Heeming general

PRESSER IS LIVE
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Schaub is God

>getting shook asking a question

NUTTIN

what does that button do?

inb4 conor clatters alvarez's head off the canvas

schaub

>a-anyway

FOOK MARK HENRY

FOOK MARK HENRY

Nate Diaz would heem every there

FUCK MARK HENRY

FOOK MARK HENRY

deletes the goofs

SHUT IT DOWN

POLAND

Helwani's shock collar

FOOK MARK HENRY

FOOKEN PAD MAN

SHOOK

MEDIA SHOOK

>d-don't talk about my wrestling
mcgregor about to be wrestlefucked

injects more test into dana's bloodstream

Wonderboy meme'd on Rory who meme'd on nate.
lel

Hey Conor, why does your mum allow you to have 2 Jiu Jitsu coaches?

>I'm gonna be pickin and choosin who i destroy next

Conor, you already do that.

DUCK ALDO MORE

why didn't conor interrupt the questioner with the big "IF?"

CONOR DOES COCAINE 100%

Removes one heckler from the crowd

>155 is big boy belt

>conor stops responding

he's

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

Is 155 considered big boy?

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News:

>Weidman-Romero official
mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13072276/chris-weidman-vs-yoel-romero-announced-for-ufc-205

>Roy Nelson found dead in home
mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13075000/dana-white-roy-nelson-needs-to-be-buried-for-kicking-big-john-mccarthy

>Another Titan FC champ to UFC?
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/titan-fc-champ-andre-harrison-ready-for-next-challenge-and-next-paycheck-at-sports-highest-level

>Ruslan Magomedov popped
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-heavyweight-ruslan-magomedov-notified-of-potential-usada-anti-doping-violation

>have to give up the little boy belt

>Lightweight belt
>Big Boy belt

When will manlets learn?

>tfw people said alvarez could trash talk

BASED STEPHENS

Is yoel actually shitting himself right now?

> dat big boy belt

I planted a kimura in your eye

The little boy belt

ASK YOEL SOMETHING DAMMIT

DON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE

d-do we have a new meme?

>question for jeremy stephens

WHO THE FOOK LET THIS GUY IN

only conor questions plz

Fuck off

>yfw you realise kelvin gastelum is at this press conference

he shouldve said bigger boi belt

WHATS THAT FUCKING BUTTON

why is Jonah Hill here?

aussies just can't help themselves

Aniel Melwani?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>notice me senpai

JEREMY BTFO
>JEREMY BTFO
JEREMY BTFO
>JEREMY BTFO
JEREMY BTFO
>JEREMY BTFO
JEREMY BTFO
>JEREMY BTFO

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

HAHAHAHHA

australia shitposting irl

WHO THE FOOK IS DAT?

WHO DA FUC IS DAT

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY

lmao

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY?

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY?

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY?

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY?

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY?

>Literally retarded
Norway pls.

BTFO

Who do fook is dat goy

RONDA OR CONOR lmao

YEAH GOOD ONE

nik lentz btfo

top fucking kek, who the fook is that guy

Jeremy Stephens BLOOOWWWNNN THE FUCK OUT

HAHAHAHAH FUCKING CONOR

HE IS GOD

España, por favor

WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY

KEK x10000000

What the fuck

conor just ended jeremy stephens career lmao

conor just missed the opportunity to say the hardest fight would be joanna and the rest of these guys are pussies

Edward BTFO

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY

MY FUCKING SIDES

>mma reporter

BASED

MEMES

BLESS GOOBY

>
ALVAREZ BTFO

jew yorkers are so cringey

B T F O

T

F

O

Hahaha what the hell is happening?

BLESSED

Eddie went 5 twice against Curran and Chandler and won both

UNDENIABLE

did a fan just get ahold of a mic hahahah?!?!

Best Presser EVER LMAO that last guy BTFO'D Eddie

> ufc press policy

>no q for romero

>that fat nigger with the bitch tits
That's what the typical mcgregor fan looks like.

Jeremy Stephens will never be the same again

holy FUCKING shit that last fan question was incredible

why are new yorkers so based?

haha

>getting btfo by a www tier fan

Did you guys enjoy my question? :)

>eddie getting btfo by his own people

literally who?

nobody asked Yoel a question, Jesus have merthy

we are all truly

BLESSED

to live in the golden age of conor

Alvarez doesn't look shook, looks like he's enjoying it and handling the shit talking very well.
good sign.

>ufc security

i was thinking the same thing. The crowd would have went nuts

>Eddie looking on the verge of tears the entire time

kek

KEK

WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT

Quick someone sum up all the memes

or gastelum

SAGE VS NICK DIAZ WHEN

here we go

Was there just a shooting?

Has McGregor already peaked with the shit talk? Nothing too memorable from that desu

When's UNDENIABLE going to take place?

