/epl/

at this point i think he's just b8ing us

dont think so t b h

>at this point

>think

Our 12th place club who get wacked for 4 every game just beat your 3rd place club with a clean sheet.

doesn't change the fact that the english nt is shite now does it

>Schalke

no this is their new level

when was it ever not shite?

>us

CRASHING THIS CLUB

2006

who can stop him lads?
>11 goals in 6 games

>"Entrapment won"

Reminds me of the paedos in TCAP threads.

You have 10 seconds to explain why Liverpool won't finish in the top 4

West Ham

because they are shit

gegenpress runs dem boys into the ground

theyre liverpool

I already forgot about West Ham.

That depends on whether they can git gud at defending. If they can, they can even compete with Man City for the title. If they can't, they can forget about top 4.

liverpool have had more possession on average than any other team so off the ball running won't be an issue

plus no european games

>sakho starting for U23s

Really hope Newcastle win tonight desu.

doesn't change the fact that French domestic football is utter dogshit. Literally worse than Scotland's

Good evening, lads. Bit slow today.

Come on now lad

Hello

...

We've been waiting for you la.

youtube.com/watch?v=8IwCtMc0ZP8

Fuck I love Chips Handon he makes me so hard

I fucking can't

>Chelsea is poo
>United will fall apart when Rooney leaks everything because he's mad he doesn't get games
>West Ham are trash now

Only City, Tottenham, Arsenal and Liverpool will compete for top 4. Only Everton could potentially slip past Liverpool, if Lukaku scores 30 league goals.

>tfw jupiter is the reason why we're even having this thread.

Should we have been praying to Jupiter all these years?

I should start that religion. See you in a bit lads.

Though the ones that did get through are also the reason we're even having this thread.

they probably will

>finish top 4
>we did it la, Klopp is a genius
>get into the CL
>get buttfucked by Bayern
>finish 7th
>now we can focus on making top 4 la

brilliant

fucking tangoman

Well, a lot of people were praying to Jupiter at one time desu.

Looks like he's lost his touch at Southend too.

because english football has been so performant on an european level hasn't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=QMZ5ebReEZ8

Brings a tear to my japs eye

Wait, is performant an English word now.

sky sports PL montages are always GOAT

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

3:19
*dabs*

Making fun of the smallest error from someone who is speaking in their second language is literally rude as fuck m8

It's software lingo.

Assuming I'm an twat instead of merely curious is fairly rude desu.

>Complaining in 4chins about rudeness.

Looking foward to the games tonight?

Oh you.

All the miracles that have happened in the universe have brought us here. Weird, innit.

we here in /epl/ hold ourselves to higher standards than the rest of the scourge on this website la

I'm never rude to anyone in this specific thread. Not intentionally anyway. I mean, we've got dozens of boards for that sort of stuff.

I'm sure I was reading somewhere that as we're able to detect more and more planets out there in the galaxy it's starting to look like our solar system is weird as fuck rather than being the standard that we assumed it was.

We need a power ranking of all the flags/posters on /epl/

1. UK

POWER GAP

10. North America

POWER GAP

1000. Spain

POWER GAP

100000. Netherlands

POWER GAP

10000000000. tripfags

Anti-Semitic 2bh

fantastic

>that van Laal slowmotion dive

jej

Top lads:
Ireland
UK
France
Austria
Netherlands
Israel
India

WOAT:
Spain
Caribbeans

Ehhh:
Norway
Canada

Decent:
Belgium
Switzerland
Jordan

Really fed up of the flags at this point desu.

They just encourage people with common flags to shitpost and people with rare flags are forced to be namefags whether they want to be or not.

Thank you based Jupiter

Fuck Israel desu

>That one australian ip who posts porn jpgs & replies to himself a 100 times.

Hi lads

we've got courtois
thibaut courtois
take him back please, simeone
he's worse than david james
he's just here for the pay
we've got thibaut court-why

Why would I be anti-semitic? You could be anywhere in the power gaps, I haven't established that
Also, weren't you the guy who said Israel was Palestine, or was that the other israelposter?
I'll take it. It's better than how everyone else looks at canada tbqh

Man that guy is a fucking arsehole even by Cred Forums standards.

Agreed

but you're alright m8

daily reminder that /epl/ is pro palestine

:|

I get the message.

the belgium lad is top. fuck the caribbeans though, true that

Never forgave you after you tried to tell me Van Gaal did well at United m8, aside from that it's all good but that sort of thing really puts you in the bad books.

Yanks are the worst, I think they overcompensate and try to fit in too much, so it just comes across as try hard and out of touch

>w-we hate Liverpool too, la's

but Van Gaal did a decent job

Where the fuck is Denmark, you piece of shit?

top:
Hungary

>Netherlands that high
You forget his constant Man City shitposting

south of sweden

he's not dutch but a algerian faggot

they're different lads mate
and the man city guy isn't that bad

ok, my bad, sorry

>the man city guy isn't that bad

That guy doesn't count as an /epl/ regular.

