why was tyrone crying at the faceoff? was it because of racism?
Cameron Hughes
*Based NY crowd boos*
Colton Edwards
You could give the most cliche, bland, awful impersonation of a black person on here, and the spergs will still get immensely triggered lol
I love it
Ryder Thompson
Should have put a trigger warning. You'll trigger lots of pasty skinned gringos.
Isaiah Murphy
could we please have a decent thread
thank you
Logan Smith
>Consistent with the researchers’ predictions, fighters who smiled more intensely prior to a fight were more likely to lose, to be knocked down in the clash, to be hit more times, and to be wrestled to the ground by their opponent (statistically speaking, the effect sizes here were small to medium). On the other hand, fighters with neutral facial expressions pre-match were more likely to excel and dominate in the fight the next day, including being more likely to win by knock-out or submission.
how bad did eddie fuck up
Jack Butler
>wake up >check mma news >every one pissed >aldo quits wtf is going on
Kayden Cooper
White boys need to calm down
Even remotely hinting at an outspoken black fighter like Tyron will get them all riled up. We're trying to be civil here but I won't stand for blatant racism and hatefulness
Joshua Diaz
...
Charles Garcia
I tried to read your post but you forgot to pause for the boos.
William Roberts
tyrone talks like he has a dildo up his ass
Samuel Thompson
So let me get this straight, white quote un quote people, are mad that Tyron Woodley did what no one had done in 12 years and KO'd Robbie Lawler and ruining their wet dream fight of wonderman vs. lawler? That's what has them hating this guy?
Bentley Smith
whats the backstory for this
Brandon Evans
K A R O L I N A B L E S S
Brody Nguyen
wonderbread has a black dildo up his ass
Jaxon Rodriguez
Is this accurate?
Blake Collins
>Aldo and Hunt think they're worth a damn to the ufc
Lol
Hunter Sanders
realizes his time is short
Carter James
You would know how that sounds like wouldn't you?
Justin Gray
all these """"black men""""" need to class up.
Lucas Diaz
Can you do me a favor and match up Woodley with Conor real quick?
Parker Ortiz
Thoughts?
Benjamin Murphy
>how that sounds like wouldn't you? Mup da doo didda
Jose Lee
AND NEW
Angel Flores
>Tyron woodley had the audacity to be black and ask to fight legends like Nick Diaz and GSP, if he was a certain Brit ducking 12 contenders to fight a 46 year old then it'd be all good and """based"""
Henry Scott
That uppercut on the way down was nasty. Regular speed is better though.
Luis Ramirez
Conor is going to land on Eddie whether you like it or not.
It's a question of whether or not Eddie has got a Nate-tier chin.
John Ward
bless
Cameron Reyes
Okay hold up
Jackson Flores
Thoughts?
Nathaniel Perez
bisbong isn't based
Oliver Johnson
brown was heem'd during that fight
Jaxon James
...
Asher Turner
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Luis Johnson
Oh shit, abandon thread, whiteboys on pooicide watch
Benjamin Scott
>Comparing THE KING to some race baiting racist. How DARE you.
How is he even uppity? are you all retarded? All he did was say he wanted to fight Nick Diaz or GSP. Lots of other fighters have asked to fight these guys and don't catch nearly as much hate, at least not from this cesspool general.
Jaxon Walker
this
Benjamin Bell
...
Christian James
Speaks out nonsensically and spreads racism himself with his BLM memes.
Some guys get hard luck when it comes to crowds, like Cormier, but with Woodley it's totally justified.
Brandon Sanchez
I don't know man, I'm in the same boat as you.
Dominic Hernandez
HEEM TAPPY
Thomas Cook
...
Jose Sanchez
>durrrr its nonsense
Because you're a stupid fuck, unironically the only explanation for why youre so butthurt is because he's black and outspoken
>BLM memes
He's directly spoken against their bullshit, you're a moron and doing a majority of the racebaiting here
Dominic Powell
you are delusional
suck that dick jon/you there pussy was meme'd to death
people love when jones trashtalks. woodley just comes across as a little bitch.
Jose Young
Isn't he the first fighter to campaign for a money fight directly after winning the belt?
He also implied people were racist for reacting negatively to the aforementioned statement, which was pretty dumb. Like when Angela Hill was talking some foolish shit about people being 'racist' towards woodley and people told her to fuck and and stop being retarded as well.
Ian Diaz
...
Angel Ward
>Heem tappy from that tame heel hook
Cooper Hughes
actually people just don't like little bitches
Grayson Sanders
The butthurt is palpable
Michael Clark
The fuck are you on about? Most people call Jones a scumbucket, nobody actually likes him.
Camden Clark
I completely understand why you fear Wonderboy
Matthew Sanders
thanks for the fresh content spainbro
Andrew Flores
Reminder that Woodley ducked Lombard, because the fight wasn't good for his "brand".
Evan Young
Only if they're black
William Smith
...
Evan Perez
Lot's of people like jon jones regardless of of scummy he acts
Mason Perry
>Isn't he the first fighter to campaign for a money fight directly after winning the belt?
How new are you to the sport? And why shouldn't he want a money fight given that a literal civilian fought at UFC 203?
>He also implied people were racist for reacting negatively to the aforementioned statement
No he didn't you're literally just pulling this stuff out of your ass.
Colton Davis
He perpetuates a million debunked theories that come directly from the BLM camp.
You really look at this thread and consider me the race baiter? I want to get past race to personality, which is the reason he isn't liked.
