Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid Gamethread #3 - EMERGENCY Edition

>hot pockets

what did he mean by this?

Mods didn't like halftime pornposting

pls gib ace stream

Autistic no fun allowed modding

pozt slootz!!

No fun allowed mods got buttflustered

Why is no one talking about the fact that Dortmund is shitting on Real?

/sp( mods don't like Cred Forums

Spain is heaven for us pirates. Nobody gives a fuck about that shit. in fact, we got 300/300 speed now

FUCKING HELL GINTER

YOU KIDDING ME !

really?

top cuck

>nsfw pics get posted
>the only people working and on Cred Forums at this time are mods

Just remove mods

cause it's just 1-1 and not 5-1

please win real
I want to post "he doesn't rate zidane" threads

>being results oriented
plebbest of plebs

why dont you rate tactituchel?

That 4-0 feels like a lifetime ago.

Why did >WE sign Schurrle ?

Quick nigs, someone's streaming the match on youtube in 1080:

youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

Come on dortmund

>he doesn't appreciate >I rate Zidane threads

>get mail from lawyer
>send a modified letter back (easily available online)
>there's literally nothing they can do

t. already received two letters, never had to pay anything

...

this

but memedortmund is not cucking halal neither

kek

>Dembele
Just center it son

too high

because they aren't

Dembele is less dangerous than Martin Harnik

lads i literally cannot stop eating
help me

Who Borussi/a/ Dortmund here?

Funfact: Zidane has NEVER won one single game in Germany playing for his club as an active player

Score you Mohr

>Shirley

>Divebele

Dembele is really good but he needs to work on his shots desu

>dembele
what a selfish prick

Stop drinking

"First he taketh away, then he giveth"

RAPE MODE ENGAGED

REAL WILL CRUBLE

you forgot to type "cocks".

>not playing Pulisic

It's like Dirtmound wants to lose.

did the exact same of course.
but as this behavior becomes more and more public they go to the court more often.

bring in pulisic for this nigger already

What did he mean by this?

>RAPE MODE ENGAGED
>by niggers
color me surprised

SUB IN PULISIC ALREADY YOU STUPID KRAUT

hnnnng

something about stocks probably

The way Navas looks Dortmund should just go full hockey, just put the ball on net play for rebounds

I do rank him but his memepotential isn't as high

this

rechtsanwalt-metzler.de/modifizierte-unterlassungserklarung-muster/

Got a letter 2 years ago, sent them this and never heard back from them.

They just hope for gullible idiots paying.

And since Störerhaftung got BTFO in court recently, they now have nothing anymore.
We're free.

That's a big jawline

who /twirly/ here?

why do spanish teams dive so much?

that's a big nose

Siesta time

>38% possession
>2 Shots
>'best team in Europe'

"First we giveth at 120% APR, then we taketh the house" - an old Jewish saying

it in their culture

years of being cucked by Muslims has been planted in their DNA.

for jew

why did half the thread just get deleted?

how much does he get for that?

>playing varane as a starter
>conceding to the city of "Obama Young"
full vid?

My old real madrid is not what it was

it's because of their south american heritage

Why is he so perfect, lads?

buttblasted mods

porn

explain your logic american overlord

Mods being extra trigger-happy today

.>we need Morata ASAP desu

shhhh, don't tell them

you know
i know
everybody here knows...

FATMAN OUT
SCHURRLE IN

>the german messi

Because Admins are british faggots who can't accept the fact that Bundesliga > PL

mods being retards as usual

because MADrid are butthurt af

[USER'S RIGHT TO SEE WIFE'S SON HAVE BEEN REVOKED FOR HATE SPEECH]

>divebore

Nope.

If I were the mod, and I'm not saying that I'm the mod, what would you tell me?

I miss Reus

...

>Götze out

Good to see that BVB still wants the win.

h-hej :3

How many more times will they talk about that there is no need to talk about if Götze is accepted at Dortmund or not?

u r gay

let us make debateb owls

>Bundesliga > PL

Ah yes the league with two good teams in it. There's a reason the PL attracts a massive global audience that the Bundesliga could only dream of.

Fatfuck.

If I may ask, are you being compensated for your work?

...

wow when did /lifelong/ score?

>fotze or shirley
>nothing else
>all these millions

JUST

>here's a reason the PL attracts a massive global audience
mercantilism?