>Heeming general
can this dumb meme die?

hmmm

too many man, that was like 4 memes per minute speed

That was fucking unbelievable

Holy shit what the fuck just happened.

Who da fook is dat guy?

This was literally best shit-talk since belt snatching one with Aldo

Well he did take the press conference on short notice

I will fight any mcgregor fan IRL.

>eddie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAAHAHAHHA
AHAHA
AHH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mate that was a return to form for McGoobs

eddie is philly, not new york

He is basically a Korean in japan.

...

Eddie is not from new york.

>That Conor giggle when Eddie defended fighting him for shit money

the spanish poster shitposted irl

>there will come a day when conor won't be around anymore

fuck bros

He was better than with the second nate fight but he's still repeating the same old lines coked out of his mind. his Jeremy Stephens btfo was pretty funny tho

"Who the fuck is that guy?" is unironically the meme moment of 2016

Yew'll do nuttin

Eddie is getting emotional

female sports ''''''''''''''fans''''''''''''

What do you mean "what happened?" what are you blind? JESSSUSSSSSSS

Cowboy looks fuckin sharp

Who the fuck is this guy?

Please sir don't yell, there are mothers and children in this thread haha

who da fook is dat guy?

don't get my hopes up senpai

I THOUGHT HATE CLUB WAS DEAD

>Alvarez meming "Be careful"
>Dana and Wonderboy snatching up the cans and bottles
>Giving a fan a mic for the last question

...and now they're going to let Khabib into New York after the recent attacks.

The absolute madmen.

Weidman is tall, wow

yoel is such a weird dude

Literally the best trash talking he's done since Aldo.

The fuck are you on about? He owned the presser.

What a great man.

...

>Jeremy "literally who" Stephens

waiting for pics of him, cuz that outfit is ballin

mute microphones from the crowd while they shout offensive chants???

Karolina is so much fucking hotter than Joanna you fucking goofs.

*WOLF WHISTLES*

lel Alvarez and Stephens btfo

>who da fook is dat guy?

holy shit karolina cute af in that outfit

>thank you YOL

what did dana mean by this?

he loves to pronounce names completely wrong

used to always say Chael Sewn-in

muh dick

Was this the best MMA media moment of 2016?

The Chris is going to get absolutely BTFO

LINK
I
N
K

Yes, now kiss

fuggggg Karolina is so QT

that should be his new nick name desu

valentina beat jewanna THREE times

If only Trump would debate like connor

JUSTICE PAIN!

WHO DE FOOK IS DAT GUY


Also KK looked the least shook from all of JJ's victims so far, impressed

Heck the OP

Holy shit Tyrone has no way to close the distance he is getting memed

female political
"""""""""""fans""""""""""""

>face off
>in a skirt

muh dick

joanna is a literal ghoul

read the OP

kek fucking alvarez

145 lb title will be known as "The Little Boy Belt" from now on.

Is conor wearing heels or is he taller than eddie?

Alvarez you're smaller don't call him a little boy

>Tfw you realize from now until ever anytime someone brings up Jeremy Stephens someone will say "Who?"

>little boy belt

alvarez gives up 5 inches of reach

he's getting BTFO like against cowboy

So UFC has basically become mandrama now. Are there any promotions that are about the fights and not the memes?

I LOVE UFC PURE ENTERTAINMENT

Eddie is the manlet king lmao
I thought they were the same height.

They've known eachother a very long time, fought before too

That's a big (boy) belt

p-please

LITTLE BOY BELT

LITTLE BOY BELT

LITTLE BOY BELT

LITTLE BOY BELT

LITTLE BOY BELT

almost 100k

did it reach 100k at any stage?

Damn that was a good banger they just cut off. Anyone know it?

>implying it isn't more entertaining this way

top kek

how long can goober hold onto his little boi belt

Alvarez is bigger than 145ers

Will they ever learn?

Pretty dumb coming from a 55er

Maybe if it was Woodley or somebody

he is taller and has a longer reach

For Goob

He's a bit taller.

That was too short, I want moar

this one was the scariest staredown by far

>he doesnt enjoy the memes
man you sound like a fucking faggot

107k was peak

bless

>alvarez used to fight at 170
>till he got absolutely BTFO

>"""big boy""" belt

>no water bottles thrown
shit conference

Wonderboy dwarfs him, what the H?

Cowboy has a good ground game and takedown defense

>Mfw UFC is literally better at mandrama than WWE right now

Don't tell me you believed that Alvarez would have a size advantage of any significance?
We've already seen Conor and RDA square off

the big boy belts are literally 205 and heavy weight, and maybe not even 205

BE CAREFUL

Wonderboy is gonna knock 5 inches off that little guy

Yoel will heem Weidman round1

non manlet =
over 200 pounds (in shape) naturally without roids
6 feet minimum when barefoot

Alvarez just flatlined McGoobs at the end

Spoken like a true casual and not a real fight fan

Yeah but there weren't any of those belts there

Tyrone is just an overblown 155er

Lanklets haven't been doing too well in title fights lately

Wonderboy ironically is such a real man

When have they ever done press conferences?

