NFL general

wasting him.

The look on his face after that missed FG said it all.

Repinn the 'aints.

> wasting him

Like Joe Haden, Joe Thomas, Alex Mack etc.

it's the Browns way

Say my name.

my name

overhyped piece of shit

>joe haden
>Good

But the games where they don't are very satisfying, at least it's a more exciting ride than being a pats fan

why did Haden fall off so hard?

he was back when DBs got away with holding every down

daily reminder

Daily reminder that the Falcons will go 8-8 this season again lol.

Pacman pls

Redskins suck

Go redskins

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 3

1. Broncos (+1)
2. Patriots (+1)
3. Vikings (+3)
4. Steelers (-3)
5. Seahawks (+5)
6. Panthers (-1)
7. Chiefs (+5)
8. Cardinals (-4)
9. Eagles (+10)
10. Ravens (+1)
11. Giants (-3)
12. Packers (+2)
13. Texans (-6)
14. Bengals (-5)
15. Cowboys
16. Falcons
17. Raiders
18. Jets (-6)
19. Redskins (+1)
20. Colts (+1)
21. Rams (+6)
22. Lions (-4)
23. Bills (+5)
24. Bucs (-2)
25. Chargers (-2)
26. Saints (-2)
27. Titans (-2)
28. 49ers (-2)
29. Dolphins (+2)
30. Jaguars (-1)
31. Browns (+1)
32. Bears (-2)

Paxton Lynch?

Ah, the meme ranking

Are these the worst rankings of all rankings?

>espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17636431/nfl-2016-week-4-power-rankings-denver-broncos-new-england-patriots-seattle-seahawks

>seahawks 3rd
>1-2 cardinals 5th
>1-2 panthers 8th

Whats the over/under on how many weeks it will take for ESPN to finally admit that none of those teams are good this year?

>all these bears ded
jfmsi

terrible, just terrible

IKTF Bears bro.

>steelers 4
>eagles 9
you're a clueless faggot. you've never had any good opinions in your life, you attention whoring cuntrag

I'm guessing week 7-8

guys

i fell for the iphone meme

F

I got a 7 Plus. Feels good man.

SUPER BOWL CONTENDERS
Patriots
Broncos

PLAYOFF CONTENDERS
Vikings
Eagles
Packers
Ravens
Steelers
Raiders
Chiefs
Texans
Panthers
Falcons
Giants

IRRELEVANT
every other team

Semen Demon

cronological notifications are driving me crazy. can't even group the notifications from a whatsapp group chat

>not putting vikings at owl level
smhtbhfam

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

21 votes
1. (9.048) New England Patriots [+0, +0.563]
2. (8.714) Denver Broncos [+0, +0.532]
3. (8.476) Minnesota Vikings [+3, +1.203]
4. (7.667) Philadelphia Eagles [+6, +1.334]
5. (7.000) Seattle Seahawks [+8, +1.303]
6. (6.810) Green Bay Packers [+3, +0.446]
7. (6.619) Kansas City Chiefs [+6, +0.922]
8. (6.524) Pittsburgh Steelers [-6, -1.658]
9. (6.286) Carolina Panthers [-5, -1.472]
10. (6.095) Baltimore Ravens [+6, +0.943]
11. (5.810) Arizona Cardinals [-6, -1.735]
12. (5.762) Cincinnati Bengals [-4, -0.753]
13. (5.619) Oakland Raiders [+2, +0.286]
14. (5.429) Dallas Cowboys [+4, +0.550]
15. (5.286) Houston Texans [-8, -1.411]
16. (5.238) New York Giants [-5, -0.974]
17. (5.048) Atlanta Falcons [+0, +0.078]
18. (4.476) Washington Redskins [+6, +0.779]
19. (4.333) Indianapolis Colts [+4, +0.545]
20. (4.286) Los Angeles Rams [+9, +1.225]
21. (4.143) Detroit Lions [-1, -0.554]
22. (4.048) New York Jets [-10, -1.982]
23. (3.905) Buffalo Bills [+5, +0.693]
24. (3.857) San Diego Chargers [-5, -0.961]
25. (3.619) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-4, -0.714]
26. (3.095) Miami Dolphins [+1, -0.299]
27. (2.857) San Francisco 49ers [-1, -0.658]
28. (2.810) Tennessee Titans [-3, -0.857]
29. (2.333) Jacksonville Jaguars [+1, -0.697]
30. (2.238) New Orleans Saints [-8, -1.641]
31. (1.381) Chicago Bears [+0, -0.831]
32. (0.952) Cleveland Browns [+0, -0.290]

Awe tsss

>Pats - Vikings owl

the power rankings are OBVIOUSLY based on what they think the END OF SEASON records will be

except when they aren't

>Through the first 3 weeks of the season, the Dolphins leading rusher is Ryan Tannehill. He has 54 yards this season.

Why the fuck did we release Lamar Miller?

Because you never used him well to begin with, since you had an 'explosive' passer

The meme that Carr is a good QB needs to die

Nah espn is owned by disney, disney is owned by jews. Clickbait and share material, they don't get anything from me though since adblock.

He is a great QB you're just mad you don't have him.

>disney is owned by jews

Disney is a publicly traded company with 1.6 billion outstanding shares and the largest single stockholder is Steve Job's wife with 131 million shares.

you do know it's the result of voting from sp users. of course it's going to be awful

Dak Prescott is the next big meme QB. He will have a great start to his rookie season only to crash and burn at the end, just like RG3. Only difference is he was a 4th round pick, so it won't sting as bad

What he should have said is that jews run disney

Based Rhett

From earlier thread.

at this point this bait is just getting worse and worse

on another note Raiders CBs did work this week finally

>Maritime
>Patriots
what the fuck?

Das rayciss

>its bait

do i have to go back to the fact that he was ranked 20+ in every meaningful stat for QBs in 2015?

Yeah his deep balls are really fucking bad sometimes, they are basically jump balls unless the dude is wide open. I think Eagles owner needs to remind everyone to stop hyping up Wentz. The coaches are gonna try moving him along too fast or it's all gonna go to his head and shit can hit the fan easily in Philly.

>hes almost better than half of all starting QBs

>jags are 2.5 favorites against the Colts in London

So betting on the Colts is easy money, right?

less than 2 hours left to sign up for the new season of RZA before the draft

if it makes you feel better sure, he's been nothing but baller this year though

The Colts were pretty banged up with a fair amount of injuries already but the Jags are pissed off and looking for a win but it seems like Gus lost the lockerroom. I'd stay away from that game.

