/heem/: bobby green falling from the sky edition

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News:

>Weidman-Romero official
mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13072276/chris-weidman-vs-yoel-romero-announced-for-ufc-205

>Roy Nelson found dead in home
mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13075000/dana-white-roy-nelson-needs-to-be-buried-for-kicking-big-john-mccarthy

>Another Titan FC champ to UFC?
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/titan-fc-champ-andre-harrison-ready-for-next-challenge-and-next-paycheck-at-sports-highest-level

>Ruslan Magomedov popped
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twitter.com/MaydayMcDonald/status/780971874473828352
youtube.com/watch?v=sqzDSrR4L4w
thezog.info/list-summaries/
jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/jewishsupremacism.pdf
instagram.com/p/BK4p74zD8vh/
champions.co/p/dan-henderson-backstage-brawls-miss-pride/4106829
youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
youtu.be/ZOc1LkgiF3k?t=6m58s
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=128863411
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._cities_with_large_Irish-American_populations
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Schaub

What's Eddie's favourite strike?

Conor wants that big boy belt now

Like how your little bro wanted to play with the big boys but he's just a little boy with a little boy belt.

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"ha ha who's jeremy stephens right guise?? haha conor is king of bantz"

REAL NEW

>le ebin thread war
fuck off m8

autism?

kys leaf

I'm sorry man, your boy's just going to be a meme for now

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THOUGH YOU HAD A TITLE SHOT KHABOY AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Link it better idiot, this is why we get multiple threads

what 205 is missing

Man I really hope MJ ends the Khabib meme once and for all. I think khabib is gonna be rusty and slow and MJ is gonna be sharp and fast.

This is the real who desu

That dudes sucks.

fucking this, him vs Cub or Yair would have been a GOAT undercard

one apparently isn't enough when /heem/ is fast
two links usually seems to suffice, but
this isn't why we had multiple threads in the past

brunson-whittaker
who wins

I didnt ee the subject and didnt recognzie the dude but then I did read the subject and I realized its from 199 when he dove into the cage.

I wish he didnt fight like a moron in that fight. I like Dustin but I like Bobby G too. I wanna see him do well, not get heemed cause he was fighting with his hands down.

We get multiple because of mentally ill Canadian

He is my boy and you will take that back you fucking leaf

Whittaker by having the wherewithal to exploit the openings exposed as Brunson pressures forward and opens up.

/heem/'s based Canadian posters >>>>>> Amerispergs

he was really emotional during and leading up to that fight, I imagine he's learned to not fight angry like that after getting heemed
he was scheduled to fight Joshua Burkman on the next card, but got injured

The point is that Aldo had his rematch and ran away from it. Besides, Goobs and Nate fought at catchweight because Nate couldn't make weight, so Aldo and Goobs could have as well.

Green fights like a moron most of the time though. Getting hit and making a big show of shrugging it off, but never properly returning fire. Poirier just cashed in all the built up karma.

If Khabib wins he'll have a recent high profile win, far stronger case for a title shot

Being a fanboy for another poster is without exaggeration the lowest form of life that's possible

C O O K I E
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Do you get any real human interaction?

Was he gonna cry? Looked like it

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

Full belly.

Fuuull belly.

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

loved that 80s catholic school look

NEW THREAD (WITH NO BULLYING)

fuck off autist, stop this thread war shit

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Jeremy Stephens

>tfw conor made karolina laugh
>tfw you will never make her laugh

frankduffyfitness
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>Aldo considering leaving MMA
Is it commending that he's moving on or pathetic that he doesn't want to wait around for the chance to fight Conor again

>REMINDER
If you shit on a fighter for wanting the rematch he rightly earned you are a casual faggot.

>But muh revenue!
>Muh PPV buys!

No, you are a faggot. The UFC is doing a disservice not only to Aldo but the entire 145 division with these antics.

commendable*

fuck me id do anything to relive the meme magic of that night

woodley

At this point though it should be clear that there's no way McGregor takes the Aldo rematch at 145. So what could be done then? Should Aldo move up to 155 to "chase" McGregor? Or remain at 145 with his interim title for the next decade until the UFC finally officially strips Conor and Aldo is once again the official title holder?

nate marquardt

Dana should have just been straight with Aldo and told him that he wasn't going to be fighting Conor this year.

Imagine being Eddie. Scrapping by to pay your bills and you finally get to fight for over 40k.

Gooby blessing all the unfortunate low lifes.

He has no heart, he shouldn't have lost in the first place, if he really wanted to redeem his loss against Conor he would go up to 155 and challenge him there. Unless Aldo makes it interesting for him Conor will always take the more lucrative fights and I don't blame him for it. Conor is trying to make lots of money fast and then retire early, which is smart.

lmao nobody cares about this mostly Jeremy Stephens card in a few days

So it seems like Lelbib somehow sneaked into the card. What's the step of his plan?

>so passive aggressive you stop replying directly to me, the guy picking apart your shit logic, to instead run away to your soap box and address everybody with the casual meme

>Aldo has no heart

Mac should just defend. Skelly weight or not.

If he can't they should strip him.

It's pretty simple.

They won't strip him because the "champ vs champ" angle they've been working since the RDA pull out is worth many dollars and the WME group cares about one thing and that's revenue.

How many lunches has Conor packed?

karolina bless

t.196er

Why do you hate your fellow country man so badly?

Come on man he stepped up to fight rather than sit on the sidelines for a shot
Give credit where its due

>can't get the fight you want so you retire from the entire sport
that's pretty goofy. also he's been cheating his whole career so i really feel little respect for him

That was my first comment in the thread you delicate flower.

Who the fuck are you?
Retard.

Are those two fake phonies heem?

