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Old thread Tyron Bless edition

NEWS

Tyron Woodley (CHAMP) vs Stephen "Wonderpedo" "Wonderwoman" "Wondergirl" "Wonderbread" "Whiteboy" Thompson for the Welterweight title at UFC 205

T-Wood embraces the hate and will shut up the racists on November 12th

#andstill

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tyron bless

why was tyrone crying at the faceoff? was it because of racism?

*Based NY crowd boos*

You could give the most cliche, bland, awful impersonation of a black person on here, and the spergs will still get immensely triggered lol

I love it

Should have put a trigger warning. You'll trigger lots of pasty skinned gringos.

could we please have a decent thread

thank you

>Consistent with the researchers’ predictions, fighters who smiled more intensely prior to a fight were more likely to lose, to be knocked down in the clash, to be hit more times, and to be wrestled to the ground by their opponent (statistically speaking, the effect sizes here were small to medium). On the other hand, fighters with neutral facial expressions pre-match were more likely to excel and dominate in the fight the next day, including being more likely to win by knock-out or submission.


how bad did eddie fuck up

>wake up
>check mma news
>every one pissed
>aldo quits
wtf is going on

White boys need to calm down

Even remotely hinting at an outspoken black fighter like Tyron will get them all riled up. We're trying to be civil here but I won't stand for blatant racism and hatefulness

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I tried to read your post but you forgot to pause for the boos.

tyrone talks like he has a dildo up his ass

So let me get this straight, white quote un quote people, are mad that Tyron Woodley did what no one had done in 12 years and KO'd Robbie Lawler and ruining their wet dream fight of wonderman vs. lawler? That's what has them hating this guy?

whats the backstory for this

K A R O L I N A B L E S S

wonderbread has a black dildo up his ass

Is this accurate?

>Aldo and Hunt think they're worth a damn to the ufc

Lol

realizes his time is short

You would know how that sounds like wouldn't you?

all these """"black men""""" need to class up.

Can you do me a favor and match up Woodley with Conor real quick?

Thoughts?

>how that sounds like wouldn't you?
Mup da doo didda

AND NEW

>Tyron woodley had the audacity to be black and ask to fight legends like Nick Diaz and GSP, if he was a certain Brit ducking 12 contenders to fight a 46 year old then it'd be all good and """based"""

That uppercut on the way down was nasty. Regular speed is better though.

Conor is going to land on Eddie whether you like it or not.

It's a question of whether or not Eddie has got a Nate-tier chin.

bless

Okay hold up

Thoughts?

bisbong isn't based

brown was heem'd during that fight

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B A S E D

A

S

E

D

Oh shit, abandon thread, whiteboys on pooicide watch

>Comparing THE KING to some race baiting racist.
How DARE you.

>5'8
>5'9

youtube.com/watch?v=a1ikTvlf0y4

thoughts?

I thought racism was over lads. Then the NYC crowd proved me wrong. There is no reason to dislike based Tyrone

MOAR of KK

> out struck by Jake Shields

>Irish people are white.

B L E S S
L
E
S
S

Look at the size of Conor's hand. How can black men compete?

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=v6yek81uV6I

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"Smile'n" Sam Alvey's thing is that he's always smilin'

she's an 8/10 and makes Joanna look like a goblin

Conor is so subconsciously shook he actually took off the shades

Rory didn't have the power I think Wonderboy does. Either way someone is getting heemed

S S E L B L E S S

i see an old man being put in his place

b l e s s
l
e
s
s

i really want to live on a farm and make a big family with this woman for some reason

i see a little man being put away by a big boy

Everyone loves Rampage. Everyone loves Silva. Face it, Woodley is just a cunt.

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i'm not falling for the shook meme anymore

I don't love Rampage.

>There is no reason to dislike based Tyrone

dude wipes

>connor taking the eddie fight

how bad did connor fuck up

more like she's a 6 and Joanna a 3

yea I was just memeing. people legitimately think it's because of racism though.

Except for the racism of course.

Is your wife a reporter by any chance?

H E E M

;)

>white people don't like a black person that actually speaks out

Shocker

Why is he a cunt? cause he ruined your wet dream fights?

Well let's be honest, if he we were white he wouldn't catch half as much shit for it.
People like an outspoken white guy but hate the 'uppity nigger'.

he's not charismatic at all and he walks around like he's butthurt

Holy shit this 205 card is amazing

>get mega-triggered by cuck memes

>instantly jumps to them the second he back into a corner

Scrawny little white boy confirmed

youtube.com/watch?v=jLPCN8UItkw

Thoughts?

How is he even uppity? are you all retarded? All he did was say he wanted to fight Nick Diaz or GSP. Lots of other fighters have asked to fight these guys and don't catch nearly as much hate, at least not from this cesspool general.

this

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Speaks out nonsensically and spreads racism himself with his BLM memes.

Some guys get hard luck when it comes to crowds, like Cormier, but with Woodley it's totally justified.

I don't know man, I'm in the same boat as you.