And also, the reaction to him is always way worse than anything he ever posts.

give over he's a right tit

>and the man city guy isn't that bad

he's better than Manica, fitizen and 190stretchmarks, but that doesn't mean he's not horrible

Forgot some big hitters desu. Will update next month lads.

oi mate, we really smashed them red cunts, eh guvna?

Scared of Atleti. Hope Greasemann doesn't score.

Huh, interesting. Guess we're a special bunch. Atheists BTFO.

Hi.

Yanks are at it again

youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Bc7nSeDj8

youtube.com/watch?v=vfv_7mO0M1M

Shanta and Ronaldo biopic needed lads

Something like Jesse James

lads just stop giving him attention

be slow on kev tbH he got a ruff life

Did you all get your clapper with limited edition artwork at the game last night?

genuinely thought that was klopp

how's ward doing now buddy

Made one mistake so far, other than that he's been flawless.

How cute.

Now try playing your games in a stadium that isn't a Rugby League ground.

Who /btsportgoalshow/ here?

Bayern Atleti and Bayern Juve from last year were some of the best games of the last few years in the Champions League. Way better than the final.

'no'

>Atheists BTFO
delet

>tfw Irish weather

>lelster fan mocking anyone else for clappers

Uh, why would we do that?

Who do we think will get promoted?
My money's on

1. Norwich City
2. Huddersfield Town
3. Newcastle through the playoff
Not all mls teams are like them, trust me

>tfw Ireland in general
The IRA and our writers are the only good things about this place.

hmmmmm either barcelona - gladbach or atleti - bayern. tuff choice

he did though. Not an amazing job but did everything necessary to put an abysmal team back in place. even if he did overspend a bit though

bit cold today innit

naarch look really bad this year imo

can't see them even making the playoffs

Listening to the Norwich game on the radio desu. Female commentator too which is actually a nice change.

>City

>Pep
ahahah

>city

>Not doing an Arsenal v Basel with Atleti v Bayern in PiP

>poop

it took scottish farmers to finally expose that fraud

Wanna make /epl/ bingo? Draft:
Abramovic sack a manager
Sunderland stay
Felaini elbow
Arsenal above totenham
Record transfer

Is that even still going? Haven't heard about it in a while mate

also

>the city of manchester

>Shitty
Based Brenny

>Bayern Atleti from last year
Triggered

Don't forget the peat. Ah, the peat.

Why not both?

I always think of Ireland as being like Yorkshire but with more bogs.

That is literally just from having seen it on tv or in movies though.

brendan > pep

why arent we in the champions league thread

THEOOOOOO

cba with all the spamming 16 year olds lad

match threads are utterly horrendous

>the shitposting thread

generals are terrible too
this whole board is trash
this entire fuckin site is terrible
why am i still here

This is a nice thread. A lot of the time anyway.

I'm not actually.

Get some hobbies, leafy

Celtic will probably lose but Swansea and Celtic have already outlined how to really rattle City.

City have been easy to rattle for ages, I can't see Pep fixing that instantly, if you can avoid getting swept away there's always a chance.

And they score as I'm typing this.

fuck sake

>Müllel
ffs, he's been so wasteful for a while now.

>Memery

Newcastle all over Norwich by the sound of it.

>Emery
Just sack this poor man's Rafa Benitez ffs

No, it's not. There's a few groups that bear the name in some way or another, but the IRA is dead and has been since the Good Friday Agreement pretty much.

Ireland is mostly those rolling green hills that you'd imagine it to be. It's really not a place of urbanity. Dublin, our best and biggest city, is still not much of a city at all on the grand stage. Gotta start leaving here soon desu.

>poop

Has he been, dare I say it, exposed?

>open a stream
>some weird popup pornography opens up
umm not a fan

literally yes

The first E X P O S E D thread is gonna be really cathartic desu

JUST GIVE US THE TITLE RIGHT NOW

I'm not a fan of cities personally.

And fuck yeah, Newcastle scored >we stay top.

from watching the celtic game, I can see klopp really smashing city. city just can't handle pressure. the only decent team they faced sat back and still almost got a draw out of it

laughable that people were gifting them the title after 5 games just like last season. when will they learn.

sigh, now we have to put up with Arsenal fans overhyping walcott for the next 6 months

>63% possession
This wouldn't fly under Pep.

>when you open a stream and some ad starts blasting music loud and you can't spot the X to close it

England's brave Theo Walcott with 2

hope you're right buddy but they should be good enough to play out of a press

not happening for them tonight though

fuck sake brenny

Is Pep the greatest manager England has ever seen?

brenny can't defend they shouldn't even try

all out attack all game

the irish martinez

FYI pardew redknapp pulis curbishley allardyce hughes kinnear warnock

dahoud to anfield when

yea

>kinnear

why even bother exposing him as corrupt

FUCK OFF

CARRASGOAT

Reminder

Simeone absolutely crushes Carlo's boipucci every time (outside CL finals).

Why are Newcastle so shit.

At least it's only 1-0 so far. But Bayern's attacking is non-threatening most of the time.

It feels like Norwich have had the exact same side for about 5 years now.

big sexy mick for england tbtbh

>pep

wew

>norwich winning again
>they're going to get promoted, sign no good strikers and get relegated again
This is getting ridiculous

Fugg off Norrich. I unironically want Newcastle to be in the top flight, too big for the fucking Championship. Even though it means at least one defeat more for Chelsea.