Do you think Conor is actually planning to ever go back to 145 or is he getting as big as possible for this fight?

yet eddie got BTFO in what was a complete stand up war

Can someone shoop Eddie Alvarez " Be Careful"

>little boy belt
conor is taller than eddie

whatdidhemeanbythis

>tfw you weigh almost 1.5 Big Boy units

What was the song name they played for the UFC thing?

Middleweight and some of the welterweights aren't manlets either

Don't think so. If he win LW belt the whole division will be crazy.

If he wins hell dump the 145 belt in the trash

Jeremy Stephens is the biggest loser of this presser.

Alvarez did well there.

he's never going back, he literally just wants to say that he has two belts at the same time

tank mode doesn't suit him, i doubt he's ever above 165 when in camp

pic related he was 168 and is carrying too much bodyfat for his peak performance

Who?

That's what takedown defense is for idiot

MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS HERE, BOYS

>MCGREGOR vs ALVAREZ
>WONDERBOY vs WOODLEY
>WEIDMAN vs ROMERO
>CERRONE vs GASTELUM
>JJ vs KK
>EDGAR vs WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY

DARE YOU PREDICT ROUNDS AND FINISHES?

can't wait to see paddy vs conor press conference
and conor getting btfo'd

He's not going back, no way. He's too big to make the cut and I have a feeling he might retire after grabbing the second belt. Rumors about Dee being pregnant going around.

>big boy belt
>shorter than McGregor

Michael Johnson vs Khabib Nurmagomedov for 205. FUCK YES

You can thank Wonderboy for that

They should bring out Aldo to take the 145 belt from him personally, that would get him back at 145

>mandrama

Lads you have to hespec Khabib for taking the Johnson fight and not just sitting out and waiting since they sent him a contract

Lets just say what everyone is thinking,

Connor is ducking Frankie.

They do "promos"

jonah hill?

i think he would go back if someone besides aldo captured the belt there

i genuinely believe he would've gone back for fronkie

but he's not making that cut again to give aldo another payday after the shit they went through. he brings it up every single time they ask him how he hated doing all the press himself and dealing with the pull-out

>

FUCK, IM TOO HYPE FOR A CARD NEARLY 100 DAYS AWAY. BUT ANYWAY

>goober via rnd 2 TKO
>wonderboy via UD
>Weidman via UD
>Cerrone via rnd 2 TKO
>Edgar via UD

Conor James Buster Douglesed the featherweight belt an he knows it he will duck Aldo for life

I saw Dana White on CNBC yesterday. He said UFC has 500 signed fighters. Is that true?

>Let me just be autistic and say shit only I and Frankie himself are deluded enough to think
FTFY*

>alvarez talking about having the big boy belt
>he's smaller than Gooby

I didn't realise this before

did anyone here alvarez' voice trembling while he was muttering "number 1" and sticking his finger in the air sheepishly

lmao

>MCGREGOR vs ALVAREZ
GOOBZ ROUND 1 KO YEH

>WONDERBOY vs WOODLEY
WOOOOONDERBOY BY SPINNING SHIT ROUND 2

>WEIDMAN vs ROMERO
WEIDMAN PULLS OUT 2 WEEKS OUT BUT MIKE PERRY STEPS IN AND HEEMS ROMERO INSIDE 30 SECONDS

>CERRONE vs GASTSLUM
COWBOY PROBABLY

>JJ vs KK
JOANNA, GOLDIE IS TAKEN BACKSTAGE TO BE PUT DOWN AFTER OVERHEATING TRYING TO PRONOUNCE BOTH THEIR NAMES

>EDGAR vs WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY
WHO GIVES A FOOK

>44 is close to 100
american maths

Would Dana lie?

just wait and see, paddy coming for your boy mcgoober

>Only poor, non-White people hate on McGregor

MAKES YOU THINK

FOOK MARK HENRY

>"""fluke"""
>"""luck"""

aldo's legacy is perma cucked and conor was actually the favorite leading up to that fight

>aldo the cuckold taking Conor's old unwanted belt

Doubt he'd care, he'd just laugh at how pathetic Jose is

Pretty sure it said 91 days, friend

...

everyone from newyork loses

KAROLINA A CUTE
I want to feed her cookies

Gooby
Wonderboy
The Chris
Cowboy
Qt Striking Goblin
Literally who ?

