/heem/

Can Stipe beat Cain?

autistic lmao

The problem is the more autistic I behave the more (You)s I get.

Ridiculous isnt it

>there are goofs who don't drop to their knees daily and thank Dana

He made Habib v Johnson FOR YOU!

Dana Bless

Cain has No(0) chin and really needs to be able to bully aggressive strikers on the cage or on the ground, so yes.

...

Maybe if he can get a card in Denver or something

Genuinely thinking of blocking America flags for a day and seeing if /heem/ is still enjoyable with half the quantity of posts. There was this one guy pretending to be a race baiter in order to troll people two threads back; and was so fucking autistic he ended up getting really angry at the people he was trolling and some guy had to soothe him by replying with irrelevant memes after about 200 posts.

looks like conor in a bikini

hnnng

I'm here for (You) bro

Fucking hell.

Best card, even if injuries ruin some of the fights.

Guys I feel bad for Aldo. He doesn't deserve to be fucked around like this.

Does the television poster still hang around here?

I want him to tell me about his giant council house television

Gooby bless to you leaf

How much can they get injured in month and a half, right? Right ?

>tfw it was a britbong race baiting

Is Khabib even beatable? Can't see anyone (including Gooby) in LW that could take him.

UFC 209 in ELY Nevada!

If Khabib buttfucks Michael Johnson, as he surely will, do we expect people to finally admit he's good or will the meme continue?

kek

>he turned down the fight with mcgoob
>mad he isnt getting a fight with goob
>ima quit then that will show them
>nobody cares

meme continues because "johnson was never good and got beat by a bum"

oh yeah bud he posts all the time

pic related, not even kidding

Khabib is being protected, MJ is the first fighter he's been put against who matches up decently against him

khabib vs nate incoming

Legend killed by ninja shit

what's going on with his outside toes

Maybe he shouldn't have gotten himself KO'd in 13 seconds then.

work boots that are too narrow

how tall are you tho?

you never know, be careful.

He wears 4 inch heel boosters in his shoes, and so his pinky toes get crushed.

>protected

he's walked through all of his fights, including RDA

The motherfucker fought like once a year because he would only step into the octagon under perfect circumstances.

Nobody is going to miss him because he never fought anyway.

Does McGoob have this mode?

is this a gif for ants?

why do hues pour water in fighters' crotches in between rounds?

its not only the dudes, claudia's cornermen did it to her too

Upcoming events:

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mmajunkie.com/2016/09/michael-johnson-vs-khabib-nurmagomedov-official-for-ufc-205-in-new-york

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/claudia-gadelha-vs-cortney-casey-added-to-ufc-fight-night-100-in-brazil

this

he had the chance when RDA pulled out and he rejected it. his pulling out record is ridiculous also.

fuck him

As long as Tyrone vs Wonderboy happens I'm happy.

Thanks man! It's really nice of you to have put this together, lots of people benefit from this!

How new are you? Tons of fighters do this, it's not a hue thing, it's a humans have arteries there thing. It's to cool you down.

Don't get why you still shit on Khabib when he's actually got a good fight lined up that he willingly took rather than sitting on the sidelines because he was told he'd get a title shot

to cool down

>Gustsffson
REEEEEEEE

>do some cardio until you're sweating and ready to relax
>go outside or somewhere you don't mind getting water on the floor
>pour ice water on your dick
>???
>now you know

The question is why everybody doesn't do it, ice pack on the back of the neck, ice water on your dick, and you are immediately cold as fuck.

Can Eddie and Conor gain 55 lbs in time to fight at 205?

Reminder that if you're one of the many posters such as who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, MMA Fighting, Vice, UFC.com, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT

>muhammad likes khabib

Don't quit your dayjob homie

thats why i screencap thinks instead of linking them

>reminder that some bongs needs attention

I hope so, it is likely that Cain will beat himself

I'd definitely admit that, but admitting he's good and admitting he's the best and most feared LW are two totally different things. He's already objectively good, but I'm unconvinced he's as good as his padded record makes him look to casuals who consider him the GOAT.