>tfw fucking cisse might have ruined invinceble chelsea 14/15

I know the Tottenham game was the ultimate blow, but I think losing to fucking Newcastle after going unbeaten for that long had a mental impact on the players.

>poocastle

Fucking Newcastle.

Mitrovic is going to get sent off.

Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh
New football corruption stories will be on Telegraph website in about 2 hours.
Looks like it's Championship managers this time

grayson, clough

The Telegraph @Telegraph
The Telegraph will tonight name individuals at three Championship football clubs as part of its #football4sale investigation

>Vidal
>Bayern

Coyle too surely.

>le too good for the second tier but too shit for the top flight man

imagine chelsea sold felipe luis

not just that

they bought him and never fucking played him

he looked out of his depth though

such a badly run club

pearson

The Telegraph @Telegraph 26s
Latest #football4sale allegations concern Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at QPR, Tommy Wright of Barnsley and Leeds' Massimo Cellino

Someone lock up Simeone pls

>Leeds' Massimo Cellino

The TelegraphVerified account
@Telegraph
The Telegraph will tonight name individuals at three Championship football clubs as part of its #football4sale investigation

>cellino
That is literally the most unsurprising name there could be.

>had over 2.5 on arsenal game

so tired of hearing about the telegraph

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BRENNY WAS BETTER THAN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

bravo isn't very good

>Algerian on Pooicide watch

>poop

finally exposed. it's all downhill from here boys. seems like any ounce of pressure makes them shit themselves.

I imagine Hasselbaink will lose his job then

Whoever passed Cellino as fit and proper needs sacking as well

Meh

rate my OC

hahahaha

>Norwich

fucking wew

>naarch

>cellino

i dont know if i can believe that outlandish claim

>NORWICH

That QPR fan on here who was praising Jimmy will be mad as fuck.

You're doing a great job son...a great job!

RAFA IN
GOING UP
HOWAY THE LADS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>norbitch

>NORWICH

lel and kek

you lads are weird it's just a draw
not like Celtic crushed Man City

>drew

The fact >you went up twice and failed to win is pathetic.

Never mind that, Norwich just conceded two goals in injury time.

>Norwich

Ultimate wew

>Newcastle got Benitez Time

Refball.

I thought in general they're fed up and want Warnock back

Another week at the top for the terriers

>Norwich

I said I was going to use this regular from now on, and somebody else is already using it :3

twitter.com/Hughes_Mark/status/781233138785804288
>Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink of QPR is filmed negotiating a £55k fee to work for agency which wanted to sell players to his club. Story up soon

WEW

Yeah, I was looking at their forum and there were a lot of people fed up with Jimmy.

has brenny solved football?

HEY KID, I'M A COMPUTER.

It's a good one lad it'll go far

>Poo Pee Arse
Oh dear oh dear.

This is the closest to exposed we've got yet okay

twitter.com/Hughes_Mark/status/781233369136918528
>Leeds United's Massimo Cellino is filmed offering to sell part of his club to help undercover reporters get around third party rules

>a nigger is a dodgy criminal

News at 11.

Is Dwight Gayle the king of comebacks?

>we
no irish teams were playing today senpai

>nigger

Thanks lad. I hope so too.

He did play and was terrible.

>cellino trying to flog the club via dodgy methods
This isn't a scoop, Telegraph.

>QPR have been managed by Hughes, Warnock and 'Arry
>Hasselbaink is the one who gets caught with his hand in the till

really makes you think

Good work lad.

Right on cue, Shitzien, you fucking freak. I was so tempted to write

>inb4 shitzien replies

But I didn't. I REGRET NOTHING.

I hope somebody adds it to the graph of reaction levels. Needs to be above "Apex Kek" (something else I also used a lot to get started). Whomever started 'wew' was a genius. I'm scared I'll start using it in real life. I shouted out "LITERALLY FUCKING WHO?" when somebody name dropped on a TV show. Fuck I'm autisic.

I accidentally started using wew in a normie group chat

wew

wew is just a variant on whew isn't it?

Do you regret voting leave?

it's lel with different letters, like kek

far cry from sam's pint of wine

Actually meant we as in the wider Cred Forums community but alright m8

yeah, but it's used in the exact same context as whew, an exclamation of surprise

pint of gravy

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/28/qpr-manager-jimmy-floyd-hasselbaink-asked-for-55k-to-act-for-spo/

I regret Cromwell not hanging every last one of you and the UK sending you corn so you survived the famine.

>I reckon next it will come out he was behind 9/11
lel

Don't know why you're complaining; there was a huge spike in "Welsh" fans after Englel got BTFO.

We have four national football teams to bandwagon. Be a bit more appreciative of your flag, la!

>not drinking it from a big yorkshire

...

>not drinking the juices straight from the bird

jimmy will be alright he hasn't done anything too bad there

>when some chink investors promise to pay for your tab at toby's for life if you sign their boss's shit son

Seems like he's straight up taken a bung desu.