HEEM TAPPY

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>durrrr its nonsense

Because you're a stupid fuck, unironically the only explanation for why youre so butthurt is because he's black and outspoken

>BLM memes

He's directly spoken against their bullshit, you're a moron and doing a majority of the racebaiting here

you are delusional

suck that dick jon/you there pussy was meme'd to death

people love when jones trashtalks. woodley just comes across as a little bitch.

Isn't he the first fighter to campaign for a money fight directly after winning the belt?

He also implied people were racist for reacting negatively to the aforementioned statement, which was pretty dumb.
Like when Angela Hill was talking some foolish shit about people being 'racist' towards woodley and people told her to fuck and and stop being retarded as well.

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>Heem tappy from that tame heel hook

actually people just don't like little bitches

The butthurt is palpable

The fuck are you on about? Most people call Jones a scumbucket, nobody actually likes him.

I completely understand why you fear Wonderboy

thanks for the fresh content spainbro

Reminder that Woodley ducked Lombard, because the fight wasn't good for his "brand".

Only if they're black

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Lot's of people like jon jones regardless of of scummy he acts

>Isn't he the first fighter to campaign for a money fight directly after winning the belt?

How new are you to the sport? And why shouldn't he want a money fight given that a literal civilian fought at UFC 203?

>He also implied people were racist for reacting negatively to the aforementioned statement

No he didn't you're literally just pulling this stuff out of your ass.

He perpetuates a million debunked theories that come directly from the BLM camp.

You really look at this thread and consider me the race baiter? I want to get past race to personality, which is the reason he isn't liked.

I'll say it again: Rampage and Silva are pretty much universally loved. Why? Because they are cool guys who people want to hang out with and they don't fall for tumblr tier shit memes about race. Literally no one wants to have a pint with Woodley.

dana spent an entire afternoon in paint on that you asshole

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>tfw dana came through in the end
tybd

>Aldo v Krazy Horse in RIZIN with PRIDE rules

Jesus Christ, Jesus fucking Christ

people hate jones because he was busted for roids

>6

the absolute best goofs

Overeem is the only cool black fighter. A shame that he's done.

>he perpetuates a million debunked theories that come directly from the BLM camp

No he doesn't you utter fucking retard. Now you're just making shit up. You could've referenced his stupid shit about blacksplosiveness, but you're just saying stupid shit that isn't even real

You're a fucking moron

>You really look at this thread and consider me the race baiter

Yes, you are getting fucking flustered over the most trivial shit and saying stupid shit like "le fuggin nigger xD" and saying utter nonsense about BLM

>Rampage and Silva are pretty much universally loved

They don't have the same personality as Woodley, and no they aren't universally loved either

>Literally no one wants to have a pint with Woodley

*no retarded neckbeard*

what is the secret of his power?

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Nah newfag, when people called him out for not fighting wonderboy he said in no small words that those people were racists and attacking him for being black.

no ass, fucked up nose

low standards virgin neet confirmed

>Tyron was born in Ferguson
>A reporter asks him what he thinks
>He says it would be cool to fight there
>Some neckbeard Cred Forums sperg gets triggered by him for life

Can't make this stuff up.

Wew lad. I'll leave this one in the hands of the audience.

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>starts a racebait thread
>immediately gets butthurt and rages

> that those people were racists and attacking him for being black.

Do you have a source? Cause I'm pretty sure you don't.

holy fucking shit top kek

Born Tyrone Lakent Woodley
April 17, 1982 (age 34)
Ferguson, Missouri, United States

>get btfo

>run away like a bitch

kek

Go ahead and cry more because "tyrun is so mean and black :(((((("

a classic

>IF I WOULD'VE COME HERE FOUR YEARS AGO AND TOLD YOU A KARATE GUY IS GOING TO RULE THE UFC YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME I WAS RIDICULOUS
>IF I TOLD YOU A KARATE GUY
>KARATE GUY
>KARATE
>GUY
>KARATE
>THAT'S FUNNY

Go watch the interviews yourself you ignorant faggot I'm not going to spoon feed you.

raging malet

Does Karolina Kowalkiewicz have p4p the best leg game in MMA?

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you noticed that also?

>Didn't even know this till now

The amount of casuals ITTs is staggering

i want to get to work on those legs, yes

The whiteboy rage is unreal. Attempting to slander the character of Woodley, just like they did with MLK

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>Go watch the interviews

WHAT interviews retard? Every single interview he's had? You're literally making shit up with your crazy imagination and you can't even back it up.

why in the actual fuck would I care where tyrun wouldle was born?

>Who the fook is talking

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What a meme machine.

>tyrun wouldle

Are you autistic?

are you spain?

sweet jesus

I'm not crying, I'm laughing at him getting booed off stage by a based crowd because he's so unlikable.

You made zero points and zero sense, and characterised my arguments so poorly that I was forced to accept that you might not have the ability to understand how to charitably discuss anything with another person, so I left for others to decide.

I get mad when people boo Cormier, but I get nothing but joy when people boo Woodley.

this

people like ali and tyson because they're likable and down to earth

they hate mayweather because he's a little bitch

same concept

>cowboy serr-own
>dana what

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>Doesn't watch interviews from the fighters he wants to talk about.
Don't talk to me again casual.