Lions as 2 point favorites against the Bears is literally free money.

Amerson can be such a great CB if he stays focused. He was great on the Redskins until his last season where he just didn't give a fuck and only went for interceptions. Was glad he got cut cause he got lazy and just let people punk him.

>saints, falcons, titans
>"""""""""""baller"""""""""""""

>implying this isn't the best QB draft in decades

Next season

>Dak
3900 yards, 22 TDs, 4 int

>Wentz
4600 yards, 38 TDs, 10 int

>Kessler
4100 yards, 24 TDs, 12 int

>Goff
4250 yards, 35 TDs, 7 int

>Boykin
3600 yards, 20 TDs, 8 int

As an eagles fan, I'm well aware hype is never a good thing. But its hard not to get excited about Wentz. Its been long time since we've had someone to consider as a long term franchise QB. Plus its fun to shitpost Wentz memes on Cred Forums

Do people actually believe Goff is going to be good?

where did I say he torched good defenses? He's played very well this season, idk what else there is to say

I'm just glad the Raiders were on the right end of his refocusing.

>those Goff stats

Yeah but you guys either ruin a persons career with hype or treat them like shit even though they have played solid forrou like Mcnabb. In any other team hype can cause disarray in the locker room but this is Philly and the fans expectations can't be too high or else dumb shit will happen

I guess we'll just have to wait until he plays a good defense then :^)

Week 9 should be a good test

>Broncos are Super Bowl LI contenders

is this some dumb new meme?

Switch Goof with hackenburg and you got it right

How many tds will loins get vs burrs?

>you guys either ruin a persons career with hype
Like who?

> treat them like shit even though they have played solid forrou like Mcnabb
I've always been a Mcnabb fan and hated how much shit he got sometimes. But he got shit from the moment he was drafted. Its been nothing but love for Wentz thus far

Can't wait

Hope Semian is ready to get fucked in the ass by Mack

O/U is 4.5

>On the season, Ramsey has surrendered just 63 yards in coverage on 10 catches—the lowest yardage mark for any corner in the league with 10 or more targets—and the average of 6.3 yards per catch tells you exactly what types of routes he’s giving up when opposing passers do throw it his way.

Claiming this trip, although I'll almost never use it, since he's one of the few bright spots on this god forsaken team.

Reminder Mack literally has 0 sacks on the season while Von has 5

>tfw Crowell, Pryor, Thomas, and possibly Barnidge will get pro bowl spots this season

I'm excited desu

Reminder sacks are literally half skill and half luck

that shitty filter makes the thumbnail look like the rams' mustard color rush

Which team will have the most pro-bowl players?

Which teams will have 4+ players?

it's week 3 amigo, and it's hard to get sacks when your secondary has been giving up 400+ yards/game. We'll see where they end up at the end of the season

Why do we have to deal with all this shit?

Patriots will have Edelgod, Bradley, Badonkagronk, Columns, and Highbuilding anyway (off the top of my head.) Dunno if that'll be the most leaguewide

Seahawks fan here

for a week to week power rankings, that's way too high. the NFL's was kinda ok, went from 11 to 5 just for beating the 49ers, but honestly they probably shouldn't have dropped us that low (for losing to the rams) in the first place.

Post your team's biggest pro bowl candidates so far this season and pick four to make it:

>Crowell, Joe Thomas, Terrelle Pryor, Josh Gordon, Carl Nassib, Corey Coleman, Emmanuel Ogbah, Joe Haden, Gary Barnidge, Duke Johnson
>Crowell, Thomas, Pryor, Gordon

Butler will definitely make it. McCourty has a shot and so does Blount but his carries will drop significantly once Brady comes back

Thomas is automatic. Browns will only get anyone else as an alternate because everybody looks down on the Browns. Pryor or Gordon might make it as an alternate.

Vikings -

Harrison Smith, Xavier Rhodes, Anthony Barr, Everson griffen, Stephon Diggs, Kyle Rudolph.

I could see Rhodes missing, it's a stat driven vanity league. Then Rudolph sometimes disappears for stretches.

Locks: Diggs, Smith, Barr, Griffen.

rodgers
lacy
probably jordy and maybe cobb
lang might get a nod in sittons absence

clay
denials finally
probably shields and maybe peppers and haha

He seems to buy into his own hype a lot less than RG3, though. Plus he knows how to slide.

>iggles
locks:
Cox
Wentz (assuming no dropoff)

Good chance:
Jenkins

Doesn't have enough reputation but should:
Brandon 'one sack a game' Graham
Jordan Hicks
McLeod maybe

Not so great now but will probably go on reputation:
Peters
Sproles

PLAYOFFS

1. Patriots
2. Broncos
3. Ravens
4. Texans
5. Chiefs
6. Colts

1. Vikings
2. Eagles
3. Seahawks
4. Falcons
5. Giants
6. Cowboys

No, but your QB is. System babby af.

>Colts

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok that was a good one

>the us12s are considered a top 5 team again for statpadding on the easiest game of the schedule

No way any AFCSouth team is making wild card, the winner of that division will be 10-6 at best

>giants and cowboys

delusional t.bh

>AFC South putting two teams in the playoffs

they play the AFC West and the NFC North this year. They'll be lucky to have a 10 win team

1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Steelers
4. Colts
5. Bengals
6. Chiefs

1. Vikings
2. Seahawks
3. Eagles
4. Panthers
5. Packers
6. Cowboys

find a flaw

Niggas laughed at me when I told you the eagles would have a top 10 o line and top 10 defense and would be at least mediocre. Now retards are delusional to think they'll get a bye

Julus peppers cracked top 10 in career sacks

on his way to #5 this season

like White he will go down in history as a Packer after winning the owl

Suh, Jones, and Landry are the only ones who have a real shot. Jones is still a top safety, Suh seems to be playing even better than last season, and there's been a lot of hype for Landry this year.

Wake could get in if his usage increases, but it doesn't look like that won't happen. Alonso could also make it as long he steps his game up and stays healthy.

>Packers

There is your flaw.

The Browns as a team name aren't dogs, they're dudes named Paul.

>owl
>losing to a team that had it's starting qb for 10 days

Hey Matt Jones has been bretty dece, I hope he gets more touches soon

he could win two owls in gb he's still going down as a panther

Damn, DeMarcus needs to get healthy fast to keep up

And the Cardinals are named after the color, not the bird.

