/WCOH/ Final Game 1 Canada v Europe

I'm convinced she has the perfect body

plz avenge us kopitar

Time for 2 consecutive blowouts. Who's hyped?

she's like doger, she has extremely short legs and t-rex arms

WHY IS THERE AN ASIAN?

thanks for the oc tripfag

What time does it start at?

>2

What's the point?

Bettjew tried to make it 3 games so he can get extra shekels because of the potential Canada vs. USA match-up.

Now that USA choked 0-3 and scored 0 (ZERO) goals, why not scrap the 3-game format?

What a waste of time.

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8:00 est i'll let you do the conversion

I assume it's her bf or something.

He films her and goes to dance competitions with her (she sucks but she wins due to MUH DIVERSITY) and travels to Korea with her. You don't see him often but you can hear him talking while holding the camera.

dont get webms on my phone, is this that asmr koreaboo chick?

stop responding to kipbitch she's a loose slag fucking newfag trying to steal an user thing

Yeah and so did my ex-gf who broke my heart and I guess that's the type I go for now. I'm not sure I'll ever get over her.

>TFW there are more Oilers on Europe than Canada

Don't care, go canada, beat those Oil fags.

When did Conan get glasses?

nobody cares about phoneposters

Get a proper phone faggot

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE FURPUCK ON ESPN?
WHY WOULD THEY AIR THIS SHIT?

So, 7 mins?

Iphonefag

OH MY GOD KOOL FONE

I have never watched a hockey game. Which team should I root for?

hang in there

canadia

Edmonton CBC stream. Better coverage anyways.

youtube com/watch?v=JUZIIFEGQK0&feature=youtu.be

>canadians will have to be satisfied with this tourney win as the only 1st place finish until the next WCoH
sorry senpai
bettjew won't let the leaf go to the olympics

le reddit pone fosters

that shit doesnt work

I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WATCH IT
I WANT IT OFF OF ESPN

The nice guys who you share a continent with, duh.

youtube com/watch?v=JUZIIFEGQK0&feature=youtu.be

>posts chinks
>implies i would even read the post

stop being underage?

Does CBC even have a Chinese stream of hockey games?

I've been watching the Hindu streams of games for a while now even though I don't speak the language.

You realize that you have to fill in the link.

I swear... american education nowadays.......

Fuck off spic nigger were full

support >us

Go to literally any Chinese restaurant and have them translate it for you

yeah i know reddit doesn't read shit you just post on emotion

kipnewbitch you fucking trained these faggots well they worship you all this time later

fucking cucks

Time to shine

europe.

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I don't, #fuckthenucks

>implying they even have the words for "puck" or "icing" or "forecheck"

I wonder what the Hindus even call that shit.

Go Europe

For now, support your fellow North American bros. Once NHL starts, I guess you can cheer for the Leafs since their best player is Mexican.

Bill Murray doesn't look good nowadays after getting pushed out the Ghostbusters HQ.

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Do they do any anthems for Europe?

BLITZ EM
L
I
T
Z

E
M

Dude, you just made my fucking day. Thanks finnbro.

i guess even zombies cant resist the bbc

Yeah the Islamic call to prayer

>mounties not marching in lockstep
ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTING

Based Cherry

Chuckling hard

LEGGO CANADA. FUCK YES

Imagine watching a game and they have to say all that shit instead of "puck". No wonder it always sound like the Hindu commentators are speaking at x5 the speed at which a normal person speaks.

the trophy looks like a fucking car part

What
The
Fuck

>all those boos for Chara

get rekt scrubs

The CBC show is in Punjabi

Fucking Toronnah fans are insufferable, lol. This is coming from a western canadian who is glad we rarely play them.

>car parts

lol you live in winnepeg

>that cheer for Price

disgusting

>even their coach is an ex Oiler

>whatisthisicanteven.png

tazer is handsome, no homo

Says who? The Frenchmen with arab blood?

aside from that: In german, there are no good words for icing and forecheck either. Forecheck used to be called Angriffsdruck (offensive pressure) but forecheck is in use now. Same for icing. I remember it to be called "unerlaubter Weitschuss" (disallowed long shot literally), but that's just unpractical so they just resort to the english terms. not sure how other languages handle this though
.