>he's smaller than Gooby

I'm waiting for reddit to perform a forensic analysis of McGregor's footwear before I comment on this

>JOANNA, GOLDIE IS TAKEN BACKSTAGE TO BE PUT DOWN AFTER OVERHEATING TRYING TO PRONOUNCE BOTH THEIR NAMES
made me lol

He's the same height as most 170 wrestlers. Hendricks is the same size.

Lanklets = kickboxers
Manlets = power wrestlers

I missed this part what happened?

How far always do you think November 12th is? Put on your thinking cap. It will be October next week.

mcgregor via heem
wonderboy via heem
romero via heem
cerrone via heem
jj via heem
who? via heem

THOUGHT YOU HAD A BORING CARD BOY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

200 could have broke 2 mil with Diaz vs Conrad 2

ASSUMING 80% OF THE FIGHTS ARENT CANCELED

does 205 break 2 million?

gee the guy everyone is betting for is the favorite, why would that happen?

bookies aren't retarded senpai

it's december 27th 91 days from now.
just playing stupid or stereotypical american iq?

I'm a psychologist with a PhD on word choice and vernacular. Conor is one hundred percent not fighting in the UFC again, at least for a while, after this fight - or at least that's what he currently believes. He is probably open to mayweather though.

she's a Baba Yaga without the makeup

be careful.

No he isn't casual

que se joda, voy

conor via KO
wonderboy via UD
romero via KO
cowboy via KO
edgar via wrestlefuck

...this checks out. What's the event in 91 days supposed to be then?

the 5 inch reach advantage is what's really gonna matter

would laugh if eddie tries to go pure bitch mode like the pettis fight

>He is probably open to mayweather though.
[conor goblin laugh]

i dont recall the date and cbf googling, but they said 6 weeks to train for 205 and 6x7 is not 90 or 100

Who here thinks it's gonna be a first round ko by conor?

>UFC 191: Johnson v Dodson II
>115,000

Conor - first round TKO
Wonderboy - first round KO
Romero - decision
Gastelum - decision
Joanna - decision
Edgar - decision

buster douglas was a 27 to 1 dog you mongoloid

so saying conor "buster douglased" aldo makes no sense

This will anyway

>mayweather vs pacman did 4.4million buys

still dumbfounded by it to this day.
like adele selling 3 million albums first week. i thought nsync had the record locked away forever.

never in moi loif, Eddie is too scared to go near him for 8 minutes

42 to 1

nobody except you and that spanish fuck that has a mancrush on conor

Christmas?

>why dj takes a higher base pay, exhibit a

s h o o k

Eddie lets out the shook dawg and is KO'd in 2

I'm not talking about the fictional odds. i'm talking about the actual odds

It was THE fight.
It's like if GSP and Anderson fought in their prime and one of them could promote like Conor

"He looks like hansel from bleedin' zoolander"

Maybe it was meant to mean "over the next 91 days." Fuck, I'm dumb.

you really dont understand how gambling works m8

I'll be honest. I haven't seen alvarez much besides when he joined the UFC.

I remember people talking him up going into the cowboy fight but idk man... he doesn't seem too chinny really. Mcgregor got tagged over and over by "wrestler with overhand" mendes and i'm damn sure alvarez hits far harder.

The only thing weighing it down is Alvarez. He's went from headlining Fight Pass to headlining the biggest PPV ever.

I think it'll beat 202's numbers, but won't break 2 million.

Dana is a goof

Conor should've said "he looks like a little juiced up harambe"

Would literally break the memeverse

>h-he's just a joker
>h-he's the easy fight
>I'm going to run right through him

serious question guys

who is jeremy stephens?

No you don't understand how it works the fan favorite will always be the betting favorite because most of the casuals will put the money on him

how is this hard to understand?

you have to admit hes likeable
tho i have no idea whats he saying he seems genuine like a nice/funny kid

You're an idiot

it just seemed like it was too late. with pacquiao getting sleepyd by marquez and all. I didn't expect those record shattering numbers, maybe break 3 million but not get halfway to 5 million

Khabib should get LW title shot, Goobs should rematch aldo or vacate. We all know this and yet goober will probably go down in history as the guy with 2 belts despite it being bs WWE tier sham.

Barely worth watching unless desu

so notre dame and the dallas cowboys are favored every week? news to me

just stop because you're clearly a fucking moron

>Lawler v Woodley

kek

you take that back m8

Eddie is a bit bulkier and the height difference isn't very big, I was just surprised, I had it in my head Eddie was the larger guy.

>Aldo has asked to be released from the UFC because he's so mad about Eddie v Conor.
sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/09/aldo-se-revolta-com-luta-entre-conor-e-alvarez-cancelem-meu-contrato.html

"He looks like a washed up jersey shore reject"

Watch his bout with Dennis Bermudez at 189. It's probably his best fight.