Color blind too? Flag clearly shows United States you gimp.

this photo really makes you think huh guys

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Based Dana BTFO out of that annoying sperg.

People like Ali because they think they are supposed to.

Love McGregor with all my heart, what a man, what a laughts he provides

Wew lad youre shitting out real stinkers here

I'll leave this one in the hands of the audience

>i-i-im laughing
kek

> when people called him out for not fighting wonderboy he said in no small words that those people were racists and attacking him for being black.

Still waiting on that source. Saying "it's from interviews" isn't a source. If it's such a recent thing it should be easy to find, unfortunately it's not so easy to prove since you just made it up in your autistic brain.

weird

lads...my left lat has been twitching for 2 hours already. What gives?

Hey man, what you doin' round here man.Has no one told you the rules man?

>People liked Ali

Kek

>Ali
>Down to earth

Lol so clueless and underage

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don't die before 205 user

Shit happens to my left forearm occasionally.

I just call it the gains dance.

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She's a fit lass.

Joanna is gonna re-arrange her face yeh

She better get in contact with Jessica Penne's surgeon right away

Someone post the pron parody of Paige and Dana.
It's a picture taken from behind Dana as he bangs Paige missionary style.

>Literally a sec before I post it

I'm the audience. You seem like you're on the verge of tears by the way you're posting, over emotional and not making much sense, I'm sorry for your parents kid.

>the city of Jeremy Stephens

did they figure out what happened to jones? like he said he had good news or something but took down the video

Great minds think alike

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What kind of nerd goes to the weigh-ins/stare downs and whistles like a virgin when then women are one stage?

It hurts me physically.

>retard racebaiter #232 takes the side of another retard racebaiter

>youre so mad!!!! *wipes away tears* Im the a-a-audience!!!!!

Dana shouldn't be talking about the size of someone's head given the melon he walks around with.

she's so fugly

It worked. The audience responded with a resounding 'Yup, Woodley is a cunt', with a queue of others waiting to give other examples of well loved black fighters with great personalities. Woodley is universally hated by everyone with the exception of tumblr and you.

Lmao Romero looked like a fucking dork. Supersized Urkel.

joanna shaves some bone off that nose, she'd be even cuter

are you literally autistic? you posted this racebaiting thread. now you pull the victim card like typical libscum.

Who?

Yes, she deserves a warm loving respectful gentleman such as yourself who will treat her right and take her out on lovely saturday morning brunches in the rose gardens of the city square

Until they clash in the Octagon.

Go upstairs and cry to momma about it.

Woodley isn't universally hated by anyone except fat slovenly neckbeards like yourself that get triggered by black skin. I love how you think you're being witty or sly here it's so cute to see the Dunning-Kruger effect at play in such a stupid person like you

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Female attractiveness really is like 60% in what their nose looks like.

Karolina is still qt despite being ugly because weird nose.

Why are you so obsessed with tumblr? Do you go there everyday to know what they're into? Where is the cross-over between tumblr and Woodley or are you just THAT autistic you brand everything you don't like as tumblr and/or reddit.

>tfw no one asked him a question
I always wonder how those dudes feel when they hold a big press conference and don't get one question. i don't think gastelum got a single one either

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>every single person who isn't a complete autist like me is the same person!!!

Schizo

You faggots literally get played like a violin by such obvious shitty bait then come up with the most pathetic and laughable excuses to justify it. It's so cringeworthy to see how seriously triggered you're all getting by this

>it's so cute to see the Dunning-Kruger effect at play in such a stupid person like you
The irony is great

why the obsession with constant aggressiveness? it's weak, you're weak.

Oh yeah you're right, I must have just imagined the cacophony of boos that accompanied Woodley when he tried to speak at the presser.

weak b8 m8, go try somewhere with less experienced fish

your weakass logic is your downfall

ehhh not sure if 60% nose

if you have a cute nose but a man chin or a missing chin thats also repulsive

also if you're not symmetric thats also repulsive

He actually kinda is.
It's weird, he's well spoken and stuff but people just think he's shit.

Dude that bitches face is 60% nose.

woodley is unlikable and a little bitch, i'm sorry that triggers you

now get that cheeto dust of your fingers my man

WOODLEY IS THE UNDISPUTED GOAT

What aggressiveness? Asking a genuine question here pal.

FUGGG

for you

Lmao i be gone to get some grub and the whiteboys still be gettin all hot and heavy bout woodley. Dat bbc lust

tyson was barely literate and people loved him

you dont have to be well spoken to be loved. sometimes your cuntery just shines through

So weak that at least 3 autists including yourself are replying and getting triggered by every post i make that even insinuates woodley

I like how you try to deny the fact only fat neckbeards like yourself hate woodley by using a crowd of new yorkers as evidence. You are fucking raging with passive-aggression right now it's so funny

... of being booed into oblivion.

>Woodley is unlikable cause he KO'd le blood orc in 2 minutes

Wew imagine being this butthurt about a fighter. I can't.