...

he's asked for 55k to possibly look at signing some of the players they represent

bit of a conflict of interest but not exactly a bung

oh why of course one of the only black managers in football is implicated in this. bet they don't have any evidence they just assumed because he's black

what a bunch of racists

How is that not taking a bung?

You could argue that he might not even sign any of their players, but if takes the money he's going to, or why would he take it.

>Corbyn thinks that if the UK disarms their nukes, the world will as well
>even if they did, somehow make the world forget how to make nukes
>he thinks the world can be peaceful

The universe is a dangerous place, there is no peace amongst the stars. There is just war and death. To believe peace is anything more than the prep time between wars, is folly. Europe has been the most peaceful since history began. Yet it's ready to boil over.

>go to BBC to check sport
>see this

ULTIMATE WEW.

it's not clear if he even has taken the money at this stage

plus jimmy could argue the money was for doing the trip to singapore

Wrong meme board m8

>Europe has been the most peaceful since history began.
the fuck you mean

...

Sure, he hasn't actually done anything, thee's no money because it's all fake.

But he's going to be sacked because he was open to doing it.

The thing that really interests me about all this is did they approach all of the league manager and get a load of flat refusals, or just the ones who they'd heard were a bit dodgy, or even just a random handful?

But it doesn't look good for Jimmy when Big Sam wouldn't even discuss this sort of thing with them.

I meant the world. Essentially, the world is the most peaceful it's ever been. The longest Europe went without a war was 46 years.

I was going to write some shit about how Walcott managed to actually score. As soon as I went in, I get greeted with that.

I don't get it desu.

*respectfully criticizes capitalism towards you*
*sniffs*

Ok, quiz me this

Are freddos a neonazi symbol of hate and foodstuffs?

>tfw all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey

mate there was massacres in the balkans in the 90s

surely they would've had to be selective with who they approached

I imagine managers talk to each other about this kind of thing so it would get around if they approached everyone

Re-read what I said, if you don't understand, I'll explain it to you, but I'll mock you for it.

the world isn't peaceful. most of the first world is peaceful but that's it. just because there's no "WAR" writtent all over your newspaper doesn't mean there's no war going on rn

>that Friday match

>Pep rapes every team in sight
>Including their Manchester rivals who looked better than Arsenal/Chelsea
>Brenny 'Character' Rodgers is the first to get points from him with Celtic

Think we need to apologise to Scottish football desu.

>pep without de bruyne
>fails to win
we have cracked it lads

it's a pity we don't play city until december

Europe is at war right now.
5th Crusade when??

The fixtures are a mess.
Another International break after just 7 league games.
AAHHHHHH

This. A cold, wet night in the highlands is much more distressing than Stoke.

My point was, mate, was that between 1945-1991 was the longest period of time that war has not occurred in Europe. At the moment, we're at 25 years. Unless you're going to meme that Ukraine is Europe.

Furthermore, it's not my view. Research says that the world is the most peaceful in our history.

>>Including their Manchester rivals who looked better than Arsenal/Chelsea

You what? United haven't played those two. So how can they look better?

>Wanting to play a top team soon after their shock loss/draw
The patient bird gets the worm.

based jimmy

>implying BBC isn't full of Cred Forumsartans

>glesgae
>highlands
you depress me

City aren't playing any Irish teams in december?

>Only english club not to win
Fucking Pep killing our coefficent

He said Scottish football not old firm you utter mong.

liverpool

>never heard of the balkans

Chelsea have been shit and Arsenal are always a joke when it comes to titles.

At what point will people fuck off with the Stoke meme? Pulis is gone years. They're shit now and in no way intimidating with their pale imitation of possession football. Hughes has castrated them.

>At what point will people fuck off with the Stoke meme?
Not for a good few years. People love having a meme being able to sum up a grim, English match where longballs are the highlight.

...

>lifting rafa like that

must be juicing

I've heard of the Balkands, but the Slav Wars started in 1991.

League titles, you mean.

the coefficient is irrelevant now m8

love the cold night at stoke meme

i'm a spurs fan and we've won there loads, often with ease

liverpool aren't in ireland?

Didn't end in 91 mongo

looks shopped

John Cross @johncrossmirror 24s
Arsenal set to fend off potential interest in Arsene Wenger with discussions over a new contract at the Emirates

>wenger will never leave

I never said it did you fucking retard, that's when it officially started. Fuck me you're dense. Why are Irish posts so fucking retarded?

he is literally going to do a herbert chapman

Why do you care, shitzien? Wouldn't you rather Wenger stayed, i mean, he's clearly the reason Arsenal don't do anything.

>Madrid have conceded 4 goals in their last 18 CL home games
>None of Barcelona, Real, Juventus or Bayern have scored in their past 6 matches at the Calderon
Simeone best in the world

yeah I'm glad he's staying he's holding them back

>longest period since war occured in Europe

>tfw the pattern continues indefinitely.

Arsenal have high expectations
They're world class for a while
The fans begin to dream
Team capitulates
Pressure builds on Wenger
Arsenal win, pressure loosens on Wenger
Expectations rise again
Repeat until death.

If they can avoid Real they'll win the CL.

Yes, between 1945 and 1991, retard. Fuck me.