I'll say it again: Rampage and Silva are pretty much universally loved. Why? Because they are cool guys who people want to hang out with and they don't fall for tumblr tier shit memes about race. Literally no one wants to have a pint with Woodley.
Daniel Wright
dana spent an entire afternoon in paint on that you asshole
Jeremiah Lewis
...
Matthew Powell
>tfw dana came through in the end tybd
Chase Anderson
>Aldo v Krazy Horse in RIZIN with PRIDE rules
Jesus Christ, Jesus fucking Christ
Michael Morales
people hate jones because he was busted for roids
Daniel Wood
>6
Aiden Diaz
the absolute best goofs
Brody Gomez
Overeem is the only cool black fighter. A shame that he's done.
Isaac Johnson
>he perpetuates a million debunked theories that come directly from the BLM camp
No he doesn't you utter fucking retard. Now you're just making shit up. You could've referenced his stupid shit about blacksplosiveness, but you're just saying stupid shit that isn't even real
You're a fucking moron
>You really look at this thread and consider me the race baiter
Yes, you are getting fucking flustered over the most trivial shit and saying stupid shit like "le fuggin nigger xD" and saying utter nonsense about BLM
>Rampage and Silva are pretty much universally loved
They don't have the same personality as Woodley, and no they aren't universally loved either
>Literally no one wants to have a pint with Woodley
*no retarded neckbeard*
Dylan Ward
what is the secret of his power?
Christian Green
...
Leo Collins
Nah newfag, when people called him out for not fighting wonderboy he said in no small words that those people were racists and attacking him for being black.
Angel Murphy
no ass, fucked up nose
low standards virgin neet confirmed
Sebastian Wilson
>Tyron was born in Ferguson >A reporter asks him what he thinks >He says it would be cool to fight there >Some neckbeard Cred Forums sperg gets triggered by him for life
Can't make this stuff up.
Owen Price
Wew lad. I'll leave this one in the hands of the audience.
Gabriel Parker
...
Gabriel Morris
>starts a racebait thread >immediately gets butthurt and rages
Asher Wilson
> that those people were racists and attacking him for being black.
Do you have a source? Cause I'm pretty sure you don't.
Mason Williams
holy fucking shit top kek
Born Tyrone Lakent Woodley April 17, 1982 (age 34) Ferguson, Missouri, United States
Andrew Campbell
>get btfo
>run away like a bitch
kek
Go ahead and cry more because "tyrun is so mean and black :(((((("
Levi Price
a classic
Isaac Kelly
>IF I WOULD'VE COME HERE FOUR YEARS AGO AND TOLD YOU A KARATE GUY IS GOING TO RULE THE UFC YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME I WAS RIDICULOUS >IF I TOLD YOU A KARATE GUY >KARATE GUY >KARATE >GUY >KARATE >THAT'S FUNNY
Leo Morales
Go watch the interviews yourself you ignorant faggot I'm not going to spoon feed you.
Grayson Morales
raging malet
Jaxon Brooks
Does Karolina Kowalkiewicz have p4p the best leg game in MMA?
Matthew Gomez
...
Jack Lewis
you noticed that also?
Xavier Flores
>Didn't even know this till now
The amount of casuals ITTs is staggering
Chase Young
i want to get to work on those legs, yes
Jackson Reyes
The whiteboy rage is unreal. Attempting to slander the character of Woodley, just like they did with MLK
Lincoln Lewis
...
Bentley Lewis
>Go watch the interviews
WHAT interviews retard? Every single interview he's had? You're literally making shit up with your crazy imagination and you can't even back it up.
John Wilson
why in the actual fuck would I care where tyrun wouldle was born?
Angel Evans
>Who the fook is talking
Leo Martinez
...
Daniel Bennett
What a meme machine.
Jackson Brown
>tyrun wouldle
Are you autistic?
Matthew Fisher
are you spain?
Alexander Taylor
sweet jesus
Eli Lee
I'm not crying, I'm laughing at him getting booed off stage by a based crowd because he's so unlikable.
You made zero points and zero sense, and characterised my arguments so poorly that I was forced to accept that you might not have the ability to understand how to charitably discuss anything with another person, so I left for others to decide.
I get mad when people boo Cormier, but I get nothing but joy when people boo Woodley.
Jayden Sanchez
this
people like ali and tyson because they're likable and down to earth
they hate mayweather because he's a little bitch
same concept
Nathan Thomas
>cowboy serr-own >dana what
Leo Gomez
...
Adrian Green
>Doesn't watch interviews from the fighters he wants to talk about. Don't talk to me again casual.
Elijah Walker
Color blind too? Flag clearly shows United States you gimp.
Kayden Cook
this photo really makes you think huh guys
Blake Perry
...
Hunter Davis
Based Dana BTFO out of that annoying sperg.
Oliver Wright
People like Ali because they think they are supposed to.
Nathaniel Williams
Love McGregor with all my heart, what a man, what a laughts he provides
Brody Hall
Wew lad youre shitting out real stinkers here
I'll leave this one in the hands of the audience
>i-i-im laughing kek
Zachary Hernandez
> when people called him out for not fighting wonderboy he said in no small words that those people were racists and attacking him for being black.
Still waiting on that source. Saying "it's from interviews" isn't a source. If it's such a recent thing it should be easy to find, unfortunately it's not so easy to prove since you just made it up in your autistic brain.
Eli Scott
weird
Easton Ramirez
lads...my left lat has been twitching for 2 hours already. What gives?
Levi Howard
Hey man, what you doin' round here man.Has no one told you the rules man?