Also, he's AKA, so he's due a soul destroying loss. think about it, Jones gave a fuck you gesture after beating Cormier, Bisping pointed and said 'Fuck you!' to Rockhold after knocking him out, and Johnson was being a right old classless cunt to Poirier after sitting him down. I can see Johnson doing it. The AKA curse.

I think it's a well established fact nobody gives a shit about links. If you however are instead missing an upcoming schedule in your OP because UFC is all you watch and you don't know dates for other promotions because you aren't a real fight fan, you should heem yourself. You heard me, Canada, do what's right.

Great dad joke, well done.

But that's how the commentators pronounce it

Disliked how everybody was wearing suits at that press conference

It used to be Conors "thing" to be dressed well around the other fighters dressed like bums, but now they're all doing it because of him

Pretty sure the UFC told everyone they had to wear suits dude

Cowboy was wearing the most ridiculous looking cowboy suit ever end he obviously would never wear a suit on his own

>putting on a fucking suit is ripping off Conor
This britposting needs to stop.

This.

There's a "dress code" if you're not kitted out in reebok gear now.

it's what happens when you run the game

the ufc made them

McGregor made the UFC

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Starting to think this press conference shit talking is scripted
Wouldn't surprise me desu

He does literally do whatever he wants at this point

>the McPresser pulled more views than a FS1 card

t. goof

>pulled in 3x times more viewers than a mighty mouse PPV

"MAKE ME MAKE ME MAKE ME"
"Y-you have two jiu jitsu coaches"

>scripted

Enjoy being internationally relevant post-brexit oh wait lol

On Cred Forums x, to block a flag do you go on settings>filter>flag and then type the name of the flag and just leave it? It isn't working for me.

madman

Just watched the press conference. Actually rooting for McGregor this time around. Woo

forget it, I've done it.

Yea Eddie is about as interesting as one of his Pizzas he seems like such a doof.

eddie came out blazing like aldo did, not a good sign.

was Cred Forums down for a bit earlier?

I wish I could make 155, I'd 50-40 every there

90% chance khabib drops out, only reason he wasn't at the presser was Dana wrapped him in cotton wool until fight night

what did bj mean by this meme stance?

brain damage and mental illness contributing to poor decision making during a time of duress

hope mcgregor never fights khabib cause the memes would end

It's a shame he gets drowned out by the famous casual mma fan facebook comments of

He won't, Uncle Dana will hire Sage to hit Khaib's knee with his truck before the fight happens.

Amazing, simply amazing.

Thanks man!

Yes, most boards were

>It's measuring in kilograms

lets be honest, Eddie won that fight aggainst RDA on a fluke, he is shit and its going to lose easily aggainst McGregor
I just wish we could finally see RDA vs McGregor

>Brazil

uh dont you have some school to shoot or something

RDA looked unbeatable before, what the fuck even happened.

What do you know about schools?

FLAT EARTH BROS WW@?

I dont think Eddie is shit, but I would for sure pick RDA in a rematch

He got got by a savvy veteran. Shit happens. Remember that this year Bisping KOed Rockhold.

Who is the best non-religious/spiritual fighter currently in the UFC?

>I'm not here to be an employee of McGregor

ouch

Fluke shot, it happens sometimes

>le no-striking can who lost to fucking Tibau would beat mcgregor
for sure my man

McGoob

...

>le no grappling man who lost to Joesph Duffy would beat Khabib

sure thing man

wew

what's the context of this

Could be worse

...

HEW

is that nik lentz

*Joseph

wow thanks I never would have figured that out

name fighters who beat multiple members of the same team

frankie edgar - faber and mendes TAM
cruz - faber and benavidez

Aldo wants out of his contract, so he still wants to fight?

McGregor barely got past fucking Chad Mendes

I always complete my UFC fight ritual with listening to Kid Nate and Zane Simon giving their insight on the fights. Thank you for being consistent and prompt.

He wore a British flower

PREMIER

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Fuck Cain. I don't ever want to go back to that 1 fight a year piece of shit being champ. fucking time waster.

