzlaf still doesn't have one.

in vancouver indian means dot
the only natives are on the downtown eastside or the 5(?) reserves

I stand corrected. My bad!

Ryan O'Reilly

Are you serious? Like Indians FROM India or are you just being racially insensitive towards Native Americans?

>American
Never heard of this stereotype before.

Quads speak truth. Visors are mandatory after 06/07.

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Indians as in people from India. They're homophobic and misogynist as hell. It's common to see them hitting their girlfriends or bullying some kid in the hallway in school.

They even start fights when they grow up in the streets or behead people (seriously) for bullshit reasons.

TRAAAAAAAYUSH

IZAT

Your choice of image says, who am I to judge, and its about niggers eating shit or similar.

>Indians FROM India
there's as many of them as there are chinese in Vancouver, there's just also other east asians

they idolize this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=bZ9mIDfNbSo

what kind of finnish TV show is that

>finnish people rag on blacks for eating shit
>they eat mammi

why didnt they make the hockey game at 6 instead then maybe at least some yurocucks could see?

west coast

Because then you're screwing over the western part of north america

Lol. Rekt.

God, I love being white.

>tfw gonna watch preseason hokki instead of WCOH
hehahhaa "fuck" canada.

Anyone got a stream for the Canada -Yurope game?

Which is the only part of the world that matters.

>Oil

>weed

>proper politics

inb4 people who cant see my sarcasm, but seriously it is awesome in western canada/usa

You are french so not white at all.

so?

I can link you 15 minutes before it

I live in Alberta and I am Irish, lol fuck the french

The NHL doesn't give a shit about europe, this entire thing was done to A) rake in money and B) increase hockey hype in america

>irish
>white

Would be sweet Canadabro, you'll win this!

Better than French or English

I wear my freckles with pride nigga

>hockey hype in america

>0-3

not on my watch kippers

there's no accounting for american hockey knowledge

maybe, but if I were american, I'd be pretty hyped for the future of US hockey, with Eichel, Matthews, Gaudreau, Gostibehere

definitely promising, better than a lot of other countries

>ZERO WINS

It is starting to take off, better than faggot slow pitch or blackskitball

why does he look like that? is this photoshopped?

monkeys dont natrually look like that

Gonna play bit of vidya, back in an hour. I almost wanna be a tripfag but I could care less about being anything other than anonymous

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feet. post them

The GOAT Finnish tv show
youtube.com/watch?v=E4_aELwKzWA

Why do the Canadians play so dirty? Is it the Arab blood that does it?

who /oilcountry/ here?

samefag. its easy to tell when you post reddit memes

Bestern Canada, reporting in.

I think basketball americans will always favour, well, basketball, but the whites and maybe mexicans (matthews backs this up) will hopefully become hockey fans and the sport can grow

I love hockey, but it'd be better if it became bigger. being the best when there's only 5-6 teams is lame

You're thinking of the russians

>norgay

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I'm the whyte ave faggot. You the Sherwoodfag?

>Canadians play a physical game, with physical 2-1-2 forchecking and body contact

>my frail yurop team cant handle it, they must be cheating

You hate gay people 'cos you're half Arab?

Red Deer reporting

no, just a shitty mysterio

>>Physical game

Like trying to hurt the best people of the other team right? Like Arabs do?

Norway cant play hockey, they just play butthurt. Moving on.

>he inserts a diamond into his arm

seriously what the fuck is wrong with Finnish "people"?

I thought all you guys were memeing pieces of shit, so I tried the hockey subreddit for awhile. Jesus, those fucks are the most whiney, sensitive babies on the planet. You can't even say someone's autism was stroked without like three people getting on your case about it. Fucking faggots. So anyway, I'm back motherfuckers. Sure you didn't miss me.

>crying even before the game
Go watch soccer in your cuckshed, faggot.