Jackson Thompson
>People liked Ali
Kek
>Ali >Down to earth
Lol so clueless and underage
Gavin Myers
...
Xavier Russell
...
Jaxon Stewart
don't die before 205 user
Jayden Davis
Shit happens to my left forearm occasionally.
I just call it the gains dance.
Wyatt Gonzalez
...
Jackson Rivera
She's a fit lass.
Hunter Richardson
Joanna is gonna re-arrange her face yeh
She better get in contact with Jessica Penne's surgeon right away
Juan Scott
Someone post the pron parody of Paige and Dana. It's a picture taken from behind Dana as he bangs Paige missionary style.
Josiah Wood
>Literally a sec before I post it
Jaxon Stewart
I'm the audience. You seem like you're on the verge of tears by the way you're posting, over emotional and not making much sense, I'm sorry for your parents kid.
Henry Ross
>the city of Jeremy Stephens
Adrian Cook
did they figure out what happened to jones? like he said he had good news or something but took down the video
Evan Nelson
Great minds think alike
Josiah Diaz
...
Christian Roberts
...
Leo Cooper
...
Lincoln Wright
What kind of nerd goes to the weigh-ins/stare downs and whistles like a virgin when then women are one stage?
It hurts me physically.
Christopher Allen
>retard racebaiter #232 takes the side of another retard racebaiter
>youre so mad!!!! *wipes away tears* Im the a-a-audience!!!!!
Jeremiah Young
Dana shouldn't be talking about the size of someone's head given the melon he walks around with.
Nathaniel King
she's so fugly
Luke Powell
It worked. The audience responded with a resounding 'Yup, Woodley is a cunt', with a queue of others waiting to give other examples of well loved black fighters with great personalities. Woodley is universally hated by everyone with the exception of tumblr and you.
Nicholas Evans
Lmao Romero looked like a fucking dork. Supersized Urkel.
Sebastian Mitchell
joanna shaves some bone off that nose, she'd be even cuter
Alexander Butler
are you literally autistic? you posted this racebaiting thread. now you pull the victim card like typical libscum.
Isaac Lopez
Who?
Easton Diaz
Yes, she deserves a warm loving respectful gentleman such as yourself who will treat her right and take her out on lovely saturday morning brunches in the rose gardens of the city square
Benjamin Gonzalez
Until they clash in the Octagon.
Asher Johnson
Go upstairs and cry to momma about it.
Jack Lee
Woodley isn't universally hated by anyone except fat slovenly neckbeards like yourself that get triggered by black skin. I love how you think you're being witty or sly here it's so cute to see the Dunning-Kruger effect at play in such a stupid person like you
John Reyes
...
Christian Brown
Female attractiveness really is like 60% in what their nose looks like.
Karolina is still qt despite being ugly because weird nose.
Andrew Sullivan
Why are you so obsessed with tumblr? Do you go there everyday to know what they're into? Where is the cross-over between tumblr and Woodley or are you just THAT autistic you brand everything you don't like as tumblr and/or reddit.
Blake Campbell
>tfw no one asked him a question I always wonder how those dudes feel when they hold a big press conference and don't get one question. i don't think gastelum got a single one either
Ryan Perez
...
Ethan Brooks
>every single person who isn't a complete autist like me is the same person!!!
Schizo
You faggots literally get played like a violin by such obvious shitty bait then come up with the most pathetic and laughable excuses to justify it. It's so cringeworthy to see how seriously triggered you're all getting by this
Tyler Gutierrez
>it's so cute to see the Dunning-Kruger effect at play in such a stupid person like you The irony is great
Bentley Fisher
why the obsession with constant aggressiveness? it's weak, you're weak.
Jack Sanchez
Oh yeah you're right, I must have just imagined the cacophony of boos that accompanied Woodley when he tried to speak at the presser.
Camden Campbell
weak b8 m8, go try somewhere with less experienced fish
your weakass logic is your downfall
Kevin Morris
ehhh not sure if 60% nose
if you have a cute nose but a man chin or a missing chin thats also repulsive
also if you're not symmetric thats also repulsive
Logan Stewart
He actually kinda is. It's weird, he's well spoken and stuff but people just think he's shit.
Brody Ramirez
Dude that bitches face is 60% nose.
Logan Jones
woodley is unlikable and a little bitch, i'm sorry that triggers you
now get that cheeto dust of your fingers my man
Wyatt Thomas
WOODLEY IS THE UNDISPUTED GOAT
Carson Sanders
What aggressiveness? Asking a genuine question here pal.
Connor Butler
FUGGG
Ayden Robinson
for you
Jayden White
Lmao i be gone to get some grub and the whiteboys still be gettin all hot and heavy bout woodley. Dat bbc lust
Jaxson Bell
tyson was barely literate and people loved him
you dont have to be well spoken to be loved. sometimes your cuntery just shines through
Dominic Mitchell
So weak that at least 3 autists including yourself are replying and getting triggered by every post i make that even insinuates woodley
I like how you try to deny the fact only fat neckbeards like yourself hate woodley by using a crowd of new yorkers as evidence. You are fucking raging with passive-aggression right now it's so funny
Benjamin Peterson
... of being booed into oblivion.
Aaron Bennett
>Woodley is unlikable cause he KO'd le blood orc in 2 minutes
Wew imagine being this butthurt about a fighter. I can't.
Kayden Roberts
You're constantly consistently changing topic to try to nitpick technicalities like an angsty teen.