Who's your favorite Russian fighter

I would guess it's Maribek Taisumov

>nate uses emojis
>chose to add three gun emojis to his tweet to make it more threatening
2016 everyone

Dana hates aldo

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who's your boy?

Idk if i could hate someone more than Nate Diaz

I hope Johnson heems Kabomb in da first

Why the fuck do you guys care about how much money a fighter makes?? Its kinda weird to be honest

Alvarez is already fucking rattled, didnt he learn anything from conors previous opponents?

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Because they're living vicariously through him.

Check out the MMA fighting comment section on Aldo.

Complete tweenage cancer.

Johnson's speed and generally good instincts on counter punching make it interesting. Khabib has to be very wary of stepping into the hot zone and getting clipped.

It's Vlad Putin

Anything to justify shit

damn bro u rly got me good, I cud hav sworn u were that butthurt canadian that was mad about le 13 second man not getting his rematch, despite being offered it months ago

my bad dawg

Lads, who is the GOAT of animal MMA?

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>Its kinda weird to be honest
I would respect you more if you just said you don't like Conor

Don't worry, you're mentally handicapped so it's not your fault.

It's a justice thing. Almost all animals with a basic intelligence have a justice nerve that flares up when they see unfair things. They've done experiments on monkeys where a human adult will take a tasty treat from a human child and offer it to the monkey while the child looks upset. The monkeys get extremely upset. Same experiment can be done with dogs too.

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Is this right?

>calling something you don't like "cancer"
Outing yourself as underage there.

Depends on if it's openweight or we're bringing weightclasses in.

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>being offended at being called cancer
I have warts older than most of the posters on /heem/ goof.

I honestly don't think Overeem can take da leff and

lol no

You're getting very defensive here

I would love to see Reem tie conor up and fire full power knees through his skull, the leff'an has nothing on that

Won't mean dick when he's getting mauled against the fence and on the ground

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Just laying out the facts there my wee cancer patient.

One love.

I'm sure the fight would go down with both of them running in the octagon

True. It's more of a puncher's chance than anything, but let's not forgetti that Khabib was getting hit by Horcher.

overeem is a hw

he'd walk though conor take him down and sit on him 1minute tops

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The eternally butthurt mountie doesn't need to defend his autism to anybody here. Sod off, kid.

>"who da fook is dat"

vs

"yew'll dew fookin nutin"

who wins

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We need to be honest and forthright individuals if we hope to achieve tranquility. Snark and condescension is not conducive to this, it is the product of a negative mind. I'm worried that you're unhappy.

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will good prevail over evil?

desu they should just compete in a 100m dash

>Being this choked about being called "tweenage cancer".
>Literally crying and trying to appeal after being a little bitch.
How beta can you be?

Apply yourself my man, that was embarrassing.

R A C I S T
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>caucasians
>russians

I take it you disagree with the viewpoint presented then

>tfw the second fight of UFC 205 is Good vs Muhammad

muhammad is a boy tier fighter though desu

how can tyrun even compete?

>Apply yourself my man.

>Good vs Muhammad.
>Good vs Evil.
I wonder if they did that on purpose.

who da fook is that?!?!?!?

wonderboy is bonna KTFO woodley

Eddie Alvarez @Ealvarezfight
Late night session w da best after an Eventful day at the office #ufc205 #inshades # eafight #phillyfighter
twitter.com/Ealvarezfight/status/780966523951280128

Why is his dad taking a picture of his back?

probably a video of the crowd

hey heem why does Woodley hate Wonderboy so much?

Old news, but of all time? fedor emelianenko

How far is mcgregor's cock in dana's ass?

I honestly think Woodley is bullshitting about not liking him, he can't even come up with an excuse

He's white and tyrone is racist.

But he doesn't, he shook his hand. You heemturd casuals are the ones trying to turn this into a race beef issue.

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Woodley stated he wanted big money fights - GSP and all that - but instead he's been given an extremely tough fight against a fighter who isn't a powerful draw. On the upside, he's gotten onto UFC 205 so he'll still make bank off it.

"I don't respect him as a man"
"m-muh fake humility and sheet"
- Tyrone

>yes i'm herb dean best refere of some year and i can confirm i didn't see anything illegal

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Exhibit A.

post your reaction when eddie wrestlefucks conner for 3 rounds, gassing the little manlet before heeming him senseless

He's one of the biggest threats to his title. Subconscious fear can lead to resentment.

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Herb was yelling at him about his fingers the whole time and warned him between rounds that he knew what he was doing.

Except you're acting like it came out of nowhere because "muh raciss", it didn't. It came from his own mouth.

I'm just gonna start betting on the people I want to lose. Big money going on conor, wonderboy, and rashad.

Reminds me of the Siver "There's No Need To Be Upset" image macro

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>m-muh fake humility and sheet

source: your crusty fat arse

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Latest additions to EA UFC 2. Can you guess who they are?

In all honesty... I'm worried about Conor, /heem/. He got wrestlefucked by manlets before. But they were so small he was usually able to just stand himself up eventually, or laugh at their little fists trying to hurt him until the bell rang.

But now, this is a Big Boy title fight. Eddie is much heavier than the other wrestlers Conor has fought. Somebody, please reassure me because I'm literally shaking right now.

>mfw gooby literally retired aldo

has any one man ever been so completely psychologically destroyed in the history of sport?

What's more fun /heem/

An unexpected knockout?
or
An unexpected flashy submission

just read the twitter beef between uriah and holy war angel, dat nigga is salty as fuck

have faith in the mewvment lad

Left is Jimmi Rivera cause of that tat awful face model
Middle is Jake Matthews
Right is Krylov

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Who /GreatWhiteHope/ here?