>week 2

packer usually start slow and the vikings always [spoiler]ALWAYS[/spoiler] collapse

lol no
pretty sure he would be a selfproclaimed packer post career if he won 2 owls

no that's the Stanford Cardinal

the Arizona Cardinals actually are named after the bird

And the Broncos are named after faggot pieces of shit, not the animal

iggles fan here
we won't have a top 10 o-line soon, Lane will go serve his suspension, players will shuffle and Peters will probably get hurt

I was totally locked on this D being top 10 even before preseason, though

No, they were originally the Maroons but the cast-off uniforms they got were faded so they renamed to Cardinals. The Stanford team is named after a tree.

>The Stanford Tree is the Stanford Band's mascot and the unofficial mascot of Stanford University. Stanford's team name is "Cardinal", referring to the vivid red color (not the common song bird as at several other schools).

>4. Falcons

Falcons schedule is absolutely brutal they will be lucky to go 9-7. They still have

>Week 4 vs Panthers
>Week 5 @ Bronocs
>Week 6 @ Seahawks
>Week 7 vs Chargers
>Week 8 vs Packers
>Week 9 @ Bucs
>Week 10 @ Eagles
>Week 12 vs Cardinals
>Week 13 vs Chiefs
>Week 16 @ Panthers

I've always liked Shanny despite every failcons fan shitting on him at the end of last year and Coleman is steppng up but their defence ain't talented enough to get them to the playoffs with that schedule. 2017 will be the year they make it back

1. Chiefs
2. Patriots
3. Colts
4. Ravens
5. Broncos
6. Bengals

1. Seahawks
2. Vikings
3. Giants
4. Panthers
5. Packers
6. Cardinals

Ahh, I thought the tree was called the Cardinal.

>us12s home field all the way to the owl
>chefs get to owl only to go thru the Andy Reid 2nd half experience

>yfw smeth will never escape

Wentz, Matthews, Johnson (if he doesn't actually serve suspension time), Cox, Logan, Graham, Jenkins, Hicks

Cox, Jenkins, Hicks, Wentz

>3 NFC East teams
Nice meme

Any other Pats fans kinda wish Brady was gone another week or two? I'd like to see more of what Jimmy-G can do.

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>chief winning the division
what will convince you

>implying the NFC beast isn't the GOAT division

Chicken parm

I don't know but I do know the Raiders are finishing either 2nd or 3rd.

anybody got webm/gif from the game on sunday or should I try to make some?

>top 10 defense

more like top 5 nigga

who /sadly accepts their team sucks/ here

>Chiefs 1st seed

LMAO

>No iggles in the postseason

LMAO

>Giants 3rd seed

LMFAO

>Mad about a shitty team
>Still pay to go to games anyway
why do tards like this reward management for putting a bad product on the field by going to the games?

captcha: Amendola alianza

idk that feel sorry bra

The Raiders will finish 2nd or 3rd in the division with 9 or 10 wins and I will be happy.

Braindead tier rankings family

you might have already paid for a season ticket in advanced

>your team has the number one pick and their most desperate team need is quarterback
>it's between Watson and Kizer for the top QBs in the draft class

who do you pick, /nfl/?

>yfw the Vikes win the superb owl

trade down and wait a year for Lamar Jackson

not in the script

its gonna be a bronco repeat now that theyve realized vons an incredibly marketable player and semen is the next coming of alway

kek we're 3 games into the season and you think the Eagles are a lock for the playoffs?

They haven't played a single divisional game yet and still have games against the Vikings, Packers, @ Seahawks, @ Bengals, @ Ravens

They could definitely make it and even take the NFC East but nobody is a playoff lock right now especially not a team with two wins against the Browns and Bears

Reminder that this is the future of the New York Jets franchise

If the Draft was redone today what pick would these QBs get chosen

Wentz
Prescott
Lynch
Hackenberg
Goff
Cook
Brissett
Hogan

So how are Browns fans preparing for October 9th?

Chad Kelly

Has a team ever hit triple digits in the NFL? We might seriously be on the verge of something historical here

I'm honestly not even gonna deny we're gonna lose. But I'm excited to see both Brady and Josh Gordon returning in the same game.

52-24 Pats.

>Black quarterbacks

Say it with me now

Scott Mitchell 2.0

>He thinks the Pats defense is gonna let them score 24 points

Nick Foles is much closer to Scott Mitchell than Siemian is.

Terrell Pryor will run for 200, pass for 150, and catch for 300. That will be the Browns offense entirely.

Packers aren't a challenge, bruh.

You have to let Semens first season end first before you can say that

But Semen is way better.
(Would it really take much?)

>Seacucks fifth
>Rasm twenty-first

When will they learn?

Slater and Ghost

>

>Sources: #Texans star DL JJ Watt has re-injured his back and is expected to be out for an extended period of time. Could be the season.

>Sources: #Texans star DL JJ Watt has re-injured his back and is expected to be out for an extended period of time. Could be the season.

>Sources: #Texans star DL JJ Watt has re-injured his back and is expected to be out for an extended period of time. Could be the season.

Playoffs

AFC:
Patriots
Broncos
Who cares

NFC
Vikings
Seahawks
Who cares

They can rack up all the yards they want, but they ain't scoring 24 points. I guarantee it.

an RapoportVerified account @RapSheet 1m1 minute ago
Sources: #Texans star DL JJ Watt has re-injured his back and is expected to be out for an extended period of time. Could be the season.

SHit its real

>Broncos above a team with 3rd string QB thats 3-0
>Steelers still top 5 after only scoring 3 against the Iggles
>Seahawks and Cards still top 10

Sneak confirmed espn cuck

>He doesn't think the Ravens and Giants are gonna upset at least one of the powerhouses in the playoffs

meme magic IS real

>mfw Buffalo managed to beat Arizone

If the Redskins can beat the Giants I'm sure the Vikings can

Ravens are meme team 2016

>3-0 against bottom of the league
>Almost lost to Jags

How can one man have such a punchable face?

>Toxins

...

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Hahaha clowney has to put the D on his back niw

>Watt out for potentially entire season

so who's gonna win DPOTY?

I thought Clowney would be the ded one, hes gonna fall off a cliff

The one who's already in the lead

I'm hoping for a repeat of Owl XI. I watched it live and I want to see the Raiders win again.