Beyond that, he's kind of a mini Robbie Lawler; a guy who used to charge out like an ape and murk dudes, then got beat up a bunch, now he's back to deliver spicy bangers with what's left of his career.

Mayweather just kept winning and getting that streak bigger so that probably helped but realistically we will never know if it would have done better if it was 4 years before that.

aldo is never getting another red panty payday again

too bad so sad

Why was Rockhold vs Weidman canceled?

What will mcgoober do when he can't win the big boy belt and has to relinquish the little boy belt?

Viacom would pay him anything he wanted

>wait why are they looking the other way
>oh they are taking selfies

jesus christ

the guy who knocked RDA out with that uppercut

Conor really knew what he was doing... I always think about how I would fucking cave under all that pressure, let alone with a raging Aldo surging at me but look at him.

He literally stops still and lets aldo come right at him as he takes his shot, supremely confident its a fight ending shot, crazy shit.

PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED FOR #1 DUMBEST P4P POSTER?

WHO

Did anyone know Stefan Streuve was fighting at 204?

Eddie looks visibly "shook" there. I feel sorry for him and his chin which will be deleted come November 12th.

>I had it in my head Eddie was the larger guy.

Literally how much of a casual can you be?

Did I miss any ?

sorry i know who he is i was just memeing because of the press conference


cry into his bank account that is 100x bigger than the rest of these bums and retire at 28

Let's say you're a bookie right? and you want to make money right?

You know for a fact that most of the people will bet on Mcgregor regardless of the odds because he's popular so you make him a favorite and profit because people will think he has a chance if he's a favorite

same situation would have happened if Mike Tyson was the challenger and buster was the champion

Weidman had to get a neck surgery iirc

Rockhold got embarrassed by a 37 year-old in his first title defense on 10 days notice after talking big shit.

Weidman took his loss like a man, pushed to get MMA legalized in New York, and is the hometown hero.

Figure it out, bud.

LEAVE THE LITTLE LEPRECHAUN TO ME

where's the fucking karolina-joanna stare down webm for fucks sake I need something to fap to tonight.

youtu.be/IpKHW6K7EVY&t=2928

>yfw

Literally the best possible guy to ask the last question

>sells 6x more PPVs than Lawler

he'll do whatever he wants

Why won't Dana replace the men's flyweight division with a women's featherweight division?

YESTERDAY YOU CAME AT ME FOR NOT MENTIONING YOU AND YOU DONT HAVE THE MINERALS TO >> HIM

YOU'RE A FAKE

Circle "oi roon dis game"

Careful with those memes, bud. They'll get ya killed.

>no glove
Actual madman

>implying he wasn't a goober plant

He's right, his explanation as a reply to that comment should tell you that though.

weidman injured
bisping of all people was brought in on short notice.

pfft. bisping getting a lucky title shot to a guy who made light work of him. he must be going to lose...

anyone got picks from ufc 199? i didn't watch it live and im assuming most people picked rockhold

Why does Conor have two jiu-jitsu coaches?

that only works if the fight is a pick em or a toss up

if conor is a 30 to 1 dog facing jon jones or some shit there is no amount of public fan money that alters that line

conor was slightly favored leading up to the aldo fight and after the weigh-in a bunch of money came in on jose and tilted it HIS way because of the "omg conor so shook at the weigh ins" meme

The way conor just gets progressively wilder with his taps on the table. You just know he lives for this shit haha

Hard work
Oi roon dis game
mark my words
de foight game
dat left

>implying 911 wasn't an outside job

hopefully johnson tkos him so the khabib meme ends

Literally Who does have a habit of knocking niggas dead though

What did Eddie mean by this?

Hey guys

I mean the rematch.

McGreg
W O N D E R B O Y
Weidman
Cerrone
KK
Edgar

there should be a
>touches his nose to be sure theres no coke left for everyone to see

No he isn't

He's ducking comparing one of the biggest shocks ever in history to Conor beating aldo

I picked Rockhold to win in both of my picks, but I won $200 off a cheeky parlay I put on Bisping. It was a good night, Bisping will always have a place in my heart now.

I already called him out once ITT.

See He didn't have the testicular fortitude to reply.

He doesn't deserve more (You)s, he ducked me harder than Woodley tried to duck Wonderboy.

>go to watch the ufc press conference that aired earlier today
>professionally uploaded video by ufc media team begins with 8 minutes of "press conference will begin shortly"

How the fuck can their production still be this amateurish by now... trim the fucking crap, goddammit.