Stipe defeating Arlovski and Overeem, though I'm not sure Overeem is a 100% Jackson's guy.

Hosey is emotionally unstable, showing very low emotional IQ,
a rather common feature amongst people with poor background,
like the negros from the ghetto or the kids from the favelas,
and that's why most of them kill their wives when they get angry,
or stab each other for the most trivial things.

Conor truly destroyed this man, he literally finished him on every aspect.

If it wasn't for guys like Tim Kennedy and the British 100 years ago, this lil twerp would be speaking German

How hard was he when he typed this?

Aldo - Mendes, Faber

>The dilapidated ghetto of Team Alpha Male

so what happens to mini-mendes now lads?

Team Absolute Madman

Meh. Just give holloway and Edgar the interim shot then. Tell goober he has until February to fight the winner or vacate. Considering holloway is only 24 he'll be champ soon enough.

Is having 2 jiu-jitsu coaches the new meta when it comes to training and development?

they make Max fight him and Mendes wrestles him to a decision so that Max doesn't get to fight Goober

Enjoy feminism and blm

I guess Bethe too? She beat up two horsewomen.

Are Caramac chocolate bars based?

Mr. Who da fook is dat guy, will never outlive the memes

Goobs confirmed for no longer gaf

Nah

How long do you think you have before the nanny state tries to filter this place anyway?

Is Joe Silva being gone the reason why this card turned out so good?

What the fuck was that manlet even doing all these years?

couple of years at LEAST so fuck you

No mate fucking hell

Next you'll be telling me you're eating a daim

>Goobs hittin the Doobs

Daim's alright

you should probably look up his interviews about his job

it's stressful as fuck and the amount of work he did for the UFC is overlooked by casuals like you all the time

daim's are shit, caramac is gorgeous, you're on steroids

i think i love her lads

Cards after 205 will be dry as heck, expect a Ryan Bader main card soon

...

LOL i only watch mcgregor and rousey cards kiddo

I'm just watching the presser now, why did eddie still khabib's line
>be careful

cruz probably watches anime with his pup on his off time and breaks down every scene to his dog

Meme magic lad

Stop projecting

I'd watch that show

dont even have a dog bro

he converted to Islam

Inshallah Rasheed

You seem pretty shook

I should get a dog desu

I dislike Tyron Woodley because he heemed Lawler, I wasn't ready for it, and I'm only human. However I check myself when I catch myself in the act of hating on him; as I am aware that I am full of shit about it.

>log into UFC premium account to buy tickets

>cheapest is $800

GOOB WEED LMAO

and he is also a black man

Stop posting my wife.

>Event in Brazil
>Nogueira

You can make that in a week you 1st world doofus

>Croatia
>first world

>britain
>first world

Is McGregor now the HHH of MMA? He is always booked to look good.

red panty night yeh

CONOR NEEDS WEED TO SLEEP AFTER BEING SHOOK BY ALVAREZ

HAHA CONOR FANBOIS BTFO

MCGREGOR ERA IS DONE!!!!

You're in the club and Wonderboy spinning meme kicks your gf's ass, then you turn around to see this

What do you do?

good post

All mcgregors fault

systematically maul every single one of them poser clowns

Blacksplode and mess the club up

what an awful t-shirt

...

lmao

imagine the weigh ins

"alvarez blinked HES FUCKING SHOOK"
"Conor backed up SHOOK AF"

I unironicaly think Conor has a better chance against Khabib than anyone else in the top 5 at 155 other than Nate. I could see him running face first into something like Aldo did more than I can anyone else.

>Aussies in charge of quality posts

When do the Emu's rise again?

Who wins, Chris' crew or Nick's crew?

Khabib is several times the wrestler that Mendes is, and Mendes took him down at will.

we already knew lad

The Chris without doubt

>other than nate

nigga...

The Emu's already won m8, they call the shots in Australia and everybody knows it. Nothing gets done down under without them saying it does.