I keep both threads open just to fuck with everyone

if you want some free (You)s just copy paste the top posts on r/hockey into /hoc/

Good enough to stop your other Arab team to get to the Olympics.

does fapping to a white girl dancing like a korean make me a weeb?
youtube.com/watch?v=88hCdsKfWaQ

Yes

lmao, you're stretching.

You have to go back

only arabs on that team were saad and abdelkader, both american

>Indians
Dot or feather?

When you're traveling hardcore, you need to have a plan B.

me on the right

see

Hardest working rangers fan there is, attending pre season games ans shit

Every time a Canadian pajeet beheads a gordie, gordie wins

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>rags

there are only a few states who are starting to have promising NHL players/people who give a shit about the NHL:
California, Florida, NY State, New England, Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois and maybe Ohio.
The rest of the states couldn't give a shit less honestly.

anyone else watching Rangers-Islanders right now?

Stop acting like you've ever watched more than highlights of Davidson, if even that. He showed signs of being a dependable 15-20 min damn last year. Is he going to be an offensive threat? No. But can he take the pressure off Klefbom and Sekera? Yes. His speed/acceleration could be better, but it is better than Sekera. So if he can improve his hockey sense by playing with Sekera, then he may just be a decent 2nd pair dman.

If Severson is as good as the Devils think he is, then the Devils. But given the fact he hasn't been tested at all, I'd say the Oilers are slightly better off in the present, and way better off in the future (potential of Klefbom, Larsson, and Nurse). But it should be said that Greene is one of the most underrated dman in the league.

Hockey is only behind football in Pennsylvania

Then throw Pennsylvania in there.
besides those, every state couldn't give a shit less about hockey.

she doesn't even dance that well if you put her vids next to the actual dancers

>Rangers already conceded
>Lapierre and Glass on a line

I swear to god if Glass is on the opening roster and Lapierre is signed i'll drop hockey altogether

I lived in Alaska and everyone up there loves hokki. Most follow Canadian teams. I'd reckon meme states like North Dakota would like hokki too

>California, Florida, NY State, New England, Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois and maybe Ohio.
other than Texas, isn't that pretty much the top 10 biggest states?

>new england
>state

A lot people in Montana watch it but there's not much for youth development

true, but alaska doesn't have many prospects.

Seattle Devils

>QC still without a team

Glass is wearing an A right now lmao

Kindest and warmest of reminders the Penguins won Lee and is bringing back its entire roster to win it again and there's nothing you can do about it

>your best winger
Implying good teams are built around one dimensional players

Hey Germanfag, cheer for Oilers, we have Dr Drai

Are they sitting in a tub full of the blue stuff that comes out when you flush an airplane toilet?

Any stream up now?

Hey, edmontonfag here. I will link as soon as i get one.

Love it

Blue Lysol nigga.

for
wait another 30 bings

sorry, I'm taken. and my favorite pacific team are the Yotes tbH

>7 players who could form a competent 4th line
>Glass will still play

>wasting money on a Kane baby, who himself is a Toews baby

WEW

Here ya go, a nice Edmonton CBC stream :)

youtube com/watch?v=JUZIIFEGQK0&feature=youtu.be

Now tell me you love me.

anyone hoping for an upset?

euros are bros and don't talk shit

I'd rather a good game than just hearing
>we dem boys
3 times a period

Hea fucking vigneaults wife i think

I want to win by one. Cheering for a good game.

Oh, keep in mind, Django fucks with people in commercial breaks and intermissions.

>loud memes and weird pasta commercials

why is weber always angry?

Canadians with turbans. This shit couldn't be made up.

I know, I was laughing so hard.

>Mah community thinks i will be better if i pretend to understand their weird religion

Backstory: Someone put up anti-sikh posters at our huge university. this was the response.

Also: did you see that backhoe liquor store robbery? Bahahahahahah only in Edmonton.

Wayne literally said gl;hf to Anze as a preemptive consolation for his loss

Top bants or cheeky cunt?