His first name starts with V and last name ends with R

Von Miller, and if they don't bubble wrap Cam Wake i think he'll have a stellar year
>2 FF
But only one sack so far

But he has only been on special downs

...

It is Von Miller's to lose. It will be a massive choke otherwise.

Vinny Testaverde-r?

>Von
>Keuchly
>Mack
>Norman
>Ware

make some. semen dropped a bomb to DT this week.

>not including based Slater

>Mack
>Norman

>Falling for the Mack meme

>Norman
>Ware
>"Zero Sack Mack"

>Mack
>Norman

If the Vikings were to make it, I think vs Oakland or Pittsburgh could be cool, except obviously winning this time. Toughest matchup would be Denver or New England. But it's only week 3 and talking about making it to the Super Bowl right now will just jinx it.

>No Jamie Collins
Wtf

I guess somebody on the vikings could be in the running, one of Seahwaks DBs too

Everson Griffen, Harrison Smith, Xavier Rhodes, or hell maybe even the old man himself Terence Newman

Terence Newman has been terrible.

be gentle

i mean he played well against carolina and even picked off Cam Newton so there's that. He's only had a few games so I'll give the ol' boy some time.

I feel bad for you guys, you completely fucked up the draft and your team is still absolute crap. That being said, no way in hell will bill go easy.

Ripip boyscout

Brady will get the first ever NFL Triple Double.

Passing TD's, Rushing TD's, And Rec TD's (from Edelman)

>Brady rushing for TDs

obj, sterling shep, damon harrison, drc, weston richburg, justin pugh, maybe eli if he stops throwing picks

obj, harrison, richburg, pugh

Vikings-Broncos would be the perfect owl.

literally just bowman and staley again

Von Miller has pro bowl on lock, Talib, Ward, Harris, Anderson, Sanders, Thomas

the vikes would shit all over the raiders if they met in the owl

hello good evening everyone, where my /finbros/ at?

Is that really less believable than double digit reception TD's?

Only 3-0 teams may reply to this post
NOT SO FAST REST OF NFC EAST

you forgot paradis who looks like one of the best centers in the league this year

also marshall and wolfe could go any given year

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No they won't. They couldn't win with Bud Grant and Fran Tarkenton and they can't win with Mike Zimmer and Sam Bradford.

Pro bowl is a popularity contest, I don't think Wolfe has name recognition and for sure Paradis doesn't

>Meanwhile the 1st overall pick Goof is sitting on the bench

Ayyyyyy we DPOY again

>Undrafted Trevone Boykin might get an NFL start at QB before Goff

You will win 5 games this year.

We play the NFCS six times

Boykin is literally the next Russell Wilson. He's a beast and the only reason he wasn't drafted is because he's a 6'0 manlet.

AFC South winner wil be 6-10.

That's right. 4 wins.

Couldn't even sweep them last year.

I thought it was because he punched a cop in a bar before the Alamo Bowl.

>best QB sneak in the league
>not rushing for TDs

we play the chorgers

So do we. 3 wins.

>amerson
>great
He's average at his absolute best. Literally who was he fucking covering that game?? It's fucking Marcus mariota throwing how delusional are you fucking raider fans. The aren't a pass first team especially without walker. Their defense is great either so they fact that raiders only scored 17 is hilarious. God Broncos will murder you fucks twice this year

>Boykin broke the rookie starters with no INT's streak

fucking hack

is golden gopher elite?

so broncos win the superb owl this year. are >we a dynasty in the making?

You are really mad man. Take a chill pill and call the doctor, you're going to have a heart attack for no fucking reason.

a man among boys

>View All Headlines

nice OP, faggots

Who are the Minnesota of the NFL? They were a dynasty in the old days but haven't done shit in 50+ years.

san francisco in 30 years :^(

This is not true desu senpai
They really don't have that long off a playoff win drought and have been
>pretty good
outside of the 90s.

and have 19x the playoff wins the Loins have in just as many years.

Certainly not a terrible history at all
>Frank Tankerton
arguably a GOAT

>50 years

try 52

Our schedule is so easy McCarthy couldn't McCarthy us out of the playoffs even if we our offense was still sucking

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Stafford, Jones Jr

>that's it

>patsfags think the patriots will beat the broncos
>cant keep the two backups safe
>patsfags think brady wont get 20+ hits again and made a little bitch at mile high

sorry pats, the broncos dynasty is just beginning

It'll either be Miller or Kuechly. I give Kuechly the edge because he's a freaking animal in coverage.

...

Agreed, glad he's healthy. Thought his career was over after last year's knee injury.

As far as Goldy Gopher goes, he is an elite mascot with multiple college mascot championships under his belt.
The college football team he represents, however, has been a Browns-tier font of continual disappointment since the '70s.

They'll give it to von Nigger as a consolation prize for missing the Super Bowl

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>i have no argument so i must shitpost

its ok patsfag, when the broncos crush brady again you have my permission to die

Is JJ Watt a bust?

Rhodes won't make it because MUH INTERCEPTIONS but he deserves it. Absolutely shut down Kelvin Benjamin and would've been shutdown last year if not for penalties because of a horseshit perceived reputation for holding.

Will he play this week?

I haven't heard anything about him practicing.

Yes?

>not having that retard filtered

don't know whats worse: being a pats fan, a tripfag, or constantly shitposting with shillary images

>team
>Way too early draft class rankings
>go.
Eagles
R1; 2, Carson Wentz A+
couldn't ask for more
R3; 79, Issac Seumalo D-
Hasn't even played a snap or cracked the lineup as a guard despite his competition being Allen barbre
R5; 153, Wendell Smallwood C
Forms a nice change of pace more north and south Than barner and sproles, he has use since Ryan Mathews cannot stay healthy
R5; 164, Halapoulivaati vaitai D
Hasn't even played a snap or cracked the line up, but Lane Johnson and Jason Peters is probably the best offensive tackle duo in football
R6; 196, Blake Countess F
Cut from the team and signed to LA Rams
R7; 233, Jalen Mills C+
Thrusted into a starting role because of injuries, he is holding his own but is inevitably and predictably bested by veteran receivers occasionally throughout games
R7; Alex McCalister D
Torn ACL IR, atleast he doesn't take up a roster spot
R7; Joe Walker D
Torn ACL IR, at least he doesn't take up a roster spot

Guaranteed bust senpai

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>Patriots
>Maritime

???