Stay mad baddie

all of the punjabis speak urdu

chinese are pretty evenly split with cantonese and mandarin in vancouver

indians like hockey, just sports more in general
if lions tickets were more expensive, chinese would go to those games instead

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>make sure you don't let anyone see you throw the banner into the trash on the way out

he looks like a dead-eyed angry muppet.

p-please go easy on us big maple leafs

>just woke up
>made it in time for banners

aww yee

>disallowed long shot

damn, you germans are so direct and literal

Nah I'm pure Anglo masterrace. How can continentals compete?

why would you do that
just go and lie on the internet

Not one of those fucks tossed a cheeky wink at the camera. Disappointed.

thornton wont shave until he wins the cup
he'll probably set the record for longest beard

Fuck the union jack, we want our country back

>thy sons
What a fucking shitlord

imagine being a lonely tripfag that only gets responded to because they've been here so long. imagine when an user has been here longer and this delusional fuck doesn't respond

>tfw you have to take a shit right before puck drop

>paddy
ummm queen liz says it's not your country sweetie x

>Leave Price to me
What did he mean by this?

Canada national anthem sounds like modern Christian youth group praise rock

>Daily reminder 2014 Olympic Gold Medalists*

Up the RA, moved to canada when i was 5 tho

Wish this game was on later. Not like (most) Euros would stay up late to watch this game anyways.

Now now mate. Don't use such crude language while talking about a fellow countryman or else I'll have to tell on ya!

I would be tired of hearing it too if I was you
>ZERO WINS

AHHH

Nice start, leafs

no one cares

Fucking hell.

You really wanna judge ours when yours sounds like Evangelical bullshit?

>It's a ''Canada can't stay out of the penalty box'' episode

Fucking reruns

>this offense
getting wet already

OH

this might be good after all

Go not Canada

>go into the corner with Jumbo
>pin him on the boards
>he turns his head to look for an outlet
>that sweaty, greasy monstrosity rubs against your mouth and nose

how embarrassed will canada be when they get swept?

>turn off TV because the intros are boring and annoying
>turn it back on
>canada is already getting refpucked

oy vey, a three game series is more exciting!

>canada in the first 20 seconds
please let this be a close game

>no rare banners for USA

>mad at meme magic

Ill be happy I want this tournament to fail

Fucking hell, this PP seems like finnish PP. Meaning pathetic

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>a butthurt american with 0 wins appears

>colour me surprised

Not as embarassing as
ZERO WINS

>moves from a country no longer under the crown
>to a country under the crown

>Bettman already trying to force a 3rd game

TOO BAD

WE SCORE ANYWAYS

WE DEM BOYZ

WE DEM BOYS

SCAAAAAAR

Welp, games over. See you for the real season.

Would it change anything at this point? Canadians would watch the next game even if they go down 0-1 in the series.

nah

it's ogre

Team Canada uniforms are just beautiful

The blowout begins

sccccaaarrrrr

This is not going to be close

WE DEM BOYZ

can they just end it now?

Magic

okay i think we can safely go ahead and GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>europe

W----we....we dem boyz?

>europe

wtf I hate team europe now

Oh well, it's over, good luck for the true season.

OGRE
G
R
E

shit

knew it was too good to be true

>turn tv on
>marchand scores

Hey, can you give me like a 50% discount?

It sucks when casuals think it's not Crosby who's setting up those fucking easy goals.

>Dat fucking chip

Fuck off Arnold Palmer

Fucking hell, we have to watch this torture for two, ->TWO

>1 shot

>1 goal

LMFAO Eurofags and anyone supporting them

>faggot using chopsticks to eat behind the bench
Just use a fork, you fucking faggot

This is now a Canada only thread.

Sums up anyone in toronto. Bunch of retards

I love the new camera shit. They gonna do it this year in NHL?

HOL UP HOL UP

WE DEM BOYS

it always was

i hope so, refcam is sweet

Are there even any Finns/Swedes/Americans on the team? Why are you guys here?

The refcam is fucking glorious, I hope they do.

Why a continent can't beat a country ?

Dubs makes it so

I don't think it's confirmed yet but it is great enough that they should

Why are you here still?

dem glorious roof goals

Toronto and Vancouver already do. It's up to each team iirc.

canada isn't a constinent and we are winning you fucking idiot!

Maybe if they don't make it so shakey and actually have it in 1080p.

Really kills the immersion when you go from crispy, clear camera angles to sudden crappy quality shakey cams.

weak bait

if there is someone else than Finland in charge of winning Canada, we will cheer for them.

>that pic
Fucking disgusting

Fuck off, Kippers. Refcam is glorious, dubs have already made it so.