Don't reply, shitposter-kun.

On one hand I'd love to see them win it, on the other hand I can't take another fucking Spanish team winning

At least all you have to do is replace the manager. Liverpool have tried that HOW MANY times now?

but if they draw leicester they're fucked

Atleti deserve it after the pain and hardship of the last two. And they're honorarily Italian anyway.

simeone is basically playing attack-minded pulisball

It didn't end in 1991 in war was still occurring after 91 absolute melt

I know that... Are you drunk? Seriously, are you drunk?

>it's a retarded Irish user can't understand English episode

stick to gaelic, mate, you clearly can't read

Are you retarded? Between 1945 (End of World War 2) and 1991 (Start of Yugoslav Wars) there was 'peace'. The PEACE ENDED IN 1991 WHEN THE SLAV WAR STARTED RETARDED.

>mfw

what are you nonces arguing about now

>Pep exposed
>Pepe exposed

>american politics

>A cartoon from a Sudanese origami newsgroup is considered a hate symbol in America and is grouped with the Swastika and KKK

JUST

Let's nuke the USA please.

The claim was that there has been peace since then you mongo

Peace started in 2000

I just love how they picked the perfect pepe face, like he's genuinely baffled about this entire thing

would not be surprised if whoever wrote that browses Cred Forums

>from
Nope

>character adopted by 'white supremacists'
>isn't white

Have >memes gone too far?

>tfw invited to a huge BBQ tomorrow
Aww yiss. Sleep tight, lads.

Does thar mean if people begin to appropriate Allah's Arabic name then that will be banned too?

This sort of shit is just fucking retarded.

>This time of year
>BBQ

Pick one

Gonna be on Cred Forums in the Man Utd thread with us.
It's alright m8.

>tfw they spitroast you over an open fire

are they the English Dortmund?

...

hello lads could someone please show this post to /brit/ on Cred Forums please

i fear the janny is planning an ethnic cleansing

Liverpool is an Irish city la

Post yfw Man U loses to Zorya

...

I am just looking at the game stats. Wtf happened in the Newcastle united game

something carvery something something

...

RING RING

I was not on Cred Forums the other day, so is this it?
Has he now been exposed?

Yes

>best in the world
Until they inevitably choke to a lackluster Madrid

>big sam

Maybe if other English teams press and attack them now instead of cowering and showing 'respect' in the match. Fucking Rodgers and his 20 million squad can do it.

no

I'm enjoying how people like Shearer and Ferdinand are saying England is now a laughing stock when they've been a laughing stock for ages. Way to miss the bus.

Friendly reminder Liverpool are winning the league this year and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

We won't need to do anything because Liverpool will fuck it up without outside intervention

THIS
DOES
NOT
FUCKING
SLIP
NOW

>yfw they fookin slip

>Living in the past

Laughing 2bh.

Yes. Barcelona put 7 past Celtic, yet City conceded 3 and drew.

>Litterally said 'this does not slip'
>Slips on his arse as Ba toepokes a goal
Howling

*slips*

fuckin hell lads i've done it again

City will wank Barca

>if Gerrard had chosen his words differently, we wouldn't have one of the best current Cred Forums memes

>coming from a liverpoop fan

Loving every laugh

That's pretty gay m8, why would you want to wank someone off?

>"Liverpool fans live in the past"
>Still referring to a 2 1/2 year old event

Laughing @ u rn irl

Liverpool are going to seriously dismantle City

>this does not fookin slip

...

>Oh fuck, he's got me
>Uh...uhhh...S-slip hehehe

Will you self harm when Liverpool win the league? Just curious.

>I REALLY SWEAR THIS IS OURE YEAR LA

no league titles since 1990

where you even born then

why is triggering liverslip fans so easy lads

>Roy Keanes btfo of Arsenal and Walcott

Kek

I know right? You'd think a club with 0 (zero) league titles would have a bit of humility. You don't see Stoke or QPR fans getting so triggered.

strawpoll.me/11326347

strawpoll.me/11326347

That doesn't make sense. Did he BTTFO or was he BTFO?

>le angry arsehole man

>see make your own Arse 11
>look at defence options

Jesus. How did it go so wrong? Bar Bellerin and Kosc on a GOAT day, it'll always be Keown/Dixon/Winterburn/Campbell/Adams.

I honestly can't decide who to put in defence. Bellerin is just insane with his speed, but you don't really need him when you can have whatever you want.

Also, why did Arsenal seem to produce quality England defenders (Keown, Dixon, Adams, Winterburn, Campbell, Cole) and now nobody can? England's defence is literally Jagielka/Cahill/Stones/Smalling/Jones.

He BTTFO

You seem to think this is the eternal Arsehole thread.

Im pretty sure we went through this yesterday and it descended into chaos cause no one can talk about arsenal

Yes, unfortunately

>Arsenal produced Campbell.

They didn't produce Dixon or Winterburn either.

Kek apparently Bob Bradley is gonna be Swansea's manager at the end of the international break
>American owners

190micropenis on hamburger watch

at least you're not Leeds

we will be in a few years time

my.mixtape.moe/dsoctn.mp4
You can't creaseman the greaseman
>imb4 he goes to man u when his contract (and talent) runs out

You are now aware that Terry being back for the Hull game means that David Luiz will be benched.