SHAKEN
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Noice

>mfw you're the Tyron fan but I watched the MMA hour interview but you didn't

This clearly isn't the same Hendricks who beat up GSP

A knockdown into submission, a la Tito / Bader.

yeah that hendricks tapped in the first round

So where does the race issue come in exactly?

reporting in

Are you fucking retarded? You said it was a race issue not me.

>Are you fucking retarded?

Ditto. You need to go back to school and learn how to read. I said that it's heemturds who are turning this fight into a race beef issue and then you quote a bunch of quotes that have nothing to do with race to me, so again, I ask you where the race issue comes from between Woodley and Thompson if not for you turds creating one to self insert to?

will goobz even have any belts come december?

All you had to say was "yes, I'm fucking retarded"

Please let us be peaceful

Diversity and unity is beautiful

Not division

You can't lose a belt you never defend :^)

>No argument

Of course you don't cause you realized you've backed yourself into a corner for being so mind numbingly stupid.

Will Aldo even have any employment come December?

Everything you said you made up in your head dude.

Tyrone is literally racist though.

He hates white people.

Canuck begone.

Tyrone can't even look at CM Punk because his alabaster skin is the same as those who enslaved his people when they came to America.

Did you score a 100 on the reading section of the SAT? Someone even quoted out the thread for you. Go back and read it again troglodyte.

"I hate white people" Tyrun 'didnt do nuffin" Wouldle

What are some worst case scenarios?

>Alvarez wins
>Woodley wins
>Weidman breaks his neck again and is replaced by some can
>Cerrone loses somehow
>Frankie gets Aldo'd
>The blood goblin butchers KK's face so bad she becomes unrecognisable

Any worse scenario possible?

see, he's literally racist.

now stfu nig

Maybe calm down and do that yourself. You are clearly suffering from an irrational emotional breakdown

Tyrone can't even respect wonderboy as a man because he knows everything he has is merely the result of his skin pigmentation and natural privilege.

They all crash on the plane over to NY

source ?

>Alvarez injured in training
>Johnson injured in training
>Khabib moved into main event vs Gooby
>25 minutes of ragdolling

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>Where does the race issue come from between Thompson and Woodley
>Hurr you're retarded

Hopeless cause. Failure at life.

Mcgregor wins

twitter.com/MaydayMcDonald/status/780971874473828352

wonderboy just scares people

numerous reasons behind it

Ah, Jesus fucking Christ, Bulgaria.

That's downright morbid, lad.

>Johnson will get sambo spammed for 3 rounds instead of finishing the meme

crackers at it again

What excuses will pasty skinned gringos have after a first round KO finish of wonderpedo?

>Wonderwoman would win 9 times out of 10
>Early stoppage
>Crooked ref
>Lucky punch
>If it kept going longer he would have won
>He was winning until he was losing

His mouth?

Here we see Tyrone at a popular restaurant with the propreiter. What isn't recorded is the fact that Tyrone refused to put his arm around the mans shoulders. He said it was because he's white and his business was built on a african american heritage burial ground that was exhumed so he could drop the foundations.

damn that was racist af, Jose

bruh, you made that up. Someone asked why Woodley hates Wonderboy and you sperged out, I told you what Woodley has said about Wonderboy and you sperged out again. You're a retard.

Did he take the belt to lunch with him?

Imagine being such a hopeless failure you can't read text that's right in front of you.

Of course.

He's a proud man of afro american heritage so he carries his hard won doubloons on his person at all times.

can tyrun survive r1?

Is this Adan or the Canadian sperg OP? Hard to tell at this point.

Fucking hell, lads.

I'm way too emotionally invested in this event. I don't think I'll watch it live, there's too much Boyhoodâ„¢ involved for me.

I think I'll read the results the following day and watch the event then.

Round 1 is gonna be very interesting. Let's not forget, Wonderboy got clipped by Jake early, and Tyron's probably going to try something similar

I think it's interesting that the UFC institutions which Bobby Green works for now are owned by the same ethnic group from the middle east that also controlled the transatlantic slave trade as is shown in this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=sqzDSrR4L4w

same group of middle eastern people also controlls the media as is documented on this list:

thezog.info/list-summaries/

Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/jewishsupremacism.pdf

When will they learn?

Not
>Tyrone at the gym with wondermeme
Missed an opportunity.

yep, and probably get countered stepping in if wonderboy is ready for it, especially if woodley is injured

remember wonderboy opened with a meme kick with hendricks

Tyron is the manlet so it doesnt really work

>>/fit/

>emotionally unstable

I figure Cred Forums has a 60 IQ prerequisite yeh?

>mfw I call the janitor a bad name he bans me again

It's gonna be a good one to watch. Tyron's slight stutter steps from edge of pocket as he moves into range for his haymakers can make predicting his timing a bit tricky.

>failed 4th grade reading

>Armchair analysts.
You shouldn't talk about fighting if you literally have no clue you dumb wallaby.

yeah he has a legitimate puncher's chance, I expect wonderboy to pressure him early into making mistakes

I'm hoping so too. I love the way Wonderboy fights.

who's the modern emelianenko?

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>can't get the fight you want so you retire from the entire sport

Who crushes cans and participates in rigged fights? Whoever it is, is the new Fedor.

sauce?

champions.co/p/dan-henderson-backstage-brawls-miss-pride/4106829

OH!
OH!

I CAN ANSWER THAT ONE!

>Who is a modern overhyped can crusher who got / who will get exposed when facing real competition and will go down in history as a "GOAT" ONLY and EXCLUSIVELY to casuals

KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV!

Is that you Judo Coach?

Give me things to .webm-ize.

There's that condescension and snark again. Is it not better to correct someone, than to just whine about them sharing their thoughts?

How would Conor do against an opponent with blacksplosion?

what the FUCK is up with eddie's beard

unconscious

>le fights once every other year man

Let this be a lesson to us all, sambo will destroy your body.