Elijah Stewart
your girl will be taking my cock begging for a light-skinned baby
later boo
Evan Wright
>Dunning-Kruger >racism waaaahhhh you couldn't be more of a euphoric redditor if you tried
Owen Cruz
You suck at this lol
Ryan Torres
>replying == getting triggered
Liam Ortiz
>See post. >See replies not including my own () >Turn to my buddy >"Man people really do not like Tyrone Woodley" >"What's there to like?" Anecdotal, but still.
Tyson was also a legitimate bad motherfucker.
Christopher Moore
>obese friend simulating neckbeard who horrifically tries to vicariously live through "success" actually hates someone successful
I'm genuinely curious as to why you think that
Nicholas Torres
That's a meme, Tyson is actually pretty articulate and has some all time classic lines, even invoking Alexander the Great etc, he was a great talker when he wanted to be.
You forgot to pause for the boos my man.
Caleb Hernandez
Are you incapable of answering a simple question? If so why did you even bother responding, I wasn't even responding to you.
Joshua Scott
Damage control
Christian Ward
high test confirmed ;^)
Lincoln Smith
jbj was the best thing about ufc for a long time lad
Nolan Ross
>Tyson is actually pretty articulate
You are fucking stupid and your wit is fucking awful. You are like the antithesis of an actual British person
Connor Wilson
I call this one "Dummy Control"
Give me a (You).
Ryan Thomas
I'll fuck you 'til you love me faggot.
James Cook
>Tyson is actually pretty articulate
>I'll fuck you till you love me faggot
Giggling over here. Great post Nigel.
Jace Jones
You whities have ruined another thread, thanks!
Christian Martin
I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston,I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!
Hudson Long
Thanks for another reply, mr. im not triggered
I'll be awaiting another reply in the near future
Ryder Roberts
smgdh.. the world is sooooo fucked.
Jason Adams
...
Zachary Bailey
I like Anderson Silva and Rampage, see I'm not racist I have black friends too and I voted for Obama in 2008.
Jason Anderson
tim kennedy is also fighting in madison square gardens did you guys know
Dylan Russell
Cringe cringe cringe, please stop
Camden Brooks
I really really really like this post
Owen Hill
I, too, enjoy black fights
Elijah Nguyen
the way he handled the booing was a class act
i have a conflict of boys support towards woodley vs wonderpedo
may the best win
as long as memes never die
Eli Gomez
So is he gonna spend more time in his burger shop or something?
Aiden Bailey
i hate niggers i hate coons
what now
Parker Edwards
>Aldo want to retire because Groobs is fighting Eddie instead of him
Have anyone ever been as permanent btfo as Aldo?
Luke Perez
I'm sorry you fell for The Simpsons meme about Tyson being a dumb, inarticulate bruiser.
If you were baiting, well done, you got me. If you were serious, you simply don't know what the word 'articulate' means.
Juan Hill
please stop using "blacksplosion" memes as they are racist
Eli Hill
Guys I love Dave Chapelle doing that "Im not Rick James bitch!!!" thing! Charlie Murphy is hilarious too, they TOTALLY aren't doing minstrel comedy which led them to abandon the show in its prime! Guys some of the best "people" i've ever met are in these inner city ghetto communities, great people!
Isaiah Allen
Guys! I let my girlfriend fuck a black man and even gave him money afterwards! I'm not racist
Benjamin James
That's a big (boy) belt
Ian Martinez
I'm sorry you're a contrarian retard that actually thinks Mike Tyson is a genius and articulate for namedropping Alexander the Great with broken lisp english
I really am
Jace Evans
If the featherweight is for little boys, what does that make bantamweight and flyweight?
Sebastian Campbell
niggers/wetbacks/assblasted cucks leave
James Lee
How come there isn't a single white fighter in the top 3 p4p list?
Is the p4p list racist against white people?
Carson Myers
I want Wonderboy to win obviously because Tyron is a cunt, but what I don't dispute is that Woodley is for sure the champ. I hate when people complain about guys getting an early title shot if they end up going in there and showing why they deserved it by knocking people the fuck out. You can't complain that they skipped the queue if they beat a person who is supposed to be the best.
Samuel Martin
...
Nathan Reyes
I think Aldo was going to retire after the Conor fight if he won, then he got completely memed on, he wanted to redeem the loss but it's taking too long so he just said fuck it. Also I'm not convinced Aldo actually thinks he can beat Conor, he was shook the first time and I can only imagine it's worse now. Maybe he just prefers to not have another fight.
Justin Perez
Gas the kikes, race war now.
Samuel Wilson
What is the hardest weight class to fight in?
What is the easiest weight class to fight in?
Nicholas Robinson
Whiteboy, why you gotta be so easily shook by the black man?
Julian Powell
>DC >DJ >black
Sebastian Robinson
cuck, why are you an actual embarrassment to your father?
Jonathan Thomas
little guy
Julian Reyes
...
Jaxson Ortiz
cute t.bh
Ayden Jackson
Being a roided fraud DQ's from p4p lists.
Owen Hernandez
So it was the latter then.
Isaac Ramirez
>>>reddit, gay friend
Owen Anderson
cruz?
Daniel Reed
...
Lucas Allen
I guess we can cross out GSP from that list then.
Parker Rogers
He's an Aztec savage.
Lincoln Mitchell
>we now have retards who think someone supposedly being le shook is real fight analysis What the fuck
Oliver Hughes
literally the MMA GOAT is white silva outed for roids jon outed for roids Cruz > DJ
Benjamin Rogers
...
Aiden Sanchez
...
Robert Nguyen
Bruh u need to chill lmao u losin the plot
Michael Ramirez
>I voted for Obama in 2008.