You DID watch his Horcher fight? Careful Khabib is a munster

>they all square up
>Nick, Nate, and Shields flop on the ground
GET IN OUR GUARD PUSSIES
WON'T EVEN GET IN MY GUARD YOU LITTLE BITCH

>DUDE CONOR IS SO SHOOK
>ALDO IS IN HIS HEAD, HE'S GONNA DESTROY CONOR!

what time is it in australia anyways, i mean
you watch fights what, at 7 am in the morning, the fook

u may be a true fan

or just a complete idiot

>mfw you'll never drink a beer in the night and smoke a 20 pack while watching spicy bangers

Gooby bless you lads

Gooby bless you leaf

>You will never regret anything in your life as much as Aldo regrets this fight, everything leading up to it, and everything after it
wew

more like

>they all square up

>Thompson gets bottled by Jake
>Stipe gets sucker punched and three guys jump on him
>both Nate and Nick try to box Chris at the same time

I imagine the Chris, Stipe, and Wonderboy standing like Hank Hill and his buddies, just sipping beers while the 209ers flop and roll around on the ground like beached fish

ALLAHU AKBAR

As much as I love the lad and his shenanigans, I feel that at some point Gooby must have a fall from grace. How hard will it be and what will be the most likely cause?

>power outage in the ENTIRETY of South Australia

>the city of Abo convict technology

Khabib never runs face first into anyone, not even Darrell Horcher

did you watch UFC 196?

completely dominant rekking by khabib for five rounds straight

Why don't more fighters DAB after they win?

COCAINE

Why don't we talk about yair Rodriguez that much here? I mean all those tkd meme kicks

youtu.be/S7TJ0_b4PzI

Toyota commercial about Dad, Mom, and Mom's lover.

>Americans

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY WHERE I HARVEST MY GRAIN

I think Croatia wins this round lads.

>how Khabib v McGregor would go

RD 1 McGregor 9 - 10 Khabib
RD 2 McGregor 8 - 10 Khabib
RD 3 McGregor 10 - 9 Khabib
RD 4 McGregor 9 - 10 Khabib
RD 5 McGregor 9 - 10 Khabib

Give him a hat and he's Amish

>how Khabib v McGregor would go

RD 1 McGregor def Khabib via TKO (punches)

p4p best meme fighter.

Jonah Hill?

>tfw he loses to Eddie and refuses to fight again until Dana gives him a rematch

Did Romero say a single word at the presser?

Say "show me why they call you the all American and Wonderboy" and present my boipussi

No but I noticed him laughing

>you now realize Aldo/mcgregor wasn't even a year ago

I've always wondered how the average UFC fighter survives in the company. Diets, gyms, training camps, traveling expenses, these things could cost you insane amounts of money and if you're fighting for breadcrumbs in a Jewish company like the UFC I absolutely cannot see how you make ends meet.

lots work 2nd jobs

youtube.com/watch?v=_zagM1Memfw
Post walk ins

They're paid just fine, Lenin.

heem every there

The "average" fighter has a second job. But I agree. I mean Bruce buffer gets way more than the average fighter and Dana takes way more than he deserves

youtube.com/watch?v=-LS6n1JZl5o

I would have the music video projected in a number of high-definition screens above the cage and blue-haired anime girls dancing behind me

t. poor bulgar

Jesus look at Aldo's fingers on his left hand, they're like pure bone, no wonder he got fucked, what hope does a skellington have versus the best modern MMA fighter.

You seem like someone who's living in the USA and knows how expensive certain states are for a person that's devoting his life solely on his fighting hobby.

hew de fook is dis

What did he mean by this?

WHO?!

>Bulgaria attempts to lecture Croatia about the American wage standard
okay

Then move to a more affordable place, fricking goofs. SBG offers low low prices and produces world class talent, plus Ireland isn't too expensive.

KO Villante then run away like Krazy Horse

Trying to improve his chin by becoming a marijuana addict like Nick and Nate Diaz.