>rags

isn't the city running ads because there were two videos of blacks called niggers?

Well, some are, but in total the potential hockey markets in the US (that were listed) represent only 45.9% of the entire population.
There is no easy way to distinguish casual fans (blackhawks, rags, any team from cali) so it becomes difficult to establish how many fans there are. I think that in most states hockey is less popular than NBA or NFL, other than states that have shitty teams in those sports or are die hard hockey states (minnesota, michigan)

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>panarin is overrated because kane
>kane is overrated due to toews
>everyone says toews is overrated in general
what's the next step?
having cups is overrated?

just remembered pic related
makes me smile

sometimes I wish I was a regular on this general, I like your memes

>lightning game stream still needed

LOL, you heard about that?!?!? I thought that was just city news. Yeah, honestly, just drunk edmontonians, they tried to make news out of nothing.

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Just order muh food and it won't be done until 8-3 minutes before puck drop. come on buttman jew it up and start it late

Not televised.

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I don't care. Just stop deliberately hurting other good players. It's an asshole strategy.

Honestly just want a one goal game, because there are 2 oilers on europe

WCOH

nhl.com says, "Fox SunSports"

>(you)
>(you)
>(you)

Meh, sorry. Canadafag cant find it. I have failed you :(

Ok I am moving there

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Reddit said the same thing, "not televised". But NHL and Tv Guide.com are both listing the game scheduled for tonight. What the fuck? :( muh blots.

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dat AV comedy gold

Who here /sens/

why would anybody voluntarily be a snes fan

Saved

yes and check

pizza line was good
hatred of toronto

Reddit mindset

nowwatchtvlive.co/sun-sports-live-stream-watch-sun-sports-online-channel-free/

wondering if this is it? the game is airing on fox sunsports (brighthouse) apparently..?

Present. Do you or anyone ITT think he's Cell key material?

sens used to be stacked

there's 10 players on this teams who made 5 million + with other teams

You now remember that there won't be a line as fearsome as Heatley-Spezza-Alfredsson for a while. Pretty bittersweet feeling tbhwu lads.

Marner-Matthews-Nylander m8

lmao

RADULOV IS ON A TEAR LADS

Post your favorite players lineup. I'll start.

Aho-Barkov-Rantanen
Hedman-Doughty
Holtby

anybody watching the Jets game

Panarin - Larkin - Tarasenko
Marchenko - Pietrangelo
Bobrovsky

>devlels

>""""your""" team
leeeelmao

>lightning game

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based imama

>skinner missed the open net 4 times
wtf

>I now remember Rick Nash

Feels like just yesterday I won the Cup, now I'm already playing our first preseason game. Damn this summer went by fast.

here

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

This is the Oilers' new mascot.

Does this reflect on their ability to run a hockey organization?

Yes - AWESOME

>giving small children nightmares
Sounds about right

Yes. Glorified goons entertain me.

FUCKING APOLOGIZE!!!!

STAN LEE CUP COMING!!!!!!!!

>every kids dream is to be the #1 draft pick

>Canada wins yet ANOTHER Cup

Just give us all the cups!

sebastian aho is cute

BOOOOOOOOOO SCOREVAT

1ST GOALERELLO OF THE SEASON

>not wanting to be the best
cuck

In a completely shocking turn of events, Canada beats Europe to win the first game of the Bettman Cup finals, even after playing like shit for most of the game.

>wanting to squander your talent with
>hall
>nugent-hopkins
>yakupov
>mcdavid

>avalanche
>stanley cup finals

pick one

is it on TV? i can't find it

player.tsn1040.ca/

Nah, radio only.

It's fucking bullshit.

radio is comfy too tbqh

>crapapoops
>playoffs
My poor sides

>preseason

>USA HAS ZERO (0) WINS
>CANADA HAS ZERO (0) LOSSES
Sometimes, life is just too good, laddies.