Because retards like you keep feeding it (You)s

halak's pads are actually pretty cool

>and it's a no goal

WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THIS

>not cheering for the good guys

>in charge of winning canada

>winning canada

Are you yakupov?

youtube.com/watch?v=F36YNCae9yg

KEK europoors getting absolutely destroyed. Never stood a chance to our BCC (Big Canadian Cock)

Why do Finns and Amerisharts hate Canada so much?

;__;

>canada
>good guys
pick one

That interview is so good.

because you're new and probably post on Cred Forums Cred Forums and Cred Forums and think youre ebic

>0 canucks stan lees
>literally ever
why is kippers here after all this time
is it just to suffer?

Have a (You)

okay shitty commercial checklist time
>5th season
>tim's hockey cards
>that one where they sing part of the national anthem off key and out of tune, i don't even know what they're trying to sell

Why am I even watching this victory lap?

No prob to have that cam in fucking 4K.

Why don't Europe get a goon out there and put Crosby out of his misery? Play like Canada do.Get a nice head injury out there.

Hes a treasure in Edmonton

His english has improved a lot.

Is this movie any good? I have it on my list but I hate Gyllenhaal so I'm hesitant to watch it

The fuck is this? Why is Europe one team but Canada isn't? Globalist's can't stop spreading propaganda?

Because the Avs/Wild game has no stream :(

>how to spot a newfag
>they reply to kippers

>>tim's hockey cards

I don't mind this one because MacKinnon is autistic enough to make it work

He's literally been tripping for over 5 years and the only one from old /hoc/ who hasn't moved on with their life.

more like gloablists can't stop getting exposed
>europe as a union is weaker than canada as a country

oh you think that's good you should see the commercial where there is this woman or something just sitting on her coach and her house is burning like a forest fire behind her,
minor league hockey commercials are so fucking good

>Why is Europe one team but Canada isn't?

Canada is actually North America
No Mexicans or Americans were good enough to make it

Because you're a cuck.

>haven't won a game against Canada since 1986
>build a team that can "beat" Canada
>instead gets embarrassed 76-0
>still watch Canada win anyways

I loved it, but you probably wouldn't. You should watch it with your girlfriend if you have one. I watched every Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhaal movie.

A country with the population of California is better than America and the world as a whole. Let that sink in.

1 like = prayer

1 share = an amen

and you respond because you're new

i wish this was Mexico vs Canada.

oh or that one where they advertise minivans that you can drive while staring at your backseat like an idiot and it will stop on a dime if a little kid runs into the street

i can't imagine the sort of idiot a product like that appeals to

>mfw I envision one lone Mexican somewhere down there, watching the world cup and celebrating Team NA's wins

fuck the green screen boards

I'm actually surprised that team Europe doesn't wear EU colors or play the EU anthem as their national

Good guys always win, buddy

Matthews probably still has family there, 1 is an underestimate

That's pretty pathetic

Why isn't it called north America then?

How do i get the filter to work in the native extension?

Is tonight the night Stamkos finally scores?

Mexicans are probably just as dirty as Canadians.

It's better than the shitty ass fucking superimposed ads the Canucks have on their fucking glass.

It's so fucking shitty and jarring when the camera moves and the ads follow along.

I hope we get rid of that shit this season. But corporate Jews will probably find new ways to advertise more by cramming shit elsewhere.

This just the prologue where bad guy is being shown as a great threat, buddy.

>that one where they sing part of the national anthem off key and out of tune, i don't even know what they're trying to sell

globalism

He's just that one salty Finn that hates Canada for some reason, don't even bother.

nope

>implying they didn't all cross the border already except for fatty little Juan.

Tick the box that comes together with the filter.

never ever

ask reddit or your school principal

Yes, those butthurt Norwegians are still upset about being irrelevant

Who

yeah especially with gary "filthy kike" bettman calling the shots

weren't muzzin and kopitar playing? they probably brought in a ton of beaner fans

>canucks watch corrie
always gets me

WE DEM BOYS

It's more than I thought,

Lol, we are still part of the monarchy, sadly.

CBC = BBC

LMAO

BROKEN LEG MAN FINNA SCORE

ANOTHER ONE

YUROP

ALLAHU AKHBAR

HE DID IT
HE FUCKING DID IT
THE FUCKING MADMAN

they have a commercial like that where this dumb fucking girl is singing her lungs out and nearly kills herself but gets saved by that autostop system. Then afterwords she has that look that says "really makes you think".
russian commercials are pretty crazy too from what i remember

BTFO
T
F
O

>finally

WE THOSE LADZ.

STAMREADER

>Chara

Why doesn't he just retire?