Are you a nigger and run fast?

it comes from de eartt

was conor shook in the staredown with eddie

>wonderboy holding Stipe's drink for him

how nice

Didn't you see, he was SHOOK af

Took the first step back and everything

McGregor -175
Alvarez +135

Seems like a fight to stay away from desu. In fact, every Gooby fight seems like one to stay away from.

idk if he was but eddie didn't look like conor got in his head the way he got into Aldo's

what's your opinion on the Romero-Weedman fight.

you can't make a dime on this card Joe Rogan

they fucking started doing the lines right

What's the line on JJ vs KK ?

there are statistics which show fighters who smile (and especially laugh) during staredowns tend to lose. It's probably awkward smiles, low self-esteem sort of thing.

how many levels of irony are you guys on for the shook meme

im on 4

Weidman wins a UD after Romero gasses halfway through the 2nd

What about fighters who trick their opponents into thinking they had a friend before screaming maniacally?

100% win rate desu not sure why no one else has caught on to this meta yet

I'm not sure my brain could juggle that many so I'm only on 2, but essentially we're saying the same stuff right?

JJ should be at least a +400 favourite

Is Dana White losing control?

>all these F bombs all over the place
>ring girls just throwing the round card on the floor when walking down the steps
>Werdum kicking a non combatant
>Aldo wanting to leave with belt
>White shitting on Roy Nelson and outright says he done while he says nothing about Werdum
>hyping up Rousey/Cyborg even though that'll never happen

Reebok is going to pull out aren't they

Who's this in reference to?

Would you say that imagining more than 2 levels of irony would make you shook?

what is the scale

>Weedman is def not taking him down
>Weedman gets hit a lot, got hit by pretty decent strikes in every fight
>Romero hits harder than most opponents Weedman has faced so far
>Romero has that Eddy Gordo flow

youtube.com/watch?v=xHKAQxH6kHc

Mike "If you eat rice, I won't be nice" Perry

Haha!

>he's walked through all of his fights, including RDA
easy now

I hate this stupid favela monkey but he's right

As deeply as you can meme, my friend

>209
>Anywhere else but Stockton
Wew

stipe tapped

Mike "If I see a gook, somebody will be shook" Perry

Just give it up britain

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shook
?

Hey fook you buddeh

Mike " If he's yellow heem that fellow" Perry

Conor has aged five years in the face and eyes in one year.

Nah. is good
Gook doesn't even rhyme with shook

I agree. He clearly taps here. Look closely, he uses his fist to tap on Reem's chin.

What do you think, lads?

Will she be shook again?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

this interview was so uncomfortable

>american enunciation
nonce

DELET THIS

Lads

>Eddie hugs Conor for 5 rounds
>all the casuals will implode because of all the salt
>Conor heems Eddie in the first round
>the meme train continues to roll on

We can't fucking lose here. Enjoy this glorious time to be alive. Only bad outcome here is if Kebab lose so Kebab vs Conor never happens.

youtu.be/T2hzzljxo7A

delet this

>northerner detected

Alraight boodeh?

She looked pretty good in her debut.

laa

>northerner
Now it all makes sense

was jamy stephen shook here

Romero is getting USADA'd

Poor Eddie, is he really not getting paid? Must have been awfully scared of Khabib.

If I was stephens I would be shook for life unironically
Would rather lose a fight

ppv points?

ouch

Threadly reminder you are not a fightfan unless you both support your boys financially, and wear their emblems on your person

I'd be slightly disappointed to stay up whole night and end it with 25 minute hugfest

where did the shook meme come from? don't remember goobs saying it

>$35 for a t-shirt

>tfw UFC shirts are showing up at Ross

The brand is dying you should just wait till they are all on clearance

>implying I'm a poorfag
I spend 35 bucks on a meal, why not 35 on a shirt

lurk more buddeh

>SMALL

Lmao, is there any reason for your support of Mighty Mouse?

>I spend 35 bucks on a meal

He's still gonna have his biggest payout of career but he missed on Nate tier money

it's the same shit then, if he beats him he can renegotiate for the rematch.