New England is pretty boaty

Literally only a few miles from the beach no matter where we are, and our famous foods tend to be seafood dishes (Lobstah, Clam Chowdah, Stuffies, Calamari, etc.)

>Lane Johnson about to be suspended
Vikings D-line is gonna feast on Wentz in week 7

Brady

This is a joke, right?

So salty I am pining for some delicious seafood.

why is everyone involved with the Broncos organization so hideously ugly?

>lose your best player for the year in a 27-0 shutout

Goff going #1 overall is still mindblowing to me. At the time the Rams traded up, his stock was FALLING. People thought he might've been available to them at their original pick at #15.

>mfw a patriots fan was delusional near me

>mfw Vikings are 5-0 at the bye and kick the shit out of the Eagles in week 7

If Marcus peters doesn't fall off he's a serious contender

>mfw all I want in life is for the Raiders to make me happy again
>mfw I haven't smiled at a single game since 2002.

Carson Wentz, Daren Sproles, Jason Peters, Lane Johnson, Brandon Graham, Fletcher Cox, Bennie Logan, Malcolm Jenkins

>Fletcher Cox, Bennie Logan, Brandon Graham, Malcolm Jenkins
Sproles will only get in if he houses some nore out returns
Qb is too competitive wr is too competitive

Not all of New England has a beach down the road

>this is now a happy Belichick thread

>Not all of New England has a beach down the road
Well not Vermont and the Berkshires... but those long hairs are so fucking high it doesn't matter.

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FUCK JOHN ELWAY

why are the eagles so good bros

The only state less important than Vermont is fucking Wyoming

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Vermont is full of Jets and Giants defectors, for what reason are they considered New England?

I see your Wyoming and raise you Montana

because they're geographically part of New England, if not the New England Patriots fanbase, you idiot

Is New Hampshire considered okay? I want to move there after I graduate.

you are so fucking mad right now

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NH has only 18 miles of coastline and less than a third of its population lives >literally three miles from the beach

Do you even live in New England or are you a bandwagoner?

A FUCKING HORSE

NH is Pats territory

>I see your Wyoming and raise you Montana
Montana is at least relatively well known for being "that large state that no one lives in"

pretty appropriate for the broncos :^)

Implying based Cox and our entire elite d line won't injure Bradford ending your season marking the previous week as your last victory of the season and securing the eagles a top 5 pick in the 2017 NFL draft
>Implying lane will get suspended
Unlike the Vikings o line already missing starters with injuries and now no run game to worry about

Mt. Washington Valley resident here, it's the best IF
>you can stand the cold
>like winter sports
>you have a 4WD/AWD car
otherwise you are all set. Move to either the MWV or else near another ski area, rents are cheap as fuck too

And it's ALL Pats territory

OK, I'll give you that. Wyoming is the WOAT US state

Get Brady, why did you drop your trip to call me an idiot?

Who's the best NFL player from NH?

came to post this

>Lane Johnson
If that was his backup that play wouldn't have happened.

>The Eagles have won each of their first three games by double digits to start a season for the third time in team history, per ESPN Stats & Info. They reached the Super Bowl the previous two times they turned the trick (1980 & 2004). They are also the fifth team in the last 10 seasons to start 3-0 while winning each game by 15-plus points. Each of the previous four made the Super Bowl.

You ready to lose again?

>implying Sam Badford makes it to week 7

It's like I'm living in some bizarro world, still hard to believe that the eagles blew out the stoolers.

>you now remember when Nick Foles threw 7 TDs

weak as fuck
1/10

> tfw chargers will never be close to winning an owl again with the current owner

Wasn't Spanos the owner when they went to their only Own?

>More TDs than incompletions
That game was glorious

I would love to live in Montana tbqhfam

Owl*

129 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

The only game I have ever turned off midway through was the 52-0 loss to the Rams in 2013.

Montana is too much of a solid red conservacuck state , would have to move to Colorado where there is more liberal policies

Explain this.

Someone wanted to wear a football as a hat, but didn't want to cut one apart.

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>heave ball up into double coverage while up 21-3 in the second quarter to statpad against the $(ers
>elite
pick one

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Nice digits. But would you wear it?

>Hey Wheres Green Ur WNBA Bay Title?

Huh?

>implying the vagiants or the toxins without Watt will even touch Bradford

No because I do not like hats. They make my hair look extra Jewish.

no u idiot

say it with me now 'Brian Bosworth 2.0'

>WNBA

That's an insult to Boz, man.

i have to admit i'd wear that if it was free, wouldn't actually pay for one though

Thank you Based Elway.

The Boz was a good linebacker even if he didn't live up to his own hype

Why won't they rest Wilson for at least one game? Is he putting on a tough guy act?

>TFW you remember watching preseason last year and remarking he was breddy gud

You fag we're 3-0 this year and we're about to walk all over Pedo State and Iowa.

Golden Gophers will be ranked again within the next five years.

>MIA:Dolphins will stick with four-man RB rotation

WHY COULD YOU JUST FUCKING PAY UP FOR LAMAR MILLER HE WAS FUCKING GOOD

men this organization is fucking retarded

Was he the best player this draft?

He's playing like a pro bowl/all pro player already and I doubt he's going to slip up based on our schedule with an exception to maybe the Dolphins and Patriots but those will be challenges I'd like to see him play

It seems the Titans line is finally coming together though

I'm old enough to remember the perfect season. I watched that Super Bowl at 9 years old. Just remember the good times.

just stick with ajayi hes a cunt but hes the best u got

>17-10

>YFW you lose in Denver in the regular season and lose again in the AFCCG
>Again

That sounds like home goals
I'll move there someday, or Mass for its art scene

>offensive tackle

I always said Conklin was the most pro-ready OL in the draft. DeForest Buckner was a consensus top 10 pick and Conklin had him on skates in the MSU vs Oregon game. I definitely liked him better than Ronnie Stanley.

You blew it the moment Lewan chimped out.

>when a mod deletes your post for no reason

>they play the AFC West and the NFC North this year. They'll be lucky to have a 10 win team

Uh I got bad news my nigga.

>Giants C Weston Richburg, the 1st player ejected for two unsportsmanlike penalties, fined $12,000 for taunting, per source. He is appealing.

JUST

but the dolphins are fucking stupid. the paid arian foster the money that should have went to lamar. its the same amount.