UFC is just pathetic these days.
Who the fuck can even possibly care any more? It's the Conor show.

*Revs up casuals*

tyron bless

>literally only the conor show because more people care than ever before
???

Right? The way he looks sometimes, seems like he'd be at home in Dagestan.

>Alvarez wrestlefucks Conor
>Khabib wrestlefucks Johnson
>Garbrandt gets lucky and catches Cruz in an exchange, dropping him and winning a GnP heem

Thanks man

Great year

>Garbrandt gets lucky and catches Cruz in an exchange, dropping him and winning a GnP heem
NO

Oh sure it keeps the casuals real happy but the UFC used to somewhat resemble a sport at one point you know? You used to be able to call champions the best in the world and stuff? Remember that? I doubt it.

>somebody *that* white
>beating blacksplosion

Not going to happen. This applies to Wondermeme, too. Keep in mind, blacksplosion is the most dangerous art in MMA and the blacksplosion pracitioner receives +15 bonus to striking speed and power when fighting a white opponent with blond hair.

What are McGregors and Alvarezs payouts going to be?

Cruz is my boy too, but seeing Spain sperg out about it would ever so slightly ease my pain

He can't remember it cause he's barely been watching a year

>if training smart was easy
>i'd fight more often

I will never forget the night Joe "whitest kid u know" Lauzon dropped and subbed Melvin "blacksplosion" Guillard

>wrestlefucks

why don't you just watching boxing

rory destroyed shit-tier striking wouldle

reminder blacksplosion is a meme

I just dislike that faggot and the casuals like who dickride him.

Literally only casuals look at a 23-0 record with one (1) significant victory and think "GOAT". They instantly expose themselves and the little knowledge of the sport they have when they tell me "I hank Khabib".

Whats he thinking about?

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watch**

I will never forget the day Anthony "4/1 underdog" Johnson dropped and TKO'd Gustaffson...in Sweden!

I never claimed wrestlefucking someone was a bad thing

>200 posts early
Someone escort Canada off the stage

>Wanting your "boy" to get KTFO because someone made your feelings hurt on the internet

You must be a well adjusted individual with lots of friends and who isn't a virgin, right?

>UFC used to somewhat resemble a sport at one point you know

oh look nostalgia for what never was

UFC has been money over merit since the beginning r-tard

all these fucking people coming out of the woodwork crying about "muh pure sport"

it's not a heem general

If you want to make a waifu general you can head on over to

the best was how Gus' corner yelled out to throw a certain strike IN ENGLISH, Gus did it and got slept by it

lesson being

Don't
Trust
Anybody

Would anyone else be legit bummed if Aldo retires over this?

He's such an exciting likeable fighter and it feels like hes getting shafted

right

>heem
>general
go headbutt a railroad spike

Can you imagine what would happen if Faber KO'd Cruz with that upkick?

Other than Khabib and Jon Jones, which other fighters are literally unbeatable in the UFC?

i would replace "exciting and likable" with "talented and unassuming"

he can fight pettis like he always wanted

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To me, Cruz represents the final product of the WEC 135 pressure cooker, where so many distinct and unique styles came together and duked it out - Miguel Torres, Benavidez, Wineland, Bowles, and Cruz at the end of it. An organisation dies twice; once when it stops running shows, second when all its best fighters retire. WEC Never Die, Cruz and DJ carrying the torch still. RIP Bendo, Pettis, Aldo

I do want Khabib and Alvarez to win, but I don't want Cruz to lose at all. I'm just saying I would be able to find some bright side to the situation in your reaction to it.

Yea, it's wild that his corner goofed him on that one.

Rumble is a scary dude though, I felt like if he landed on gus he'd be in trable.

The Chris 2.0

On the hottest streak of Melvin's career, no less. Both of MMA's most prominent Melvins have crazy knockout power and questionable chins, isn't that poetry or what?

the trick is to be injured or suspended long enough that you don't have to fight nearly as frequently as everyone else going through the meat grinder

Pretty sure he lost to Rockhold by TKO last December

It's an extremely shitty way to lose a champion and top fighter.

I didn't care when Rory jumped, at least he's still fighting. But if Aldo straight out retires it's honestly a blemish on the 145 division and hurts the sport.

I mean the 145 title is already a joke. It'll just get worse.

Aldo never recaptured his WEC days, his UFC fights tend to look like the more boring kickboxing bouts. I don't dislike him as a fighter but it wouldn't bother me much.

Didn't Lewk's corner call for the jab too? Then he throw that overeager step in jab and pulled back in a straight line, setting himself up to get goofed into the history books.

>Excuses

>I do want Khabib and Alvarez to win
Wanna know how you're not a successful White man who is well adjusted, has lost his virginity and has friends?

Plus, I'm betting 50 euros on Alvarez for the fuck of it anyway. Same with Woodley.

Either way I win.

Luke was intentionally fighting with his chin high and hands down to disrespect Bisping. Paid for it hard. When he got knocked down the first time he shouldn't have gotten up right away either.

I like Cruz a lot and I know one day he is going to lose but honestly I'm okay with anyone doing it other than Cody. Aljo, linecker, Dodson, all of these would be livable defeats. But that cocky hipster tattoo duck boy garbrant... If he ends up beating Cruz.... Just please god not him

khabib's faced one top 10 guy in the past ... 4 years? (actually his whole career)

how many has donald cerrone faced?

>spain has come to his senses
>betting against goober

smartest post from your end in a while

>2.0

Do you think Conor beats Eddie?

Eddie is very hittable and he brawls in the pocket while Conor has dat left and good footwork/counter punching.
I feel it's pretty even.

Question mark being eddie's wrestling which I've never been terribly impressed by.

Keep in mind while blacks may have high offensive power, their chins are fragile as fuck. Nothing Conor can't overcome.