You're constantly consistently changing topic to try to nitpick technicalities like an angsty teen.

your girl will be taking my cock begging for a light-skinned baby

later boo

>Dunning-Kruger
>racism waaaahhhh
you couldn't be more of a euphoric redditor if you tried

You suck at this lol

>replying == getting triggered

>See post.
>See replies not including my own ()
>Turn to my buddy
>"Man people really do not like Tyrone Woodley"
>"What's there to like?"
Anecdotal, but still.

Tyson was also a legitimate bad motherfucker.

>obese friend simulating neckbeard who horrifically tries to vicariously live through "success" actually hates someone successful

I'm genuinely curious as to why you think that

That's a meme, Tyson is actually pretty articulate and has some all time classic lines, even invoking Alexander the Great etc, he was a great talker when he wanted to be.

You forgot to pause for the boos my man.

Are you incapable of answering a simple question? If so why did you even bother responding, I wasn't even responding to you.

Damage control

high test confirmed ;^)

jbj was the best thing about ufc for a long time lad

>Tyson is actually pretty articulate

You are fucking stupid and your wit is fucking awful. You are like the antithesis of an actual British person

I call this one "Dummy Control"

Give me a (You).

I'll fuck you 'til you love me faggot.

>Tyson is actually pretty articulate

>I'll fuck you till you love me faggot

Giggling over here. Great post Nigel.

You whities have ruined another thread, thanks!

I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston,I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

Thanks for another reply, mr. im not triggered

I'll be awaiting another reply in the near future

smgdh.. the world is sooooo fucked.

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I like Anderson Silva and Rampage, see I'm not racist I have black friends too and I voted for Obama in 2008.

tim kennedy is also fighting in madison square gardens did you guys know

Cringe cringe cringe, please stop

I really really really like this post

I, too, enjoy black fights

the way he handled the booing was a class act

i have a conflict of boys support towards woodley vs wonderpedo

may the best win

as long as memes never die

So is he gonna spend more time in his burger shop or something?

i hate niggers
i hate coons

what now

>Aldo want to retire because Groobs is fighting Eddie instead of him

Have anyone ever been as permanent btfo as Aldo?

I'm sorry you fell for The Simpsons meme about Tyson being a dumb, inarticulate bruiser.

If you were baiting, well done, you got me. If you were serious, you simply don't know what the word 'articulate' means.

please stop using "blacksplosion" memes as they are racist

Guys I love Dave Chapelle doing that "Im not Rick James bitch!!!" thing! Charlie Murphy is hilarious too, they TOTALLY aren't doing minstrel comedy which led them to abandon the show in its prime! Guys some of the best "people" i've ever met are in these inner city ghetto communities, great people!

Guys! I let my girlfriend fuck a black man and even gave him money afterwards! I'm not racist

That's a big (boy) belt

I'm sorry you're a contrarian retard that actually thinks Mike Tyson is a genius and articulate for namedropping Alexander the Great with broken lisp english

I really am

If the featherweight is for little boys, what does that make bantamweight and flyweight?

niggers/wetbacks/assblasted cucks leave

How come there isn't a single white fighter in the top 3 p4p list?

Is the p4p list racist against white people?

I want Wonderboy to win obviously because Tyron is a cunt, but what I don't dispute is that Woodley is for sure the champ. I hate when people complain about guys getting an early title shot if they end up going in there and showing why they deserved it by knocking people the fuck out. You can't complain that they skipped the queue if they beat a person who is supposed to be the best.

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I think Aldo was going to retire after the Conor fight if he won, then he got completely memed on, he wanted to redeem the loss but it's taking too long so he just said fuck it. Also I'm not convinced Aldo actually thinks he can beat Conor, he was shook the first time and I can only imagine it's worse now. Maybe he just prefers to not have another fight.

Gas the kikes, race war now.

What is the hardest weight class to fight in?

What is the easiest weight class to fight in?

Whiteboy, why you gotta be so easily shook by the black man?

>DC
>DJ
>black

cuck, why are you an actual embarrassment to your father?

little guy

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cute t.bh

Being a roided fraud DQ's from p4p lists.

So it was the latter then.

>>>reddit, gay friend

cruz?

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I guess we can cross out GSP from that list then.

He's an Aztec savage.

>we now have retards who think someone supposedly being le shook is real fight analysis
What the fuck

literally the MMA GOAT is white
silva outed for roids
jon outed for roids
Cruz > DJ

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Bruh u need to chill lmao u losin the plot

>I voted for Obama in 2008.

Aldo was the definition of shook, he looked suicidal before the fight, like he hadn't slept in days

>MMA GOAT
>Tapped to strikes from Matt Serra

Serious doubt

Yes. I'm actually serious when I'm not retarded enough to revise the word articulate to mean "namedropping Alexander the Great"

Lol whiteboy is mad

this

AND he roided

Dom Cruise is white m8

Like everyone else

i love this general

articulate =/= speech impediment

If anyone but lispy Tyson said that it would've been praised as an amazing response, allah also triggers

>mfw conair blew jeremy ''who?'' stephens off
still funny

Guys, is Conor's hairline thinning?