Hnng, I literally never have celebrity crushes but Sid's sister is a real qt. I just want to have hokkei god babbies with her.
youtube.com/watch?v=zi1kDAQ76KI

rude

A game's a game!

A goal's a goal!

I have bad imagination.

thanks
yeah it'll work
>avs
youtube.com/watch?v=xiUPvKVffNo

We fucking won tonight boys

>days are getting shorter
>was actually cold waiting for the bus
>Canucks are playing

I like this feel

How to fix this:
Step 1. Remove Team USA from Group A. Replace them with a second Team Canada of players that did not make the cut for Team Canada.
Step 2. Add a third group(Group C). Group C consists of teams from USA, Latvia, Belarus, and Syria.
Step 3. Zero (0) wins

Delet this
Bettman might actually do this to grow the game

Filename

Or just take the top 70ish Canadian players, get them to place their sticks at centre ice and toss them to either side shinny style. Would be the only way to have a best on best tourney.

not even an avs fan but this made me sad

>le bond villan man

>Belarus
they won a game at the skoda cup against someone within the last few years

>Canada will never lose a game

Feels fantashtick man.

>Replace them with a second Team Canada of players that did not make the cut for Team Canada.
thats team NA

what is it?

I want to fuck it.

thats my penis when i see your butt kippers

Will he ever win something?

Guys my mommy says I need to get off the computer and go toned unless I get 2 (You)s. Can you help me out?

you should go get toned idk why im even giving you a (you)

take a (You) friend

Im beginning to think ive been forgotten

>rags
>0-3

>rags

shut the fuck up faggot

fuck off

Fuck you fag, I'm not giving you any yous
>rags

hi guys

These Gretzky dubs deserve a you

I appreciate your enthusiam senpai

Hey man how are things it's been a while

Are you a cop yet? Have you shot any niggers?

@71536326
fuck u

Im good how r u

No im not a cop

>how bout i kil>L u71536465

whats the difference between tripfagging and signing your posts?

--don

One gets you banned the other gets you universal hatred.

t. knower

ps. "t." doesn't seem to get you banned.

What about the other question

Nice try Tom, I know it's you

~Larry

this is not a shitpost

thank you finnfriend. but I will continue to sign my posts as i do jtp

i think youre mistaken larry

--don

>0-3

Good
What have you been up to man

Smells like a shitpost
Tastes like a shitpost
Verdict: it's a shitpost

>wanting to perform well in the Bettman shekel grab

>we didn't want to win
>especially not against canada

twitsp desu

>w-we don't care that we haven't won a cup in a generation!

>next two games are pens
t-they still have it r-right lads?

>wifes son is cheering for europe

little bugger is a born troll

Just like his mother's husband

D U S T

refresh my memory, what country was the cup winning team's captain from again? pretty sure it wasn't the nation of 0-3

>tfw working overtime so I can put my wifes son into hockey
>mr goldberg told me if I keep it up he might give me a raise

feels good man

I bet its black

>Canucks up 2-1
>3 seconds left in the 3rd
>tied game

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Oy vey cuck

>pushing this 0-3 thing on Americans who don't care about a clearly rigged meme tourney because your local team will never win anything
>cantpucks

Hows virtanan lol....heard pedan got hurt too

>canucks lose
Whod of thought

Virtanen got a point, Subban got a point, Horvat got a goal, Baertschi got a goal.

Which was good.

Virtanen also got injured.

Which could also be a good thing.

>Sharks win 3-2 OT
>Canucks go changing
>3-on-0
>lose

A-At least we got 1 OT point...

it's okay we can just act like the americans and pretend the game didn't actually matter and we don't care

>preseason points
wew

i watched the isles and >rags game tonight, isles might finally have a legit secondary scoring option in barzal. absolutely amazing vision, though he does have an unfortunate henrik sedin-esque aversion to actually shooting the puck.

Manny confirmed face off wizard

He is.