Khabib and Tony Ferguson have fought the same caliber of opponents but you wouldn't know this cause you're a casual.

>how many has donald cerrone faced?

That's a good question. He's the biggest stat padder in all of UFC but he gets the admiration of casuals like you.

Lost to Pettis
Lost to RDA twice
Lost to Benson Henderson twice
Lost to Nate

Only top 10 wins he has are against a debuting Alvarez and Barboza who has ever since improved a lot.

>Question mark being eddie's wrestling which I've never been terribly impressed by.

yeah conner's TDD is top notch, he probably doesn't even have to worry about it at all honestly

>conner's TDD is top notch

Utter

utter

sides

dog how bout you fucking leave /heem/ forever until you think of a better response than

>you fucking casual

jesus christ you're pathetic

>yeah conner's TDD is top notch
If you're basing that on McGregor/Diaz 2... Nate's terrible at takedowns.

Is he getting his dick sucked?

Did I blow you out too hard?

Shut your fookin mouth.

It's not Eddie's wrestling which worries me the most in the fight, believe it or not. The guy can throw a haymaker. His fights with Michael Chandler were some of the best I've seen in Bellator.

If Conor goes in the way he did against Nate in the first fight he's gonna get steamrolled no question. He needs to do what he did in the second fight against Nate, slip and counter-punch. There's no way Alvarez's chin is as durable as Nate's.

khabib and ferg have faced the same competition casual

He also beat Barboza in a dishonourable manner; by jabbing him while he was blinking - this goes against the Bushido code which all cagefighters should adhere to.

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>conor has fought more top ten fighters in the past 2 years than khabib will in his entire career

yeah you got me

>inb4 casual casual casual i defend a stupid dagestani who can't stay healthy and most recently fought a IT cubicle nerd

Yea, people point at Mendes taking him down but Mendes is elite and I think he's craftier with the takedowns than eddie is.

I'm having a serious hard time picking Eddie. I feel like if Conor lands with any frequency it's going to be a very short night for the philly.

Actually i take that back, when he beat Alvarez he wasn't in the top 10.

Horcher was 12-1 before coming to the UFC, and Khabib had just come off of a 2 year layoff, to be fair. When he bedraggled off some of his rust and got Horcher on the ground the first time, the fight was basically over.

>Shut your fookin mouth.

No real option, you will sperg endlessly otherwise, top kek

How did Eddie do on bantz guys? I feel like he is trying to be like Nate except it didn't work in his favor. Same with Jeremy Stephens

Hm that's a good assesment I'd agree that being caught in a brawl is exactly what Conor doesn't want.

But in Nate 1 he has prepared for RDA which is all pressure, I think he'll be light on his feet for this one.

conor wasn't even trying to defend chad's shit as the fight went on, he showed complete disdain for chad's entire arsenal

>That guy calling him out at the end
>Shook

>dagestani

Seems you're too emotionally involved with khabib outside of his fighting career. Are you autistic?

>conor nut-riding out of nowhere

No. 1 casual tactic.

it was going ok until the guy pretending to be a journalist flipped him off

When he tries to counter strike he's boring a shit.

it might just be his voice but he sounds like he has nothing between his ears at all rendering everything his says irrelevant

I hate to do the "2 weeks notice" thing, but it is a valid point worth mentioning.

>tfw cowboy vs conor for ww belt is happening

capa capa boys

>Posting a guy who is 1-0 in the UFC
Wew lad.

He got BTFO. Unsurprisingly.

I sure fucking hope so. He's plagued with injuries, tore his ACL on the mini-Mendes fight or some shit like that. Now he fucked his legs against Nate, no matter what he says.

If he gets BTFO twice in a year it's over.

Conor nuthuggers all have unresolved
daddy issues

>literally can't make a post without casual meme

read a book

there's probably a whole chapter on why khabib gets injured so much

I honestly have to watch it again, but that's a good webm.

Fact of the matter he did get him down even if he went 1:4.

Do you think Eddie had more chances with his wrestling over Mendes? He does have a larger frame which should help him muscle around the irishman.

Except Chad took him down within the first 10 seconds of the fight.

conor fought a wrestler on 2 weeks notice and won

but chad didnt just gas by the end of round 1 from 2 weeks notice. conor threw a ton of strikes to the body and exacerbated it

chad's face to start round 2 says it all

even with no camp a professional fighter in his physical shape can muster up more than 5 minutes of cardio

>Discussion isn't about Conor
>Finds a way to insert him into it

Wew is that the only fighter you know about in depth?

>That 5 inch reach advantage.
My god conor has monkey arms.

Cyborg probably. Even Jones and Khabib have a certain weight they won't/can't/shouldn't fight in, but I don't think a single woman in the UFC who could beat Cyborg. But then again she's not really fighting in a weight class either.

except that didn't happen fook off yea

chad got ONE takedown because conor pulled him into his guard

and conor was never once concerned about it

as soon as chad tried to advance position conor stood up and went right back to work

Also this. Yes he had 2 weeks to train but Conor also mule kicked him a number of times among other things.

I kinda wished they'd just done a rematch, but eh you can't win 'em all.

its only after dc that this has been the case for jbj though m8

so fuck off

>that didn't happen

How can you forget the first PPV main event you ever saw?

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Aren't those elbows illegal?

>exploiting the cardio edge even more

The legend goes, he steals 0.01'' of reach from Lobov monthly.

To be fair Conor literally jumped into the takedown with a flying knee. Zingano esque.

>Tfw both Khabib and Jon are 23-0

Nah 12-6 elbows are perfectly legal if you're on bottom position, it's pretty silly.
The reasoning is 'the clock doesn't move' but it's still the exact same movement.

>23-1

>Conor dwarfs artem.
Wow, I never really realized how big he is.