Bradley had no trouble beating England's venerated Golden Generation at the 2010 World Cup.

I still have high hopes for them, they have a decent squad on paper and it's still a bit early in the season. Injuries haven't helped either.

Maybe the problem lies with the coach, idk. Villa, more so than Newcastle, don't belong in the Championship.

>Antoin, ANTOIINNNN

kek, sounds like something out of Spongebob

>USA WINS 1-1

Oh shit, just remembered the match is today.

There's this huge storm that passed and we have no electricity :| fugg

>Beating England
>An achievement

Pick one and ONLY one.

How did he blow them the fuck out exactly?

>winning 1-1
is there anything GOATSA cannot do?

Golden Boy nominations

Alli, Christensen, Gray, Grujic, Iheanacho, Iwobi, Loftus-Cheek, Nathan, Rashford and Sane are the notable PL nominations.

>beating

No, I don't. It's on the Sports page of the BBC. This is /epl/. Even if I was an Arsecuck fan I wouldn't go into that thread. This is one of the weirdest memes I see on /epl/. I'm going to tell all fans to go to their respective websites. Liverpool to RAWK. United to Red Cafe. Etc.

On paper Villa should be in the top 4 in my opinion.

Someone his fucking up horrendously. Most likely the manager. Need more than one goal to hold a lead.

twitter.com/ArsenalRelevant/status/781261506818244608

Not really a blow out, more of a reality check

easy hunter win desu

But why? This is /epl/. By that logic nobody should be able to talk about any. I mean look earlier, Liverpool talks turn into "OUR YEAR LA XD" and "LE SLIPPY XD".

But that's what happens with big teams.

Alli, Iheanacho, Rashford, Sane, Iwobi, Grujic, Loftus-Cheek, Natham, Gray, Christenesen.

In that order desu.

>RLC
KEK do they pick the nominees by looking at their potential on FM?

>Loftus-Cheek,
What did he do to be there?

My money's on Ousmane Dembele

Probably put him in as filler

>But why?
Because no one cares about discussion and instead just want to shitpost

It's time for Glenn Hordle

Thank the lord im not no caribbean

triggered autists where?

Anybody who fucking thinks Walcott scoring 5 goals in 4 games or whatever is GOAT is fucking stupid. Stop getting hyped over Walcott. If he can carry on this for the next 5+ months, then get hyped. I just want him to do well so he can GOAT it up for England. He escaped the dire 2014 and 2016 tournaments, so he needs to prove now he can do well.

But, last night was awful for Arsenal. Should have easily been 5-0. 26 shots, 7 on target. Basel's GK was in insane form. This is why Arsenal won't win shit. They can't pull the trigger and FINISH HIM(THEM). Their entire campaign relies on 3 odd players. Had they signed proper strikers (granted there isn't any GOAT players out there that want to move to Arselel) I'd fear them, but when your strike force is Walcott, Giroud and Perez, followed by Sanchez (who kinda is a striker atm Ithink?) and Iwobi, it won't end well.

We'll see. Keane was just not getting hyped, rightly so. But it's a good falseflag subject. I'm going to do it to make people hate Arselel more lol.

SJW won't let him in

>teams with the most fans spam a poll

shock horror

Tbh you shouldn't be on the list, if you didn't win the YPOTY in a league in that year. How can you be the best young player in Europe, if you're not even the best young player in your league?

>Which PL club has the most active fans on social media?

>he doesn't load up FMTRE and signs players like that

I made 200CA/200PA elites for my fuck around save. I signed a GOAT potential called Ruud Monster. He was like 100/178. So I made him 165/200. Also made him 205cm tall. Made him strong and fast. He's going to be THE MONSTER. But I quit.

You make me sick

I spam it to make people hate Arsenal more.

Golden Boy award is done over the calendar year

I always do it a month before the new FM comes out, user. It's fun. I just keep him in U18 and watch him rape.

Thanks la

i thought /epl/ was an anti-israeli general

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thanks for reminding me that the international break is coming up

cunt

di Mateo is a weird coach. But who else would take the job, I wonder.

>Rooney

My hope is Steve Bruce

Some are already asking for Fat Sam

Gary Rowett would be good but I'm not sure he'd leave city

Can't wait for November 18th

>Gary Rowett would be good but I'm not sure he'd leave city
He bet he would if Derby come calling. I wanted him in the summer rather than Pearson

>He bet he would if Derby come calling. I wanted him in the summer rather than Pearson

really? Because Villa currently are a more attractive prospect than Derby with the big money owner and he himself is a Villa fan. Can't see him leaving a team in the top 6 for either

Yeah, he may be a villa fan but he lives in Derby and has a son who is a Derby fan. He literally has to drive past our stadium to go to work now. And we have a big money owner ourselves.

Well they've already started playing 3 at the back, should get Brucey in desu since he's free.

Employing Sam within the next 2 years seems unprofessional imo.

Don't know much about Rowett.

Bruce would be solid. Got Hull promoted so he's got exactly what Villa need.