Is that the reason why he won't grow his hair back?

try to remain untriggered

What? People were calling Conor the shook one at the weigh-ins. I'd say you were pretending to be retarded but I don't think you deserve the benefit of the doubt.

A lisp infringes upon your ability to speak clearly and coherently

That is like basically what articulate is

No speech impediment is what I meant to say

Is BisKing the greatest fighter of all time?
>Fought against cyborknic roidrillas his entire career.
>Can't be swayed from the path through injuries and eyepokes (RIP Alan Belcher).
>Defeats Anderson via fighting in a war of worlds.
>Mines Rocksalt into dust and distributes his remains on the beaches of manwhore island where the jacagator roams.
>Draws The Grampy Champy in the ultimate collision of destinies and therefore the universe.
Well?

Try to remain untriggered

was she fat and ugly growing up, cos otherwise i can't explain

28-4 vs 20-3, which simplified equals a ratio of 7/10 vs 6.67/10

it's the perfect fight desulads

BE GRATEFUL TO THE MMA GOD OF THE HEEMS

He expressed himself and his emotions about his skills excellently using words like 'impetuous' and 'impregnable'.

I can't remember the last time I heard anyone other than William F. Buckley employ the word 'impetuous'.

why didn't we save him bros ;_;

i hate blacks just as much as i hate people who say cuck

>That flag

Your opinion = wgaf

>No battle of destinies and ultimate collision of universes.
Can't compete with THE KING sorry mate.

That's because you're a moron who thinks articulate means namedropping or saying common words

Youre stupid

>black dickrider

your existence = wgaf

UFC 205 against the Great White Hope against Stephen E. Thompson

Just edit this in your head to make it seem like you were trolling the whole time and not getting wrecked by dictionary.com.

I'm not gay like you

No dummy, that's what pronunciation/enunciation is.

You are very very stupid

Which factors into how articulate you are

I don't know why that made me laugh as much as it did.

Well played.

Racist mods attenpting to rewrite history about Woodley the future GOAT like they did with all us folks of color in the past. This aint yo sport no more whiteboys, BLACK POWER

Mike Tyson is unironically more articulate than Donald Trump.

Fact.

it seems the janitor is taking care of the trash

light wins over darkness! 0:^)

>me on the left

>>>reddit

And all us woke nuggas who listen to joe rogan all now know Atlantis was black and the already universally agreed Egyptian kings being melanin enriched Conor's black too all good things in life are black

Is there a /r/truisms subreddit that you want me to visit?

No, a gay fedora faggot subreddit

The Thompson family uses their dojo as a place to lure young boys and girls for their heinous twisted acts

They especially target the disenfranchised African-American youth of the South Carolina communities for their perverted acts

alvarez vs chandler II, bellator 106, november 2013

You're on steroids.

Stephen and Ray Thompson are lecher racists who are trying to play plantation politics in the combat sports world

youtu.be/xV8v_nDNmlQ

these trolls are disgusting

Dana White isn't just a coincidence

The Thompsons are retroactively seeking to strip the colored men and women of the UFC from opportunity, they FORCED Tyron into the slavery of fighting Stephen, THEY FORCED Tyron from receiving his rightful payday after years of hardwork. They have FORCED Joseph Aldo from not getting his rightful revenge match with Conor MacGregor

The WHITE man cannot be trusted

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Stephens

>other names

>Wonderboy gets injured 2 weeks before 205
>Mike Perry steps in

Thought you had a champion boy?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How would she fair in the UFC?

She's white! She'll be the the star of the show! Shameful!!

Go to sleep

how do I get a chin like wonderpedo

>manly
>unattractive

She will fit in just fine

woodley is in trouble guys

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Can someone explain to me why there is a race war going on ITT?

White boy tryna put the black man down again!!! How typical

>Racism
Literal faggots.

I am concerned for your health. Sleep is very important. Be well, friend.

(You)

Do we know if Mike " Vietnam fucking shits" Perry is a darkie destroyer too ?

Any dank press conference memes?

go watch it, nerd

blacks have gotten over paranoid in the words of dave chapelle "they don't give a fuck enough to bother being racist"

some radical leftists believe it too, partially because the knockout game was just an excuse for racist black children to punch white people

I didnt watch the press con. Was there any good memes?

Michael grew up in the diverse and truly beautiful but afflicted Flint, Michigan

He understands OUR pain, he does not hate the black man, he is one of us in every way in every struggle outside his skin

The speed of that overhand right still alarms me, one of the fastest I've seen in MMA, no wonder lawlers head clattered.

Who the fuck are you?
Little boy belt
Take off your sunglasses
SIT DOWN
Fuck me with your BBC Tyron

Weak stuff. Can't believe a fan yelled the last one though

watch it then

it's worth watching just for attention sake

connor is so far up his own ass, he forgets things.

Just watch it
youtu.be/kYxYjm1F_Ik
youtu.be/kYxYjm1F_Ik
youtu.be/kYxYjm1F_Ik

*deafening boos*

I am, I'm up to the bit where Connor said they would need an army to take his belts.