THE CURSE IS OVER

STAMSCORE

FINALLY

>the city of chara

WE DEM BOOIIIS
>STAMBUST FINALLY SCORES

OOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

P U B L I X

He just still buthurt because we beat his country this year

>stamkos
>scores
ummmmm

Americans in awe of the Stamkos goal

KEK

Yeah, I'm going back to preseason hockey.

>Goodluck not canada

Real Team Europe
>Ovechkin-Malkin-Kuznetsov
>Kopitar-Hossa-Eriksson
>Plekanec-Tarasenko-Steen
>Sedin-Backstrom-Sedin
>Karlsson-Josi
>Chara-Hedman
>Ekman-Larsson-Kulikov
>Bobrovsky, Rinne, Halak

would this team beat Canada?

We are so nice we even let fucking stamclot score

I know europe probably won't win but please don't get BTFO too hard

>le old big man

>your face when you're a Canadian and you are the best hockey nation in the whole wide world

>my face when

TORONTO BTFO
>WE DIDN'T WANT HIM ANYWAY

>180 female Mexican hockey players
Colour me fucking impressed.

Maybe im a blots fan nigger

>Rinne

>it's another the bad guys win, even though the good guys seem to be playing better -episode

>world cup of hockey

What a boring shit

Do they play with sombreros in Mexico?

lmao why are Americans posting in this thread
>ZERO WINS

was gonna put Padquist, but figured Rinne, even though he was shit this tournament, was less memey

>mfw I realize I'm cheering for the same team as kippers

>this is who Americans support

why?

Not even close

>chara
>plekanec
>steen
>sedins
>kulikov
>rinne

Why did you put these shitters in? "representation" LMAO SJWs IN CHARGE OF SPORTS

Good guys always win you butthurt mongol

Kippers is a Nuck fan, shes irrelevant

>some people unironically think Trump won the debate

Really creates some synapses in my brain

>sadly
nuff o that paddy

(also corrie isn't bbc x)

Rinne is just generally not good anymore. Too many injuries.

you probably also have sex with the same black guys too

Maybe we enjoy hockey.

The us puts together a shit team and i cant watch hockey?

Because he will kick the Mexicans out

>people mad at Canada

this is literally all we have

You still butthurt because we beat your country ?

b-because there's like 100 players to pick from ;_;

WHAT

>we are still part of the monarchy
What the fuck are you talking about? You mean the Commonwealth?

>sadly
Yeah fuck off, Pierre.

reminder canada is boring as fuck and didn't make fun lines like putting stammer with crosby because that shitty tundra is boring as fuck

Go fix your teeth from your muslim dentist, you limey chav

Did it lose all its games in the World Cup of Hockey?

How do you kick 150 million people out?

No this is a Canada only thread

>malkin
>plekanec
>steen
>chara
>EKL
>rinne

No, that poop was actually worth something.

rude

(we're 10% whiter than you btw x)

so she's canada since 1993? that's kind of the point

you unironically don't? hillary literally had nothing to say but "you are racist, you started the birther thing"

trump should have attacked harder on the cyber segment though, like "well one soild step to increasing cyber security would be to stop insiders from getting emails intercepted by our enemies, and punishing them when they do", and then take a good long look at hillary

The bantz in this thread are so much better than devils/flyers or oilers/devils

>irish
>scots
>welsh

>white

couldn't be shoped now. could it?

Point a gun at them and tell them to get on the bus, then drive then out.

The Russia game was better than this shit

It's probably just a way to beat the heat
maybe the cartels don't go to the rinks

>good ol ontaria boys
>bad guys

probably use skates to cut heads off

Crosby can not seem to form chemistry with certain players. Not that you would understand the intricacies of this game, you smelly beaner

>he has computer...lester and certainly cyber is one of them

Trump is a JUST candidate

>zero wins
>three losses

bye

>implying that if the Canadian players in the league only played on canadian teams the US would be fucked

Congratulations to Steven Stamkos for finally scoring into an open net.

I think it's real.

You can only post in this thread if your country has more than one win or is the home country of pulju

well he specifically said during training camp that him and stammers would be an amazing pair together and that he always plays with bergeron since juniors so he wanted that to be a line BUT

not like canada knows anything about anything

Because Russia put up a fight. They wanted to win. Europe just flukes it's way here. No offense/defense worth shit. Halak is a hack

>150 million

More like 11 mil

Now THIS is autism.