>implying he will lose
eddie always gets cracked early but I think conair will capitalize on that

of course Sweden loves having a black man on them

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>all that Aldo hate

Considering all he has done I think he deserves more respect.
You're quick to forget

lol $12 for shipping on a shirt

>manlets
>men

>DJ
>black

You're all over the place man

tell us right, go on, what has he done

I hope he leaves, MMA fucking sucks for 99% of the people in it

>Whine and cry and threaten to resign the moment you don't get your way when you're not a needle mover

Yeah I'd fire him from my company, fuck off Monsieur manlet

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>McGregor Diaz 2 outsold 1

wew lad

are 193'ers more casual than 194'ers?

Being the champ for half a decade
Cleaning the 145 division

How many fighter can brag about that ?

They promised he'll get his rematch, they lied.
It's weird because Dana has no problem when Conor doesn't defend his belt but when it's someone else...
Don't get me wrong I think Conor is good for the sport and a great fighter but it's the UFC not the CMUFC

If you haven't been watching since the single digits you're a casual

If Stipe starts going to an actual fucking gym there isn't any reason he couldn't

He can still get a rematch, Aldo has had bigger breaks from defending his title than has passed since their last fight, stop stirring shit and fuck off.

Would Dana prefer Eddie to win? Conor would still be a huge draw but it would take away some of his negotiating power.

...

he's been doing okay so far

Will he ever recover?

Who?

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:

Adan is permanently shook, permanently obsessed.

Aldo can't even sell 200,000 ppvs

lmao @ his "life"

if he wants control over him then yes

i think so cause otherwise Dana will have to get two armies

whirl around like taz from the looney tunes with broken bottles in my hand, slashing all of them and subsequently getting kicked out of the club, and getting arrested, but gf is so taken by my masculine display that she stays with me throughout my time in the slammer

>le who the fuck are you? Amish man

Platinum bless

>>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:

So funny when low income trash try to talk shit.

latimes.com/business/la-fi-dockworker-pay-20150301-story.html

god he needs to shave that shit off his face

i honestly thought that was a picture of Jonah Hill

i actually think a fight between him and conor would be okay but his mic skills sucked so bad

really should have written sommit down

>tfw i can succ any here

Succ this *Grabs crotch*

>caucasian

Stephens is a bum fighter with a terrible record. he's even missed weight.

the american dennis siver

No they dont, reddit. Stop forcing this meme, reddit.

you ever find a cargo box of asian women on the docks tony

Most do, in fact

>Broken, wrestlefucked conor weeps openly into the canvas
>Hey goof, give me that 145 belt, it's LITERALLY WHO's now

...

You could try but my TDD is underrated

>blonde
wat

Thats not weed its just an amber leaf rollie lads

Aldo vs Mendes II 180,000
McGregor vs Diaz II 1,650,000

$88,200,000 difference wew

that was shitty but he destroyed Bermudez though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_whiteness_in_the_United_States#North_Africans_in_the_United_States

Oh now it's most? OK idiot.

>Throwing a tantrum over the man who made you more money in 13 seconds than you did in your entire career

Is somalia considered North Africa?

he has, but he's like goobs in a lot of ways, very naturally talented. I'm just saying if he got that next tier up, he'd be golden. still one of my hw boys.

someone was passing around a clove cigarette at the Sheryl Crow concert

not his fault

If the definition is "majority", then yes

>somalian
>north african

Joanna is going to die of a heart attack she eats eggs literally every day

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>falling for the eggs is bad meme

Rosary game on point

>Not sporting the MC GREGOR tee

Wow thats a very New York picture. There's even an NYPD cruiser and a construction worker.

>falling for the eggs arent bad meme

So does every athlete. Fuck outta here you vegan pussy scum.

Ugh. I didnt notice. I fucking hate when people wear rosaries like necklaces. It isnt a necklace, it's a tool for praying. Really pathetic how many people that believe in god dont even know their own religion.

>eggs on a plate with fruit

HEW DE FUCK IS DAH GOY?

It's a convenient place to keep it ye fuckin dingus.

i thought it was worth posting thanks

i can't wait for tickets to go on sale for the fights in nyc

anyone else glad to see Wonderboy and Woodley shake hands? the ducking narrative was going too far

Everyone has a cross to bear.

hmmm

good luck, you won't be getting them for 205 for less than $600

As long as I get to see Tyrone's lifeless body face down on the canvas in a pool of blood I'm fine with it.