Wonderboy called Tyron a nigger

You tried too hard there leaf, I'll give you a (you) just for the effort.

>woodley talks
>crowd starts booing him
fuggen newyorkians, why are you so raycis?

Four different times and he slapped Dana's ass

Ngannou blesses you, Tyron

Wtf I hate stephen now

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Is Ngannou the new black powerhouse to replace Overeem?

He's our belated Cheick Kongo replacement.

>a commercial for new colours
whyyyyyyy

BANGBRO! LADS!

post doggos

How good was Cowboy's suit and tie combo

>tfw cheeto fingers

Eddie kept stuttering... He missed free shots at Conor like getting btfo by the weakest 155'er(which sets up Nate for another of the easiest 155 and skip khabin some more) and I just feel bad for the lil guy, tAlking about big boy belts and lil boy belts he looked like a man child I hope he wins to make up for this shit.

not unless he stays at blackzillians and we wait 5 years for him to becoming super-hooft

pimpin

>Scandinavia fighter walks out to the Vikins theme song

he always has a similar look, it's a nice look though. like woodley's outfit too, but his beard is wack and his head is oddly shaped for how he trims it

woodley bless

How soon does Eddie shoot for the first panic takedown?

What's the button Dana is pumping on his podium?

So is Aldo being a whiny bitch or is he right?

you misspelled planned

1-cerrone
2-woodley
3-weidman

Anti-goofball button

Conor is going to crack him with the left within 10 seconds and "the plan " will be out the window.

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so you and him are hoping for

kek

Will Eddie let the dog out?

What the fuck, guys

Santa Claus doesn't even real bro

>tfw it's not frankie vs artem

delet this

Hey pussy, are you still there?

youtube.com/watch?v=kYxYjm1F_Ik

I wish they would let me over there so I could spit in your face

You think I'm just gonna sit here and let Cred Forums die Jon?

I would literally kill you

There's another on the opposite side. I'm guessing it's a small speaker. Dana just pushing it as a nervous thing.

Or this.

Joanna is annoying

Fuck yea he's right. After the whole Diaz saga, Gooby should have went right back to defend his 145 belt. If anyone thinks Gooby vs Aldo 2 as 205 main event would have made less ppvs than Gooby vs Alvarez, he's fucking retarded. Besides, giving Conor a title shot in a division he never set foot in before is a bullshit move even by UFC standards, and further solidifies it as a meme sport

really makes me think

Meant for

What are those red lines for ?

Woodley could probably cut down to LW if he wanted, he doesn't seem to particularly large frame.

>If anyone thinks Gooby vs Aldo 2 as 205 main event would have made less ppvs than Gooby vs Alvarez, he's fucking retarded.
lol wut m8?
Conor vs Aldo drew entirely because of Goob. He had Aldo on his back the entire time. You don't know shit.

Get it? NOW GET IT. What happened to that speaker?

prefrontal cortex

Woodley looks upwards so it isn't exactly accurate

Can anybody beat this undefeated godzilla?

She won't be so pretty after the fight

me in the second frame

That's the niggerest nigger that ever nigged

Yea the only way joanna could be better looking is by beating her face in which is what's going to happen but still gonna root for my boy karolina

>inb4 my boy karolina
it's a meme you dip

oh thank you for explaining i never would have known you meant the "my boy" meme even though it's the most popular /heem/ meme

thank god there are people that post news and and events and specificy whether or not they are memeing in this thread

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

No need to be defensive mate, had an offical boy poll the other day and KK is everyone's boy in the sw division

Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar

he's just nervously fidgeting with screw in the mic stand

karolina is the cutest WMMA fighter period in my imho, JJ is second, and that other polish girl is third

poland runs the qt game

KK is not my boy

tyron via ko

retards

Hew de fook is dis?

And he would have carry Aldo again in thier rematch. How is this negating my point?

What did you think of the "take off those stupid glasses" part of the conference?

Conor seemed lost and went into an autistic spaghetti ramble.

>m-make me! make me make me make me make me make me MAKE ME THEN! MAKE ME! M-M-MAKE ME make me
>*takes off sunglasses*

seemed like gradeschool playground shit to me

Eddie is like ha i got you to take them off
Eddie is so cringy he got burried in that press conference.

Best part of the whole conference is when Wonderboy takes away conor's drinks

Jose is a dead fish, McGregor vs Alvarez does better because Alvarez is an english speaking american who actually put in a modicum of effort on the mic (although he did mostly sound like a retard). It isn't even arguable it's just the reality of the situation.

he said on ufc tonight the other night he can only go up and he could never make lw. He said the only other champ he would fight is bisping because he has to go up not down.

Cruz has that calm autistic drawl that is the perfect partner to Conor's boisterous schoolboy gangster-isms.

Regardless of the crowd's response, Cruz doesn't use hyperbole, but instead relies on facts and calmly delivers truth bombs, which Conor would find much harder to shake off.

Also, Cruz has NEVER been flustered.