Can't spell JUST without TSU

Until its true

>Gaylord[spoiler]navas[/spoiler]

Marco Reus is my favorite player in the game of football and Borussia Dortmund because he represents the good attitude, willing to give it all for the team, amazing loyalty, and his honesty towards the fan base. If there was one player I would let go of in the future, it would be Marco Reus, I personally feel he deserves a champions league in his lifetime, but I think we are getting close to that stage where we might pursue once, nonetheless, Marco, you deserve my respect and I hope you guys feel the same way about him.

>meanwhile america eats saudi cocks

The league with two good teams vs the league with no good teams

Where is Kagawa

Thats because fucking Indians, Africans and East-/South-Asians are tryhard british retards.

Why do you moderate a board you don't like and doesn't like you for free?

Tuchel knows his tactics.

Filename?

Why are American commentators so homosexual?

>KEVIN BENZEMA

Benzememe is fucking shit

ah yes we all remember how Dortmund lost a 3-0 lead against the Liverpool of Britain

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>benz

Ad populum

>benzema
god damn he's shit

Why are asian women so good looking but asian men are absolutely fucking disgusting looking?

>kekzema

he slipped

>There's a reason the PL attracts a massive global audience

that's only because of your language advantage 2bh

GENTE MERENGUE

Morata when?

puligod would have bagged a brace by now, cmon unleash the beast

>Selling Ozil and buying James
#OnlyRealMadridThings

Ramos is a real cunt

why do you care about men? u homo?

3rd tier german division stadiums are fuller than epl games on a good day

A
FUCKING

>madrid player trying to draw a penalty

typical

Their race possesses features that look good on women but not on men.

All the beautiful men turn tranny

Yes because all those Middle Eastern and Asian nations definitely speak English.. Retard

fuck off benzema

Stop it

>donaldo diving again

Real men don't use makeup

>it's a donaldo starts kicking people episode

>yfw when da richard nixons lost the debates because of this

English is the global language if you haven't noticed.

There's a reason I'm typing in English with you right now, while you probably can't speak one coherent sentence in German.

asian men dont get plastic surgery

Did Donaldo ever get a red card?

He needs to learn to statpadding first.

The traps are asian.

>inb4 homo

diva/e-naldo is just embarrassing

Ronaldo is so shit lmao.

Is real playing shit?

hello i'm here now

allahuackbar

He scored tonight so his work is done.

>English is the global language if you haven't noticed.

Because of us, not England. Just wanted to point that out before some british retard starts taking credit

>it's a germans getting triggered by an alpha male episode

hi

>FUCKING DIRTMOUND IN CHARGE OF DEFENDING

what a fucking disgusting team, fuck Ronaldo

Defense is so shiiiiiiiiiit

VARANE

A bunch. Used to get one per season it seemed like.

>lel

EA will be giving a realpartof is body in every copy of fifa17 bought on pre order
he is now lying in small pieces at ea headquarters
just hope you get the D you homo

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

He's not wrong though. That's literally all the league has going for it, plus shitty ownership rules to make it into one giant corporate plaything.

he ded

German is pretty similar to english though.

Kanada ist scheisse

sup

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Jesus Christ Dortmund is shit. Ancelotti sucks at leagues but with this Dortmund its already in the bag.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck

Varane is offisde.

There must be at least 2 defenders between you and the goal. The goalkeeper was off the pitch.

SHAREHOLDRS ON SUICIDE WATCH

4-1 confirmed.

lol the Real Madrid player would rather go celebrate alone than tend to his 2 injured teammates.
Self-absorbed selfish fucks, all of them.

3-2 cap it

>That Oliver Atom pass from Benzema

>Ronaldo cross

kek that's what happens when you chat shit

Based Navas

>1 goal and 1 assist
>Cred Forums still claims Ronaldo's shit
once again he's carrying his team and somehow they think he's the one being carried

FUUUUUUUUCKK

>this flag
>this topic

pulisic would have buried that chance

mui bien.

Its not like Dortmund was dominating most of the game and loses because Schmelzer and Ginter

Fuckin hell the defense is shit.

KEK wills it!

this

ok thank you

cristiano the goat winger

(you)

S-so who Re/a/l all along here?

FUCKING HELL TACTITUCHEL GET YOURE DEFENSE STRAIGHT

he was behind the ball wasn't he?