>turn on the game
>its already 0-2
fuck this

We know not to go 0-3

And Trump did what Trump does: ramble on about irrelevant stuff and be as vague as possible about his ''plan''. The dude even bragged about avoiding to pay taxes. I mean Hillary was no saint either, but at least she kept her composure and even brought the bantz.

no, you can only post in this thread if >your team has won a stanley cup while you were alive

kek'd

who would win a legit team North America vs team Europe?

babcock was just mad he didn't go to the leafs, so he's punishing him by putting him out there with getzlaf

Fucking Chara you prick let Sekera carry the puck

I hate these Lieb Schrieber commercials. If you're going to use his voice, make more HBO 24/7's, not 30 second clips.

>2016
>Support a Jew
Trump > Shillery Clinton

>by canadians

>mfw Pulju somehow landed on >my team

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Apparently you don't understand this game enough. Crosby literally carries players into making the team because not everyone can think the game like him.
ovechkin lite will never be able to think the game like crosby
>0-3
Now fuck off sunbelt

Is it true that The Simpsons is banned in Brazil?

Edmonton commercials are weird, man.

ask the australians.

we'll find out in 2 years when bettman makes it happen
if it's actually team canada + kane, and they don't force diversity na would win
but they'll put a bunch of american shitters on to make it close

>we need to get tough on cyber warfare
>(after I finish encouraging Russian and its hired hackers to attack my opponent and her party)

Didn't Trump say he love Jews and support Israel? Ivanka married some Jew and has a Jewish baby too.

There's a reason why people like Canada more than the United States

How did Corey Perry not even get an invite in the first place? the guys is consistantly great for Canada

What did Jerkoff Carter ever do that was better than Perry

>Europe vs Canada
>Americans shitting up the thread with asspain and stupidity despite being eliminated weeks ago after winning ZERO games
Do they not get embarrassed or something?

the difference is trump uses jews to get rich, while jews use hillary to spread globalism

Autism: the post

Canadian TV is god-awful in general, besides Trailer Park Boys.

this is a slight truth. really canada is so deep you like to make a bunch of equal lines rather than any super god lines but everyone wants to watch a super god line when we know you're going to win anyway.

crosby is still going to lead in points but it would be so much more interesting to watch them make a legitimate top line with the options

you're really mad for no reason

play centre

WELL, Y'KNOW BOYZ...

>Kane-Krosby-Kessel

It's easy votes saying that
Ivanka is nothing but a show-girl for him
Clinton is literally a jew in disguise

Regardless, both candidates are horrible in their own way; it's picking whose the least horrible, which is scary in itself

There's one episode that got censored because brazilians were portrayed as monkeys and thieves (which is not a lie if you live in Rio de Janeiro).

Brazilian Fox is Simpsons 24/7

Trump is a clown desu

Reminder that there is an entire board for you chucklefucks to discuss politics and act like retards

DID SOMEONE SCREENCAP GRAPES HOLDING THAT NEWSPAPER?

Fuck off Cred Forums

even Armenia is more entertaining than yor circklejerk

(((People)))

Go Team Europe! It's just like Finland's there!

report them dumbass

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wat

Aha, just that one episode
Cheers

Nobody is mad just curious as to why you're posting here
>ZERO WINS

Is based Don gonna BTFO nigger lives matter fags again?

I think I heard Don say the word "cuckery" to describe the "Euros"

>sideways leaf-less canada

hockey game's over, it's trump time now

you guys have any rare pepes, aka KKK recruitment tools?

Kek

Go for a fast goal now. If not, play like Canadians.

Career ending blow to the head of Crosby would be nice. Get some goons out there.

THANK YOU.

>mcw (my celly when)

But Cred Forums is in full butthurt mode now. I thought it'd be fun, but all they do is serve you the same, boring pasta.

This is the first time Don hasnt shit all over europeans

>Norway being mean to Canafriends
why? ;__;

kek.

Carter is a centre. Perry is a winger.

Centres > wingers

Pfff, I get people hate Crosby
But a career ending injury? As much as I dislike him, he's pretty darn good, impressive to watch

This is my rarest!

It's all yours, my friend!

>Canucks pre-season game tonight

Gary Johnson is ur guy and vote
>on all 50 state ballets

not that u care

Red-pill to much for you libtard?

This is the first time Don hasnt shit all over himself

>cherry bring the heat on shitty hybrid icing

B
ABSOLUTELY
S
E
D

That's what you get from being nice to norges.

what newspaper is this?
Well it had to be some american since after Grapes showed it some weeks ago Europe BTFO USA

>3 cups

I'm good

I agree with Cherry. Auto icing is what I played in AAA.

