Seattle Mariners vs. Houston Astros game thread

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damn it

Fuck's sake

felix pls

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its still doable.

Kings court closed down when?

w-when he retires with a ring

>Jesus Sucre is batting .500

What a time to be alive

yay a lead off

Why must Felix suck so bad in high pressure games? Aside from that game last week vs Toronto and the finale in 2014, he has been awful whenever there is big crowds for important games throughout the season.

>Jesus Sucre is now batting OVER .500

2016 AL MVP to be honest in my opinion family

keep it up

AOKI DID SOMETHING AMAZING!

AOKI

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One kinda shitty inning so far doesn't mean it's going to be a bad start for him, be optimistic pal :^)

also hell yeah seaweed man

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

RUN COUNTS

Oh, Aoki ;_:

Crap. still got the lead at least

We got the run, and Cano leads off next inning.

I like those odds.

fuckin astros i hope we get blownout FUUUUUUK

go Ms

sup, peanut butters

great inning

hello m8, how we doing tonight

king in broken ;_:

Take my energy Cano

rip. i havnt watched the last few games, is diaz still goat?

no, Diaz fucked up yesterday with a blown save.

We barely won thanks to a Cano dinger

Felix training with Jamie Moyer in a secluded monastery on top of mountain to learn the art of pitching good without being able to throw fast when

Blew the save last night and his velocity and command both seem off lately

pretty good cruz

>We barely won thanks to a Cano dinger
glad hes still rockin

>his velocity and command both seem off lately
well thats no good.

these last games should be fun

>miss 2 innings cuz of school
Absolutely deplorable 2bh

Felix has sucked in the 1st but he usually gets it together. ALL ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPT

POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

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Is this the thread of non playoff teams playing each other?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

LIND

hit it deep, lind

YES

>LIND
Acta should not have sent Cruz

speak for yourself, Chile

m's still have a shot

fuck off tripfag

>Acta should not have sent Cruz
You're not wrong but hey, it worked

martin didn't like that call

but i just got back

dont hit the players, felix

Give Felix your strength guys

\o/

kill, eventually ex-wife and kill

\o/

way too close for comfort there

\0/

get the out

DP DP

worried for a second

Sexy DP action

need the indians to step up

>cleaveland

I know

I see you marte

both these pitchers are take the piss

I want a dinger, cruz

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Felix is cruising, thank you jesus

and the fielders are doing their jobs

Yeah, standard Felix

TY Based Felix

lind is having a good game so far

He took off the blue camo arm sleeve

>risp

altuve is so frustrating to play against

don't fall asleep now m's

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>not O'Malley starting
Servais why

damn

DO YOUR DAMN JOB DICK

Fuck marte what the hell

Trade for Cozart when

>farte

HAHAHAHA LESGO 'STROS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG

there goes the lead

>LIND

FUCK OFF

I thought Bregman was done for the season. That was surprising.

Thanks marte

Fucking piece of shit. Get rid of your hero syndrome.

how do you screw that up

>Marte
>Lind

I can't wait for them to be gone

>Lind
>Marte

Unsurprising that these two are the most likely to be replaced in the offseason

Looks pretty out to me

fuck marte

I really hate this team sometimes.
Marte this is all your fucking fault.

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I AM SEETHING

if we cuck the Ms out of the playoff i will shit my diaper

Cursed.

Too much gay sin in Seattle.

Seasons over bros

FELIX

>Marte
6 runs
All his fucking fault
Oh my god.

PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >QUEEN FELIX

I am now convinced God is punishing us

back to work

good inning my dudes

God isn't real, bro.

2001 proved that

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The m's will come back.

Believe.

make up for your screw up, marte

>give up 5 runs because errors

way to go cano

Cano is playing his heart out, I love that man

another risp

all for nothing :^) we'll score another 3 this inning, goodnight Ms

What a pathetic at bat by Cruz

Unbelievable. Fuck this team and fuck shitty ass liberal sinful Seattle

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see you retarded hick

I bet Nolan Ryan heckles the shit out of Nelson Cruz

2 innings to score 4 runs.

Being a Mariners fan is suffering

every year its seems they are just a few wins short of a playoff spot

It feels hopeless

Coming from a Houston sports fan, you don't know suffering. At least you have the shehawks

Were both going to end up on the outside looking in, lletting the Anglels come back in the 8th and 9th inning, two nights in a row fucked us.

That 2nd super bowl is enough suffering for Seahawk fans, imagine they wake up every other day asking why didn't they just run the ball.

Sorry about JJ

I feel you bro . Own them all season just to bite us in the ass when it counts

>NBA team that actually one a championship got relocated after 41 years of history.
>First MLB team was relocated after one season
>Second MLB team had a 18 year playoff drought for its first 18 years of existense, followed by brief success, and is currently on a 14 year playoff drought.
>The entire 90's for the Seahawks
>UW football went 0-12, UW basketball hasn't been to March Madness in years.

fuck you, YOU don't know true suffering. I didn't even mention super bowl 49 either.

Dubs and Mariners comeback

its time to believe

Wait a minute, what? You put Vogelbach in for Aoki?? Wtf Servais?

GG Stros. We're in must win everything mode... not good

Lind DFA'd when

gg astros

things look bleak

>NBA team hasn't been close to competing for a ring since losing on a last second shot in 1997
>The entire Oilers tenure in Houston, wasting the careers of Earl Campbell and Warren Moon
>The entire Texans tenure in the NFL
>MLB team been to the World Series once in 55 years, only to be swept.
>Three consecutive years of 100 losses, culminating in a scandal where another team leaked your trade information to Deadspin, of all websites.

Thank God Houston had Olajuwon, Bagwell, and Biggio, otherwise we might be closer to Cleveland than any other major city in the USA.

'stros reached the ws once and got swept. rockets have been trash since the 90s. texans are shit. be happy you have the seahawks, they have an actual chance this year if they stay healthy

>Astros rape faggot Mariners
>Cowboys rape faggot Shehawks

lmao why do my teams always BTFO Seattle?

I would just like to point out something.
There has been 5 separate occasions this season where the Mariner's were 10 games over .500.

The first time was on May 25th. After this, they got swept by the fucking Twins and proceeded to have their terrible June which made them irrelevant.

The Second (and third) Was August 20th, following their red hot first half of august. The day after this, The Mariners collapsed against the brewers, and since then the rest of their August was cold as ice. (They did get back to 10 over for one day after that brewers collapse, then the august went to shit, therefore the second and third)

The Fourth time was on September 14th. After sweeping Oakland and the Angels, they proceeded to lose series against the astros and Blue Jays, likely destroying their playoff chances.

Then, on September 26th they get back to 10 over .500, only to melt down against the Astros the next game in the 6th inning.

The season is over bros.
Every time the Mariners get to 10 over they get cold.
Fuck.

you from houston? i want to murder every cowboys fan in this city, fucking beaners

Pretty sure the Seahawks won both the last regular season meeting and playoff meeting against the Cowboys