I am 27. I have only seen the dolphins get to the second round of the playoffs twice. I have seen no good times

That's not Conklin, but yeah I know, even then if Douglas would have tried catching instead of diving for a penalty he could have made it

It really fucking pisses me off that Mularkey knows Mariota can move the ball downfield in less than a minute if he's playing in shotgun but insists with his life that exotic smashmouth mememememememememe is the way to go. It makes no fucking sense, does he honestly think Mariota is going to do anything all game if he's trying to Tajae Sharpe and Rishard Matthews to get separation on actual starting cornerbacks.

It's a fucking joke

Mike Mularkey is a shit coach, it blows my mind that the tits thought that was a good hire

I doubt they did, they're still paying Whisenhunt 5 million

So tank a couple of years until you find the right one is the strategy I'm sure

It's not as if all is lost Robinson is building an amazing roster and the talent is there for the next one to lead them to championships

Reminder that Marvin Jones has 408 recieving yards.

Matthew Stafford is a elite as fuck

He should have done a number on the Titans if not for refball

Was Calvin leaving a good thing? Or was it just offensive line improvement?

Dolphins haven't been that shit in your time, infact you got 10 somewhat solid years of Dolphins.

The only time in their history they have been bad is recent.

shit i only got to see a couple playoff wins in my liftime.

no need to be THAT whiney and act like the Dolphins aare that snakebit

Mularkey is wasting Mariota with that bullshit.

Spread it out, shotgun, thats what Mariota is good for.

Who else /firstplace/ here?

Ready to dole out some season-ending injuries in Arizona.

>tfw lifelong vikings fan and also NDSU alum

I want the kid to do well but stay in your lane. This is the vikings year.

niggers

I just want them to go back to being good like the 90s and 80s when they were competent

Mr. Cooter

>looks at camera
>help me

Wilson is crazy.

Also

>buurrs

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>A-Am I like Gurley yet?

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Literally who?

what's he thinking at this exact moment?

dat mile high brain damage

It's week 4 of the NFL and the following teams have already been eliminated from playoff contention:

Texans
Giants
Bucs
Browns
Bears
Jets
Jags
Saints
Dolphins

Good luck to all the rest

so when will he finally start?

>jets and dolphins elimated but no bills

when Jeff Fisher get fired

Was it offsides?

yummy cake

>imblying semen isnt the next GOAT

laughing at you desu

yes stop it.

obviously but who cares its the browns

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

24 votes
1. (9.125) New England Patriots [+0, +0.640]
2. (8.792) Denver Broncos [+0, +0.610]
3. (8.458) Minnesota Vikings [+3, +1.185]
4. (7.750) Philadelphia Eagles [+6, +1.417]
5. (6.958) Seattle Seahawks [+8, +1.261]
6. (6.875) Green Bay Packers [+3, +0.511]
7. (6.667) Pittsburgh Steelers [-5, -1.515]
8. (6.500) Kansas City Chiefs [+5, +0.803]
9. (6.250) Carolina Panthers [-5, -1.508]
10. (6.125) Baltimore Ravens [+6, +0.973]
11. (5.833) Arizona Cardinals [-6, -1.712]
12. (5.792) Oakland Raiders [+3, +0.459]
13. (5.708) Cincinnati Bengals [-5, -0.807]
14. (5.542) Dallas Cowboys [+4, +0.663]
15. (5.417) New York Giants [-4, -0.795]
16. (5.292) Houston Texans [-9, -1.405]
17. (5.250) Atlanta Falcons [+0, +0.280]
18. (4.542) Washington Redskins [+6, +0.845]
19. (4.292) Indianapolis Colts [+4, +0.504]
20. (4.250) Detroit Lions [+0, -0.447]
20. (4.250) Los Angeles Rams [+9, +1.189]
22. (4.125) New York Jets [-10, -1.905]
23. (4.083) Buffalo Bills [+5, +0.871]
24. (4.042) San Diego Chargers [-5, -0.776]
25. (3.708) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-4, -0.625]
26. (3.000) Miami Dolphins [+1, -0.394]
27. (2.917) Tennessee Titans [-2, -0.750]
27. (2.917) San Francisco 49ers [-1, -0.598]
29. (2.417) New Orleans Saints [-7, -1.462]
30. (2.375) Jacksonville Jaguars [+0, -0.655]
31. (1.333) Chicago Bears [+0, -0.879]
32. (0.958) Cleveland Browns [+0, -0.284]

it is very fucking close, he barely gets past the line when the ball starts moving

he starts moving right before the ball snaps, its split second but yes that was offsides. i really dont care cause the browns are such shit they deserve it

His knee crosses the line before the ball has been snapped and has crossed the line when the ball has

It's offsides IMO, I'd especially rule it offsides if that was real time

you guys know that the offsides was called on the dolphins in this instance?

is it when the ball leaves the ground that it is considered snapped? because it looks like he didn't cross until it just lifts off.

Its totally irellevant but just pointing out the dude still can jump out there like the best of them

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this has no business being so funny

Post the other one

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Carr : your heart beats slow whoa....
Mariota : kill me

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this is trippy

My sides don't thank you

why is this so fucking funny

he's moving so fast

top kek

>Seahawks +8 after beating the Niners

But why

Triggered

>Seahawks +8 with their meme qb being murdered
Even more questionable

Ayo da fuck? Lol

Lets try this again

>there must be more to life than this

there is a bullshit game in london this year right?

because how many days until they win super bowl li again

the mystery is why they insist on starting russell against the jests

Kizer is better. Kizer plays in an offense with real concepts and has to place balls in NFL windows.

Watson plays in a memes offense that doesn't call for him to make too many tight throws.

I'd take Kaaya before Watson tbhfam

/getwiserforkizer/

Your mom knows how to place balls in her mouth

>tfw Watt may never be the same again

Have we witnessed the end of one of the greatest defensive players of all time?

Tell me why

Did Grigson do good this time? I feel like he did getting rid of Fleener.

In the end he was undone by his own hubris. He thought he could come back sooner than he was actually able to come back. Back injuries are no joke, as a Cowboys fan I've learned this the hard way.

Is it ok to be unironically, non-memeingly excited about Wentz?

>49ers beat Rams
>Rams beat Seahawks
>Seahawks far above Rams
>Rams above 49ers
I think Cred Forums only sees what they want to see.

this, know when to foldem.mp3

Then it's on the doctors tbqh. Team doctors shouldn't have cleared him regardless of what Watt felt like. What a waste of an amazing talent.