If you wanna look like a fucking idiot, sure.

F*ck you, carnist. I swear next time I see you I'll drop 12-6 elbows on the back of your head like I'm digging for coal.

It's well worth it to be in the best city in the world.

I don't have a rosary coz i aint some catholic heathen.

Dallas?

CHI

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I'm new to MMA but is Jon Jones really that good? I only saw his most recent match before he was busted and he didn't look all that impressive.

That's fine, because unless you start eating red meat I ain't gonna feel shit from your fragile, malnutritioned pussy strikes anyway.

Errybody not Catholic is a heathen

>dallas
Is that where kid nate lives?

nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=H6aJP1TmYcg

>always read the platinum Perry screaming meme in thread titles
>Start imagining what it would sound like
>Finally listen, it sounds exactly like it was spelled

Heh

AAAAAAAAAAA

yes

yes he is

>You're quick to forget
Can't forget what they never knew in the first place

Jones is a degenerate addicted pissbaby but he belongs in the GOAT discussion

Aldo is a faggot bum who was constantly bitching out of fights. He defended his title like once a year. Good riddance to that non english speaking goof.

holy shit CHI has had 535 murders this year

least he defended it

Fucking this, at press conferences he sit there like a fucking statue and not say a god damn word.

Hillary said Trump was being "negative" for mentioning it in the debates.

he sure did cry a lot though :3

DC would have killed him at 200, especially since he had a hard time handling fucking St Preux

14 months passed between the Mendes and McGregor fight m8.

How is your president?

DC fought like a f*g at 200 against a Bisping'd Silva

>DC would have killed him at 200
lol stay on r/mma little bitch. Really. No one here wants you around. You have little bitch opinions. Go away.

Where can I get some of his tainted supplements?

aldo should leave the UFC at this point

i don't know why he is still negotiating for a title shot

largely ornamental but he has his moments

youtube.com/watch?v=WwvMNkCruGw

harmless

what part of Derry are you from?

It's thanks to Jones and his years of boring dominance that nobody gives a h*ck about LHW anymore. It's the deadest division in the UFC. it's not on life support, it's a couple metres down and we gotta delete it and introduced Medium Heavy Weight (220)

Go cry some more Jones

No man, we need a 195 divison
We'll call it Flyweight Heavyweight

got a cramp in my back after having a wank
what does this mean for me?

What we need is a microweight

Fill it with starving refugees and let them fight for money.

What technique were you using?

>hurr bitch
good argument

Mayo

And a 200 division - featherweight heavyweight
202.5 - Feather Light heavyweight
204 - Feather Light Welterheavyweight

>boring dominance
Sure bud

Holocaustweight (Men's 105)

Stand and wank

Did I hurt your feelings, little bitch? Thats why youre a bitch, cause youre feelings are easily hurt. Youre like DC when he got boo'd at the press conference.

"Y-you, y-you're booing m-me??

Be honest, are you being satirical?

The autism is staggering lad. what is wrong with you, are you an adult?

youtube.com/watch?v=UPqG_82fRCQ

What's the best way of dealing with boo's? Chael's, Al Iaquinta's or Tyron's way?

samefag less oviously

The JDS Way

JJs a bit of a psycho isn't she? Everything about her demeanour would suggest she has an abnormal psyche

youtu.be/3mOrlwCM6Ec

Normally I laugh at female fighters but this vicious bitch looks like she stabbed people to death back in shithole Poland

i hope jeremy finally knocks out frankie he's a disgrace for losing to baldo twice

You are absolutely self-unaware.

youtube.com/watch?v=SdZAjXPjdVg

she's a pussy

Buddy she's "not scary." Ask Steve Edwards

youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcz-1J9t7E

DELET

>there are people who frequent /heem/ who are younger than 17

>self-unaware

Huh?

I'm absolute shite at picking women's fights. Does KK have a solid chance against JJ?

it means you're on steroids

""""people"""

Don't stay on tool late. You have school tomorrow.