>no one asked gay jesus a question
Did I miss it or does no one give a fuck about him

Sadly still no bingo

I would of rather seen Nate vs Khabib at 205

We already saw Rory ragdoll Diaz. You really want to put him in their with a better wrestler than Rory?

oi show up like alwayz any toym any whur

he said at the start he flew in short notice and only got the deal done short notice too. got word of it 10 days ago

really good except for that painfully obvious plant who asked the last question

worst case scenario for conor

>loses to eddie
>makes 8 figures
>loses aldo rematch
>makes 8 figures
>retires at 29

>comes back for diaz trilogy
>makes 7 or 8 figures
>retires for good


literally got the game sewn

rory would fuck khabib's shit up

i wonder how khabib will look, hopefully his boxing has come along and more importantly the injuries haven't cost him his athleticism

mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13083694/jose-aldo-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc

go back and look because they did talk about energy but I dont think those words were used

who the fuck is that guy?

He'll retire at 33 undefeated.

rory is BIG though. a big real 6ft welterweight. not an average height sambo spammer.

BE CAREFUL

>loses in 13 seconds to Conor
>leaves UFC over him

cucked beyond belief

How embarrassing would it be for Khabib if he got heem'd by Michael Johnson, a guy famous for getting the shit boxed out of him by Nate Diaz?

>Karolina will never laugh at your jokes

Why even trane?

:^)
MCGREGSHIT
WONDERBOY
WEIDMAN
CERRONE
JJ
WHO DA FOOK IS THAT?

Aldo is SHOOK

wow its real

it won't surprise me khabib doesn't have good boxing

it's just a stupid matchup stylistically cuz you know diaz is too stubborn to actually gameplan a defense and will just act pissed while khabib holds on for dear life and call it faggot shit afterwards

plus diaz isnt coming back unless it's for big money, and why would he. can only hurt his stock waiting for the rubber match

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>yfw conor beats eddie and vacates the FW title only to leave for 1 yr+ with the LW title because of his 'personal matters' AKA having a baby

L O L
O
L

>You gonna dew somtin' ova dere, Eddie?

>undefeated.

Eddie talked about Goobz gassing in 8 minutes, but he didn't address energy
added

Don gooby in his prime
Wonderbread
THE C H R I S
Cowboy
Blood goblin
W H O?

>conor KOs eddie
>immediately announces retirement
>tells eddie he can have his "big boy" belt back
>tells aldo he can have his "little boy" belt back

yfw

Khabib has nothing to offer besides injuries, time off and Sambo spam.

But somehow casuals don't see through that, they only see "23-0, oh he must be the best" when only one of those victories is relevant.

I do hope it's Michael Johnson who ends it all.

>yfw he leaves a year to hype up a fight with Floyd

>who’s in charge of the promotion now is Conor McGregor. Since I’m not here to be an employee of McGregor, today I ask to cancel my contract with the UFC.

he really runs this game

Lads do you think there's truth to the fact Alvarez is getting peanuts for this fight?
Seems like a legit thing with how Khabib was almost going to fight Alvarez. He might be shafted hard here because he tried to play hardball with the goofmaster himself

a bit depressing

yeah i agree i'll be mad if it's 3 rounds of sambo spam

Ariel Helwani mad that Anil Melwani stole his thunder

You are an idiot.

Can see him legit fighting mayweather if he ko's eddie in the first round.

>"I don’t believe in Dana saying that Conor would have to vacate one of the belts after UFC 205 because, based on what we’re seeing, this type of decision is not in his hands anymore, Conor makes the calls now," Aldo said.

>goob
>woodley
>weedyman
>cerrone
>edgar lmao

all via lmao

Does anyone have a webm of Big Country heeming Bigfoot? Haven't seen it yet.

>its a conor wears a suit and comes out coked up

he's back lads

seriously has any fighter ever coasted more on one big win than khabib? rest of his record is a complete shitshow

barao had a grossly inflated win streak but at least he beat multiple high level contenders in the division

He's not getting Nate money and that's all there is to it, he's still getting probably 200-300k just for being champ, wouldn't be surprised if they give him 500k eitheer

you could circle don, since he spoke about seeing 40 million out of 2016 and calling it "a pretty good year"

bingo

Different sports m8

nah i think all champs get to renegotiate once they have a belt and get points on their next fight regardless

that's the whole premise for why eddie refused to sign those """multiple""" bout agreements khabib was crying about

why fight khabib for way less views and fuck up a one time shot at conor where you can probably negotiate a better base pay and get way more views

what in the world

this won't happen will it

too much goping on at once

>sambo spam
you copied my terminology? you really are a damn autist

That's what I'd bet on.

See Furthermore, pic related.

SHUT THE FOOK UP

would lellator pay him better than UFC?

maybe he's got an '''''''''''ADHD''''''''' exemption like that american gymnast

that would be smarter than abusing coke

...

HOLY SHIT WHAT

It's actually real. I thought you were all baiting. This doesn't make sense. This is insane. An interim champ going to leave, someone like Aldo as well, holy shit

PUT THE FIGHT GAME IN THE BAG YEAH

bruh the names Horcher, Healy, and Trujillo will go down in MMA history as LEGENDS

> rest of his record is a complete shitshow

>Gleison Tibau
>Abel Trujillo
>Pat Healy


You're a casual moron. Also love how you're all hopping on the Michael Johnson bandwagon when just a few weeks back 95% of this place picked Poirier over him.