Conor: You've been in the game how many years? And you're STILL a BUM! I roll in here with a CONVOY of Rolls Royces while you have to take the fookin' bus. You're too SMALL, I'm going to put a fookin' hole in your face you *insert vaguely racial remark*...

Cruz [calmy and autistically]: You're delusional. You want to talk about money, but you don't want to talk about how I'm the least hit fighter in the entire roster. You're a dangerous fighter when you're fighting against stationary targets, but you've never faced anybody like me. I'm smarter than you and I'm faster than you. I'm going to tire you out and----

Conor [Interrupting]: You're a little TWERP who wanted a taste of the good life so you begged them to give you the money fight, come on, be honest, you're here because you need me, you need me to save your BUM fookin' life. You and your little mutt.

Cruz [Autism intensifies]: You see? There he goes again with the money, he's obsessed. He doesn't want to talk about the fact that the only people he can hit are flat footed Muay Thai guys or wrestlers. He's never faced anybody like me. He's going to tire himself out trying to hit me in the first 2 rounds and he's going to fail. He's a smart guy, don't get me wrong, that's why he doesn't want to talk about fighting, he only wants to talk about money. But he's not going to seem so smart when he realises that every single one of his tools inside that octagon are useless against a guy who moves like I do. The reason he talks about the money is so he can fall back on it after he fails. It's a defense mechanism to pad out his failures in the octagon.

>What did you think of the "take off those stupid glasses" part of the conference?

Poor choice when trying to heem someone with bants

youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

apart from you, swedindu

>cruz uses only facts
>cruz has never been flustered
>cruz doesnt use hyperbole
what in the world am I reading

McGoob was definitely in autopilot for parts, when he kept talking about Eddie's contract was pretty similar.

Incidentally doesn't Alvarez already have PPV points on his contract? I seem to recall that from the bellator disputes, UFC used it as leverage because bellator obviously couldn't match it.

>eddie gets cucked into old contract, too pussy to fight cuckbib
>dana btfo by conor getting the fight he wants on his terms for the second time
>aldo btfo
>khabib btfo
>btfo ufc 200 twice in the same year
>btfo ufc 100 in a non-title fight
>about to hit 2 mil ppv buys
gooby bless

Did you just call someone autistic and then roleplay as two different men?

Aldo: "I will fight him any time any place!"

*RDA gets hurt and pulls out*

Aldo: "N-no it was just a prank bro, I ain't ready to fight you mang!"

He had his chance at a rematch and didn't have the balls to take it on short notice. Aldo is a bitch.

Is Kebab vs Johnson going to be on the main card ?

just wanted some autist insurance but looks like I was hit by yours anyway.

What is pasta?

Yeah man I also noticed that, laughed my ass off. The whole money meme is so tired and does my head in. When it comes down to it, its Conor's trump card.

>Y-YEH BUH OI'VE GOT LOADS MORE MUNNY DEN YEW HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAAHAH! OI COULD BOY YOUR WHOLE TEWN AND SELL IT AGEN YEH!? HAHA

Yeah, Eddie will get ppv points. Don't know how much but probably a fair bit. Who fucking cares about money though, it's all people talk about thanks to Connie.

No way they put a fight with such a high risk of being a wrestling practise session on the main card.

fightpass goof

Dammit Britbong you are going full retard again

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND GIRL

rekt

You realize that McGregor has been fighting on one leg ever since the Holloway fight? He's like Shogun now, permanently fucked left leg, and his cardio has been shit ever since he returned from that injury.

his fight style is cardio intensive m8, he can't dew nootin about it

>he thinks there is only one brit in this thread

>britbong gets defensive and makes assumptions based out of nothing.
Britbantz

MYŚLAŁAŚ ŻE MASZ KOLEŻANKE DZIEWCZYNKO


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

dont believe eddie makes any ppv money from buys. He is still on his old contract, would be very suprising if he did get anything considering hes never headlined any ppv

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Where the fuck is rousey

why should he fight at LW when he isnt a LW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wiki
>Alvarez agreed on principle to a new contract with the UFC, reportedly including a share of pay-per-view revenue in addition to show and win money. Bellator, however, invoked a clause in the original contract to match the UFC's offer and re-sign Alvarez, matching the show and win purse and alleging that the pay-per-view cut in the UFC's offer to be strictly hypothetical. Alvarez and his management subsequently filed two lawsuits against Bellator.[20]
a report at the time
>A tiered share of pay-per-view revenue, starting at "$1 for each ‘buy' between 200,000 and 400,000 buys, $2 per buy between 400,000 and 600,000 buys, and $2.50 per buy over 600,000 buys."

To get redemption and not have to cut weight for a short notice fight against a man who will make him pretty fucking rich (again).

you fucking goof it would have been for the FW belt obviously

lolno
McGregor wasn't cutting back down to 145 on short notice like that

Edmond's dungeon

Eating chimichangas out of a trash bag

*little boy belt

He wants his undisputed FW crown back, he's been clear about that all along, which is why he's pissed that McG is keeping it through 205

hmm, he did look btfo when conor mentioned it though.

maybe he wanted more money, he assumed he would get it like nate but dana had the khabib card.