That's not an assist

>we have obama we don't need defending
fucking tuchel reeeeee

'Turbo' Thomas 'Taktik' Tuchel needs to work on his teams defense.

The City of Lüdenscheid-Nord.

You know it's true. We are the reason it is the global language. We are the most relevant country in the world, culturally and economically.

We've surpassed you 20 times over at this point

>(you)

Any player not named Dembele would have dominated Danilo. Any decent midfield could overrun Kroos as DM.

He wasn't off the pitch when benzema hit the shot, nerd

>assist

wut. Ronaldo didn't get the assist for that.

british empire
>this sends the fatty into a fit of rage

Jesus christ that cross was amazing

Yes, its onsite

Why are all the Dortmund players so fucking short?

Check'd

>doubting Keylor

Lmao

I miss kagawa

no one cares

I miss you

(you)

You don't know anything about football right?

ITS TIME

>Pullisic
I am scared lads

oh boy

American shitposting imminent

(You) suck at football

TIME FOR AMERICA TO SAVE THE DAY

WONDERBOY IS IN

>implying

OH SHIT NIGGA
PULIGOAT ON TO SCORE THE WINNER

goal webm?

ALL RIGHT BABY USA

Will Kang Obama stop Penaldo and those niggers of his?

so all memes aside, this is the best game of this football season so far right?

Calm down Americans, don't get too excited, you're gonna suffer a heart attack

USA USA USA

ARE YOU READY TO GET LIBERATED?

REAL MADRID ARE SHAKING

>FIGHT

shan't be reading a single word of this

GODDAMN SHIRLEY NOT CONTRIBUTIN SHIT TO THE MATCH

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fapping to this later
thanks

I don't even recognize your flag lmao

What are you, toothpaste land?

All memes aside, Dortmund finally have a chance now.

It's not even his fault. Halal players are blatantly offside all the fucking time because they know the refs wont call it. This shit is undefendable.

I know technically the assist wasn't his but that was all him. He received the ball at midfield, he earned the corner and he crossed that perfect ball that would eventually be a goal.

Imagine pulisic scoring two goals now

3-2 dortmund would make it so

Las palmas played better against Real this weekend all I'm saying. Stay butthurt.

It is not going to be for the match though

that's gonna happen anyway

PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD

Why is 'Turbo' Thomas 'Taktik' Tuchel wearing a sweater? Is he trying to be Jürgen 'Kult Kloppo' Klopp?

LET'S GO DOOPIN' MENTAL
*CLAP CLAP*
LET'S GO DOOPIN' MENTAL
*CLAP CLAP*
LET'S GO DOOPIN' MENTAL
*CLAP CLAP*

Just for the record: I'm more than fine with losing if it's because of our Greatest Ally Pulisic

>Shirley

>Gotze can't even get into this shit team
the fat cunt must be finished

thank god we (United) didn't buy him

tf tt but you're right

If Pulisic will score now, would football become the no.1 sport in the US overnight?

lol mate, that's not gonna happen

>Schürrle
>always cutting outside

what the fuck
do you even want to score

shortmund

LETS DO IT

Americans would go crazy on social media.

You're welcome.

What part of United you from lad?

It would be extremely popular.

>mfw everybody in europe calls him pulisitch
>burgers call him pulisick
>hes calling himself pulisick for the merchandise-moneyz

...

Klopp wasnt wearing sweaters tho, but pep did

Yes

instead you've got that soft cunt mkhitaryan, not much better better

I am still unsure who at Dortmund thought buying back fat reus is a good idea.

>dortmund crossing

He barely scraped him

>moving from the US to fuking DORTMUND

wonder if he's depressed all day

Classic english chant right here

>/lifelong/

Yes, and those refs never got a league game in professional football ever again.

anri is so hot. i remember stumbling across another like her for dont remember her name

see
trips wills it

What happened after the half time?

You're a big sport

>Uefadrid

You're a big country.

>Dortmund defending

>carvajal is forgiven for a clear pen
>Asks for a red for Gerreiro immediately

>mor on

all the meme youth is on the field

this isnt going to end well

Well Jürgen 'Kult Kloppo' Klopp was wearing nice clothes during CL games instead of sweatpants.
That is what I was getting at.

fucking hell RM counters looks spooky af. 4v2 almost instantly

Borussia is the 2nd best place to live in Germany.