It's pretty bad that Mendes had to tell Herb to do his job on those 12-6 elbows.

Even if it's a stupid rule to begin with.

Who's your favorite black fighter?

Not according to big John. He kept telling Chad they were fine.

oh shit finally my chance to steal that guy's thunder and call you a casual

because those are legal, as stated two posts above you

Dirty Herb reffed that fight.

No, the rule is ceiling to floor, those are usually called 9-3 elbows

If youre talking about back of head then also no, that was top

Mighty Manlet Mouse.

I'm never sure about 12-6 because it's such a shitty rule anyway, but thanks for the clarification my man.

ima leave this here

You are so shook by me you didn't even respond

>chad complains about illegal elbows
>does this multiple times

herb warned him during the round and even went to tell him to knock it off between rounds

Lorenz Larkin

>your life every day

>That third take down
>Chad goes from half guard to side control in 2 seconds

why aren't you guys discussing Karolina?

>who's that

he has improved a fuckton since then though

>Yfw you respond to me first, get btfo, then resort to ad homs cause I btfo you so hard on mma knowledge

You either win or you learn yeh? casual fook.

damn

Jeremy "Literally who" Stephens

I could never tell if he was trying to manipulate the cut or actually fuck up his eye, but either way it's pretty dirty.

And I'm not saying Mendes is free from criticism either.

Because she is gonna lose

What's there to discuss? Joanna is going to wreck her face and then she'll be worthless.

>you see, Conor's TDD has vastly improved, I can tell because he stopped a couple of Nate's shitty clinch trips against the fence with the split-legged stance

i'll kill you

Evidence of this being? Nate isn't a wrestler.

Kid Nate bless

no shit they're all mma fighters

Yea I don't know what you're using to measure this metric.

I would say he has improved simply because he's a MMA fighter who's training every day.
But has he improved to the point where he can shrug off a full camp Eddie?

he has two BJJ coaches!

I think he was fingering the cut, just based on how wide open it was by the end

Get in my guard bitch

lol

why didn't Conor respond to that?

aldo = wgaf

Are the coaches fighting for him? That's the only way Conor isn't taken down.

Gee Conor, how come your camp lets you have two jiu jitsu coaches?

Don't mind me just posting the best gymfight of all time (ft. Dominick Cruz)
youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0

dude god lmao

nigga its gunna be a less than

>biggest Christfag in MMA is Blasian

Because it's not worth responding to. So what if there is more than one bjj coach at sbg, there is more than one approach to bjj someone can learn

Non heeem MMA thread

is this true

...

Khabib Nurmagomedov

Literally fought a black guy in his first UFC fight.

Probably not even a troll, that's how casual the average conor nut-hugger is.

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I swear I must have replayed that last question at the press conference for Conor three times now. The one with the fake reporter. It just came out of nowhere lads.

I still haven't watched it.

Is it any good for anything except memes?

It was just a setup for goobs to goob

Its pretty shit.

Eddie lost on the fifth round one out two times. McGregor barely won on the fifth round with Nate.

People need to learn how percentages work. Is Mickey Gall GOAT because he hasn't lost yet?

h-hey

>40 minutes of Conor yelling about money and height
yawn
Don't you retards ever get sick of this shit

It was a planted shill

Joanna got a huge cheer when her moment came. Her cheers were actually louder than Frankie's. She is turning into a real star

starts at 6:57 la
youtu.be/ZOc1LkgiF3k?t=6m58s

watch the whole thing for the memes, if you want

who da fook is this guy?

yes

>Don't you retards ever get sick of this shit

But how else am I supposed to self-insert into him and look cool in front of my friend simulator?

This is my enemy simulator. Get in my guard, faggot.

Figures.

Aw, that's cute. Good for her.

Cheers friend.
Eddie doesn't seem thrilled to be there.

Man did Eddie really not angle for more dosh..? What in the shit..?
How would Goobs know that?

>teep
Still think that's an incorrect term to use for the kicks McGregor was using in that fight.

what time is it in australia anyways, you watch
fights what, at 7 in the morning, the fuck

are u a true fan?
or just complete idiot?

>after eddie laughed in mcmeme's face he said

"I got your ass"

goober knows he's in deep shit

Did you really need to put your proxy on for that one? Most main cards start at like 11 AM-ish

i mean that's what conor called them himself

>yawn
>this shit again

check out the little starving boy where is his little boy belt

PotatoFamine.jpg

Looks like he needs his little boy belt to keep his shorts up lol

conor gonna get rnc'd again

maincards at 11am u wot

perth?

think again motherfuckers

>5" reach advantage
>taller than eddie "big boy" alvarez

Hmm ok

>those tattoos

Absolutely disgusting.

you forgot the most important thing

>holds the little boy belt

yeh wot? finish ya sentence lewk

>taller

They're the same height bum boy

So you say they've known each other their whole lives, then?

Does anyone have a link to the worldstar video where the heem meme came from?

Thanks

>getting paid peanuts
>to fight the goob

how do you fuck that up

>being the one that kills the meme

priceless

>Bisping heems Hendo
>Says that he wants revenge against Vitor since it's the only logical fight to make and it's the fight fans want to see
>Vitor is a legend
>Heems him
>Says that Tim Kennedy is the next logical fight cause he needs to avenge his loss
>Heems him
>Retires and vacates the belt without ever facing Weidman, Jacare, Romero and Rockhold again

guess you didnt watch the presser CASUAL

cuz when they stared down eddie was looking up at his executioner

>McGregor wasn't wearing lifts like he usually does

Wew

Exactly, I think Eddie really thinks Goobz is an easy fight that will pay dividends in the future.

Lobov's Conor little bro.

The fact that this entire board of casuals don't know this astounds me.