Nathan Diaz
Aldo was the definition of shook, he looked suicidal before the fight, like he hadn't slept in days
Dominic Moore
>MMA GOAT >Tapped to strikes from Matt Serra
Serious doubt
Grayson Brown
Yes. I'm actually serious when I'm not retarded enough to revise the word articulate to mean "namedropping Alexander the Great"
Camden Rivera
Lol whiteboy is mad
Charles Sanders
this
AND he roided
Jace Long
Dom Cruise is white m8
Sebastian Mitchell
Like everyone else
Aiden Brown
i love this general
Grayson Young
articulate =/= speech impediment
If anyone but lispy Tyson said that it would've been praised as an amazing response, allah also triggers
Mason Young
>mfw conair blew jeremy ''who?'' stephens off still funny
Gabriel Johnson
Guys, is Conor's hairline thinning?
Is that the reason why he won't grow his hair back?
Christian Johnson
try to remain untriggered
Ryder Price
What? People were calling Conor the shook one at the weigh-ins. I'd say you were pretending to be retarded but I don't think you deserve the benefit of the doubt.
Joshua Ortiz
A lisp infringes upon your ability to speak clearly and coherently
That is like basically what articulate is
Lucas Thomas
No speech impediment is what I meant to say
Oliver Morales
Is BisKing the greatest fighter of all time? >Fought against cyborknic roidrillas his entire career. >Can't be swayed from the path through injuries and eyepokes (RIP Alan Belcher). >Defeats Anderson via fighting in a war of worlds. >Mines Rocksalt into dust and distributes his remains on the beaches of manwhore island where the jacagator roams. >Draws The Grampy Champy in the ultimate collision of destinies and therefore the universe. Well?
Daniel Russell
Try to remain untriggered
Hudson Davis
was she fat and ugly growing up, cos otherwise i can't explain
Dylan Hernandez
28-4 vs 20-3, which simplified equals a ratio of 7/10 vs 6.67/10
it's the perfect fight desulads
BE GRATEFUL TO THE MMA GOD OF THE HEEMS
Carson Ortiz
He expressed himself and his emotions about his skills excellently using words like 'impetuous' and 'impregnable'.
I can't remember the last time I heard anyone other than William F. Buckley employ the word 'impetuous'.
Jeremiah Parker
why didn't we save him bros ;_;
Nolan Lee
i hate blacks just as much as i hate people who say cuck
Grayson Turner
>That flag
Your opinion = wgaf
Xavier Johnson
>No battle of destinies and ultimate collision of universes. Can't compete with THE KING sorry mate.
Ethan Watson
That's because you're a moron who thinks articulate means namedropping or saying common words
Youre stupid
Jordan Turner
>black dickrider
your existence = wgaf
John Allen
UFC 205 against the Great White Hope against Stephen E. Thompson
Austin Young
Just edit this in your head to make it seem like you were trolling the whole time and not getting wrecked by dictionary.com.
Dominic Barnes
I'm not gay like you
Christian Barnes
No dummy, that's what pronunciation/enunciation is.
Ayden Hall
You are very very stupid
Which factors into how articulate you are
Dominic Jackson
I don't know why that made me laugh as much as it did.
Well played.
Charles Adams
Racist mods attenpting to rewrite history about Woodley the future GOAT like they did with all us folks of color in the past. This aint yo sport no more whiteboys, BLACK POWER
Levi Torres
Mike Tyson is unironically more articulate than Donald Trump.
Fact.
Nathaniel Peterson
it seems the janitor is taking care of the trash
light wins over darkness! 0:^)
Thomas Morgan
>me on the left
Bentley Rodriguez
>>>reddit
Jose Long
And all us woke nuggas who listen to joe rogan all now know Atlantis was black and the already universally agreed Egyptian kings being melanin enriched Conor's black too all good things in life are black
Elijah Nguyen
Is there a /r/truisms subreddit that you want me to visit?
Nathan Foster
No, a gay fedora faggot subreddit
William Stewart
The Thompson family uses their dojo as a place to lure young boys and girls for their heinous twisted acts
They especially target the disenfranchised African-American youth of the South Carolina communities for their perverted acts
Carson Bailey
alvarez vs chandler II, bellator 106, november 2013
Mason Reyes
You're on steroids.
Henry Cook
Stephen and Ray Thompson are lecher racists who are trying to play plantation politics in the combat sports world
The Thompsons are retroactively seeking to strip the colored men and women of the UFC from opportunity, they FORCED Tyron into the slavery of fighting Stephen, THEY FORCED Tyron from receiving his rightful payday after years of hardwork. They have FORCED Joseph Aldo from not getting his rightful revenge match with Conor MacGregor
I am, I'm up to the bit where Connor said they would need an army to take his belts.
Kevin Lee
Wonderboy called Tyron a nigger
Josiah Sullivan
You tried too hard there leaf, I'll give you a (you) just for the effort.
Nathan Adams
>woodley talks >crowd starts booing him fuggen newyorkians, why are you so raycis?
Owen Richardson
Four different times and he slapped Dana's ass
Benjamin Stewart
Ngannou blesses you, Tyron
Joshua Brooks
Wtf I hate stephen now
Carson Wilson
...
David Green
Is Ngannou the new black powerhouse to replace Overeem?
Owen Flores
He's our belated Cheick Kongo replacement.