Bayern is still the best.

4 U

You got the armenian Goat instead and crawl on the sixth place.

Mor is elite though

>ruhrpott
>not being the worst place to live in germany

Modric is an exceptional player.

its embarrassing.
no idea why tactituchel doesnt into that.
dont know...

>tfw you put yogurt on your dick and your Korean gf sucks it off

Every coach is wearing "nice" clothes in CL

jesus Pulisic is a fucking manlet, no wonder he plays soccer instead of a real sport

Modric is so fucking good, jesus christ.

I missed counter-ball desu

he must be pissed that you keep butchering his name

the Marketing department

>classic Real tap-in

Does Dortmund have the slowest midfield in Europe? Some say yes.

>Americans would go crazy on social media

Almost nobody in America knows who this kid is though

>hes calling himself pulisick for the merchandise-moneyz

He's calling himself that because it's how he grew up pronouncing it. I've got a latino last name, but I don't pronounce it with a Spanish accent.

What for

Borussia means Prussia.

Berlin is also Prussia.

Be more specific.

Cl has a dress code I think

HOLY FUCK HE WAS FOULED!

>I've got a latino last name

5'8, not that bad for soccer

Are you implying tap-ins aren't a sign of a great attack?

Because Batra is injured you Mongrel

he's decent but he's not exceptional, Ronaldo makes Real Madrid midfielders seem 10x better than they really are

>Skynaldo

>tsu

>THAT SPAGHETTI FROM DONARUDO

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>TSUUUU

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Tottenham rejects are hailed as GOATs in Spain
kek nice "league" you got there

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why are british referees so fucking whack?

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What the fuck Cristiano?

HAHAHAHAHA

TSUUU

I love seeingthat faggot fail

>Real scored 2 tap ins from deflections
>Dortmund scored 1 tap in from a deflection

Only goals so far have been shit goals desu.

most valuable player on the pitch

If that shot went in it would have been a brilliant goal

Champions league dress code rules

He's such a cunt shit.

FUCK OFF NAVAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wew la

>Ramos

>Bale
>Modric
>Lineker
>Soldado

Anybody else?

why didn't pulidick just square it to obama

obama had a 9/10 approach but only hit the topbar

Wew based pulisic

>I've got a latino last name

ALMOST

>pulisic
confirmed meme player

Pretty sure the first goal came from the back heel of Bale.

ALMOST BURGER GOAL

yanks out

>Poolisic

Navas is literally punching everything this game

Pulisic almost made me so happy :/

Varane was clearly offside in the moment Benzema heads the ball.

>DOUBTING KEYLOR

Lel why? Sponsoring money from Hugo Boss?

There are like 30 million of us, we're almost as common in America as Turks are in Germany, only most of us actually integrate.

Ramos is the dirtest player on this squad

just hold up for a second there

do people ACTUALLY rate navas??

he probably watched too much captain tsubasa

>THOSE MOR DRIBBLINGS

MY DICK HOLY SHIT

RM defenders shouldn't go so deep desu

Castro's delivery has been bad all day

A back heel so shit it went straight into the legs of the defender and luckily bounced into a teammate's path.

Who is this woman and why is it the first time I see her?

no, tits just as big. she has kinda messed up teeth but it's cute

He fucked up that clear on the goal, should just have grabbed it

But he's just punching everything this game wtf

you have to go back

>Behind the ball
>Offside

he's behind the ball you retard

He was behind the ball

there are like 3 million turks in germany, 4% of the population

>latino math

All those shots this half time were punching situations. If you think it's that easy to catch a ball just because you saw it in slow mo then you're clueless

Every german with a big forehead looks nazi to me

Oh god what happened to Legia?

World class precision

your welcome

damn

>Chelsea reject

SHIRLEY

SHIRLEY
H
I
R
L
E
Y

KEK

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

PULIGOD MADE THAT GOAL

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Fuck what a strike that was.

FUCK YOU, SCHURLE

>Schürrle

COMPLETELY USELESS MEME PLAYER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEK

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holy fuck what a shot!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Y'all gon be maaaaaaad

HOLY FUCK

PULIGOAT

Schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee schurlee

>Third consecutive draw against a team wearing yellow

kek that's her. Aimi Yoshikawa

That's why

SCHÜRRRLLEEEE!!!