>BUT ARTEM'S OLDER
Fook outta here.

remember when he lost to cowboy
who got btfo by nate?
who conor is 1-1 against?

can't argue mma math eddie is a shit talent who got lucky against Rafael Dos Usada

Who's going to umpire the McGregor vs Alvarez bout?

he couldn't wrestle cerrone, he had to stand.

your mma math is fuzzy at best

You're easily the biggest casual in this board, you goober nuthugging faggot cunt bitch pussy-ass motherfucker.

Aldo

Conor opens as -135 favorite

oh no he's in """trouble"""

Remember when RDA rag dolled Nate, who just lost to Eddie in the first round?

Or how Eddie took down Pettis 9 times who has a similar style and build to Conor?

because he's dangerous af off his back with elbows and you start each round standing so his left hand is in play

couldnt get down pettis once in the second round curiously enough

conor showed the ability to grow and adapt in the diaz rematch, he'll be prepared for grapplefucking

i would probably bet against him if i was a betting man

he has to cut weight AND readjust to the new weight class, i don't see how he's a favorite

aye, gimme a fookin tiger across me stomach, itll be fookin sick

>Pettis has a similar style to Conor
I really disagree with this

>Chris Weidman: -175 against Romero

Weidman is so overrated.

you're welcomed lad

>Dee, Dee, Dee get op
>Dee wake up
>Dee check out me new tat

>similar style and build

have you seen these guys fight or know what they even look like?

pettis base is pure TKD, his best weapon are his body and head kicks, and he is awful dealing pressure

conor's base is boxing, his best weapon is his left hand, and he's an accomplished counterstriker

do you know what the video is called?

i want to watch the video

I don't even like Conor, you Leaf cunt lmao.

>Calling moi, the more knowledgeable man on this board, a "casual"
Bruh.

stop please, don't do this to yourself

BJ Penn +415

gonna be another sad chapter in the Penn "couldn't hang it up" legacy

I was referring to their physical attributes goofball, and by style I meant that they're primarily both strikers, but Pettis has an edge on Conor since he's not easy to submit on the ground.

i can't link the direct video because Cred Forums thinks it's spam but here it is on a forum. it's the first post, first link:
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=128863411

dude what are you talking about

this is motivated bj penn

Nah mate this is gonna be his Tito/Bader moment. Lamas is basically the Ryan Bader of his division. I'm not saying bet the house on BJ, but definitely plant the seeds of hope so you can be smug when he wins.

Don't forget Pettis can actually land meme kicks.

nice backtracking, but no, they still aren't similar

pettis has submitted a bunch of bjj black belts with 1 or less subs on their record

and pettis was a small 155er who makes 145 a hell of a lot easier than conor

literally the only similarity is "they both prefer to keep it standing" ... they go about it totally differently when they do

/comfyheem/ is here

So shook he's adapting another personality

cheers

Shut your fookin mouth, you're the shook one, yeh?

You're tryina shit-talk FOR YER LOIFE but it's a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG thread in here.

*shoots power double from 2 metres away*

you know what I'd do if you ever tried some stupid shit like that, right?

You think he'd just let you suck his dick?

Or wait that's the cormier meme.

*throws 1080 kick from across the octagon*

anyone seen phil, i'm worried

>Pettis makes 145 easier than conor

Wewy lad

guy who grabbed the mic to talk shit to alvarez had a point

Make me

M A K E

E

>DJ, DC and JJ all have white wives
Really makes me think

lol, had the same thought last week, first one is almost a sure thing, second one would require a romero/kennedy rematch while bisping rematches vitor. imagine the memes of a bisping, vitor, yoel and tim on the same card

DC's wife is hispanic

I think all minorities have at least tried to get a white woman.

It's like a grass-is-greener or a reverse colonization thing.

>implying anyone wants black women

We don't have to try lad, they come to us.

yes its no secret black women are repulsive

Tyron bless

why is Tyrone so unlikable? he literally looks like an angry beetle when he talks

how hurt does getting punched?

Cause you have a lil 2 inch pecker

RACIST
A
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I
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T

i don't know why people are so worried about race mixing on Cred Forums and Cred Forums

everyone prefers white women over other races, so even if you get a little minority in you, the white genes will reproduce a lot more and eventually become the dominant genotype, slowly weeding out the lesser non-white genes

its the same reason why blonde hair/blue eyes have managed to survive even though they are recessive genes

It's been a month and 10 days since his last DOG fight with Diaz. Another month and few days till 205. How can he recover and go through another camp in such a short period? I think Dana is rushing his golden goose

Where have all the Woodley posters disappeared to?

He got booed to oblivion by the based NY crowd. I can't wait to see Wonderboy meme kick his retarded looking bitchy little black face.

Racist and jealous, not a good look on you

>uses whitey as an insult

Not even mad.

i'm half congolese

Will Cyborg attempt the cut to 140 again? Will Dana pull his head from his ass and let female featherweights fight in UFC?

Or is he just worried that a 145 class in the UFC might hurt Ronda's reputation since the BW champ wouldn't be the baddest female in the UFC anymore?

tfw no fitefan gf

>and pettis was a small 155er who makes 145 a hell of a lot easier than conor

Nice meme. He had to get naked to make 146, Conor made 145 on short notice against Brimage.

khabib

I guarantee you that if Cyborg were attractive or American (ideally both) that the UFC would institute a WFW division.

did irish really make new york ?

>>using whitey or cracker as an insult
>> taking me back to a time when my ancestors used to own land and people

Conor came out BRAND NEW from that fight with Nate. Just had a bruised toe, has had a month to recover and is ready to go back and put in more hard wook.

Conor was shook at the pressconference

make? no but there are a lot of mics from NY

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._cities_with_large_Irish-American_populations

Only just seen the press conference, within 5 minutes he's giving it the WHATCHEW GONNA DEW, did the casuals love it?