>m-muh little boy belt
>conor is bigger than eddie
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

shook af tbqhwyf

m8 its just a meme

Why were you so interested in who would headline the main card between Conor And Ronda?

Sit doooowwwwnnnn...

lmao you think mcgregor could cut like that?

i was implying eddie was shook af and was projecting, sorry

you should read what you just posted. Thats his bellator contract buddy. He wasnt signed to the ufc till 2014. He has never headlined any ppv. Also never use wiki to source anything

I really dont pay enough attention sometimes, I'm just burnt out haha
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God morning, fellow /heem/sters. Friendly reminder that this card is real and is not a figment of your imagination.

wikipedia is a decent source, the moderators on there are pretty autistic about information being accurate

unless you're some Cred Forumsyp retard who thinks it's controlled by da juice or something

What garbage. I'm an Aldo fan too and I'm glad his hue brain got an extended break after that KO, but that FW belt shite is weak. He wants Conor and he wants money. If he beats Holloway, I think they'll fight again anyway.

yeah because its not like jeremy stephens didnt get his nicknamed changed to who da fook is dis on wiki. Wiki has and never will be a viable source of info especially when the sourcing information to exactly what you posted no longer exists. The mods do nothing or they wouldnt have dead source links all over the page lmao

>Thats his bellator contract buddy
Eddie left Bellator before they ever had a single ppv event you fucking silly billy.

Failed meming sorry, the Aussie reporter in the presser ask a goofy tabloidy question about who would headline a card that both Conor and ronda were on, just to stir shit. Dana told him to sit down and stop shitposting irl.

>yeah because its not like jeremy stephens didnt get his nicknamed changed to who da fook is dis on wiki.
You do know that gets retracted in seconds right?

you do realize that he negotiated with them for ppv money before he left right? Learn to read bud. You dont have to be on a paperview to negotiate clauses you derp.

Mike Perry is the true main event for UFC 204

lmao not true and so to you that means its a good source? lmao you cant source things with dead links and call it a good place for information.

You're confused as hell and factually incorrect dude. Just re-read the post. I don't need to deal with any more of your sperg nonsense.

>Dead fish
Def not. He made 200 watchable. Stop riding Goobz dick. A rematch would be a ppv hit

injuries are gonna fukc 205 up so bad and tate will be main event again

I'm still laughing at Aldo getting so BTFO he wants to leave the UFC and calling jeremy stephens a literal who

can't wait for more press conferences of dana and wonderboy or anyone else taking away the water bottles and monster cans while he talks

our boy

Yeah we'll see how it is 2 months from now hey? Big guy?

black guy audience member here.

you're a fucking retarded.

You do realize that eddie did negotiate for paperview money on his contract with bellator in 2013. Please go on about how this didnt happen because bellator still had eddie signed when they had there ppv. gotta do some research bud your lookin ruf

BTFO

hey

> a minority is racist
kek

Why do you insist on still being black?

>Khabib gets injured
>Alvarez gets injured
>Michael Johnson vs Conor McGregor for the interim LW title

>six fight maincard
>3 title fights
They better cut out all filler

>BLM
>racist

Do you think BLM is saying that only black lives matter? There is an implied "too" on the end of it. Like, black lives matter too.

oh, bong, dont be sorry heem is love

>unironically thinks BLM isn't racist
Go back to your race riots.

>There is an implied "too" on the end of it. Like, black lives matter too.

that's why they only riot when blacks get shot right

conor would defend his belt against frankie or fight cerrone(if he doesn't have time to cut to 145)

>conor vs. khabib for the title
>tyron vs. maia for the title
>JJ vs. PVZ
>weidman vs. silva

;^)

I never actually thought of it that way, thanks m8.

I don't think Conor could make 145 even with 2 months notice 2bh

Imagine if you were this naive.

your ideology is showing

New thread boys

As is your niggetry, nigger.

yeah you'd probably do something stupid like let 19 trillion terrorists into your country

>getting hyped for cards this far out

>pic related

I suppose if you live your whole life under a delusion seeing reality would be an ideology in itself.

Take your negativity elsewhere shitcunt. Besides, fighters are less apt to pull out of cards that Gooby headlines.

>This will be your le swan song le swan le song :PP

what's wrong with your country dude lol

McGregor said Irish built NY. Implying it wasn't Anglos, Dutch and Jews. Irish chauvinism is really retarded

Aye right

Will Stipe be the first to successfully defend the HW title 3 times?

Unless they're fighting McGoober himself, in which case they suddenly live life like they're in a fucking ACME cartoon.

New thread lads
>NEW

He has two more defences to go, it's not easy too say

>me
>black
oh britbongs what a way you have with words

i thought kabib was fighting Johnson on 205

best one

ffs at least pretend you know shit

Dude you just got 2 shades darker, cut it out.

gotta work out or use ur muscles time they need stimulation

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You do realize you are flat out wrong on this one. Please refrain from calling anyone underage after that green text