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR

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SHIRLEY

They're all in major cities,tourists see tons of Kebab

MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid MADrid

SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE SCHÜRRLE

PuliGOAT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>letting schürrle score

MEIN
FUCKING
SIDES

TRIPS OF TRUTH

HAPPENING

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Thats a pretty old number

>That Pulisic run
Shirley he's kidding

Underrated player.

Shirley!

LEL

GOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>It's a Ramos scores at 93' episode

PuliGOD

>And I was about to write that Schürrle had been really underwhelming this game

1-1 DIRTMUNDWINSLOL
1-1 DIRTMUNDWINSLOL

>you

OH MY FUCK WHAT JUST HABBENED

STREAM JUST REKT

does schurrle have the most german face ever?

>Schorle

youtube.com/watch?v=NSx0_18lC5w

was it a foul?

Don't call me surely

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

IM SORRY ANDRE

IM SO SORRY

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I APOLOGIZE TO SCHURRLE

Ramos, your turn now, fix this shit, score a header

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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SCHÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ

Real Madrid are still going to win this

DIGITS CONFIRM

from 2015

>letting Shürrle score

Might as well sub off the whole defence.

>pulisic skinning these "world-class" fullbacks with ease

is he GOAT?

What a beautiful goal too

This is the best soccer game i've watched all year

lovely being with you lads

>the man who could have given us >8-0 in Brazil

RM defense choking as always

Dubs and America scores the game winner.

ayy

>Morata is plan B

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

world class finish though

WEBM OF THE GOAL PLEASE, STREAM REKT THE SECOND IT HAPPENED

WEBM OF THE GOAL PLEASE, STREAM REKT THE SECOND IT HAPPENED

WEBM OF THE GOAL PLEASE, STREAM REKT THE SECOND IT HAPPENED

WEBM OF THE GOAL PLEASE, STREAM REKT THE SECOND IT HAPPENED

>All these cucks chanting USA ITT

MY DIGITS CONFIRM PULIGOAT WILL SCORE THE WINNER

PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD PULISGOD

>Yfw MADrid

Sorry bro, same stream

>3-2

KEK WILLS IT

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Then it is a wrong number

That was Özil. Schürrle scored the ridiculous 7-0, after they were meant to be taking it easy.

>stream crash
>Andre scores
why

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ZIDANE YOU FUCKING RETARD LEARN HOW TO CHANGE YOUR PLAYERS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

ANCELOTTI 2.0 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU DUMFUCK 3 GAMES IN A ROW THE FUCKING SAME CACHO CABRÓN.

Zidane will be always my fav football player of all time tho.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

fucking clattenburg

MY HEART DROPPED

to be fair, almost anyone could have given us 8-0

Should been 2-3 for real madrid. They thoroughly deserves it

it's coming lads

>i rank Zidane

PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT PULISGOAT

>implying any new turks are coming

my.mixtape.moe/aqwysp.mp4

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

>Bullying BVB

>ctrl+f webm of goal
>find JAV instead
based

>This defensive spaghetti

Why the fuck does Ramos not get a yellow for that?

sorry for shitty webm, stream died

fuck off literal nigger

Good job Dortmund

Ramos is such a fucking cunt holy shit

Take this (you)

Deserved result really.

Ramos deserved a second yellow for that. Clear madrid bias, hideous refball all game.

He wouldn't hurt a fly. He is very handsome

>watch this shit for 2 hours
>nobody wins

>Ramos chimping out

Should have broken his jaw.

because UEFAdrid

>Ramos chimps out and shoves Mor
>Obamayang just defends his teammate
>the black guy gets the card

racist

>yellow for obama
>no yellow + red for ramos
disgusting

Go prep the bull

BASED LESTA

now that is a real goal

the beautiful game

SYSTEMATIC RACISM

>SYSTEMATIC

What a shit match.

Would have had more enjoyment watching paint dry.

>Mor

you mean Castro

Come over here and I'll beat the Hitler out of you

should have been 3-2

>no red card for Ronaldo blocking a shot on target with his arm in the box
>no second yellow for Ramos
How is Clattenburg still a ref?

these streams can suck it lol, missed the 2nd dortmund goal cause stream crapped out. I'll stick to what my channels choose to broadcast from now on, goddamn such a great match too.

thanks for the warning tho I think belgium is better for piracy than germany which has a bad reputation for it.

below average game desu

everytime

he is almost a ribery

>tastatur krigere

>Dortmund cunt kicks Navas
>He defends his partner
You are a cuck if you wouldn't do what Ramos did

3 (THREE) consecutive games fucking up against teams wearing yellow. It's Real's kryptonite

>Jap porn Germanbro got b&
F

I thought it was going over at first. To be fair to Schürrle, he always seems to score goals you wouldn't expect.