We're fucking getting the top draft pick aren't we

he may miss the rest of the season but he'll be fine in the long run

post GOAT facmask configurations

i'll start

What a pro fucking toss

There's no guarantee he'll be fine in the long run. The type of back injury he got has destroyed athletes careers before.

>back
>fine in the long run

no man, onces you fuck with a vertebrae you fuck with a niggas ability to stand or take hits, because its not like an ACL or something where you just fear knee shots, now its any shot that continues doing damage

The receiver was wide open and all he needed to do was jump into the pocket

Steelers defense sucked dick more than anything else

Seriously if we would have seen that entire play he had like 2 or 3 other guys open

cbsnews.com/pictures/celebrity-fans-of-every-nfl-franchise/

Rate the flagship fan of your NFL franchise

>Pats
>Mark Wahlberg
>faggot/10

did he even win a playoff game? what a bust

Which game will be Sam bradfords last a season? Who will break him?

>tfw LeGod is a Cowboys fan

Wow I bet that's super awkward for the Browns.

Yes she does place moth balls in her mouth sometimes senpai. Your mom places male testicles in her mouth though

>lil wayne

yay...

>Samuel L. Jackson

Are you other mother fuckin' teams even mother fuckin' trying?

you raise a good point with the sneaking, but I just don't see the pats doing that very often as they will be scoring from farther out too often.

I refuse to believe Lil Wayne is the MOST famous Packers fan. The Packers are the bandwagon team of the Midwest, surely there's one other person more famous who likes them.

bandwagoner just like you, so it suits your team right lol
>The New Orleans-born rapper Lil Wayne is a fan of many teams. But Weezy has long been an admirer of Aaron Rodgers and the cheeseheads. He made the song “Green and Yellow”—not to be confused with “Black and Yellow”— about the Packers in 2011.

Yeah hence my lack of enthusiasm

>just like me

But that's wrong, lol.

he won 2

lets see, you're from flordia and bandwagon the packers
lil wayne is from lousinna and bandwagons the packers

so just like you

>not bob saget
>not huey "check 'em" lewis and/or the news
>NOT EVEN LIL B

lil wayne is based af

youtube.com/watch?v=IhfB_QWy4DA

>a third stringer
Trevor Siemian was literally a 3rd stringer 3 games ago you biased faggot
Also you won 1.5 games with Garopollo,who had as much experience as Osweiler last year.
Who went what,7-2 ? including beating NE at home.

>The Packers are the bandwagon team of the Midwest

Maybe the upper midwest

The Steelers are the biggest midwest bandwagon team though

gotta give em props for having the nads to call out the 'RIOT WHEN BLACK COPOS KILL BLACKS, cuz uh WHITEY' BLM

Carrmeleon: level 26
Squortles: level 15
Bulbwater: level 10 [FNT]

This is accurate.

We need a third rookie to round out Wentz and Dak. Who's it gonna be? Sure as fuck won't be Goff.

You're Heisenbrock

>Florida = Louisiana
>can't even spell Louisiana right

That's Canada for ya.

Obviously it'll be Cody Kessler

>guess who the agent in that picture is.

He is bretty gud it's the defense that's dogshit desu

He unironically has a very high football IQ for any QB, much less for black QBs desu

Notice how he never takes sacks or throws picks

At the very worst he can be a good game manager but obviously he is more likely to be more

I wonder when Semen will be btfo and Lynch will have to step in

>Saints
>elite QB
>0-3

Are franchise QBs becoming a thing of the past? Teams are better off loading up on great defensive players and letting some meme 4th round draft pick QB run their offense.

>nick swardson

I was surprised to learn that Vermont, despite being in NE, was actually part of NY before it became its own state but maybe I shouldn't be anymore

did you also know that maine was just another part of massachusetts, despite new hampshire being between them?

It's been that way forever friend. Defense wins championships isn't just a meme.

More history that's sort of sports relevant

New Jersey was once two provinces, East and West Jersey. The latter was run by Quakers under William Penn, so it was basically another part of Pennsylvania.

The territorial divide between East and West Jersey is basically equivalent to the divide between Eagles and Giants fans today.

Yeah, that and the invention of shotgun offenses means that the ease to go after star offensive players,qbs included is becoming kinda pointless. All you need to be successful in the NFL is a offensive and defensive line. Everything else kinda sorts itself out

It is kinda a meme, because how the NFL is going right now is that there simply isn't a lot of talent in the NFL offensively, it's been a drought this entire decade which is why we're getting more shotgun formations as evident with my post here
I'm sure if a team gets a star WR with an elite dropback qb, it'll be more of a trend that offense can win championships again

>Tfw live right on the line as an Eagles fan

Fuck the Giants

>It's been nothing but love for Wentz thus far.

It's b/c he's white.

Me too p. much (Hamilton in Mercer)
Giants fans are the real trash.

>Every quarterback has a bad game, but there’s a type of bad that is so stark and worrisome that it points to a player’s lack of faith in himself. Manning and Flacco are prone to the occasional stinker but they always seem to bounce back from it. They carry themselves as though they’re desperate to take the field again and make amends, because the previous failure ‘wasn’t them’.

>Three weeks into the new season and Palmer hasn’t shown that same resilience. His stat-line was fine against the Patriots in week one but he was unimpressive, with the offence only finding life late, too late as it happened. He torched a Buccaneers defence in Week 2 that just gave up 37 points at home to Case Keenum. Week 3 at the woeful Bills looked like it was going to be another breeze, but nightmares can happen suddenly and unexpectedly, and one sure did in upstate New York for Palmer.

>He was dreadful against an awful Buffalo defence, one that was 24th in DVOA last season, got worse over the off-season, and made Ryan Fitzpatrick look like 2004 Peyton Manning the week prior.

>Palmer tossed four interceptions, all in an acid dream fourth quarter of coverage misreads, poor timing and forced throws into spaces that never existed. He lost two fumbles too to round another Full Delhomme, his second in four matches. That’s not OK.

Real talk lads, is Carson Palmer finished?

as opposed to what other stat which is all skill?

>palmer finished
>russell one bad tackle away from getting heem'd
>BLAINE GABBERT
>rams idk

is the nfc west finished

well, then -- colts to win afcs -- fwiw.

I said this after the NFC championship,
>we
broke Carson Palmer for good, I admit I was not 100 percent sure we broke him after that game but all you need to do is turn on the cardinals week 2 and 3 preseason games and the proof is in the pudding, he is playing afraid now, which will not get you where you wanna go. The true test will be against Carolina week 8, if he has another meltdown in Bank of America, you can pretty much cast him off to never be as good as he once was, I saw it happen to jake Delhomme in 2009, it was depressing, but Karma is finally running its course.