Parker Wright
>a commercial for new colours whyyyyyyy
John Clark
BANGBRO! LADS!
post doggos
Joseph Moore
How good was Cowboy's suit and tie combo
Brody Hughes
>tfw cheeto fingers
Jack Richardson
Eddie kept stuttering... He missed free shots at Conor like getting btfo by the weakest 155'er(which sets up Nate for another of the easiest 155 and skip khabin some more) and I just feel bad for the lil guy, tAlking about big boy belts and lil boy belts he looked like a man child I hope he wins to make up for this shit.
Luis Ward
not unless he stays at blackzillians and we wait 5 years for him to becoming super-hooft
Aaron Anderson
pimpin
Michael Bennett
>Scandinavia fighter walks out to the Vikins theme song
Ethan Russell
he always has a similar look, it's a nice look though. like woodley's outfit too, but his beard is wack and his head is oddly shaped for how he trims it
Carson Ward
woodley bless
Jaxon Wilson
How soon does Eddie shoot for the first panic takedown?
Isaiah White
What's the button Dana is pumping on his podium?
Aaron Nelson
So is Aldo being a whiny bitch or is he right?
Noah Martinez
you misspelled planned
Jaxon Mitchell
1-cerrone 2-woodley 3-weidman
Isaiah Taylor
Anti-goofball button
Austin Wilson
Conor is going to crack him with the left within 10 seconds and "the plan " will be out the window.
I wish they would let me over there so I could spit in your face
Liam Ramirez
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let Cred Forums die Jon?
Justin Brooks
I would literally kill you
Jacob Green
There's another on the opposite side. I'm guessing it's a small speaker. Dana just pushing it as a nervous thing.
Or this.
Owen Morales
Joanna is annoying
Carson Wilson
Fuck yea he's right. After the whole Diaz saga, Gooby should have went right back to defend his 145 belt. If anyone thinks Gooby vs Aldo 2 as 205 main event would have made less ppvs than Gooby vs Alvarez, he's fucking retarded. Besides, giving Conor a title shot in a division he never set foot in before is a bullshit move even by UFC standards, and further solidifies it as a meme sport
Asher Cruz
really makes me think
Easton Martin
Meant for
Christian Martin
What are those red lines for ?
Owen Rogers
Woodley could probably cut down to LW if he wanted, he doesn't seem to particularly large frame.
Dylan Morris
>If anyone thinks Gooby vs Aldo 2 as 205 main event would have made less ppvs than Gooby vs Alvarez, he's fucking retarded. lol wut m8? Conor vs Aldo drew entirely because of Goob. He had Aldo on his back the entire time. You don't know shit.
Matthew Harris
Get it? NOW GET IT. What happened to that speaker?
Hunter Lopez
prefrontal cortex
Zachary Campbell
Woodley looks upwards so it isn't exactly accurate
Andrew Gomez
Can anybody beat this undefeated godzilla?
Ayden Jackson
She won't be so pretty after the fight
Samuel Flores
me in the second frame
Tyler Russell
That's the niggerest nigger that ever nigged
James Wilson
Yea the only way joanna could be better looking is by beating her face in which is what's going to happen but still gonna root for my boy karolina
>inb4 my boy karolina it's a meme you dip
Noah Perez
oh thank you for explaining i never would have known you meant the "my boy" meme even though it's the most popular /heem/ meme
thank god there are people that post news and and events and specificy whether or not they are memeing in this thread
Carter James
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Cameron Morales
No need to be defensive mate, had an offical boy poll the other day and KK is everyone's boy in the sw division
Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar
Hunter Baker
he's just nervously fidgeting with screw in the mic stand
Lincoln Smith
karolina is the cutest WMMA fighter period in my imho, JJ is second, and that other polish girl is third
poland runs the qt game
Gavin Miller
KK is not my boy
Daniel Lopez
tyron via ko
retards
Eli Walker
Hew de fook is dis?
Joseph Powell
And he would have carry Aldo again in thier rematch. How is this negating my point?
Levi Jackson
What did you think of the "take off those stupid glasses" part of the conference?
Conor seemed lost and went into an autistic spaghetti ramble.
>m-make me! make me make me make me make me make me MAKE ME THEN! MAKE ME! M-M-MAKE ME make me >*takes off sunglasses*
Justin Jenkins
seemed like gradeschool playground shit to me
Luis Brown
Eddie is like ha i got you to take them off Eddie is so cringy he got burried in that press conference.
Cooper Kelly
Best part of the whole conference is when Wonderboy takes away conor's drinks
Hunter Rivera
Jose is a dead fish, McGregor vs Alvarez does better because Alvarez is an english speaking american who actually put in a modicum of effort on the mic (although he did mostly sound like a retard). It isn't even arguable it's just the reality of the situation.
Chase Cook
he said on ufc tonight the other night he can only go up and he could never make lw. He said the only other champ he would fight is bisping because he has to go up not down.
Brody Gray
Cruz has that calm autistic drawl that is the perfect partner to Conor's boisterous schoolboy gangster-isms.
Regardless of the crowd's response, Cruz doesn't use hyperbole, but instead relies on facts and calmly delivers truth bombs, which Conor would find much harder to shake off.
Also, Cruz has NEVER been flustered.
Conor: You've been in the game how many years? And you're STILL a BUM! I roll in here with a CONVOY of Rolls Royces while you have to take the fookin' bus. You're too SMALL, I'm going to put a fookin' hole in your face you *insert vaguely racial remark*...