Fuck, That was a dirty play by the americans. And the Euros call us dirty.

The Finns are bro. You are scum.

Is it true that Toronto is filled to the brim with Libtards?

Posting this for future use in international tournaments.

oh snap i didn't know that, awesome

Go to bed Trudeau

Yeah but perry > Carter

youtube.com/watch?v=NXhR41lsEJY

>google Gary Johnson
>first video I see of him

What did he mean by this?

if by lizards you mean chinks

because I obviously know more about your national team than your high school Cred Forums posting ass does.

guess what, I wasn't on the national team and you're clearly not on yours so >GREENPOST all you want. I played in college and you probably quit after high school.

sorry for trying to talk rather than just posting >1993 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S BEEN 23 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS AND THERE'S NO CHANCE IT'S HAPPENING THIS YEAR EITHER

HOLY FUCKING 1993 GOD FUCKING DAMN WHAT A GOOD CONVERSATION

I believe it was the Toronto Sun. pretty shitty of them to do, but oh well. that's why people only read the Star

;__; f-fine

Get for /HOC/

>right on the nose

i really wish bernie would run as a 3rd part and steal votes from hillary

course she'd probably have him killed if he tried

chill nigga

unintentional kek

Perry is a habitual choker

>blowing four straight 3-1 series leads at home

It's the Sun. They accomplished their goal by having it aired internationally.

If i was the editor, I would be smiling.

I haven't even read your posts cause I don't care about politics when I browse Cred Forums

if I want to talk about politics I simply visit Cred Forums but you shitters always have to spam outside of your own board

>nhl ever being envious of the cantpucks

Never give up dreaming Kippers

Why is Marchand so cocky right now?
he looks more cocky than couture which is saying something

wew lad
this asspain
Are you that arizona faggot?

Oh yeah, the day Canada BTFO of Cred Forums and stole their get in one fell swoop

>i refuse

FUCK

>toronto
>chinks

you mean smelly curryniggers, right?

Yes. All of the east is. That's why we now have the worst PM of all time because they have the most seats.

ZERO WINS HAHAHAHA

he a millionaire now

like when vince russo put the WCW Title belt on David Arquette and made the cover of USA Today

destroying your brand is worth it if you get some media attention

What makes Canada so good at hockey? Is it autism?

Why do Canadians try to be Europeans so hard? Stockholm syndrome?

>Stammer celly
>Fuck yeah, Bud!

We aren't all blacks and mexicans

so the US made this tournament and got swept in the first round?

what does that have to say about ZERO canadian teams even making the playoffs? god damn I can guarantee you're too young to have even seen a cucknada team lift a cup.

and the most recent one to lift it was actually France so fuck congrats you get to watch this while nobody cares

Woah... this is a really good image.

I am not a liberal, but Harper turned a surplus into a huge deficit. I voted against him. Hate me.

Depends what level of government.

Immigrants vote for a small municipal government (Rob Ford), white liberals downtown don't.

Immigrants and whites both vote trudeau.

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Autism caused from having nothing to do all winter

>ZERO WINS
Seriously why are you posting here?

Mackinnon looks so fat in that commercial.

>SEETHING

Cred Forums is being bombarded by reddit newfags, we are a board of peace, refugees seeking a better life.

Less obesity. I play hockey and i am a skinny alcoholic.

the WCoH website fucking sucks

it doesn't even list the stats of the game so far

>kids grow up with hockey and thus want to become NHLers
>cold climate leads to frozen ponds, perfect for skating
>not much competition from other countries
honestly, the last one is the most important. if USA, Russia, or Germany gave half as many shits as we do, I'm sure we'd be 4th at best

toronto's paper

Canadians are (useally) just reasonable
Most countries in Europe is nothing but cucks fingering themselves as they see people liking their politically correct statuses on Facebook; circle-jerking at its finest

He's a chunky boy

ZERO PLAYOFF TEAMS

now what

>and for naming your first porn "Patrice"

What did he mean by this?

so did i. and now the conservatives are forced to find a new, competent leader instead of the same asshole who wants to lock us up for downloading music and sell our rivers to china

feels good man

>Look mom! I posted the Stanley Cup argument again!

Im fat and black

Led by canadians.

That's what.

You are French, so half arabs.

First porn

Of course (((Cred Forumslution)))

now you pretend you don't care about hockey and we laugh you out of the thread
>ZERO WINS

>so the US made this tournament
more like they were appointed. they didn't win any qualifiers or anything, they just showed up

get out degenerate

If canadians are so good at hockey, why are all the canadian team franchises dumpster fires? Do canadians lack business sense or work ethic?
Honest question, I eagerly await your answer.