Megan is fairly attractive and hails from America South.

Your ancestors are just like you today

Racist, jealous, but will sit back in awe and lust of the BBC as we plow your fields (cities) and your women

If this is being cucked, then I guess I do embrace it. Please, call me a superior white again.

Calling me whitey is as effective as calling me rich and handsome.

Eddie was about to cry m8.

You aint rich and handsome lol

You be the typical pasty scrawny whiteboy

american isn't necessary, just speak english fluently

goob and GSP big sells, had accents, weren't americans

Yeah but she'd get chewed up by the big Brazilian that looks like a man.
>hails from America
wHat

>you be the

Kek.

Back to work son, that cotton won't pick itself.

who de fook is that guy?

None of them are white you goof

Just like the white womens pussy wont be fucked itself ;)

Australia. America's southern division.

>and your women

it was quite the opposite, actually. that's why all "black" people are light brown today

Why are you posting a brown guy as your claim to superiority? More importantly why do you need to hate on based Tyron

>Calling me whitey is as effective as calling me rich and handsome.

Neither of which apply to you

shouldn't you be getting shot by the police?

it figures you don't like your own women, considering they look like hairless gorillas

...

It's amazing to me that black people genuinely have the same grammar problems in 2016 that they had when they were unschooled slaves for a superior race.

Here's a challenge for you: Identify the syntactical issues with your last post, prove to that you're just meming and not an actual inferior brained field worker.

Why are white """men""" so touchy and insecure? For supposedly the most superior demographic on the planet you sure are easy to offend, it's almost as if you don't even believe your own rhetoric.

*schizophrenia intensifies*

>Identify the syntactical issues with your last post

>prove to that you're just meming
>prove to that

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

What a moron you are.

post stupid shit get stupid responses, amigo

black women constantly drove on about my pretty blue eyes

they're so wet for that big white slave master cock. and so forward about their interest too

It amazes me how you can be so loathsome and lustful of the black man all at once ;)

>syntactical

Kekmao guy, dont be tryin too hard searchin for words on google

Well here's the difference - I can identify my mistake. I don't think he can.

1 - 0.

[Damage control]

Wow you sure got him there. Lol you are pathetic. Your life must fucking suck

ban this fool

Way to dodge the challenge. I guess I was right.

haha this. my black friends constantly complain about how being a "lightskined" black makes picking up chicks at the club easier

any time I take a dark girl home with me they say something along the lines "its b-b-b-ecause your eyes are purty"

black women are the easiest. period.

More like get easily baited, start sperging out. If you're so superior you shouldn't be so easily bothered and/or baited, but apparently you're not as superior as you think you are and have to defend your honor on a taiwanese imageboard.

Why do you people keep engaging with literal cuckolds?

Why do people keep engaging with literal rednecks?

no one is biting your weak b8, fool.

go troll on Cred Forums, you are off-topic

Hahahahahhahahahhah you are such a cuck white boy hahahaha

Read my post again. Typos are one thing, genuinely not knowing how a sentence should be structured is another. I asked if he could identify his mistakes. He couldn't.

All he can do is talk incessantly about black guys fucking white women as if I'm Cred Forums and get triggered by other people fucking.

Except I'm not baiting anyone, just seeing supposedly superior white men sperging out and ruining an MMA thread cause they're triggered by the current WW champion.

deliver us from this wack thread

you admitted to trolling in your previous post, confirmed fool.

its the touchy nogs that can't handle anyone criticizing woodley without getting all harambe about it

woodley is an unlikable human being. silva/JBJ/rampage were total bad-asses that I loved watching when they were in their prime. hell I love watching tyson on tape as well

so I'm suddenly racist because I don't like one black dude? seriously go fuck yourselves you touchy little queers

Good one!

You totally wouldn't be booed and humiliated in a public forum like Woodley was with those amazing zingers of yours...

>i-i-it's just a typo

ahahahahahahahahaha

this guy is a natural revver

Didn't admit anything of the sort dumbo.

>woodley is an unlikable human being
>the guy who fought gastelum his purse back despite being entitled to it is an unlikable human being cause I say so

The only thing you're saying is that you're a petty casual.

NEW

Nailed it. Everyone loves Rampage and Silva. No one loves Woodley except literal cotton pickers in this thread with obsessions about cuckoldry.

>dumbo

brutal

>File name
>But it's minorities who are race baiting

Pretty pathetic lot of """""people""""""""

What does cuckoldry have to do with MMA? Quit projecting.

top kek, you're so triggered right now.

he's a PC gamer, you ignorant dark twat. holy kek, you're 'actually racist'.

>Ronda's reputation
That doesn't even apply, none of the last three WBW champions have been RR. And WFW is a weaker division and would probably require more recruiting, just to have Cyborg crush them.

It's nights like this that convince me heem's obsession with cycling isn't just a meme. So much fucking arguing about race for no reason other than insecurity. P.S. Everyone posting right now is actually white, the ones pretending not to be are just trolling

So this is what it's like to be a Cred Forumsirgineckbeard.

>shaken beyond repair

eh, 'sorry'

>> Alvarez is 5' 7''

>> talking about little boys

>Everyone in the world is white like me

Your world view must be really skewed.

it's actually because there is actual chemistry, personality wise between the combo

Hot damn.
Is this tactic legal?

If you took Conor's shoes off they'd be the same height

Isn't it the Dutch who had the earliest big influence on the city?

They founded the city (then New Amsterdam). To this day most of the city is named from the Dutch

>david duke's book
I kek'd so hard this was too funny. Never use david duke as a source for any information broski

yes but he actually did hurt his ribs. That said the ref can think you are really hurt and could stop it by accident prob not the best strategy but it is def legal

who the actual fuck is that?