Cruz [calmy and autistically]: You're delusional. You want to talk about money, but you don't want to talk about how I'm the least hit fighter in the entire roster. You're a dangerous fighter when you're fighting against stationary targets, but you've never faced anybody like me. I'm smarter than you and I'm faster than you. I'm going to tire you out and----
Conor [Interrupting]: You're a little TWERP who wanted a taste of the good life so you begged them to give you the money fight, come on, be honest, you're here because you need me, you need me to save your BUM fookin' life. You and your little mutt.
Cruz [Autism intensifies]: You see? There he goes again with the money, he's obsessed. He doesn't want to talk about the fact that the only people he can hit are flat footed Muay Thai guys or wrestlers. He's never faced anybody like me. He's going to tire himself out trying to hit me in the first 2 rounds and he's going to fail. He's a smart guy, don't get me wrong, that's why he doesn't want to talk about fighting, he only wants to talk about money. But he's not going to seem so smart when he realises that every single one of his tools inside that octagon are useless against a guy who moves like I do. The reason he talks about the money is so he can fall back on it after he fails. It's a defense mechanism to pad out his failures in the octagon.
Bentley Miller
>What did you think of the "take off those stupid glasses" part of the conference?
Poor choice when trying to heem someone with bants
>cruz uses only facts >cruz has never been flustered >cruz doesnt use hyperbole what in the world am I reading
Angel Bennett
McGoob was definitely in autopilot for parts, when he kept talking about Eddie's contract was pretty similar.
Incidentally doesn't Alvarez already have PPV points on his contract? I seem to recall that from the bellator disputes, UFC used it as leverage because bellator obviously couldn't match it.
Jeremiah Gomez
>eddie gets cucked into old contract, too pussy to fight cuckbib >dana btfo by conor getting the fight he wants on his terms for the second time >aldo btfo >khabib btfo >btfo ufc 200 twice in the same year >btfo ufc 100 in a non-title fight >about to hit 2 mil ppv buys gooby bless
Chase Powell
Did you just call someone autistic and then roleplay as two different men?
James Rogers
Aldo: "I will fight him any time any place!"
*RDA gets hurt and pulls out*
Aldo: "N-no it was just a prank bro, I ain't ready to fight you mang!"
He had his chance at a rematch and didn't have the balls to take it on short notice. Aldo is a bitch.
Oliver Hernandez
Is Kebab vs Johnson going to be on the main card ?
Aaron Nguyen
just wanted some autist insurance but looks like I was hit by yours anyway.
Juan Walker
What is pasta?
Josiah Brown
Yeah man I also noticed that, laughed my ass off. The whole money meme is so tired and does my head in. When it comes down to it, its Conor's trump card.
>Y-YEH BUH OI'VE GOT LOADS MORE MUNNY DEN YEW HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAAHAH! OI COULD BOY YOUR WHOLE TEWN AND SELL IT AGEN YEH!? HAHA
Yeah, Eddie will get ppv points. Don't know how much but probably a fair bit. Who fucking cares about money though, it's all people talk about thanks to Connie.
Angel Robinson
No way they put a fight with such a high risk of being a wrestling practise session on the main card.
Cooper Wright
fightpass goof
Joshua Morgan
Dammit Britbong you are going full retard again
Joseph Flores
THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND GIRL
Jayden Cook
rekt
Liam Gray
You realize that McGregor has been fighting on one leg ever since the Holloway fight? He's like Shogun now, permanently fucked left leg, and his cardio has been shit ever since he returned from that injury.
Michael Wilson
his fight style is cardio intensive m8, he can't dew nootin about it
Joseph Kelly
>he thinks there is only one brit in this thread
Jayden Ward
>britbong gets defensive and makes assumptions based out of nothing. Britbantz
Jeremiah Adams
MYŚLAŁAŚ ŻE MASZ KOLEŻANKE DZIEWCZYNKO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Brayden Collins
dont believe eddie makes any ppv money from buys. He is still on his old contract, would be very suprising if he did get anything considering hes never headlined any ppv
wiki >Alvarez agreed on principle to a new contract with the UFC, reportedly including a share of pay-per-view revenue in addition to show and win money. Bellator, however, invoked a clause in the original contract to match the UFC's offer and re-sign Alvarez, matching the show and win purse and alleging that the pay-per-view cut in the UFC's offer to be strictly hypothetical. Alvarez and his management subsequently filed two lawsuits against Bellator.[20] a report at the time >A tiered share of pay-per-view revenue, starting at "$1 for each ‘buy' between 200,000 and 400,000 buys, $2 per buy between 400,000 and 600,000 buys, and $2.50 per buy over 600,000 buys."
Xavier Hall
To get redemption and not have to cut weight for a short notice fight against a man who will make him pretty fucking rich (again).
Joshua Reed
you fucking goof it would have been for the FW belt obviously
Lucas Powell
lolno McGregor wasn't cutting back down to 145 on short notice like that
Ian Perry
Edmond's dungeon
Hunter Carter
Eating chimichangas out of a trash bag
Christian Butler
*little boy belt
Ian Foster
He wants his undisputed FW crown back, he's been clear about that all along, which is why he's pissed that McG is keeping it through 205
Ian Cook
hmm, he did look btfo when conor mentioned it though.
maybe he wanted more money, he assumed he would get it like nate but dana had the khabib card.
Why were you so interested in who would headline the main card between Conor And Ronda?
Sit doooowwwwnnnn...
Thomas Garcia
lmao you think mcgregor could cut like that?
Nathaniel Rogers
i was implying eddie was shook af and was projecting, sorry
Adrian Thompson
you should read what you just posted. Thats his bellator contract buddy. He wasnt signed to the ufc till 2014. He has never headlined any ppv. Also never use wiki to source anything
Nolan Rodriguez
I really dont pay enough attention sometimes, I'm just burnt out haha ?