I could watch Cam Newton get sacked all day.
Although that's mainly because he got sacked all day.

So like remmeber when Foles blew up in 2013? Yeah we all remember that as a lot of defenses not being prepared for CKs offense, which, at the time, there was no tape of.

Have any of us considered the fact that Wentz's and the Eagles defense's success have had a lot to do with no teams having tape of Doug Pedersons playtape?

>Have any of us considered the fact that Wentz's and the Eagles defense's success have had a lot to do with no teams having tape of Doug Pedersons playtape?
Offense, maybe.
Defense, no. They're just outplaying other teams, beating them with 4 man rush. That D is not a meme to be exposed.

Amusing how he decided to talk shit about Brady when Brady is 5 years older and infinitely more accomplished than him

>Khalil "One Game Wonder" Mack
>Khalil "Can't get a Sack" Mack
O I M scurred.

>That D is not a meme to be exposed.
Barwin, Graham, Curry, and Cox
Cant stop it, cant disagree
But the secondary? Sure McKelvins hurt but why is the rookie Mills always paired aginst the best WR on any given team, at any point?

Yeah thats just me bitching about thw defense, having nothing to do to reiterate my previpus point that >we will get exposed soon

Maybe on Wentz, but he's looked like a solid qb in the pocket so far
But Doug Peterson's offense isn't a meme that has no tape, his is a pretty standard offense that was ran effectively in KC

He apparently played a game with a fucked up wrist
Based on his play, hes a tough sumbitch

"...against University of South Dakota, Wentz suffered a broken wrist in the first half but managed to complete the game with 16 of 28 completions, 195 passing yards, and two touchdown passes"

well, there's two white folks in the picture, so I assume one of them is the agent, and one of them is the chinese chick's father/stepfather

>offense that was ran effectively in KC
I forget he was oc in kc
That chiefs-eagles broship is real

No team has perfect 11 pro bowlers on the field talent. So, you have to make up for it with scheme. So far Schwartz's DBs have done a fair job of keeping the opposing receivers in front of them. Antonio Brown got 120 yards last game, but no touchdowns.

There were a few plays where the eagles secondary got lucky with drops, etc. In other games those balls get caught and the Eagles may lose but when 2016 is all said and done this will be another top-10 Jim Schwartz defense. He has a track record of that.

>zero (0) sacks through 3 weeks
>won't have a journeyman reserve lineman to pick on

He won't do shit

>Nick lachey, kate mara and Nick swardson
>>>>>>>""""""""""""""Celebrities""""""""""""""""

Ill take your word on the Schwartz defense
Do you think Lane Johnsons absence will affect Wentz's play at all? I think it would. Now sure Pedersons probably prepared for it by practicing first team without but against a REAL run/pass rushing defense, do you think theyll protect Wentz? Idk, tough call. We all saw how moving OL around worked in 14-15

Nick Lachey is ungodly rich for some reason.

Could a team featuring Tom Brady and 21 Rob Gronkowskis be beaten?

Depends on whos coaching

Oh it certainly will. You've seen our bench OL before, they were the shitty linemen we had last year. OL depth is really the worst hole on the team and the reason why I winced when we traded away all those picks to move up. Retarded Chip never drafted OL, so we're looking at no good ready replacements right now. Expect Peters to lose time wiht his usual injuries. This will affect the whole offense, instead of stuff like sending out 3 TE on routes Dougie might have to max protect a lot and that would suck.

>Dougie might have to max protect a lot and that would suck.
Double TE sets with Ertz and Celek blocking every time
God dammit, at least it was good when it lasted

>"Do you support Krapperdick?"
>Nah man
>"What about racism?"
>Racism doesn't exist
>"What about XYZ?"
>Nah man, racism doesn't exist
>"Okay well what you're REALLY saying is that you know there is racism out there, it just hasnt affected you"

cant find any pictures of the kelce brothers together
why the fuck is this allowed?

nigger logic

Belligod obviously

Where's the new thread

17 posts in the future

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ESPN patented viewing angles

Yeah we have.
But why you talking about that stat padding meme?

When t. Kelce
Comes to the eagles when Brent celek retires is when
Eric Kendricks will make his way here too

It's because Chip Kelly took a shit down this city's throat so hard that white bread Pederson with a side of ginger tastes like a gourmet meal in comparison.

As the season goes on we'll get used to the team and get back to the cycle of self-loathing, but in the mean time it's nice to live in a city with hope. People are friendlier, kids are out in the street playing football, and even the muggers will shake your hand after they're done stabbing you. Things are finally looking up in Philly.

>jags still have a chance

Does anyone have the wemb of OBJ hitting that net with his helmet and getting his shit slapped by its aluminum might?

Fairly casual NFL fan here, trying to get into it more. I'm looking to put on a bet on the Superbowl winner this year as the odds on a few teams look pretty generous in the UK.

It seems the last few years that the Seahawks are criticized for having a really weak offensive line and that's why the won't make the Superbowl.

Can someone explain to me why it's supposedly so weak?

Aren't Baldwin, Lockett, Kearse and Graham all pretty good?

>His team hasn't won Owls in different eras of his team

Russlel Wilson gets sacked on 3 of 4 snaps.

>watt

>he wasn't alive to see his team's owls

Iktf

>MFW I witnessed all three and will likely be alive for #4 in February

F

>His can IS Houston

Vikings, Jaguars and Lions rushing in their last 10 regular season games excluding VS/@ Packers 2016
>101 yards per game
>4.2 yards per attempt

Against the 2016 Packers
>43 yards per game
>1.8 yards per attempt

top 10 defense when Clay, Burnett and Shields come back

top 6 if Randall gets back to 2015 form

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Bruh, you're losing the division to the Vikings this year. Just deal with it.

betting on super bowl winners is freaking stupid. the odds are crazy low for the amount of chance that is involved.

you should bet on division champs, or bet on games on a weekly basis. the latter will actually make money.

and the seahawks aren't even making it to the super bowl lol

Don't bet on a Super Bowl winner. A single elimination tournament makes it so it's incredibly hard to predict the outright winner and the odds aren't even that good.

>giants
>eagles
>cowboys
>not the redskins
You are a faggot aren't you?

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