Nah, for that one it's gotta be the specific word, he uses it a lot you can't bend the rules on that one

hng

theoretically you could get prescription methamphetamine (desoxyn) vs. illegally buying coke

He's just looking for attention m8, ignore him

>casual
>for calling forgettable gatekeepers what they are

Literally been said before in this board in one way or another and you literally copied it from the MMAJunkie forums.

You fake ass sperg, you're not original. Faggot.

Horcher especially. What is his profession?

>What is a gatekeeper?
Heem yourself.

/heem/ is all about flavor of the month fighters, it's pathetic

Tumenov, Poirier, Almeida, Cody, Overeem

These guys went on winning streaks or had an impressive performance and suddenly become everyone's favorite fighter and underrated geniuses

He's mad that Dana is a lying fook. Can't blame him.

Fucking shell of a man there.

This got me rock hard, non-weight cut bitches are hot

>conor GOT SHOOK when eddie said he quits after 8 minutes

>jose-aldo-requests-his-release

release that whinge bag now! 13 seconds! THIRTEEN SECONDS!

>angry hue with a desperation power play

which is stupid because the ufc could call his bluff and let him walk and his legacy is perma fucked no matter what he does

he can't or won't promote worth a shit so while it would be a steal for lellator or something to get him he's not gonna help bring in that much more visibility

Conor is a big guy

Ok you little bitch I'm a purple belt in sum-gook-ju under the best sensei on the east coast Master Pei Mi Nao I'll change your bum life pal

4
u

Damn, I actually really like Aldo. Sad to see him go.

test

>Tibau roided to the gills was a gatekeeper
>Rag dolled Trujillo
>I don't recognize the names on someone's record therefore they're all cans.

Tell me the 15 fighters on Mcgregor's record that he fought in Ireland that aren't cans you stupid mandrama casual.

Aldo is next.

He's handing in his resignation. They are legally obliged to accept - usually within a timeframe of 24 hours. What the fuck are you talking about.

...

who will be the first fighter to pull out of 205?

mcgregor actually fights more than once a year so he doesn't have to rely on naming names of guys he beat 5 years ago to justify a title shot

keep trying though

>wahhh aldo is a cry-baby for leaving

His "boss" is a roided bald lying goofball who flip flops on what he says within days sometimes even hours.

weidman, throwing out his back lifting one of his mexican babies

Back Down

>tfw no little boy belt

>t. Literal 202er

Weidman, but Mike Perry will step in so its ok

There's someone on that record that he beat within 4 seconds.

>Justify a title shot

You mean going 1-1 with Nate who quit fighting for 1 year?

that
is
not
how
contracts
work
m8

unless the ufc CHOOSES to let him go he can't go fight anywhere else. that's the fucking point of the contract in the first place

all he can do is fuck off back to brazil and live off his restaurant income

Haha! We're not aliens, sir!

Mike Perry is a welterweight you dumb fajita

I won't

Also

Thread theme song: youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA

>beat mendes after aldo pulls out
>beat aldo in 13 seconds
>choose to fight rda on 3 months notice
>fight diaz on 10days notice 15lbs heavier instead
>fight diaz again

all while khabib fought once

WEW LAD you got me

There's someone on that record that he beat within 13 seconds too

What a can that guy must be

This.

Immediately Conor came bragging about his victory over Nate. A month ago.

No mention of Chad, Aldo only mentioned by the interviewers, nothing.

Meanwhile Khabib is dickriding 1 victory over a guy who wasn't at his prime and 22 can crushing sessions.

>
Sad!

Is there a bigger literal cry baby in the UFC than Aldo?

What word in your reply do you think Dana might have broken the terms of?

>Irish fajita
>Coming in at your weight class on short notice

none

there's no verbiage that he HAS to offer him certain types of fights (e.g. title shots). all they have to do is offer aldo fights on a regular basis and if he turns them down he stays under contract until the # of fights are up

>Doesn't mention that the mendes fight was on short notice
>Makes sure to mention that the first nate fight was on short notice

You're a moron for sure. Khabib called out anyone after Tony dropped out to fight him and no one wanted to step up. That's what it's like to be feared by the entire division.

why is karolina so CUTE?

>That's what it's like to be feared by the entire division.

more like

>that's what it's like when you can't even draw a bath

khabib is more afraid of his own body than the division is of him

Because of her fresh out of university, high school substitute teacher look.