>Conn Smythe a Canadian

Only country that cares.

I'm a little worried some billionaire will fund inner city hockey and black americans take it over. Might be to intellectually demanding though.

harper got fucked by fracking and opec
nobody predicted oil going from 100 to 40

Amen. I hate your hockey team and the sedin sisters, but you get my respect from edmonton.

Not even being racist, but the reason less black people play hockey is because white people have shorter achilles tendons. That's why black people are faster runners, and white people are faster skaters.

Because they can just go to USA and have less media pressure and pay less in taxes and win with other canadians and also enjoy better weather

Most "american" franchises are ran by canadians
Your argument is as irrelevant as your country at hockey
>ZERO WINS

>most teams are owned by Canadians

Now what?

You Cred Forumsaphobic bigot, radical polacks are a small minority, they don't represent us. We are a board of peace, you need to be more accepting and tolerant.

>A league led by american money

We can't compete with that.

>laying in bed with some ginger snaps and water, watching hockey and browsing \hawk\
Who else /comfy/ here?

canadian dollar being so shit combined with overrated coaches, mentally deficient fans, and the worst media in sports.
too much pressure on players to succeed it kills their ability to develop.

lewd

>laffs
>in any position to talk shit
See you in december when the """rebuild""" didn't work again : ^)

>harper got fucked

By what? Oil was the highest price its ever been historically under his tenure as PM

i wonder if those pussies can get canada to fight a lot. then they might have a chance to win

parade was where? now what?

canada's best athletes leave the country to live and play a sport in America. glad you like pittsburgh winning this year as much as me

enjoy your tournament jews

Every team that has won a cup recently has gone through a shit period, last real exception is detroit

blackhawks and penguins were last in the league while they got high draft picks

Canadian teams are always pressured to be competitive, so they never tank and rebuild properly

America bad

>we
nah the board is a cancer

>>in any position to talk shit
???????????????

Even if all of team canada was thrown out of the game, there are enough good Canadian lads in the crowd to win the game

>lay in bed
>gf asleep on the one side
>kitter switches between sleep and watch-mode
>beer on nightstand

Pretty comfy here lad

gorey berry sugs

some dude on team EU looks like Frankenstein. just as fucking tall too

you couldn't even post a picture of somebody who wasn't from canada holding up the cup

65'' Tv HD
Tostitos Scoops
salsa
My Japanese wife on our anniversary

>/comf/

canadian players.

i welcome any elite canadians to my team and acknowledge their talent in international games

team europe literally is more successfull in a few days than the >laffs have been the last few years

what is the 08 recession

Dem Yuros are waking up lads

>posts a Canadian
Hahahahahaha
>ZERO WINS
why are you posting here?

Nice blog.

Thanks for your interest in our national sport, you are only embarrassing your self by hating on the majority of the players in the sport you support.

thanks hue

he's also from spooky eastern europe mountains

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Don't worry my mexican friend not all Canadians are limp wristed nu-male Torontonians

not really no. they've won nothing

it's not fun with you because I know you're just playing along

oh you said zero wins again blah blah 1993 blah blah
blah blah thanks for shipping your athletes here blah blah thanks for showing up to the parade with me

Americans need to be the centre of attention or else they get a bit sad

>Daugther laying up against my side, sleeping
>Beer on my left
>GF sleeping on the other side of my daugther
>Laptop on my legs
Lifes good indeed

Blacks have bad reflexes. I mean, none of them can dodge police officer shots when every other race can. I wonder why though.

Though, hockey is one of the most demanding game out there. Any big nig can be a linebacker, but only few people can actually play world caliber hockey. The NHL talent pool would be much better if we got rid of all the rinky dink market like Arizona and Carolina. Less spots for journeymen or checking lines means better hockey.

OH SHIT!

Europe won more nothings than the Laffs.

We don't have many mexicans in canada, you should see how bad our lawns look.

>TFW I don't have a mexican lawn slave

ESPN commentators talking shit about Europe's logo. This is why no one takes ESPN serious at anything. Stop being such fucking homers.

>ZERO WINS
Why are americans posting ITT? This thread is for Canadians and Europeans

>got a picture that will get me a bunch of (you)s, but waiting for the new thread for maximum use

delet pls

Well, they've gone to the finals on ACC ice. There at that.