>there are people watching MMA who weren't even alive when UFC 1 happened

Mistress Valentina could practice her Muay Thai kicks on me any day :^)

Nah dawg, all non-burger flags are the same person.

>there are people browsing Cred Forums who didn't grow up watching David the Gnome

No chance, JJ is the better version. Nobody at WSW can take that volume yeh (maybe Andrade can get lucky)?

KK gets punched 142 times dude

Okay lads, how spicy will the Wonderboy/Tyrone banger be?

Probably not. To beat JJ you need to be great in one asset of the game (probably wrestling since thats JJ's weakest point). I don't see KK troubling her anywhere. I guess that someone like Tatiana Suarez in a couple of years could beat JJ.

it's not a banger if one guy doesn't get hit, tyreese

it's going to be like an anime fight where they both reveal hidden power ups for 5 rounds

Whitebois won't like spicy nigger dick shoved in their mouths

Not that spicy. Wonderboy goes down in the first round.

First round KO or one sided beat down, it's not gonna be close either way

basically

KK plz win

rip woodley

feels good man

If Conor beats Eddie impressively where would that put him in the P4P rankings?

I don't want to see my girl get destroyed ,/heem/ ;_;

Jones is a nasty piece of work who will do anything to win, regardless of how immoral it is.

holy shit wow

She's got that kind of face that you just know is going to age like milk.

>implying it already hasn't

>immoral

I literally haven't thought about that show in like 30 years

That's called having the heart of a champion. A bitch like you wouldnt understand.

I bet this webm triggers you,huh? I bet when it happened you were on r/mma whining about how Jones is an asshole for dropping machida instead of gently lowering him to the mat and then giving him a little kiss on the forehead goodnight.

She's going to look very bad at the end of the fight, friend

>he scores the 3rd for mcgoob

Well, she's already 31, so it's not going to get much worse.

Hey pussy are you still there ?

bruh KK curdled years ago

pls make cyborg division dana

pls

Please fucking don't, Dana

I would like to see a 145 and 125 division for WMMA in the UFC.

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hell i wouldnt mind a 155

There is a cyborg division it's called men's 145

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youtube.com/watch?v=n4ULE6Ele_U

Gooby vs Cyborg

O/U 2.5 million PPV buys?

>t.nigger

a cute, CUTE!

>ywn be that dog

lol she fights at 115 dude they're all tiny humans

Nah I have no problem with that, it's mainly eye pokes that I don't like. I actually think machida could have won that fight were it not for the eye pokes, I think a lot of people don't fully realize the psychological affect eye pokes have, especially against someone with a style like Machida's. I guarantee if the UFC manages to do something about it, Jones will not stay undefeated for long.

for you

Aw man. Those feet make up for the face

>I guarantee if the UFC manages to do something about it, Jones will not stay undefeated for long.

Dude have you seriously not read up on the new rules?

You're not allowed to point your fingers at your opponents face, ever. From any range. If you point your fingers at their face, you get warned.

NEW

She looks like she'd make a good wife though, one that you cheat on with hookers often.

Post qts with qt puppers

2.6 million. It'll bring in all the strong womyn hoping for another king vs riggs.

The fact is cheating helps you win in mma. If you really wanna win, thats the shit you gotta do. See also: the new england patriots and the bad boys era detroit pistons.

>The fact is cheating helps you win in mma. If you really wanna win, thats the shit you gotta do.

except for you know the rules are completely changing

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You first.

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Dawww

Disgusting beast

The dog is alright though

>still defending jon ''needed to juice and eyepoke to get a decision against true natty goat DC'' jones even after his projection of the Britbong failed
How's that dick taste boi?

>I fucking hate when people wear rosaries like necklaces
If you wear it solely as a fashion pieve, it is wrong but wearing the rosary in itself is not wrong. You are contradicting what is believed in fatima apparition. You dont know catholicism

You have to go back

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>caucasian

gets me every time

Olivia's got bigger arms than JJ. y'think she could take her?