Better than nothing

>muh entertainment value is based solely on a defined winner

Nice b8 m8

>Burger
>can only watch shit sports who go on for hours
>mostlys just commercials
>retarded amount of goals/points because Burger mind cant be focused for longer than fives seconds

Seems like he had two chances to get that second yellow, but Refs or whatever.

did Guerreiro play well?

Get in here

>watch this shit for 2 hours
>noone wins

this semen slurping sport isn't for me

lmao monaco tied

neck yourself, you stupid spick
they were fighting for the ball ramos should have gotten red.

this.
RM and city share the 2nd place in the world-ranking behind barca.

nothing to be ashamed of 2bh.

with better defense there couldve even been more in.

>i don't rate Zidane

>ramos not getting a red there
refballed

;_; this

last webm for tonight las

sleep tight

>2-2 TUCHELWINSLOL
>2-2 TUCHELWINSLOL
>2-2 TUCHELWINSLOL
>2-2 TUCHELWINSLOL

he did

Ramos is Andalusian. He is a born cuck lol.

That's a very deflated ball
You don't happen to be from New England, do you?

>The keeper has the ball in his hand
>The Dortmund cunt kicks navas

Navas is the cuck if he needs help like that lel

He was pretty good, but didn't get much playing time in midfield where he's looked the best recently.

nice

How did my boy Pulislick play?

>le draw against the yellow team face

THE AMERICAN MESSI

>La Liga

Set up the last goal with a great run

Pretty well, he got an assist.

sleep tight lil kike

Isn't it, though?

simply amazing, he was perfect, he kept beating the entire rm team before his teammates let him down otherwise he would have scored and got like 3 assists, he is literally the next messi

RACIST FIFA
A
C
I
S
T

F
I
F
A

Seriously, these cunts prefer everything that is mestizio and hispanic, the rest can always go fuck themselves. That Ramos Obamayang incident lmao.

>cross

See

>Real madrid is 5-0-1 with Clattenburg reffing
fucking fixed f a m

>navas too stupid to pick up the ball
>somehow it's the dortmund players fault

yeah stay delusional.

nighty-night big kraut

5-1-1

to be fair real finished 3rd last year in the league

>Real Madrid at La Liga last season
90/38 ~= 2.38ppg

>Real Madrid with Clattenburg
16/7 ~= 2.28ppg

false. 0 losses

supremely underrated

2nd

Oh, I thought that was the record before the game (w-d-l)

>City
>2nd place in world ranking

Dont fool yourself. Its clearly Barca, Real Madrid and tha Bayern München. City fucks it up in the champions league every time.

oh we do w-l-d in US

They got to the top 4 last season tbf

It's probably something like
Real/Barca
Real/Barca
Bayern
SMALL POWER GAP
Atletico
Juve
SMALL POWER GAP
City
Dortmund

nice sarcasm, la liga is actually better than that bundesliga stuff you guys have, only thing better over there are the stadiums

>Atleti
>Not above Buyern

kinda like m/d/y

They are good but not on a constant level as asshole Buyern.

prepare your anus, madshit hipster

Atleti is always good against good teams except Madrid.
Sure thing pal

Except Atletico are always amazing against RM in the league

Legia Warsaw never had a goddamn chance.

>league
When they can't choke.Atleti just has a huge inferiority complex against Real.Just look how they played against Barça or Bayern last season and how bland they were in the final

that was wonderful to watch, especially as a Dortmund supporter

#JusticeforObamayang

>being this much of a cuckold for your colonizers

also, stop helping our rich people evade their taxes panacucks

Agreed 2bh

Llega la peste,
llega el madridista
con esos cuernos
que saltan a la vista.

El madridista,
hijo de puta,
el Frente Atlético
con su muerte disfruta.

Oe, oe, Madrid,
Madrid mierda,
sois la vergüenza
de España entera.

Con ese escudo,
con esa bandera,
con ese campo
que es una estercolera.