I don't want Big Sam, no one should but there are still fans who are calling for him

Rowett is a gamble but is on the up.

How many white players? Disgraceful.

Autism.

How can anyone read that small thing? I want to greentext fuckers
>RLC
Will have to do.

>Don't know much about Rowett.
He did great with Burton in League 2 and Birmingham was a jump up for him but he seems to have done alright there

Do you genuinely believe he would leave top 6? Just because he lives in Derby doesn't mean he'd want to work there.

Full list

Alli Bamidele Jermaine (Tottenham Hotspur)
Asensio Marco Willemsen (Real Madrid)
Leon Bailey (Racing Genk)
Bazoer Riechedly (Ajax)
Boschilia Gabriel (Monaco)
Brandt Julian (Bayer Leverkusen)
Carlos Fernández Luna (Sevilla)
Christensen Andreas (Borussia Mönchengladbach)
Coman Kingsly (Bayern Munich)
Coric Ante (Dinamo Zagreb)
Diawara Amadou (Napoli)
Dahoud Mahmoud (Borussia Mönchengladbach)
Danilo Barbosa da Silva (Benfica)
Dembélé Moussa (Celtic)
Dembélé Ousmane (Borussia Dortmund)
Donnarumma Gianluigi (AC Milan)
Embolo Breel-Donald (Schalke 04)
Gabriel Barbosa Almeida (Internazionale)
Golovin Aleksandr Sergeevic (CSKA Moscow)
Gonçalo Manuel Ganchininho Guedes (Benfica)
Gray Demarai Ramelle (Leicester City)
Grujic Marko (Liverpool)
Halilovic Alen (Hamburger SV)
Iheanacho Kelechi (Manchester City)
Iwobi Alex (Arsenal)
Kovalenko Viktor (Shakhtar Donetsk)
Loftus-Cheek Ruben (Chelsea)
Hernández Lucas (Atletico Madrid)
Mammana Emanuel (Olympique Lyonnais)
Nathan Allan de Souza (Vitesse)
Ntcham Jules Olivier (Genoa)
Rashford Marcus (Manchester United)
Renato Júnior Luz Sanches (Bayern Munich)
Riedewald Jairo (Ajax)
Rúben Diogo da Silva Neves (Porto)
Sanabria Arnaldo Antonio Ayala (Real Betis)
Sané Leroy (Manchester City)
Tah Jonathan Glao (Bayer Leverkusen)
Tielemans Youri (Anderlecht)
Touré Almamy (Monaco)

...

I'm sure it would turn his head and he'd consider it. Then again the way our last two mangers have gone might put him off. At least we've got someone fairly experienced in charge at the moment

better come up with a better plan this time, Adolf

Got to be Coman surely.

Donnarumma could win it. Other than that, too many good players. For example Iwobi has played great so far, but the award includes last season, right? So Iheanacho, Sane and Alli would be above.

Dembele (Celtic) has been GOAT as well. This is a really tough choice, but nobody really cares, since Golden Boy means nothing in the long run. Seriously, who thinks Iwobi or RLC will make it?

In his league alone Sane and Brandt are better

>Some fans calling for Sam
Absolute Madmen everywhere.

Ooh Birmingham's coach. Yeah they've been doing solid imo. Don't think they have enough, or as much infrastructure to go up and stay there but they've got some surprising results for the past 2 seasons.

he's shit on FM too

>but the award includes last season
it's for a calendar year and Iwobi started playing great in the second half of last season
twitter.com/c_d_14/status/781074828073791488

Golden Boy past winners

03 - van der Vaart (Ajax)
04 - Rooney (Man Utd)
05 - Messi (Barcelona)
06 - Fabregas (Arsenal)
07 - Aguero (Atletico Madrid)
08 - Anderson (Man Utd)
09 - Pato (Milan)
10 - Balotelli (Man City)
11 - Gotze (Dortmund)
12 - Isco (Malaga)
13 - Pogba (Juventus)
14 - Sterling (Liverpool)
15 - Martial (Man Utd)

Which one of these truly made it?

>Don't think they have enough, or as much infrastructure to go up and stay there
They have every chance, they've had some seasons fairly recently in the premier league. Wouldn't think they have any more or less chance than teams like Hull or Burnley or Bournemouth

>martial

Rigged 2bh

>These are the people you discuss football with

rooney

Götze scored a world cup winner, and sort of looks back on track

>03 - van der Vaart (Ajax)
sort of
>04 - Rooney (Man Utd)
made it
>05 - Messi (Barcelona)
made it
>06 - Fabregas (Arsenal)
made it
>07 - Aguero (Atletico Madrid)
made it
>08 - Anderson (Man Utd)
K E K
>09 - Pato (Milan)
nah
>10 - Balotelli (Man City)
K E K
>11 - Gotze (Dortmund)
not yet
>12 - Isco (Malaga)
sort of
>13 - Pogba (Juventus)
made it
>14 - Sterling (Liverpool)
made it
>15 - Martial (Man Utd)
K E K

My family are split half villa and half birmingham

I would never hear the end of it if they got promoted.

Arguably all of them except Balotelli, Sterling and Martial are still too young to judge.