Bo Horvat was shit in the face-offs last year, same with everyone else.

Now we have 64% FO?

Fuck yes, Manny!

>team canada has no >laffs or >rags
>team canada will win

>cananiggers

>team USA had JVR, Stepan, and McDonagh

>JVR, Stepan, and McDonagh
>bust, faggot, and glassjaw

stamkos

Canada sucks

gud mems

you're just mad at how irrelevant you've been since the soviet union broke up

it's okay, you'll do better in the olympics

do u guys like my dinosaur

yeah hes pretty cool

--don

We won't with our current coach

Yes I like the dinosaur

WTF I LOVE the new penguins road jersey. RIP old meme gold color forever

Blood clots

This is word association right?

Yeh it's nice, shame I never buy white sweaters. Too much risk of stains lmao

Have they repainted their logo with these colors? They should've made new road jersey in the last season. Gold is shit. Yellow is love. Yellow is life.

Will he score 30 this season?

Good game, glad to have hockey back.

Also, one of our goalies acted like he got shot when he got run into, taking lessons from Jumbo.

Yeah, it's the yellow now. They definitely should have done it last year, but I guess because this is the 50th anniversary season, they figured now would be a good time to go to the classic Pittsburgh colors and move away from the gold.
Yes

Hoc friends, i have my first date in my life with a qt 3.14 this weekend. What do i do to not fuck it up?

b urself

It'll probably around 45

Talk in depth about hockey analytics and what the difference between corsi, fenwick, PDO mean. How they apply to your favorite players, Which hockey journalist and teams have embraced a more analytical approach and those that haven't and how it has changed the game. Also mention how certain players are outliers.

>tfw to intelligent for hockey

post on /hoc/ and dont make eye contact with her, then after exactly an hour and 45 minutes into the date ask if she wants to get assfucked tonight and when she says no, don't say a word and leave

Get a custom tee shirt made with a picture of dog

youtube.com/watch?v=_ENqg-jX-6s

Learn how to work with wood.

this

Just become a NHL player

Drink more vodka and present her a little bear which she will raise like a kitty and will remember you every time she's got scratched by that cutie bunch of fur and sharp claws and teeth
So Kucherov will score around 70?

I'm thinking 70 this year with 94 the season after that

tell her that you like to get beaned

>tfw you will never get beaned

hey /hoc/ former nfl fan here looking to find a hockey team to support. Bandwagon a good team or go closest geographically? For reference I live in Charlotte NC.

Canes. They've come into one of the biggest meme draft picks this year. Plus they have really really dank memes

Hurricanes, you can brag about a KIND OF recent stanley cup (more recent than any fucking canadian team lmao), and they're at least not a boring team to watch

Follow the Canes or you're a bandwagining faggot

t. Canes OC maker

Canes are building a beastly defence right now. If they can find some forwards they should be a good team soon

I love you canes poster

Carolina it is then.
>don't have to wait a whole week for a game
hype

Oh these balls

Thank you friend. I am just trying to fulfill my memetic duty

Are you also bean man

no

why not the blue jackets?

>search team on deviantart

You can always follow the Ottawa Senators.

You can learn about a city you probably never heard of
You will never be accused of being a bandwagoner
And you'll get to see what a team built solely on memes looks like.

kek i wonder what the >rags have

>meme jackets

>swedish opinions

goodnight /hoc/

pretty much as expected

wew

>rags
>debbies

i think this is a good look for the >rags

shitty sweaters to match a shitty team

>rags

...

>Callahan
Remember when he along with a first round pick got traded for an old manlet who retired

Fucking kek

give me one good reason not to report you for bronyposting

>rags

>rags fan detected

>0-3

>rags

...

>snes

>zero wins

>zero cups

...

perfect

Let's go Edmonton Oilpiggy

i love meme

qt

>hey guys how about a mascot that eats children

>hey guys how about a transexual whale as a logo

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