Watch the edmonton stream.

youtube.com/watch?v=JUZIIFEGQK0&feature=youtu.be

>that humblebrag where I directed most of this thread to my city's stream

GOT EM
GOT EM
NEED EM

A French player, who was an average forward in the Swedish hockey league at 29, is playing in the world cup final at 31.

>advanced to the play-off stage in one try
>didn't lose first play-off game

When was the last time the laffs advanced in the play-offs?

Very shrewd business decision, fampai.

refpuck

>USA has as many wins as Canada has losses

It's been downhill for them yeh
Pretty cringey
Had to find another stream

TATAR
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Yurop is dominating tbqh

TATAR BACK AT IT AGAIN. WE GOT OURSELVES A GAME LADS

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!
Oh shit, we have a game still.

About time.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

T A R T A R S A U C E
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I am ok with this. Nice goal yurop.

would any team NA players make team canada? because they definitely would've made team USA and finland/sweden/czech would've definitely made team europe. this is pretty stacked for canada but fuck them

TATATATATATATATATATATARRRRRRRRRRRRR

North American solidarity hombre, you may be fucking leaves but your still better than yuropoors

That's what you get for sitting on THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>Tatar
Will the Wings actually have a go at the Playoffs this season?
They look weaker than ever, but Tatars' on fkn fire this tourny

>you ask question
>I reply
>you instantly insult Leafs for some reason
that obsession

>IT WAS AT THIS POINT CANADA KNEW, THEY FUCKED UP

Classic Canadian joke, coming through:

How do you know it's spring?

[spoiler]The Leafs are out.[/spoiler]

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Meme it up again

SCAAAAR

Thanks user.

>burns

>BUURRNNNNN!!!!
saw that working out. nice

kek

go away reddit

faggot

nathan mackinnon is going to the olympics with canada in a few years. its basically a sure thing.

Kopitar would, Josi maybe.

Cool. Maybe they'll stop coasting now and start dominating like they should have been the whole time.
>inb4 kippers says pull Price

The American NA players were good enough to make USA but probably only Eichel would have been chosen because Team USA management is so retarded. And I can only safely say Eichel would because there was an article when they were making the rules months ago that said Lombardi asked for an exception with him.

Thanks americabro.

>you insult the >laffs for some reason

nigga, the whole argiment was about toronto/>laffs to start with
laffers can't even argument

>tatar's two foot tip

hawt

I seriously, seriously hate Amy Schumer
I hate her with a fiery passion

Ryan Murray or Morgan Rielly might make it as left shooting d
Nathan MacKinnon

i hate price so much

I got you. Peace from edmonton. Go canada!

so glad we got a canada/europe final

>not getting the joke at all
Just get out

>can't even argument
It's getting late in Austria too I see

honestly europe isnt playing that bad. the board play is great they just need to stop the canadian breakaways and get some shots on price.

The two mc's
Possibly ekblad

yeah I doubt they would've put him in this year though because of recent success and muh chemistry

reading comprehension

I think if they were able to go with some speed youths then they would've put in kessel and we could've had a fast second line that would've been good. fuckin remember the kane kessel line in the olympics?

she is ''overhated'', she is not that bad

Ekblad really isn't that good

How is Carey "Glass Knee" Price not injured yet?
ffs

Yup, that was interference. Shit. I am sure there will be a penalty against canada soon.

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@71533872
>tf
>tp
go away

>kopitar on yurop
>doughty on leaves
i cant choose m8s

>they're not playing bad, they just need to start playing good

American hockey knowledge, everyone.

t. triggered laffs fan

indian medicine

his mum is a chief, probably had a shaman do something

Did you watch The Emmys this year?
Cringey cunt trying so fkn hard to get recognizition

New

choose a better team, stinky smelly

Cheer Oilers.

true that
3.30 a.m. here

:c

That explains a lot
Thank you mr leaf

youre a bit retarded arent you?

Are you, by any means, new?

7:1

Guys, the World Cup is rigged to draw Canadian fans toward American teams. Look at this, team USA get's sabotaged by team North America, splitting up good US talent. Then this $200m team hasn't lost an international game in 6 years or something crazy. And MOST of the Canadian players play on American teams.
This tournament is rigged for Canada to sweep it, and for Canadian fans to buy US team jerseys, and follow their favourite Canadian player on AMERICAN TEAMS.
CANADA SWEEPING THE WORLD CUP IS BETTMAN'S LAST PIECE IN HIS GOAL OF FULLY AMERICANIZING HOCKEY, AND AMERICANIZING CANADIANS.
BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP! HOCKEY IS CANADA'S GAME!