Pato flopped

>>etc

It's obviously Alli, the fuck are you still arguing about lmao. He's clearly been de best

Gonna rank these players at their current level

1. Messi
2. Aguero
3. Sterling
4. Pogba
5. Martial
6. Gotze
7. Isco
8. Fabregas
9. Balotelli
10. Rooney
11. Pato
12. van der Vaart
13. Anderson

>anderson made it

m8

everyone except

>anderson
>pato
>balo
>gotze
>isco
Isco is actually really fucking good but he won't be a starter anytime soon. Should definitely move from Real.

- Isco (Malaga)
>sort of
name one thing of note he has done

be a good starter in a cl winning run

>Isco is actually really fucking good but he won't be a starter anytime soon. Should definitely move from Real.
This. They need to stop hoarding players

>Infrastructure
>Hull, Burnley, Bournemouth

Well you have a point there.

All the more reason why Bruce should be hot commodity by maybe Dec/Jan.

Was Gotze good this year? Saw him only vs real and he was frustrating to watch. Though he still played much better than schurle.

Is it? Then I suspect Alli will win it then. Iwobi has been surprisingly good, but not good enough. If he carriers on the way he's going, he'll be possible to get it next year. Obviously he needs to actually score and assist. Which he isn't.

Most likely it will be, though I rate Milan's GK. How was Dembele (Celtic) last season?

True.

He won four Premier league titles and a champions league.

If it were 2015-16: Alli
but since it's 2016: Rashford

Iwobi has five assists in the league so far.

idk, I just heard he was playing well for Dortmund this season. If I'm wrong just swap him with Fabregas

VdV raped it up for Spurs that season. Didn't he say he regretted leaving? Also, Pato was fucking insanely good. I remember signing him on Football Manager Live, but he didn't really improve like he used to, sadly. I miss that game so much. Fucking SI.

Rooney made it. Messi made it. Fibreglass made it. Aguero made it. Anderson didn't. Pato kinda did. Balotelli was in the process, then let it go to his head, so he fell. Gotze has made it imo. Isco has made it. Pogba has made it. Sterling has made it. Martial is too young.

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Yeah but that includes last season, right? If not, well, I stand corrected. It's not good enough to win Golden Boy, but if he gets another 10 and 10 goals, it might be.

He's going nowhere. Both Madrid sides seem set for the transfer bans.

Rashford not in U21 squad so gonna assume he's with the senior team this time

He's not that good, he's a top 3 dribbler, but his end product sucks. The Bernabeu loves him, but even the fans recognise that he has to be benched behind even Kovacic. I love the guy, but he should go to something like Valencia or Sevilla to be a star. But he wanted to stay at Madrid

I think he has pretty bad decision making. Everytime I watch him he seems like he wants people to notice him and so he tries to dribble and loses to ball a lot. He should make more simple plays. But a lot of players are like that and he's fucking talented. Can see him join some clubs like Chelsea, Arsenal or Tottenham and becoming one of the best premier league players. In Real there's too much competition for him, not only with kovacic but also lucas vazquez and asensio.

want to see how well non-arsenal fans score
bbc.com/sport/football/37496279

I guess you're right, and he has showed that he is capable of producing goals and assists when things go his way.

Hope he does well wherever he ends up

he won't be eligible next year, only players born after jan 1997 will be eligible

This is why you should have all your fakkin money in your dog's name desu.

>A fantastic score, not quite perfection, but not far off. You're the Robert Pires of this quiz.

15/20. Got them all right from 2003 onwards.

>11/20
>A bit hit and miss, but not terrible. You're the Thomas Vermaelen of this quiz (without the £15m move to Barca).

15/20
>Pretty good. A solid effort, you're the Freddie Ljungberg of this quiz.

The last 12 or so were very easy.

17/20

19/20, Only one I didn't get was David Grondin.

I am an Arsenal fan, mind.

absolute scenes when they mix up the Dembele's

vimeo.com/184738566
>that's a guy's voice
kek

made for dicking

>Memepiss Depoopy

16 - Walcott

14/20
most were pure guesses from names i had heard before though, very few had recognizable faces.

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Would beat City to the title desu.

Hi Pep.

Fabregas-Vieira never worked

strawpoll.me/11327036

Voted yes because they'd be league 1 level.

Scott Sinclair plays for Celtic FFS

>league 1 level
They drew 3-3 with Man City last night.

They'd be bought by foreign billionaires as soon as they were in the English leagues though. Not that that's always helpful desu.

Sinclair raped City's defense. It's time for the 'Sit back, Pep's team is scary!' meme to die, teams in the league need to stop being pussies.

Guess city are league 1 level too then.

MK dons beat United 4-0 not to long ago and they are literally league one level

>a lower league team has never beat a higher league team before

new

this, liverpool should destroy them

man utd sat back and paid the price, they put a bit of pressure later on and almost came out with a draw before pep killed the game off

not exactly the same scenario is it, united played a rag tag group of shitters, youth and bench players in a game that doesn't mean much in the long run

Because Poop has officially been exposed.

pep plays 4-2-3-1 you dip

Dembele will win