His "boss" has to balance the interests of concussed manchildren on a daily basis, people underestimate how difficult that is desu

There would have been plenty of them in the contract that was renegotiated upon receiving of the interim belt you total mong.

cause she's first in line for a plastic surgery

no. thats what its like to be in a busy division with booked fights and to get babied because you have an undefeated record potential

you get given a who

Chad was on the gas you fucking moron.

Plus, he was picking out Conor's eye throughout the entire fight, so much so, Herb had to intervene several times.

What the fuck are you trying to accomplish here? He still got KTFO despite the cheating and despite the roids.

>can't draw

It was a fight night card you imbecile. Literally clueless. Go back to your wwe.

just admit defeat bruh, there is literally zero chance the ufc puts provisions in the contract that guarantee TITLE fights

the best they've ever done is guarantee people that their fights will be co-main or main of a PPV (like with GIBlert)

McGregor deserves every eye gauge he gets and much more.

You're sad, mate.

Sad!

Like who mcgoober was babied and had to fight Dennis Siver of all people?

>Some literal idiot online: "Khabib is a can crusher"

>Meanwhile actual UFC fighters take him as a serious threat

>being that shook

>just admit defeat

amazing

>no one else in the world uses steroids, just the ones that get caught

-Retards

GET THE FOOK OUTTA HERE, CRACKHEAD BOGAN

>step up to fight a guy that no one is tuning for
>things that make sense

why do you think the ufc gave him a literal desk jockey

can't wait until khabib blows out his knee again and just fucks off forever

>Put down the 1# P4P fighter in the world in 13 seconds
>Not a serious threat
Wew lad.

>Tu quoque fallacy
Get fucking BTFO.

>that journalist at the end who started talking trash at the end to eddie

does he post on /heem/?

I'm sure I fucked a twink just like him, hurt him too.

Because he has a hateboner for cyborg for some reason. There is talent at 145, and they could easily have Cyborg crush cans for a year or two to promote MMA to taller and bigger girls. If they just make the division, like what they did with Honda, the fighters and the talent will show up.

He's being a stubborn ass, he has a superstar in his fucking lap and won't do it.

BUT AM I WRONG?

>>Meanwhile actual UFC fighters take him as a serious threat

>ufc fighters
>scared of a guy who is more likely to injure himself than show up

got me bruv

You don't know what tu quoque means

>tfw Conor Mcgregor fights are the only thing keeping me going

anyone else like this?

Do you think Eddie believed reddit and thought he was the bigger man?

Lol you're so salty.

>H-he's a can crusher
>So why did no one want to fight him
>C-c-ause he's not a draw

Can't even get your story straight. Cerrone who just loves to jump on fights like this didn't want to fight him. But keep being an idiot you casual.

New:

No I'm not a complete fucking autistic loser, thank you very much

Yes.

As wrong as who just got DEMOLISHED is.

y-you too...

Not even at bump limit you disgusting fucking goof. Kill yourself

>be 5'9
>make fun of a guy bigger than you for having a belt a weight class lower

philadelphia for you

MY FUGIN DICK WHEN SEEING KAROLINA WALK ON STAGE IN THAT SKIRT

>be 5'9" 170 lbs
>Cut 25 lbs to the point of death to fight 5'6" guys then call yourself the GOAT for knocking out manlets

Ireland and casuals for you

I did the picks for that one, but don't have the file anymore. There was only around 4 people including myself who got everything right and though most did pick Rockhold the one that goofed most peoples picks was hendo

...

...

>This fucking card
Is this the greatest card ever assembled?

until the injuries/pullouts begin

With just a month and a half to go it may stay like this

He just sat there. Weidman looked a bit nervous in the staredown understandably

Conor should just get his own conferences desu

>that wonderboy/woodley staredown

wew lad that's a big height difference,and yet their reach is probably the same

>mfw anil melwani

>>ALVAREZ
>>WONDERBOY
>>ROMERO
>>GASTELUM
>>KK
>>DA FOOK

ywn have those two slags give you an assisted rusty trombone like goober did

y live

>that """"""""""""""""""""""""""journalist""""""""""""""""""""""""

I picked Bisping and I've got my betting slip to prove it. I won enough to enjoy a nice weekend in Paris on a last minute deal.

Rockhold just didn't seem to take it seriously, and I believed what Bisping said about being better towards the beginning of his camps before camp fatigue set in.

Also, despite my flag, Bisping wasn't my boy in any way (I'm Scottish) but I don't think I've ever enjoyed a knockout more. And the post fight presser was bliss.

>Youzzzwwusuz fucking shit kmofoing shit man ziziszwiwziz fuckaaa
>Thank you, sir haha

A plant who directly responded to something Eddie mentioned in the presser, meaning he couldn't have prepared it, unless Eddie was in on it too.

I know we're meming here, but still.

FOOK unironically r1ko
Gay Jesus (r2ko)
Stool
Cowboy
QT striking goblin
Who da fook is tat guy?