Juan Wright
God morning, fellow /heem/sters. Friendly reminder that this card is real and is not a figment of your imagination.
Isaac Miller
wikipedia is a decent source, the moderators on there are pretty autistic about information being accurate
unless you're some Cred Forumsyp retard who thinks it's controlled by da juice or something
Chase Harris
What garbage. I'm an Aldo fan too and I'm glad his hue brain got an extended break after that KO, but that FW belt shite is weak. He wants Conor and he wants money. If he beats Holloway, I think they'll fight again anyway.
Jason Morales
yeah because its not like jeremy stephens didnt get his nicknamed changed to who da fook is dis on wiki. Wiki has and never will be a viable source of info especially when the sourcing information to exactly what you posted no longer exists. The mods do nothing or they wouldnt have dead source links all over the page lmao
Benjamin Myers
>Thats his bellator contract buddy Eddie left Bellator before they ever had a single ppv event you fucking silly billy.
Jose Walker
Failed meming sorry, the Aussie reporter in the presser ask a goofy tabloidy question about who would headline a card that both Conor and ronda were on, just to stir shit. Dana told him to sit down and stop shitposting irl.
Evan Smith
>yeah because its not like jeremy stephens didnt get his nicknamed changed to who da fook is dis on wiki. You do know that gets retracted in seconds right?
Isaac Adams
you do realize that he negotiated with them for ppv money before he left right? Learn to read bud. You dont have to be on a paperview to negotiate clauses you derp.
Matthew Harris
Mike Perry is the true main event for UFC 204
Oliver Foster
lmao not true and so to you that means its a good source? lmao you cant source things with dead links and call it a good place for information.
Joseph Ortiz
You're confused as hell and factually incorrect dude. Just re-read the post. I don't need to deal with any more of your sperg nonsense.
Lucas Miller
>Dead fish Def not. He made 200 watchable. Stop riding Goobz dick. A rematch would be a ppv hit
Wyatt Richardson
injuries are gonna fukc 205 up so bad and tate will be main event again
Robert Young
I'm still laughing at Aldo getting so BTFO he wants to leave the UFC and calling jeremy stephens a literal who
can't wait for more press conferences of dana and wonderboy or anyone else taking away the water bottles and monster cans while he talks
David Lewis
our boy
Grayson Ross
Yeah we'll see how it is 2 months from now hey? Big guy?
Carter Hughes
black guy audience member here.
you're a fucking retarded.
William Hughes
You do realize that eddie did negotiate for paperview money on his contract with bellator in 2013. Please go on about how this didnt happen because bellator still had eddie signed when they had there ppv. gotta do some research bud your lookin ruf
BTFO
Julian Torres
hey
Matthew Davis
> a minority is racist kek
Evan Scott
Why do you insist on still being black?
Alexander Phillips
>Khabib gets injured >Alvarez gets injured >Michael Johnson vs Conor McGregor for the interim LW title
Henry White
>six fight maincard >3 title fights They better cut out all filler
Angel Cooper
>BLM >racist
Do you think BLM is saying that only black lives matter? There is an implied "too" on the end of it. Like, black lives matter too.
William Smith
oh, bong, dont be sorry heem is love
Jason Parker
>unironically thinks BLM isn't racist Go back to your race riots.
Andrew Walker
>There is an implied "too" on the end of it. Like, black lives matter too.
that's why they only riot when blacks get shot right
Justin Gray
conor would defend his belt against frankie or fight cerrone(if he doesn't have time to cut to 145)
Isaac Moore
>conor vs. khabib for the title >tyron vs. maia for the title >JJ vs. PVZ >weidman vs. silva
;^)
Chase Collins
I never actually thought of it that way, thanks m8.
Ayden Gomez
I don't think Conor could make 145 even with 2 months notice 2bh
Hunter Mitchell
Imagine if you were this naive.
Julian Jones
your ideology is showing
Jose Rodriguez
New thread boys
Adam Cook
As is your niggetry, nigger.
Kayden Hall
yeah you'd probably do something stupid like let 19 trillion terrorists into your country
Blake Long
>getting hyped for cards this far out
>pic related
John Hernandez
I suppose if you live your whole life under a delusion seeing reality would be an ideology in itself.
Alexander Gonzalez
Take your negativity elsewhere shitcunt. Besides, fighters are less apt to pull out of cards that Gooby headlines.
Justin Lee
>This will be your le swan song le swan le song :PP
Jace Evans
what's wrong with your country dude lol
Elijah Carter
McGregor said Irish built NY. Implying it wasn't Anglos, Dutch and Jews. Irish chauvinism is really retarded
Brayden Watson
Aye right
Joshua Gray
Will Stipe be the first to successfully defend the HW title 3 times?
Juan Hughes
Unless they're fighting McGoober himself, in which case they suddenly live life like they're in a fucking ACME cartoon.
Jace Cox
New thread lads >NEW
Charles Ramirez
He has two more defences to go, it's not easy too say
Christian Thomas
>me >black oh britbongs what a way you have with words
Nolan Lee
i thought kabib was fighting Johnson on 205
Connor Morales
best one
Logan Hill
ffs at least pretend you know shit
Gabriel Bailey
Dude you just got 2 shades darker, cut it out.
Jaxson Moore
gotta work out or use ur muscles time they need stimulation
Elijah Mitchell
...
Christian Bailey
You do realize you are flat out wrong on this one. Please refrain from calling anyone underage after that green text